#mayatheyellowbee

[hekatosmistart]

Through Lonely Mists Together by @maya-the-yellow-bee​

you can read the fic 🌫️here!🌫️

summary: The world has ended. Geralt couldn’t reliably say when it happened, if it was years or perhaps only months ago. Time doesn’t have meaning anymore. Neither does space. Neither does anything else. He doesn’t feel hunger, or exhaustion. Pain, though, is very much still here. It’s everywhere. Pain, and Fear, and Despair.  Not Death, no. Death is too merciful. Geralt has to find Ciri. He couldn't save the world, but he won't leave her alone in the worst version of Hell. When all hope seems lost, help comes from the most unexpected source...

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My partner for this event, Bee, is an absolutely SUPERB writer, and she was a dream to work with. Please check out her wonderful fic if you like ~creepy~ goings-on, Geraskier banter, and dad!Geralt. It’s set in the Magnus Archives universe but you don’t need to be up to date or even be in that fandom to understand what’s happening!

This piece was made as part of the @geraskierreversebang​ and I really enjoyed working on it, even though it’s a bit different to my normal style.

Thank you so much to the mods for running this event! 💖🌫️🗡️

[spideypoolbigbang]

Title: All Cats are Grey in the Dark

Author: mayatheyellowbee

Artist: cheermione

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Crossover - The Witcher, Canon-Typical Violence, Smut, Mental Instability, Referenced Child Abuse, Enemies to Lovers

Word Count: 28K

Posting Date: 1st of February

Summary: Peter is a Witcher, hired to kill Deadpool, another monster hunter gone rogue. But when he meets his target, he realizes there is more behind Deadpool’s recent killing spree than what he’s been led to believe. Despite their divergence of opinions on the subject of murder, they have to put their differences aside to face a monster far worse - and more human - than any they’ve ever fought before.

Teaser Excerpt:

“There was another like you here this morning, said you’d be here before the storm. Paid for your room,” the innkeeper explains when Peter frowns. “Left you a message, too.”

Peter takes the stained piece of paper the ruddy man holds out to him. Unfolding it, it takes him a few seconds to decipher the scribbled words, but rage and frustration bubbles in his stomach when he does.

‘Enjoy the bed. You’ll need the rest if you want to catch up one day’

The handwriting is messy, and a little stick figure has been badly drawn in the corner of the page, but he recognizes the Wolf School medallion around its neck. It’s a childish rendition of Peter, riding a snail in lieu of a horse.

“When was he here?” he asks the innkeeper between clenched teeth, fury bottled up so as not to scare the poor man and the young barmaid swiping the sticky floor in a corner.

“Told you, this morning. He didn’t even sleep ‘ere, just came around when I was feeding the chickens, said he wanted me to give that to the next Witcher I’d see. Didn’t expect him to be right, we don’t see much of your type around ‘ere.”

“Did you see where he was heading?”

“He followed the river west to the Ribbon. A weird fella too. Wore a mask the whole time we were talking.”

[ghostinthelibrarywrites]

Eskel Gets Nice Things Fic Rec List

With season 2 of The Witcher nearly upon us, I thought now would be a good time to share some of my favorite fics where nice things happen to Eskel (for reasons totally unrelated to certain rumors.) The below vary as far as rating, length, and ships, but all are fluffy to low angst completed stories. Thanks to @rawrkinjd, @eyesofshinigami, and @iboughtaplant for your help in compiling it!

Eskel/Jaskier

Uncommon by Descarda: E, 11K. A very soft, sexy fic where Jaskier is a prostitute who has been nursing a crush on Eskel for years and jumps at a chance to lavish him with attention.

Eskel's Spa Day by mayatheyellowbee: M, 4K. Eskel doesn't think anyone should bother giving him nice things and Jaskier spends a day in Kaer Morhen's hot springs showing him how wrong he is. Very fluffy and hot, with background Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier/Lambert.

A Love as True as Mine by eyesofshinigami: E, 2K. A sweet PWP set in a modern AU where Eskel is a beefy farmer and Jaskier is a country singer who decides to wake his lover up in the best way.

