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spittyfishy · 5 months
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I really love your art! The AU is quite creative and I’ve been crafting my own remnant AU myself. You’re a huge inspiration.
but the time for questions:
Kaito, ever thought of what would happen to the world of Maki died..? :(
And Shuichi, remind me how you contribute to the growth of despair? Cuz I forgot. ;)
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For Eternity. (A Sequel to The Orange.)
You and Jake share an orange. He's never loved you more.
This is a sequel to The Orange, but can absolutely be read as a stand alone <3
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Pairing - Jake Seresin x female reader
Age Rating - 18+
Warnings - Cursing, a little smooching
Word Count - 2614
Author's Note - hi, me again. I hope you enjoy this part 2 of The Orange. I loved that first fic so much, and whenever I go to write Jake, it seems to occur in that universe, so I thought why not make a sequel just as sweet as the first. as always, requests or thoughts, send them my way. all my love x
Masterlist. Requests.
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Jake Seresin has always been an awful dancer. Like, seriously, genuinely, terrible. It was one of the main reasons, it turns out, that you fell in love with him.
Upon first glance, Jake seems perfect. Ken Doll perfect. Cover of Vogue perfect. Carved by the Gods perfect. He’s stunningly handsome, ridiculously charming, and one of the best fighter pilots the US Navy has ever seen. He seems almost too good to be true.
Then you see him dance. And you realise that maybe he isn’t quite as perfect as you first thought. It makes you love him 10 times more.
It hasn’t stopped him, though. The two of you have spent countless nights gliding around your kitchen in your socks, slipping this way and that, jumping to the beat of the 90’s R&B that Jake loves so much. On more than one occasion, he’s twirled you around like a ballerina in a music box, sending you both flying precariously into the counters. Strong arms come up to wrap around your middle, steadying you always. He’ll never let you fall.
You didn’t realise that it was possible to fall more in love with someone every day. You can’t help but ask yourself – when does it end? When will my cup finally be full? When will I reach the limit?
Jake pulls you back every time he can see you floating away.
He holds your hand, looks at you with those aquamarine eyes of his.
He says, “I love you,” but really, he means - love is not a finite resource.
He kisses your forehead, but he’s telling you - your cup can never be full. It’ll just keep spilling over.
His soft lips find yours, and he’s promising – our love will keep expanding forever. It’ll take over the universe and everything will be beautiful.
You’re convinced you must have been a saint in a previous life to be loved like this now. You didn’t know that a human being could love another human being so unconditionally, so completely, until you met Jake.
Sitting at the bar that day, all those years ago, your universe cracked and shifted. Juice from the orange still sticky on your fingers as you dug them into Jake’s cheeks, trying to pull him impossibly closer. Salt on your skin mixing with his as you pressed your foreheads together. Citrus on your lips where Jake had licked into your mouth. It was as if the Gods above had placed the blond man in front of you and said here. Have something good for once.
You knew, from that moment on, that you would never take him for granted. No one gets to love like this. No one gets to be loved like this. It’s rare, and it’s beautiful, and it’s a gift to be unwrapped and savoured every single day. Which exactly what the two of you have done.
The minute Jake had kissed you, sitting on those bar stools, orange peel filling the air with the scent of a promise, the two of you had become inseparable.
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After every late night shift at The Hard Deck, Jake would be waiting for you, leaning against the back door with a smirk on his face that said he knew something you didn’t. He’d pull you in to him, press his chest against yours, and inhale, as if it was the first breath he’d taken all day. Then he’d push you up against the side of the bar and kiss you stupid, until you both felt drunker on love than any alcohol could ever manage. He’d pull away and beam at you with that million dollar smile of his, before slipping his hand into yours and walking you the scenic route home, just so he could have an extra 10 minutes in your presence.
This routine was a daily occurrence, until one evening, you decided the fleeting kisses weren’t enough. He walks you home, right up to your front door, and presses his lips to yours in a goodbye. Just as he goes to turn on his heel, you grab him by his belt loops and pull him closer.
“Don’t go,” you whisper against his mouth. “Need you to love me a little more.”
His eyes blow wide, and for a split second he looks like a deer in headlights. Then, regaining his composure, he finds his confidence again.
“Yeah, honey?”
“Yeah, Jake,” you sigh, still millimetres from his lips. “Want to feel you.”
How can he say no to that, when you’re saying his name so pretty?
He shakes his head, grinning from ear to ear. Placing his hand gently on your throat, he murmurs,
“Prettiest girl I’ve ever seen. Been waiting my whole life for you.”
He opens the front door behind you and walks you backwards into your house. You don’t make it more than 3 steps inside before he has your shirt over your head, kicking his shoes off at the same time.
“Don’t know how I lived without this. Can’t get enough,” he tells you. He’s looking at you so intently, you feel the sudden urge to burst into tears. The love you have for each other is filling the room, making it hard to breathe. It surrounds you, fills your lungs, makes you feel like you’re both floating. He pulls you back to his lips as if you’re his oxygen, his life source, his sanity.
“Fuck,” he murmurs. “I want to tell you that I love you, but it doesn’t feel like enough.”
“Enough?” you question.
“Love isn’t a big enough word. It doesn’t even begin to describe whatever it is I’m feeling. I’m going crazy with it, sweetheart. I can’t breathe without you. I don’t want to.”
You exhale. It’s as if he’s read your mind.
“Love will have to do,” you tell him. “It’s the only word we have for now.”
He’s kissing you again, hands tangled in your hair, body pressing into yours. You’re vaguely aware that you’re both swaying, too in love to stand still. It’s thrumming though your veins, keeping you levitating above ground.
“It’s everything,” he says when he pulls back for air. “You’re everything.”
You figured that eventually, the electricity in your bones would calm down. That in time, the love would level out, and wouldn’t feel so all consuming.
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It’s been two years, and as you sit on the third floor balcony watching Jake dance with his nieces below you, you’re worried that you might spontaneously combust. The love has only got stronger with each passing day, lighting your world and guiding you through. Your body is alive with it – it’s like you’re invincible. Jake’s love is a shield, protecting you, like a forcefield.
He still can’t dance, though.
He’s picking up the youngest girl, Hailey, and spinning her around, throwing her up into the air as she squeals with delight. Of course, he then turns to Ava, and does the same to her, both of them revelling in being the centre of their Uncle Jake’s attention. He has that ability. When Jake’s focus is solely on you, it feels like you’re the only person in the world.
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That first day that Jake walked into The Hard Deck, he strolled over to the bar with the confidence of 10 men and ordered a beer from you. He gazed into your soul with those ocean blue eyes, and you could have sworn the rest of the room faded away. You’re still not sure if you were looking at each other for 5 seconds or 5 minutes. All you knew was that no one had ever been able to see you so transparently before. It was as if he was reading you like a book, with no judgment whatsoever. He saw you exactly as you were. And he loved you for it.
You’ve confessed to him the worst parts of yourself, your secrets, your desires, your worries, your shame, your hopes, your dreams – everything. And he listens. He watches you with those careful eyes, nods his head, asks all the right questions. He listens like there’s nowhere else in the world he’d rather be than talking to you. The rarity isn’t lost on you. This never happens to girls like you, you think. But that’s where you’re wrong. Because Jake Seresin loves you so much that sometimes it sweeps him off his feet. Sometimes, he has to hold onto something and steady himself because the force of his feelings for you sends him into a tailspin. The adrenaline of flying a plane is one thing, but that warmth he gets in his chest when you beam a smile at him is a complete other. No jet manoeuvre could ever give him the headrush that you do when you wink at him across a crowded room. Yes, Jake Seresin used to be a notorious ladies man – a player, a heartbreaker, a sneak out of bed before breakfast kind of guy.
But that’s because he was waiting for you. His whole life, he’s been waiting for you.
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You’re so lost in your thoughts that it takes you a moment to come back to reality. When you do, you look down and realise that Jake is no longer on the dance floor. Hailey and Ava are back with their parents, the four of them dancing and spinning to the beat, laughing as they go. The blond hair, the blue eyes, the cheeky grins – it almost feels like a vision of the future. Jake looks just like his sister, and her daughters look just like her. You know the Seresin genes are strong – yours wouldn’t stand a chance.
The evening is beginning to settle. The sun is setting, and a slight breeze blows the trees. Everyone is still dancing, singing and laughing, and the sound of it floats upwards towards where you’re sat smiling through the balcony railings. You wish you had a camera – but you also know no photograph could ever capture the joy that radiates around this beautiful setting. The lights on the barn twinkle as the dusk creeps in, illuminating the faces of the people you love the most. Bradley, Natasha and Bob are dancing, if you can call it that, while Javy, Reuben and Mickey are stood a short distance away, smiling at them like idiots. If you could freeze time, you would. You’re not sure any moment will ever be as perfect as this one.
You feel his presence before you hear him. Warmth appears in the doorway behind you, and you know without looking that it’s Jake. You can smell the familiar scent of salt, sunshine, and sandalwood. The smell of home.
“Hi, Mrs Seresin.”
He hasn’t come into your eyeline yet, but you can hear the grin on his face. He can’t see it, but you’re wearing a matching one.
“Hi, husband.”
He steps onto the balcony, and wraps his strong arms around your middle, pressing his nose into the junction of your shoulder and inhaling.
“Fuck, I don’t think I’ll ever get used to you calling me that.”
He scatters kisses along your shoulder, up your neck, and onto your cheek, chuckling as he feels you giggle against him. He turns you in his arms so you’re facing each other.
“Got worried for a sec. Thought maybe you’d bolted.”
He nudges his nose against yours, megawatt smile still plastered on his face.
“After I’d married you? What would be the point in that? If I was gonna run, I’d have done it before we said I do.”
He pinches your sides lightly, making you yelp, both of you laughing. The sound of it echoes through the air, the soundtrack to your evening.
“You okay?” he asks genuinely, eyes scanning over your face. The softness of it makes you want to melt.
“Of course I am. Just wanted to take a minute. Savour the moment, you know.”
He nods back at you, and presses his lips to yours. No matter how many times you kiss Jake, you can never get enough. You’re always begging each other for just one more. You’d stay here with your mouth on his forever if you could. You can only hope that when your time comes, you take your last breath with your lips pressed to his – a last image of your love.
“I brought you a gift,” he says when he pulls away.
He retreats into the room, and comes back with an orange in his hand. A bright, beautiful, bold ball of light in his palm. A promise.
A tear escapes your eye at the gesture. Oranges became something sacred to the both of you after that first one you shared on the bar of The Hard Deck. Neither of you can eat them in everyday life anymore. They’re solely reserved for special occasions, momentous moments.
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When Jake proposed to you in the dim light of your kitchen on a random Friday evening, you knew your answer immediately. You’d been dancing around, swaying in each other’s arms, when all of a sudden, he stopped moving and looked you dead in the eyes.
“Marry me,” he said with so much assurance it made you dizzy. Like he’d never been surer of anything.
“You are the love of my goddamn life, honey. I always thought soulmates were a thing of fiction, and then I walked into The Hard Deck that night and I just knew. You started peeling that orange that day and I just knew. I am going to love you for eternity – there’s no doubt about that. So, marry me. Marry me, baby.”
You jumped into his arms and kissed him so hard that the both of you fell to the floor, laughing on the cold kitchen tiles.
“Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes,” you replied between kisses.
He beamed at you with a grin so bright you were worried the lightbulbs were going to shatter. You were sure yours was just as sparkling.
Jake rose from his place on the ground, reaching up for something on the counter. A part of you wonders if it’s a ring, but then he produces something better. An orange. The brightest, ripest, most promising piece of fruit you’ve ever seen.
You split it while sitting on the kitchen tiles, drunk off each other, leaning into Jake’s side like you can’t get close enough. You’re convinced it’s the best thing you’ve ever tasted.
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Now, Jake starts to peel the orange, before pausing and shrugging off his suit jacket. God, he looks so handsome in his tuxedo. You think he looks beautiful no matter what he wears, but there’s something about that man in a suit that makes your knees want to give out.
He places the jacket over your lap.
“Don’t want you getting orange juice on that pretty white dress,” he smiles, resuming his place next you.
He peels the fruit and splits it in half with practised precision. Almost like he’s done this before.
You eat your halves in silence. No words are needed. You love Jake, and Jake loves you, and today all of the people you both love most in the world got to watch you declare that to each other. And now here you are, sharing an orange with the man you’re going to share oranges with for eternity.
Jake Seresin is in love with you. Nothing else matters.
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rosyjuly · 11 months
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approximately one million years ago you wrote a little 3 sentence fic about office workers George and Alex and I’m wondering how things are going for them IF you had any divine musings
Wolff finally takes mercy on them; hires three people for social media management. It’s only taken George half a year and two ppt-s to convince him that being under 30 doesn’t automatically qualify you as competent, and anyway his age is a depreciating asset. But they’re here now, and it’s great – they love to feature him, still, but at least it’s not him who has to edit the godforsaken TikTok videos to perfectly match the audio. 
The only downside is that with the new colleagues, they desks no longer fit into the corner of the second floor where George has been withering away for the past two years. It wouldn’t make sense to separate the comms team, so Claire makes them move up to the third. It makes more sense to be with the marketing team, anyway, she says. But now they have got the sales department on the other side, and in the open-plan office there’s just a lot more calls George has to listen to while he drafts the copies for the latest campaign. It makes him miss the data analysts. 
For the first few weeks, it’s not that bad. He either gets lunch with the new coworkers, trying to get to know the boys and girls in the marketing team, or has half a pack of crisps while trying to finish a press release, wiping his hand after every bite to avoid staining his laptop. Then the onboarding finally finishes and he doesn’t need to spend two hours each day to explain the ropes to Frederik. 
All of a sudden, he looks around, watches everyone else type away or nod at their screens with their most faux-genuine face, and he feels deeply, excruciatingly alone. He picks up his phone, opening the WhatsApp thread with Alex. Instead of the steady flow of texts, he can see the date annotated after every message or two. 
He’s told himself that the distance might do them good; that it’ll be healthy to stop looking over at Alex after every joke he cracks, that he shouldn’t be so attuned with Alex’s tea refills. A pint or two on Fridays would still be fine – hunched over a barrel in lieu of a table on the pavement, shoulders pressed together and complaining about the bloody ridiculous prices. But he didn’t expect this. The hollow, tender part in his ribcage that feels half-filled with regret as he thumbs through Alex’s texts about how he didn’t know Quality Assurance could be so bad, and maybe George should still be doing that much overtime if it meant that Alex didn’t have to listen to one more overzealous phone apology. 
You think Sales is much better? he sends back. It’s just past noon. Wanna grab an early lunch? 
YES. You won’t believe the bs Marko pulled this morning, Alex sends back almost immediately. 
George shuts his laptop, doesn’t announce that he’s getting food for once, lest someone tries to join him. Walking back into data analysis should not make anyone feel fond, yet here he is; the philodendron on Patrick’s desk has a new leaf. 
“Here to pick Alex up?” Patrick asks, pushing his headphones back. It makes George’s stomach warm, both with embarrassment and, mortifyingly, with pride. 
“You know how he is,” he tells Patrick, “gets lost in those Excel sheets and I’ll starve to death.” 
“I’m ready, shut up,” Alex says, saving his work with a few efficient motions. “First person to complain about me in the sheets, I’ll tell you that–” 
“And how would I know?” George asks, trying to ignore the hot shiver that runs up his spine. Alex whips around and George almost walks into his chest; when he raises his eyes, Alex is looking at him with his head tilted, like he’s a pattern Alex needs to find in a set of corrupted data.
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likeadevils · 8 months
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I trust your opinion. If you were making bets about what TS11's themes, concepts and sound would be like.. What would you like& prefer? and what would you think Taylor would do?
thank you for trusting my opinion but i am god awful at predicting what taylor is going to do next. that being said:
i think something taylor learned with all too well, anti-hero, and cruel summer is to… trust her instincts, i guess? not that she hasn’t in the past, but she’s mentioned that those songs were her favorites of their respective albums, and she didn’t expect that the general public would enjoy them as much— at least, not to the degree that they have been. but they’ve all been #1s, and more impressively to me, they’ve all broken through into wider pop culture in a way that’s super hard to do nowadays. like can you tell me what’s #1 right now because i can’t. but anyways i think she’ll be following what she wants to hear a little bit more, and trusting that her and the general public’s taste is pretty aligned at the moment. so like, to boil it down into a bingo card prediction, the lead single is going to be taylor’s favorite song on the album
also, bingo square, the color will be white. no evidence just vibes
i think another thing taylor recently learned is trusting that not only her fanbase, but the wider pop landscape would accept complex ideas delivered with a complex vocabulary. in some ways i think she was really burned by me!— she had been taught that it’s the we are never ever getting back together and shake it offs that you send to pop radio, not the all too wells. and then me! got torn apart (deservedly or not), and then the world shut down and it’s not like she needs to find a tour off her next album so what the hell, let’s take out the immediate hooks and replace it with flowery language. and it was a massive hit! twice! but it’s not the kind of music she wants to make forever. so midnights was an added gamble— can you marry the hooks with the collegiate vocabulary? and you can! anti-hero was her biggest chart success ever! so i expect more dictionary/thesaurus starter pack memes in our future, no matter what genre it’ll end up in
that being said, i think she’ll be staying in pop. i maaaaybe could see a kind of pop rock thing happening— think like, the electric guitar she adds to don’t blame me when it’s preformed live.
regardless i do think she’ll be pulling in more rep influences— i’m not super in the buisness of trying to track down when exactly she’s been re-recording, so this is coming from swiftie brain rot not timeline brain rot, but if i had to guess i would say she was mostly recording rep over the summer and with the occasional ts11 track thrown in as well. but i could be wrong maybe she has three albums recorded. idk. i am very interested in what the rep sounds like though, i think that’ll be the biggest clue to what ts11 will sound like
i’m curious how auto-biographical it’ll be. honestly, i could see taylor creating a single character to inhabit and tracking their story throughout an album, which would parallel the emotions she’s going through, but not the exact situations. but that’s me projecting what i would need to do to process the fucking year she’s been through, and taylor has consistently been saying how much she gets from having people sing back the words thought she must be alone in thinking, so like maybe it’ll be intensely About Her, who knows
as for release, i’m a big post eras tour believer. like i know it’s been said a million times but god how impossible would it be to add another set to that thing. like we might get the announcement and lead single while still on tour, but not a full album
i’m also expecting a more talk-y rollout. i would bet we’re getting a couple of print interviews— not anywhere near 1989 or lover levels, but like, you know. rolling stone, vogue, maybe another time, that kind of thing. and in front of camera stuff too— zane lowe, a bbc live longe, some late night appearances, maybe going on kelly clarkson’s show. and maaaaybe a hot wings episode. maybe. i think taylor got a bit burned by the long roll out for lover, and regardless she had other priorities when it came to the midnights release, but it’s been a while and she does like to surprise people by doing something completely predictable. but also this is totally me being like pleaseeeee give interviews they help me with timeline research so much
i predict this every time but visual album!!! if i keep saying it one day it’ll be true!!! it just makes sense she’s been getting so into directing!!!
