#look how cute your crush is! she’s a caretaker!

[catharusustulatus]

Steve starts bleeding through his shirt in the chaos of the cafeteria and Vickie notices. He and Robin try to cover it up but he’s noticeably dripping and Vickie is not an idiot, so she grabs Robin’s hand, grabs a handful of medical supplies from the nearby table and moves the three of them to a hallway closet. And very, very quickly Steve takes a liking to her because she’s quick with the gauze AND funny, and as she patches him up, well, he and Robin have a whole unspoken conversation about it.

[toxycodone]

Chimera!Falin x Reader

an. separated w/ general sfw and nsfw hcs. reader is an adventurer who happens to catch the Red Dragon’s interest….

tw. monster fucking, predator/prey dynamics

sfw.

Now…being a lone adventurer is difficult. Especially in your case. Not only are you prey to almost anything in the dungeon, but you’ve found yourself prey to its most apex predator—The Red Dragon.

Well, at least you think? Oddly enough…for a dragon, it’s very pretty. You don’t remember hearing about it having a human head and torso. With pretty blonde hair and golden eyes…Gods, she’s beautiful…

That’s what you’re thinking in the back of the mind while the Dragon pins you down with one hefty paw. It’s insane how large it is compared to you. One look to the side and you can see the large claw is longer than the length of your head. However, despite this position…it doesn’t hurt, per se. She has enough weigh on you to make you hesitant to breathe too deeply, but, she isn’t killing you….which is odd.

When you finally look to the dragon, you’re shocked to see her so close to your face.

“Not Delgal…” She whispers in a hoarse voice. You don’t know who that is, or why the Dragon or all creatures is looking for this person but…okay. As you brace yourself for what’s next, the Dragon grasps your face in her human ones. They’re soft and plush.

She brings her face to yours and licks a long stipe up it with her forked tongue, cleaning off some semi-dried blood of your companions. Her breath smells slightly coppery as she does so.

“Still good.” She nuzzles into your face, her feathers tickling your skin.

It's fucking weird. And you're not sure if you hate it or you love it. But hey...at least you're alive?

Since then, you've basically become the Dragon's little pet. She doesn't speak much, and you figure it must have something to do with her being some sort of chimera monstrosity, but she at least has the decency to introduce herself to you as Falin.

You also get confronted by Thistle...you thought the elf might help you. But no. He just sighs when he sees Falin drag you along with her. If it makes her happy, he's not arguing against it. Sorry. You're trapped.

But at least Falin is a good caretaker. She watches over you like a hawk. A big, scary, red dragony hawk. Even if you're just sitting around, enjoying the scenery...she just stares. with that disgustingly cute little smile of hers.

When the two of you travel together, she likes it when you ride on her back, but she also stores you in her thick plumage on the front of her body too. Her favorite is to carry you in her own human arms and walk around with you like you're some sort of stuffed animal. It's...kinda adorable. Maybe more cute if you weren't lowkey kidnapped.

If any adventurers dare harm you...it's over for them. You learned quickly to either look away or hide somewhere, because Falgon shows no mercy. As cute and sweet as she can be, she's equally deadly.

And you don't hide very far away...escaping is futile. Plus it becomes a fun game for her. It's literal cat and mouse. She can smell you. Sense you. It doesn't matter. She'll crush walls and buildings to get to you.

And if you run, it makes it worse. She'll catch you like a bug, her scaly front feet cage you in as she pounces on you. Then she just...dangles you and plays with you like a mouse.

She feels bad afterwards. It's hard for Falin to know her own strength in this form. She often accidentally scratches or bruises you. To make up for it, she'll sing a little lullaby and use her healing magic on you. It always lulls you into the most restful slumber you've had, no matter how much pain you're in or how scared you are.

After a little time, things do become oddly? Domestic?

Falin bathes you as often as possible. She likes to help get you clean as a bonding activity. She's really gentle and calm in these moments--the two of you just bathing in a nice dungeon waterfall or somewhere in the golden kingdom.

In return, you help her preen! You gently pick out pin feathers and brush off feather dust while she trills in happiness and coos at you. It's probably one of your favorite things to do as she just hums sweetly and lets you do it. She also likes it when you do her hair (adventurers are definitely left wondering why the Red Dragon has braids or double buns)

She also forages and hunts for you. Little berries? Snack for you! Is there a nice fruit tree on the floor you're exploring? She's hopping up there and picking you enough to eat all day.

Falin also uh. will hunt. After you scold her for dropping a giant monster carcass on you she learns not to do it again but hey? it was kinda funny. From then on she only brings you things she knows you can cook

And as typical...she has a nest. It's not anything crazy, but it's a cozy little thing made of foilage, her feathers, and other soft materials she found in the dungeon. When it's time to go to bed, she lets you lay down first and cuddles around you like a cat. Or she'll let you lay on her and cozy into her feathers. Her soft down feels like a cloud and you just sink in <3 it's adorable.

nsfw.

I'M ON TEAM FALIN CHIMERA DICK.

Since you're her prized treasure...her everything...naturally she views you as her mate.

That means, she gets into ruts. It's only natural for her to want to breed with you, right? Plus, she likes to make you feel good.

However...she is WAY too big to even begin to think to fit inside you. You could probably fucking grapple her if you wanted to. So sex between the two of you is pretty...interesting.

When she trills, the vibrations are intense. If you're sitting on her front and preening her, it's extremely difficult for you to keep your composure while you're doing this. She knows it, and does it on purpose. The vibrations run from her chest, to your thighs and up your spine. Eventually, a simple preening turns to you desperately humping her chest while she just smiles and watches you.

One of her favorite things to do though is hold you in one paw and give you oral. You're distended in the air, held tight by her claws. Then you feel her soft, warm human hands spread your thighs open and lap at you. It's enthralling to knows this creature that could easily snap you in half could just. Do that. And she makes the sweetest little moans and hums while she tastes you. You almost forget she's a chimera with the soul of a literal dragon.

You can fuck yourself on one of her claws or the tip of her tail. She'll round out a claw (just in case, Falin doesn't wanna hurt you) so you can ride it like a dildo and see how much you can take. Same with the tip of her tail. Falin just lays down and moves it in and out, slowly but surely stretching you out while you cry out. Her face is almost as red as her body while she watches you do this with hungry eyes.

Even though it's impossible to fit her cock inside you, goddamnit, you try. You can barely even get 3/4 of the head in, but it's cute to watch your tiny body give it an attempt. Awww, you're that desperate for her? Cute. When she gets too pent up from all the teasing, though, Falin just grasps you with her claws and slides you up and down her length. Grinding against her is heavenly. It coats your body in slick and your own cum and eventually....hers. She cums enough that you need a bath afterwards. But if you don't have time, she'll happily lick you clean. (And spend extra time between your thighs, making you cum again on her face)

And she is...a biter. She can't help it. You're her mate. Falin sinks her teeth into the soft flesh of your thighs, your ass, and your shoulders the most. She loves the taste of your blood, the primal part of her desires it, and she likes seeing the marks on you. It's insanely sexy for her to know SHE did that. And its a sign that she owns you. <3

[lizzy06]

Yamada Hizashi(Present Mic) x Reader Fic Recs!! (Tumblr/Ao3/Wattpad)

My Hero Academia Fic Rec Masterlist

The Songbird ✨✨by mighty-mighty-man (Pair_Up),  TheTortoiseQueen (fluff, humor) A mysterious woman has appeared-- And has stolen Present Mic's (other) dream job-- The (temporary) music teacher of UA! Just who does she think she is, coming in here with her beautiful dresses and beautiful singing voice, stealing Mic's heart-- Job! Stealing his job! [COMPLETED]

Oscillations/tumblr ✨by @ilcaeryx/Ilcaeryx ( oneshot, fluff, humor) Present Mic terrorizes everyone with the fact that he’s married, even you, his object of affection.[COMPLETED]

A Universe of Coincidences✨ by Aiden21(oneshot, fluff, neighbours) You just moved into your new place and one of your neighbors turns out to be really cute. Or, You're too dumb to recognize one of your favorite heroes out of uniform.[COMPLETED]

Last Night a DJ Saved My Life ✨✨by Lady_Dirtbag (tooth rooting fluff, slowburn)After Present Mic saves you from an attacker, the two of you strike up a friendship. Or: A year of being friends with Present Mic before you idiots realize that you're in love.[COMPLETED]

Fireworks ✨by Lady_Dirtbag (fluff) "Uh, hi there," he said, awkwardly patting her on the head. "Do I know you?" The little girl nodded, her pigtails swinging. "You're my daddy!"[COMPLETED]

Speechless by dupusdiingus (oneshot, friends to lovers, crushes, hurt/comfort) You're roomates with Aizawa and Hizashi, just cute shenanigans as you try to process your crush on Yamada while he's kinda oblivious....Or is he flirting with you?[COMPLETED]

To sing and to listen by @dira333/Fogfire(oneshot, comfort)You're a caretaker at the Crimson Riot Children Hospital. Sometimes calling the nice guy on the radio is the only thing calming down your kids.[COMPLETED]

No Filter by pancakeparker(oneshot, angst with happy ending, fluff) Hizashi has a nasty run-in with some villains. One of them has a Quirk that just makes him act… a little bit different.[COMPLETED]

Reasons Why I Love You by nek0zawakun( oneshot, fluff, humor) "I'm sorry, looks like something came up at school. I won’t make it to dinner, but I promise to make it up to you. How about…me? " [Y/N] chuckled at the silly selfie Hizashi attached and typed a quick reply. "I accept your humble offer."[COMPLETED]

The Call by AizawaIsCrazy(oneshot, suicide mention, hurt/comfort) Hizashi is doing his usual gig, radio show, calm music, q&as, everything was going great. But one call made his heart stop for a minute.[COMPLETED]

Quieter For You (Present Mic x Shy!Reader) by @lordsister (oneshot, fluff)“If I was quieter my chances with (y/n) would be better, right?” “Right.”[COMPLETED]

Number by @specialagentlokitty (pneshot, fluff)When you first met him, you were simply just walking through the store, heading to the cereal aisle.[COMPLETED]

Hello My Favorite Listener ! by SugarThief(fluff, mutual pinning)You are Present Mic’s personal assistant , but things between you both are becoming a little more personal.[COMPLETED]

Soup's On by tustinjomimori(oneshot, fluff) Your attempt to make a hot meal for your boyfriend backfires and leaves you bawling in the middle of his kitchen.[COMPLETED]

[crescentmel]

i watched the x-men films for the first time ever here are my thoughts *spoilers obviously* :D

small backstory: i was going to go watch Deadpool & Wolverine however i have seen the previous deadpool movies but i’ve never watch the x-men films at all, my knowledge of that universe is minimal. my coworker suggested i at least watch Logan before watching Deadpool & Wolverine so i did.

