#mayhem is a they/them lesbian

[mushtoons]

they're so in love, but like in a lesbian way

[sonicplushiee]

stupid turtles eating my brain everyday nomnomnom

[nosleep83]

*leans into microphone* every Casey is bisexual. *drops mic and leaves*

[chiportalsauce-taylors-version]

Someone send me queer asks I’m so bored

I’ll answer them tomorrow with my partner!!!!

[loiitea]

Oh yeah! I did these icons for the main cast (The Sunflower Army!) earlier this month :3

Originally I made these for their Artfight character profile but I thought it's nice to use them as temporary "Icons" until I can make a better one!

[dcxdpdabbles]

Cave Boy Danny is a dad and that one fact makes Tim less suspicious of him.

Because the contingency plan for Bruce is his kids. It's also really concerning HOW young Bruce is a parent. (How old is he?!)

And this story won't be complete without Dani showing up to cause mayhem while calling for her Father.

She commits to the bit without even knowing all the details. Or the bit.

So, in Cave Au, I had planned to have Danny call Dani, his adoptive sister, instead of his daughter to make the Waynes much more nervous about him, but I'll write a different Au for you to make up for it.

Dani Fenton is the new kid in Tim's class. She's moved with her single father, Daniel Fenton, from a small town in Minnesota. At first, there is not much to her, even with her large brian.

She's a scholarship girl with a mind for chemistry that could make any scientist green with envy. Her uniform must be better tailored, likely second-hand, because it hangs loosely around her body as if made for a taller girl. She doesn't talk to other students, often popping in headphones when they are dismissed to the next class or during breaks.

Most of Gotham Acadamy doesn't want to interact with her, and she's completely fine with returning the sentiment. Personally, Tim only noticed her because she had a Dumpty Humpty sticker on her laptop.

He's surprised to find anyone in his generation who even heard the band, much less enjoyed it enough to have merchandise. It was a rock band that was popular twenty years ago when Bruce was a teenager.

Tim only knows about them because Bruce sometimes puts them on when he wants to work on any Bat vehicles.

He recognized her sticker, but it wasn't a reason to go over and start a conversation with her. The only action this realization caused was Tim pulling up his playlist and pressing one of Dumpty Humpty's songs.

No, what caused him to talk to her was an incident that happened three weeks after she arrived at Gotham Acadamy. It's a well-known fact that scholarship kids were picked on. Even though Waynes attempted to curb the bullying, it still happened to the kids they gave financial assistance to.

Tim had stumbled across a group of girls surrounding Dani by the soccer field. She was sitting on the grassy hill overlooking the field, and around her were various art supplies. Dani had likely been painting when the girls had rudely interrupted her.

It didn't take any of his Bat training to see how they were mocking her, and he sped up just as one girl reached out to try and snatch her screech book out of her hand.

The key word being tried.

Dani had been much faster, for she not only tugged her book out of the bully's reach but also kicked out the feet from under the girl in the same motion.

"Nice try." Dani taunted, her accent just peeking through. "Now, do me a favor and get your daddy to buy you a yacht you can't drive instead of bothering me."

"At least my Dad has money!" The other girl screeched.

Dani snorted. "Oh boy, you really cut me where it hurts. How will I ever recover from that comeback?"

"You Bitch!" A blond girl yelled. Tim knows her. Tina Lumière, the youngest of Harry Lunmiere- a family who ran luxurious vacation services. A family that was always quick to lure in investors. She's been trying to flirt with Tim since Bruce took him in, convinced he'll fund her family business if she bats her eyelashes hard enough.

Tim hates interacting with her.

"Yeah, Yeah, Yeah. I'm a poor bitch that won't amount to anything, and I need to stay away from Timbo Dragon so you can go make rich stupid babies with him."

"That's not his name-"

"Look, I only have one day of the school week where I have a free period, and you're wasting it on this." Dani waves her hand around the group with an over-exaggerated squint. "I mean, honestly, why would I go after some guy? I'm a lesbian."