What The Tide Brings by xxenjoy: T, 3K. A delightful lighthouse keeper!Eskel, mermaid!Jaskier AU where Jaskier tries to court Eskel by leaving mysterious gifts for him.

Jaskier's Eskel Obsession by Hallianna: A series of darling one-shots, rated between T and E and all under 2K, where Eskel and Jaskier are a married couple that just can't get enough of each other.

Eskel/Geralt

Growing pains by apuzzlingprince: G, 4K. A cute, hijinks-filled fic where Eskel and Geralt are still trainees at Kaer Morhen determined to bag trophies for their bedroom door, with mixed results.

Love Looks Not With Eyes by aleatory_fox: T, 8K. Fairy!Eskel is charged with the thankless task of guarding his ungrateful community, until he meets single dad Geralt and his daughter, Ciri. This one is an absolutely delightful fic about two lonely people finding and valuing each other.

Honey, You're Familiar Like My Mirror Years Ago by stevie_RST: 4K. A soft, sweet story where Eskel is a witch and Geralt is his familiar. When they both temporarily lose their powers and Geralt gets stuck in his cat form, they have to confront their feelings for each other.

Its Eyes Are For the Stars by inexplicifics: T, 3K. A lovely modern with magic AU featuring fire lookout Eskel and park ranger Geralt, who are childhood friends reunited after years of not seeing each other.

Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier

And For My Next Trick... by Hum My Name: T, 3K. A delightful modern AU where Eskel goes to see a magic show starring Jaskier the Illusionist and his assistant, Geralt and the magic tricks are the last interesting part of the performance.

The Infamous Kaer Morhen Petting Zoo Trip by JinxedAmbitions: E, 5K. This one is technically a WIP, but the first chapter stands alone as a hilarious, charming fic in its own right where Jaskier is a teacher who takes his class to the petting zoo on a field trip... but it's not the animals that Jaskier wants to pet.

On Top of Someone Else's Love by mayatheyellowbee: Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier, E, 5K. This is a really lovely post-mountain fic where Jaskier falls in love with Eskel and then realizes that Eskel and Geralt have been harboring feelings for each other for years. It's sweet, smutty, and full of characters actually communicating.

Twirl Three Notes and Make a Star by inexplicifics: Eskel/Geralt/Jaskier, E, 33K. Eskel gets a vacation and finally gets to admit his feelings to his longtime love. It's part of the larger Accidental Warlord verse, where nice things happen to all our favorite witchers, but this is one of my favorite installments in the series because it's nice to see Eskel get to take a break.

Eskel/Lambert

over fire and water by catoptric_lunarian: Eskel/Lambert, M, 1K. Eskel and Lambert reunite for the winter, with very soft, slightly smutty results.

With You (Nowhere Else I'd Rather Be) by stevie_RST: Eskel/Lambert, T, 3K. Some very soft Lambskel modern slice of life, with lots of banter and fluff.

This Is How Our Story Starts by eyesofshinigami: Eskel/Lambert, M, 7K. An absolutely adorable fic featuring librarian!Eskel and Lambert both being nerds and bonding over a series of books that they both love.

[ao3feed-geralt-jaskier]

by mayatheyellowbee

Using his grandmother's old grimoire, a heartbroken and only slightly drunk Jaskier tries to summon his soulmate.

What he gets instead is an asocial demon.

Words: 2777, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion

Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Witch Jaskier | Dandelion, Demon Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Humor, First Meetings, Pre-Relationship

[eskel-loves-lilbleater]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Eskel/Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion/Lambert, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Lambert Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Eskel (The Witcher), Lambert (The Witcher) Additional Tags: Fluff, Humor, Polyamory, Winter at Kaer Morhen (The Witcher), Kaer Morhen's Fanon Hot Springs (The Witcher), Tooth-Rotting Fluff, for real, this is just an excuse to give eskel the love he deserves, no beta we die like renfri Summary:

Jaskier is given a mission.

