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[shima-draws]

HELLO?????

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 274

You know what is fun? Baby Ghost Jason. You know what could be even more fun? Ghosts are Dragons. 

Jason? Aware of none of this. 

He was on comms, y’know listening and rolling his eyes at Dickwing, who used his real name, really Dick, he mocks. It’s just a stakeout, nothing new there, honestly boring when he could be blowing something up instead. It should have just been a stakeout. 

Yet there’s something suddenly there, something behind him. Something that causes his hair to stand on end and his comms to spark into static like some sort of horror movie. Something, something with clawed hands with corpse-pale skin tipped in black, stained or dead or something else, tilting his head up and up and up as he’s frozen. 

“A child, out here? Alone?” a voice crackles, hisses, hums, and purrs, somehow all at once, unnatural in its tone. He can’t move, he needs to move, he has to move, but it’s like the space around him has gone cold and dead, like he’s stuck in the Pits once more as claws hold his head and his vision blurs. “Sleep, child. Rest- we’ll be home soon.” 

[customboytoy]

Open up and swallow on your knees// And say, thank you, I'd like some desperate measures, please

Rubbers Lover x Marianas Trench

[pocketgalaxies]

"i've already said. i'm prepared to do whatever is necessary."

"i don't accept it, laudna, not from you."

[0m3n-0f-d3ath]

Otto in my sketchbook

The worst day of fishing beats the best day of court ordered anger management sessions

[lemon-shortbread]

Aw bestie!!!!! We can happily take turns. I can only imagine all that pent up sexual desire and need after you've carried our little nugget (or nuggets, if we're lucky) you must be feeling. I have been at your mercy of your hormones in all of the fun, bed tumbling ways, but since giving birth you seem insatiable. I am so very happy to give you whatever relief you need as well as worshipping you like you deserve. You spent nine months creating and carrying life!

What was unexpected was after nap time one afternoon you were begging to breed me. It had only been a few months since you gave birth and you already wanted more? I can't tell you no. I know it's too early—we'll never have a regular full night's sleep for the rest of our lives—but I want to experience being bred by you and carrying your babies.

What are friends for otherwise?

-Gabe c;

Oh it was my pleasure getting to carry our lil nugget! And I know, I know I was more than insatiable for months, and you were so kind to oblige me, so I wanna give that energy back to you in spades! It was such a great experience and i’m totally sure that you’ll love it too, just hear me out bestie. Nooothing compares.❤️

Don’t even worry about anything, i’ll take care of you, just like you did for me! Plus hey, the little one’s still small so i’ll take care of parent duties while you’re growing our newest addition(s)! I know i’ve been begging you and whining about it, but you’d look so cute with a bump of your own, you haven’t thought about it before? Maybe i’m greedy, maybe it’s instinct, but I think this is a gift that keeps on giving, and I know, as your friend, you’re gonna love the whole process.

I’ll take care of it all, don’t worry about it bestie! Just let me like, breed you, just to try it out! 🥰

[theloveinc]

lmao people starting to make thirsty tweets/edits of u instead of bkg tho

And depending on what you got up, they only have like 4 pictures / a bunch of normal ones to go off of, so it’s all pretty absurd.

You find an edit of yourself and it’s the same picture of u on a date w/ bakugo holding your fork flashed about 50 times, each with a different filter and a sexy song in the background.

Bakugo is like, “they can’t do this!!!” and he’s right that it’s weird but you’re just like, “why not, big boy?”

(The best is when they make edits that feature both of u) BUT LOL it’s kind of a meme when people start making the tweets and thirsting in your comments regardless of what you post. Like… the support is great but uhhhh ???

[ichayalovesyou]

Holy shit Serene Squall was FUN!!

Sexy non-binary pirate possibly reoccurring villain?! Fuck yeah!

Captain Pike cooking for the pirates as incentive for them to stop punching him in the face XD

Messy messy relationship shit between Spock and Chapel and T’Pring?! Fuck yeah!

The crew dying from second hand embarrassment while Pike does a very stupid pirate impression? As if I didn’t already love him enough!

Stonn AND Sybok name drops?!?! FUCK YES.

[osmiumamygdala]

Negative comic rant ahead.

