#lmao u know what you doin

[milkthemilkman]

Missionary because your eyes are pretty and your face is handsome.

- 🤎

"that's.. mm." The man was too stunned to speak.

[phoenix-before-the-flame]

hello i had an idea once. Here is ur explanation for it

Ok goodbye

[cherrirui-official]

Making a post abt this so I don't forget later on when I wake up in the morning but, for the Beach Bros AU, I can totally see Bruce going to bed after reading a bedtime story to all 13 of his children and just as he's about to drift off John Dory appears at his bedroom door and says "hey, what about me??? :[" Like the pathetic manchild he is.

(image unrelated. The post just felt empty without the low quality JD)

[sadkois]

The way I went ferral seeing some Nishiki and Majima content that duo is so underrated (yeah they only met once but damnit they'd make a fun duo !)

OH GOD YEA. ABSOLUTELY ANON.

i feel like there's so many possibilities with these guys. imagine all the shenanigans... like, THEY BOTH HAVE SO MUCH RANGE

they could either hate each other or somehow become really good frens... or both. they keep goin between those. maybe just annoy each other at first aaa. it really depends on which year and in which circumstances they interact again 🤔

i sincerely always wanted them to be friends... i think they could bond over quite a lot of stuff, from stuff like fashion to their love for their kyodais... to all that crap life threw at them haha. (and isnt it interestin how they both deal with it. they both changed themselves but ya got one pretendin to be someone and the other tryna become someone else.... lies lies <- absolutely no idea of what im sayin im extremely sleepy) anyways the fact that their first interaction was fightin each other is just perfect to me. (even if it was kinda onesided ahsgdhasjd)

BUT. YEA.

LISTEN. KIRYU WAS GONE FOR 10 YEARS. THESE TWO HAD TO INTERACT RIGHT??? <- fool who wants a game both between y0 and kiwami and the 10 years kiryu was gone with nishiki and majima as protagonists

but seriously they have a lot of stuff in common i just asghdjaksd (right? RIGHT?? maybe im just makin crap up. i do love the idea of characters that rarely or never see each other in canon, interactin in some way. i havent even started on the nish trinity lmao. ehem but this is about majim n nishki) sorry i just love em man.... p sure i have had some more thonks on majima n nishki frenship somewhere in this blog with tumblr user evagora™ asfdgh

[springcatalyst]

!!

YES. thank you king let me don my court jester attire

So Milo. You may know him by the times I am insane about him in the tags of unrelated posts. I am now going to do that some more :)

Milo is a character who is just... so impossible. He is inherently conflicting. Everything he is, he is also the opposite. He is his own juxtaposition in nearly every aspect. This pervades fucking everything but I'm going to go more into one in particular: his thematic relationship to the moons.

I'm now realizing this makes me sound like an insane person. You gotta give me the benefit of the doubt.

One more thought before I get into that: Milo is actually most heavily associated with the sun. He's the Sun character, you know. Light and warmth and familiarity and family and safety. He is all of those things, particularly in how he is. Externally. He conjures all of these from the people he interacts with. But there's more to a person than what you see- there's some of that juxtaposition again.

The moons (two of them because it's fantasy how could i resist, even if there didn't have to be two for...lore purposes) have a certain amount of in-universe weight to them. They carry stories that are used however is most convenient for the one telling the story. Milo's problem, for a while, is who is telling the story.

Early on, the moons are... well they feel like a threat. They are eyes on him. They are mocking, soliciting, watching. Aware. Like a friend who's a bad influence trying to get you to do something you know will end poorly. Except he can't just say no and they know it. Hands in his and horns interlocked, they are constant in a way that feels far too visible, at a time when he revolves around remaining hidden.

But then this shift occurs. It takes place so slowly you couldn't tell as it happens, but that threat fades away. They are still constant and watching and knowing, but that eventually stops being as dangerous and starts being more of an understanding. Visibility is still a threat more often than not, but the unrest doesn't come from them, then. It's externalized.

This just means that the way HE thinks about the moons, and with it, the way they're referred to in the story*, undergoes this gradual change. He resents them, early on, turns away from them, doesn't meet their eye, hides from them. They're cruel and he despises their effect on him. And then eventually none of that is true. He no longer resents them, he appreciates their company, their ever-present hand. It never stops feeling like a secret, but he stops hating them, instead accepting their role and with it, his own. The way they are presented goes from being seeped in ugliness and resentment, to being seen with less bias. He looks at the moons, then, how you or I may. They're just moons. It's always a little bit more than that, but he finally can separate the fact from the stories, something he never could do before.

*I mean like. In The Story. Not the in-universe storytelling. lore. bullshit. Like straight up just Writing. Is this comprehensible.

[blurglesmurfklaine]

(*.*)

[keeps-ache]

now annoying my brother by making up tunes and making him think they're real songs lmfshvjhs

[thatdeadaquarius]

sagau with the language barrier issue except... the creator is sick and tired of trying to ask for things so they do everything themself.

and it gives their followers mass anxiety bc they can't even ask what you're doing... bc they know they won't understand anything...

SUCH A GENIUS NARVI 10/10 GOOD WORK SORRY IM SUPER LATE BUT THIS IS *chefs kiss*

Like, that's literally how I feel like I first played Genshin LMAO

Also this has a cont. Part 2 at the bottom bc tumblr fucking hates me UPDATE I FIXED IT THANK FUCK

Paimon was like "and then we go to Mondstadt- ! NO, not Wolvendom, to Mondstadt! NOT THE THOUSAND WIND TEMPLE WITH ENEMIES OUT OF UR LEAGUE, ENTER MONDSTADT FOR THE FIRST TIME BEFORE U EXPLORE THE REST OF THE MAP!! >:("

SO MANY IDEAS YET SO LITTLE WRITING SKILL GUYS HELP-

Also warning this is ROUGH in terms of spelling and editing and im so sorry abt that! I have my art show today so you're welcome to come back if you want to see it a little more readable tomorrow lmao

Edit Update 4/6/23:

Revised and fixed all the bad spelling and grammar (hopefully) so make sure to give another read if you havent read the cleaned up version lol

I dont have a beta reader so its just me trying my best ok-

Everything was like kinda chaos tbh at first

WOW- MY FIRST 1,000+ NOTES POST??!?! U GUYS, WHAT ARE R YOU DOIN??!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!! IM GLAD U GUYS ENJOYED IT SM!! Also look out for more encoded stuff in the future since i mentioned wanting to continue stuff like this + ARG stuff :) <3

Edit 9/7/23: 2,000+ NOTES?? THANK YOU???