while we’re in the realm of things that would make me specifically go insane i just think it would be funny if she got paul mccartney to feature on a song. just to be petty. imagine your ex is releasing an album and she gets one of your favorite musicians to play on it. and after the sweet nothing debacle too. oh. so ouchie. also she would have paul fucking mccartney on an album that’s insane in its own right
while we’re throwing spaghetti at the wall. two word title. let’s get crazy maybe 3+ words why not (this is by far the least serious prediction if the title is more than one word i’ll lose my mind)
maybe some religious imagery for the visuals? i’m trying to think of aesthetics taylor hasn’t thoroughly explored. what’s coming to mind is stained glass windows and like, the wild west. this is not at all influenced by me being raised catholic in the american southwest what are you talking about
so to sum up i think i want a pop rock opera with a title along the lines of “the blank of firstname lastname” about a woman in the wild west that has climatic scenes in a cathedral?? i guess that’s the shape i want?? i was not aware that’s what i wanted when i started writing this post okay
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elytrafemme · 3 months
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hi, mare!!!! i have no idea if u remember me, lmao, i sent an ask back in february i think! (also i am so incredibly sorry for sending this in general but… anyway…)
but, i just wanted to say that you write so incredibly beautifully i actually cannot. i was just like, pacing around in my kitchen doing my maladaptive daydreaming shit when cough syrup came into my mind . specifically that one scene from chapter 28, when cs!ranboo says the sunset is pretty and cs!tubbo tells him he’s also pretty. and i genuinely teared up. that scene is always in the back of my mind it’s so insane. i think it might be something ill think about for a long time, even though i read it for the first time so long ago. i think it’s mainly the way you wrote it. “beside him, the sun says, “so are you.””
something about that like genuinely drives me insane (in a good way, i promise!). i just. it is so small and niche and mundane and probably shouldn’t matter this much but i am crying over it. and i am far from a crier, so if you’ve gotten me to cry over a single sentence you’ve done something incredibly right.
i don’t know if you’ve heard it a million times, or not at all, but you seriously have a way with writing. just so you know! because you definitely have to know!!!!
anyway… sorry for sending a cs ask, (also that it was very long) but!
thank you, once again, for writing this amazing piece. even if it never gets updated again, it’ll always be in my heart, i guarantee it lmao
have a good day/night/afternoon <3 (and to anyone reading this)
hi there! i thought i recognized your url somehow, it's nice of you to stop by again! i'm really terrible with answering asks but honestly you are always welcome in my askbox, i like to visualize it as a cosy space
this is such an incredibly meaningful ask to me, my God. i'm so unspeakably glad that you liked that scene and the fact that it stuck with you this long really makes my entire week, honestly. it was a scene i poured a lot of heart into, as i did those two characters in general, and i'm really really grateful that it was received in such a caring way. thank you for giving that scene space in your heart.
i really really appreciate it, thank you. i've been struggling with prose writing lately so hearing that my writing can stick with people means a lot to me. cough syrup feels sacred, like an untouchable thing i've created that i now can't touch after so long of being estranged from its writing, but hearing kind words makes me feel like i can touch it again.
it's a fic i intend to finish, though i realized a few weeks ago it may take me several years to. i've sadly lost all love for that segment of content that became its source- -with no judgement to those who appreciate it, it's just no longer part of my heart (aside from my friends' artistic creations) but cough syrup is still meaningful to me. and honestly hearing that it is still thought fondly of even in 2024 is like earthshatteringly incredible. just a bit ago i remember freaking out over whether cough syrup meant anything and honestly, your kind words reminded me that it does, and it did. and the reason it mattered so much was because of the people like you who appreciated it.
so seriously, thank you. always feel free to send me cs asks -- again, i don't respond very timely but i always will see them. i appreciate you, and i hope you like the next upload, whenever it arrives.
have a delightful day/night/afternoon as well <3
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irishhorse-blog · 1 year
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Hi! always like your responses so just wanted to send this ask, but it’s ok if you don’t want to talk about it more because I know it’s #1 topic right now haha
Not sure how to feel on the video, at first it could’ve been anyone! Now add the dog in , similar layouts and then a later video that came out with tattoos.. it’s harder to say it’s 100% not real, there’s more doubt now
Regardless the nature of both “JK”and that woman and JK and JM is still unknown as of right now - but it’s like, have all these jikook “coincidences” been just that? we have no way of knowing for certain but it’ll just be a big surprise if things like the hickey, rose bowl, gcftokyo etc we’re just … bro things ?😂
seemed like everything between JK/JM was more than just a “ship” because things seemed real - clearly it could’ve been and they’ve broken up, but this video just adds confusion lol
(And in the end clearly Jimin is fine with jungkook because he’s also been very supportive this year)
So, I still haven't seen the video in question, and I suppose I should watch it so I can see for myself what the kerfuffle is all about. I don't know what it shows, whether it's believable in terms of being JK with some lady or other, or if the dog is Bam or not. Some things I know:
Furniture is mass produced. Chances are more than one couch has been sold that matches the couch in JK's apartment.
There are dobermans in Korea who are not Bam.
Nothing about Jikook tells me that they've ever been "just bros", that they've broken up, that they never were together, that they're on the outs, that they could possibly be seeing anyone else, that... anything the current narrative says is true.
Based on: hickeygate, Rose Bowl ear suckage, a hundred million moments of Jungkook looking at Jimin with the heartiest heart eyes ever, the inability of Jimin to have a live stream without mentioning JK, the absolute inability of JK to do ANYTHING without mentioning Jimin at least once, JK's hours-long JImin-a-thon, satellite Jeon, your are me I am you, shirtless birthday posts, semi-secret NY/CT vacations... based on all that, you cannot convince me that there's only broship there, or that there's anything less than total love and devotion, whatever form it takes. (And I still contend bros and buddies do NOT suck each other's necks and ears.)
I'm not worried. I'm not at all concerned about Jikook. I'm more than a little concerned about the so-called Jikookers who take the least little thing as a seismic event that shakes their whole world view.
Breathe. It's okay. The video is probably nothing. Think about the timing, too... JK just released "3D", which is seeing amazing success. Its loud, prosperous debut just drowned out the latest BP bragging point about YT views surpassing BTS or whatever they were on about yesterday. Suspicious that this sees the light of day on the very same weekend, no? Almost like someone is trying to distract certain sectors of a certain fandom from supporting JK and his single during this important chart-aiming time. It's just like all the sus "they broke up" horse shit shows up right when something new drops from the boys, or when some new Jikookery comes to light.
Don't worry. This is just someone being a troll and getting their little fifteen minutes of quasi-fame and shit stirring. Just wave them off like the gnats they are and trust that ten years of clear love and devotion don't vanish overnight.
Trust what your own eyes tell you. Trust Jikook.
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A Road Further, chapter one: New Journeys
The protagonist of Scarlet/Violet moves away, and the lives of the Paldea trio go on.
Nemona is ecstatic when Geeta decides to take her under her wing and groom her to be the next head champion of Paldea, and doubly so when it means competing against champions of other regions in a worldwide tounament. With Geeta’s very rigid ideas of how a champion should act, Nemona will have to find a balance between respecting authority and forging her own path.
Penny’s crimes begin to catch up with her as her parents send her to live with her uncle Looker in hopes that he’ll set her straight. But as Penny’s skills turn out to be quite useful for crime-solving, she might find out that her weird uncle Looker isn’t so lame after all.
Between the loss of his dad and his three friends moving away, Arven is crushed. When Clavell tries to cheer him up by introducing him to two Alolan exchange students including the tech-savvy Sophocles, Arven hatches a desperate and ill-advised plan to bring back his father.
I hope you all enjoy this.
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The sky was grey and heavy as Arven walked Miraidon to what would be its new home in the Lighthouse Laboratory. Penny and Nemona followed behind, carrying supplies for the creature. Arven shifted the bags of Pokémon food he’d been carrying into one arm and stroked the creature with the other, trying to quiet its whining.
“I know,” he whispered. “I miss him, too.”
Not long after the annual treasure hunt, Florian’s mother had been transferred to a new location for work and they’d had to move away. They’d been forced to leave Miraidon behind, and Arven to try to find one of his father’s old lab techs to look after it. He wasn’t looking after it himself longer than he had to. It was just too much of a reminder.
There wasn’t much to be done at the Lighthouse Laboratory. The three students put down a giant pet bed for Miraidon, scattered its toys, fed and watered it, and they were done. Arven had called Penny and Nemona out for emotional support more than anything.
“Thanks for being here,” he said to the girls, sitting down on one of the old tables in the laboratory. “You know, I played it cool in front of Clavell, but losing my dad is... well, it’s a lot to process. I mean, apparently he did love me, but now I’ll never get to actually spend time with him. It kind of hurts knowing what could have been. But hey, at least now I have you two.” He gave them a smile. “Between that and all the schoolwork I have to catch up on, I won’t even have time to think about it!”
The two girls exchanged an awkward look.
Penny was the first to speak. “Actually, my parents are sending me away to live with my weird uncle Looker in Kalos. Probably for a whole year. They found out about the whole Team Star and stealing millions in LP thing and want to scare me straight.”
Arven got up, fists curled and teeth gritted. “Seriously?! But Geeta and Clavell let you off with community service for all of that! And you have a job lined up after graduation. How many 14-year-olds can say that?”
“Yeah, but they said that ‘it’s still a felony,’ and ‘I need to learn to respect the rules before I run into someone who won’t let me break them.’ It sucks.”
Nemona spoke up next. “...And Geeta wants to train me up to be the new head champion. Which means I’m leaving the Uva Academy, too. I’m really sorry, Arven.”
“Oh. Well, at least I’ll be able to reach you by flying taxi since you’ll be in Paldea.”
Nemona shared a pained look with Penny. “…She’s starting by taking me to a world championship event in Hoenn. It’ll only be for a few weeks!”
Arven felt like the lifeline he’d caught was disintegrating. He’d be all alone at school again, at the time he most needed not to be. It took him a second to blink back tears and figure out the right response. “Oh. Well, that’s amazing! I’m so happy for you. Are you excited?”
Finally released from the expectation to act sympathetic, Nemona’s eyes sparkled with excitement. “So excited! You have no idea. I’m going to get to battle some of the strongest trainers in the whole world! Up until a while ago, even meeting them would have been a dream come true!”
“Great. You’ll finally have some people who can keep up to you. I’ll watch all your matches.”
“If you can find time while digging yourself out of the homework pit,” Penny quipped. “But yeah. We’ll be watching. ...Assuming uncle Looker lets me. Or I can find a way around his rules. Which I will.”
“You heard it. We’ll keep in touch,” Arven agreed, crossing his arms. “Assuming Penny can go a couple weeks without doing something stupid and getting her phone privileges revoked.”
Penny jabbed his arm. Arven jabbed her back.
Nemona smiled. “You guys are the best! Yeah, let’s keep in touch!”
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Nemona squinted into the sunrise as she tried to make out whether the flying taxi on the horizon was La Primera’s or if she still had a while to wait. She’d shown up twenty minutes early. Some might call that overkill, but one couldn’t take this too seriously, and Nemona had read that Geeta liked to be early.
As the flying taxi neared, Nemona could see that it was Geeta. She stood up and ran to it, getting in before it even touched down.
“I’m glad to see that you’ve kept your passion for battling,” Geeta said. Even in the early morning, her image- the suit, the elaborate hair, her gentle smile- was just as flawless as she’d been every time Nemona had seen her. It almost hadn’t sunk in yet that she’d be working for her. She’d be spending the next few weeks learning to be just like her.
“Oh yeah! I’m not gonna let you down.” Nemona replied. “Oh my gosh. Do you think Cynthia does autographs? Do you think I could get a picture with Blue’s blastoise? Or maybe...” Nemona caught something vaguely disapproving in Geeta’s eyes. “Uh, sorry, I’ll calm down.”
“No, go ahead,” Geeta assured her. “It will be best for you to get your excitement out now. Once we’re at the airport and especially once we’re there, you’ll need to keep that excitement under wraps. You’re representing Paldea, after all. You have to act like you belong with the other champions, because you do.” Those last three words were a jolt of energy to Nemona’s heart. “No autographs. Pictures are fine so long as they look professional.”
“You got it!.”
As it turned out, they had plenty to talk about on the flying taxi ride and then the flight to Hoenn. Nemona already knew a good deal about the champions and the teams and strategies they used, and Geeta helped fill in the gaps of her information. After getting settled at the hotel, it was late and Nemona was tired, but her energy came right back when she told Nemona that some of the champions were already competing.
“I thought that the tounament didn’t start until tomorrow?”
“The brackets will be announced tomorrow,” Geeta explained, “but for now some of the champions are doing some unofficial one-on-one matches to warm up the audience. Would you like to watch them?”
“Watch them? I want to join them! Let’s get down there,” Nemona replied, already running for the door to their hotel room.
“No,” Geeta said gently, making Nemona stop dead. “I’d like us to watch them from here, where we can discuss what they’re doing. It will be an important lesson for you.”
“Okay.” Nemona sat back down on the bench next to Geeta.
The television displayed the tournament arena. On one side of it, Diantha strode in alongside her gardevoir, mega-evolving it to the audible delight of the crowd. On the other, Cynthia glided down from the bleachers on the back of her garchomp, sliding off of her at the last moment and landing nimbly on her feet as the dragon took her position in the ring.
“Begin!” shouted the referee.
“Garchomp, Poison jab!” Cynthia ordered. Her garchomp lunged, her claws coating themselves in purple fluid.
“Ice punch,” Diantha returned. Gardevoir’s fists covered themselves in ice, and she countered the first jab. Garchomp was darting in and out of Gardevoir’s range as Gardevoir stayed stationary, blocking only as many quick but relatively weak jabs as it took and clearly taking more damage than it was dealing.
“Wait, why's she doing that?” Nemona asked. Gardevoir didn’t have the attack or speed for this, but with her special attack, a good dazzling gleam would have-
“Because,” Geeta explained calmly, “This is what everyone came here to see.”
“Ah,” Nemona said as she watched the garchomp’s speed and footwork.
“Dazzling gleam!” Diantha ordered. Gardevoir gathered energy and blasted a powerful beam of pink energy from her outstretched hands.
“Dig,” Cynthia retunred. Garchomp quickly dug into the ground, only its tail getting grazed. Earthquake would have been more powerful and maneuverable, but this was more of a sight to see.
“Send it into the earth, Gardevoir,” Diantha ordered. The gardevoir ran over to the hole and sent dazzling gleam down into it, filling the hole completely and leaving pink light overflowing from its edges. A roar of pain emanated from it. And yet, Cynthia seemed unworried. She closed her eyes and smiled as the ground behind gardevoir opened up, releasing pink energy and a battered-but-still-fighting garchomp, her claws coated in poison. Gardevoir barely had time to look back before a powerful hit took her out.
“Cynthia and Garchomp are the winner!” the referee announced, pointing his flag to Cynthia. The TV screen showed a close-up of her smile before cutting out to sports commentators.
“Wow!” Nemona beamed, clasping her hands together in excitement. “Man, it’s like they’re coordinating with each other in real time to give everyone the best show possible! Like, to show everything their Pokémon are capable of, while also trying to win as a second goal. That must be even more challenging than just winning!” Nemona gripped the pokéball at her belt, her body yelling at her to go and try out this new challenge.
“Yes, exactly,” Geeta stated. “You are a great trainer, Nemona. You will have no trouble at all upholding the Pokémon league standards, I’m sure. But I’ve brought you to this tournament so that we can work on your image and showmanship. Part of a champion’s job is representing their region, after all. There is much to attend to- we’ll need to design you a perfect outfit and figure out your trademark mannerisms and a team including a trademark Pokémon.”
“Oh, man, a trademark Pokémon!” The mere thought that one of her Pokémon could be as iconic as Cynthia’s garchomp or Diantha’s gardevoir... or Leon’s charizard or Steven’s metagross or... Nemona couldn’t help it. She let out some little squealing noises.
Nemona smiled. “Yes. I suggest you make a list of candidates for that role. We’ll go over them tomorrow morning and find just the right one.”
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The heavy door that separated the prison from the outside world slammed shut, nearly making Penny jump. Looker walked in front of her and gestured for her to follow.
“This is what happens to people who break the rules,” Looker explained, stone-faced as they passed by cell after cell, each one containing two miserable, dead-eyed prisoners, two cots with thin mattresses and thin blankets, a metal toilet, and little else.
“People won’t keep giving you free passes forever! And there won’t be a warning for when they won’t. Every rule you break could be the one that puts you in here! Yes, even now. Stealing as much currency as you did could have given you more than two years, and once you’re sixteen, you would have been transferred to a place just like this! We don’t want that.”
Only if you get caught, Penny thought as she followed behind him, but she thought better of saying it. She settled for nodding along instead, with a face that she hoped said “I’m taking this seriously,” but might have been more along the lines of “how much longer until you shut up?”
“I love you, Penny! And that’s why I have to do this. You’re going to work here after school for the next semester. Maybe the next year if it’s necessary. I promised it to your parents, so to make sure it’s all the time you’ll spend there!”
The two ran into a gruff-looking security guard, who Looker handed Penny off to for a tour of the facility and explanation of her duties.
It was late by the time Penny was off work, done with dinner, and could escape to the room that Looker had her set up in. It matched the rest of the house in containing a functional amount of furniture- in this case, a bed, a desk and chair, a bedside table, and a closet with hangers- but nothing else. When one worked for the international police, one moved too frequently to make a house a home.
Penny sat down at the desk and pulled out her rotom phone, only to realize that its usual rotom had been replaced with a sharp-eyed parental control one. When exactly Looker had managed that was beyond her. Penny sighed. It was a good thing she’d prepared for just this situation. She opened the window and then dug into her eevee backpack and pulled out a plastic baggie of dead batteries interspersed with red and green loose wires.
“Want a snack?” she asked the rotom, firmly holding her phone in one hand and dangling the bag in the other.
The rotom nodded vigorously. Penny could feel it trying to get loose and float over, but she held the phone firmly. The rotom pulled until it popped out of the phone. Penny threw the baggie out the window, and the rotom chased it out. She closed the window, got up, and laid down on her bed, ignoring the creature as it tapped the glass. This should give her a few hours at least.
The phone’s screen was filled with new texts from Arven, Nemona, and the ex-members of Team Star. She could respond to them later. For now, she brought up the internet and typed “how to get fired from a prison job without getting killed.”
If Looker was going to give her a hard time, she’d give him a hard time right back.
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Late morning light filtered through the curtains as Arven laid in bed, phone in hand and Mabosstif curled up on top of him. He was missing second period and had missed his classes yesterday as well, but who cared? Clavell wouldn’t suspend him while he had nowhere else to go, and he was almost beyond caring if he took an extra year to graduate. He was scrolling through a some long-winded excited ramblings from Nemona when he heard a knock at the dorm room door.
“Arven?” came Clavell’s voice. Arven scrambled out of bed, almost kicking Mabosstif in the process. Thankfully he’d gone to bed in his clothes the night before, so he could pass as having been up for a while. He’d say he had to catch up on some important school project and had thought it was more important than a couple missed classes. Hopefully that would make Clavell go away.
Clavell opened the door and stood awkwardly in the doorway, looking like we wasn’t sure what to say. After pausing for a moment, he crossed the room, sat on Arven’s bed, and gestured for Arven to sit next to him. Arven obeyed. “How... how have you been handling the professor’s death, really?” Clavell asked.
“I’m fine,” Arven replied.
“...And your three friends being away?”
Arven closed his eyes and looked away from Clavell. “I’m fine, alright? I’m used to not having anyone around. It’s fine! Just punish me if you’re going to and go.”