He's never been so happy to comply.

  Contains frankly disgusting levels of sweetness, some banter, and a perfectly reasonable amount of titty worship. Read at your own risks.

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Fic Rec: The “warning” about disgusting levels fo sweetness is all too accurate.  So sweet and prefect, Eskel being looked after so nicely.  I am all for him getting all the love!

Writer: @maya-the-yellow-bee on Tumblr :)

[mollymawkwrites]

Rating: Explicit

Major Warnings: Grahic Depictions of Violence

Word Count: 28k

Summary: Peter is a Witcher, hired to kill Deadpool, another monster hunter gone rogue. But when he meets his target, he realizes there is more behind Deadpool's recent killing spree than what he's been led to believe. Despite their diverging opinions on the subject of murder, they have to put their differences aside to face a monster far worse - and more human - than any they've ever fought before.

[spideypoolbigbang]

Title: All Cats are Grey in the Dark Author: mayatheyellowbee Artist: Cheermione Rating: Explicit Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence Word Count: 28k Posting Date: February 1st Summary: Peter is a Witcher, hired to kill Deadpool, another monster hunter gone rogue. But when he meets his target, he realizes there is more behind Deadpool’s recent killing spree than what he’s been led to believe. Despite their diverging opinions on the subject of murder, they have to put their differences aside to face a monster far worse - and more human - than any they’ve ever fought before.

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[spideypoolbigbang]

SPBB 2020 Masterlist

Title: All Cats are Grey in the Dark 

 Author: mayatheyellowbee 

 Artist: Cheermione 

 Rating: Explicit 

 Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence 

 Word Count: 28,511 

Summary: Peter is a Witcher, hired to kill Deadpool, another monster hunter gone rogue. But when he meets his target, he realizes there is more behind Deadpool’s recent killing spree than what he’s been led to believe. Despite their diverging opinions on the subject of murder, they have to put their differences aside to face a monster far worse - and more human - than any they’ve ever fought before.

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Title: The Past, the Present, and the (im)Possible Future

Author: Jennicide — AO3 and Tumblr

Artist: WaterMe — AO3 and Tumblr

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Word Count: 44,833

Summary: Peter B. Parker drops back into his crapshoot reality after a little detour to an alternate universe. He thinks he might have finally figured out how to make it work again with MJ, but he forgets that there’s still that infamous ‘Parker Luck’ to contend with. (Un)Fortunately for him, there’s a totally available Deadpool on his side of the multiverse who’s been waiting years for a chance to pick him up!

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Title: A Year in the Gallery

Author: Princess_Breetlejuice

Artist: TheLazyDrawer

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Word Count: 43,579

Summary: Wade is kidnapped by a strange man who has a very peculiar job offer. While he’s skeptical, the man promises to compensate Wade very generously for the use of his body. Sounds [sketch], but Wade is all for easy money, and it’s not like he has anything better to do right now.

And really, what’s the worst that can happen?

(Or: Peter is an immortal sex demon with a penchant for sadism, and Wade is about to learn he can endure unimaginable agony with a smile.)

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Title: Anchored 

Author: @jolinarjackson​

Artist: @violettavonviolet 

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Implied/referenced homicide, implied/referenced character death 

Word Count: 34,999

Summary: In a world in which Empaths are common and their gifts considered useful, Peter, as an Empath, is an outsider because his gift is irreversibly broken. Unable to initiate physical contact with anyone, Peter lives isolated and is forced to keep the few people in his life at a distance. His only escape is going out on patrol as Spider-Man and the friendship he developed with Deadpool as his alter ego. Peter’s life changes dramatically when he and Deadpool accidentally touch, resulting in an unexpected Empathic bond that goes against everything Peter knows about his Broken Empathy. While trying to figure out what exactly is going on between them, Peter and Wade also join forces to stop a serial killer who seems to have taken up residence in New York, unaware that Spider-Man is one of his intended targets.

