#lord farquad shrek

[slaket-and-sprash]

Ok so I find it really poetic that big jack horner hated fairytale creatures, specefically hating talking animals, and what ends up getting him in the end is puss in boots, kitty softpaws, Pedro, and the three bears.

And what else ends up getting him in the end? Death, a talking, omniscient, fairytale wolf.

And this retroactively makes all the previous Shrek villians deaths ironic is that, on top of being defeated by Shrek in the end, the person who reaps their soul is the very thing they hated

Also bonus points if he's trans so prince charming and the fairy godmother's calling the big bad wolf "gender confused" bc he likes wearing women's clothing is karmic punishment. Death definitely has cool tattoos over his top surgery scars lmao.

Also also, I feel like death chooses a talking anthro wolf as his form for a few reasons ; 1) mess with bigots who hate fairytale creatures, 2) scare talking cats since they have 9 lives, it makes sense he would be annoyed with this. And 3) to appear both soft and cute, but also be menacing and terrifying at the same time.

Imagine if you died of old age, in a hospital, and a giant adorable wolf comes to great you as an old friend.

But also imagine if you squandered your life, made a joke out of it and a giant wolf runs towards with blood red eyes.

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Yuu seeing the Royal Sword Academy students approaching her dorm to save her:

@adrianasunderworld

Ok so I made a fanfic based off the headcanons and memes.

The Princess in the dorm

[itsnotacarepackage]

I have seen the cursed world

[vampdyke69]

might go a lil more in debt fr this rave fit but . do u see the vision

[theatrekidearwax]

ok but shrek the musical is the broadway show nobody asked for but everyone needed. the tech, the costumes, fucking music, acting and dance numbers fucking SLAPPED. you can’t convince me otherwise.

[worm-in-a-trenchcoat]

Day two and final day of Tidewater Comicon completed!

It was so much fun! I met so many nice and cool people and I met one of my mutuals @riffraffmanwhore, who was so nice!!

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At the beginning of the day we lost the keys to my cash box and I almsot broke down crying, but we found them right befor the doors opened and everything turned out okay! Lol

[fefairys]

the three little bears are in the first shrek movie, but it is a different set of three little bears than in puss in boots: the last wish, and we know this because in shrek, lord farquad kills mama bear and turns her into a rug. in the wedding reception dance party at the end, we can see papa and baby bear dancing, and mama bear is gone. so either papa bear remarried or they are a separate set of three little talking bears. awesome.

[ra-mina]

[alter-koker]

usually id say that i prefer never to know what a musical artist looks like, but learning the lead singer of crashtest dummies looked like this really elevated the experience of it i think

[candlepandaa]

Drew my friends and I as Shrek characters!

[slaket-and-sprash]

How has DreamWorks not had a crossover with their villians? Like I mean Disney constantly advertises their old school villians why not DreamWorks!?

Anyway I would love for a descendants style crossover with the DreamWorks villians

[the-great-donatello]

leo's running for his life in a mystic toy maze with a 6 year old and reached post limit. point and laugh.

ADD ANOTHER ONE TO THE COUNTER.

[lordfarquadishot]

Me when I see a Farquad hater.

[cordeliaorangeblossom]

Pea green

Swamp soup

The quad is far

Flora, fauna, fiona

pls let me when i am ugly

Shrekussy

[lackadaisical-refrigerator]

[progenyofbaconator]

Homophobic lord farquad be like: the faggot has fallen in love with the princess