Clavell took a deep breath. “I’m not going to punish you, I just thought...” Clavell shook his head as though reconsidering something. “Actually, very well. There is something you can do for me as punishment for the missed classes. Two exchange students are arriving today from Alola. If you could give them a tour and get them settled into their dorms, that would be wonderful.”
“Okay,” Aven replied. He had a strong sense that this was to get him moving or to cheer him up somehow. He would have thanked Clavell if it weren’t being framed as a punishment.
“Excellent. Stop by my office and I’ll give you the details. And let me know if you need anything.”
Hours later, the flying taxi touched down in front of the academy, containing a green-haired girl in her early twenties, a little boy playing on a gaming device, and their luggage.
“Hey,” Arven said to them. “Welcome to the Uva Academy. My name’s Arven. I’m going to be the one to show you around.”
“Mallow,” the green-haired woman replied, “Nice to meet you.”
“Nice to meet you, too. first thing’s first, let’s get you guys set up in your dorms. I’ll lead the way.”
Arven navigated the crowded halls, checking every so often to make sure that Mallow was still following.
“So, what brought you to the academy?” Arven asked.
“Well, I aged out of being a trial captain- that’s like our equivalent to gym leaders, and only people under twenty can be one- so I thought I’d try to figure out what I want to do next. I’m probably going to be a cook, though. Alola is just so good for growing ingredients. Berries are the obvious ones, but you wouldn’t believe how many medicinal plants grow there. Maybe I could be some kind of healer!”
Okay, Clavell had definitely put him up to this to cheer him up. “Wow, you’re into cooking, huh? Me, too. And as for medicinal plants, trust me, I know more about those than I ever wanted to. But at least the little collection I got out of it can make anything taste great.” Arven stopped in front of their dorm room doors and turned to Mallow. “The teachers let me use the home ec lab so long as I’m out and it’s clean by the time it’s needed. Want to show me what you’ve got?”
“Yeah! Oh boy, I knew I didn’t bring those dehydrated rawst berries for nothing!”
“You brought dehydrated rawst berries? Oh my God, we need to put those in a stew, right now! I swear, they’re like the only thing that’s better dehydrated. Or un-dehydrated, as they’ll be once we’re done with them.”
“Sounds good! But only if you show me which of those healing herbs we can add to it!”
“Oh, you bet.”
“Can I help?” the little boy asked. Arven realized that he hadn’t spoken until now. He didn’t look older than eight or nine, maybe ten, and between the short, round physique, the bad haircut, the quietness and the resting grouch face, Arven predicted that he’d be spending most of his free periods at the academy alone, and that was if he was lucky enough to fly under the radar of bullies.
“Of course you can join us, little buddy!” Arven replied, giving him a big smile.
Mallow smiled down at the younger boy. “This is Sophocles. He’s also a trial captain. He invented a machine that can summon totem Pokémon, and he’s made a lot of other really cool stuff, too! His parents wanted him to come here so he could expand his horizons and hopefully make some friends.”
“Oh. He’s good with tech, is he?” Arven’s brain had practically shut off once he’d heard that, and it was currently screaming at him not to do what he was about to do. “Do you like robots, little buddy? Have you worked on them? Ever programmed anything?” he asked, crouching to get down to Sophocles’ level. Hopefully his voice sounded less suspicious to Sophocles than it did to his own ears.
“Yeah,” Sophocles replied nervously.
Arven’s heart was beating hard, the way it did when one was about to do something that could get them in immense trouble. “Oh, well, in that case the academy might just have a special field trip for you. I’ll be leading you on it, alright?”
“Okay.”
Arven stood up straight again. “Pack for a couple nights. I’ll meet you right outside Mesagoza at eight tonight.” Arven started for his room to pack. Going back to Area Zero would be risky, even with a gym leader-strength trainer coming with him. And who knew what the distant future would be like once they got to it using the time machine. But maybe, just maybe, Sophocles would be able to reprogram his dad, get him to come home and act like a parent to him.
Arven looked back to Sophocles and Mallow, the latter of which had definitely realized something wasn’t right. “Uh, your room numbers are 309 and 310. See you guys for your tour later,” he called out before running off.
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Halloween Night
Summary: Going trick or treating as an adult with… Kihyun.
Oneshot
Fluff, Fantasy au, Strangers to something more, and Humor.
Word Count: 3,176
Kihyun X Reader
[Features! The rest of OT7]
[A/n: This was only going to be 1,000 words– but after world building– here we are… And I still have 5+ pages of this that are unedited– this is the oneshot version… pls send help– ult bias brain rot].
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Sunday morning breakfasts are the highlight of my week. When the doorbell rings, I go, “What do we have here,… it’s double trouble, I see. Is it just you two today?” I ask as I answer my door and welcome Minhyuk and Hyungwon in. “Yeah, it’s just us today.” I nod, and as the three of us settle in for breakfast, Hyungwon goes, “Well, today’s my last day up here.” I pout over at him, “You’re not going to be here for Halloween?” He shakes his head, “No! But his brother will be!” Minhyuk answers excitedly, “Oh?” And Hyungwon explains, “I get the uh summer house in fall and winter months. And he gets to spend fall up until early spring here.” I nod for one of them to go on, “But why?” Hyungwon smirks, “Business matters and such.” I exchange a look with Minhyuk, “That sounds criminal-like.” He shakes his head, “Quite the contrary, actually.” I nod, and we dig into our breakfast, “I have to say I’m going to miss our Sunday morning breakfasts.” Hyungwon tells the two of us, and we nod, “Us too.” Hyungwon looks at the ceiling, “I hope that groundhog calls for an early spring this year.” I pat my hand on his shoulder, “Hey, you have our phone numbers. You can always call us!” He nods, “Yeah, but it’s not the same.”
“What do you say we spend the rest of the day together?” Minhyuk asks, and I agree, and we both look over at Hyungwon with puppy dog eyes, “Yeah– Yeah, sure!”
“So? Are you going to tell me more about this brother of yours?” Hyungwon nods, “Well, he’s not my brother per se. Have you ever heard of blood brothers?” I nod, “So you guys like are pact brothers?” He nods, “Yeah, something like that.” Minhyuk grins, “I’ve met him a million times. You’re going to love him!” I squint, “Is that a threat?” He smirks, “Would you like it to be?” I shake my head, knowing I won’t win this one, “No thanks.” He laughs, which makes the two of us laugh. Before Hyungwon continues telling me more about Kihyun, “He’s rather uh, we'll say elusive, when you first meet him. But I promise he’s got a good heart, it’s just not always outward.” I nod, “Ah, it’s cool. I guess I’ll meet him when I meet him, then?” He nods, “Yeah.”
After that, we didn't talk much about him but rather enjoyed each other’s company. Watching movies, eating dinner at a diner, and anything else that would bring a smile to Hyungwon's face. When the clock strikes midnight, it's time to wish Hyungwon farewell. With tears in my eyes, I give him a huge hug, and Minhyuk joins in on it. “We’ll miss you!” The two of us cheer and watch him leave, “Well, I guess I’ll be taking my leave too.” I nod, knowing that tomorrow is Halloween and it’ll be rather busy for us.
Monday never felt sadder knowing that one of my friends was at his ‘summer house’ while we had to endure the winter. I finish getting set up for the trick-or-treaters and pull on a witch costume when I check the clock. It's time to set up the blanket and chair on my porch. I grab the biggest bowl of candy and sit down, covering myself in a blanket. When the clock strikes 6 pm, I start handing candy to kids that come up my steps.
It’s eight pm now. And I’m down to the last few pieces of candy left in the bowl. When a figure dressed in all leather with black hair and beautiful brown eyes approaches but lacks a trick-or-treat bag in hand, confuses me. I stare at him for a second, and if I had any less decorum, I would have let my jaw drop to the floor at the very sight of him. Before I can ask him what he’s doing, he goes, “Oh, excuse my manners! I’m Kihyun!” I smile and tell him my name while holding my hand for him to shake. And to my surprise, he gently holds it before placing a kiss on my knuckles. My brain starts screaming, ‘Holy fuck’ as I turn beat red and tell him in the best voice I can muster, “It’s nice to meet you, Kihyun. I’ve heard about you from your brother and Minhyuk.” His smile glints with a smirk for a moment, “It’s a pleasure to meet you, (Y/n). All good things, I hope?” I shrug, “If you count Hyungwon calling you elusive good, yeah?” He shakes his head and laughs, “I’ve heard a bit about you too.” I smile, and one of the last stragglers comes to my door and goes, “Trick or treat!” I grin as Kihyun turns around to smile at them. “Take the rest, kiddo!” I tell them, and they go, “Wicked!” Before taking the last piece in the bowl and rushing off to the next house.
“Well, looks like I’m out of candy. And since it's quite lonely to go trick or treating alone, would you like to go trick or treating with me?" He gives me a faint smile, “Sure, but uh, I’ve never tricked or treated before.” That leaves me flabbergasted, “What?! Oh, we must change that! It is a little different since we're fully grown adults and all. But I promise I know where the houses with the best candy are!” He nods, and with that, I remove my blanket, head down the stairs, and gesture for him to follow me, "Oh, do you have a costume?" I ask, and I turn back and notice the rather tall horns protruding from his head. And a red tail attached to his waist? He shakes his head, “I wouldn’t call it a costume per se, but yeah, show me the way, my dear.” I resist the blush that wishes to come over my cheeks.
He walks beside me as we make it to the first house. I tell him, “Okay when we make our way up to them, you say, ‘Trick or treat!’, easy enough?” He smirks, “Easy, and if they don't give us treats?” I smirk back, "We egg 'em." With a nod, we head up to the door together, and I ring the doorbell in unison, we say, “Trick or treat!” The older lady giggles and tells us, “Aren’t you two just so sweet? Here’s a huge candy bar for each of you, have a wonderful night!” I smile and thank her before we head away, “You didn’t say we needed to thank them.” He says with a slight pout, and I smile, “Well, sometimes, if they make conversation, it’s nice to say thank you.” He nods, “Huh, interesting.”
After we hit a few more houses that still are handing out candies, he asks, "I've been meaning to ask, are you a witch?" With a gesture towards my hat, “No, although I certainly wish I had magic some days.” He nods to himself, “That's reasonable." I shrug and turn the question back on him, “Well, what about you with your horns and tail? Does that make you 'the devil'?” The smirk he gives me doesn’t feel menacing, but something in the back of my brain goes. ‘For the love of everything holy will you recognize him’. “Well, it’s a kingly title. Isn’t it? To be the ruler and to keep those in line that are crude, rash, and mischievous?” I shake off the feeling and go, “It is, I suppose. Do you think the devil ever gets bored of his job?” He smiles, “I think so. It would be rather fun, although demanding, but lonely.” I nod, “Yeah, the devil himself rules alone, from what I heard.” He nods, “Yeah, sad, isn’t it? But at least he has friends.” I nod again, “I wonder if his friends are nicer?” He smiles, “I guess it would depend on the person they were dealing with” “I suppose you’re right…"
"Oh! Look! This house has the bowl out, so we don’t have to ask.” He nods, and we head up to the bowl, which lacks the sign to take one. So, with a devious smirk, the two of us each take a good handful. “There are no kids out anymore, it's too late, so we’re fine to take as much as we like.” I say to justify it as we walk to the next house, “We get one more hour than most blocks, but no one likes their kids out after nine around here.” He nods, and I continue, “But that’s when us, ‘big kids’ can get the rest!” He grins, "More candy for us then!"
It's getting darker as we walk along, almost too dark to see more than what the streetlamp illuminates. I see the next house on our stops doesn't have lights, so I warily step on what I think is the concrete. "Can't see?" Kihyun asks me, and I nod, and he gently places his hand behind my back to steady me. I'm so glad it's dark out now because he can't see my flaming red cheeks as he helps me up the stairs. With his free hand, he rings the doorbell, which causes the porch lights to come on, "A little late for that, huh?" I whisper, which makes him laugh as the elderly couple comes out. “Well, aren’t you two a lovely couple~ It’s so nice seeing you kids grow up!” I nod and don’t say anything because I’m still processing that they called us a couple. Kihyun lets out a thank you as they put a good handful into our bowl before closing the door. And as we make it down the steps with ease, the lights from their porch turn back off. The two of us laugh lightly, and he puts his hand back behind me, and I can't help but melt a little.
"Well, there's one last house we can visit. Since only one of our friends hands out candy." He pouts over at me, "Really? I never noticed that before." I nod with a pout, "Yeah, sadly, Hyunwoo, Minhyuk, Jooheon, and Changkyun like to have parties and not hand out candy. I'm not one for parties, so I hand out candy for the four of us!" He smiles, "That sounds like them, but I wish they would partake in those activities to spread the joy of Halloween a little more." I grin at him, "Eh, it meant I got to spend tonight trick-or-treating with you. So it's not all that bad." If I had any night vision, I could see his red cheeks, but alas, it sucks being mortal. "I've enjoyed trick or treating with you. None of the others would have wanted to do this with me. So, I guess it isn't all that bad." My heart flutters, but I keep it to myself. Minhyuk was right, I like him, but I don't think he meant this way.
"Here's our last stop!" I gesture to Hoseok's house, and he leads us up the walkway and to the door. I ring the doorbell, and as Hoseok opens the door, we go, “Trick or treat!” Hoseok smiles, “Oh! (Y/n)! It’s good to see you again–!” He pauses for a moment when he catches who I’m with, “And… Kihyun? What are you doing here with them?” He says with near venom in his voice, and Kihyun grins at him like he didn’t hear it, “Trick or treating, I’ve never done it before.” Hoseok glares at Kihyun as he hands us some candy, “They’re like family to me, so if I find out you hurt them. I don’t care how powerful you think you are down there. I'll punch you into next week if I can't punch you back down. I don’t mind Hyungwon with them, but you? You're a different subject.” Kihyun nods yet readjusts his posture. As if to square him up, “Did you forget tonight is Halloween? You’re supposed to be making something?” I tilt my head, “I thought you didn’t make beer on the holidays.” That draws them back to me, “Of course not. Beer is for these occasions, not made on these.” Kihyun nods, “Of course.” They glare at each other again before Hoseok wishes me a Happy Halloween, and I wish him one back.
We walk down the stairs carefully, and that's when I start to feel the weight of the bowl and complain a bit about it being heavy. And without a word, Kihyun picks it up and carries it like it’s air in his one hand. While keeping me close to him with the other. The silence starts to grow heavy before I ask, “What did Hoseok mean about you being powerful down there–. I have a feeling he isn’t referencing this quote-on-quote, ‘summer house’ you and Hyungwon have.” He gulps as he looks down at the bowl and over to me. We stop at the crossing, “Well, down there doesn’t reference below the equator, and the ‘summer house’ isn’t exactly a house. It’s uh, a kingdom. And I’m the ruler…” I nod for him to go on as he’s barely explained anything, “Down there is Hell. And Hyungwon is my 2nd hand man, well, demon.” I laugh, “You’ve got to be kidding me! Demons exist in biblical reactions and nightmare-filled tales. You haven’t given me any reasons to believe in either of those. So?” He nods with a grimace, “Yeah, that was my intent. All of ours, actually, you’re the only mortal that’s moved into our cul-de-sac in a millennia. And we’ve kind of been trying to keep you from learning. Hoseok and I slipped up there.” I shake my head, “Okay, this is like a lot to take in if it’s true. Which would mean all of my neighbors--our friends--are some kind of mythical creature?” He sighs, “Let’s start with Hoseok. He’s not just a brewmaster. He’s a witch.” I nod, “Hyun-woo, your friendly gardener neighbor? He’s an elf.” I guffaw, “And I’m a life-sized blueberry! You have to be kidding me.” He shakes his head, “I wish I were. It’s hard for my kind to be honest, but I am telling the truth.”
I shake my head back at him, “I get it, it’s Halloween–” Before I can continue, he says, “No, my dear, please touch the horns on my head.” I roll my eyes but follow along anyway. And they feel rather real, but costumes are more realistic nowadays. He suggests I tug on them, and he lets out a little noise. I realize no one would super glue horns to their head because of the damage that would cause. And I see his tail fidgeting behind him, “So that’s not a really good animatronic?” He shakes his head with a laugh before he raises it and places it in my hand, “This is wild.” I say as I trace my fingers over the point as it all starts to make sense, “You know how Minhyuk hates the sun? And always has to be invited in?” I gasp and drop his tail from my hand, “I always thought he was a vampire. But how can he come over for Sunday morning breakfast?” He smiles, “Hoseok is the greatest potion maker in the world. But it doesn't mean it saves Minhyuk from major burns if he stays outside too long.” I nod, “Ah, so since I’m just a fence away,…” He nods, “So you believe me?” I nod, “It’s not out of the realm of possibility and does make a few things make sense. But why does Hoseok have a problem with me hanging out with you but not with Hyungwon?” He sighs, “I knew that one was coming. As I kind of explained before, he’s my second in command. Although, my powers are slightly drained from being up here and lending him my authority to reign over Hell. It's nothing compared to his loss of power. He's way weaker than me here, making him no threat to a mortal.”
I nod and ask, “So if you’re the devil, why are you being fairly nice and honest?” Since we’re under the streetlamp, I can see all his reactions. And I see a faint blush come across his cheeks as he goes, “I uh… well, you have to be nice and honest to those you wish to court.” It’s my turn to blush as I ask, “Why me?” He smiles, “I’ve known you since you moved in and became friends with mine. They talk to me about you all the time, and I couldn’t help but grow more curious. And from the photos you guys have taken together that I've seen. I’ve found myself growing more enamored. You’re so sweet yet cool. And you never let someone get away with stupid shit. Like egging someone’s house or saving bunny rabbits from the ‘big bad wolf’ that was after them by capturing it. Which, Changkyun wasn’t very fond of, but I found it rather funny.” I gasp, “I wondered why he had cuts on his face for weeks!” He laughs, “That’s what you heard from what I said.” I smirk, “Well, I heard the rest, but I picked the most interesting one.”
He laughs, and I ask, “Still, if everyone is supernatural in our little cul-de-sac. What does that make Jooheon?” He smiles, “A shapeshifter.” I nod, “Oh, that makes sense.” We resume our walk back to my house when he goes, “So, would you let me court you?” “Huh?” “Please?” I smirk, “It’s not often you hear the devil beg. He didn’t even beg for his own life.” “That was my grandfather–” “Oh! Silly me.” He rolls his eyes and I go, “Only if you summon more candy into this bowl.” He squints, “I see how you are. Dirty tricks up your sleeve.” I nod, “Well, might as well ask if it’s possible to receive.” He grins, “Can’t complain with that logic.” And with a snap of his fingers, he summons another bundle of good candy on top. And with that, I go, “I would love for you to court me. I’ll see you tomorrow at 5 pm?” He smirks, “Hell yeah.”
--- Bonus ---
As I’m getting ready for my first date with Kihyun, I hear a quick set of rapping sounds of knocks at my door, and I open it to unveil Minhyuk. “When I said, ‘I know you are going to love him', I didn’t mean you had to go on dates with him!” I laugh, “Minnie– I know! But I think I like him.” He gasps, “Holy fuck.” With another laugh, “I don’t think there is anything holy about it.” His jaw drops at that, and before he can say another word, I go, “Goodbye, Minnie. I’ll see you Sunday for breakfast~.” [Bonus bonus: Hoseok is prepared to throw hands at any given moment if Kihyun hurts you in any way (So are the other five).]