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Title: When We’re 40

Author: doctoring (AO3)

Artist: Chez (Tumblr)

Rating: Teen

Warnings: No AO3 Warnings Apply

Word Count: 61,241

Summary: Peter B. Parker returns from the multiverse to find out that Mary Jane has moved on and is engaged to be married. Feeling that he’s been left behind in life, Peter agrees to a marriage pact with Wade, mainly just to get his dinner back that Wade’s been holding hostage. The deal sets the two men off on a year-long journey of navigating their feelings for each other and what a ‘significant other’ really means. Eventually, they both realize that they don’t want just a silly little marriage pact, but something more real and meaningful with each other. Too bad they’re not the best with admitting their feelings.

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Title: Sympathy for the Hurricane

Author: meinposhbastard (AO3, tumblr)

Artist: thatbanananana (tumblr)

Rating: Teen

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Word Count: 27,702

Summary: Peter has never been more scared in his entire life. He’s on the run, and the last place he should take refuge in is the Trenches, the deepest and most dangerous place of the Atlantic Ocean. But he’s desperate. If they catch him, it will be the end of him. The Monster of the Trenches is a creature that has been in numerous wars and has lived for a thousand years (or so the folk tales say). Peter has grown up with them, among others; this monster is that old. So Peter expects something big and formless and dark and maybe hungry for siren flesh. What Peter finds is a merman full of scars, a tragic past befitting them, and kindness.

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Title: Don’t You Dare Forget the Sun

Author: Klaus

Artist: Zet

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Major Character Death, Angst, torture, blood and gore, experimentation, psychological torture, established relationship, canon typical violence and language.

Word Count: 12,382

Summary:

“Cold white walls, keep you from your pad and pen 

You just wanna stab again 

I can’t believe it’s half this hard You never knew your mind was dark, no!“ 

Peter Parker, self-proclaimed superhero and honestly a nice guy, finds himself locked within the confines of a top-secret definitely not legal medical facility. Maybe it was the kicks to his head, or possibly the chains that kept him hogtied in the back of the vehicle, or even the horrible experimentation was done to his body but something tells him that he is in a No Good Very Bad Place. 

Not that he can really feel much of the pain anymore. He didn’t realize he was falling perfectly in place for these doctors’ nefarious plans and now he can’t think much of anything anymore. He’s following orders. He’s here for Shield, right? The doctors tell him he’s doing good. He’s amazing. He’s Their perfect soldier and Peter can’t help but say yes to everything asked of him.

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Title: Your Friendly Neighbourhood Deadpool

Author: Nimohtar ( AO3 | Tumblr )

Artist: Princesseellie3 ( Instagram | Tumblr )

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Major Warnings Apply.

Word Count: 42,873

Summary: When Aunt May moves to the small town of Berry Hill, MA for a new job, Peter doesn’t anticipate things will change too much in his own life. That is, until he meets the town’s self-proclaimed leather-wearing, katana-wielding local hero, a.k.a Your Friendly Neighbourhood Deadpool…

A story told in snapshots of holidays, where strangers become friends, and then something more.

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Title: To You

Co-Authors: AnGoose — AO3 and Tumblr; Y_ellow — AO3 and Tumblr

Artist: PastaPapi — AO3 and Twitter and Tumblr

Betas: Atem — AO3 and Tumblr; Water — AO3 and Tumblr

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Word Count: 13,653

Summary: Deadpool’s quest to make best friends with Spider-Man is a strange and convoluted thing, made all the more complicated by the letters he keeps finding in his safehouse. They’re all addressed to “Ben, Love Peter.” And they’re all just a little too on the nose regarding Spidey’s personal problem of the month. Wade isn’t going to say no to a little extra insight into how to woo his very best Spider-Friend, though.

Or, five times someone mistakes Wade’s crummiest safehouse as a post office, and one time Wade plays the sexy-mailman part in this (emotional) porno and hand delivers a letter to Spider-Man.

