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Comics Review: Trapped on Zarkass
Trapped on Zarkass by Yann, Didier Cassegrain

action
offworld
scifi
terraforming
My Rating: 4 of 5 stars
Marcel Dorcel is a convicted criminal with three exes, a mind that's keen on identifying political subterfuge, and enough experience surviving the wilds of Zarkass that she makes for the best (worst) tour guide one could hope for. In her own words, "just because I'm ballsy doesn't mean I'm stupid." But then again, if one were not relying on Marcel to ford the wilds during the apparent crumbling of the local human outpost, then who?
TRAPPED ON ZARKASS is exquisitely colorful and richly indecent, what with its focus on an odd-couple pair who is absolutely terrible at doing precisely whatever it is they're supposed to be doing. Marcel is the guide and bodyguard; Louis Doisy is an entomologist sent undercover from the local human government. Louis is supposed to be investigating the wreckage of an unnamed adversary's ship, but as often happens in sci-fi exploits, the woman has her own agenda at hand. En totem, navigating jungle flora, all the while surviving encounters with giant spiders, carnivorous butterflies, and hostile populations of roach-people puts this duo on high alert from cover to cover.
One imagines the task of surviving a mysterious planet of hostile others would be equally exciting and terrifying, and TRAPPED ON ZARKASS delivers on both accounts. Is tracking down and investigating an intergalactic crash site on a wayward Earth colony worth the effort? After dropping into the luscious greenery, all bets are off.
Not to say the story makes it easy for these characters to have a good time. Marcel is crass and butch and doesn't really give a shit, but she's a felon who can't quit digging a deeper grave for herself. If she and her partner can pull off this mission, then she'll sleep in a real bed for the first time in 20 years. Louis is snotty and upper-class, but her ambition tends to outweigh any sense of danger lurking over the next cliff. A person with a secret agenda and with nothing to lose tends to harbor the most gall. Marcel and Louis hate each other from the outset, but if they're going to survive the bush and make it back to civilization before everything turns to crap, then they must swallow the irritation they have for one another, one thorny affront at a time.
TRAPPED ON ZARKASS is a beautiful book and demonstrates the best character art many contemporary European comics have to offer: angular but dimensional character designs that don't take up more space than they need to; brilliant and moody coloring; environmental designs and background artwork with layers of informational detail; compelling character expressions that never give away too much. Cassegrain has a style that offers comfort and order on one level (e.g., balanced page composition, smart character blocking) and desirable anarchy on another (e.g., designing messy and dangerous slums, ruins, battle sequences, caverns).
One finds it difficult to disassociate the comic's superlative design quality from its narrative spectacle. For example, it's one thing for readers to come across a lying and scheming indigenous queen and her chosen warrior, but it's another thing entirely to see the warrior stride into frame while mounting a massive cicada and wielding a war axe. It's one thing for readers to learn the local roach-people use the mucus of large lion-caterpillars to protect their skin, but it's another thing entirely to see the locals grieve the loss of their partner-beasts, then throw themselves to their death, glimpsing the emerald splendor of this far away planet for a final, sharp, and fleeting moment.
The book's flaws are niggling but not imperceptible. Notably, Marcel's attitude vacillates unpredictably between caustic foolery and optimistic thuggery. The woman knows more about the planet Zarkass and its dangers than anyone around, but constantly berates the locals and draws ire from her allies. Her insults are hilarious (e.g., "snotty vagsack," "holy ovum," "deadballs," "bloody vulva"), but the butch woman's intense love-hate relationship with the universe makes for seesaw storytelling. As for Louis, the woman is a good foil, but her apparent knack for having helpful visions of next-step adventuring feels too contrived to be effective. Louis is funny because she's absolutely the last person one would want to rough it with in the bush; but perhaps that's the point. Nevertheless, TRAPPED ON ZARKASS wrings from its pages a tale of otherworldly sci-fi in which suspiciously opportunistic people from very odd, awkward, and asynchronous points of origin strive for survival.
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#review#comics reviews#trapped on zarkass#didier cassegrain#yann#comix buro#magnetic press#butch woman#planet zarkass#offworld#4 of 5 stars#scifi comics#terraforming#zinn#louis doisy#marcel dorcel#mysterious planet#lying and scheming#goodreads
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Time to "Ohhhhhh Nooooooooo I forgot it at my house nooooooooooooooooo" my way out (hopefully) of losing points for not having a poster done because I decided to yassify it too much and work alone so now I barely have anything done.