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The sky was grey and heavy as Arven walked Miraidon to what would be its new home in the Lighthouse Laboratory. Penny and Nemona followed behind, carrying supplies for the creature. Arven shifted the bags of Pokémon food he’d been carrying into one arm and stroked the creature with the other, trying to quiet its whining.
“I know,” he whispered. “I miss him, too.”
Not long after the annual treasure hunt, Florian’s mother had been transferred to a new location for work and they’d had to move away. They’d been forced to leave Miraidon behind, and Arven to try to find one of his father’s old lab techs to look after it. He wasn’t looking after it himself longer than he had to. It was just too much of a reminder.
There wasn’t much to be done at the Lighthouse Laboratory. The three students put down a giant pet bed for Miraidon, scattered its toys, fed and watered it, and they were done. Arven had called Penny and Nemona out for emotional support more than anything.
“Thanks for being here,” he said to the girls, sitting down on one of the old tables in the laboratory. “You know, I played it cool in front of Clavell, but losing my dad is... well, it’s a lot to process. I mean, apparently he did love me, but now I’ll never get to actually spend time with him. It kind of hurts knowing what could have been. But hey, at least now I have you two.” He gave them a smile. “Between that and all the schoolwork I have to catch up on, I won’t even have time to think about it!”
The two girls exchanged an awkward look.
Penny was the first to speak. “Actually, my parents are sending me away to live with my weird uncle Looker in Kalos. Probably for a whole year. They found out about the whole Team Star and stealing millions in LP thing and want to scare me straight.”
Arven got up, fists curled and teeth gritted. “Seriously?! But Geeta and Clavell let you off with community service for all of that! And you have a job lined up after graduation. How many 14-year-olds can say that?”
“Yeah, but they said that ‘it’s still a felony,’ and ‘I need to learn to respect the rules before I run into someone who won’t let me break them.’ It sucks.”
Nemona spoke up next. “...And Geeta wants to train me up to be the new head champion. Which means I’m leaving the Uva Academy, too. I’m really sorry, Arven.”
“Oh. Well, at least I’ll be able to reach you by flying taxi since you’ll be in Paldea.”
Nemona shared a pained look with Penny. “…She’s starting by taking me to a world championship event in Hoenn. It’ll only be for a few weeks!”
Arven felt like the lifeline he’d caught was disintegrating. He’d be all alone at school again, at the time he most needed not to be. It took him a second to blink back tears and figure out the right response. “Oh. Well, that’s amazing! I’m so happy for you. Are you excited?”
Finally released from the expectation to act sympathetic, Nemona’s eyes sparkled with excitement. “So excited! You have no idea. I’m going to get to battle some of the strongest trainers in the whole world! Up until a while ago, even meeting them would have been a dream come true!”
“Great. You’ll finally have some people who can keep up to you. I’ll watch all your matches.”
“If you can find time while digging yourself out of the homework pit,” Penny quipped. “But yeah. We’ll be watching. ...Assuming uncle Looker lets me. Or I can find a way around his rules. Which I will.”
“You heard it. We’ll keep in touch,” Arven agreed, crossing his arms. “Assuming Penny can go a couple weeks without doing something stupid and getting her phone privileges revoked.”
Penny jabbed his arm. Arven jabbed her back.
Nemona smiled. “You guys are the best! Yeah, let’s keep in touch!”
---
Nemona squinted into the sunrise as she tried to make out whether the flying taxi on the horizon was La Primera’s or if she still had a while to wait. She’d shown up twenty minutes early. Some might call that overkill, but one couldn’t take this too seriously, and Nemona had read that Geeta liked to be early.
As the flying taxi neared, Nemona could see that it was Geeta. She stood up and ran to it, getting in before it even touched down.
“I’m glad to see that you’ve kept your passion for battling,” Geeta said. Even in the early morning, her image- the suit, the elaborate hair, her gentle smile- was just as flawless as she’d been every time Nemona had seen her. It almost hadn’t sunk in yet that she’d be working for her. She’d be spending the next few weeks learning to be just like her.
“Oh yeah! I’m not gonna let you down.” Nemona replied. “Oh my gosh. Do you think Cynthia does autographs? Do you think I could get a picture with Blue’s blastoise? Or maybe...” Nemona caught something vaguely disapproving in Geeta’s eyes. “Uh, sorry, I’ll calm down.”
“No, go ahead,” Geeta assured her. “It will be best for you to get your excitement out now. Once we’re at the airport and especially once we’re there, you’ll need to keep that excitement under wraps. You’re representing Paldea, after all. You have to act like you belong with the other champions, because you do.” Those last three words were a jolt of energy to Nemona’s heart. “No autographs. Pictures are fine so long as they look professional.”
“You got it!.”
As it turned out, they had plenty to talk about on the flying taxi ride and then the flight to Hoenn. Nemona already knew a good deal about the champions and the teams and strategies they used, and Geeta helped fill in the gaps of her information. After getting settled at the hotel, it was late and Nemona was tired, but her energy came right back when she told Nemona that some of the champions were already competing.
“I thought that the tounament didn’t start until tomorrow?”
“The brackets will be announced tomorrow,” Geeta explained, “but for now some of the champions are doing some unofficial one-on-one matches to warm up the audience. Would you like to watch them?”
“Watch them? I want to join them! Let’s get down there,” Nemona replied, already running for the door to their hotel room.
“No,” Geeta said gently, making Nemona stop dead. “I’d like us to watch them from here, where we can discuss what they’re doing. It will be an important lesson for you.”
“Okay.” Nemona sat back down on the bench next to Geeta.
The television displayed the tournament arena. On one side of it, Diantha strode in alongside her gardevoir, mega-evolving it to the audible delight of the crowd. On the other, Cyntha glided down from the bleachers on the back of her garchomp, sliding off of her at the last moment and landing nimbly on her feet as the creature took her position in the ring. 
“Begin!” shouted the referee.
“Garchomp, Poison jab!” Cynthia ordered. Her garchomp lunged, her claws coating themselves in purple fluid.
“Ice punch,” Diantha returned. Gardevoir’s fists covered themselves in ice, and she countered the first jab. Garchomp was darting in and out of Gardevoir’s range as Gardevoir stayed stationary, blocking only as many quick but relatively weak jabs as it took and clearly taking more damage than it was dealing.
“Wait, why's she doing that?” Nemona asked. Gardevoir didn’t have the attack or speed for this, but with her special attack, a good dazzling gleam would have-
“Because,” Geeta explained calmly, “This is what everyone came here to see.”
“Ah,” Nemona said as she watched the garchomp’s speed and footwork.
“Dazzling gleam!” Diantha ordered. Gardevoir gathered energy and blasted a powerful beam of pink energy from her outstretched hands.
“Dig,” Cynthia retunred. Garchomp quickly dug into the ground, only its tail getting grazed. Earthquake would have been more powerful and maneuverable, but this was more of a sight to see.
“Send it into the earth, Gardevoir,” Diantha ordered. The gardevoir ran over to the hole and sent dazzling gleam down into it, filling the hole completely and leaving pink light overflowing from its edges. A roar of pain emanated from it. And yet, Cynthia seemed unworried. She closed her eyes and smiled as the ground behind gardevoir opened up, releasing pink energy and a battered-but-still-fighting garchomp, her claws coated in poison. Gardevoir barely had time to look back before a powerful hit took her out.
“Cynthia and Garchomp are the winner!” the referee announced, pointing his flag to Cynthia. The TV screen showed a close-up of her smile before cutting out to sports commentators.
“Wow!” Nemona beamed, clasping her hands together in excitement. “Man, it’s like they’re coordinating with each other in real time to give everyone the best show possible! Like, to show everything their Pokémon are capable of, while also trying to win as a second goal. That must be even more challenging than just winning!” Nemona gripped the pokéball at her belt, her body yelling at her to go and try out this new challenge.
“Yes, exactly,” Geeta stated. “You are a great trainer, Nemona. You will have no trouble at all upholding the Pokémon league standards, I’m sure. But I’ve brought you to this tournament so that we can work on your image and showmanship. Part of a champion’s job is representing their region, after all. There is much to attend to- we’ll need to design you a perfect outfit and figure out your trademark mannerisms and a team including a trademark Pokémon.”
“Oh, man, a trademark Pokémon!” The mere thought that one of her Pokémon could be as iconic as Cynthia’s garchomp or Diantha’s gardevoir... or Leon’s charizard or Steven’s metagross or... Nemona couldn’t help it. She let out some little squealing noises.
Nemona smiled. “Yes. I suggest you make a list of candidates for that role. We’ll go over them tomorrow morning and find just the right one.”
---
The heavy door that separated the prison from the outside world slammed shut, nearly making Penny jump. Looker walked in front of her and gestured for her to follow.
“This is what happens to people who break the rules,” Looker explained, stone-faced as they passed by cell after cell, each one containing two miserable, dead-eyed prisoners, two cots with thin mattresses and thin blankets, a metal toilet, and little else. 
“People won’t keep giving you free passes forever. And there won’t be a warning for when they won’t. Every rule you break could be the one that puts you in here! Yes, even now. Stealing as much currency as you did could have given you more than two years, and you would have been transferred to a prison just like this at sixteen.”
Only if you get caught, Penny thought as she followed behind him, but she thought better of saying it. She settled for nodding along instead, with a face that she hoped said “I’m taking this seriously,” but might have been more along the lines of “how much longer until you shut up?”
“I love you, Penny! And that’s why I have to do this. You’re going to work here after school for the next semester. Maybe the next year if it’s necessary. I promised your parents, so tomake sure it’s all the time you’ll spend there!”
The two ran into a gruff-looking security guard, who Looker handed Penny off to for a tour of the facility and explanation of her duties.
It was late by the time Penny was off work, done with dinner, and could escape to the room that Looker had her set up in. It matched the rest of the house in containing a functional amount of furniture- in this case, a bed, a desk and chair, a bedside table, and a closet with hangers- but nothing else. When one worked for the international police, one moved too frequently to make a house a home.
Penny sat down at the desk and pulled out her rotom phone, only to realize that its usual rotom had been replaced with a sharp-eyed parental control one. When exactly Looker had managed that was beyond her. Penny sighed. It was a good thing she’d prepared for just this situation. She opened the window and then dug into her eevee backpack and pulled out a plastic baggie of dead batteries interspersed with red and green loose wires.
“Want a snack?” she asked the rotom, firmly holding her phone in one hand and dangling the bag in the other.
The rotom nodded vigorously. Penny could feel it trying to get loose and float over, but she held the phone firmly. The rotom pulled until it popped out of the phone. Penny threw the baggie out the window, and the rotom chased it out. She closed the window, got up, and laid down on her bed, ignoring the creature as it tapped the glass. This should give her a few hours at least.
The phone’s screen was filled with new texts from Arven, Nemona, and the ex-members of Team Star. She could respond to them later. For now, she brought up the internet and typed “how to get fired from a prison job without getting killed.”
If Looker was going to give her a hard time, she’d give him a hard time right back.
—-
Late morning light filtered through the curtains as Arven laid in bed, phone in hand and Mabosstif curled up on top of him. He was missing second period and had missed his classes yesterday as well, but who cared? Clavell wouldn’t suspend him while he had nowhere else to go, and he was almost beyond caring if he took an extra year to graduate. He was scrolling through a some long-winded excited ramblings from Nemona when he heard a knock at the dorm room door.
“Arven?” came Clavell’s voice. Arven scrambled out of bed, almost kicking Mabosstif in the process. Thankfully he’d gone to bed in his clothes the night before, so he could pass as having been up for a while. He’d say he had to catch up on some important school project and had thought it was more important than a couple missed classes. Hopefully that would make Clavell go away.
Clavell opened the door and stood awkwardly in the doorway, looking like we wasn’t sure what to say. After pausing for a moment, he crossed the room, sat on Arven’s bed, and gestured for Arven to sit next to him. Arven obeyed. “How... how have you been handling the professor’s death, really?” Clavell asked.
“I’m fine,” Arven replied.
“...And your three friends being away?”
Arven closed his eyes and looked away from Clavell. “I’m fine, alright? I’m used to not having anyone around. It’s fine! Just punish me if you’re going to and go.”
Clavell took a deep breath. “I’m not going to punish you, I just thought...” Clavell shook his head as though reconsidering something. “Actually, very well. There is something you can do for me as punishment for the missed classes. Two exchange students are arriving today from Alola. If you could give them a tour and get them settled into their dorms, that would be wonderful.”
“Okay,” Aven replied. He had a strong sense that this was to get him moving or to cheer him up somehow. He would have thanked Clavell if it weren’t being framed as a punishment.
“Excellent. Stop by my office and I’ll give you the details. And let me know if you need anything.”
Hours later, the flying taxi touched down in front of the academy, containing a green-haired girl in her early twenties, a little boy playing on a gaming device, and their luggage.
“Hey,” Arven said to them. “Welcome to the Uva Academy. My name’s Arven. I’m going to be the one to show you around.”
“Mallow,” the green-haired woman replied, “Nice to meet you.”
“Nice to meet you, too. first thing’s first, let’s get you guys set up in your dorms. I’ll lead the way.”
Arven navigated the crowded halls, checking every so often to make sure that Mallow was still following.
“So, what brought you to the academy?” Arven asked.
“Well, I aged out of being a trial captain- that’s like our equivalent to gym leaders, and only people under twenty can be one- so I thought I’d try to figure out what I want to do next. I’m probably going to be a cook, though. Alola is just so good for growing ingredients. Berries are the obvious ones, but you wouldn’t believe how many medicinal plants grow there. Maybe I could be some kind of healer!”
Okay, Clavell had definitely put him up to this to cheer him up. “Wow, you’re into cooking, huh? Me, too. And as for medicinal plants, trust me, I know more about those than I ever wanted to. But at least the little collection I got out of it can make anything taste great.” Arven stopped in front of their dorm room doors and turned to Mallow. “The teachers let me use the home ec lab so long as I’m out and it’s clean by the time it’s needed. Want to show me what you’ve got?”
“Yeah! Oh boy, I knew I didn’t bring those dehydrated rawst berries for nothing!”
“You brought dehydrated rawst berries? Oh my God, we need to put those in a stew, right now! I swear, they’re like the only thing that’s better dehydrated. Or un-dehydrated, as they’ll be once we’re done with them.”
“Sounds good! But only if you show me which of those healing herbs we can add to it!”
“Oh, you bet.”
“Can I help?” the little boy asked. Arven realized that he hadn’t spoken until now. He didn’t look older than eight or nine, maybe ten, and between the short, round physique, the bad haircut, the quietness and the resting grouch face, Arven predicted that he’d be spending most of his free periods at the academy alone, and that was if he was lucky enough to fly under the radar of bullies.
“Of course you can join us, little buddy!” Arven replied, giving him a big smile.
Mallow smiled down at the younger boy. “This is Sophocles. He’s also a trial captain. He invented a machine that can summon totem Pokémon, and he’s made a lot of other really cool stuff, too! His parents wanted him to come here so he could expand his horizons and hopefully make some friends.”
“Oh. He’s good with tech, is he?” Arven’s brain had practically shut off once he’d heard that, and it was currently screaming at him not to do what he was about to do. “Do you like robots, little buddy? Have you worked on them? Ever programmed anything?” he asked, crouching to get down to Sophocles’ level. Hopefully his voice sounded less suspicious to Sophocles than it did to his own ears.
“Yeah,” Sophocles replied nervously.
Arven’s heart was beating hard, the way it did when one was about to do something that could get them in immense trouble. “Oh, well, in that case the academy might just have a special field trip for you. I’ll be leading you on it, alright?”
“Okay.”
Arven stood up straight again. “Pack for a couple nights. I’ll meet you right outside Mesagoza at eight tonight.” Arven started for his room to pack. Going back to Area Zero would be risky, even with a gym leader-strength trainer coming with him. And who knew what the distant future would be like once they got to the time machine. But maybe, just maybe, Sophocles would be able to reprogram his dad, get him to come home and act like a parent to him.
Arven looked back to Sophocles and Mallow, the latter of which had definitely realized something wasn’t right. “Uh, your room numbers are 309 and 310. See you guys for your tour later,” he called out before running off.
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toehwa6 · 1 year
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You wanna know some fucking bullshit.
Listen to this dumb fucking shit.
So to the puzzle gang out there you know that og plastic 2x2’s are literally the craziest puzzles you can get like crazy collectors shit
I currently have two a stickerless and a white one. I need a fucking black one to complete the collection.
I’ve been looking for these stupid fucking things for years.
Well low and fucking behold some rando fuck shows up on Reddit going
oG pLaStIc 2x2’s for sale I got a bunch I’m ready to get rid of them blah blah blah
So I hit this dumb motherfucker up and I’m like
Hello please let me purchase your one black og plastic Dayan 2x2
He’s super cool shows me the puzzle blah blah blah
I pay him and he says he’s sending it out tomorrow
Doesn’t hit me up
I go, hey buddy! Did you send it?
He goes
Oh yeah, sorry I don’t check Reddit much! Yes I sent it out
I ask, when’s it gonna be here, tracking, how’d you send it blah blah blah
Doesn’t hit me up
I go, boi you fucking there?
He goes
Oh yeah, sorry I don’t check Reddit much!
This stupid motherfucker made a post on Reddit the day after I sent a message so he’s fucking ducking me
He goes. They said it’ll be there on the 18th
And then he fucking ghosts me again when I ask for tracking
At this point I’m losing my fucking mind
Eventually he gets back to me and calls me a fucking weirdo, saying he’s never had someone yell at him like this before
Like listen dumb fuck, you’re shipping one of the rarest fucking puzzles there are and you don’t give a fuck
That’s fucking weird
You literally don’t reply AT ALL, let alone with any tracking or a “hey I sent your package out”
He literally goes
Idk it sounds like YOURE the scammer trying to get a free puzzle from me!
Bro! You’re fucking r-ed!
I already paid you and I’m screaming for tracking to make sure you actually fucking sent it.
I’m losing my mind at this point.
This stupid motherfucker hits me with a “you’re*” joke
I want to fucking kms
He then makes some dumb fuck comment about how I didn’t pay him PayPal did
Like, are you actually r-ed?
You’re so fucking stupid Jesus fucking Christ
Anyway. I argue with this dumb motherfucker for a bit until he’s like alright jeez I’ll get you tracking jeez leave me alone
He gets me tracking, we say sorry. I wait for this stupid fucking puzzle to get here.
IT GETS HERE OMG
guess what
It’s not a fucking 50mm puzzle
You know, like the actual rare one? The one people actually use? The one people make a big deal out of?
Btw, forgot to mention
I call this guy out for not giving a fuck and he goes
Gosh it’s just a puzzle, “it’s not a million dollars”
No shit you fucking idiot
But you know what the fuck it is
The minute I hit this motherfucker with
Hey! I didn’t even know 46mm was a thing! I don’t want this! Give me a refund!
He goes
Oh, yeah, sorry forgot to mention the size
It’s still the og plastic and the same mechanism
I shit you not
“Still very sought after”
Like no it’s fucking not you fucking ape
And boom
That when he stops messaging me
Actually
He fucking blocked me
I find this out by(after the reason I’m furious which I’m going to explain) going on a fucking alt because Reddit said his account was gone
Nope!
Just fucking blocked me!