"You are?" The brunette in the circle of bullies asks, with too much interest. Dani sends her a wink, and the girl actually blushes. Tim is suddenly reminded of Steph, and that causes him to smile.

"That's not his name!" Tina shouts, stepping in between the flirting girls. Dani's face clouds over in distaste as she continues. "His name is Timothy Drake. I know you're lying about not being interested in him! I saw you staring at him in biology."

"I was looking at his rock band sweater. It's a band my dad likes-"

"Shut up!" Tina slaps Dani across the face, seemingly smug, but it doesn't last long since the raven-haired girl springs up with a nasty right hook.

It hits Tina right in the eye, knocking the girl down like her friend. She screams, which triggers all her friends to jump at Dani. Despite being smaller and outnumbered, Dani gives as good as she gets, throwing a girl over her shoulder and punching another in the throat.

Tim picked up his speed, walking into a fast run. He barely has the mind to pull out his phone and point it in the group's direction. "Hey, break it up! Break it up!"

The two holding onto Dani's hair let go like they've been burned. If a teacher had tried to stop the fight, they wouldn't have gotten far, but Tim is a Wayne. They have much more power than some poor staff.

"Tim," Tina wails. Her eye is already starting to bruise. She's going to look terrible for a while while it heals. "She attacked me!"

"No, she didn't," He says, rolling his eyes. He waves his phone at them. "Don't lie. I recorded the whole thing. Also, harassing others is super unattractive."

He didn't, but they don't know that. Tina's face falls apart as he helps Dani get her things and then escorts her to the main building. He doubts that will stop her harassment, but hopefully, it will detain them long enough for him to find a better solution.

"Thanks," Dani says after they finish walking. "That was cool of you."

"Don't mention it." He gives her a standard Wayne-dizzy smile. "What of mine sweater were you talking about?"

She grins. "The Dumpty Humpty one.'

"Oh yeah, that's my dad's. He loves the band."

Her eyes light up. "Mine does, too. Maybe we can get our dads to meet and discuss it."

Great. Dani Fenton was another opportunist trying to get Bruce to meet her parents. Pity.

"I'm sure there will be a chance in the future. Maybe the parent-teacher conferences, we'll run into each other," He says with a laugh, not giving her a direct answer. Dani nods and then walks off to her next class. He reports the girls, compiles enough evidence, and when he's sure the school will step in, he doesn't think about the afternoon.

Then, four months later, it's parent-teacher conferences. Bruce and Tim are just about finished visiting all his teachers, that are falling over themselves to get on Brucie's good side when Dani appears, dragging her dad behind her.

"That's him." She says, and Daniel's face lights up.

"You're the Dumpty Humpty fan?" He asks Bruce. His dad has no choice but to play along even though Tim knows he's dead tired and wants to go home.

"Of course. Who doesn't love a good Fairy Tale Ending to listen to on the way home?" Bruce laughs, and Daniel's grin widens.

"That's great, but I like Bloody Prince Charming more. Daniel Fenton, by the way." He holds his hand, and Bruce shakes it slightly more interest now. It's not that Dumpty Humpty isn't just old; it wasn't popular in this part of the country, so it's even rarer to find fans in Gotham.

"Bruce Wayne."

"Nice to meet ya!" Daniel chirps- seeing anyone other than Dick be that cheerful is odd. "Wish we can talk more, but I got to get to this one's art class."

"Of course," Bruce says, even though he's surprised they walked away so quickly without asking for anything more of them. Most try swinddle a second meeting somehow.

Dani waves Tim goodbye, and the Fentons are off down the hall, chatting between them in ordinary, eased tones. It's odd but a forgotten interaction for Tim after a few days.

Not so much for Bruce.

Tim finds out a month later that Bruce not only met up with Mr. Fenton again but even asked for his number on their second meeting. Then the two men went out for dinner, went to the mall, went shopping, and even did some charity fundraiser together.

Bruce would often message Daniel that it felt like he was the new teenager. Tim still did not think it odd.

Only when Damian burst into his room, dragging the rest of their siblings in. The youngest had called on a sibling meeting to discuss a new issue that worried him about Bruce.