Logan is easily one of the best Marvel films i have ever watched in my life, like top 3 films for sure it was amazing im still thinking about this movie weeks later. so i watch Deadpool & Wolverine and realize im low key obsessed with logan so might as well watch all the x-men films ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

ALSO I HAVE NO KNOWLEDGE FROM THE COMICS DONT COME FOR ME

The Original Trilogy

Overall i enjoyed the first two films, i think The Last Stand might be my least favorite of the whole franchise im not gonna lie

i’m just gonna say it, i was so not here for the Logan & Jean romance, like im kind of a hater so if this upsets you than this post is not for you lmao

ADORED JEANSCOTT WITH MY HEART AND SOUL !!! THEYRE SO FUCKING CUTE !!!!

Right of the bat, Logan & Jean’s romance felt SO forced. like it wasn’t believable for me, in the first movie it felt like Logan decided he was in love with Jean, not that he is actively falling in love with her, it was kinda weird

Meanwhile you can like clearly tell that Scott & Jean are in love with each other, but it feels like Logan’s character is just disregarding that

I understand in the comics it’s supposed to be a love triangle of sorts, i just think that if they wanted to do that for the films they could have portrayed it better

Ororo is an angel i love her

charles & eric need to make out

scott summers you ball of sunshine

i’m glad the rogue crush thing died in the first film bc ohmygod that was hard to watch

my favorite is X2 of this trilogy i really liked the plot and how it expanded more into Logan’s story

The Wolverine Trilogy

Origins wasn’t like, super terrible? i guess? my least favorite of this trilogy for sure though

i liked the plot twist that his girlfriend of 6 years was manipulating him, i didn’t see it coming, i was like WOW that’s fucked up

was disappointed he forgave her like wtf 😭

deadpool thing was weird i didn’t like that

good film to learn logan’s backstory, his brother was so fucking annoying though

The Wolverine was a decent film, if ur looking for an x-men film that’s more action centric than mutant centric this is your film

it felt like a wolverine side quest lol, nothing crazy going on, but i liked it more than Origins

logan is just tired

snake lady’s powers were cool

this girl is never going to see logan again so at least she got what she could

it goes without saying that Logan 2017 is the best film in the whole x-men/fox franchise

i could definitely make a whole post going into a deep dive of Logan but i’ll just keep it short

Logan’s dedication to taking care of Charles warms my heart in a way you cannot imagine, he truly cares so deeply for that man, charles gave him the opportunity of having a new family and i feel like logan will always be grateful for him

Logan & Laura :’)

it was like watching Logan go from only caring about kids in a “i’m a teacher” way to seeing Laura in a “i’m her caretaker now” kind of way, like there was a shift in his character that he wasn’t expecting

my little family of three that definitely lived happily ever after

my favorite scene of the whole film was when Logan realizes that it was his clone self that stabbed Charles, and his immediate gut reaction was to say “It wasn’t me” and to reassure Charles that Logan would NEVER do that

so that Charles would never die thinking one of his closest friends (AND SON FIGURE) would ever betray him like that and kill him

LIKE THAT WAS SO IMPORTANT TO LOGAN, HE DIDNT WANT CHARLES TO DIE THINKING HE KILLED HIM ;_________;

Logan 2017 the film that you are

X-Men Prequel Films

oh boy here go

right off the bat i’m going to say Days of Future Past exceeds all four of these films, so fucking good, my favorite after Logan

but yeah First Class wasn’t like, terrible per say, i just found myself a little bored ngl

absolutely here for eric & charles love story, they’re literally friends to lovers to enemies to still lovers but they’re still enemies i adore it

i liked the character that mystique brought (& jennifer lawrence) but it was just such a jump from the mystique in the first films

also i just think that if eric wants to kill his abuser then he should go for it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ just saying charles it was a lil weird u wanted to stop him

i get the premise, setting up the basis of the x-men, but i just found it a little lacking

DAYS OF FUTURE PAST

amazing 10/10 movie, i genuinely enjoyed every second, actually felt like a superhero movie

great balance of logan not knowing what the fuck is going on vs charles knowing exactly what to do next & logan just going along with it i love it

i’ve heard legends of how amazing quicksilver is in these films and this went beyond my expectations, fantastic character AND amazing showcase of his powers, the writers cooked on this, also makes me want to rewatch wandavision bc i didn’t appreciate his character enough son i’m so sorry

prison breaking out eric sequence was amazing

there’s so much more but just overall amazing film

apocalypse was definitely something? i mean it was probably difficult to follow up days of futures past so i can’t blame them, not like the worst film ever but ….. idk

THINGS I LOVED !! young jean & scott :’) !!!!! genuinely so happy to see the beginning of their friendship & romantic relationship, they’re literally so fucking cute AND young storm omfg a baby 🫶🏾

took me a second to realize it was oscar isaac lol, also OUCH eric’s little family but also like wtf was that death ??? 😭

idk plot was just kinda everywhere, nothing super memorable, also i just found it funny that logan was there for like less that 5 minutes and all he did was grunt lmfao at least he popped off on stryker for the millionth time fuck that guy

uhm dark phoenix

the one and only highlight for me for dark phoenix was once again, jean & scott lmfao

the whole solar flare & alien race thing was kinda weird, they didn’t even explain the alien race thing that well, idk what to even say about this movie

i thought it was weird that hank & eric were suddenly jumping on the “let’s kill jean” train when like they know she didn’t mean to kill raven ??? 😭 like wtf

someone explain the timeline bs to me bc i was surprised that jean “died” AGAIN.

wasn’t the point of futures past that logan now in the present is experiencing the new timeline in which charles, scott, and jean are all alive

so why did jean die in this, does that not defeat the purpose, like she’s alive in the present

or were they trying to plan another prequel film in which she comes back, again. then it’s just a repeating storyline from the og trilogy

anyways it was kinda bad

i don’t even want to talk about The New Mutants i’m gonna be real, it was also bad

and that is my long af reaction to watching all the x-men films for the first time. if you’re reading this and read all my yapping then thank you i really appreciate it lol 🫶🏾 in conclusion, i’m sad i missed out on a whole era of these movies when they were being released (probably bc im avengers obsessed lol) but i’m glad i did watch them now, and now i have a new universe to hyper fixate on lmfao (and logan) amazing movies !! gonna go rewatch Logan now ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

also here is my full x-men movies ranking, deadpool films included:

[ariesphysics]

3. my interest in astrology had been revived and now i’m going to spill my guts to probably 20 people on the internet :D

[TW: Mentions of ch1ld 4buse]

🦋 Dejanira in 4th house (Capricorn, 6°): It’s unaspected to all of my planets and to my Nessus in 5th house. Dejanira represents the areas of life where one is susceptible to abuse, either from external sources or due to themselves [1].

Coincidentally, I also have 4° degree Saturn and there had been interpretations that the degree your Saturn will tell you what age you had to mature [2] and around this age, I was physically and verbally abused in the house by a caretaker my parents hired because both of them were working and couldn’t really look after me, so it took a while for them to notice that I have been abused by my caretaker.

I have always felt a little neglected in my home because my parents were not really around and my grandmother definitely favored my cousins than me for some reason (I do feel my mom is her least favorite child, mommy issues run deep in this household, lmao.)

My home is comfortable but I do feel a sense of suffocation inside.

🦋 Anyways, from my constant observation of friend groups when I’m bored... I have noticed that the leader or someone who is the group’s core friend is a Libra moon. The link between the other people in the group.

(+) I find it cute when people become friends and they end up adapting each other’s habits, lol. Makes you know what friend group they belong to and the person they’re really close to.

🦋 I finally have my friend’s birth time (straight from the certificate). I might have an explanation as to why she’s the only person I feel comfortable with skinship (Taurus Moon close friend). She has her Mars in my 4th house as this house also represents intimacy and bonding, and with her Capricorn Mars there, I feel physically safe and comfortable when I’m with her.

🦋 Mars signs and body movement!

I came across this Lindaland forum about Mars signs and body movement, and for me, it is accurate (Link is in the last part).

    🌸 Gemini Mars: being restless, darting eyes, fast-paced walker, and clumsy af (keeps tripping and stubbing toes even on a flat surface)

🦋 Leo Moons really care and is meticulous about their physical appearance, how they present themselves, and how they appear to others. This might be even more emphasized if their Moon is in the 1st house, however this placement might lead caring for their looks to being obsessive about it.

🦋 Someone with Juno conjunct Saturn might marry after 29 (Saturn’s years of revolution), will only have one romantic relationship in their life, and is a monogamist. Marriage might come later in life but is long-lasting.

🦋 Other people with Venus sextile Pluto, do you also tend to be obsessive with your crushes to the point of limerence? I have it at 0° which probably explains why I will rarely be attracted to someone, but when I do, I go all in and become limerent. every. single. time. Oh, and I also get deeply jealous even with an Aquarius Venus.

(+) Also, we are talking about Aquarius which is described as somewhat aloof and detached but friendly and humanitarian. This is how my friendships are, I am fine with being alone for some time and okay with just meeting once every six months with my friends. Just like my crushes, my social circle is very limited and I make new friends rarely. However, with my Venus-Pluto aspect, I also tend to be obsessive with them, the thirst to know every piece of information about them, because you need to know your friends, right?

🦋 Piggybacking on the Aquarius discussion, Aquarius Moons tend to be the first person in a room to greet you and acquaint you with the group, they also tend to have a wide social circle. An Aquarius Moon classmate of mine will bump into a person they know in, literally everywhere.

[1] https://moongoddessastrology.com/2022/06/08/dejanira-in-astrology/

[2] The Deep Way Saturn Degrees In Astrology Affect Your Life | YourTango  

[3] http://www.linda-goodman.com/ubb/Forum24/HTML/229929.html

[anas-aspiration]

Pure sound

Warnings: of age smoking, cursing, kissing

Summary: Your group of friends including Carl get together and try smoking and play games leading to y/n and carl making out yayy!!! 2053 Words

Jennie turned her head toward the door

“I think they’re heree”

You smiled in response. Tonight Jennie and Aven had convinced you that hosting a game night would be fun. You gave in to the idea, because you actually loved it. You were a little nervous because Carl was gonna be there and you totally had a crush on him. He laughed at all your jokes and hung around so often you couldn’t help it. So exactly 10 minutes ago you were all throwing clothes across the room trying to pick out a good fit. You just threw on a cute little sweater and some shorts then your friendship necklace aven had gifted the both of you.

“Okay guyssssss, there’s something else i need to do” aven said

“what?” You hoped she didn’t have anything dumb in mind as you were eager to get downstairs

“okay.. i think we should break out the weed cabinet”

“no yeah I think we should guys, I mean we won’t get in trouble this time, who’s gonna know?” Jennie said

You thought about the last time Daryl caught you three smoking, and after that everyone found out and started poking fun at you guys.

“Yeah whatever let’s do it” you laughed

Jennie grabbed the cabinet key from your dresser drawer and walked to the office room next to yours to unlock it and brought out a joint.

The smell made you excited because getting high as a group would sure be an experience. Wondering what Carl would be like high.. maybe really quiet and secretly freaking out inside. You laughed to yourself at the thought.

You all made your way downstairs to the living room hearing the slow conversation of Ron, Mikey, Carl and Enid.