I write up this long as fucking chargeback on PayPal and absolute goddamn motherfucker the fucking page fucking takes me back to the fucking log in screen after I hit submit and everything I typed up for 30 fucking minutes is fucking GONE
I’m losing my mind and can no longer fucking REWRITE anything because I’m just FUCKED
I’m FUCKED
So I go to message this stupid fucker and say
Hey bud, refund me before I smack you with this chargeback
Btw I’m saying that you purposefully left out important info in order to mislead people
That’s when it hit me
His account is gone
And he blocked me on PayPal cause I can’t fucking message him there??
So I go on one of my many fucking alts
And look this motherfucker up
And write on one of his stupid fucking comments
Hey guy, message me back on my main before I smack you with this chargeback tomorrow. Thanks bye.
FUCK. YOU.
And that’s where the fuck I’m at now.
Bitching on a stupid fucking TUMBLR POST BECAUSE IM FUCKING MAD AT FUCKING NOTHING
I WANT TO FUCKING DIE
I JUST WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELF
IM MISERABLE
MY LIFE CANT GET ANY WORSE
But holy fuck
I’m going to get my fucking money back before I blow my fucking brains out
Fuck this mother fucker
Fuck these stupid puzzles
Fuck Reddit
Fuck everyone online
Fuck the puzzle community
Fuck talking to people
I fucking hate myself
I fucking hate being alive
I hope I fucking die soon
I don’t fucking care anymore
FUCK
If you’re reading this fuck you too
Fuck me??
Fuck you!!
FUCK YOU
FUCKING. DIE.
Can’t wait til I charge back this motherfucker and keep his motherfucking puzzle
I’m literally going to spit on garbage and mail that to him
FUCK. YOU.
I WANT TO FUCKING DIE I CANT GET OUT
I CANT GET OUT
I CANT GET OUT
FUCKING HELP ME PLEASE
HELP
FUCK
I fucking hate this shit
Don’t fucking read this too late go fuck yourself cya
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mcdonaldsnumberone · 2 years
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ROSE!
kaiser being a menace hcs
gender neutral reader
content warning(s): slightly suggestive content (hickey mention)
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Kaiser loves showing off in the most heinous ways to try and impress you. Think about it: Mr. 300-million-yen-a-year salary, gets an entire talented team to play how he wants, everyone he knows bends backwards to please him, and he’s driven absolutely insane because the one person he wants more than anyone else could NOT give a shit about him. He’s always offering you expensive dates, wiggling up to you to get you to stroke his ego, even going so far as to show off his football skills… At this point, everyone else is begging for you to give him some attention just to shut him up.
He eggs you on to accept dares where if he wins the game, you have to go out on a date with him. He maybe even tells you to give him a kiss for every goal he scores, going so far as to find you in the crowd at his games and give you a smug look every time he scores a point for his team. He’ll hound you relentlessly afterwards, trapping you in his arms as he grins and asks you where his hard earned reward is. If you half-ass it, he’s cheeky enough to tell you to do it properly, or he’ll annoy you all day (as if he doesn’t do that already).
As mentioned before, Kaiser lavishes you with expensive gifts! He thinks that if he throws enough money at you, it’ll get you to open up to him (granted, your wallet isn’t necessarily complaining). He’s so dramatic that he won’t just send you regular roses as a gift; he’ll go the extra mile to make sure they’re blue roses to match his signature tattoo so that you and anyone else who sees them can’t mistake your not-so-secret admirer to be anybody else. 
He talks about you so much to anyone who’s willing to listen that people often mistake you two to already be a couple sometimes. The first time you met Noa, the coach was pleasantly surprised to find out that you two aren’t officially together and that technically Kaiser is still “courting” you. Just from the way Kaiser gushes about you and flaunts you two as a match made in Heaven, you two probably sound like a married couple. You’re a little amused to see how far it’s spread, but when Noa offers to give a stern talking to Kaiser not to count his chickens before they hatch, you’re not one to turn such a chance down.
Back to Kaiser being an egotistical show off, he loves to send you texts whenever he’s trending on social media reminding you to check the tags. He wants you to know that he’s not all bark and no bite like some of the other players in Blue Lock; he can easily live up to the hype that surrounds him. Despite this, you found the best solution to be ignoring the texts for a few days until the trending tags refresh and then replying to him, saying something like “Yeah it’s cool that LOONA’s trending. You didn’t strike me as the type to listen to them.” It drives him up a wall and never fails to shut him up for a little bit while he recovers his pride.
As much as Kaiser loves spoiling you, the greedy boy wants to be spoiled too. He gets all pouty and clingy if he catches you being all sweet and friendly to other people, enough to simply march up and slot himself right next to you to yank you away from whoever has stolen your attention. He gets a little blushy too, muttering to you that you should only be lavishing him with praise rather than these side characters, only to go straight back to his unbearably irritating self the second you decide to indulge him for a while. You win some, you lose some.
He loves marking you up in specific places. Whenever you’re making out with him, Kaiser leaves a bright hickey on the left side of your neck without fail. It’s right on the spot where his rose tattoo would be on his neck, and he does it so that you two can match—albeit only until the hickey heals over. Even if he knows you’ll go through whatever hoops it takes to cover it up, it’s a dirty little secret that only the two of you share. Besides, the way you whimper and melt into his touch whenever he ghosts his lips over that sensitive patch of skin is enough to make his heart flutter, and all he wants to do is kiss you until the marks bloom all over your body like the ink thorns crisscrossing his.
“Awwww, why are you frowning again? Do you really hate seeing me that much? That’s no face to be making at your future boyfriend! Everyone knows we’re meant to be, sweetheart, so why even bother taking the long way around things? You’re so cute when you act all tough~”
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pikahlua · 3 years
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Katsuki just realized that Izuku just realized AFO is an idiot and it’s hilarious because Dabi knows it too but rather than say anything he’s gonna be a petty fucker, sit back, and watch *Can’t Stop Twinkling* fucking destroy AFO and I will never stop laughing about it: A Picture-Book Essay
Oh my fucking god you guys I don’t think any of us are ready for this-
We just got chapter 337 spoilers, but before I had even finished translating them I was laughing my fucking ass off.
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Izuku: Please take this hand, Aoyama-kun. Izuku, in flashback: That’s why at least if I leave— Katsuki, thinking: I get it…Deku!!
Read Katsuki’s thoughts as:
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Because the cosmic irony at play here is ASTOUNDING and I am here for it.
Okay so remember how AFO was a dumbass and said his plan out loud before attacking Star, dooming him to fail spectacularly?
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He’s still doing it, fammmm.
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Dabi: Friends, huh…… Dabi: That...won’t it become bad for us if he’s caught? AFO: It won’t.
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
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AFO: “You–what would you do if a 100 yen lighter wouldn’t ignite? AFO: I’ll be happy if they succeed AFO: If it doesn’t work, I’d say, ‘Aah, so it didn’t work?’ and be disappointed AFO: and just think about the next route.
AFO assumes that when Dabi says “it’ll be bad for us if he's caught,” he means they’ll lose a valuable pawn, that somehow Aoyama is key to their plan and his capture would set them back. And so AFO assures Dabi he has plenty of backup routes to take if Aoyama fails.
BUT THAT’S NOT WHAT DABI MEANS AND IT APPARENTLY JUST FLEW OVER AFO’S HEAD.
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AFO: They’re nothing but tools to use and throw away.” (Note: “Disposable” can be another reading of “use and throw away.”) Dabi (I think): If you enjoy this place even a little, you’re millions of years old
(If that’s Dabi talking there, I think he’s just being antsy about still being stuck in the cave.)
AFO thinks of people as tools. He doesn’t think of them as agents. He doesn’t realize they are VARIABLES that can affect his plans!
But Izuku fucking realizes it.
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Izuku: Because you can still become a hero!!
He’s got something in mind here.
Did you find this exposition dump in chapter 336 wordy and boring as hell? Good; that was probably by design, so you wouldn’t notice.
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What are the heroes’ three problems in this war right now?
They don’t know where AFO is
Shigaraki is probably gonna be even stronger next time they fight him, and they were crushed by him last time
AFO gets to choose when the fight starts--the heroes can’t strike preemptively
Except maybe now they can cross off numbers 1 & 3...
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The above panel is what Katsuki is remembering on the final page of chapter 337. It’s the panel that comes immediately after the aforementioned expo-dump. Note that Izuku’s goal is to “choose how to enter this fight hopefully in a way that steers it in our favor.” THIS IS KEY!
Because this is what comes immediately after:
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Izuku wants to go look for Aoyama.
It’s very possible Izuku already suspects Aoyama of being the traitor at this point.
Let me spell it out for you:
Izuku has just learned Aoyama cannot be “exploded” by AFO via his bestowed quirk.
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Tsukauchi: The transfer was around 10 years ago…then it’s safe now Tsukauchi: It seems there’s no explosion mechanism in case of betrayal like with Nagant, but…
He knows (or will soon know) what AFO’s orders were to Aoyama.
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Aoyama, thinking: For everyone’s sake, [sacrificing] yourself… AFO, in a flashback: Invite Izuku Midoriya, who returned to UA, to [go somewhere] alone [with you]
And after hearing of how hopeless the Aoyama family is, how they’re utterly doomed no matter what they do, Izuku lays out via motivational speech how yes, Aoyama is a hero at heart, but also he is such a damn good actor that he was able to send Izuku an SOS message and AFO didn’t notice--because if AFO did notice he would have killed Aoyama’s family back then!
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Izuku: That’s wrong, isn’t it…!? That…I didn’t notice…!! That was an SOS…! Because without even keeping up appearances, you’re crying…[but not] because you couldn’t do as AFO said, isn’t that it!? Even though her heart was used by AFO… I know of a hero who didn’t surrender everything! Her heart was just crushed!! All Might: Young Midoriya…! Izuku, thinking: Maybe something would have changed if I had known Izuku: If you commit a crime, it’s not like you’re a villain for your entire life!
Pictured above is All Might totally catching onto Izuku’s idea.
AFO underestimates people. All Might chastises AFO’s foolishness in underestimating class 1-A as recently as chapter 335:
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AFO underestimates Yuuga Aoyama.
But Dabi doesn’t. That’s what Dabi means at the beginning of the chapter. “Hey ballsac-face, if Aoyama gets caught, won’t it be bad for us if he TURNS ON US?”
Because Dabi fucking knows how dumb it is to ignore Yuuga Aoyama when it fucking matters.
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A few moments later...
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But instead of saying anything, Dabi seems like maybe he’s gonna let it ride. And if he does, it’s probably because AFO insulted him by saying he has no friends and no one likes him (which is hilariously inaccurate, but then I’m not convinced AFO actually knows what the word “friend” means).
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“Haha Dabi you loser! Forever alone! Am I using that meme right?” - AFO, probably
tl;dr
If you haven’t put it together yourself yet, Izuku is gonna ask Aoyama to go full triple agent. They’re gonna pretend to follow whatever order AFO gave Aoyama, probably “let” Izuku get kidnapped or some shit, and thus get the fucking drop on AFO because he didn’t plan for the sheer pettiness of teenagers on every side of this war. Oh, and also because no one takes Aoyama seriously and that’s a mistake.
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twilight-orchid · 3 years
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How The Demon Brothers React After Fighting With Their SO
tw: some angst with resolution at the end, mentions of past arguments, insecurity.
Lucifer:
This man is petty as hell.
He doesn’t do the silent treatment, but he acts like you aren’t dating.
If you need to work on something together, you’re a co-worker.
At RAD you’re a classmate.
Around the house you’re just a housemate.
His poker face is immaculate and it will not crack when you’re around.
If someone didn’t know what was happening, they’d probably think you two barely knew each other.
However, you won’t notice, but as soon as you look the other way his eyes are on you.
He’s used to arguing with his brothers and is no stranger to explosive fights that end with he and the other person not being on speaking terms.
But you’re different.
He tries to go on with business as usual, but he can’t think about anything other than how much he misses you.
Yet, he lets it continue because he just can’t put his pride aside and apologize.
If you decide to sleep in your old room it’ll both hurt his feelings and royally piss him off.
He thinks you’re being childish and will be pretty rude about it, but that’s because internally his blood just ran cold.
It adds a degree of seriousness to the argument that he’s uncomfortable with.
Yes he’s mad, but he can’t lose you.
If you still sleep in his bed, he makes sure to scoot over to the very edge so he doesn’t cuddle you in his sleep.
In fact, the first night after the argument he’d probably put a pillow between you just to really punctuate the fact that he’s still upset.
I’d say it could go 4 days to a week tops without you making up.
After a point though, he just can’t function until the issue is resolved. He can’t sleep, he’s falling behind on his work, and he’s just generally not doing well.
You get called to his office one night and find him at his desk surrounded by piles of paper, disheveled and exhausted.
“MC, come sit down. I’d like to talk this through. Please.”
Mammon:
He’s so dramatic.
You dare defy him? The Great Mammon can’t believe this tiny fragile human would have the audacity.
The theatrics are just a front though.
His ‘The Great Mammon’ act is a mask for his insecurity, one he hasn’t had to use with you in awhile.
Even as the words leave his mouth he regrets them.
He’s going to be very uncomfortable with everything until the argument is resolved, but most of all himself.
He’s learned not to take his brothers too seriously when they toss insults his way, but words have a way of morphing to belief over time.
Internally he is going to be super hard on himself. 
Regardless of if the fight was his fault or not, he’s going to kick himself constantly for making yet another mistake.
He’s over the argument pretty fast. The anger quickly melts into anxiety.
Are you going to leave him? Do you hate him? Did he hurt your feelings? 
That being said, he doesn’t know if you’re still mad and he doesn’t know how to ask. 
As a defense mechanism, he defaults to how he treated you when you first arrived in the devildom.
Calls you human, disregards you, stuff like that.
If you decide to sleep in another room, before midnight expect him to be knocking on the door.
“Oi, MC. You awake? I just - I can’t - *sigh* Can we talk about this?”
If you sleep in his bed, he makes a point of sleeping with his back to you.
Less because he’s actually mad and more because he doesn’t want his image of you as he drifts to sleep to be a look of anger.
Though as soon as he passes out he’ll roll over and tuck you into his arms on instinct.
I’d say any after effects of an argument with Mammon would be resolved in a day, maybe two tops.
Leviathan:
Arguing activates his trolling the forums mode.
Goes back to calling you a normie and contradicts everything you say.
He’s less mad about the argument and more using the bitterness to cope with how upset he is.
He feels like a break up is less of an if and more of a when.
Why would someone as amazing as you settle for weird otaku like him?
Honestly doesn’t understand why you’re with him in the first place, so when there’s a serious argument he assumes its over.
Tbh don’t know how you and Levi would sleep together being that I doubt two could fit in a tub, but any deviation to your routine sends him into a panic.
It’s his reality check that the situation is serious and he needs to fix it NOW.
He’d have trouble apologizing in person. He can’t think of what to say, he stumbles over his words, and he feels like he’s on the verge of a panic attack.
Instead, expect a long ass text message.
He says how sorry he is, how much he misses and loves you, and legit begs you to forgive him.
If you sleep with him like normal, he’ll probably try to make up after laying there for awhile. His mind is going a million miles an hour and there’s no way he can sleep.
Still really has trouble verbalizing how he feels, so give the poor boy a break and take over the conversation.
He hasn’t had a serious relationship before and he doesn’t know what he should do to make it better.
So the after effects will last however long it takes him to read several mangas, watch some anime, and play a few games to see how the characters get over arguments in the story.
Satan:
Satan makes sure not to fight with you over minor issues.
He’s worked tirelessly to tame his wrath and he refuses to feed into it over a minor issue.
Thus, if you fight with Satan it’s a major argument and it’s explosive.
The aftermath isn’t much better.
He doesn’t want to risk blowing up again, so he’s frighteningly calm.
He’s an absolute master of the silent treatment.
He won’t say a word to you until he’s certain he’s calmed down enough.
For the first few days he’ll straight up leave a room if you enter.
For a good while the only way you can expect to communicate with him is through his body language and the expression in his eyes.
Satan’s biggest fear is losing control and lashing out at you. 
He couldn’t live with himself if he hurt you and he can’t stand the thought of you being afraid of him. 
He’s a whirlwind of emotions, so he isolates himself until he can figure out how to deal with it.
Not just from you, but from everyone else too. 
Satan will not share a bed with you for at least the first night.
If he got worked up enough to actually fight, it’s gonna take him time to simmer down.
And he’d rather not risk doing or saying something he regrets in the meantime.
Once he’s ready, he’ll approach you when he’s completely calmed down and has thoroughly analyzed the situation.
He’s considered both of your sides, tried to pinpoint what caused the disagreement to turn into a fight, and made a plan of action to prevent it from happening again.
“MC? I’ve been thinking quite a bit about what happened. Would you please talk it through with me?”
He won’t apologize for the argument if he feels like he was right, but he will apologize for letting the disagreement escalate into a fight.
Satan could go weeks without making up if necessary, but he tries to resolve it within a couple of days.
Asmodeus:
Wants to give you the silent treatment, but is physically incapable.
He can’t stand to have you ignore him.
He’s the type to go back to normal then suddenly remembers you guys had a fight.
“Wait, no! I’m not talking to you! I’m mad at you!”
His biggest downfall is that he’s so stubborn.
If he thinks he was right, he will die on that hill.
There are arguments with his brothers that happened a thousand years ago and he could still tell you exactly why he was right.
But with you, he realizes that doesn’t matter too him nearly as much as it usually does.
If it means going back to normal, he’ll forget who’s right or wrong.
If you sleep in another room, he’s beyond offended.
“What?! Well fine! I don’t want you in my bed anyway!”
Laying in bed alone is a different story though.
He can’t sleep. All he can think about is you. Your face when you sleep next to him, your smell, the feeling of his arms around you.
He 100% cries.
Finally goes and knocks on your door with wet, glossy eyes.
“MC? Can we talk about this? I can’t get my beauty sleep and my tears are wiping off all of my skin care lotion!”
Will throw himself into your arms before you can answer.
If you sleep next to him still, he rolls over and watches you sleep.
It puts him at peace and he decides seeing your sweet, resting face every morning is worth more to him than the argument.
He’ll initiate the conversation the next morning.
I think Asmo could make it a few days if it was a really serious argument, but he will not function well until you make up.
Beelzebub:
Wants to make up immediately.
He doesn’t like to argue, even less so with you.
Whether he was right or wrong, he blames himself. He’ll take all the blame in the world if it makes you happy.
He’ll go make you your favorite food and bring it to you.
If he thinks you don’t want to talk to him, he’ll leave it outside your door and text you to let you know it’s there.
He’s honestly devastated if you decide to sleep in another room.
You guys migrate to your old room when you want privacy from Belphie, but you almost never sleep separately.
Seeing you grab your pillows and march out of the room nearly stops his heart.
He goes completely numb and silent as he just stares at the space you had just occupied.
Like Levi, he thinks this means the relationship is over and he genuinely does not know what to do with himself.
He can’t even bring himself to eat, he just wants to lie there, lost and trying to grapple with his emotions. 
He’s another one who will absolutely cry, but unlike Asmo he will make sure no one knows it.
If you still sleep in his bed, he’s very nervous about it.
He doesn’t know if it’s okay to touch you, what he can or can’t say, stuff like that.
He just lays there stiff as a board not even able to close his eyes.
Honestly the fight would probably have to be resolved before bed. His anxiety just can’t take it.
I don’t think he’d initiate the apology. Not because he doesn’t want to make up but because his confidence is rock bottom in these situations.