"Tim, who is Father's suitor, and what are his intentions with Father?" The boy asked after everyone had settled.

"What?"

"Babybat has a point. I haven't seen Bruce this interested since Catwoman first appeared," Dick added. "I really hope this lover sticks around."

"What lover?" Tim questions Jason, who shrugs.

"A Daniel Fenton? The old man has been going steady with him for about a month now. Haven't you noticed? You were the one that introduced him."

"No, I've been focused on the Phantom case," Tim says, gesturing to the board covered in red yarn and a news clipping of the new hero.

Phantom had appeared a while back, going through the city and helping the little people. He's even harder to catch a glimpse of then Batman, but he's been helping to slowly cut down the pity crime and muggings, letting the Bats focus on the big guns like the Rouges.

The Bats had been trying to pin him down to offer assistance and gradated for all his hard work. They just catch him since Phantom is a meta and always slips away at the last second.

"Whatever the case may be." Damian started up again. "We must protect Father from those with less than honorable intentions."

"Hear, Hear," Steph and Duke cry, lifting up their juice boxes that Cass had passed out. It wasn't a proper sibling meeting without snacks.

"He can't be all bad," Tim said. "He's a single father."

"Having a kid makes him more worthy?"

"In my experience, step-parents have been really great." But Dana was incredible like that, so maybe Tim put too much faith in Bruce's dating life.

They all agree to closely monitor Daniel Fenton and his daughter Dani. There may be more than meets the eye.

[umbreoncomplex]

all iterations of raphael are lesbian to me. all of them. from mirage to mutant mayhem he's a lesbian throughout it all. none of her relationships with women have been straight. none. he was a lesbian for mona lisa and she was a lesbian for alopex and yep even in archie comics he was lesbian for mezcaal and ninjara. sometimes shes butch sometimes shes femme but raph is always a lesbian and always has been. nothing will prove to me otherwise. raph x casey? well, easy answer there. casey can be transfem or a butch or even a transmasc lesbian. don't even try me. the red of the mask is for the lesbian flag

[nobody-nexus]

What your fav TADC ship says about you- UPDATED!

-> Note: these are for fun! Do not take any of this seriously<-

Edit: Don't tell me if I missed any ships I'm not updating this

Pomni x Caine: You love the inherent romanticism of being too aware at all times x Being completely unaware of everything at all times

Pomni x Ragatha: You love the idea of someone being so pathetically devoted to another that you can't see them with anyone else

Pomni x Jax: You think the way to someone's heart is insulting before sharing a kiss and a cigarette

Pomni x Gangle: You knew the moment that Pomni was indirectly the reason for Gangle's mask breaking that it was love

Pomni x Zooble: You believe in the inherent romanticism of just not giving a flying fuck anymore but together

Pomni x Loolilalu: You haven't seen episode 2 yet. That or you just want all of the sapphic ships

Pomni x Gummigoo: You are very much into the idea of THE fruitiest straight passing couple of all time

Pomni x Kaufmo: You took that one fact that they would've actually gotten along with each other and ran with it

Pomni x Exit: You came from the Danganronpa fandom

Pomni x Sun: You are into swap AUs. We know the scene. And we know what you are

Ragatha x Jax: I dunno which one you wanna bang, but all I know is that you wanna bang ONE of them

Ragatha x Gangle: You just want them to be happy for ONCE dammit! Also you're probably anhopeless romantic

Ragatha x Loolilalu: You do not CARE if they only had 20 seconds of screen time together, you WANT THEM TO KISS

Ragatha x Kaufmo: You most likely know a couple in real life where one makes jokes and the other is sick of it

Jax x Gangle: You were told that the bully had a crush on you and you still have not recovered from it

Jax x Zooble: You just want a couple who can and will do hijinx together whether they like it or not

Jax x Caine: I got no idea what you're into, but it is one of the straightest gay things I've seen

Jax x Gummigoo: You love the idea of an asshole twink being put in his place. Also you ship Montgomery with Bonnie

Jax x Kaufmo: You believe in the inherent romanticism of two pranksters causing complete mayhem together