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Title: Lost in a Shadow of You

Author: @lunastories​ (AO3)

Artist: @ah-geee​

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Major Archive Warnings Apply

Word Count: 34,514

Summary: Peter always suspected he’d be a shitty fisherman, but after some rather unfortunate events in New York force him to be a recluse in a secluded coastal town, he can say for certain he sucks at this. Fortunately for him, the resident cryptid, one Siren known as Wade Wilson, is around to save him from himself. Misunderstandings and shenanigans ensue when Peter’s ‘thank you for saving my life’ gifts are mistaken as ‘please have babies with me’ courting gifts by the Siren. Only time (and some low-key therapy) will decide if they figure their shit out.

This is a story of two monsters who despite all the odds, find a home in each other.

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Title: Heatwave

Author: TimidTurnip [Ao3 | Tumblr]

Artist: VictoryThorn [Instagram | Tumblr]

Rating: E

Warnings: No Major Archive Warnings Apply

Word Count: 16,911K

Summary: Peter can handle anything life decides to throw his way. He didn’t freak out at all when Wade professed his love, the heat wave isn’t turning him into a puddle of goo and he’s totally got a firm grasp on his finances. And Wade… he just wants to know why Peter won’t date him, even if he has to push a few boundaries to find out.

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Title: Snippets Through Time

Author: Lalapaya | Tumblr: @manyfandomsnotime​

Artist: 343EnderSpark | Tumblr: @343EnderSpark

Rating: Teen

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Word Count: 9,668

Summary: Peter Parker has to face the normal tumultuous daily routine of being the only child of a famous billionaire philanthropist and a historic icon. The one to help him through this is his best friend and partner in crime Wade Wilson. But what to do if this said friend suddenly becomes the target of affection?

A few excerpts of Peter Parker’s life growing up with Wade Wilson as his best friend and Iron Man and Captain America as his fathers.

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Title: Nothing Gold Can Stay

Author: cheekysstyles (tumblr)

Artist: aquamerryne (insta)

Rating: M

Warnings: Author Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Word Count: 30k

Summary: A year and a half ago, sixteen year old gymnastics prodigy Peter Parker left in the middle of the World Championship competition, costing Team USA a chance at a medal. After one too many run-ins with the law, Peter gets an ultimatum: return to the sport he left behind or end up in juvenile detention.

When he arrives at X-Force Gymnastics, an elite gym owned by Wade Wilson, Peter is unprepared to rediscover his love for the sport and to confront the very thing that made him quit in the first place.

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Title: A Mate Most Begrudging 

 Author: Vixen13 (Twitter) 

 Artist: Gensyz 

Rating: Explicit 

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply 

Word Count: 46,189

Summary: It’s the height of the Gilded Age in America where everyone is searching for a new life and a new fortune from booming industry to the colonization of the wild frontier. Wade Wilson is a disgraced alpha trapped in the in-between of east and west, high society and labor, recluse and shunned. Though he’s convinced himself that he’s just fine on his own, others are more than happy to meddle in his perfectly quiet life before he loses his grip on reality more than he already has.

Peter Parker is a down on his luck omega who needs money fast. Knowing that laying tracks is a quick ticket to a short life, he let himself be talked into joining the mail order omega program. He’s careful about the alpha he chooses and determined to carve out a life for himself with a handsome stranger. But the shock of his alpha’s appearance is nothing compared to the slamming of the door in his face as Wade declares he has no intention of mating with anyone, especially not some gold-digging omega tart.

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Title: Three Steps to Inferno

Author: @waterme-stories (Ao3)

Artist: @atemy (Ao3)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence

Word Count: 31,399k

Summary: On August 26th, 1934, Gwen Stacy brushed past the doorman at the Ritz-Carlton, walked into the dining room, and set herself on fire.