He catastophizes and honestly thinks you hate him.
If you don’t initiate the apology soon, Belphie will. He can feel what his twin won’t say, and he knows Beel won’t approach you about it for fear of making it worse.
Belphie will lock you two in a room if that’s what it takes for you to make up.
Belphegor:
The embodiment of if looks could kill.
He won’t talk to you, won’t look at you, basically pretends you aren’t there.
If he must interact with you he’ll roll his eyes and sigh the whole time.
Tries to sleep through any interaction so he doesn’t have to deal with it.
He feels almost betrayed by the fight.
He thought the relationship was stronger than to have such a huge divide, so he’s really insecure about it.
After the first day, the anger has melted away to guilt.
He ‘s not guilty that you fought, but he is guilty about how he treated you after.
Guilt and self-blame have become unwelcome friends at this point. Guilt over Lilith, over his plans to destroy the human world, everything.
But more than anything else, the guilt for the fact that he attacked you weighs on him every day.
He moved past it quickly after, essentially pretending he hadn’t killed you, but that’s because he just couldn’t confront what he’d done. 
He feels like the luckiest demon alive that you forgave him, let alone  opened you heart enough to love him, and now it’s all in tatters.
Another thing to regret.
If you decide to sleep separately, it’ll hit him like a bag of bricks.
“You - what? Where are you going?” 
It’ll take him a second to process what you were doing, but then he’ll roll over and let you leave.
“Fine. Don’t let the door hit you.”
No one will see him for awhile. 
Belphie sleeps all the time anyway, but he just can’t make himself get out of bed.
If you don’t approach him to apologize, Beel will tell you that he’s been nauseous and randomly emotional which must mean his twin is coping very badly. 
Will beg you to go make Belphie happy again. 
If you sleep in his bed still, the argument will be resolved by morning.
He can’t keep himself from embracing you in his sleep, and it’s hard to say you’re mad at someone when you wake up in their loving arms.
It’s hard to pinpoint how long it could last with Belphie. If you don’t apologize first, he won’t let himself be conscious long enough to approach you.
This is both my first hc post as well as my first obey me post so I’m sorry if le boys are ooc. I just got this idea and couldn’t stop thinking about it so here we are.  Especially Belphie, he was hard to me for some reason. Let me know if you guys agree or disagree and if you want to send a request or ask, my box is open! 
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shurisneakers · 3 years
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harmless (x)
Summary: Bucky volunteers to go stop a small time villain, but nothing can prepare him for what exactly he has to deal with. (Bucky x villain!reader, drabble series)
Warnings: cursing, frustrated bucky, dramatic reader, anxiety, smidge of angst, mentions of violence
Word count: 7.8k (i went overboard. clearly.)
A/N: as well all know, i am a humanities student writing science geeks. if any of this sounds unrealistic or nonsensical, it’s because it is and i am honestly too exhausted to research data privacy and AI so here’s my take on how STEM should work i.e. the power of friendship  <3 major shoutout to @iamlittlesparkler for the idea for this chapter!
here’s my ko-fi if you’d like to support my writing <333
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“As you know, we have a busy week ahead of us.” 
Coffees line the conference room table, pens click against the stacks of paper that settle in front of various agents and the smell of deodorant mixed with post-training sweat lingers at the back of the room like a disgusting witch concoction. 
“The annual parade is coming up and since there are a few security threats, SHIELD has been asked to step in. Therefore, all of you will be working security this week, possibly even at the parade.” Murmurs broke out in the room the minute this was said; mostly from first year field agents who were way too excited to have earpieces and fingerless gloves. 
Bucky, on the other hand, doesn’t think much of it. They’ve dealt with threats before, most were declared empty the minute it got out that SHIELD or the Avengers were involved. It’s the 12th one that year. 
“That’s only if we don’t catch it first,” Steve continued. “Our first priority is precaution. The tech and analytics teams are working on it. However, if you see anything suspicious, bring it up with Director Fury. He’s going to be around to make sure we’re not overlooking anything. Do you have any questions?”
More whispers erupted at the mention of Fury’s name. Wait till they realise he lives up to his name when they accidentally manage to set him off just by existing incorrectly.
Bucky smirks at the thought.
“You can leave then.” Steve straightens up as chairs shuffle against the carpeted floor, over twenty people leaving the room.
“And remember, if you see an eagle today, be sure to stand there and thank it on behalf of Steve for its service. Freedom! Liberty! And whatever else,” Tony calls out from the corner of the room, earning a sigh from the captain. Others only snicker as they close the door behind them.
“Thanks.” Steve stares at him stone faced, bemused at the symbolism that had been bestowed upon him.
“Gotta keep the patriotism high.” The only ones that remain are the official team. Bucky thinks that he should have left with the other agents but apparently, it was rude and not a good show of team spirit.
“How serious is this threat anyway?” Clint has his head face down on the table, hand holding his to-go coffee cup so it doesn’t fall over. 
“We’re not sure.” Steve finally takes a seat on the chair in front of him. “It’s the biggest event we’ve had this year, wouldn’t put it past them.”
“If it’s those Welsh kids again, I’m gonna punch a hole through their house this time,” Clint warns, voice muffled through the furniture. 
“It’s not them, we checked.” Nat had her leg up on the armrest of Clint’s chair. “Tech team’s been working overtime to figure it out.”
“You have anything that could help?” Sam sends a nod towards Tony.
“I got a few things but it’d take a while to put it together.” 
“Didn’t you learn quantum physics in a night?” Wanda’s picking apart a cookie into pieces, chewing slowly.
“Thermodynamic astrophysics,” he corrects her. “Quantum science took lesser.”
Bucky scoffs slightly at the brag, eyes still trained on the table in front of him. Maybe if he made no noise, they would forget he’s here.
“Yeah, so this should be a piece’a cake.”  
“If your cake was somehow made out of a highly specified tracker that somehow doesn’t violate the data privacy of the entire world while analysing millions of terabytes worth of information, then yeah. A piece of it.”
“What he means to say-” Bruce interjects, “-is that we’re trying. It’s just taking longer than usual.”
“Well, the parade’s this Sunday. Think it’ll be done by then?”
“Hey FRIDAY,” Tony crosses his arm over his chest. “How many hours have I slept this week?”
“Three and a half, boss.”
“How much more will I be getting?”
“From previous experience, about six.”
“Yeah, we can get it done.” Tony looks back at Steve. 
“Ask someone on the tech team to help you out.” Everyone was well aware of Tony’s bad coping mechanisms and how futile it was to get him to change his mind about it, but they still tried.
“They’re too busy.” Bruce pressed his lips into a straight line. 
Bucky tunes out at this point. If he could help, he would have reluctantly chimed in by now, but he couldn’t. 
“So what now?” Sam rips Clint’s doughnut into two, keeping one half for himself while leaving the other to the latter who still hadn’t lifted his head up from the table.
“I actually asked Fury if I could call in an external to come help,” Tony pipes up. 
“And he agreed?” Nat raised an eyebrow.
“After he realised I wasn’t going to leave his office until he said yes.” He pulled out his phone, rapidly typing out a message before hitting send. “It didn’t take too long.”
“Do we know this person?” Steve asks a little suspiciously.
“Well-” Bruce sneaks a glance at the broody man on the chair, “-kinda.”
Everyone can tell Bucky isn’t paying attention by the way he’s glaring holes into the plant. He doesn’t mean to, it just so happens that it looks like he wants to kill it. Nobody tends to bother him during meetings, knowing well and fully that he did not care.
“You’re about to.” Tony jumps up, making his way to the door to pull it open.
Bucky perks up. An open door means they can leave, right? He can go watch The Bachelor? He’s not sure what everyone was talking about, but if the meeting was over he could go ask Wanda who was always kind enough to help.
“Our newest recruit,” the billionaire announces, quickly adding the next part, “on a trial basis.” 
Bucky looks at the door.
His jaw drops open.
“No,” he says loudly, posture immediately stiff as a plank. 
“Hello to you too, Barnes.” You roll your eyes before sending a small wave to everyone else. “Hey everyone.”
“What are you doing here?” He looks like he’s seething. 
“Don’t tell me you forgot about our date.” You cross your arms over your chest in defiance. “You told me 3 o’clock, you player.”
“What is she doing here?” He whips to Steve for an answer.
“Hey Y/N,” Sam greets with a smile on his face before Steve can reply.
“Sam Wilson, good to see you again.” You grin.
“Right back at ya, sugar.” 
Wanda looks amused, Clint finally lifts his head off the table at the mention of your name while Nat takes her feet off his armrest, and Steve’s body relaxes when he realises what’s going on. 
“Okay.” Tony claps his hand. Bucky shoots daggers at him. “As you all know, this is Y/N. She’s going to working with us this week.”
“This is ridi- how did you even find out about her?”
“Aside from the fact that she’s all you talk about?” Clint snorts. Bucky shifts his glare to him. It was bullshit and an exaggeration and Clint was going to get a shoe up his ass very soon.
Your grin only grows bigger.
“We saw one of the repulsors she made some time ago,” Bruce answers his question like the sane person that he is. “Tony’s had her in mind for a while.”
“Repulsors? How on ear-” Bucky connects two and two together before turning to Sam. “You. You got her this job.”
“Sam’s my best wingman.” You send him a small heart made from your hands. Whether the pun was intentional or not, no one would know.
“Don’t look at me, I had nothing to do with this idea.” Sam raised his hands to brush off the blame.
“You’re a villain,” he points out loudly.
“I’m a saint.” You raise your hand to your heart in mock offence. “I have done nothing wrong in my life, ever.”
“Listen, Robocop,” Tony interrupts your conversation, bringing the attention back to him, “I cleared it with Fury. He’s the boss here.”
“Fury doesn’t know-”
“What don’t I know?” The atmosphere of the room changes the minute he saunters in. 
With an eyepatch on his face, gaze sharp and a long black coat, Nick Fury puts Bucky’s dark outfits to shame. Not like he was competing. 
Bucky doesn’t continue his sentence. Nick’s imposing presence loomed at the doorway, putting a stop to the ridiculous arguments that were beginning to boil. Instead, he looks at you, only to find your attention trained on the man of the hour.
“Nicholas,” you half cheer from where you had shifted to in the middle of all the commotion. 
Nicholas?
Nicholas?
No one had ever called him Nicholas. 
“Y/L/N,” Nick addresses in return. “Been a while.”
“You haven’t come to the lair in months, Nick.” You pout at him. “I even sent you an invite.”
Bucky furrows his eyebrows. Since when are you on such good terms with Fury? Since when was anyone on good terms with Fury?
“It must have gotten lost in the mail,” he fires back, “Or maybe it’s because I just happen to be the busiest man in the damn country. Take your pick.”
You roll your eyes, muttering something under your breath, but the good natured smile on your face shows that you didn’t take any of his passive- or straight up- aggressiveness to heart. 
“I’m sorry, I didn’t realise I was interrupting your little tea time.” He looks around the rest of the room with an edge in his voice. “Don’t you all have work to do?”
“We do,” Tony interrupts, holding up his hand before pointing to Bruce and you. “Everyone else just sorta sits around and looks pretty.”
“I’m gonna go talk to the organisers, see what spots are most vulnerable.” Steve stands up. “You coming?”
“Yep,” Sam responds, flicking Clint’s shoulder to drag him along. “Come on, man. When was the last time you took a shower?”
“I’ll go see what the kids are up to in training. They’re probably flying off the handle right now.” Natasha brushes off crumbs from her lap. “Barnes, you in?”
Bucky silently shakes his head, eyes focused on you as you introduce yourself to every Avenger who walks out of the room, sharing a small fist bump with Sam.
“I’ll do it,” Wanda volunteers instead, finally leaving behind only the Science Bros, you and Bucky in the room with Fury. 
“I’ll give you a tour of the lab.” Tony beckons and you nod, following him. “New eyepatch, Fury? Prada, I assume?”
“Stark,” Nick says curtly. 
Bucky stares after you, arms still folded across his chest.
“Any problem, Sergeant?” 
Other than the fact that his arch nemesis was now working with his friends, no, not really. But that did seem like a pretty big one.
“No,” Bucky mumbles instead, getting up from his place finally.
Apparently, no one else was worried about the possibly lethal combination of you and Stark, even with Banner there to dilute it. 
Fine.
Guess he just has to observe you the whole week.
Well, half a week. It was Wednesday. 
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He observes inconspicuously over the rim of his coffee cup. He has a newspaper spread in front of him at Bruce’s table. 
It’s not suspicious. He’s been there multiple times to sit in silence with the scientist who occasionally tinkers with something while engaging Bucky in tidbits of conversation. He finds it calming, refreshing even
Today he has an agenda. Everyone knows about it too. 
“You know he’s staring at you, right?” Bruce looks up briefly from the giant blueprint laid in front of the group. 
Tony had been dragged away to get a proper meal into him after he stayed up for 36 hours straight with caffeine keeping his system running. 
“He has a tendency to do that.” You’re looking over the plan the three of you had come up with the day before. There were certain changes to be made in terms of efficiency. “Turns out if you annoy him, he stares harder.”
“We’ve heard about the inventions. Inators, he calls them?”
“Yeah,” you point out something on the sheet, drawing a circle around it to come back to later, “only good things I hope?”
“He doesn’t really talk much.” Bruce writes down a small comment against your arrow mark. “But if he hated them, he’d have a lot to say. So I’d take it as a compliment.”
“Would it annoy him if I did?”
“Probably.”
“I’ll take it as a compliment, then. Pass me the ruler?” You draw a line connecting two pieces. 
Bucky’s ability to lip read is excellent but he refuses to do it, for privacy purposes. He knew that SHIELD had pulled some strings and had another teacher substituting for your classes the whole week since your other option was to come only after school hours. Anything else about this plan was murky.
“You gonna sit there all day?” Tony looks over his shoulder, following his line of sight.
“I’ve done it before.” He continues to look over the newspaper at you with your finger extended at something on the blueprint as you explained something to Bruce.
“You look like- how do I say this nicely.” He wasn’t going to. “A fuckin’ stalker.”
“I’m supposed to stop her from doing anything evil.”
“Sure.” Tony snorts. “That’s what this is. Should I get you a fedora and sunglasses while we’re at it?”
Of course Stark wouldn’t care; he brought you into this project. It was pretty much impossible to get him to agree with Bucky.
Bucky just narrows his eyes and continues his observation. 
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The menu of the cafeteria keeps changing. They like to keep things interesting.
Every time they do, Bucky spends too long staring at the menu, trying to figure out what exactly is familiar enough to order. Vietnamese week had him eating pho the entire duration it stayed.
“You plannin’ on eating anytime this century, sarge?” He recognises your voice immediately. 
He knows what time your break is and he knows that you generally eat lunch in the cafeteria with the science team. Generally, the three of you pour over solutions and debate points all through the meal, and he spends the time getting acquainted with his new, lowkey Instagram account. 
He blocks the Bucky Barnes hashtag the minute he gets an account again. God save his eyes from people asking him to break their back like a glow-stick. However, one afternoon of accidentally watching three cat videos has led to his entire explore page being taken over by them and he’s been trying for three days to get it to stop. 
“Just trying to-” he tilts his head. “-understand what I’m reading.”
“Not a big fan of Greek food?” You join him in looking at the menu. 
“Never really had the chance to try.” Tony and Bruce don’t seem to be in the room, probably pushing aside their meal to work on it as they’ve often done.
“Ah.” You already had your order in mind but you wait there. 
Two minutes later he’s still staring at the menu. He can feel your presence next to him, unmoving. It unnerves him.
“Why are you still standing here?” He cranes his neck to look at you.
“I’m just seeing how long it takes for you to order.” You shrug. “So far it’s been five minutes and forty six seconds. Forty eight now.”
“Go away.” The concept of someone standing beside him, waiting for him to do something reminded him far too much of him trying to bag his stuff at the grocery counter rapidly while other customers waited to pay. 
“Six minutes and thirty seconds. This is just sad now.”
“Your face is sad.” It was pathetic that he had now resorted to this.
It earned a laugh from you. 
As entertaining as it was to be able to get on his nerves by just standing silently next to him, you finally ask, “Do you want a recommendation?” 
He eyes you wearily. “You gonna give me food poisoning?” 
“Not today, no.” You shake your head slightly. “Maybe tomorrow.”
He stares a little longer. You remain unshaken in your offer.
“Fine.” He sighs, stepping aside. 
You tell him that since it’s his first time, you’d get him something basic. He thought it made sense. 
He argued with you when you ended up paying for the both of you, only shutting up when you told him he’s holding up the line and that he could pay you back later. It doesn’t stop his incessant mumble complaining. 
He ends up with gyros at his table and you sitting opposite him with your meal. He asks where the Science Bros are. You tell him it’s Science Hoes now, as christened by Tony, and that they’re in the lab.
“So?” You look at him eagerly.
“What?”
“How is it?” you urge, nodding at him.
He takes a cautious bite, really taking his time with it to annoy your impatient ass. 
“Well?” You raise your eyebrow at him.
“It’s-” he pauses, looking down at his food. “-good.”
“Aha.” You lean back victoriously. “Knew it.”
He likes it. He also knows that this is probably going to be the only thing he orders for the next week unless you had planned otherwise. 
“You’re not eating?” He gestures to your untouched tray.
“Taking it up to the lab. Got a few things to work on and we’re already behind.” You gather up your stuff and get up.
“Uh-” he pauses from practically inhaling the entire thing. He was already halfway done with it. “-thanks.”
“No problem. You wink at him. “Try figuring out what’s wrong with it.” 
You turn on your heel to leave, taking your order with you. He can see your shoulders bobbing with silent laughter. 
He stares down at his plate, swallowing slowly. 
He pokes at it with a fork, lifting up the leftovers to check if there’s anything underneath. Nothing. 
He checks to see if his limbs are still intact or his face was a different colour. Nope.
His stomach twists in worry about what’s going to happen. He still has a bit left but he pushes the tray aside.
The rest of the day he spends supervising you has you occasionally catching his eye, only to laugh. It only freaks him out more.
It takes eight hours of waiting and self induced tests later to realise there was nothing wrong with it. You were just playing with him.
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He’s surprised to find you in the rec room when he strolls in with Sam, given that you haven’t taken a break all day.
You don’t share the same surprise... almost like you expected him.
“How long have you been waiting for me?” he immediately asks.
"I wasn’t here for you.” You raise an eyebrow at him. “Heard that Wilson was makin’ an appearance here soon so I stopped by to get a good look at him."
"Take a picture, it'll last longer.” Sam laughs, inserting a dollar into the machine and punching in the code for what he wanted.
"Gladly. Strike a pose, would you?" You grin, raising your phone.
“Maybe when I’m not covered in sweat.” Sam counter offers and you accept with a thumbs up.
“You going to the parade, Sam?” You toy with the can in your hands.
“I’ll be working security, so probably.”
“Sarge?” You take a swig of your drink.
“Huh?” He snaps back into the conversation, putting a stop to the mental list of reasons he was making of why you could be here at the same time as him. He knew your schedule, it wouldn’t be very hard for you to figure out his.
“You coming to the parade on Sunday?” you ask again.
“I guess.”
You wince.
“What?” he asks instantly, curiosity making him a lot sloppier than usual.
“It’s just- you wear so much black.” You gesture to his current getup to prove your point. ”I feel like all the bright colours would vaporise you if you looked at them.”
He doesn’t look amused.