Jax x The Fudge: You either are a HUGE crack shipper OR you are into a very SPECIFIC thing and I am judging

Jax x Bubble: There is no way you ship this in a genuine way. You are the master of crack shipping

Gangle x Zooble: There is at least a 70% chance that you have at least one mood board on Pinterest

Gangle x Caine: Apparently, you exist

Gangle x Loolilalu: Oh you definitely have NOT seen episode 2 yet

Kinger x Queenie: Let's be honest with ourselves for a moment. This is the closest to canon y'all are gonna get

Kinger x Caine: You are into yaoi, but like the wholesome kind instead of the super sex kind

Kinger x Gloink Queen: You are a MONSTER FUCKER

Kinger x Kaufmo: You decided that old man yaoi was the true answer to solve abstraction

Caine x Moon: There's a 90% chance that you know and love the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Caine x Loolilalu: Your love for any canon interaction is overweighed by the need to fuck GOD

Caine x Gummigoo: You are purely in this community for the bara NSFW. I've seen it all... I KNOW

Sun x Moon: You like Steven Universe

Jax x Pomni x Ragatha: You either couldn't choose which one to ship, or you just wanna be Pomni

Jax x Pomni x Gummigoo: Same as the previous, but the chances of you being straight are way higher

Ragatha x Pomni x Loolilalu: Same as the last two, but the chances of you being a lesbian are way higher

Ragatha x Pomni x Gangle: You love the inherent romanticism of having one big group therapy session

Caine x Pomni x Ragatha: You don't actually ship Caine and Ragatha, you just want Pomni to top em both

Gangle x Jax x Zooble: You are @inkyprism

Sun x Moon x Caine: You just want Caine to have rizz.... He doesn't but whatever floats your boat

Jax x Airplane: You.... Are WAY too deep into this fandom

[miax7535]

Emily’s queerness in her lines.

Emily Prentiss was written to be a lesbian but the idea was sacked by CBS, this is a known fact but let’s look at some obvious queer coding of Emily Prentiss in the actual text.

Season 2:

Honor among thieves

“Why do we always have to end up in an interrogation?”

Season 2:

No way out part 2: the evolution of Frank

“You don’t choose who you fall in love with”

Season 3:

Doubt

JJ “all I remember is trying to figure out who I was”

Em “move around enough you get used to being who ever people want you to be”

Season 4:

Demonology

“We moved around a lot when I was a kid, because of my mom’s postings. It was hard to get excepted. When you’re 15 that’s all you want, you’ll do almost anything!”

Honorable mentions

Season 4

Mayhem

“I’m not most people”

Season 4

52 pick up

*on the phone with Hotch*

Garcia “he ACTUALLY said that? …. To Prentiss”

Season 5

A thousand words

“Derek, I have tremendous amount of respect for you, but there are some questions, that if you have to ask them it means you probably couldn’t handle the answer.”

Derek: “there is a whole ‘nother side to that woman!”

Now all of these lines are from non explicit queer scenes and can therefore be interpreted differently, however the subtext of all of these lines is that she got used to being who people wanted her to be, so hiding her true self. And every time someone try to get to know her private side she avoids it, including her own mother. Seeing Cm through a queer perspective this paints a picture of a closeted Emily Prentiss who tries her hardest to let people she care about in, but still being afraid to be truly herself.

[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

My dad's horrifying summary of pjo things

Hazel: She has hazel eyes.

Frank: He's called 'Frank the Tank' and turns into a wall of concrete and fights people.

Piper: She is good with the flute and plays music and walks kids off a cliff.

Jason: His mom had a school but the kids kept dying but it turned out that she killed him but resurrected him.

Leo: His arm shoots things.

Thalia: Her dad made the League of Shadows and then he died and now she's in charge of it and causes mayhem in Gotham.

Reyna: She's a piece of shit.

The Hunters of Artemis: Artemis turns into a deer when she's excited and she's vulnerable in her left hoof so she needs arrows around her.

