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[morxwar]

[heertohbadisadhai]

[purpledavina]

[losttranslator]

me when people ask me how to say "I don't care" in french

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The IASIP meme of Charlie Kenny gesturing wildly at a conspiracy board, with the second picture added to his papers - the second picture being a table with 7 columns classifying an exhaustive number of ways of saying "I don't care" in French, based on how common, vulgar and funny they each are.

Column 1: Socially acceptable and common: -Je m’en fiche -J’en ai rien à faire* (*less formal variation of “Je n’en ai rien à faire” which still belongs to this category)

Column 2: Vulgar and common enough to not be shocking: -Je m’en fous -(J’en ai) rien à foutre

Column 3: More vulgar, and common with a ‘teenage’ connotation: -(Je)* m’en tape -(Je) m’en branle -(Je) m’en balec’ -(Je) m’en bats les couilles -(J’en ai) rien à battre -(J’en ai) rien à branler -”Balec’” (* omitting “je” is frequent and makes the expression even less formal)

Column 4: ‘Familiar’ (only somewhat vulgar, completely informal) and uncommon enough to be considered somewhat funny: -J’en ai* rien à carrer -J’en ai* rien à cirer -Je m’en tamponne (le coquillard) -Je m’en balance -J’en ai* rien à péter (* can be replaced with “Je n’en ai rien à …” to give it a formal connotation, in which case the expression belongs to category 6)

Column 5: Socially acceptable and uncommon/formal enough to be considered funny: -Je m’en contrefiche -Je m’en soucie comme d’une guigne -J’en ai rien à fiche

Column 6: Vulgar and uncommon, somewhat formal: -Je m’en contrefous

Column 7: Socially acceptable and very uncommon / very formal, enough to sound snobbish (and therefore a bit funny): -Peu m’importe -Il m’importe peu -Je n’en ai cure -Je ne m'en soucie guère

[sweetheartdaytonababy]

i’d rather die than have sex with a person like it’s so intimate, vulnerable and why do i feel weird, like you’re using my body (which i hate) for your pleasure, but at the same time u wanna show me u love me, but i have a messed up perception of love so it’s like wth

[kulturegroupies]

[starleccc]

Life's too short to be boring

[oxygenisachoice]

I don’t know if this has been done before but hear me out… Kuina lives Au

Not as in she faked her death, but as in she lived INSTEAD of Zoro. Everything else is the exact same. They still made their vows to become the greatest swordsman and to fight every day, but instead of Kuina falling down the stairs, Zoro died in some other sudden way.

Now I’m no expert with One Piece lore or anything, but from the way I’m imagining it, it could be that literally nothing would change about the plot of the main story. I like to imagine that, after Zoro’s death, Kuina goes through a similar character shift where she realizes she has to carry out both of their dreams. I always loved that Zoro’s three sword style represented the way that he was fighting in both of their names, and I feel that Kuina would have done the same thing in his honor. Zoro really seemed to inspire her with his determination that anyone can be great, and I don’t find it unreasonable that she also would have left the village to fight stronger opponents, likely even ending up as a strong bounty hunter in the East Blue, as Zoro did.

Now I don’t feel that we really saw a lot of Kuina’s personality relating to situations other than her and Zoro’s rivalry, but it’s pretty clear to me that her and Zoro are similar in a lot of ways. Kuina had more of a defeatist attitude about her future, but that was a product of the environment she was raised in. She clearly still had a strong fighting spirit, and once Zoro encouraged her (in his own way lol), she seemed to be susceptible to the dreamer mentality that Zoro— and many of the Staw Hats— have. If Zoro died instead, I think it would only add to the motivation she felt about overcoming her perceived weakness.

I’m not sure how exactly this would change the strawhats’ dynamics, though I think there would be something interesting there when it came to her relationship with Sanji, as I don’t imagine she would appreciate his flawed outlook on women.

[heertohbadisadhai]

Someone said it

[purpledavina]

Don’t know…

[autumnwhisperss]

"It's important. No one cares about the important things any more." I drift off. "We're so used to disaster that we accept it. We think we deserve it." His smile, fleeting, fades. "I don't think anyone deserves disaster. I think a lot of people wish for disaster because it's the only thing with the power to turn heads."

Tori and Michael in Solitaire

[oofuri2003]

This was a request from my beloved Sam after I made her watch all of Code Lyoko with me....Odd as a tamagotchi! ^_^

[kulturegroupies]

[dailypokemoncrochet]

Now having shown a few people in real life some random crochets of mine, I think more often of my fantasy dream studio museum. Even people who are only vaguely familiar with the concept of pokemon have expressed so much delight over my little guys and seemed to really enjoy holding them and marveling at them. I think it would be really impressive to one day have each pokemon set up in their own museum with multiple displays. Like actually I think people in general would really enjoy it, not just people who like pokemon and/or crochet.

[absentcrown]

When I saw the ship that I don't like it and me belike:

'click not interested and block that person'

[myk444]