"You'd have my heart and I could never see you again"
Oil on canvas
painting I did of my ocs that totally didn't take months because im totally normal about them. title is from Weatherday's "My Sputnik Sweetheart"
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Today on Hermitcraft, Grian decided that statments restore the most hunger bars
Tma hermitcraft crossover time! Inspired by the wonderful works of @chrisrin ,rly hyped about this au
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I find the idea of bruce sleeping with Tim's dad hilraious
Also because this random thing popped in my head:
[after bruce does something dumb]
Tim: smh hetrosexual people
Bruce: where?
Tim: *looking at bruce as if he's dumb* you bruce
Bruce: Tim,did you not know I was bisexual?? I mean did jack never tell you? I'm publically out as well
Tim: why would my parents know that??
Bruce: so they didn't tell you anything...at all...
Tim: well, my mom did tell me to stay away from you cause you were "a sinner" and "a weirdo" and- ohhhh, but wait why would my dad tell me something like that-
Bruce: don't think about it tim
Tim: Bruce...what do you mean "jack never told you"
Bruce:
Tim: BRUCE!?
Bruce: I was in highschool-
Tim: BRUCE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
Bruce: language young man,also I think I hear the bat-signal
Tim: oh no old man, explain now
Bruce: I uhm...may or may not have had sexual intercourse with your biological father...
Tim:
Bruce:
Tim: what...?
Jason *from a distance*: HE SAID HE FUCKED YOUR DAD REPLACEMENT
Bruce: if it helps it really wasn't that enjoyable-
Tim: okay- I'm gonna leave-
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