#maybe this is stupid

[onlyhams]

i like to imagine that people are open books, yet some are written in an arcane language known only to a few dedicated scholars. and they alone see beauty in the understanding of that language.

[even-moderner-prometheus]

okay so this is probably about to be the weirdest kintype y’all have ever heard of but hear me out

so I’m like angelkin and maybe fairykin and fictionkin for a select few characters, but I think I’ve found another one (if I’m allowed to have multiple? Am I allowed to have multiple?)

hear me out

the sandworms. Like, from dune. I’d like to be one. Ehehe. Literally me.

idk does that count as fictionkin?

[bottoms-movie]

i just think of my favorite things people that care about you (and you care about) do is ask you if you want something while they’re out. like hey, i’m getting coffee, you want me to get you anything?

[charliedaltonspartner]

something i have noticed is even if there is a majority of people who enjoy change, a bit of craziness and colours, you will always be shamed for it. people who enjoy tradition, calm and grey knee length skirts will appear in the right on every piece of mainstream media. that is why on TV, presenters appear so serious when they probably want to be laughing and throwing in jokes. because in society seriousness is praised more than happiness and this needs to change. be funny and happy and laugh at job interviews and wear red suits to work and pink eyeliner.

[yellowpoet]

hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim

[metyouattherighttime]

losing him was blue like id mever known (midnights)

missing him was dark gray all alone (ttpd)

loving him was red (the manuscript possibly being about atw10)

[notbecauseofvictories]

I don't know how strictly accurate this is, but one of the things I find shocking about watching historical dramas is how many people there are around all the time---according to Madame de... (1953) a well-off French household in the Belle Epoque maintains a workforce of at least 3, and the glittering opera has staff just to open doors. According to Shogun (2024) you can expect a deep bench just to mind your household, and again, people who exist to open doors.

Could people....not open doors in the past? Were doors tricky, before the standardization of hinges? Because otherwise, the wealthy used to pay a whole bunch of people to do it for them in multiple contexts, and I find myself baffled.

[coffeenonsense]

gale's reaction to mystra telling him to blow himself up is obviously heartbreaking but on the other hand it is deeply DEEPLY hilarious when Gale, Learned professor of renown, is like "if there was another way to defeat the absolute don't you think the goddess of magic would have thought of it" and the band of badly socialized half-feral murder children he's running with just go "well maybe the goddess of magic is stupid, gale"

[weaselmcdiesel]

i was being so so so real when i said id make more katnep comics

[ikiprian]

Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.

If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.

Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.

In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.

On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.

Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.

It’s plastic. It’s fake.

Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.

Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”

[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]

[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]

[claudethecoolest1]

proposal: nightmare on elm street but it’s drag.

like hello? that scene at the end where the car roof goes over in his stripes and he breaks through the tiny door window ripping that woman through? imagine that but it’s just. like. pink glitter roof. and fucking rupaul smashes the glass and grabs the other woman by her wig with her dramatically long nails? or. or when. or when they get bars over the windows for ‘security’ they actually just put straight flags and “i voted trump” election banisters in their front garden. the boiler room he was killed in with the flames but it’s just him being beaten to the ground with a set of fake lashes in the dressing room.

[zosanbrainrot]

part 2 of Zoro in WCI

01 02 03 04

I tried to write something to sum up my thoughts on this, but then it got longer and longer and tbh I'm itching to write a fic set in this AU djjdkf I think I could develop on their inner feelings more than in the comic form

Before posting the first part I didn't realize people had such strong opinions on how this would play out lmaooo

imo, of course Zoro wants to fight Sanji, not with actual intent to harm (they threaten each other on the daily, come on), but because that's how they are together, how they communicate. He respects Luffy's decisions and their goal here, which is to learn what's really going on with Sanji, but he's gonna be pissy about it all he wants. They both have so many intense and conflicted feelings about this and neither has any idea how to resolve them. So they fight.

ofc yall are free to headcanon this interaction any other way you want <333

[comradekatara]

it's national draw your sibling day

[kingfuc]

My favorite hobby is making Yosuke uncomfortable

[blondie-drawings]

Good lord this tomb is full of shitposts 😳😳 pt 1/pt 2

[skepsiss]

Eddie would show Steve real music this, Eddie shows Steve the wonders of Lord of the Rings that----I get it. But have you considered....... Steve gets Eddie into those ridiculous, smutty romance novels? The ones that even if they're bad, they're good. Have you considered Steve getting Eddie into the Indy 500? NASCAR? What about cooking shows? Cheesy soap operas where Steve literally knows every insane storyline by memory? WHAT ABOUT EDDIE GETTING INTO STEVE'S INTERESTS???