With the city plunged into pandemonium, I didn’t think twice before I hit the pavement: both as private eye Peter Benjamin Parker, and behind the scenes as The Spider, New York City’s most notorious vigilante. The criminal underworld cowered at the sound of my name and the shadow of my webs — but there were some parts of the Big Apple’s seedy underbelly that I couldn’t begin to imagine…

(A Spideypool Noir Mystery)

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Title: Mutable Materials 

Author: @ciceqi (AO3) 

Artist: @nhrive (AO3) 

Rating: Mature 

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply; warnings for Temporary Character Death, Suicide, Insectophobia 

Word Count: 12,853

Summary: Ever since the field trip that hijacked everything from Peter’s genetic profile to his daemon’s shape, he’s had to hide his entirely-too-recognizable daemon from the world.  He doesn’t expect to come across a man with an embarrassment of daemons, or maybe…no daemon at all.  Is Deadpool as delusional as everyone thinks?  He’s certainly been helpful, but how long can that last if his reality hinges on the existence of a daemon no one’s seen in years? 

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Title: A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes

Author: @mscaptainwinchester​

Artist: cottonclover

Rating: Teen

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply, Canonical Character Death, Physical Abuse (Alluded To), Emotional/Psychological Abuse

Word Count: 21,551

Summary: This is the Disney Cinderella AU no one asked for. In a faraway kingdom, in a comfortable cottage in a comfortable village, Peter Parker grew up with two wonderful parents who loved him very much. And then those parents died, and he was left to life with his stepmother Liv, and her two terrible children, Jessica and Eugene. His happy home turned into an unhappy life of servitude with no end in sight.

An invitation to a Royal Ball reminds Peter of a long-dead wish to see the palace his mother told him stories of, and he becomes determined to attend despite the protests of his miserable family. With the help of his new fairy godmother, a little bit of magic, and a whole lot of hard work, his dreams of visiting the palace and finding his very own Prince Charming will come true. Or will they?*

*They totally will. What kind of Cinderella story do you think this is?

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Title: Thanks for the Memories

Author: Actionpackedlips

Artist: Moemai

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Sexual Content, Canon Divergence

Word Count: 50,461

Summary: What if Mysterio never outed Peter?

Deadpool comes back from a mission to find his favorite Spider-Man, his only Spider-Man, the boxes so helpfully remind him, missing. Specifically, kidnapped. Mysterio’s remaining crew were brimming with the need for revenge after their leader’s death, and so they vowed to use updated B.A.R.F tech to learn Spider-Man’s specific superpowers in order to harness it for themselves; another failed attempt to continue Mysterio’s grandiose plans of becoming the best superhero ever. With the help of the Avengers Peter is found, connected to a device not even Tony has full comprehension of.

Deadpool valiantly volunteers to be hooked up; death was a regularly scheduled program for him, after all. He’d guide Spider-Man to a subconscious level that was safe to be extracted from, and (total bonus!) hopefully win his favor as Spidey’s knight in shiny leather! But once Deadpool enters, his deepest, darkest, repressed memories are on display for him and his friendly neighborhood spider to see. Deadpool fears not only what Spider-Man will think of him after it all, after everything he sees, but just what he’ll have to relive in order to rescue the man who not-so-secretly holds his heart.

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Title: Paradise Awaits

Author: bisexualbarry

Artist: doctoring

Rating: Mature

Warnings: canon typical violence, minor character death

Word Count: 32k

Summary: “For those who prove worthy, paradise awaits…”

Fifteen years after assuming his childhood best friend died, jaded treasure hunter Peter Parker comes out of an early retirement when Wade Wilson comes back into his life. Now fully scarred and clearly hiding secrets, Wade drags Peter back into the thrill of searching for legendary pirate Captain Henry Avery’s lost treasure.

Fighting for their life from the Shoreline mercenaries chasing after them, Peter and Wade continue the dangerous search of a pirate treasure worth 400 million, at least. It’s too bad their ex-partner, Harry Osborn, wants them dead to take the treasure all for himself.

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Title: Ducks!

Author(s): Devral

Artist: LordAvon

Rating: Teen

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Word Count: 7,994

Summary: After a fight with Peter, Wade goes stomping through Central Park. He stumbles upon something extremely unexpected. He’s not ready to be a mama!