The Amazons: 30 foot-long snakes joined to make 1 30-foot-long snake and they couldn't live where they were anymore. They asked Ares to drop a nuke somewhere so they could inhabit it. Obv he did. His sister Demeter grew plants there. They moved there and needed protectors, so they got a group of lesbian women.

How does Camp Half Blood run?: on the tears of the innocent

How does Camp Jupiter run: A tournament called the Olympics gives power to them.

[liass-21]

re: pairings. hm. Brandt/Luther if you want something that's not your wheelhouse and Ilsa/Jane if you want something that is!

man, it’s crazy you say this because i have actually genuinely been having brandt/luther thoughts recently. have you SEEN their rogue nation 4x4 banter.

i feel that no one thinks about them as a pairing when there are other more prominent characters you could ship either of them with instead, but lowkey they’d be a good fit. they’re both so dry and so logical i think they’d get a kick out of watching the mayhem that is team hunt together. no one would notice they were dating. i imagine that one day luther comes into the office like “hey honey i brought you some coffee” and the team loses their fucking mind (they’ve been dating for four years). also they definitely hooked up at some point in the time they were trying to find ethan and benji in rogue nation are you KIDDING ME.

ilsa and jane i am a firm believer in despite the fact that they actually have 0 minutes of screen time together. i just think they’re both lesbians. i think they’ve both also had their heart broken by men either because of loss (hanaway) or just the job you know? i can imagine jane seeking out ilsa for comfort after the gp mission is over because she has to process hanaway’s death and lord knows there’s no one emotionally intelligent on her team. i think they would be the ultimate power couple in stilettos and beautiful dresses and i wish mcq would let them coexist instead of killing or fridging a female character every time he gets a new female character

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

Today’s bitch of the day is..

Drumroll please….

*Drumrolls*

BababbabsbsbaDEOW

LAURANCE ZVALH

This man has no parents and you can tell. look at him.

anyways.

As always, character background + some info, all LR stuff, down beneath the cut.

tw, brief mentions of in-world political racial bias, slightly suggestive insinuation that Laur was a slut and Denny's a lesbian.

Laurence's parents died when he was too young to remember them. His earliest memories place Joh has his father.

Joh was lord of Meteli, and it was clear by looking at them that Laur was not of his spawn, but neither had ever been much bothered by that. Sure, Laur was Tu'Lan and a meif'wa, and Joh was of human Ru'Aune blood, but blood meant little, a poor imitation for the connection formed between those that choose the company of the other.

Although Joh was certainly not his father, and he was sure that he was not freshly born when Joh found him, as he was found in the spring, he was subject to Metelan's customs for spring babies. Every spring-born baby is gifted a newborn animal, as a mark for their growth. The animal is assumed to predict the baby's future, and so parents will often implore more wealthy friends to invest in offering up more... well-bred, expensive live stock.

Laur, however, got lucky. Humans are unfamilar enough with wyverns that they looked upon a smaller Ungrth, and assumed him young, and decided to gift the wyvern to Laur, as he was the lord's son. If any baby deserved the gift of a wyvern companion, it was Laur.

Ungrth might not have stayed, had he not found baby Laur entirely adorable. He felt some sympathy for orphans, and decided to stick around at least long enough to keep Laur alive through his toddler years, and also bc the Zvahl's fed him properly... which was appreciated.

When Laur was younger, he saw Joh and Hayden be... particularly close confidants, and assumed they were just friends. He didn't question it much, and was just happy he got to hang out with Hayden's daughter, Cadenza - who he saw as his siter. However, as he got older, he did realise that Hayden was... kind of his step-dad. Joh and Hayden didn't have a public relationship, as Joh was always intending to marry for political reasons, but Laur and Denny caught on rather quickly that their fathers were both of their fathers.

And though Denny used her position as the daughter of a well-off man in Meteli to gain a good reputation, and train herself to be very politically attractive, Laur used it to get away with being a little shit bag. They grew up in a region were magicks, or inhuman traits weren't... appreciated, and Laur was part meif'wa. he knew he wouldn't be sought after as a lord either way, so he had fun growing up, whereas Cadenza was always seeking the role of Lady. So she was more proper.