“HEY GUYS” You all said in unison

They greeted you as you walked past the counter putting the keys down and grabbing a cup of water. You turned around and noticed carl eyeing you.. or your outfit. You knew he would like it. Blushing you walked over to the couch where everyone was already seated.

“So guys” Aven started “Raise your hand if you ever smoked weed before”

Only Mikey raised his hand.

“Whatt you never told me that” Ron said elbowing his shoulder

“Yeah well you never asked” He said rolling his eyes

“Okay um anyways raise your hand IF you want to smoke weed tonight?”

Carl, Ron and Mikey raised their hand and Enid soon after realizing she was the only one who didn’t.

“Alrightt this is gonna be interesting” Carl said laughing “But what is it like?”

You took this opportunity to seem cool “For my first time I thought I fell asleep and started dreaming, then I somehow sat down on a tree stub, and started staring at a leaf, and when i asked when I will stop being stuck my friend said five minutes and I was like okay i can do that, but when five minutes was over and I asked how long it had been they said it had been twenty minutes. HAHA I hope that sums it up”

“When was that” Enid giggled

“I think i was fourteen or so”

“Well that doesn’t sound too bad i guess” Carl said

“Yeah you’ll be fine don’t worry” You gave him a sympathetic look

“Okay well let’s light it” Mikey said

Jennie took a turn first lighting it then passed it to Aven who showed everyone how to hit it. Once it was carls turn he seemed nervous.

“Are you sure this is safe?”

“What do you mean safe?” You asked

“like I can’t… black out or anything doing this”

“No you won’t black out and do something crazy. I’ll be your personal caretaker if it makes you feel better”

“… yeah it does” He said looking straight at you.

He took a hit and inhaling it in for a few seconds before coughing it back out getting a few laughs from everyone.

After everybody had taken at least two hits they put it out and waited.

“So… how long does this take to kick in??” Enid said

“Um about five more minutes i’d say” Mikey replied

You thought it would make everyone a little more relaxed if there was something to do while Jennie scrummaged around for the card game upstairs and waiting for the weed to take effect. You walked over to to the Kitchen closet and brought out a CD player and popped in a random CD. When you pressed play Party monster by the weeknd started playing.

“What’s this song?” Carl asked

“Party monster by the weeknd” Enid replied. Carl looked confused

“You know.. like THE weeknd” Enid emphasized. Carl still looked confused

“You don’t know the weeknd HAHAHA” You laughed at him “What do you listen to”

“Uh I don’t know I guess Elliot Smith is pretty cool to me” He smiled

“who?” Enid said “He sounds old” Mikey and Ron agreed.

“Oh I know a song by him” You replied “Between the bars, it’s pretty good”

“Yeah, yeah… wait who?” carl said dazed

“Elliot smith…” You said

“Yeah what?”

You laughed realizing Carl was long gone. Then you were still laughing 30 seconds later and soon everyone was laughing. It was working.

“I can’t AH oh my god” Ron said clutching his chest.

“Stop laughing I’m gonna pee my pants guys” You said with tears in your eyes.

After you all settled down you stood up to go see if Jennie found the game.

Right as you were nearing the stairs she came down with it in her hand, a small black box with a kiss mark on it.

“yayy you found it we thought you got kidnapped up there or something”

“that makes no sense” she said giggling a little

You walked over to the CD player to skip whatever song was playing now. You tried to listen but for some reason the lyrics weren’t registering in your brain. When you pressed the button 1979 by Smashing Pumpkins started playing and you immediately started dancing to the beat forgetting your friends were getting ready to play behind you.

“y/nnn stop it come here now please” Carl said

you turned around to see a funnily (is that even a word😭) annoyed carl. You snickered and went to sit next to him.

“Okay guys.” Aven paused “let’s play let’s play. the rules are you have to do the dare unless you absolutely cannot.” She picked the first card out of the deck and sighed loudly. After staring at it for a good 15 seconds she shared what her card said.

“Name the player who is most likely to cheat.. hm sorry I’m gonna go with Mikey” she said holding in a laugh

“WHAT, what did I even do” he chuckled

“no offense you’re mean sometimes, anyways enid your next”

She picked a card and read “swap an item of clothing with someone in the room! Ughh.. Jennie can we swap shirts yours is cute”

“her top is cuter than mine?” You joked

Jennie laughed and stuck her tounge out at you before going upstairs with Enid to swap. In the meanwhile Carl chose a card.

“Let a player of your choice sit on your lap for ten minutes” He blushed before looking at you

“What? why are you looking at me”

“I pick you.”

Internally you screamed but on the outside you just nodded, laughed and went to sit on his lap as he went cross cross apple sauce. (i hope everyone else calls it that or this is gonna be awkward)

Jennie and Enid came downstairs and immediately noticed your position and exchanged looks. Though Enid’s seemed a bit more gloomy than hers.

You all continued playing the game laughing probably 80% of the time. Then the ten minutes was up and you went back to your spot.

“My card saysss, chose a player and shove food in their face.” Ron didn’t hesitate before getting up and walking to the fridge, getting ice cream out, coming back and throwing it in Carl’s face. The ice cream was thawed out in the fridge before, so it was basically already melted when it hit carl.

“DUDEE” He sat laughing along with everyone “can someone help me with this”

“I will” you volunteered

You both got up and went to the bathroom connected to your room to clean up the mess and get him a new shirt. You sat on the Bathroom counter and wiped ice cream off his face as he tried getting out of his shirt. “You know I have another shirt you can wear right”

“Oh” he said looking up at you. He obviously didn’t think about that because of his current state of mind.

“Yeah dumbo” You kept cleaning his face. “close your eyes you have some on your lashes” You enjoyed taking care of him like this it felt right.

When you were done he looked up at you again but with a certain look in his eye.

“what?” you asked

“nothing” he whispered back to you leaning in closer.

He grabbed your face and went in for a soft kiss. It felt like you were spinning. And you never wanted this to stop. The kiss become fast and rushed and you had wrapped your legs around him pulling his body in. He put his hands around you and picked you up not breaking the kiss and walked over to your bed setting you down. You accidentally bit his lip and he disconnected hissing from the pain.

“oh sorry.. accident”

He looked back at you “no it’s okay” He went in to kiss you again and started fumbling with your top, probably unknowingly. But you decided to be bold and take it off revealing your sparkly victoria’s secret bombshell bra. He seemed surprised at this but smiled leaning again but was interrupted by a knock at the door.

“Guys? are you done cleaning we want to dance”

You thanked yourself for closing the door earlier “Oh yeah give us a minute!” you said clearing your throat.

“Um okay let’s just” you put your shirt back on and got up from under him then opened your drawer fishing for a t-shirt in Carls size.

“Here just put your shirt in my basket and I’ll wash it tomorrow” Handing him the new one

“yeah thanks”

You decided to leave him there to change and went downstairs. Still buzzing from the weed you almost tripped down the stairs catching the eye of Enid.

“Hey finally, let’s dance together”

You weren’t that close with enid but still accepted the offer and took her hand because she seemed comfortable right now and you liked seeing that. Usually she was kind of cold.

You danced around to the beat of ‘So-cal girl’ by chase icon and singing the lyrics. You heard Carls footsteps as he joined you all but decided to not look cause you were kind of embarrassed. But he joined Ron on the couch and you could feel his eyes on you.

The rest of the night you told scary stories and ate junk. By the end ron, mikey, carl, enid, and aven were dead asleep leaving you and jennie alone to talk. Let the light in by Lana del rey was quietly playing in the background.

“Jennie?”

“hm?”

by now the weed wore off and you were petrified of what happened earlier.

“If I tell you something can you wait until morning to tell Aven BUT nobody else?” you whispered

“Of course”

“Okay it’s kind of bad”

“Just say it” she smiled

“Me and Carl made out upstairs”

“WHAT”

“SHHHH”

you both stood still to see if she woke anyone up but Ron just snored louder.

“Was it good?”

“yes it was really good. I even took my shirt off I’m so embarrassed”

“Noo don’t be, if he didn’t stop you he probably liked it.”

“Yeah but I think Enid heard us” you said

“You think? I mean I think she likes him to be honest”

“No yeah, I love her but I think so too”

“Yeah i love her obviously, but he kissed you so she’s gonna have to get over it.” Jennie yawned

“Yeah.. anyways let’s go to bed. We’re tired”

“Okay goodnight”

“goodnight”

Jennie fell asleep fast but you were still up thinking.

You looked over at Carl sleeping peacefully. You don’t know why but you wanted so badly to be right next to him.

pt2?

A/N!!

Sorry i got tired at the end cause it’s my bedtime

hope someone liked this!

[exchangestudentnova]

Veluriyam Mirage

Features: Yandere! Kaeya Alberich and KoF Knight! Willing! Afab! Reader

Content: NSFW/smut, initially dubcon, praise kink, slight breath play, slight bondage, slight knife kink, voice kink

Term of endearment used for the reader: Dear, pretty girl, sweet thing

"Will you go with me? Mom told me to invite my friends as well!" The way Klee came up to you to join her to visit a domain was so cute! She said she's going to meet a friend of her mom's, but all the way to Sumeru? The thought made you a bit concerned about her safety, so you decided to join her. Then again who are you to say no to a bit of a relax time?

So now you're here in this place called the Bottleland along with Ms. Eula, Klee, The Honorary Knight and Sir Kaeya. Or just Kaeya as he instructed you to call him so. There were other people as well an Inazuman war general and a Sumeru's forest ranger trainee.

But your eyes couldn't help but fall on the Cavalry Captain. You have such a big crush on him ever since the day you saw him on the opening ceremony inviting the new Knights in the Knights of Favonius. He's well loved by almost everyone in Mondstadt so it's no surprise you feel a bit flustered by his presence as well.

The Mascot, or the caretaker called Idiya asked for everyone's help in fixing the Bottleland back to how it was normally, by collecting all the parts to restore the main mechanism. It was a long but fun journey as you were getting along with everyone and at last! the domain was restored!

"Please enjoy your stay in Bottleland" Idiya announced.

Klee left with the Honorary Knight and Kokomi while Eula and Collei went for some dance sessions. Which left you and Kaeya together. "Are you free at the moment?" his silky smooth sound vibrates in your ears like a melody. "N-no I'm not. Why do you ask?" "If you're free then I'll like you to come with me"

Kaeya takes you to a huge, colourful pavilion that you remember visiting before as here you found Eula's relative. "We're here again?" you question as Kaeya ushers you inside.

It was dimly lit as compared to before, with only the light at the top illuminating the entire space. You walk up to the center of the stage as Kaeya followed you. With a tap on your shoulder, you turn around to ask-

*mh*

Kaeya takes your lips and seals them with his in a fiery kiss. You stumble back, not expecting him to start such an action. He secures you with a firm hand on your waist, while he pushes stray hair from your face with the other. The two of you only part when the dizziness from the lack of oxygen hit you. "Kaeya what is the meaning of this?" "Oh don't look at me like that. Did you really think I won't notice the way you eye me up and down? They way you bit your lip when you think I'm not looking? The way you get wet when I speak- he leans down, breath hitting your ears- this close to you?"