“You know, like Prince Philip.”
“I think I’ll be fine.” He gives you a sarcastic smile.
“You comin’ Buck?” Sam laughs, unwrapping the bar he bought from the machine.
“You go ahead, I’ll catch up,” Bucky says offhandedly, still glaring at you innocently drinking your soda.
Sam chews absentmindedly on his protein bar as he walks out, amused at the situation Bucky pulled himself into.
“What’d you do?” Bucky asks, studying your body language.
“I bought a soda.” You lift the can to prove your point. “And now I’m drinking it.”
“Why are you waiting for me?”
“I thought I’d return the favour,” you point out. “I’m supervising you.”
“Don’t.” He walks to the vending machine, pulling out his wallet for some loose change. There was a Snickers bar he had been craving since morning that he bought every alternate day. Small joys.
“Why? I have the time.” You take a sip, setting it down with a clang.
“You’re only here for this week.” Bucky counted the coins he had. He’d use a dollar but he was trying to get rid of the jingling in his pocket that made him sound like a fucking clown when he walked.
“Actually,” you begin innocuously, “Tony offered me a full-time position.”
Bucky’s movements stop, hunched over the money in his palm.
“What?”
“Yeah.” You nod seriously. “A full nine-to-five as a researcher here.”
“And you’re taking it.” He shakes himself out of the minor shock to assess the damage.
“I don’t know. I got a lot of things to consider.” The chair scrapes against the tiled floor as you stand up. “But maybe you should get used to seeing me a lot more around here.”
He punches in the code for his Snickers. The row whirs forward slowly.
“See you at the lab.” He hears you discard the empty can in the trash before exiting.
He waits patiently for his bar to drop while his mind internally screams about the consequences of having you work here. You wouldn’t be evil anymore. Unless you were here to steal secrets from the Tower. On the pro side, his weekend would be free again. On the con side, his weekend would be free again.
His bar stops right at the edge of the row. He waits for it to fall over. It doesn’t.
He shakes the machine, suppressing the primal urge to beat the shit out of it when the damn bar refuses to fall.
He punches in a few random buttons hoping that at least it would give his money back.
The little monitor instead flashes a new message across the screen.
‘Have a good day, sarge <3’
Motherfucker.
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Captain America looks less daunting up close, you realise. But he is still a very large man with very large shoulders. You know at least four people who would like to scale him like a tree, not that you’d ever tell him.
“Hey, Y/N.” He sends you a small smile when you walk into the room for a mid-week update. A clipboard in your hand, report attached and a few stationery items in case some points needed to be noted done, you look professional and ready.
“Afternoon, Captain.” Tony saves a seat for you and Bruce beside him since you’re on the same project. You almost miss the fact that Bucky isn’t in the room.
He walks in a few minutes late; tall, dark and brooding, immediately bringing the excitement in the room down by 40% by just existing. 
Bucky surveys the room before catching your eye. He picks up his chair with ease and drags it over to where you are, sitting right beside you, ignoring the small cry of protest from an agent whose view he now obstructed. Everyone else just silently shifted over.
“Clingy much?” you whisper at him, eyes still trained on Steve who had waited till everyone was seated to continue.
“I’m supposed t’be keeping an eye on you,” he rebuffs in a hush.
“Well, you’re late. What if I went rogue, huh?”
“Therapy ran overtime,” he mumbles.
“Oh.” You blink. “How was it?”
“Same old.”
“You good?”
He refrains from answering when Steve starts addressing the room but yes, he was fine. He sends you a nod to confirm. 
“This is just a usual checking in. We’ve received all your reports, but just to keep everyone on the same page-”
Bucky logs out mentally. He knows what his job is, he’ll probably lead a division of the security team or join the mission to neutralise the threat in case they find it first. Either way, he’ll figure it out without having to listen to an intern nervously stammer their way through their team’s report. 
On the other hand, you’re not listening either. You were until you saw Bucky’s eyes glaze over while glowering at the window, assuming that he had stopped paying attention when his gaze doesn’t shift.
You should be listening. You’re new here and you should know what’s going on because any bits of detail are crucial to the working of your system. 
Instead, you rip out a sticky note and discreetly place it on the back of Bucky’s metal arm. He doesn’t notice.
You bite your lip to stop yourself from smiling. More post-its from your pile of stationery make their way onto the vibranium, shades of pink, purple, green and yellow decorating his arm like a bulletin board. 
You’re about to contemplate sticking one on his shoulder blade when he whips around to look at you. You freeze, hand in the air with a sticky note. He looks down at his arm, a scoff escaping him in disbelief. 
“Are you serious?” He twists his arm to check the extent of how far you’ve gone. “What are you, six?”
“How’d it take you so long to notice?” You watch as he tugs them off one by one, counting to see how many you had managed to get on there.
“It’s impossible not to zone out in these shitty meetings,” he mumbles, pulling off the last one, crumpling all of them into a ball to throw at you. You skilfully avoid them. 
“Don’t you feel pressure or heat or anything here?” You poke at his metal arm.
“No.” He clenches and releases the fist. “It can block bullets though.”
You snort. “Bet that’s a popular line in bed.”
He rolls his eyes. “I mean, it helps that I can’t feel anything. Sometimes,” he adds the last part as an afterthought. 
“Like when you’re blocking bullets.”
“Especially then.” He nods. 
“Would you ever want to?” you ask casually. “Like if you got the choice, would you prefer having feeling in that arm?”
“I don’t know.” He’s thought about it, but it doesn’t seem feasible in his line of work. He’d like it, though, to feel sand slipping through his fingers and the comforter under his palm. “Maybe when I’m retired.”
“Aren’t you well past that age?”
“Shut up.” He rolls his eyes. “And pay attention. You’re next.”
“So you are listening.” True to his word, Steve asks about what’s going on with your team. “Traitor.” 
Tony shoots off about how you only had to test it out on a small batch first to see if you could acquire the targeted data without compromising anything else. You chime in about a few specifics, and Bruce more or less just confirms what you both are saying, only stopping to let them know that you’d be finished in a day or two.
Steve nods, moving on to the next committee.
“Did I get a good grade?” you whisper when you lean back again.
“B minus at best.” 
“Fuck you, dude. I was great,” you protested. “It’s definitely worth a gold sticker.”
Someone shushes you sharply. You apologise quietly, whacking Bucky’s metal arm when you see a dumb smirk on his face. 
He narrows his eyes at you. 
You try sticking another post-it on him.
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You’re only here for a week. That’s what he’s been told. Over six times, actually, after which he’s been told to go away the next time he asked.
No one’s brought up the job offer so he asks Tony if it was true and all he gets is a dismissive ‘yeah, whatever’. Besides, you haven’t told him if you accepted or denied it yet so isn’t sure if this entire thing is set in stone, per se.
So then why do you have a giant box of your belongings that you’re lugging around the lab, looking to set down?
And why does Tony allow you a table right in the centre of the lab for everyone to see as soon as they walk in?
There are a gazillion trinkets, picture frames and obnoxiously bright stationery that stands out against the dull minimalism of the lab.
“Every single one of these is a fire hazard,” he reports, standing over your desk.
You give him a side glance before reaching over to the side of your desk, pulling up a fire extinguisher and setting it on the table in front of him. “I came prepared, bitch boy.”
He doesn’t dignify that with a response. He chooses to look at what exactly you’ve brought with you because it’s a lot.
There are small cards with ‘thank you!’ sprawled on them in uneven lettering, bits and pieces of paper with small cartoons on them, little clay models and other miniature trophies with ‘you’re the best!’ under it.
“Your students gave you these?” He can’t remember the last time he gave his teacher anything other than a headache.
“Sometimes they learn or communicate better when they have something to keep their hands busy.” There’s a certain fondness in your voice that he isn’t used to hearing. “I end up with a lot of doodles and craft.”
“’s nice of them.” He can tell that this means a lot to you. He hasn’t seen it before.
He thinks the little decorations are adorable and maybe he’d keep another fire extinguisher on hand, just in case. 
Until you start pulling out a set of framed photos and his smile drops.
Several collages of Bucky in flower crowns, him with terribly edited backgrounds of beaches and mountains, a photo of him laughing with ‘Live, Laugh, Love’ next to it in an italicised font.
“What the fuck,” he states, grabbing one of them.
You stifle a laugh, pulling out several more to place along your table.
“Where did you fucking get these?” He starts pulling them off the table one by one.
“I don’t think you know how much the internet is obsessed with you.” You set an especially large one of him in a Hello Kitty bowtie right in the centre. He doesn’t miss the star shaped frame you chose for this.
“What is wrong with you?” He swipes that up immediately, looking for a place to discard, possibly burn these pictures. “Why do you even have these?”
“It’s imperative that people know we’re friends.” You bite your lip, bringing out the last thing to annoy him.
“What is that?” A teddy bear with a blue jacket and a grey felt arm stared into his soul.
“A Bucky bear.” Don’t laugh, don’t laugh, don’t laugh. “Limited edition.”
He snatches it along with the fifteen other picture frames, thinly veiled distress and mostly disgust on his face.
“I hate you.”
“But I love you.” You lift the small heart shaped locket you hung on one of the pictures of your class.
You use both your hands to click it open for him, watching his face morph into one of disbelief.
Bucky my beloved, it read on the right with a small picture of him on the left looking intensely disgruntled. He doesn’t bother asking where you found that specific picture of him outside a Burger King at 3am.
He doesn’t even make an effort to take it away this time. He knows that you’ll simply bring up more and more until you drove him crazy.
“You still have to see the Avengers calendar.” You reach for the inside. “I changed all the pictures to you, it looks great-”
He turns around and leaves before you get a chance to flip open the pages.
He wanders around, looking for the best disposal area he can find. He knows there’s a giant fireplace in the common room in the Tower, and for that, he’d have to go up a couple of floors.
He steps into the elevator, chin pressing down on the several picture frames in his hands to prevent them from falling over.
No one sees him carrying a couple of fan edited pictures and merchandise of him. Which was good.
Unfortunately, the doors ding open on the next floor and his best friend steps on with possibly the worst timing ever.
“Buck?” Steve sounds confused. He should be, considering the sight.
Bucky shimmies slightly to get a better grip on his belongings. “Steven.”
Steve glances at what he’s holding.
“Is this,” Steve pauses, trying to frame his words correctly to sound as supportive as possible, “a therapy thing?”
“No.”
Steve waits for a further explanation.
“It’s Y/N’s,” he elucidates. Steve’s eyebrows furrow.
“Why are there so many pictures of you?” He looks at the content in his hands a little closer. “And a bear.”
“She’s evil. And I hate her.”
“Alright.” It doesn’t answer his question but his friend looks irked enough.
The elevator dings to the common room floor.
Bucky turns on his heel to head toward the place to set all the pictures on fire. He saves the picture frames to give back to you though, he’s sure those cost money. But he makes sure every last square inch of the picture with several hearts around his portrait burns to ash.
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Bucky knows that by the time Saturday afternoon rolls around, the three of you would have been working for thirty hours straight, scrambling to get the last minute details done.
You’re still at it but he can tell through the adrenaline of the upcoming deadline that you’re exhausted. 
Now he’s grouchy but he’s not an asshole. He’s already done two coffee runs for the team and brought you food when you didn’t show up for lunch. He mumbles something and dismisses it when you call out a ‘thank you’ his way. He considers it a debt repaid for the gyros.
He’s still keeping an eye on you but along with an emergency box of doughnuts for any sugar rushes that may be needed and bottles of water that he occasionally leaves at the corner of the table for you three to subconsciously keep yourself hydrated. 
“Are you sure we checked it?”
“Yes.” Bruce nods.
“Double checked it?”
“Yes.”
“Triple checked it.”
“Yes.” 
You look satisfied enough to move on to the next item. “Pass me the welding torch for a second.”
Bucky has a book in front of him that he hasn’t moved beyond the second page of. He’s more interested in seeing who collapses from burnout first. He has the infirmary on speed dial. 
After another hour or so Tony holds up a silver tablet, roughly the same size as a smartphone, examining it from all sides.
“That’s it,” he states. “The final product.”
You exhale lightly.
“We should name it.” You have your hands on your hips, looking down at it in wonder. Maybe the zero hours of sleep was finally kicking in because you couldn’t believe you were finally done. 
“You got any suggestions?” Tony asks. 
To be frank, no, you didn’t.
“No.”
“Okay, we’ll do that later.” Tony sets it down, not sounding too disappointed. “F.R.I.D.A.Y, tell the team to get down here, please.”
“Yes, boss.”
Bucky jumps off his chair to join you in the lab, leaving the book behind. 
It only takes a few moments for the others to join. Fury and Steve walk in together, already engaged in conversation.
“Greetings.” You clap your hands together. “We did it. We think.”
“We think?” Nick raises an eyebrow.
“We know,” Bruce clarifies quickly, stepping in. “We’re positive it works. We tested it out.”
Tony pulls up the holograph of F.R.I.D.AY’s system, sliding the tablet to the middle of the table.
“Is it secured under FRIDAY’s core?”
“Locked and loaded.” Tony hits the table lightly to signify that it was safe.
“I think we’re ready,” Bruce confirms.
“We better be, or else half the country is suddenly going to lose their internet connection,” you say under your breath.
“What?” Bucky’s eyebrows knit together.
“Nothing,” you beamed, “Okay F.R.I.D.A.Y., run sequence, global parameter.”
“Running sequence,” F.R.I.D.A.Y. parrots. 
There was no going back now. 
From what Bucky can see, Tony looks fairly confident but you have your bottom lip caged between your teeth, chewing on it nervously. 
There are several hundreds of photographs popping up and disappearing within a minute. Everything looks like it’s going according to plan.
The giant holograph of the AI dims. Your face drops when F.R.I.D.A.Y. seems to sputter to a halt. 
No one breathes.
In the midst of the tension, Clint mutters if they should play some background music. It’s followed by a swift ‘ow’ when Natasha flicks him in the shoulder.
You could hear a pin drop.
It suddenly picks back up again, running faster than the last time and the sigh everyone collectively heaves is almost comical.
It runs for a few seconds more before a list of names suddenly pop up accompanied by a series of photographs and geo locations.
“Sequence complete. Six names detected, zero encroachment on public or private databases,” F.R.I.D.A.Y. broadcasted. “Location determined to be Holland. Exact coordinates are computed into the quinjet.”
You let out a small cheer, looping your arm around Bruce, squeezing him in a half hug. He has a smile on his face, dropping his head as he laughs slightly. 
“How dangerous are they?” Tony, however, continues to ask.
“A few prior convictions and a series of similar threats. Danger level determined to be at approximately five out of ten.” 
“That’s not bad,” Steve commented. “Looks like we don’t need the full team there.”
“Romanoff, Barton, Wilson, Rogers can go ahead and take care of that,” Nick finally spoke up. “Everyone else is working security tomorrow, just in case anyone else decides that terrorism is on their fuckin’ to-do list for the day.”
“Buck, assemble a team and go over strategy for tomorrow,” Steve adds on. “Everyone else go suit up, wheels up in thirty minutes.” 
“Fuckin’ Holland,” Sam scoffs, shaking his head. “Of all the places.” 
“What do you have against Holland?” Nat asks as they leave together.
“Just don’t like ‘em.” Their voices grow faint the further they get.
“Hey.” A small greeting from behind you has you turning around.
Wanda stands in front of you and you have to ignore the fact that the most powerful being on Earth is talking to you. 
“Hey,” you say back.
“I just wanted to say congratulations. You did a great job.” Bits and pieces of her accent poked out. She didn’t seem like she was putting in the effort to cover it up as opposed to the press interviews you had heard a few years ago. 
“Thank you.” You smile. “T’was a team effort.”
“Well, we owe you one anyway,” Steve joins the conversation, leaving aside Tony who was still talking to Bruce.
“I wish I was humble enough to turn it down but I’m not.” You laugh. “It’s nice to have an arsenal of superheroes at my disposal.”
Steve looks like he’s going to respond but his attention is drawn towards F.R.I.D.A.Y.’s announcement that the quinjet was ready to go. He shoots you an apologetic look but you sign for him to go on, you’d meet with him later.
You watch as he claps Tony on the back, telling him to go get some sleep and something with more nutritional value than a pizza pocket in him, nodding at Bruce before taking leave. 
“Y/L/N,” Nick stands beside you, looking ahead at the conversations being had as Steve tugs Clint along with him.
“Nicky,” you tease.
“I know at least seven underground prisons I can put you in if anyone hears you calling me that,” he says stoically. 
“We all know you won’t get rid of me.” You shake your head. “Who’s gonna send you a Christmas card then, huh?”
He simply shakes his head, jutting his hand out and offering a handshake. “Not sure anyone here could handle another day of a highly caffeinated, sleep-deprived Stark.”
“Just say ‘thanks’, Nick, geez.” You roll your eyes. 
Bucky watches the entire interaction unfurl; only the body language, not employing the lip-reading ability. 
“You’re welcome.” You let go of his hand, a devilish look on your face. “You know what I want in return.”
Nick gives you a long, hard stare that could probably melt through Steve’s shield before turning around to leave. 
But Bucky doesn’t miss the subtle high-five he gives you while walking out, unbeknownst to anyone else, bringing the biggest grin to your face.
He makes it a point to ask you what the fuck kind of leverage you have over the man for him to play favourites with you. 
You finally collapse at your desk, letting out a loud exhale. You clench your eyes shut, your body finally melting into your chair. You look exhausted.
He’s not sure how to help. You don’t seem like you have the energy to tell him.
Bucky leaves a doughnut and water bottle on the table in front of you before shuffling out of the room quietly. 
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He’s certain that he’s spent far too long in Bruce’s lab this week. He liked the man as much as the next guy, but he probably wouldn’t come down there for the foreseeable future. 
You’re at your assigned desk, reading light illuminating the space. Thankfully you’ve cleared up most of your stuff from the table, leaving no more liabilities to fall over in case he walked into the desk. 
“So you’re done for the week.” His voice surprises you. You were scrolling through your phone, slightly hunched over.
“It appears so.” You put your phone down, swivelling the chair to look at him. 
“How’d it go?” He leans against your table, making sure he isn’t using his full weight.
“Well, I slept for fifteen hours straight, so...” you leave him to connect the dots. He’s done the same several times.
“You’re probably gonna need more,” he says, mostly from his own experience, “I’ll see you tomorrow then?”
“Actually-” you reach beside your table and lug your gigantic box of belongings onto the table with a loud thud, “-you won’t.”
He looks at the box that was nearly overflowing with its contents, the majority of the space being taken up by empty picture frames. “I thought you said Tony offered you a job.” 
“He did,” you confirm. “I didn’t accept.”
“Why?” He watches you shift through a few things, adjusting it so that it wouldn’t fall over.
“This whole thing- it’s cool and all, but it’s not what I want to do.” You shrug. “I like teaching. I miss my class.”
He gaze lands on one of the thank you notes sticking out from the corner of the box. “Ah.”
“Back to school from tomorrow.”
“And evil on the weekends?” he prods, dropping a pen into the heap of stationery. 
“Obviously.” You give him a lopsided smile. “Where else am I gonna use all this brilliance?”
You point to your head. He lets out a small exhale in the form of a laugh.
“Speaking of-” You look like you just remembered something.  
You rummage through your backpack and pull out a small container, handing it to him.
“What’s this?” He turns it over, looking for any hidden clues. “Are you proposing again, because I’ve said no-”
“I’m not proposing,” you interrupt, “yet.”