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she’s the love of my life. zixuan watch your BACK
#jiang yanli#jyl#cql#chen qing ling#the untamed#mo dao zu shi#mdzs#mdzs fanart#ly’s art#idk man I wanted a icon id drawn and I’m not changing my blog color scheme#is it the exact lilac? no. do I care? no. it’s yanli and she’s no. 1#first thing I’ve drawn in like a week and a half
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you know we should have at least One AU where Kory is an illegal immigrant into the USA, and while Clark pass because he looks exactly human, kory isn’t. Just so I can see 18 yo Dick Grayson spinning one thousand lies and forging fake government files and “SHE HAVE EYE CONDITION SHE WAS BORN WITH IT” “that doesn’t look like any recognizable-“ “well CLEARLY she has it so maybe she is the first?? God forbid women be a first, Maybe we could let her pick the name???? Why are YOU doubting a poor helpless woman who have to live with this eye condition you dont have mercy in your heart??” then they say she is a meta human to explain her abilities ig
#I just want to see Dick Scheming lying and manipulating#dick grayson#koriand'r#dc#nightwing#Villains hate him. The government fear him.
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#I’ve been thinking about this scene a lot#I don’t think aziraphale is oblivious and i do think he is scared of the threat gabriel brings#But Aziraphale and Crowley have spent 6000 years lying to each other and pretending they’re okay#So when he calls him silly or asks him to dance he’s not being naive he knows there’s danger#but distraction and play are what they do best#They hide and scheme and plan separately even though they both want the same outcome#And would be so much stronger fighting together#But for them together is scary. It’s unknown. And it’s dangerous#And so the game continues. The push and pull. Cat and mouse. Angel and demon#Being lonely with each other. In a misguided attempt to keep each other safe#As i said ive only been thinking about it a lil bit not at all really haha x#good omens#good omens 2#good omens gifs#aziraphale#gabriel#aziraphale fell#gomens#michael sheen#jon hamm#usersugar#tsusermels#userrlorelei#usereena#dailyineffablehusbands#my gifs
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To me, Machete kind of has the energy of a secondary villain/coldhearted side character in someone else's story that a lot of fans latch onto, moreso than the protagonist. Question is, would he be the villain in anyone's story?
Why, thank you! I'm actually glad to hear he gives off that vibe. I don't think he set out to become a villain but a lot of people certainly view him as one.
#in the 16th century canon he starts out as an introverted but sincerely well meaning guy that never quite manages to find his social niche#he was a sensitive kid and when subjected to enough pressure#his insecurity fearfulness and powerlessness mutate into distrust resentment aggression suffocating repression and self-restraint#I don't think he's a bad person in fact he consistently tries very hard to do the right thing#do his job properly avoid letting people down and get through life with a sense of dignity#but he is supposed to come across kind of cold impersonable and difficult to be around if you don't know him personally (and very few do)#people can sense there's something wrong with him and are put off by it#Vatican is a nest of vipers and as the stakes rise he retreats deeper into his coldblooded untouchable work persona#he has no choice but to start lying scheming blackmailing and eliminating his enemies#in order to maintain his position keep Vasco safe their relationship under wraps and his own head above water#essentially playing by the same rules everyone else in the holy see has been playing with for centuries#eventually he loses his spot as the secretary of state and is manipulated/forced to take on a role in the roman inquisition#and if people were sort of iffy about him before being the authority overseeing trials torture excommunications and executions doesn't help#and since he has so few allies and such an infamous reputation he's an easy target for scapegoating whenever necessary#towards the end it dawns on him that he's become the kind of twisted cruel corrupt person he used to fear and despise#and the guilt moral injury and abject self-loathing had largely sapped him of his will to live by the time the final assassin gets him#answered#anonymous#Machete#Vaschete lore#he thought his dream of priesthood would make him a better person more worthy of admiration safety and love but he climbed too high#and got roped up in the dangerous games that take place under god's nose and slowly got strangled to death
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gitae is back as well !!!
#☆#lookism#lookism spoilers#lookism 531#james’ audacity to say “i want to create a society without evil” while gitae is sitting RIGHT THERE#his lying ass!!!#james and gitae are Scheming#gitae’s disapproval of daniel … such a hater#also while theyre at it can james get gitae a new suit tailored too#please ptj#let this man wear something other than gap’s hand-me-downs#oh and the heel on gitae’s boots#he is ~6’8#they make him a little bit more unnecessarily taller i love it#gitae kim#my gorgeous king
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Kant becoming a car thief because of Style's infodumping about car parts and their values. Kant stealing cars but still treating them with care because Style taught him the basics of dealing with cars.
Style looking after Babe when Kant ends up arrested. Kant asking Style why he is not angry with him. Kant and Style still maintaining their friendship and closeness despite everything.
The fact that Kant stole cars while having a mechanic bff and Kant being very open to Style about the Captain's dirt on him regarding the car thefts is very interesting.