Article that gives you instant heartburn (I've supplied the link in case anyone wants to see it firsthand, but I've summarized it as well):

And usually I wouldn't post anything about articles like this because it has its fair share of typos and is lacking sorely in context BUT it is posted on the official Marvel website which is Worrisome

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Colossus was forced to kill in self-defense. And he was ANGRY while he did it! Oh no! Gasp! I'm scandalized! He should have made the Good Boy choice of dying and letting everyone die, obviously! /s. Also... you skipped Proteus. He also did this to Proteus, remember?

Ah, right. Colossus joining Magneto. Which was super shocking, but... he didn't... actually do much of anything during this time other than stand around, talk beliefs, and take care of Magneto. I mean yeah his inaction in the face of crime IS grey. Also, his sister just died and he didn't get to be beside her. His brother just "committed suicide" again, and his mom and dad just died. I... kinda don't care that he chose to join Magneto at this time. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Good for him, in fact.

WHY ARE WE ACTING LIKE AN ALTERNATE UNIVERSE/DYSTOPIAN FUTURE MEANS ANYTHING CONCRETE FOR CURRENT MAINLINE COLOSSUS, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Yeah, no excuse for this one. This decision wasn't even "morally grey" it was straight fucked up. Though Warren Ellis is on record saying that he did this specifically to character assassinate Colossus because he hated him, he regrets it deeply and wouldn't do it again given the chance.

He was manipulated and being controlled. Next.

Manipulated and being controlled. There was a whole follow-up comic where Storm goes after the Pheonix 5, and she states that he's a victim in the whole thing and apologizes to him. You might as well throw the Proletarian scene in while we're at it! Next.

Manipulated and controlled! 3rd in a row! Wow!

So, to recap; we have 2 responses to extreme grief, one case of actual character bastardization, an ALTERNATE TIMELINE, and 3 cases where he is NOT IN CONTROL OF HIMSELF. By DEFINITION, MORE THAN HALF OF THOSE ARE NOT "CHOICES" THAT COLOSSUS HAS MADE. I don't care if people hate the character or want to talk about him being morally grey, I just wish it could be accurate, consistent, and fair.

Why am I posting about this? Because Colossus is not a hugely popular character, and here's Marvel outlining his "crimes" out of the blue. And I am CONCERNED

BECAUSE

The senior X-Men editor, JDW, hates Colossus with a passion and holds a grudge against the character. Multiple Marvel creatives have talked about pitching a Colossus story and being shot down. Look, I don't want to accuse JDW of anything or implicate that he would let a silly grudge against a fictional character get in the way of Story but... this is Marvel, and I have seen worse.

I also don't want to believe that Percy is going to nosedive into strictly villainizing Colossus. He promised at the beginning of all of this that Colossus fans would like this story and that it would he his Biggest Story yet. So far, Percy has done nothing to back up those claims. I still want to have faith, even though it appears there might only be 6 issues remaining in the series (not really a whole ton of time for a satisfying conclusion, wouldn't you say?) And being as we are still seeing Wolverine grappling with the whole Being Beast's Man-Slave/Attack Dog thing, and Wolverine isn't being villainized for it... it would be a double standard to not follow a similar structure for Colossus, don't you think? Wolverine gets controlled and does horrible things, and we can agree he's not at fault, but the same thing happens to Colossus, and it's different somehow...? Yeah, I don't buy it.

The trend this article sets is concerning to me. I hope this isn't a thing where Marvel is preparing us for Villain Colossus, primarily because the way it's set up reeks of victim blame. We SEE that Colossus is struggling, fighting, and screaming in his mind because he doesn't want to be doing what he's doing. His body, autonomy, and freedom have been stripped from him. He is a PAWN. This is not a conscious decision he is making! So unless they can develop a good reason for that character direction, I don't want it! Really hoping this all turns out to be a rug-pull!

Like... as it stands now, Colossus has ample reason in my book to go full villain. The lack of care he has received in and out of universe is frankly disgusting. Nobody in his life has paid any attention to him for literal years! There were so many red flags that got sped past. He is living in a nightmare where his "friends" either aren't there for him or shrug off his concerning behavior. The friends he left his family for. The family that got torn apart and slaughtered in his absence. And this is a PATTERN for him, which we can actually SEE illustrated in the examples the article gave!