You open your mouth to speak but one of his hands already starts cupping your underwear, while the other wraps around your neck, putting pressure enough to decrease the oxygen going in your brain. "Now you'll only talk when I tell you to talk okay pretty girl?" you barely manage a nod as he pushes your underwear aside, collecting your arousal in the tip of his finger running along your slit. He licks his finger while his eyes close in appreciation of your taste.

He pushes you from your neck, forcing you to move backwards. Soon your back hits a slender pillar, most likely used as a prop. The hand around your neck lowers you on your knees, sliding your back on the wooden pillar.

"Won't you undress for me pretty girl?"

You quickly remove your clothing, leaving youself in your underwear.

"Wait here" he instructs as he vanishes in the darkness.

He returns with a decorative ribbon. "Your wrist sweet thing". He ties both your wrists togther behind the pillar, now you cannot escape at all.

He steps back, biting his lips at the beauty in front of him, looking cute tied up at his mercy.

He removes the dragger from his back, running the blunt side along your collarbone, your abdomen and your inner thighs. You hiss at the contact with the cool metal, the sensation heating up your body more amd more. Finally he turns to the sharp side, cutting your underwear, leaving you exposed. Your breasts release with a bounce, rushing all of Kaeya's blood in his pants. He cirlcles your nipples with the blunt edge of the dragger, eventually tossing it aside and taking them in his mouth, one by one. You squirm from the texture of his wet tongue, his hands undoing his pant.

"Is it okay for us to do it here?" You ask hesitantly. Kaeya looks at you with his lust filled eyes. "Of course sweet thing, it's the perfect place I say. No one is here to listen to your moans and scream, so be as loud as you want hm?" He's now rubbing his cock up and down your pussy, arousal gathering at the tip. He pushes it in, your mouth letting out a small squeak in answer.

Once he's fully in, his hips move at a steady speed, hands grabbing your waist tightly and your tongues dancing to create a saliva bridge from his lips to yours. You lock your legs around his waist, a knot in your abdomen forming at a fast rate.

He speeds up, chasing his own release. His hand findd your clit and starts to rub it, sending extra waves of pleasure through your body.

"Gonna cum for me hm? Gonna be my good girl?" you can't even recognise your voice, running hoarse due to all the screaming "Yes I'm your good girl! Gonna cum.." you're almost there, just a little bit more..

"Cum then sweet thing"

His voice was just the thing you needed as your body starts to convulse, your orgasm comes in waves, his own just seconds after yours.

The two of you catch your breath, his forehead pressed against yours. He unties your wrists and helps you dress up. Both of you make your way out together, hand in hand, rushing to reach back quickly before someone comes looking for you two.

[hxhhasmysoul]

For ships: ItaFushi, Higuruma/Kusakabe, Sukuna/Kashimo

ItaFushi

it's complicated

What made you lose interest in shipping it actively?

I think there is a lot material in canon to get this ship going, especially from Megumi's side. The problem is I don't like canon Megumi much, I actively dislike fanon Megumi. And this ship tag is overwhelmingly fanon melancholic emo boy Megumi POV with Yuuji as his manic pixie dream himbo. And it actually drives me up the fucking wall. Or even worse, some of them write Yuuji as a selfish asshole jock?! Stumbling on a few of those really made me disinterested in even trying to look for the good stuff in that tag.

What would make you reconcile with this ship?

If at least like 30% of the writers actually put any effort into Yuuji's characterisation and at the same time wrote Megumi like he is in canon. He is very unpleasant in canon but that could make for an interesting dynamic. Also less Gojou as Megumi's loving caretaker would be great because that is not canon at all, I kinda can stomach Touji trying not to be a deadbeat dad in an AU but the Gojou thing is a slap in Megumi's face, and especially Tsumiki's if she's a part of the story. Oh, and what @yuujispinkhair actually mentioned today in a reply to an ask. This ship is much more tolerable when it's top!Megumi. Top!Yuuji is usually basically where the manic pixie dream himbo shit goes.

Do you have anything positive to say about it?

It's not all bad, there are a few really good fics there, it's just that sifting through the aggravating stuff takes a lot of time and I usually just feel like it. The art can be cute too.

Higuruma/Kusakabe

hmm? not really

Why don’t you ship it?

I don't really respect Kusakabe, he's kinda spineless. He did everything to do nothing during Shibuya. And then blamed Yuuji for Sukuna's crimes... And Higuruma is a very principled guy, one who was broken and disillusioned by the world but meeting Yuuji made him find himself again.

What would have made you like it?

Idk, actual growth on Kusakabe's part? Higuruma showing any interest in Kusakabe? Them having some interesting interaction?

Despite not shipping it, do you have anything positive to say about it?

Some people draw nice art of it.

Sukuna/Kashimo

seriously no, as crack it could work

What could make you ship it?

I find the Sukuna groupies funny.

What could you like about the ship?

And all of them could work as one-sided crushes, though when it comes to Yorozu, I'd actually be more interested in her getting over her crush and falling for Uro or Angel, or even some other guy. Like they all very strongly project their issues onto Sukuna, it's a very selfish kind of love they offer, one that really doesn't care for his opinion and he's very valid in having no interest in that.

In an AU setting where there's no fighting, Sukuna could sleep with his groupies instead of the fights. Or have like fan meetings? Or something else where they could try to catch his interest. And maybe succeed for a brief moment.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

I'm honestly surprised this ship isn't more popular here considering how popular Kashimo is. Or their ship with Hakari. I guess their fight with Sukuna wasn't interesting enough, and Sukuna dismissing them didn't get the fan imagination going. Maybe it's more popular on other social media.

[goldemas1244]

You all must've been wondering where I've been, eh? Well look no further than character designing!

Tagging the wifey and creator of Dylan @kikiwooo , bestie @humanthatlikestuff , bestie @gremlinthatdevourscontent .

Here's Kastiya Mas, best known as KM! He's Zhask's son, and is a skilled self-trained archer and alchemist (this one comes from mom).

A little about the smol bean: READMORE

Name: Kastiya Mas

His name means 'Luck of Kastiya'. Kastiya was the planet he was named after. Various interpretations of the name can be found if you asked its inhabitants before the planet blew up, including 'Home', 'Protection', 'Prosperity', and 'Source of Power'. He is Zhask's greatest achievement.

Alias: Green Reaper, pufferfish (and many other nicknames) (by Dylan), son (by Zhask), little one (by Rista)

Age: In the above image, 16.

I have many different designs for him, each featuring a different insect as a base. For his current age as shown, his base is a Malaysian giant click beetle mixed with various other cute beetles I've found.

Occupation: Assassin, Informant, Weaver, Street Performer

He began working for Rista at the young age of nine, soon after he ran away from the Eruditio due to constant bullying on him and his previous caretaker. While he was working for Rista, his current caretaker, he became her informant due to how small and talented he was. She learned his squeaks so their messages were naturally encoded. He also worked to clean the carriage and give Erebus headpats.

As an assassin, he uses his bow and arrows, sometimes using a butterfly knife for close-quarters combat. His victims have never been found, only their eyeballs. He usually takes them home to store and eat.

He has never been caught, and will never be caught. He is unregistered in any database. His victims are on missing persons lists and he beams with pride whenever he sees the notice boards grow. He does not discriminate between men, women, children, either-ors, neither-nors, or animals. He is a threat. Don't bother locking your doors, don't bother with guns or bats. He will find you. He will kill you. And he will devour you raw.

Weaving is more of his hobby than anything. He sells off his handmade clothes for a fair price, affordable even to the poor. He weaves many things, including tapestries, clothes, carpets, and curtains. It's a lucrative business, and he can't help but keep it going.

He is also a street performer when he's not weaving. His voice sounds like a youthful trail mix. He wields a keytar, and his keys are secretly daggers.

Special powers: Implosion and Explosion

First discovered during a board meeting Zhask had with fellow informants, diplomats, and advisors. He was chewing on a salt cookie when his powers arose. He imploded the entire room, crushing anyone unlucky enough to be within the radius and turning their insides out quite gorily, and exploded them back out. There were only three survivors, Zhask, his wife, and baby Kastiya's maid. All of them thankfully on the other side of the table when it happened.

Zhask thought much of his power due to such a risk (after all, such power could kill him) but the moment he started crying and squeaking he just couldn't bear to. He picked him up, dusted off the shrapnel and blood, and gave him a nuzzle. And no more salt. Only sodium supplements.

After some research he learned that this was an ancient power that formed this planet. It was a power held by their ancestors who shaped mountains and rivers and caverns. A special son was born, and he couldn't pass out on this opportunity. There was a reason his name was Kastiya. Initially for honour, now he bore history.

He would not control this power until he turns 17, with Dylan's (his boyfriend) help. It would further be expanded upon by Zhask and completed at the age of 22.

He pulls in carbon based lifeforms and metals. He's like Magneto, if Magento also pulls in people and twists their guts inside out.

Flaws: Lack of outer exoskeletal plating, learned to read at 16 with Dylan's help, learned to count at 15 when his assassination payments felt off.

As a child he used to be a prodigy, having learned to read and count at the very young age of thirty-six months. Sadly, those were Kastiyan numbers and letters, and communication was squeaking so he did roughly in Eruditian schools. He avoided writing, reading, and counting altogether due to trauma-related incidents and he mostly did his work on pattern recognition and memorization. He can talk but he's illiterate until taught.

Due to his lack of an outer exoskeleton, he would be considered disabled by fellow Kastiyans since their definition of disabled is based on environmental survivability and sustainability. KM is more prone to severe injuries, illnesses, and above all, a really bad back.

History:

Hatched from an egg. Molted into a toddler-shaped Kastiyan at 6 months old. Learned to read and count at 1½ years old. Began learning princely duties at 5 years old. Kastiya exploded at 8 years old.

Spent six months in the Eruditio, and ran away from home aftere severe neglect, bullying, abuse, and overall general displeasure. Came to Rista's carriage and worked for her. Worked as a back-and-forth informant until 20 years old.

Killed his previous caretaker after an accident at the age of 16. He was talking with one of KM's victims and left the room. Soon after, KM took the shot. The arrow went in through an open window and he died. His caretaker came in for an item he left behind and saw the scene, reporting it to the authorities immediately. KM swooped in to claim the body unnoticed after he left the scene to call for help.

Returned to his distressed caretaker's home to apologise, but after receiving death threats he killed him with his bare hands. Couldn't bear to eat him, so just left him there.

Molted into juvenile at 13 years old. Began weaving at 13 years old. Began assassinating at 15 years old. Fell in love at 16 with a dolphin prince, Dylan. Met with Zhask at the age of 17. Learned how to count at the age of 15. Learned how to read at 16. Learned how to control power from 17 to 22. Adulthood molt at 21. Laid an egg at 24. Named her Carrie (wifey we'll talk about her later).