Like u wake up under the Irminsul, and u think ur hallucinating a goddamn gacha game for like a solid 5 minutes, or ur lucid dreaming, 

but once u actually took what felt like hours to process that u might actually be in fucking Genshin Impact-

Nahida came running from, somewhere?? Its kinda just very floaty dreamy in here so, unclear, she’s beaming with a giddy little smile (💘)

It’s… so much more than what her game model could manage.

I mean, you knew that, of course you did, but- to see the tiny goddess smiling in person, her cute chubby arms waving in the air, her cheeks all plump with baby fat from her excited smile, pretty green eyes that sparkle only in the way excited toddlers do-

It was just…wow. 🥺

You can’t help it, her sheer carefree excitement, exactly like a child but you know that she must be really overwhelmed with joy if shes letting herself act like that so blatantly, you feel ur muscles tug gently into a smile, you try to muffle it but ur happiness leaks out anyway

She's panting as she stumbles on short chubby legs to reach you.

After just staring at you with those big green clover eyes for a few seconds, she physically shakes her head to knock herself out of it,

Nahida places her hand over her heart, and bows elegantly, going back to looking at you with a small but bright smile, her voice is kind of quiet, muffled in a soft way, much like her game depiction,

“Hzozn! R'ev yvvm dzrgrmt gl nvvg blf! R wrwm'g gsrmp blf dlfow wvhxvmw fmgro R dzh zg ovzhg z uvd gslfhzmw bvzih low!” *

…Nahida begins to look a little concerned… her eyes get impossibly bigger.

…Oh no.

♧

Nahida had apparently quickly spread the news that you can’t understand them, but luckily it seems like all the characters still know you!

Alhaitham is pretty much a constant by your side, you knew he was vaguely studying linguistics in the akademiya… but that knowledge still didn’t prepare you to be intensely stared at with his diamond pupils for hours. 💀

Then he’d tap your shoulder or something, and you quickly picked up that he wanted you to just try and say something.

Then he would scribble for hours.

Turns out they can understand you about as much as you understand Teyvat language (s? You can’t even tell if there are multiple languages, that’s how unrecognizable this language is, damn)

The more extroverted or friendly people, like Venti, Yoimiya, Kazuha, Jean, Noelle, Amber, Xingqiu, Hu Tao, Zhongli, Ganyu, Barbara, Beidou, Collei, Ayaka, Gorou, Nilou

At least attempt to talk to you, and try very hard to watch what you gesture with your hands or body language

They're pretty much ready to play charades at all times for you lol

Interestingly enough, they only ever understood you when you typed in the chat (with other ppl)

But even then not immediately, 

Sumeru scholars basically had to make a whole new department (regardless of how much you play with others) to decipher your ancient language (to them) like those old clay tablets with cuneiform we’re still translating?

Like that, your words appear in elemental magic heavy places (so like that abyss lang. It’ll appear on walls or structures, so like Andrius’ stone colosseum? in Wolvendom gained some of your chat replies inscribed and glowing a rainbow of colors on the top edges of the walls)

Much like the abyss language you see throughout genshin, most Teyvat scholars (across nations/internationally) agreed your language is the oldest form of language known!

It’s like modern languages having roots in older ones, like English with Latin, greek, or German roots, or Sanskrit and the Prakrit for Hindi language today

…so of course no one really speaks the root languages anymore, because they’re so old, so those ancestors who spoke those languages would have little to no understanding of their modern counterparts…

◇

Occasionally if you turned your mic on for whatever reason there would be a gentle whisper on the winds in Mondstadt of your voice,

or your laugh in the waves washing ashore in Inazuma and Fontaine,

your startled noises or screams from battling bosses mixed with the landslides in the mountains of Liyue

So they know what you sound like, but that doesn’t mean they understood your language :/

Nahida had been hoping that you’re actual physical form being here would help improve the language barrier

But unfortunately, those things remained the same, but at least you were physically here to talk to now and give more content for the scholars to study rather than them having to make do with your snippets of language from chats

…so needless to say, it took you a long time to realize they viewed you as a god of sorts.

You kind of knew something was up when at least two allogenes were by your sides at all times, or eremites would replace them if they really couldn’t stick around

You figured they knew you weren’t nearly as combatant-ready as they were at all times, hell you obviously didn’t have a vision hanging off you somewhere, and you only really had a knife strapped to a belt, courtesy of the Thirty Corps

You are still kind of convinced that the people of Teyvat, or Sumeru at least, are just pretty polite (and in the allogenes case, very kind or friendly, even people like Alhaitham or Cyno, resting bitch faces they have, seem to soften a little when they’re walking around with you… maybe you’re just imagining it…)

And as much as you would love to wait until they understand you to do something more fun, as you can see the frustration on Tighnari’s face (and his ears try to flatten back hehe) as he looked like he was debating heatedly with some of the Sumeru sages who insist you stay in the city

…so why not go?

It’s not like they’re going to get it anytime soon, and it’s still too frustrating for yourself to charade things or draw things for them because you can’t even hear their guesses 💀

You can totally handle being like the traveler too, 

You still have access to your inventory afterall! Plus, lucky for you, you still find a pass for the Serenitea Pot in your little pocket dimension!

So now you have somewhere to sleep at night, and while most of your stuff went to the traveler’s pack, the things like Primogems

(which.. Okay now you really want primogems bc theyre so pretty and shiny irl)✨️

And other high-level things, or just objects of no use for the traveler (so basically all your hoarded level up stuff and infinite amount of weapons lol) came along with you

So you did have to wander the first week or so around the city and even commission the Adventurer’s Guild to grab you food supplies to cook with

Filling up, along with a few big waterskins, you’re off!

...and everyone collectively has a heart attack!

◇

When you show up in Ghandaraville essentially all “✨️💖☺️✨️” on Tighnari’s doorstep-

He chokes on the tea he’d been sipping on before he opened the door lol

He looks a little frazzled so you try to just gesture with “calm yourself small animal” energy with your hands

“Tivzgvhg Oliw! R'n- R- sld wrw blf-?! Mvevinrmw, xlnv rm, xlnv rm, ivhg! ...R mvvw gl hvmw z nroorlm ovggvih mld gl ylgs gsv vmgriv xrgb lu Hfnvif, gsv Zxgrmt Tizmw Hztv, zmw gsv Nzgiz nlhg orpvob…” he began out looking at you and talking and gesturing to his small dining table (the game sucks, his house looks great and has lots of cool rooms filled with interesting plants… oooo…so pretty...) 

