#mandalorian quotes

[eggdrawsthings]

a duet in a galaxy far, far away

[salome-c]

The Mandalorian Incorrect quotes.

[incorrectmandalorian]

keeping up with the mandalorians

[skyshipper]

@pscentral - EVENT 29: WARM & COOL DIN DJARIN - THE MANDALORIAN

[cora-vizsla]

Paz: “Look this shiny guy is a piece of shit. And his kid is weird. And don’t even get me started on this princess bitch. But this guy.. he’s MY piece of shit. And this kid is one of us even tho idk how his weird ass ears are gonna go in a helmet. And this princess.. man i just gave up on my kid and she was like nah bruh let’s climb this mountain.. So let’s fucking go kill some pirates. This is the way.”

[susanoosama01]

Din: How did you find us on the Moff's ship?

Luke: I just listened to the Force.

The Force: HOT SINGLE DAD IN YOUR AREA 🥵🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥

[sol-insidious]

Din: “You expect me to search the galaxy for the home of this creature and deliver it to a race of enemy sorcerers?”

Din 5 years later, fiddling with his kyber pendant: Miss husband :(

[padawansuggest]

Boba: *bored in a meeting with some idiot in the throne room*

Communications Droid: -Your excellence, there is an urgent matter for you to attend at the entrance to the palace-

Boba: Is it another fake pizza delivery? I’m hungry and could throw a punch or two.

Droid: …it is a Jedi.

Boba: *sits up with a groan of annoyance* Open a channel with them please.

Speaker: *annoyed and familiar voice* Hey, Fett, please come get this thing, I’m so tired of picking up your shit-

Boba: Oh god, Kestis?

Cal: Yeah, dumbass! I brought your Mando back so you can deal with him and his brat. Just drag him inside, I don’t care.

Fennec: *looking annoyed at someone being rude about Djarin. Only she and Boba are allowed to do that. Sometimes Peli* *follows Boba to the entrance while their original guest is escorted out*

Cal: *standing in the shade with a passed out Din at his feet, who otherwise looks fine* I already checked him and healed his concussion, he just needs a long nap and some pain killers. I don’t actually want him dead so since I was in the system I figured you’d be a better bet than on Mandalore.

Boba: Oh my god. *has the guards bring him in to the medical ward* Wait, you said his ad too? Where’s Grogu?

Cal: Oh! Right, almost forgot. Lil bastard’s been kickin me in the ass since I shoved him in the bag- *pulls an annoyed af Grogu out of his canvass bag and holds him out by his collar like a scruffed kitten* Here. He’s been yelling at me since I found them. Annoying little brat.

Grogu: *struggling in his hold to try and bite him* Patu! ‘You have no honor and your soul will be rendered to pieces at my hands!’

Fennec: 👁️👄👁️ Kestis… that’s a /baby/…

Boba: *gently cradling the tot to his chest*

Cal: *scoffs* That baby is older than me by eleven years, he used to bully me relentlessly.

Boba: 👁️👄👁️ oh my god

Cal: *starts walking off* Anyways, I’m gonna go visit some gravesites while I’m on planet, you know, my old man used to have a place on this sand ball.

Fennec: …did he just imply that Kenobi was his father?

Boba: …I fucking hope so, my only other theory is his dad was a Skywalker. That’s… worse. God that man confuses me sometimes.

Grogu: Patu! ‘He needs to change his outfit, it’s why I kept kicking him!’

[biblicalbi]

Imagine a world where Obi-Wan survives episode IV and has to deal with another generation of disaster romances with the Skywalker family.

Leia: *falls head over heels with a dashingly handsome and very mouthy rogue who has more red flags than green*

Obi-Wan: “Oh no.”

Luke: *flirts with a stubborn yet extremely caring world leader despite the Jedi’s no-attachment rule*

Obi-Wan: “Not again.”

[new-november-moons]

star wars incorrect quotes *** part two

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[headcanonthings]

Luke: Is any of this legal?

Din: I’m sure it’s legal somewhere.

Luke: ...And here?

Din: Not even remotely.

[mandalorianhistorian]

[incorrectmandalorian]

rest in power, carl weathers. forever our high magistrate. 🩶

[movietimegirl]

Grogu: Why are you wearing your pajamas?

Luke : [sputters]  These aren't pajamas! It's my training uniform.

Din : What are you training for?

Luke : Stuff.

Din : What sort of stuff?

Luke : Super-cool stuff you wouldn't understand.

Grogu : Like sleeping?

Luke: THEY ARE NOT PAJAMAS!

[noramsblog]

Flirting 101 don't flirt w a dumbass

[susanoosama01]

On Moff Gideon's ship,

Luke, mentally: I will have your babies.

Luke: I will help your baby.