Lost his virginity on his 18th birthday. Thanks Dylan!

Armour:

Coloured in such a way for light-based eyestrain and camouflage. Strategic armour wearing protects internal exoskeleton and regulates body temperature. UwU mask claimed as a 'gift' from one of his victims.

Chainmail skirt because he's a femboy. Also owns a pair of pink bunny headphones.

Wing pattern:

Kastiyan Royal Insignia.

Initially a doodle by Zhask in the margins of his schoolwork, he pranked his people on his 34th birthday by announcing the change to the royal insignia. Expecting to reveal the truth that it was a prank by sundown, he was shocked to see the people adopting it, tolerating it, being very accepting of it. So after a hilariously hysterical board meeting it was changed to symbolise Zhask's his power and success.

Happy birthday, dad!

A year later, KM was born, and as soon as he hatched from an egg, he funnily enough had the insignia birthmarked onto his back. An obvious way of saying "PROPERTY OF ZHASK DO NOT TOUCH OR YOU DIE".

After a toddler molt, it appeared on the underside of his wings. In his juvenile molt, it appeared on the outside of his wings, and assisted in Zhask's recognition of him the first time they met. It's as if it knew they would reunite.

Insignia disappeared in adulthood. After an illness leaving him in critical condition (Cordyceps), Zhask had to dissect him and found out that the insignia was inside his body all this time. AS THE ORGAN PLACEMENT.

I SHIT YOU NOT HIS ORGANS WERE ARRANGED EXACTLY LIKE THE INSIGNIA.

To honour his survival and this newfound discovery,he had it succubus/incubus-tattooed onto his lower stomach, courtesy of Alice.

Visualization:

Also visible: The similarities between the design and Zhask's own physical form.

(The X represents the peeny. He's 4 inches long, and maintained that in adulthood.)

Libido: High.

What did you expect? I'm horny as fuck~

If it weren't for his trauma, he'd be a whore instead of an assassin. Let that sink in.

In-game:

Skill 1: Explosive arrows. Damages targets in a small range.

Skill 2: Potions. Like Luo Yi, potions that will be thrown will be shown. One of three in a medium range. Healing, Damage, Stun.

Skill 3: Keytar. KM pulls out his keytar and shoots out his dagger-keys. Has a timer and an attack limit like Yve's ultimate. Medium range.

Ultimate: KM ingests salt (ultimate loading animation like Zhask) and implodes, pulling in all enemies and enemy minions, damaging them and leaving them in an airborne state. Will explode them out in various locations, also dealing damage and leaving them stunned. Ultimate can be used multiple times within 10 seconds, but damage decreases with each usage so make the first implosion count!

Recall animation: Gay hand flip.

Trivia:

Has a black cat named Michael. It can stand on two legs.

Has a pair of pink fluffy bunny-eared headphones.

Talks with a hint of a squeak, like Valentino from Hazbin Hotel.

Voice claim: Um. Me. But if I took testosterone (not that I would, I have enough of it).

Singing voice claim: Get Scared lead singer, Brandon Urie (if he tries hard enough), Michael Crawford (on rare occasions).

Adult voice claim: Ru Paul.

Adult singing voice claim: Shit there's a lot of them, he's an expert at mimicry. Notable ones include Stolas from Helluva Boss, Us the Duo (the sexy guy), Will Wood, Simon Curtis.

Kinks: Where do I start.

NOT Kinks: Generally disgusting stuff. Ew.

Preferred kink: Overstimulation.

Lives in a haunted house in the woods. Had to ask Helcurt to keep them away. Uses his assassination money to renovate, albeit discreetly to avoid suspicion.

Favourite food is curry noodles and eggs. Favourite drink is mixed berries.

Self-loathes occasionally.

Slight OCD.

Anemic.

Needs a masseuse every fifteen days.

Birthday: 24th March.

Zodiac: Aries.

Personality: A bitch, but the most loveable bitch you'll ever meet in your life.

Is gay and slay.

[calliethetrekkie]

Star Trek TOS S01E17: Shore Leave

Original Thoughts

"…okay I knew from fandom osmosis that ST got weird at times, especially in Season 3… but WHAT DID I JUST WATCH?! That was… weird. Not necessarily bad, but weeeeird. I guess it was an attempt to be more comedic and considering that they look like they filmed in a park, save budget. I really can’t give an opinion on this one because I honestly cannot figure out what my opinion is for this one. It’s bizarre but harmless and I’m having a hard time deciding if I liked it or not. Spock more or less tricking Kirk into shore leave was funny though and the idea of a planet that essentially creates your daydreams is interesting, haha. The fist-fight at the end was also fun, so there are some enjoyable aspects if the bizarreness turns you off."

Rewatch Thoughts

Why was past me so anti-fun?! This episode is great!

Ah man, where do I even begin with this one? This episode is ridiculous and cheap... and I love it! You can tell that they filmed most of this in some local park and outright stuck someone in a cheap bunny costume. Yet it doesn't distract from the experience at all, if anything it adds to the bizarreness of it all. It's a chance to let everyone be stupid for a little while and sometimes you need those kinds of episodes. You need to be silly and fun and let the audience have fun too. I kind of feel like we've forgotten that as of late and it needs to change.

As I have gone in production order for this watch, I think that this was well-timed for me. We've had several serious, dramatic episodes in a row such as Conscience of the King, Galileo Seven, and two court martial episodes (well three since The Menagerie is a two-parter). I was kind of glad to get back around to this one when I did. The rabbit, Finnegan, and all the other crazy illusions that pop up make the episode pure chaos. And to think all of this could have been avoided if the planet inhabitants had just left a freakin' sign up or something.

Kirk is an absolute delight here. The guy is stressed and overworked, all of which he brought onto himself but doesn't want a break. Why? Because the Enterprise is full of workaholics. The scene where Spock tricks Kirk into ordering himself to take Shore Leave is one of the freakin' greatest Trek scenes ever. There is NO WAY that I can ever be convinced that Spock and McCoy did NOT plan on pulling this stunt. McCoy knows that Kirk is a stubborn ass and likely wouldn't listen to him, so giving Spock his log entry and Spock baiting Kirk into giving himself the order? Perfection.

Not that Kirk gets a relaxing time... well for the most part. The guy gets annoyed by an old Academy bully (twice), his best friend gets 'killed', and one bad illusion pops up after the other. Even when he's on break he can't catch a break. At least he gets to imagine an old crush of his cause he gets distracted by flowers? Hooray? Okay, that was kinda cute how he was all 'where the Hell is Sulu... oh hey, a flower!'. Never change Jim. Plus he gets to beat the shit out of Finnegan and get his shirt ripped... again. IDK why he even bothers with a shirt, it's just gonna get ripped to shreds.

Though as much as I love Jim here, McCoy is the highlight for me. Yes I realize that this being me that's not saying much, but every scene of his is pure gold. There's the whole Alice in Wonderland scene, then him calling Jim to tell him that he's possibly lost his mind ever so calmly. His flirting with Barrows is cute as is him encouraging her to play princess if she wants to. IDK, he's just kind of endearingly adorable in this one? Mind you he also seemed to have forgotten his brain cells considering he decided to not get out of the way of the knight and got stabbed for his troubles. I blame the rabbit, it broke his brain. But yeah he's so lucky the caretaker managed to fix him. Look, we often see McCoy all grumpy and dealing with everyone's problems, seeing him all relaxed is a nice change of pace!

Not much to say about Spock outside the 'trick Kirk into Shore Leave' scene. I kind of wish we had Jim and Bones yank him into it with them cause Vulcan or not he needs to have at least one. But I supposed that wasn't meant to be. I almost feel like he could have been kept on the ship the whole episode and it wouldn't have really hanged much, but I guess since Nimoy has a Starring credit and is the popular one they gotta include him. Also at the end when the Chorus Girl goes up to him and he seems to have no idea how to react, poor guy. No wonder he prefers to stay on the ship XD

There are so many good moments. Sulu and his glee for guns, Barrows in the princess dress, McCoy and Barrows flirting, it's 40 minutes of ridiculousness and I love it. It's nice to see these characters able to let loose and have fun since thus far it's not a side we've gotten to see much of... well at least by choice. We even got a bit of a feelsy scene when McCoy got 'killed'. Kirk looks like he's on the verge of crying and sounds about ready to beat the shit out of the caretaker until McCoy pops back up alive and well. Even Spock is at a loss and this is around the time that their relationship becomes more argumentative. But that scene aside it's a fun episode.

So a planet where whatever you think of can be created... why did anyone think that this was a good idea? Why did no one think of having a sign or a greeter or something to inform anyone who showed up how the planet worked? Why did they wait so long to clear everything up? Did no one think 'hey maybe this is a bad idea since someone could think up so and so and get someone hurt or worst'. IDC if they have machines that can bring someone back from the verge of death, that won't do shit if someone is legit dead (I refuse to believe that McCoy was dead-dead, none of these people checked his pulse properly and I'll die on that hill.). I have SO many questions on why NO ONE thought through any of this. Maybe the Enterprise crew ended up being the trial run... that's not a bad theory actually. That is now my headcanon!

Not sure if Kirk letting everyone go on the planet was a wise move at the end, but ah well. He gets to have his time with his old crush and actually gets the break that Spock and McCoy wanted him to take. Kind of nice to see him all relaxed considering how tense he was at the start. OH the massage scene! How could I forget the massage scene at the start? Now most everyone knows I'm not a Spirk shipper... but that scene and a few during the climax sure have plenty fo context even I can't ignore haha.

Wow, kind of surprised I managed to make the review this long. I figured I wouldn't have a lot to talk about given the nature of the episode... and I was wrong. But this episode is plain fun. The first time I watched it, I think that I was so taken aback despite knowing that this was one of the weirder episodes that I was unsure of how to feel. Three years later, I can now safely say that it was a delight! The characters are fantastic, the plot is chaotic in the best way, and the cheapness only adds to the fun. You don't always need fancy sets or a million-dollar budget to make a good episode, and this is a really good example of saving on budget but still making something enjoyable. It's not my favorite cause I like me my feelsy plots, but I still had a fun time revisiting this. I highly recommend this one especially if you need something to lift your spirits, it sure lifted mine~

Original Rating: 2.5/5 Rewatch Rating: 7/10

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[launching-a-thousand-ships]

Kurt Glee Rewatch: Home

Burt and Carol are such a wholesome couple. Prob the healthiest on the show lol.

These two are iconic. I also love how Kurt adds the armband bc even in a uniform, he needs to personalize it somehow.

He’s so supportive of Mercedes here... sadly not as much rest of the ep.

But also his expression at being told he has hips like a pear... awe. He’s so tiny though.

Cowboy wallpaper... *Kurt shudders*

Also, seems like ages since the Finn crush was a plot. And wow, Kurt going strong. 

Can I just say how happy I am they’ve started styling his hair? The bangs were cute, but like. This looks much better.

And yikes, Kurt... Mercedes is doing the right thing here, she’s having a very healthy lunch! And Kurt took the criticism so seriously like omg can he please eat real food. I get that he’s happy to not be bullied for once but like. Babe pls.