But then he kinda just devolved into rambling, no need to understand, you can read the vibes and just know that's what he's doing lol

Collei eventually ducks in, and she looks a little panicked?

She’s quickly followed by Cyno, pushing past her to call out into the house,

His voice seems hard and stressed, looking at Tighnari, “Grtsmzir, szev blf hvvm gsv Tivzgvhg Oliw zmbdsviv, gsvb dviv hvvm xlnrmt gl Tszmwziezeroov ozhg-” 

Cyno stops and blinks.

Collei’s mouth is slightly dropped open, she also just, blinks.

You blink. 

Tighnari blinks tiredly, he looks like he’d rather be done for the day, you think.

The doctor sighs, and moves his head to nod towards the other dining seats.

◇

Sumeru foods are so much better looking in real life, and they’re so good too, your practically bloated by the end of dinner, 

As a thank you, bc u cant say it obv, you just gesture for Tighnari to stay sitting, and he gives you a raised eyebrow and a suspicious ear twitch

But stays still, and you reach out to finally hit the eight-pointed star hovering over his, and all playable characters chests at all times.

Like you suspected, it brings up a holographic character menu, but rather than his full model, it kind of hovers in front of Tighnari’s face, replacing his old 3D model self with framing the real thing for a portrait just in front of his face

The poor Denro user nearly jumps a foot out of his chair as he looks in shock at your screen, you do the same “chillll boy” gesture with your hands and press his shoulders for a second to remind him to not run off or panic

Cyno and Collei had done the dishes and put up leftovers, and are now standing behind Tighnari, watching with equally wide eyes,

“...Dszg ziv gsvb wlrmt gl blf?

Cyno’s voice is even deeper and quieter than usual, you feel goosebumps run up your spine

“Ziv blf tvggrmt yovhhvw, Nzhgvi Grtsmzir?!” Collei’s sweet voice is also hushed like she’s witnessing something sacred, Tighnari gently shakes his head negatively in response, his shoulders shrugging,

“Nzbyv? R uvvo... z orggov hgilmtvi, zmw nb Erhrlm rh zxgrmt fk zh dvoo…”

Though he’s replying, Tighnari’s eyes haven’t once left your ancient magic? technology device? hovering in front of him,

and as he crosses his arms and squints to try and look closer at everything floating in front of him, you can see the childlike gleam of awe in his green eyes, (so cute) in fact, now that you glance up and look, both Collei and Cyno have the same quietly excited and fascinated sparkle in their eyes too

With a displeased sneer, you chuck his old level one bow into the material grinding spots, hope he wasn’t attached to that…

Oh well, he’ll like the new one better, afterall, with no characters, all your best weapons and artifacts are ready to use!

With a small smile of reassurance, you finally finish gearing Tighnari up, tap a miniature version of that 8-point star in the corner like an “X” button, and it retreats like a classic TV set📺 turning off into his chest, he startles but then carefully stands

You decide to just start making decisions bc its worked out so far ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And grab his hand and haul him out into the forest, Collei letting out a surprised squeak, her and Cyno hurrying after

You reach the nearest clearing, and gesture at Tighnari like a bow and arrow firing, he gets it, and your glad he already trusts you, because he doesn’t take long to summon his bow

He takes aim at a smaller tree about two cars length away

You can feel them all holding their breathe, as Tighnari charges it with Dendro, the arrowhead glowing, (it looks so cool and badass irl god you feel envious even tho ur already here-)

The ranger lets it fly, it streaks neon green, whistling through the air, it hits the tree-

and it fucking explodes.

Vines and leaves and the trees roots all rapidly swell like theyre filled with water, like it literally got hit by a superhero with plant powers, which, not that far off actually.

The green floating Dendro seeds make a ring around the tree its so full of elemental energy-

You give a wild grin, you still got it, hell yeah. >:)

Your grin widens as you look over at Tighnari, Collei, and Cyno

Cyno has a smirk lighting up his face, eyes eager, Collei’s jaw has dropped and she’s just frozen staring as the tree finally settles from the burst of the dendro powered arrow

…Tighnari has lowered his bow, and his mouth is only slightly open, his ears perked straight up into the air, shaking with excitement? Happiness? Interest? You don’t know how peopl-animal-hybrid ears work,

and you STILL cant talk to any of them to ask what they thought, so looks will have to do >:/

Tighnari is the first to move, his head snapping over to look at you, the brightest, kinda feral tbh, smile taking over his face-

“Blf pmld, dv xzm'g fmwvihgzmw blf, zmw blf fh, bvg R xzm'g dzrg gl hvv dszg rm gsv dliow blf'iv tlrmt gl wl mvcg. Blf'iv znzarmt."

… and you just 🙂? Cool!

And give a thumbs up👍LMAO

☆

Bonus:

Alhaitham was literally running around Sumeru City trying to find you when you left, tho you did try and leave a translatable-in-3-to-5-business days-note, he didn’t have time to translate that because you were gone.

Or worse, lost in the city, and he would never forgive himself if he lost you, esp as Acting Grand Sage-

Kaveh got a letter a day and a half later from Tighnari letting them know you were having a sleepover in Ghandarvaville lol

Kaveh also had to hunt down Alhaitham to give him said news, then force his roommate to go sit or lay down for the rest of the day to recover lmao

(Haitham honestly kinda freaked Kaveh out bc he’s never seen him that... desperate, it was like seeing a statue emote lol)

♡

ARE YOU KIDDING WE ALMOST HIT LIMIT AGAIN?!

Bro has anyone else had this problem???

I literally had to switch from PC to mobile and copy and paste it there to get all my shit in and tumblr not throw a hissy fit???!!!

FUCKING TUMBLR- SUCK MY BIG FAT- 👹👹 UGH

ANYWAYYYY SO I FINALLY CAVED 

And started doing ciphers for when you dont get teyvat’s language! I meant to do something fun like this for awhile but I wasn’t sure if that would be kind of annoying, but if you’re interested in learning what they actually say (which the whole point of this is that dw it doesnt rlly matter lol) here’s a hint:

*hint = Atbash

:> good luck!