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Title: Puppy ex Machina

Author: riseofthefallenone ( Tumblr | Ao3 )

Artist: Jennicide ( Tumblr | Ao3 )

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Word Count: 83,044

Summary: A year after his divorce, Peter is trapped in a depressive cycle and still not quite over Mary Jane. When she shows up at his door, begging him to watch her dog for a week while she leaves town, he can’t really bring himself to say “no”. No one was expecting that little Pomeranian to turn his life around and help him realize that his friendship with Wade has been teetering on the edge of something more for a while.

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Title: The Fourth Wall

Author: RansomNotes (Ao3)

Artist: thelazyartist (Ao3)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Word Count: 13k

Summary: Between college and his side jobs and his alter-ego, Peter barely has the time to sleep at his apartment, let alone spend any time hanging out there, which works out since it’s a cheap and empty and depressing apartment, now that he and Ned aren’t roommates on-campus anymore. So hearing his rude loudmouth neighbor through the wall all the time shouldn’t matter much, except it’s classic Parker to somehow make friends with the crazy guy next door, to the point he’s actually sad to leave his crummy apartment. But Peter seems to have a real penchant for bad company, since he’s spending all his free time with someone he’s never seen, only heard through the wall, and spending most of his patrolling time with someone else crazy, since Deadpool showed up recently and somehow monopolized his time as Spider-Man. It’s probably just a phase. Everybody goes through a fall-catastrophically-hard-for-separate-but-unavailable-people phase, right?

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Title: In Which Peter Finds Hope

Author: ladyamante (AO3)

Artist: Areon (tumblr)

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Canon-typical violence, sexual content, Past child abuse

Word Count: 62,245

Summary: Peter just wants to relax after last year. He hit a rough patch, and Deadpool helped him get through the worst of it. After identity reveals, therapy, and a few explosions, things have finally started to settle down for them both.

But just as Peter’s getting into the swing of things, a strange man with a metal arm shows up claiming to be a time-traveller. He says Peter is the only one who can help him save mutant kind.

Peter finds himself pulled from his home and dragged through different dimensions as he and Cable search for the key to their survival. Meanwhile, they keep running into different versions of Peter’s boyfriend. It seems that everything connects back to Wade. Cable thinks it’s just a coincidence, but Peter is sure there’s a deeper reason behind it all.

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Title: Whether By Accident or By Design 

Author: crookedswingset 

Artist: thelonebamf 

Rating: Explicit 

Warnings: Graphic Violence, Temporary Major Character Death (Wade), Sexual Content, Cannibalistic Symbiotes, Blood and Injury, Secret Identity, Body Horror

Word Count: 188K 

Summary: Peter is about to graduate college and become an officially licensed Pro Hero. Too bad he’s already burnt out. Years of operating as an illegal vigilante with a supposedly subpar Quirk will do that to you. But just as he’s about to quit altogether, he meets actual Pro Hero Deadpool, a reformed villain who works hard to make sure others don’t follow in his footsteps. Despite this achievement, Wade’s just as jaded as he is and has completely given up on making things better.

As their relationship deepens, Peter realizes he is not quite ready to give up on being a Pro Hero, a resolve that is tested when a new Pro Hero agency comes to town and takes over. The so-called “Guard” is a group of four eight-foot men with eerily similar Quirks—and they have no intention of making nice with New York City’s friendly neighborhood Spider-Man.

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[ao3feed-geralt-jaskier]

by mayatheyellowbee

When Jaskier follows Geralt to Kaer Morhen after his rescue from the Nilfgaardians, he expects to spend the winter holed up in his room, trying his best to grant the Witcher his wish: to take himself off his hands.

Instead, he meets Eskel, who is so similar to Geralt and yet so completely different. Quickly, Jaskier falls in love. Eskel is everything he could dream of a lover, and might be just what Jaskier needed to heal from the deep wounds Geralt left in his heart.

Except one does not forget someone they have loved for most of their life so easily, and everything grows even more complicated when Eskel reveals to Jaskier he and Geralt used to be lovers, long ago. With so many things left unsaid, happiness seems a far-fetched dream.