I love Heroic Colossus. That's what drew me to him in the first place! I would love it if he could come out of all of this swinging with his head held high! I want him to prove everybody wrong, to work through his trauma, be genuinely himself, and to finally make some PEACE about his place in the world. But if Colossus is gonna go full villain, I do NOT want it to be half-assed. It needs to be BIG. I want to see his justified RAGE. I want to see all the pain and grief he's bottled up just EXPLODE out. I want him to stop holding back and pulling his punches. No more "morally grey," no toeing the line, FULL SEND IT. To pitch it-- He joined the X-Men for family. The X-Men then BECAME the only family he had. Now, even THAT'S gone!

[pastelpaperplanes]

Not sure if you thought of this but are the animals organic or cybaranimal or alien? I really don't know lol, not sure if there will be beastformers or Predacons in that world. Since there are fur and all that Megatron wears.

They’re a mix of cybernetic and organic! Thorns and Thrones is a soft body au, so nothing exactly ‘transforms’ mechanically (mecha, techanimals, beastformers)

This AU does have mythical elements added to it as well! Transformations are totally on the table if you’re dealing w Sorcery, Curses, Demonic possession, or Changelings

The furs are absolutely from a variety of techanimals that exists in this world from cyberwolves down to cybercattle, mythical techbeasts exists too, but they’re rarer to come by nowadays. However, since the Allspark’s disappearance, it seems more and more that strange, dangerous creatures are showing up out of thin air.

The ancient Predacons were rumored to be nothing short of half-beast, as not many outside of their people shared the knowledge on how they could seamlessly communicate with and command anything from titanical serpents to dragons. The Predacons aren’t in the current timeline of the AU, but many speculate that the Dinobots tucked away in the unclaimed Isles are descendants of them!

Dinobot armor is highly sought after since it’s believed that the scales of fallen dragons have been passed down through those family lines. Trading for this impenetrable, fire proof, material rarely ever happens. It’s more common to negotiate a hefty hand-crafted weapon or brilliantly colored fabrics, the latter kudos to skills brought in by the Seekers who merged with the Dinobots, than it is the ever get your hands on scaled armor. Because of it’s rarity, Dinobots who venture out of the Isles frequently conceal their coveted armor in furs.

so crash course, furs, scales, hides, and teeth, some materials used more commonly than others, are techno organic materials used to create clothes and armor in this world outside of the usual metal ore!

[loganslowdown4]

One random discussion later, we’re calling the

Sleep + Other Side of the Pillow ship

ICED COFFEE

I can’t unsee it and want it to be that FOREVER

Yes I am still hung up on an actual potential ship from a 30 second short video from almost 2 years ago what of it??

[b4kuch1n]

one thing I thought was missing from canon sk8 was the mine being haunted apparently. so we are bringing that into burnished house for absolutely no fucking reason

[despairforme]

I didn't realize just how skinny Nnoitra was until cyberpunk BBS came out. That boy is literally just BONES

❝ Shut 'da hell up! ❞ Nnoitra SNAPPED. He fucking hated this kind of comment. Why the fuck did people think it was OKAY to go ahead and comment on his build? Most people weren't like himself, who said whatever the hell they wanted. Most people were conditioned to at least be somewhat civil. You'd never fucking go up to a fat-ass person and call them fat. So why the hell did people just randomly come and call him skinny? Did they think he wasn't aware? Like it was news to him that he was underweight? Thin? Just bones? He already knew! He already hated this fact about his body! He didn't need to fucking hear it!

[sylkhi]

You know that one post about the lady who asks a hotel front desk agent to wish her husband a happy birthday and her husband gets super happy and excited and she watches the whole thing and gives the agent a thumbs up?

Yeah, that except it’s Surge x Koga and Surge asks the agent to congratulate Koga on his promotion (gym leader to elite four) and at first Koga is super suspicious until he realises Surge requested it and then he gets super happy idk yeah that’s it. That’s the post.

[foxcassius]

GUESS who finished the SWEATER

[amoebeau]

when i saw your art of kiryu and nishiki set to neighborhood #2 laika i literally gasped aloud... have you heard the suburbs (also by arcade fire?) it makes me ill thinking about them + also everything with the empty lot in 0

OH MY GODDDD. YOU GET IT. POINTS AT YOU. YOU GET IT...... so glad somebody else gets it im so speechless right now