Wish me luck on my art exhibition today!! Then I’ll be homefreeeee 😭

Safe Travels,

💀♒

♡ the beloveds ♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[keeksandgigz]

hi keeks! just passing by to share some eddie thoughts lolz

lately i’ve been thinking of having eddie be the first guy you give head to so you ask him to talk you through and he does!! (more like tries to) but who can blame him?? he’s trying not to blow his load in seconds while you’re trying to look up at him to see his reaction and make sure he’s liking it (which just turns you on cause he’s just moaning and throwing his head back and you can see him swallowing and and and)

anyway now that i’ve finally built up the courage to send you an ask i might keep sending more so i’m sorry in advance for the spam i might make during christmas break🙏🏻 also i’m sorry if something i said doesn’t make sense, english is not my first language lmao

thank u love!! send me all the asks ur little heart desires i'll have plenty of time to kill during christmas break <3

i honestly have no experience with being talked through my first blowjob lol i just kinda went for it. also this got a lil angsty/ fluffy i sorry.

obviously this is 18+ smut below the cut

"...but what if I like, bite it?" you say, looking up at brown eyes.

You're perched in between Eddie's hairy legs, on your knees in the uncomfortably thin carpet of his room.

Your elbows on his knees, head rested on your arm, looking at him. Fear? Nervousness? A little bit of excitement?

He's a towering mass of smattered curls, eyes shadowed by the bangs hanging low on his lids, covering the black tar pits that his eyes have become.

"You won't bite it, baby. Just keep your lips like this" he tucks his lips under the curve of your teeth, a silly smack of the lips, a quick open- close- like a fish- which makes you laugh.

He's good at this. At making everything seem easy, a lighthearted task. Not like you're giving your first blowjob or anything.

"You still want to do this, right?" he asks, petting your hair, sensing the nervousness vibrating off of you. You nod.

"Alright, sweetheart. Just let me know if you need to stop. Smack me on the leg or something, really hard" he huffs out a laugh. He may seem calm and cool but the truth is that he's literally about to bust.

You, gorgeous thing you, wanting to give him head? He gives himself the grace of five minutes (and that's a lot, still) before he cums all over himself.

So he sits there, dick out at full mast, as you work up the courage to take him into your mouth.

You switch between looking at him, then at his dick, then at him again. A subtle cry for help, as he grabs the back of your neck, cradling your head.

"It's alright, baby. You don't have to take all of it at once. I know it's a lot" he chuckles, helping you inch your head closer towards his pelvis.

You look up at him, and you feel yourself heat up at the sheer cockiness that statement alone had.

"C'mon sweetness. Open up" he whispers, "Baby steps, yeah?" he says, looking at you with the most utter devotion and a little endearment. You look so sweet looking up at him eager to please.

"Yeah" you weakly let out as you open your mouth, letting his tip nudge your tongue. He hisses. He had been waiting for this.

"The lip thing, baby. Like I told you" he says. You follow suit, tucking your lips over your teeth, still looking up at him for a sign, anything to show that what you're doing is right.

"Tongue, sweetheart. Use your tongue, please" he says, voice already strained and clouded by the sheer feeling of you holding his tip in your mouth. Feeling the slow rise and fall and jerks of your tongue under the head of his cock.

You follow his instructions and begin swirling your tongue around his tip, you cringe at yourself for thinking about the comparison your friends told you at school once. Like a popsicle. Oof.

You feel Eddie jerk in front of you. You swell with pride.

"Thaaaat's it, baby. Doin' so good" you shiver at the praise, continuing what you're doing as he takes a sharp breath through his teeth. He's not gonna last five minutes.

After a few seconds more of swirling your tongue, you decide to try what your friends have shown you countless times during sleepovers with a poor banana you didn't end up eating.

You begin to bob your head, taking more of Eddie in your mouth. A loud gasp escapes him as his tip begins to hit the back of your throat.

"Fuck yeah, sweetheart. Jus' like th-that" his hips stutter, making you take way too much of him int your mouth. Using another tip your friends gave you, you tuck your thumb in your fist, trying to not make yourself gag.

The trick reveals itself to be useless, as you feel bitter bile rise up your throat. Your throat makes a gagging noise, alarming you.

You push Eddie out of your mouth as you sputter and cough at the unfamiliar feeling. Tears begin to prick your eyes from the embarrassment.

"I'm s-sorry" you pant, the feeling of humiliation creeping up your cheeks.

He tucks himself back in his boxers and gets off the bed to quickly kneel in front of you.

"Shit, I'm sorry. baby. Should've been more mindful" he cradles your face, feeling your cheeks growing hot.

"I'm just not good at it" you say, huffing defeatedly, looking anywhere that isn't his sad puppy eyes.

"No, baby. That's just not true" he pouts "Baby steps, remember? Next time we can take it slow" he says, caressing the skin of your cheeks with his thumb. All you do is nod.

"Can you show me your pretty eyes, sweetheart?" you raise your head to finally look at him. He smiles, bright and joyful. "There she is" he whispers, placing a kiss on your nose.

"My friends are a bunch of fuckin' liars, I did the thumb thing to not gag and it didn't work" you laugh, resting your head on his shoulder.

"It's okay, baby, you won't even need that trick once you've done it enough times" he smiles against the crown of your head, giving it a gentle kiss.

[hyukalyptus]

saw your reblog about kissing along the happy trail and let out a great sigh bc i could never do that to them 😔

but yeah i believe in kai happy trail and perhaps also beomgyu???

idk if you’ve done this before but what are your hairy TXT hc’s? like where do u think their body hair is most…evident? (does that make sense omg i hope it does!!)