Words: 5649, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Lambert (The Witcher), Vesemir (The Witcher), Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon

Relationships: Eskel/Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion

Additional Tags: Canon Universe, Past Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Fix-It of Sorts, Explicit Sexual Content, Threesome - M/M/M, Polyamory, Getting Together, Falling In Love, Pining, Misunderstandings, Polyamory Negotiations, Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Double Penetration, Spitroasting

[ao3feed-geralt-jaskier]

by mayatheyellowbee

In the aftermath of Blaviken's fiasco, Geralt is hired to rid an abandonned mansion of its ghost. Instead, he finds understanding and humanity he hasn't been bestowed in a long time, and yet another proof that men are often the worst monsters.

In which Geralt frees a fae from its man-made prison.

Words: 9670, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion

Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Fae Jaskier | Dandelion, Implied/Referenced Torture, Jaskier | Dandelion Whump, Anal Sex, Wing Kink, Rimming, Mildly Dubious Consent

[ao3feed-geralt-jaskier]

by mayatheyellowbee

Someone breaks into Jaskier's Oxenfurt lodgings. He improvises a weapon.

Words: 1681, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion

Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia & Jaskier | Dandelion

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Humor, Mild Hurt/Comfort, Mild Blood, Head Injury, Banter, Awkward Flirting

[ao3feed-geralt-jaskier]

by mayatheyellowbee

On his first winter with Geralt's family, Jaskier gets an eyeful of the famed Dragon of Kaer Morhen.

Words: 1255, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Rating: Mature

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia

Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel/Jaskier | Dandelion

Additional Tags: Minor Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Horny Jaskier | Dandelion, Humor, Polyamory, Implied future threesome, you can tell i wrote this a while ago because i don't mention eskel's tits even once, jaskier is a slut (affectionate), Eskel Has a Big Dick (The Witcher), and a dick piercing, no smut but a lot of thirst on jaskier's part

[ao3feed-geralt-jaskier]

by cordelianoir

All told, Eskel didn’t think it was a particularly good business practice for Geralt to leave him as the only employee in the bookstore...

Words: 1684, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Eskel (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Lambert (The Witcher), Vesemir (The Witcher), Aiden (The Witcher)

Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion

Additional Tags: bookshop au, Modern AU, Modern Continent (The Witcher), thrupple, raising a kid, short and sweet, a gift for mayatheyellowbee, but a very very very late gift

[ao3feed-geralt-jaskier]

by mayatheyellowbee

Jaskier is given a mission.

He's never been so happy to comply.

  Contains frankly disgusting levels of sweetness, some banter, and a perfectly reasonable amount of titty worship. Read at your own risks.

Words: 4326, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Eskel (The Witcher), Lambert (The Witcher)

Relationships: Eskel/Jaskier | Dandelion, Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Jaskier | Dandelion/Lambert, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion/Lambert

Additional Tags: Fluff, Humor, Polyamory, Winter at Kaer Morhen (The Witcher), Kaer Morhen's Fanon Hot Springs (The Witcher), Tooth-Rotting Fluff, for real, this is just an excuse to give eskel the love he deserves, no beta we die like renfri

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cordelianoir August 24, 2021 at 11:39PM

by cordelianoir

All told, Eskel didn’t think it was a particularly good business practice for Geralt to leave him as the only employee in the bookstore...

Words: 1684, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Multi

Characters: Eskel (The Witcher), Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Jaskier | Dandelion, Cirilla Fiona Elen Riannon, Lambert (The Witcher), Vesemir (The Witcher), Aiden (The Witcher)

Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia, Eskel/Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion

Additional Tags: bookshop au, Modern AU, Modern Continent (The Witcher), thrupple, raising a kid, short and sweet, a gift for mayatheyellowbee, but a very very very late gift

[mollymawkwrites]

Here’s my latest fic, a gift for my friend and beta @biancarambles. It is silly, and cheesy, and I had a lot of fun writing it. I hope you’ll have as much fun reading it.

Jaskier, bookshop employee and bisexual disaster, meets Geralt Rivia, grumpy introvert and famous horror writer.

It goes as well as you can imagine.