#how did their friendship survive the car thefts??#my thought is that style never got angry with kant he was just sad that kant never went to him for help#actually i don't think we have ever seen style genuinely angry#the closest thing we got was style's reaction on finding out that the brothers were hitmen but even then he was not really angry at kant#he is more upset that fadel was a hitman than at kant lying to him#which makes me wonder if this was not the first scheme that kant pulled style into and not told him all the info#this was the most life threatening one#ramble done#the heart killers#thk#thk style#thk kant#kantstyle#plationic romantic and comedic
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also i know artf*ght is essentially art trades for people with no social skills where it's not even guranteed you'll get something in return but people need to ditch that Conglomerate and just ask people to art trade like real men.
#text#my personal and right opinion as ArtTradeFan_number_One#art trades but corporate#LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO#i think it's a good scheme for people that don't draw a lot and get a boost in 'productivity' by having a lot of 'owed' art#but like#.#whoever created this just was afraid to DM their favorite artist please be real with me. you can't tell me i;m lying .#people forget the rule of 'the worst they could do is say no'
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stack being such a big presence even while in the hivemind because he's already so attuned to everyone's emotions constantly to try && keep the cheer && make sure everyone's happy so he can keep being of delightful service to everyone.. && also This Sad Cat Image would literally be him with .0000000001 nanosecond of not having everyone's attention on him 24/7. && the Hive has no choice but to cater to his every ache && need or he'll keep hashing the vibe by being an attention wh0re

remmick trying to convert someone else to his hive: hi-
stack: oh i am just small potatoes .
rem: ???
stack: oh i am nothingness. oh i am unimportance 😔
#he just starts sighing && fiddling with a button on his suit when cornbread smiles at someone else#the kind of girl in the group project who will have a literal breakdown if you dont let her draw bubbleletters & cute designs on the poster#mind u this is highschool#when stack slid up to be front && center for the juke joint when begging smoke to convert#the was partially remmick being like u wont listen to me but i know whooooooo#and also stack probably bouncing on his heels so excited to launch another hairbrained scheme to his brother#he 200% thought it would work and was devastated when smoke had no vision 💔#that little snort he did lmfao. SHES PISSED !!!!#stack the diva princess that you are#stack is NOT immune to the hive sharing in his agony or happiness#he is ALWAYS going to be involved in the ' it's always two dumb bitches telling each other exaaaactly ' conversation#somehow someway#remmick could literally be telling stack in his mind 'im lying when i call you pretty ' && all stack would care abt#is that someone thinks hes pretty#stack moore#stack#sinners 2025#sinners movie#sinners#elias moore#elias stack moore#i think he wanted cornbread real bad#and delta slim#me too . real#stack is NOT immune to hivemind propaganda
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posting a kremy every single day until new episodes of OUAW are out DAY 24
#i watched d20 a crown of candy recently#one lying scheming purple magic wielding warlock dressed as another#kremy cadbury........ lapin lecroux.... both sound great. it was meant to be#once upon a witchlight#legends of avantris#kremy lecroux#daily kremy
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it's just so funny that ned is like "sigh i hate southron politics there is no one to trust i miss winterfell i belong to the north" while in adwd the north is like. fifteen different conspiracies for a different heir, at least two houses with associated with cannibalism or flaying people, everyone hating each other, not a single family united for the same cause or even same side, vengeance ideas that would make oberyn martell weep-
#ned stark#yes i am aware that this is because there is no stark to unite the north#but still. it's just funny#even MORMONTS are not united with jorah mormont supporting dany.#anyways. if stannis truly comes out of this alive and manages to retake winterfell..and if he really is the scheming lying bitch that#reddit bros + preston jacobs is convinced he is...i will call him my goat#anyways#ramsay bolton#wyman manderly#house manderly#house bolton#house mormont#house umber#house karstark#omg wait flints are relatively normal hello flints#house flint#asoiaf#adwd#a dance with dragons#a song of ice and fire#stannis baratheon
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Hidden life(dunno about the name), everyone has... 4-5 lives, once you hit 2 or less you can start killing, BUT, and this is the twist, player-caused deaths are not shown in chat. You just see "[X player] has died". Leaves a lot of room for lying and scheming
We love room for lying and scheming here <3
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kyle broflovski: a man like me love getting catered to and lusted over. eric cartman: I'd love to serve you. kyle broflovski: stay the fuck away from me.
#south park#kyle broflovski#eric cartman#kyman#sp kyman#is cartman serious or is he lying for a scheme?#either way kyle doesn't trust him#post
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Takeover Tour Destination Guide: Boston Fleet in Seattle
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Been working on a ref sheet for Haven the last few days 💀
#gw2#guild wars 2#gw2 norn#gw2 art#haven#long overdue#glad i did it after i changed her color scheme tho#also! check out her new shroud#tar and gold :)#check out her back tattoo of a snake strangling a raven#means nothing symbolically (lying)#+ the chariot card in her hat :)
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