- 🐳

okay girlie let's get into it,, i havent given it like, dedicated thought and i dont have strong opinions developed, other than i love the thought of hairy!txt lmao so i will try to be consistent with my thoughts ehehehe.

cw. lots of hair talk ahead. mentions of sex in kai's, balls, bjs.

so obviously theyve all got pelvic pubes right ? and i know we dont see a lot of their hair but this is if they don't shave/laser it off lmfao. also none of this is real im just being weird as hell about hair.

yeonjun- i think his armpit hair is like a long line ig? instead of it being like a clump in the middle, its like in a line lmao, idk how to explain it BUT i bring treats (sfw link to yj armpit hair crumbs!! its an old pic tho) and i know he shaved his face in that vlog but i feel like he was just doin that to look hot lmao, i dont think he has super intense facial hair tbh. other than that, i think he's typically got the sexiest happy trail ever!! and what i mean by that, is that i dont think his tummy is super hairy, so his happy trail is a pretty distinct line. and its dark and is a literally happy trail lmfao.

soobin- he's hairy!!! and i will not be silenced any longer. thats why he looks so baby is bc that man is meant to have hair. not a ton though. bushy armpit hair, even a little hairy chested i think. like a pretty wide line down the middle of his chest and it spreads over his pecks a little. hairy legs!! >< ugh imagine laying on his slightly hairy chest and rubbin his 5 oclock shadow, just snugglin and cozy wozy <3

beomgyu- seems to be the most facially hairy lol. i could see him having a pretty substantial beard. and a hairy tummy for sure. i know thats not a look for beomie but those are my thoughts lol

taehyun- oooohhh i think his arms and legs are pretty hairy. so rn i dont think he's as muscular as he'd like to be bc if youre super muscley and a dancer, it could cause injuries easier bc of flexibility SO anyway, all that to say, i think when he's retired he's gonna get all muscley and his arms and legs are gonna be all hairy and delicious :p

kai- ok y'all thought i yapped about yj and soob's hair too much well.....i could talk about hairy kai for hours and hours. i think he's the hairiest by far !! omfg. hairy chest and hairy tummy. FUCK im giggling too much. thinking about post-sex kai, sweaty and out of breath, laying on his hairy chest while y'all catch ur breath. thinking about his hairy arms wrapping around ur waist to hug you. i know this is so random, but thinking about rubbing sunscreen into his skin for him at the beach. eheheh. getting on ur knees for him, kissing down his tummy on ur way down AH, playin with his bush before playing with his balls before suckin his dick LOL. but frfr never not thinking about laying on kai's hairy chest post-sex lmfao.

[midnightwriter21]

jjk hcs: their fav pet names for you

characters: reader x gojo, sukuna, fushiguro, itadori, nanami

warnings: language (i be cussing a lot sry), suggestive in gojo’s but not rly

AN: first jjk post!! hope it doesn’t flop lollllll

GOJO

pet names he calls you: sweet thang, sugar, princess, babe, mrs. gojo

now u alrdy knew before even reading that his goofy ass has a million an one pet names for you lol

but anyways

he’s got a MAJORRR sweet tooth hehe

like bro is always snackin on something sugary

hence the pet names sweet thang and sugar

“whatchu doin sweet thang” holding up his blindfold so you can see him wink at u lmfao

but when he calls u sugar i imagine him doin it the way those sweet old southern ladies say it if ykwim lmao

now

princess and babe are much more casual

like he’s calling out “babe i’m home!” when he gets back from a mission

or y’all are at the school and he’s calling for you even tho he 100% alrdy knows exactly where u are bc of ur cursed energy “princesssssssss where are youuuuuu??”

and mrs. gojo is used in either a VERY romantic situation when he’s tryna rizz u up

or

he’s tryna embarrass you in front of the students

there is no in between

“well, me and mrs. gojo gotta head out! she has stuff to do!”

“satoru.. we are not married. my last name isn’t gojo.”

“… yet” 😼

“and what stuff do i have to do?”

“me. i’m stuff.” 😼

*que megumi, yuji, and nobara fake gagging in the background*

SUKUNA

pet names he calls you: my queen, darling

he’s the king of curses so the first one should be self explanatory

cmon every king needs a queen yk

now he’s powerful as hell right

bro demands respect for himself

but let somebody say som to you in the wrong tone

girl rip that person fr

“you dare to speak to my queen that way?” and he’s busting their ass

also that’s how he introduces you to everybody

introduces himself first. and then hits them w the “and this is my queen, (y/n)”

darling is more of a laid back casual pet name

but he uses it all the mf time

“come here, darling”

“you look beautiful as always, darling”

“darling, you are the one that is important to me.”

darling darling darling

FUSHIGURO

pet names he calls you: babe, love, sweetheart

he likes to keep it simple

most of the time he just calls you by your name

def keeps the pet names to a minimum in public

or when he’s around his friends

especially when he’s around gojo lol

i mean cmon the second he calls u a pet name and gojo overhears?

poor thing is being teased til he’s bright red with embarrassment

in private tho?

ur real name almost never leaves his mouth lmfao

it’s “babe can you do this?” “come take a nap with me, love” “what are you doin, sweetheart”

idk i just know he’s soft for u

ITADORI

pet names he calls you: baby, cutie, peaches/peach

this man loves you and isn’t afraid to show it!!

NEVER uses ur real name

EVER

baby and cutie are his casual nicknames ofc

for things he’s sayin to u in passing

he’s hugging u from behind with a “hey cutie”

or when he’s whining abt something lol

“cmon baby you can’t be mad at me forever”

but he uses peach and peaches the most

the man likes ass

he said it himself

it’s canon

so ofc he’s referring to your “big juicy ass” his words not mine when he calls you that lmfaooo

but it also cute asf

“come peach get dressed! i’m taking you to watch a movie with me!”

NANAMI

pet names he calls you: sweetheart, darling, my love, honey

I. LOVE. HIM.

i rly don’t even have any reasoning behind his usage of these pet names they just fit him

he’s such a serious, sophisticated, gentleman

so of course he takes his relationship with you seriously as well

makes sure that you know he adores you

his love language is words of affirmation ik it

gojo jokes that y’all talk to each other like an old married couple

which u do

but it’s cute!!!

it’s the middle of the night and he has to leave for a mission and wake you up on accident?

“sorry, sweetheart, go back to sleep. i’ll be home soon”

he gets home from the mission and as soon as he opens the door he hits you w the cliche

“honey, i’m home!”

this next one is an every day occurrence

and i MEAN EVERYDAY

“good morning, my love” IN HIS DEEP MORNING VOICE meowwww

and y’all go on a date an you get dressed up for it?

“you look absolutely stunning, darling”

[bosinclairsgff]

kkkkk so I’m curious on what some of the slashers reactions to just PURE female rage would be. And not the normal just screaming fit one, like those ones that have extremely hard hitting insults and throwing and maybe hurting someone in that fit of rage >:) (pls do Bo or any of the Sinclairs if u do this ask lmao you can add all the other ones)

Slashers reacting to female rage

Includes: Bo Sinclair, Corey Cunningham, Otis Driftwood

Warnings: Cussing, violence

Corey Cunningham

- Corey Would not know how to handle this situation at all.