All Kurtcedes fights are in the cafeteria, apparently.

“Act as translator” Kurt, I thought you were doing well in your classes.

I love how protective he is of Burt. He really stepped into the caretaker role and even when their relationship was more strained, they both love each other and protect each other and I love it.

“Fate brought them together” gee Kurt, when did you change your name. I find it hilarious that this was all his scheme but it resulted in Burt and Carol being so besotted with each other. Who knew they could bond beyond just having dead spouses?

I am curious wtf Kurt’s plan was here. Like, did he think he’d get to spend more time with Finn but then Burt and Carol would break up? Was he hoping they’d get married?? This is such dumb teen boy logic. And I’m really not having the whole ‘predatory gay’ stereotype bc we don’t need to see that

He is very intense here. Like Kurt. Finn is clearly not comfortable here. and omg when he refers to Burt and Carol as ‘Mom and Dad’ like sweetie. No.

Again, Kurt is way too much here but omg the way he looks at Finn and then Puck mouths ‘Are you gay’ and I can’t stop laughing. 

But I do like how he sings the song, much smoother than Defying Gravity. ANd Mercedes is smiling at him and Brittana cuddle bc they like the song too, v sweet.

Not my fav Kurt song? But it’s nice. And I do like Kurt’s singing better than Finn’s. I find in general Finn does well at the upbeat/rock songs, but not a fan of the more ballad style.

Kurt’s crying at the end, he’s legit so in love. It’s also probably hard that he has just... no one to really talk to about it? We never see him discuss it with anyone. His dad is not ready for that kind of talk. And with the girls him being gay is fun for them bc he can talk about fashion etc, but lowkey him being gay is rarely about him liking boys? I mean, everyone knew bc of his clothes etc, he has never shown interest in an actual boy before. Him having feelings might break the illusion of the girls seeing him more as an accessory. 

I do wish he could talk about it with Mercedes though. She’d be a good voice of reason, and him having some sort of outlet could be helpful so he might be less intense around Finn.

I do appreciate that as soon as Finn is a threat to his dad, crush is on the backburner bc *Danger Danger Danger*

And you know it’s not intended as an insult, but how Burt brushes Kurt off and is so excited to talk sports. And you can see it on Carol’s face, that she spots it too and has sympathy for Kurt, while also happy for finn to have a fatherly presence. Ugh, this whole family dynamic, all 4 of them, best writing in the show.

Every Kurt and Burt scene is just a masterpiece. Kurt being passive aggressive, but Burt will call him out, try to talk it out.

And I love how you can see here that Burt is still in his beginning phases. ugh when he says “guy talk” and Kurt is just “I’m a guy” my heartt. Bc he is a guy but he’s a different type of guy and bc of that everyone treats him differently and just.

Burt is trying so hard, but he still makes these mistakes. And even though he accepts his son, he still has that ‘let’s just each do our own thing’ mentality.

But I am glad he does call Kurt out, asks why he fixed him out with Carol. Bc Kurt was being selfish about it, setting them up to get close to Finn, and now backtracking bc he feels like he’s losing his dad.

Bc his dad always comes first and just. Kurt s1 is so flawed bc he’s such an angsty/dumb teen and it makes him such a real character and fascinating to watch. Plus, his heart stays int he right place

Crush aside, s1 had some of the best Finn and Kurt interactions. I love how Finn knew right away that Kurt was hurt by Finn bonding with Burt. And Kurt isn’t even offended here by Finn not wanting to live with him bc right now his dad is his priority.

I’m so glad the whole ‘let’s break up our parents’ didn’t turn into a drawn out scheme. They quickly see how happy their parents are and accept that they’re together.

Bc different eps focus on different characters, I like how a lot of plots are wrapped up within the ep. The show has character arcs etc throughout, but I find I’m not a fan of certain plotlines going on for way too long. Like the fake baby, or Puck being the father, ugh or the student election. Those all had me like ‘just get on with it’ whereas character arcs, like kurt and his dad, the mercedes/troubletones, etc are much more interesting.

Aww I love them. And Kurt immediately says “I was wrong” and owns up to his mistake, yay.

So glad Mercedes got another song, but oof I want more of both of them performing with the cheerios! Only a few eps left of them on the team... And!! Apparently they cut a song from the ep?? Kurtcedes and the Cheerios were supposed to do Fergalicious (there are some pics of behind the scenes) and the fact that we missed out on that actively angers me.

K but first off, they’re at Finn’s house? Why was Kurt there? Was he visiting Carol? Did he just walk by?? I need answers bc it’s lowkey creepy lol

At least Finn has learned how Burt is legit the best dad and is happy to hang with him. And it’s well done, how Finn’s part is pretty wrapped up, but there’s still Kurt on the outside, bc it’s not all perfect yet.

I’ll say it every time. The best Glee writing went to this family dynamic. Mainly Burt and Kurt, but really the 4 of them together. I love it.

[cryingatships]

I've watched till ep 4 of Love Tractor and omg What Is This?? I can't believe I waited this long to watch it. mg Love Tractor, baby, ily ily ily.

This is so silly yet gosh-

It's like 3 am and I'm cackling madly in my room. Pretty sure my cat is convinced I've finally gone bonkers. (she's giving me a look of concern and annoyance cause I woke her up lmao)

So, ep 1. If I hadn't seen some spoilers on tumblr and knew for a Fact that this is a ql show, I'd be Sure that the Guy Who Came Up At Night was a killer. (Also, when are we getting a murder mystery/thriller ql from Korea? With explicit queerness this time? I'm looking at you Mouse, Beyond Evil.) And the cinematography!! Is!! Beautiful!! Is it gonna be same for the rest of the show?

Guy goes to live alone in a remote countryside where his car breaks down on rainy night. A suspicious stranger comes to help him. Weird chains (mind automatically goes to VegasPete). A cute dog (first victim?).

Except this is a bl, unless?

Ep 2. Prickly city guy feels Deeply Uncomfortable upon learning that friendly people aren't fictional unicorns, they exist. Also dude, just drop the honorifics. Yechan is begging you. (Is Yechan's mum trying to set him up for a date????) The GOAT.

I have an urge to drop out of uni and run away to the countryside too. Except every single of my relatives were born and brought up in the city. Pain. Should I just go poking my frnds??

Ep 3. We Learn Empathy and Love. (Don't waste that drinkkk. Side note- is that drink korean rice wine??) Joohee my darling. Yul isn't wrong per se but he needs to learn to be Less Prickly. Why did he faint tho? How medically accurate is this? (not that I'm desperate for medica accuracy in my bls, hell, they can have wings n stuff and I'd be ok, but it'd be nice to know)

Also I want that jam. Looks so yummm. I wanna run to the country noww. (Except it's monsoon in here and everything is so. muddy.)

Why does everything in this show look so delish? I just had dinner and yet-

Ep 4. OMG.

Nagging parent vibes but instead of parent make it ppl-who-have-an-unacknowledged-crush. WHAT IS THAT YECHAN. I know he's a caretaker through and through—he takes care of Everyone in the community as well as visitors, but let me scream ok. (My cat just left the room Too annoyed lmao)

Just Stay Still.

My mind is a horrible, horrible place. I blame years of readings fics

in my defence, I think SeonYul is also thinking. Things.

Blow your nose

I'm dead.

Trying To Cut Your Hair (and making you look like a clown on purpose) vibes. Except Yechan does it in good faith. And SeonYul doesn't look like the clown. He looks very resigned tho. Suffering.

Do You want me to brush your teeth.

No, Yechan, i don't think he wants to. Also Yechan.... too kind.

The people at the beds next to them tho. I'd be thriving on the drama if it was me in that ward XD

Yechan needs to be protected at all costs. No one hurt him or you're gonna catch this hands. (Looking at you, SeonYul)

Ok, no, SeonYul is out of danger for now. Such a soft moment ueueueue

SeonYul's walls are high af. I'm blaming the father for now, but let's see.

Gonna end it here cause I *do* need to sleep. What a pity that I'm not a vampire :')

[spideywhites]

Thank you so much for the new chapter! I’m in exam period rn so this was a very welcome reprieve lol, I kid u not I reread the chapter at least a few times. I’ve also never properly commented on a chapter before so I’m a bit shy and was tempted to send this anonymously haha

Word vomit of lengthy thoughts on the new chapter:

Natsu training Sasuke!! I’m curious to see how their relationship will develop, now that Sasuke’s perspective of Natsu has changed from ‘reliable brother figure’ to ‘reliable brother figure + teacher + goal + caretaker’ of sorts. Knowing Sasuke’s character in the anime, this probably marks the start of an intense rivalry that’s likely one-sided on his part for a long time..

I’m also curious how Natsu’s ‘mentor’ relationship with Sasuke will affect the canon rivalry between Sasuke and Naruto. Perhaps this will also affect Natsu’s relationship with Naruto somehow? With Naruto maybe wondering why his beloved bro is teaching both his friends but not him

It’s sad to see Natsu finding it hard to face Sasuke, being reminded of all the angst with Shisui and Itachi. They’re all so precious 😭

Also… the bamboo chain necklace!!

Hinata standing up for her friends (and herself)! I love their little trio, but seeing them interact with Natsu on the side also drives home the fact that Shisui and Itachi are gone… also the line abt Natsu still being reluctant to return to any empty apartment… 😭😭 Eagerly awaiting Natsu interacting with more of Konoha 12! And having ppl to talk to! And eventually have a heart-to-heart with!

Natsu avoiding using Shisui’s tanto bc he doesn’t feel worthy of it yet, him telling Shisui not to linger bc he’s afraid Shisui will see what type of person he becomes.. or what Konoha makes of him.. my heartt ❤️‍🩹

More Itachi/Natsume parallels… really driving in the angst rip

Ino and her cute crush on Natsu!! “None of to ur business!” and running away, aww. The start of ppl crushing on Natsu and him being entirely oblivious, it seems. I’m curious as to whether Ino’s initial shock at seeing Natsu is bc of his striking appearance / she knows he’s the ‘demon child’ of Konoha / maybe she’s seen him around since Natsu’s been picking up Naruto?

Natsu finally learning the meaning behind the camellias 🥲

Natsu teaching Hinata fuuinjutsu and Hinata teaching him how to act like an heir… curious to see how this goes and them surprising ppl with it!!

Also, some random things I’m wondering regarding Natsu, Naruto and Sasuke living together:

Who does most of the cooking? I imagine Natsu taking the lead and making sure Naruto and Sasuke learn how to as well

Do they all sleep in the same bedroom and share 1 or 2 beds?