He gives you a deadpan look.
“Open it,” you urge, and he complies.
Two small squares sit side-by-side. They’re slick black, barely bigger than the face of a dice.
“You put one of them here-” You tap on his bicep “-and the other here.” You tap his shoulder, a few inches below his clavicle.
“What does it do?” He thinks it’s like Nat’s little taser things, a nifty little tool that he could use on missions.
“It, uh-” you hesitate “-it allows you to feel sensation in your metal arm. Heat, pressure, texture.”
His breath hitches in his throat. He doesn’t mean for it to happen, it just does.
“You said that sometimes you’re glad you couldn’t because of the bullets and stuff. They’re detachable, so just take them off when you go on missions and wherever it is you Spandex ambassadors go.” You scoff slightly. 
He can’t remember the last time he felt something soft with that arm or used it for something that wasn’t directly related to his job.  
“I’m not messing with what the Wakandans gave you. It’s the most advanced piece of tech out there.” You shrug. “But if you ever want to feel it when someone attaches sticky notes to your arm, this could work. Just thought it’d be nice to have an option.”
He can’t decipher what he’s feeling right now. He looks up at you, only to catch you eyeing him cautiously, assessing his reaction. When you notice he’s looking at you, a nervous smile makes its way onto your face. 
His stomach does a flip. 
“Thank you,” he says quietly. 
“Don’t mention it.” You sound a little relieved, picking up the box that he’s pretty sure weighed a ton what with all his memorabilia in it. “See you next week.”
He doesn’t know how to explain what it means to him. 
Instead, he shoves his hands into his pockets. “What are you doing later?”
“Nothing.” You pause. “Why?”
“Are you gonna watch the parade?” 
“Yeah, probably.” You shift your weight to your other leg to compensate for the box.
“Want some company?”
“Aren’t you heading a security division?” You have to consciously hide the bewilderment from your voice. 
“Yeah. The place I’m stationed just so happens to have a good look into the street,” he explains, toying with the bracelet on his wrist. “Can’t really promise that I’ll be paying attention to it or that I’d even be there the whole time but for the most part...” he trails off. 
“Uh-” You force yourself to shove aside your surprise at his determination, “yeah, sure. That’d be cool.”
He nods. “Okay. See you there.” 
“See you,” you murmur as you walk to the elevator. 
He opens the tiny container to look at the small chips. They’re still there, silently like they don’t change his world just by existing. 
Gosh.
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rayshippouuchiha · 3 years
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HELL YEAH I LOVE THIS SUIKAWARI MY HEART THING SHOUTA'S SO T H I R S T Y ok real talk deku absolutely knows who eraserhead is right??? hes an eraserhead fan right???????
"These seem kind of ...short," Izuku can't help but point out, hands coming down to tug futilely at the swim shorts that had somehow replaced his standard blue and yellow Mighty Swim Shorts(TM) he's had for years now. "And tight."
"As god Herself intended," Hitoshi mutters from where he's laid out on the concrete of the changing room floor. "Praise be to Yaomomo."
"Praise be," Izuku automatically echoes out of longstanding habit.
A beat of silence passes between them
"You know that floor is beyond filthy, right?" Izuku can't help but ask.
Hitoshi just peels one bleary eye open and stares up at Izuku silently.
"Fair enough," Izuku agrees as he goes back to fussing with his shorts.
"You nervous?" Hitoshi asks a few seconds later.
"Yeah," Izuku admits sheepishly. "Seems kind of dumb huh? Being so nervous over a charity event like this? But ... what if I look stupid?"
"Not possible," Hitoshi immediately denies.
Izuku loves his friend so much. Getting arrested together with Hitoshi at a rally really was the best thing to happen to him in a long time.
"Very possible," Izuku counters. "Highly probably in fact. Everyone else participating is super cool with super cool moves, with or without their quirk being involved. I'm just ... me."
"Look," Hitoshi says as he eels his way across the floor until he's laying right beside where Izuku's standing. "Just go out there and do exactly what you did at practice. Trust me, it'll go perfectly. Especially since Todoroki's not here to catch the vapors or the drapes on fire."
"Still don't know why the entire group had to come to that practice," Izuku grumbles just a bit. "Or why Momo had to host it. Or why Uraraka recorded it."
"Kirby's making mint by now," Hitoshi mumbles under his breath.
"What?" Izuku asks.
"Nothing," Hitoshi waves his question off lazily as he finally rolls over and pushes himself up onto his feet.
He throws an arm over Izuku's shoulder and rests his sharp chin on the crown of Izuku's head.
"Like I said before," Hitoshi reaches his hand up to poke at Izuku's cheek, "just go out there and be your regular sunshine broccoli self and do what you did at practice night. You've got this."
And by this point all Izuku can do is believe him.
~~~
Crate of watermelons firmly in hand, Izuku bounces just a bit on his toes and focuses on taking deep breaths of fresh ocean air.
Dagobah Beach is still as beautiful now as it was all those years ago when he cleaned it for Toshi-sensei at the start of his apprenticeship.
On the other side of the small, curtained off backstage area the crowd that's gathered is going wild.
Honestly, Izuku would rather be out there watching the Miruko crush watermelons than here waiting for his own turn to go on stage.
But, eventually, is turn does actually come.
"...the showstopper himself, the one, the only, the #1 Can Do Hero Dekiru."
Present Mic's announcement ringing in his ears, Izuku takes one last deep breath, does his best to smile, and moves out into view.
The crowd is deafening and Izuku has to admit that it always makes him feel more than a bit awestruck to have so many people cheering for him. Especially over something that's more than a bit silly even if it's for a collection of good causes.
He shoots the crowd a small wave as he sets his crate down.
"Show us what you've got!" Present Mic demands from somewhere to Izuku's right. "And let's give him some encouragement listeners!"
The crowd begins to chant "De~ki~ru!" and Izuku picks up his first watermelon, determined to follow Hitoshi's advice.
The first and second melons break easily enough, just as they had at practice, but the crowd seems happy.
So Izuku moves onto his third pose, the one that the others had made him repeat a handful of times a few nights ago.
A flex of his thighs and a twist of his hips and his lap's covered in sweet pink flesh and sticky juice.
"Oh god," a voice, low and husky, cuts across the crowd, "I wish that was me right now."
Even as the crowd goes abruptly silent Izuku's attention immediately zeroes in on the source.
He immediately feels his entire soul leave his body.
Because standing there beside Present Mic, arms crossed over his chest and face blank, is Eraserhead.
The Eraserhead.
The same Underground Hero Izuku's been a huge fan of since the moment he found out he existed. The notorious hell teacher of UA whose very name sends shivers of fear down the majority of his friend group's spine.
The same Eraserhead who was Hitoshi's mentor.
And who Izuku may or may not have a strange, second-hand sort of not-crush on.
In his defense, Hitoshi's stories about his mentor are always highly entertaining to Izuku. And what he's learned about Eraserhead through his friend just makes Izuku think the man is someone he'd really like to get to know.
Which is what makes being here, topless, covered in watermelon juice, and with an actual audience to witness the semi-sexual remark Eraserhead had just made about him, a special kind of torture.
Because Izuku's never admitted it to anyone, and especially not Hitoshi, but Eraserhead lines up pretty closely with what Izuku would consider his type.
The man understands heroics, and according to his capture and expulsion rate and Hitoshi himself, has a lot of personal dedication and drive. The stories Hitoshi tells about him show he's got a soft streak he keeps well hidden and he's intimidatingly smart.
Plus he's tall, has hair that Izuku admits he wouldn't mind getting his hands tangled in, and looks like he'd be mean in all the right circumstances.
All of that is probably why Izuku finds himself speaking without really giving himself permission to open his mouth.
"Ah," Izuku hears himself say, "maybe we could go on a date first though? If you'd like?"
For a long moment it's so quiet Izuku's pretty sure he can hear himself dying cell by mortified cell.
Eraserhead's face somehow manages to go even blanker.
And then, he smiles.
'Oh wow,' Izuku can't help but marvel as he takes in the expression he's seen palely echoed on Hitoshi's face a million times, 'that's ... unexpectedly attractive.'
He can feel even more heat rush to his face in response as he chews nervously on his lower lip.
"Hope you like coffee," Eraserhead finally says, "and cats."
And Izuku can't help but grin because yes, yes he does.
But he's pretty sure he's going to end up liking Eraserhead even more than all of those put together.
~~~
"Hell is empty," Hitoshi intones when Izuku finally manages to get free of the semi-rioting crowd so he can rush back into the changing room to clean himself up. "All the devils are right fucking here."
Izuku stalls out for a moment, unsure of what, exactly, he's supposed to say to that.
"You've got a date with Eraserhead," Hitoshi plows on.
The expression on his face is caught somewhere between gleeful and absolutely unhinged.
"Yeah," Izuku can't help the grin that steals across his face as he wipes himself down. "Or at least I hope he was serious."
"Oh he was serious," Hitoshi reassures him. "As serious as the heart-attacks basically everyone we know have probably collectively had."
"Do you think he's gonna like me?" Izuku can't help but fret just a bit.
"He's gonna marry you," Hitoshi snips back. "And we're all gonna suffer. Thank the gods you won't be breeding at least. Whatever the both of you are ends with you."
"That's kind of a quick jump to make but quirk science has come a long way," Izuku says absently as he pulls his shirt over his head. "Most couplings are genetically possible these days you know?"
"That was not a challenge," Hitoshi hisses, horror overtaking his expression. "I swear to god Izuku do not spawn with Eraserhead."
Izuku just waves him off as he trots back towards the door to the changing room.
He has an Eraserhead to track down and, hopefully, date plans to iron out.
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feral4austinbutler · 2 years
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infidelities (Austin Butler x OC)
Warnings: cheating, swearing, age gap, that’s all… for now.
Chapter 2
link to chapter 1: ⬇️
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An hour and a million makeup wipes later, I was ready. I sprayed some perfume and fixed my eyelashes one last time before I was out the door and down the stairs. As I was making my way down the cobblestone streets of Dublin, I stopped dead in my tracks. What was I doing? I had a fiancé back home. I had built whole life with him for the past two years. Was I about to throw all that out the door to entertain some man I might never even see again? As I stood there, contemplating, my phone started ringing.
Austin was calling. Before I knew what I was doing, I hit the green answer button and held the phone up to my ear.
“Hello?” I answered in a shaky voice.
“Hey, it’s been well over an hour now. Where are you?” Austin asked firmly.
This was it. I could say, “Sorry no I’m actually engaged, I can’t come. Bye!” I can go on with my trip, pretending these interactions never even happened. I could end it all right here, right now.
“I’m actually right now the street. I should be there in 5.” I said, my knuckles turning white as I gripped my phone harder. Shit.
“Alright darling, hustle now. I don’t like to be kept waiting.” He said and hung up the phone promptly.
I stood there stunned with my phone still up next to my ear, trying to register what just happened. There really is no backing out now. I slid my phone back into my pocket and continued my walk to the pub.
I stood outside the entrance to the pub for a moment, taking in the beautiful red building as well as gathering my thoughts. I shook my head and took out my phone, ready to send a text to Austin saying that I actually wasn’t going to be able to make it. Before I could even open our messages, I felt someone looming over me.
“Well, hello there.” I instantly knew who it was. That deep voice will forever be burned in my memory.  
I look up at him and the breath I was holding in gets caught in my throat. He looked divine. He was wearing a black button up with the the first few buttons undone— so slutty. On the bottom he had on black pants that fit him oh so right. He adorned a few ring on his middle and pink fingers— god his hands, I could stare at them all day long.
“You know if you take a picture, it’ll last longer.” He said, snapping me out of the spell he had cast on me.
“I think permanently etching you in my mind is just as good.” I say, grinning up and winking at him. I am in so much trouble.
“Hmm, well as much as I would like for us to stare at each other all night long,” He smirked as one of his hands came up to my face to tuck back a piece of fallen hair behind my ear , “We should head inside and get a drink.”
I nodded, too stunned to speak. Satisfied with my reply, he intertwined my hand in his and lead the way into the pub.
The inside of the The Temple Bar was beautiful— a live band made up of older men played in the corner, locals and tourists with smiles plastered on their faces, and most importantly, the alcohol display behind the bar was fully stocked, floor to ceiling.
Austin and I made our way towards a round table in the middle of the floor, surrounded by people on all sides. As we approached, Austin walked in front of me to pull out my chair for me.
“And they say chivalry is dead.” I say as I take a seat.
He only hums in response to my comment before he says, “I’m going to go up to the bar and order our drinks, what would you like?”
“A glass of Riesling, please and thank you.”
Austin nods and makes his way over to the bar. As I wait for him to return, I scroll through my phone. My stomach drops when I see text message notification come down. It’s a message from Shawn.
Hey babe, just wondering if you landed safely and got to your hotel ok. Let me know! Love you xx.
A wave of guilt makes my stomach start twisting into knots. My thumbs dance over the keyboard, unsure of how to respond. I look up from my phone to see Austin got our drinks and is about to start making his way back over to our table. I have to send some sort of message back and I have to send it quick.
Hey babe! Yep, I landed safe and sound. I’m about to turn in for the night actually. Long day. I’ll call you in the morning. Love you too!
“Love you too!” burned my fingers to type— but I hit the arrow button and sent the message on its way.
“I hope you didn’t have too much fun without me.” Austin says, setting my glass of wine in front of me.
I turn my phone off and put it face down on the table “I was actually hoping you wouldn’t return— pity.” I frown.
He sits down in his chair and puts his glass of whiskey to his lips to take a sip, “You’ve got quite the attitude, don’t you?”
“I try.” I shrug and simultaneously bring my glass up to my mouth to take a sip.
Austin places his glass back down on the table and just stares at me, biting his lip. A stare that makes me choke on my drink a little. A state the burns a hole into me.
“So, Isabel,” — God my name sounds heavenly coming from his lips. I would pay big bucks to have him say it over and over again, “What brings you to Ireland?”
“Well,” I say as I place my glass back down on the table, “I just turned 21 this past week and I decided it was time for me to take my first solo trip to literally anywhere.”
“That’s a big leap for a little girl like you.” He says as he continues to stare at me, bringing his drink back up for another sip.
“Little girl? Who the hell are you calling little? Aren’t you like pretty close to my age?” I bring my glass back up to my lips.
“Actually no, I’m 31.” I nearly spit my drink out. 31!? 31. There is literally no way.
“There is no way you’re 31!” I shout in disbelief.
“You can literally look it up.” He states bluntly.
So that’s exactly what I did. I picked up my phone, my hands shaking as I typed “Austin Butler” into the google search bar. It takes a second to load, and there is was. Austin Robert Butler, born August 17, 1991, age 31 years old.
I turn my phone off and set it back down. “Yep, you’re definitely 31.”
“Does that bother you?” He asks.
Does it bother me? It’s a 10 year age gap. I’m not sure if it bothers me, or if it makes me even more attracted to him.
“No, it doesn’t.” I try and answer as stern as I could.
“Good, I’m glad.” He smiles.
“So Austin Butler,” I quirk my eyebrow at him, “What bring you to Ireland? Business or pleasure?”
“Most definitely pleasure, especially now.” He brings his hand up to caress his jawline. His eyes still fixated on me. How flirtatious can one person be? “I’m here for a vacation, I’ve been working so much and I’m filming so many different things. I just wanted something for myself.”
“Cheers to that.” I say holding up my glass to him. He taps it gently with his and we both take an agonizingly slow slip before setting our glasses down.
After a long pause— I ask, “What king of activities do you have planned while you’re here? Any tours?”
“No, nothing booked yet. I was just going to play it by ear.”
I can feel like wine start to take effect. At least what I hope was the wine, because the next words out of my mouth were, “You should come with me on the tours I’m going on.”
He doesn’t answer right away, just kept staring at me with that shit eating grin on his face.
“I mean— uh, um,” I stutter, “You don’t have to go with me, totally just a suggestion. I’m not even sure why I said that. Don’t feel pressured to say yes because I totally understand if you’re busy or if you don’t want—.”
Austin cuts me off mid ramble, “Isabel, do you want me to go with you?”
“I—uh, I mean, only if you want to.” I say, trying to avoid his question.
“That’s not what I asked.” He states, “I asked if you want me to go with you. Simple yes or no question.”
I took a deep breath in to calm my nerves before I answer, “Yes, I would really like it if you would go with me.”
He smirks at me again, “Well, it’s settled then. I’ll go.”
“Ok, it’s settled then.” I repeated back to him.
A few more hours and glasses of wine later— I’m telling Austin everything there is to know about me. Stories of my childhood, how it was growing up as an only child to a single mom, even about the rebellious phase I had in high school until I was about 19. I evidently leave out the engaged to another man part though. He is probably the world’s best listener. Leaning in order to hear me better, coming up with quick and witty responses, literally hanging on to every syllable that come out of my mouth. I just don’t want to stop talking.
“After the way I was treated by boys for most of my teenage years, I had an epiphany during my freshman year of college and I literally swore off men.” I admit to Austin.
“If you swore off men, what are you doing going out with me?” He questions.
“Well, I feel like you’re different. You’re much more domineering than most of the men I’ve met. You also seem like you actually care about what I’ve been spewing for the past few hours, even though I’m talking your ear off.” I giggle and take another sip.
“For one, I am going to take this wine glass from you. I think you’ve had enough to drink tonight.” He laughs and take my glass from its spot on the table. “Second, why wouldn’t I care about what you have to say? You’re very funny and you are a good story teller. I could listen to you talk for hours.” He smiles at me. The faintest tinged of red covering his cheeks.
“Thank you Austin. That’s really nice to hear.” I look down at the table top, suddenly shy from his gaze.
“I wouldn’t say something that wasn’t true.” He says.
I look up to make eye contact and my heart skips a beat.
“Do you think we should call it a night ?” I ask.
“Sure, let me walk you back to your hotel room.” He stands up from his chair, holding his hand out for me to take. I graciously accept and place my hand in his— feeling the hairs on my neck stand straight up.
We start to make our way down the street towards my hotel. Walking hand in hand, enjoying each other’s company and taking in the sights around us.
Austin interrupts the silence to say, “I had a really nice time tonight.”
I look over to him, “Yeah, I did too. I really did.”
As we approach my hotel, I stop to turn and look at him.
“Well, this is me.” I say motioning to the building next to us.
“Before I let you go, I have to know when I’m going to see you again.” He pleads.
“Give me your phone.” I state holding my hand out, repeating what he did to me earlier that day.
He pulls his phone out of his pocket and puts it in my hand. I open his notes and type the meeting spot address for the tour I was taking tomorrow.
I turn the phone around to show him, “Meet me at this address tomorrow morning at 7 am. Don’t be late. We are going on that tour.”
“Sounds like a plan to me.” He says taking his phone back.
I turn and start to walk up to the entrance of hotel. I get up to the door and turn to Austin.
“Good night Austin. I’ll see you in the morning, bright and early.”
“Goodnight Isabel, sweet dreams darling.”
I smile at him and turn back around. I turn the door knob and walk into the lobby of my hotel. I close the door behind and press my back up against the door to take a nice and long deep breath.
I so am massively screwed.
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hey guys! i’m actually surprisingly proud of how good this is like flowing out of me lol. idk if anyone would be interested in being tagged when i post new chapters but leave your user in the comments if you are and i’ll make a tag list for news chapter <333
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