- At first he would try to calm you down but if that didn’t work he’d start to get angry.

- “It’s okay y/n, just try to calm down.”

- You just keep screaming and hitting his chest. When he lightly pushes you off of him you immediately start throwing things.

- He genuinely doesn’t know what to do, he doesn’t understand what’s happening.

- Corey grabs you from behind and holds your arms down, you just continue to scream and sob.

- “Baby, it’s okay, I’m here, you’re okay baby.”

- He turns you around and cups your face, resting his forehead on yours. You just sob.

- Eventually you calm down and he still just holds you, letting you know it’s okay.

Bo Sinclair

- You were just so tired, tired of absolutely everything and everyone.

- He notices you starting to shake and get very quiet. When he goes to say something, you just start pushing everything off the table in front of you.

- Your screaming, crying and throwing everything in your way.

- Bo just stares in shock, he ha no clue what happened and what’s going on.

- “Y/n! What the fuck are ya doin!” He screams at you.

- He tries to grab you and you just immediately start thrashing out on him.

- Bo doesn’t take to this lightly and slaps you across the face, harshly. You fall to the floor, still sobbing.

- He crouches down to your level and pushes your hair out your face. “Are you calm now darlin, you can’t do that again.” Bo says to you.

Otis Driftwood

- Otis doesn’t take shit, even from you.

- If you started screaming at him and even punching him, he would hit you right back. And it would hurt.

- “You fucking bitch, I don’t know what’s up your ass tonight but you need to calm the fuck down.”

- That doesn’t stop you from pushing him off of you and starting to rip down the things on his walls, and throw anything you can get your hands on.

- That makes him absolutely livid.

- He tackles you to the floor and holds you down. Pinning your arms above your head with one of his hands.

- Otis holds you there until you start to chill out.

- “What the fuck is wrong with you. If you ever pull this shit again, I will knock your god damn teeth out.”

[spiteless-xo]

here is my idea, right?

#42 for the smut prompts post with erejean. what can i say??? i’m obsessed with them

please bless us tiff i know u will cook up something good

hello my love 🥰 thank you for the prompt!! i love these two boys 😫

i wrote this with boyfriend!jean and roommate!eren because i remember in your fic it was the other way around lmao

list of prompts ⋆ masterlist

╰┈➤ smut prompts - 42. “If I’d known how much you liked to be watched I would’ve invited him sooner.”

ft. eren/fem!reader, jean/fem!reader, eren/reader/jean, slight jean/eren. cw. unedited, not proofread, explicit sexual content (fingering, oral, multiple partners, multiple orgasms, slight dub-con in the beginning), explicit language. 2,365 words.

movie nights with jean always end up with the two of you paying less attention to the tv and more attention to each other. tonight is no different, despite the fact that your boyfriend's annoying roommate is sitting on the couch perpendicular to yours.

you're laying back against jean's chest with a blanket up to your chin to hide the way his hand has slipped underneath the waistband of your sweats. you scrunch your face in embarrassment, reaching down to grab his wrist, but he debuffs your protests and slips his fingertips further into your underwear.

"jean," you hiss, as quietly as you can to avoid attracting eren's attention.

he presses a soft, wet kiss into your neck that has you biting back a moan. "shh, quiet," he whispers.

you frown at the feeling of his smile against your skin, but when you feel his fingers brushing against your folds you let out a shaky breath.

you keep your eyes fixed on eren, making sure that his attention is focused on the movie. it's dark in the room, and even with the light reflecting off his face from the tv, you can't quite see his features -- nonetheless, he's facing the tv and he seems to be interested, so you let yourself relax a little.

your legs fall open a little wider and jean hums against your neck in approval, spreading the slick from your entrance all across you. you can feel him hardening against your lower back, and you reach down to grab his thigh, massaging it gently as his fingers swirl up to your clit.

jean teases you -- rubbing softly and slowly against the sensitive nub while you bite your lip to control your breathing. it's not enough to get you off, but it's enough to have you squirming in your seat, rocking your hips against jean's hand for more.

"easy," he warns, and you settle back down into your seat with a pout.

jean's fingers slip down to your entrance, pushing with two fingers until he slides inside of you -- you have to pull the blanket up against your mouth and squeeze your eyes shut when you feel your pussy stretching around his fingers.

his breath catches in his throat when you clamp down on his digits, and you can feel the rumbling of a growl in his chest as he pushes deeper and deeper until he's sheathed to the knuckle. you release a shuddered breath into the blanket when you feel jean's fingers curling inside of you -- stroking that spot that makes your eyes roll back into your head.

"shh," he whispers, breath hot against your ear. "you're whimpering."

it's hard to heed his warning when jean starts grinding the heel of his hand against your clit. you suck in a sharp breath and it's loud -- eyes darting up to look at eren to see if he's noticed you and --

he's fully faced toward you now, green eyes glinting from the light of the television. you watch his eyes trail from your face to the area of the blanket where jean's fingers are buried inside of you -- and he smirks.

"whatcha guys doin over there?" he coos, and the low rumble of his voice has you clamping down tighter around jean's fingers.

"wouldn't you like to know," jean scoffs, but his fingers work a little faster in you now that the jig is up, and you let out a stuttered moan.

"need help?"

jean fucks you with his fingers as eren approaches and you can hear the wet sounds of your pussy moulding around his digits as eren takes a seat on the couch. he grabs the blanket, tugging it out of your grasp and onto the floor to reveal your debauchery.

"jean," you hiss, but it's more of a strangled whimper as your back arches off of his chest. you twist your head to the side, embarrassed by eren's predatory gaze, but then you feel jean's free hand grab your chin and direct you forward.

"keep looking at him," he says, breathing hard behind you. "you get so wet when you look at him."

"lemme see," eren says, reaching forward and hooking his fingers into the waistband of your sweats. you hardly have time to realize what's going on before he's pulled them off of your legs, exposing your wet cunt to the cool air.

without anything in the way, the way jean's fingers fuck into you sounds even louder, each thrust causing the heel of his hand to bump into your clit and turning your muffled whimpers into desperate moans.

eren's hands are warm when he places them on your shins, sliding up to your thighs and holding you open to watch jean's fingers moving in and out of you.