Naruto and Sasuke fighting over dinner and who gets which blanket… adorable kiddos

Anywho, love the new chapter sm! Also super excited for the new arc 😆😆

Happy to hear you enjoyed it, and good luck on your exams!!! (I do not miss that time period, lol) It’s super nice to hear all your thoughts, and I’m glad you shared! I honestly get so excited to see that people like my writing enough to really thinking about it. As for your questions:

1) Natsume does, in fact, handle most of the cooking. Naruto is actually learning rather well (with Natsume’s influence) but he can’t be trusted to cook things on a stove because he gets distracted too easily. Sasuke can make cereal. In the end, Natsume tries to cook huge portions to keep leftovers for as many days as possible because he can’t actually cook every night. Otherwise they end up getting takeout maybe a little too frequently…

2) There is still only one bedroom for now! It’s not going to last long with three growing boys, tbh… Naruto and Natsume have resumed sharing a bed, giving Sasuke the other one. Sometimes if Natsume feels too crowded, he’ll just sleep on the couch instead. Seems like a problem that needs to be solved soon… :)

Thanks again for reading!!! I’m looking forward to the new arc as well >:3c (and more of the Konoha 12 as well!)

[neoncherryblossom]

I have absolutely no clue what that’s about but the essay seems so?? Idk it tickles my attention 👀

I am so excited to see the toh ones when you're ready!!

HI!

Okay that one is very self indulgent for me. I have written one Poppy Playtime fic for fun where I parentified DogDay because dude, he was like the nicest person in the entire series, he just wanted us to be safe. He seems very dad coded. So this would be back when the Factory is still open and DogDay actually gets a nice adult caretaker who he becomes kinda smitten with but that's not the point of the fic. The point would be how all the Smiling Critters immediately hate this person- who doesn't know about DogDay's feelings- because look at how much DogDay talks about her and look at how much she's distracting our dad big brother! She's bad for him, how can he not see that! And DogDay is in the corner, trying and failing to ignore them, because he loves his siblings and the other toys but this is the one time he can feel normal and not like a 17 year old giant toy dog who is forced to parent a bunch of kids around his age, then he will gladly take that opportunity.

(And no, he wouldn't even get with this person in the end. It's a teenage crush on someone older than him, it's just meant to be cute stuff.)

“How’s the new caretaker?” Crafty whispered, and Bubba almost couldn’t believe how quickly DogDay perked up. “Oh you guys are gonna love her!” he gushed, his movements getting more and more excited. “We talked for so long last night, she’s super cool! Get this, she’s a tattoo artist-” “What are tattoos?” “-These super pretty permanent paint-sticker stuff on her arms! She was showing me the ones she had and talked about some other people had and guys, you will love her, she is actually the coolest!” “Cooler than me?” DogDay scoffed, rolling his eyes fondly. “Get over here you!” Bubba couldn't resist his smile as DogDay grabbed and lifted Kicken in the air, spinning around as the chicken let out a delighted scream. “Of course not! But I think even you’ll give her the stamp of coolness approval!”

If your found family love isn't even a little bit possesive, am I doing it right?

Thank you again for the ask! I plan to get The Owl House ones after I take a few days to just chill after the week I've had, so you have that to look forward too!

From this ask game.

[morefandomscenarios]

Childhood friends (pt1...?)

A/N: Wtf is this word vomit oh god look away people Childhood sweethearts to lovers will always be the bane of my existence sdkfjlsdf

Uhhh this is mostly platonic tho, no full-on romance cause they're kids, just a lil bit of crushing (if you squint). Might or might not continue this lol idk

Proofreading? What's that???

Luffy

Befriends you instantly because he thinks you're so cool and so fun to be around (you have no idea why, you just saw this boy for the first time today???)

You soon get used to him and his antics though.

He doesn't understand what's so fun when you're playing jump rope using his arm, but oh well you're having fun so he's having fun too!

And of course he asks you to join his pirate crew early on.

Shanks always teases the two of you because you "would make such a cute couple".

Before you know it you've fit so well into the role of his 'caretaker'.

And so whenever you come around Makino will always ask how Luffy is doing.

"How should I know??" "Well, aren't you two always together?"

He visits you regularly and tells you all the stories of his adventures with his two brothers.

A lot of times he sneaks down the mountains and not so secretly pulls you with him so you can tag along in his adventures.

Ace and Sabo warm up to you quickly, seeing how attached their youngest brother is to you.

You're the one he cries on when he worries about Ace's safety as the Grey Terminal burns, when he's devastated over Sabo's "death", and when Ace inevitably leaves on his own journey.

Following Ace's departure, you become his regular sparring partner, and even though you're not anywhere as strong as Ace or Sabo, at least you get to spend time with him a lot more now.

The two of you regularly monitor Ace's progress through newspapers and Luffy keeps telling you how looking forward he is to set sail.

Whenever he can't fall asleep, he's talking your ears off about the possible adventures out there in the open sea.

Dadan doesn't appreciate having to take care of one more brat but once she sees the way you handle Luffy so flawlessly, she keeps her complaints to a minimum.

Finally a brat who doesn't give her regular headaches.

When it's time for him to set sail, he does so with you on his side and he's never been so excited in his life.

Law

You said hello to him first, and regretted it immediately.

Who is this murderous looking boy and why is he glaring at you as if you've just killed his entire family?

Yeah, your first meeting doesn't leave a good first impression.

But you keep doing it out of politeness and curiosity, whenever you see him out and about.

And he never replies, just gives you a glare before continuing on his way.

You have no idea why he's being so... mean, when you're just trying to befriend the new boy who just appeared out of nowhere.

But then one day there's a fluffy white bear-person trailing behind him, and bear-guy returns your greeting when you greet murder-eyes.

You ended up befriending the cute bear, who then he tells you grumpy-cat' name.

The next day you meet them again, you greet him with his actual name.

And this time he surprisingly acknowledges you with a nod.

Oh? That's an improvement.

This becomes a regular occurrence. You'll meet them every day, walk around and talk with them for a while, then you'll go off and do your own things.

You think Law hates your presence because of how cold and snippy he is whenever you try talking to him, and that he tolerates you only because Bepo seems to like you.

But then, one day you didn't show up on time.

As you hurry towards the scene, you find the two actually waiting for you, on the spot where you would usually greet them and join them for a walk.

And much to your shock, it's Law who asks whether something happened.

Huh. Maybe he doesn't hate you as much as you thought.

From thereon, you don't break off from the two for almost the whole day.

None of them complains.

Soon enough you meet Shachi and Penguin, and you wonder if you need to change your name or appearance to some sort of animal that has affinity with the ocean, just to qualify hanging out with Law.

He just stares at you blankly when you propose this to him.

"Are you an idiot?"

The first time you see Law using his power, you're half scared and half amazed.

Bepo had eaten a whole fish and its bone had been stuck in his throat.

One second you're panicking, the next second Law mutters an incantation of some sort, enveloping the three of you in a transparent blue sphere, and now he's calmly cutting the polar bear's throat open.

You would've screamed and accused him for murder if you hadn't known how much Law treasures the bear mink.

Mouth open in amazement, you watch as he throws the problematic bone away and re-attaches Bepo's head.

"What was THAT??" "It's Captain's power!" "That's amazing!!"

You think you see Law blushing but you're convinced it must be a trick of lights because when you blink the usual constipated expression is back on his face.

It's safe to say that soon enough, you're calling Law your 'Captain' just like the others.

He never objects or corrects you in any way. Just rolls his eyes and looks away from you the first time you call him with the title.

Unbeknownst to you, he's willing himself to not blush.

Kid

Little shit Kid finds you when he's strolling about, bored out of his mind, and is drawn by the cool toys you have.

Proceeds to steal not-so-kindly tell you to hand them over so he can take a look.

He's awed at how original and nice they look, despite how some parts are wonky and mismatched - they're obviously handmade, and yet every single one of them fascinates him to no end.

Doesn't believe you at first when you proceed to tell him that you made them yourself.

Cue him inviting himself over to watch you make the little toys.

He's instantly enthralled.

You've just established yourself as the second favorite person in his list now. Congrats.

Gives you a few ideas of his own as you work. Tries his hand in the creation process himself. Falls in love with the activity.

Killer slowly joins the two of you when he finds out where Kid has been running off to. He's pleasantly surprised at how well you're handling the feral child his friend.

And then suddenly you find yourself having two extra companies everywhere you go.

They teach you to steal, run away from authorities chasing you, how to defend yourself and how to win against opponents way bigger and stronger than you.

Kid thinks you're kinda weak but pretty awesome. Killer is just glad he has an extra pair of eyes to watch over Kid.

Eventually they show you their 'secret hideout'... which is more like a tiny dilapidated shack built out of various materials they scraped off some garbage heap.

You fear that the whole thing will collapse while they're sleeping and decide to study more on building and construction to help them reinforce it.

When he decides to become a pirate, he doesn't ask you or Killer to become part of his crew. You just are. Period.

Literally, one day Kid just drags you to train with them, saying how you've got to be stronger since you're part of his pirate crew now.

He sulks whenever you deny hanging out with him (read: training with him and Killer) in favor of some 'stupid books'.

But the moment he discovers that you've been studying and is working on a blueprint for a ship - his ship - he's smiling from ear-to-ear.

"[name], the figurehead should be a dragon!! It'll be THE COOLEST SHIP!!!" "... That's so tacky."

Cue Kid smacking you across your head.

He keeps pestering you as you work, so you ended up adding it into the blueprint out of annoyance.

"A dragon SKULL figurehead? .... [name], you're the fucking best." "... You know that means we're gonna have to kill an actual dragon before we can actually build the ship?"

Ah yes, there's Killer, ever the voice of reason.

He does eventually slay "a creature that might have been a dragon but could just also be a sea king" but that's still a story in the future.

[noritoshiikamo]

Gojo pinning after childhood friend. She thinks he's kidding because of his flir/y personality. Finally he snapped after Geto and randos try flirting with her and he goes to the next step to show her how serious he is😏

Anonymous asked: Gojo bringing home his childhood friend from the bar. She's tipsy and accidentally tells him she's liked him since they were young. Oh, and he has a breeding kink😏

Stairwell

2/2 DRABBLES! ooff killing two birds with one stone because this two asks kinda are the same?? also gojo pin me down pls (18+ thread lightly, sexual content ahead, public sex, gojo thinking with his dick, drunk reader, gojo has breeding kink) UPDATE 17/3: check out the next part

“we can just wait.”

“i don’t want to wait, gojo, your lift is ass,” she hiccupped, grabbing the collar of his shirt as she leaded him to the stairs. she was a touchy drunk and gojo satoru likes to think with his dick. when she called him to pick her up at the club, he thought of joining. but seeing how wasted she’d gotten herself into, he just told her friends that he’s taking her home.

“are you satoru?” one of her friends asked as she helped him contained the girl safely in the car. gojo was laughing, she was grabbing his ass and he just wanted to safely close the door without crushing her fingers. “yeah, why?” he panted, wiping his forehead as he successfully buckled her in and close the door. not without tugging the child lock on.

“i can see it now,” he felt slightly uncomfortable with the way her friend was checking him out. “she talks about you. she always said if you weren’t such an ass, she would’ve date you.”

his brows shot up, a smirk appeared on his face, “really?”