Unless they were together. Because sibling mayhem. Both of them enjoyed riding Ungrth, and the occasional shoplift, and what laid beneath the village girls' skirts. He wasn't so much a bad influence on her as he made her feel free enough to enjoy herself once in a while. They were the terrors of village events.

Laur entered the academy at 16, in Brightport. He graduated top of his class, but returned to meteli, where his family was. it didn't take long for him to become head guard, and he liked it like that. He could help people, he had responsibilities, he wasn't useless... but he still had someone to report to, someone above him, someone to advise him when he needed it. And it just so happened to be his father.

He became friends with Sasha a short while before the academy, but it was the trianing that got them closer. He treated her like a second sister, and their friendship was the butt of many jokes. She returned to Meteli with him because she couldn't imagine being a lord alongside anyone else. She was put in as his second-in-command the moment he got promoted to head guard, and they were sure they were going to spend the rest of their lives being nuisances together, since Denny seemed to have outgrown in.

And then, a few years later... Sasha died. And Joh died. and everyone kept dying around him and Laur didn't know what to do about it. he knew he should've ran for lord, but he couldn't bring himself to do it. It was his father's role, not his, and he knew he wouldn't be a good one anyways. He needed someone to look up to... and he wasn't particularly politically appealing, when it came to relations with other villages. He begged Hayden to run, knew Hayden was the only one who could've ruled in a way that Joh appreciated. And Hayden obliged, for the sake of his family.

And then Kenmur began to run too, in Sasha's honour. And Laur was torn. between honouring his family, and honouring his friend... so he remained neutral. he didn't want to cause fights, and didn't want to involve himself with anyone elses. he kind of retreated into himself a bit. He would take Ungrth to fly more often, would overlook trade more regularly if just to get an excuse to go on a boat somewhere else... Whilst the civil dispute of who was to be lord went on, he went to other villages as a representative, just so he didn't have to watch the bickering.

He began hanging out with Castor more. They were already familiar, Laur had arrested him multiple times, but this was when they properly became friends.

And then, a few months into this, because politics in Meteli had always been... rough... Laur is in Brightport to talk to Azula, and he encounters a woman he finds... intruiging.

and then we meet Laur.

oh, also, he was pissed when he found out Kenmur was going after Denny too, after Sasha died. Kenmur was really going after all the important women in his life huh.

theres a lot to him so i tried to summarise it as best as i could. it's probably not great lol

but LR Laur is part-meif'wa. He has a tail, cat eyes, fangs and claws. He's able to hide them well enough, but it still causes him issues occasionally. i need to do a colour ref guide for the Zvahl family...

[hand-painted-5tars]

WIP: list of P5 AUs

Crown the Pawn: Your ol classic Roleswap Shuake AU but Akechi remembers. goro has to use loki via bluetooth on joker to trigger call of chaos, make him go pyschotic so it maybe unlocks his memory back so they can do shit right. joker isnt very happy with the role he has to play.

Heart of Depth / The Mightiest of Seas (Pirates AU): Ren was a captain at some point and Goro was a pawn for shidos fleet. (its complicated)

Superconduct (Pacific RIM AU): Ren an ex-pilot works on makeshifts jeagers with futaba. Akechi practices solo piloting patrolling and ravaging illegal and unregistered units made outside the corps in the outer suburban areas. The smugglers call him the Black Mask.Akechi finds them scavanging metal components in a discarded unregistered Jaeger(Arsene) in the outer urban areas and he tears Arsene apart. Ren was a perfect Pilot, the best scores, but after something. he starts failing every test. Upon his brief imprisonment and his return his compatibility tests keep failing, he leaves one of the PTs on a comma

Noragami AU: Lowly God Akira, Akechi is Shidos Shinki. working with Nao

Side Hustle (Hades AU): Zag-Akechi, Demigod Prince of thieves Joker.with Nao

Passerine/? (HadesxPJO AU:) child of zeus (unclaimed) akechi praetor, amnesiac hermes child joker, goros very mad about this. with Nao

Arcane AU: Firelight leader (here called the phantoms), Joker, and Enforcer Akechi.