"how's she feel?" eren asks, dipping into a low octave that sends chills down your spine.

"tight," jean grunts. "i think she's gonna cum."

eren smiles, running his tongue across his lower lip as his eyes swing up to your face. "show me."

your legs tremble against eren's hold, fighting to clamp shut as your orgasm hits you in waves. with a gasping moan, your back arches off of jean's chest as your pussy squeezes rhythmically around his fingers. he doesn't stop until you reach down with both hands, grabbing his wrist to still him.

"that was a good one," jean praises, kissing your cheek. "if i had known how much you liked being watched, i would've invited him sooner."

"hot," eren says, and he's looking at jean now.

"i told you."

you're still breathing hard, reeling from your orgasm -- shuddering when jean pulls his fingers out -- but you manage to stutter out, "what?"

jean squeezes your cheeks a little harder before twisting your face to the side. "oh, come on -- you want this, don't you?"

you look up at him with furrowed brows, shaking your head in confusion.

"you’re always looking at him,” jean hums, pressing a kiss to your cheek. “you’re louder when we fuck when you know he’s home,” another kiss. “it’s ok, i’m not mad.”

is your crush on eren really that obvious?

you can’t help yourself! he’s just so charming and friendly and hot. late at night on the weekends, when you’re in bed with jean, sometimes you hear eren bring a girl home with him from a night out.

the dull thud of his hips pounding into hers, her muffled moans through the thin, shared wall between eren and jean’s bedrooms, and eren’s low voice — grunting for her to cum for him, you’re doing so good for me, taking this cock so well.

but you love jean. the two of you have been together for years — you’re thinking of moving out together! was this some sort of test?

“she seems nervous,” eren says, breaking you out of your thoughts. “i told you you should’ve talked about this with her earlier.”

“she wants this.” jean leans his face down into you, lips brushing against yours as he says, “you trust me, right?”

“yes,” you say softly and he closes the distance between you.

your mouths move softly against one another, tongues tangling as you moan into the kiss, but it’s hard to focus on jean when you can feel eren’s thumbs rubbing circles into your inner thigh.

jean pulls away, directing his attention back to eren, and he nods at him. “taste her,” he says.

eren licks his lips, eyes flicking to your face. “do you want this?”

you swallow thickly, looking up at him carefully as your heart thunders in your chest. you do — you do.

“ok,” you say meekly, but the way your pussy clenches around nothing reveals your desire.

he smirks before lowering down onto his forearms between your legs and you gulp in surprise.

“teach me how she likes it,” eren says, hooking one arm around your thigh. he cages your clit between his fingers before scissoring them open and grinning at the sight of you dripping for him — for them.

“tease her first,” jean directs, both hands sliding up your body to grab your breasts. “i already made her cum once — draw this next one out a little.”

eren nods before leaning forward. he looks up at you from between your legs before breathing cool air onto your cunt. you shiver from the feeling, throwing your head back onto jean’s shoulder.

“she likes it when you lick the whole thing,” jean says, voice dipping lower as he presses his cock into your back. “don’t be afraid to make a mess.”

eren smiles, lifting his head up slightly and lolling his tongue out of his mouth. you watch drool slide from the end of his tongue, stretching down toward your clit in one big glob before sliding down between your folds.

“yeah,” jean grunts. “just like that.”

jeans hands squeeze your breasts tighter, fingers pinching your nipples through the fabric of your shirt as eren lowers his head. eren presses his soft, flat tongue against your entrance, still holding you open with two fingers, as he licks slowly up to your clit.

you moan, reaching back with one hand to grab a fistful of jean’s hair as he kisses your neck.

“how does it feel?”

“so good, jean,” you gasp and he smiles into your skin.

“that’s my girl. keep thinking about me when eren’s got his tongue in your pussy.”

eren’s brows furrow at this, lapping at you again and making your toes curl with a stuttered cry. he hums in approval before softly kissing your opening, pushing into you with his tongue with every kiss.

you gasp, rocking your hips into his face as he kisses you deeper and deeper, every brush of his lips causing his nose to knock into your clit. with one hand in jean’s hair, you reach down with the other, tangling your fingers in eren’s dark locks and pushing him harder between your legs.

“suck on her clit,” jean says, and eren hums in understanding before shifting his mouth forward. he wraps his lips around your clit, sucking gently on the small nub before flicking it with his tongue.

your grip on the boys’ hair tightens as you feel heat pooling in your gut. “fuck, i’m close —” you whimper, cutting yourself off with another loud moan.

jean breathes hard into your neck, fully kneading your breasts and pushing his hips against your back. “finger her — feel how tight she gets when she cums.”

eren’s brows raise in approval and he shifts his position, mouth never leaving from where they’ve latched on to your clit, but allowing him room to slip his hand under his chin. he brushes your entrance first with two fingers, groaning at the feeling of you twitching from his touch, before plunging them inside of you.

you squirm in jeans grip from the feeling. eren’s fingers are thicker than jean’s and rougher when they fuck you — prodding at the soft spongey wall of your cunt as his tongue flicks against your clit.

over and back, over and back — maintaining that same rhythm as you squeeze around his fingers. you can feel drool sliding between your legs toward your ass as he makes a mess of your pussy with his tongue.

“gonna cum?” jean asks, voice gruff in your ear before he sinks his teeth into your shoulder. “come on, baby — show eren how hard you cum for me.”

with a choked sob you cum undone against eren’s face — squirming and twisting against jean’s back as you feel fire crawling up your veins from your orgasm. you tug at eren’s hair, making him groan around your skin, which only makes you squeeze tighter around his fingers.

“eren — fuck!” you cry, and you swear eren’s eyes light up in approval.

when your body falls limp against jean’s chest, eren slips his fingers out from inside of you, making you shudder from the sudden emptiness. he sits up onto his knees, lips and chin glistening from you and you feel your face burning in embarrassment.

“fuck, you’re right — she gets so tight when she cums,” eren says, visibly giddy with delight. “must feel really good on your cock.”

“you have no idea,” jean groans, reaching forward to grab eren’s chin. “look at him, sweetheart,” he hums, lips pressed against your ear. “look how fucked out he is — just from eating you out.”

you’re still panting heavily as you look up at eren. his cheeks are flushed, eyes dark and stormy, and you’re certain that if your eyes drift down between his legs, you’d see him hard for you, too.

