"Her heart is like a big butterfly made of meat, it's so soft and so truly sweet.. I almost expect to see daisies growing around her ribcage."
All I know is it must have given birth to all the butterflies in my stomach - eUë
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Meaty Thoughts
You are made of meat,But not the kind we eat.You're tough to chew,But still it's trueThat YOUAre made of meat. You shouldn't go in a burger.You'd make a TERRIBLE burger.'Cause eatin' folkIs not a joke,And I'm pretty sure that's murger. Now, let's NOTTake this THOUGHTAny further.-B.C. Byron
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"DARING LUNGE"
this was just called "sketch 39" in my folder the entire time i was drawing it ngl
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Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.
BUT. Have you considered?
They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).
Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.
The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"
Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"
"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"
"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"
Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout
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Springtime Swing
Thank to everyone who came up with ideas for my sketch! I really appreciate the inspiration😀
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when finn and jake establish that they get their meat from meat man its logical to assume hes some sort of fantasy butcher until finn asks "do you think it hurts him when we take his meat?" revealing hes MADE of meat and they eat him. and it only gets WORSE when jake replies "i dont know i cant read his mind" implying he cant even voice whether or not hes in pain. but they still eat him.
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How it feels to headshot enemies in New Vegas
My annual 'I should play more Fallout 4' urge happened to line up with everyone and their mom getting into/back into Fallout this year, but I haven't played since I got my new computer and wasn't willing to hunt down the list of mods I had installed so I just gave New Vegas a second attempt instead (my first one stalled out at 50 hours or so)
Dance was referenced from a NakeyJakey clip but I can't for the life of me remember which video it comes from
Also my life exploded recently (I'm aight just tired+stressed af) and this was me attempting to take a break and draw something simple and stupid. Unfortunately I have terminal overdoing it disease😔
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Prompt 196
So. Tucker might’ve done an oopsie. But it’s not his fault! How was he supposed to know you weren’t supposed to even be able to hack into the watchtower with a PDA? He uses PDAs for everything, and it’s not like it’s even hard???
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Why are the heroes looking at him like that?
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maybe you should make fun of me for how sensitive my tits are :3
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Do my DPxDC brothers know about Phantom Girl????
Just wanted to check in with my DP x DC homies and make sure ya’ll know there’s a hero called Phantom Girl in Dc comics whose powers are all about intangibility and blowing shit up with “Negative zone” energy……
Now I’m just saying I think her and Danny would be friends and or they would beef over who has to go and change their names. She’s also an alien girl who was tragically stranded in another dimension for several decades who has aged strangely and no longer fits into the hierarchy of her home planet! So like you know if ur into space Danny vibes.
Anyway just wanted to make sure ya’ll knew, have a good day!
(art at the top done by me, art at da bottom done by Dc comics artist)
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