Hunger Games AU: pawn of the revolution joker. games victor goro works both as celebrity and agent for in the games. after winning Joker realizes he is being used by the revolution so he makes his own group to cause mayhem, and Goro double crosses everyone

Arcana Shuffle AU: NG+ only adults remember, joker isnt fated anymore but like remants of weird power and fate clung to him so instead of waking arsene he wakes the fucking reaper, goro's mother is alive, he has a real life and friends and so makoto is the trickster and haru is the other side of the coin. akechis role here starts when jokers unstable state threatens to break the timeline preventing the main events from happening. Goro awakens Robin and arsene.

HermitFaith AU: NG+ where Akechi and Ren remember, but they awaken memories as soon as the game starts, in the arcana swapped roles of Hermit for Akechi and Faith for Ren. They have to navigate the timeline supervising for the main events to ocur and reach the end of the timeline. Goro has a Palace that happens to look like the Engine room, lol

The Forge (Fantasy AU): Altoi crown prophecy, the cursed throne prince akechi decides he wont be doing and fated prophecy prince duty so he becomes a mage in the Norden lands. Joker is a blacksmith apprentice who is actually a pretty good mage himself, hes from Yongen the Fortress, mining town that legally belongs to Altair. Shido is waging war refusing to doom the kingdom because akechi doesnt want to die for the prophecy lol.(im using an old worldbuilding i really love but i never actually put to action). joker is some sort of ex mage from the velvet ring but his soul-bond died and to everyone in the ring you are supposed to have died with your soul-bond. so he isnt well seen in the Velvet Ring anymore. Lavenza Adopts him as blacksmith for custom catalysts. but like mages are pretencious , and full of shit and joker dislikes them

Steampunk/dieselpunk AU (Berserker cyborg Joker AU):

Lesbian SHUAKE aus:

Hockey Lesbians AU: they are angry lesbians playing hockey, originally by ned and swervey

The Night the world ended we- (Post-Apocaliptic AU): Mementos collapsed and they are left to beat yadly on a fistfight.

[aurumacadicus]

It’s time to pick our September book for book club! Tumblr will vote, and the book club will then vote among the top three in Discord. If you’d like to join the book club, send me a message and I’ll send you a link to the discord! Check out the books’ summaries under the cut!

Carry On by Rainbow Rowell

Simon Snow is the worst Chosen One who’s ever been chosen.

That’s what his roommate, Baz, says. And Baz might be evil and a vampire and a complete git, but he’s probably right.

Half the time, Simon can’t even make his wand work, and the other half, he starts something on fire. His mentor’s avoiding him, his girlfriend broke up with him, and there’s a magic-eating monster running around, wearing Simon’s face. Baz would be having a field day with all this, if he were here—it’s their last year at Watford School of Magicks, and Simon’s infuriating nemesis didn’t even bother to show up.

Assistant to the Villain by Hannah Nicole Maehrer

ASSISTANT WANTED: Notorious, high-ranking villain seeks loyal, levelheaded assistant for unspecified office duties, supporting staff for random mayhem and terror, and other Dark Things In General. Discretion a must. Excellent benefits.

With ailing family to support, Evie Sage’s employment status isn’t just important, it’s vital. So when a mishap with Rennedawn’s most infamous Villain results in a job offer—naturally, she says yes. No job is perfect, of course, but even less so when you develop a teen crush on your terrifying, temperamental, and undeniably hot boss. Don’t find evil so attractive, Evie.

But just when she’s getting used to severed heads suspended from the ceiling and the odd squish of an errant eyeball beneath her heel, Evie suspects this dungeon has a huge rat…and not just the literal kind. Because something rotten is growing in the kingdom of Rennedawn, and someone wants to take the Villain—and his entire nefarious empire—out.

Now Evie must not only resist drooling over her boss but also figure out exactly who is sabotaging his work…and ensure he makes them pay.

After all, a good job is hard to find.