“do you want to fuck him?”

you nod mindlessly, reaching forward with both hands to grab at eren’s shirt. you pull him toward you, smashing his lips into yours and your senses are flooded with the taste, the smell, the weight of your arousal on his tongue.

jean groans in approval from behind you, kissing along your neck as your tongue brushes against eren’s.

eren pulls away with a desperate gasp, gazing at you with hazy, hooded eyes as he grabs at your thighs.

“i can’t wait to feel you on my cock,” he says, nudging your nose with his before diving in for a second kiss.

it’s overwhelming — being pressed between two strong, broad bodies — the mixture of jean’s familiar citrus cologne and eren’s thick vanilla scent causing your cunt to ache to be filled.

you shift up off of jean’s chest, leaning forward into eren before pulling away to look back at your boyfriend. he looks like a wreck — eyes glazed and cheeks flushed, he has one hand on his thigh grabbing at his cock as his chest heaves, watching eren’s hands roam your body as he kisses down you neck.

“i want you both,” you say, biting your lip and jean’s brows raise in approval.

“both of us?” he confirms, and eren pauses with his lips against the pulse point of your neck.

“jean, your girl’s a freak,” he laughs. "this is gonna be fun."

[stealingpotatoes]

hi!! so i got a lot of skywalkers apart au asks last night and rather than obliterate everyones dashes with like 5 posts, just doin it all in one!!!! and i made a banner so this post looks cuter

YEAH he rlly does!!

its a little awkward when they reunite -- don't get me wrong, SUPER loving and everyone's trying so hard to make it work and like it-- mostly does work? but there's a lot of growing pains lol especially given Luke's only been raised by his very civilised mum, so suddenly having a dad that's 6'2 of bug-eating chaos is a bit of whiplash loll. but they all love each other very much and the twins are old enough to mostly understand their parents' decision

luke's rlly going thru it tho loll he's got that family going on while he's also dealing with going from senator's son to recently-liberated-force-sensitive-rebel-fugitive

LMAO i mean i assume they don't BLAST (in a lot of cases you don't want to let the enemy know you've got an ace up your sleeve lol) but you can bet there's been a couple times where they've found their least secure comm to say it over lolll. then again if you see a blue lightsaber absolutely whipping everyone's shit on the battlefield you can just guess, who needs an announcement <3

BUT LMAO I LOVE THAT Anakin gets back and Leia's like I CANT BELIEVE THAT ACTUALLY WORKED??? meanwhile Obi Wan and Ahsoka are like ohhh that tactic. classic. and Leia's even more shocked that he's made this work MORE THAN ONCE??

@mayordomogoliat loll i mean. he was a jedi fugitive!! he can't predict when the empire'll spot him!! sometimes that's during grocery shopping when he's got his baby daughter (who's weirdly gleeful in the fight??) strapped to him!

oooo SICK LINE

LMAOOO YEAH "if i could avoid falling, so could you. do better" hes not angry hes just disappointed

YES ABSOLUTELY i mean obvs i've drawn Kanan fangirling but so many other younger jedi would be so happy to see him omg also COOLEST PERSON TO BE SAVED BY!! tbh anakin not falling definitely leads to more jedi survivors (as in ppl not the game) partly bc palps doesn't have that immediate killing machine

loll anakin's absolutely spending any downtime he doesn't spend with leia working on ships etc. probably gets annoying sometimes bc "Hey mr jedi can u do this mission" "no look i worked out a way to make this ship respond .3 seconds quicker i NEED to finish this first" local jedi forgets he's a useful jedi and thinks he's just a mechanic

yes absolutely. like canon threepio's absolutely ???? all the time bc nobody tells him what's going on and

@british-sarcasm YEAH!!!! palps is so pissed off he didn't turn anakin bc that means he's alive and rebelling and MY GOD is he annoying for everyone involved.

and omg YES good for them. if they ever ran into each other/ did a mission together they'd make everyone there regret ever signing up for the empire

[sturnioz]

this is so funny because my period ended just a few hours ago <3 actually though my pussy might be quivering every time i see chris w that fucking facial hair. he knows what hes doin i swearrr he knows :/ jus like imagine his head between ur thighs.. tongue prodding at your entrance n nose bumping at your clit, the stubble scratching at your inner thighs only bc u begged him to eat u out with how horny he had you as he grumbles n groans against your pussy because that mf is never quiet LMAO

ok so making me think abt that while i cant do anything abt it is actually foul as fuck ... im beating this puss raw the second i come off im not kidding lol

[pumpkinsy0]

could you please write hcs of angela and curly slowly finding out that the other has feelings for pony

on it anon,,,yea,,,,

•look i think curlys a bitttt clueless as to what angela b doin at times, they dont rlly meddle into each others business like that, so he just genuinely did not know

•he thought bryon broke up w angela and he was too happy to gaf about WHY, he heard bryon broke up w her and was like “thank fuck, finally”, but he does know that angela is always looking to just find someone else or whatever

•PLUS LIKE IVE SAID, they’ve like never ever talked to each other about their love lives, the only way they know who the other likes is by the time theyre already in the relationship!!!

•anyways, curlys heard angela talking about pony w her friends before, but look, ponys not an enemy/rival or anything so he didnt rlly gaf

•HOWEVER, what angela doesnt know is that pony and curly r getting closer☝🏽☝🏽she thinks ponys off the market but no lmao, hes rockin w curly

•the only way i could rlly see angela finding out is if she hears how curly speaks to tim about the guy, and yada yada yada said it a million times before, the way curly speaks about pony is so different compared to hiw he does w others, ive said it a million times🙄🙄

•ON TOP OF THAT HOWEVER, angel was thinking she could use curly to get to pony, and yes curly said no bc 1) he doesnt let angela date his friends but 2) he has this kinnddaaaa protective/possessive tone in his voice and after angela was upset that he said no, she realized that and was like “hm🤨,,,.”

•and the girls angela hangs out w see pony and curly getting preeettttyyyy close and they told her about it, but angela just REFUSED to acknowledge it bc theres no WAY thats happening to her of all ppl

•sometimes pony would b waiting for curly but here comes angela strollin up, and shes kinda??? flirting w pony???? testing out the waters if u will and pony was a but uncomfy and obviously looking for someone (it was curly lmao)

•in this case, tim is the last to know, like MAYYYBEEEE he has an inkling, but hes just thinking “nahhhhh that would never happen”