“yeah, anyway,” the girl pulled out a card and slipped it in his pocket, “call me.” she winked before stalking back to club. he fished the card out; it was her business card of the same firms she working at with the drunken girl that was in his car. her name is sara and her number is unrecognizable because gojo had torn it into tiny pieces before heading into the driver's side. she was passed asleep, mouth opened with a small snore. he couldn’t miss the chance of a blackmail material as he pulled out his phone.

“say i have a crush on gojo!” he said cheerfully and took a couple pictures.

the thing is so was him.

gojo satoru has been holding on to her for years but he wasn’t sure that he wants to bring her into his messy family business. the first regret in his life. she came from a normal sorcerer family. hadn’t face too much pressure as he was as a gojo. they grew up together; her mother is his family’s estate caretaker. she was there every weekend and she had forced him to be her friends. they played tags and houses; she was his loving, doting wife who fed him the fishpond tea and a plate of dried leaves that he had never divorced.

should’ve work as a dibs. he has first dib on her. he wished people would’ve understand.

he kinda has the inkling that she might’ve liked him too, when they started jujutsu tech, but she denied it and went out with geto to prove it. he pressed the gas pedal, gripping on the steering wheel as the speedometer went up. it irked him because his best friend, geto knew that he liked her. the second regret in his life. he told him the cute little story of how they played houses and that 6 years old gojo satoru hasn’t divorced her yet and what did geto do? pinned her in the staircase, shoving his tongue down her throat waiting for gojo to walk in because they always hung out there to get away from principle yaga.

he slammed his hand on the steering wheel.

frustrated and devastated, he decided to forget about her and dated around, ghosting immediately after he spent the night, trying to push his thought of her away. but she lingered, tormenting his every second. it was always the same type of girl. they have nothing in common except for one thing; they all looked almost like her. but it didn’t feel the same.

even after years, he couldn’t spend every night wishing every girl he’s fucking is her. his third regret in his life.

“you’re driving too fast,” a voice invaded his thoughts. “did i wake you up?” he asked, glancing at the girl who’s yawning. the power nap helped sober her up a bit, but it didn’t help with the fact that her head was pounding. he felt his glasses sliding down, glaring at her as she slipped the glasses on. “the light is hurting my eyes,” she pouted as she leaned back and fell immediately back asleep. he felt her hand sneaking into his own, a stark contrast on the size between them as he managed to still hold on to the steering wheel and her hand.

she squeezed his hand gently. he calmed down; feet immediately eased off the gas.

“so, when you call me to ask to hang out, i didn’t expect it to be me babysitting you,”

he stated nonchalantly, hands in his pockets, her clutch under his arm as he trailed her up the stairs. she must be completely drunk out of her mind because the building has almost 20 levels and he lives at the top of the building. the last time he glanced at the exit door, it was floor 5. “you talked too loud, it’s hurting my head,” she groaned, covering her ears as her own voice echoed the area.

“oh, apologies princess, do you want me to whisper this loud?” he whispered, a genuine whisper as a grin grew on his face, “or this loud.” he proceeded to yell. she jumped in shocked, completely missed a step and she fell forward, knee first. she let out a cry and gojo almost felt sorry for her. almost because his eyes were completely glued to the fact that her tight black dress was hiked up enough for him to look at her lacy black panties. he quickly snapped out of it and rushed to her side.

“you fucking asshole!” she yelled, hitting his arm with her fist. her other hand was holding on to the other leg; despite the dim light, he could see a bruise forming on her knees. “this is why nobody fucking love you!” her words stung, despite it being a joke (he hoped) and he immediately grabbed her wrist.

“are you sure?”

“what?” she screeched.

“that nobody loves me,” he scooted closer, way too close for her comfort. she would move if she could but the pain in her knee halted her escape. his glasses that she wore hung low and she could see how dark his eyes looked as it bore down on her. it felt like a bucket of icy water dumped on her. her flight or fight instinct was tingly, but she couldn’t move. “are you sure?”

no more regrets, gojo thought, i’m not making any more mistakes.

“satoru,” her voice trembled, “i don’t know what you’re talking about.”

his fingers went up to gently brush the stray hair behind her ears. “i know that you like me. i was just wondering why you never tell me?” he asked so bluntly, fingers hooked under her chin as he forced her to look at him. he set the glasses aside. “why dated geto when you know you like me? you know how many girls i’ve fucked wishing they were you but when i opened my eyes, it was never you.” shudders travelled down her spine. she had never seen gojo like this. her lips trembled, both in fear and something she couldn’t explain. her back hit the wall; she’s now completely trapped.

“tell me, when you kissed geto, do you think of me?” he whispered, rubbing their nose together.

she couldn’t answer.

his palm rested on the back of her neck, the ticklish feeling had her looking up. “tell me,” his lips gently ghosted about her lips, “do you ever think of me at all?”

“sometimes,” she choked out.

she could feel his warm hand resting on her bare thigh. her conscious is going haywire. a part of her wants to slap him and leave, regret calling him while the other has been dreaming this moment since they were a kid. she had first dib on him when she served him the dumbass tea. but what did gojo do? he slept around acting like he’s the biggest shit in the world.

“fuck you, gojo,” she hissed, “you can’t blame me when it was you who can’t keep your dick in your pants.”

so, he kissed her, so roughly her head slammed against the wall. she whimpered, head trying to process everything. his lips against her, his hand gripping around her neck and the fact that she was getting wetter down south. “fuck you too,” he panted between kisses, “for ruining my life.” he hoisted her up.

her legs wrapped around his waist, lips never apart as he pushed her against the wall. she could feel his erection pressing on her burning crotch, his hand roughly pulling the strap of her dress, exposing her chest. his kisses trailed down to her neck while his hand palmed her breast. he thrusted against her, eliciting moans from the girl. “gojo-we can’t,” she whimpered, trying to push him off. clarity finally hit her; she was not about to be fucked in some shady crook of his penthouse building.

“you weren’t exactly complaining when geto pinned you,” he bit her neck.

“oh, fuck you gojo. it was 3-4 years ago.”

he grabbed her head and pushed her head against the wall. his soft blue eyes were feral and fuelled by jealousy, “i had you longer than that.”

she swallowed her saliva. his hand travelled lower; her breath hitched when a small smile grew on his face. she was soaking wet. she whimpered, biting the inner of her cheek as his index finger slowly slid up and down her slit.

“i can always stop,” she looked into his eyes, “just tell me to stop, and i will.”

first her slit, then his finger travelled to her swollen clit, circling it lazily, barely enough for her to get off. he leaned in and captured her lips, biting teasingly on her bottom lips. he sucked on it, tracing the tip of his tongue on it as he slowly pushed her entrance. she threw her head back, his name rolled on her tongue melodiously. he finally got her where he wanted; against him, fingers deep in her cunt.

“don’t stop,” she whined as another digit slipped in.

his thumb laid flat on her button, flickering the sensitive nub while his lips wrapped around the hardened bud. “does that feel good?” he asked as the third finger ghosted around the entrance, “beg for it.”

“plea-please-fuck­- please put the third finger in.”

his lips planted black and blue kisses on her chest, her neck until he was back up, looking down into her eyes. he smirked, “who would’ve thought your mouth could be so filthy. but who am i to deny?”

he smashed his lips onto her, swallowing her scream as she stretched around his third finger. he wanted to ease her in, make her cum before he could bury himself deep in her. her moans and whine were erratic as his fingers curled against her spongy wall. “close!” was all she could said as she shut her eyes. the orgasm washed over her had her seeing stars. she whined, her walls clutching on nothingness as he licked his fingers cleaned.

he was far from done.

he was kissing her, both pair of hands struggling to undo his belt and unbuttoned his jeans. he pushed the jeans down enough to release the painful boner out of its cage. she had always thought of him as the member of long schlong club. at least that what her mind thought of as she fingered herself to the thoughts of him. he was girthy, wide, definitely way more than enough; she wasn’t sure to thank him or not for stretching her out.

pre cum was slipping through the slit and the sight of it watered her mouth. maybe for another day as she watched him rubbing the tip against her wet slit. his white hair stuck to his forehead, looking erratically but he still looked pretty to him. “up,” he said, tapping her bruised leg, hooking his arm underneath her knee.

“are you okay?” he suddenly asked out of the blue.

“save the chit chat and just fuck me, satoru,” he let a laugh out.

“you’ve always been so eager,” he tapped the tip against her clit before realigning himself. “you’re always so slow with stuff.”

she retaliated, wishing she had not as he slowly stretched her out. she clutched on his shirt; curses escaped her lips as he completely filled her in. he could see the bulge where his cock sat. iron glad grip of his fingers dug into her thigh. his thrust started excruciatingly slow; the stretch still burned, and she was a whimpering mess in his arms. he kissed her cheeks, nuzzling his nose in her hair, inhaling her scent.

“shh, shh, i just want to make you feel so good,” he whispered into her ears, picking up the pace, “you want me to make you feel good, don’t you?” she nodded enthusiastically, eyes shut closed with nothing but satisfied moans out of her gaping mouth.

her fingers laced in his hair, gently tugging as he found his rhythm. the sound of their skins slapping echoed the stairwell accompanied by their moans. each thrust elicited an oh from her, her hips flexing to meet a better angle of his thrusts.

“do you know how long i want to do this?”

his palm met the flesh of her ass with a loud smack, “don’t think about settling for anyone else who can’t even make you feel even remotely half as good as how i’m making you feel right now,” he growled, nipping on her sensitive neck. she couldn’t even form a word; all choke up from every single thrusts. he squished her cheeks together, looking down on her, “i’m going to ruin you, just like how you ruined me, haunted me. you’re mine, y/n, only mine,” he threatened, jerking his hips forward. she nodded, drunk in pleasure.

“yes, yours. please,” she groaned.

“are you going to stay with me,” he cooed, tracing shapes on her flushed cheeks.

“i’ll do anything to make you stay. give you anything and everything,” he held on her face, looking desperately into her eyes, “i’ll renounce my position, marry you, give you a baby-oh,” he beamed at the way her eyes gleamed at the word baby.

“toru-”

a chuckle escaped his lips, “a baby huh? is that what takes to make you stay, sweatheart?” his hand pressed against her belly, “you’ll look good carrying our child, so full and round,” he sighed contently and the way his heart skipped a beat when she said yes. his head was spinning.

he continued his thrust, brushing against her abused wall as she felt a familiar knot building in her stomach. she whined; her overstimulated cunt trembled as her second orgasm hit unexpectedly. his name echoed the stairwell.

he wasn’t far behind. with her back arched, he buried himself in her one last time, groaning as he released himself deep in her. his pace slowed as he continued to bury himself into her over and over again before slowing down.

she pulled his face down for a kiss, this time it was gentler and softer. her lips parted against gojo’s as she broke the kiss, but he refused to let her go now that he finally got her.

“did i hurt you?” he asked, slowly lowering both of her legs on the ground still holding on to her arms. “i’m okay, satoru,” she smiled, despite being drained as fuck.

“you sure? i swear to god, i'm s-” she silenced him with a kiss, which he hummed blissfully against.

“let’s try the lift again?”

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