Plain Bad Heroines: A Novel by Emily M. Danforth

Our story begins in 1902, at the Brookhants School for Girls. Flo and Clara, two impressionable students, are obsessed with each other and with a daring young writer named Mary MacLane, the author of a scandalous bestselling memoir. To show their devotion to Mary, the girls establish their own private club and call it the Plain Bad Heroine Society. They meet in secret in a nearby apple orchard, the setting of their wildest happiness and, ultimately, of their macabre deaths. This is where their bodies are later discovered with a copy of Mary’s book splayed beside them, the victims of a swarm of stinging, angry yellow jackets. Less than five years later, the Brookhants School for Girls closes its doors forever—but not before three more people mysteriously die on the property, each in a most troubling way.

Over a century later, the now abandoned and crumbling Brookhants is back in the news when wunderkind writer Merritt Emmons publishes a breakout book celebrating the queer, feminist history surrounding the “haunted and cursed” Gilded Age institution. Her bestselling book inspires a controversial horror film adaption starring celebrity actor and lesbian it girl Harper Harper playing the ill-fated heroine Flo, opposite B-list actress and former child star Audrey Wells as Clara. But as Brookhants opens its gates once again, and our three modern heroines arrive on set to begin filming, past and present become grimly entangled—or perhaps just grimly exploited—and soon it’s impossible to tell where the curse leaves off and Hollywood begins.

The Fifth Season by N. K. Jemisin

This is the way the world ends…for the last time.

It starts with the great red rift across the heart of the world’s sole continent, spewing ash that blots out the sun. It starts with death, with a murdered son and a missing daughter. It starts with betrayal, and long dormant wounds rising up to fester.

This is the Stillness, a land long familiar with catastrophe, where the power of the earth is wielded as a weapon. And where there is no mercy.

The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan

The Wheel of Time turns and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend. Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth returns again. What was, what will be, and what is, may yet fall under the Shadow.

When a vicious band of half-men, half beasts invade the Two Rivers seeking their master’s enemy, Moiraine persuades Rand al’Thor and his friends to leave their home and enter a larger unimaginable world filled with dangers waiting in the shadows and in the light.

The Iliad by Homer

Sing, O Goddes, the anger of Achilles, son of Peleus, that brought countless ills upon the Achaeans…

So begins Homer’s The Iliad, the classic account of the final year of the Trojan War, a vicious, 10-year bloodbath between the Greeks and the Trojans following the abduction of Helen of Sparta. In this prose retelling of Homer’s poem, we follow the mighty Greek hero Achilles and his comrades as they battle against the Trojans, the gods, and even fate itself.

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Rules - Oneshots & Headcanons

So I’ve been thinking about opening up to doing oneshots and headcanons for fictional characters. More specifically x readers. These are just a couple of rules about requesting.

Will do: - Canon x Reader - Romantic - Platonic - Angst - 2007, 2012, Bayverse, Batman, Rise and Mayhem/Tales TMNT - Any version of trolls (Movies, Specials and Series) - Non-reader requests (e.g. family bonding) - Canon and reader of any age just please make it legal

Won’t do: - NSFW, smut, lemon cause I’m not comfortable writing that kind of stuff - 2003 and 87 TMNT since I haven’t finished watching them yet - Won’t do yandere, just don’t feel like writing it - Cat/neko readers, I’ll do mutant readers for tmnt but no cats; even I have my limits

Characters TMNT - Leo - Raph - Donnie - Mikey

Trolls - John Dory - Clay - Floyd - King Trollex - Veneer

I’m willing to do a reader of any gender (pls make pronouns clear in request) however I am not super familiar with male readers but I’m not against it.

Now I am mindful that some characters can be controversial due to arguments about their sexualities. At the end of the day, it’s fan fiction so I’m fine with writing a reader of any gender for any character (except for maybe the obvious explicitly canon gay or lesbian characters in which case I might be a bit stricter on what genders I write for them).

And don’t feel limited to the character lists I’ve written out. Those are just my preferences but I’m happy to consider requested characters outside of that list.

Just thought this might be something fun to put out. Have an amazing day/night wherever you are!✨