#mean priest kink

[maimndevour]

now i understand why people have priest kinks and wanna fuck in a confessional or on the altar bc like…imagine reclaiming your homosexuality and love in gods church. prompt below omg

u just can’t help to watch the priest every sunday service your parents make you attend. your parents- they don’t respect who you are. they think the tranny faggot you became was from how they raised you and who you were friends with. they force you to talk to the priest alone- hoping the gay will leave your soul if you talk in a small booth where no one but the father can hear you. no one but the father and the god they say hates you. n the father is not one of those homophobic older men either- but he’s just critical and mean enough that your thoughts of sex are more horrible than the fact you are transsexual and lusting after men.

he’s mean, he’s critical- but he knows his transgressions too. and he notices the way you sit in the front with your parents- strong thighs clenching together at random intervals and when you two make eye contact. he would admit to god that he craves you- craves to desecrate and defile you further. he’s got hardly any guilt about when he forces the confessional open, large form grabbing you and kissing and groping and you didn’t expect this. he didn’t ask because he KNEW how desperate you were for him.

he pets you, he grabs and manhandles you and kisses you like he’s dying without it. he forces the ugly dress your parents make you wear (because you live under their roof and being a grown adult means nothing) past your ass and bites and licks like no one is watching- like god isn’t looking down on you two fucking on the altar in his church. you will regret the way you mewl and moan but will always remember the way father praises and degrades you all at once- calling you a good boy and saying how ugly the dress is but how good it looks on your boyish hips and framing your boxer clad cunt. he devours you whole and without shame- and every time you come back to church.

you will know that you committed sin- but maybe it’s okay. maybe transgenderism and homosexuality are the least of your problems when the priest abuses his power over you and you eat it up. you eat it up because he adores you and makes you feel like a man even without trying

[professional-sinner]

🩸🦇

[holysaintscathedral]

Maybe I do need an older, stern priest to keep me in check and tell me what to do after all.

[illiana-mystery]

*priest kink intensifies...even faster*

[stigmataslut]

thinkin about sexting a priest. you meet him online, send him nudes, message back and forth about all the ways you'd fuck each other - in the confessional, in the pews, on the altar. it's all just fantasy - he'd never really break his celibacy, and neither of you have shared your name, location, or face.

you travel to visit someone and agree when they ask if you'd accompany them on their visit to sunday mass. you're not religious, but you can at least use it to inform your fantasies. it helps that the priest is extremely attractive...

when everyone goes up to take communion you stay in the pew and take out your phone, positioning it to take a picture of your crotch. you send it. a few seconds later you hear someone else's phone vibrate at the front of the church.

the priest pulls out his phone, looks at it, blushes, and quickly apologizes to the person he's handing communion to.

it's a coincidence, of course.

after the mass you excuse yourself from your friend to use the bathroom. really, you just want a suitably church-y backdrop to pose topless in front of. there's an apse with a statue in it that serves your purpose. you pull your shirt up quickly and take a picture.

almost immediately, you see your priest is typing a message in response. you pause, waiting for it. you hear footsteps down the corridor and stare at your phone, not wanting to make eye contact. but the priest stops right in front of you and shows you his phone, the picture you just took on the screen.

[ambrwolf]

Im a fandom of one it seems :(

[stop-breaking-my-heart-dragonage]

Me, when Sebastian joins my party for the first time: Okay, this time I'm not going to forget about you, Sebastian. I'm going to make an effort to use you a lot this playthrough so I can better understand you.

Also me, immediately forgetting about Sebastian while finishing Act 2 and making it halfway through Act 3 before I finally notice his Faith quest: ......................Oh. Right. My bad.

[materassassino]

Question for the chat:

Is there actual priest kink JoeNicky out there? Have I just been unlucky and not found it yet? Do I have to write some myself? What's the situation?

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

Yk I don't typically fuck with the whole "priest kink" thing but Clancy Brown as Brother Justin in Carnivale is my exception 👀

[professional-sinner]

[im-goin-mad]

the edward girlies with a priest kink are barking right now

[illiana-mystery]

I know it's not Sunday, but Father Andre got me feeling religious.

[shirokova]

Thanks @borahae-ab7 for the absolutely needed gif 🖤

[marsbarsformoony]

but like, Take Me to Church by Hozier? that song is Remus singing to Sirius in Dear Your Holiness and I refuse to believe otherwise 🙄✋ @mollymarymarie

[activevirtues]

Chapter 2 - the labor of their lips will overwhelm them

Chapters: 2/?

Fandom: Our Flag Means Death (TV)

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Relationships: Israel Hands/Lucius Spriggs

Characters: Buttons (Our Flag Means Death)

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Demons, Religious Imagery & Symbolism, Blow Jobs, Wet Dream, or was it, Priest Kink, dubcon, Dirty Talk, Humiliation kink, Coming Untouched, Facials, Suspension, Painplay, Spanking, Biting, Somnophilia, (kinda), (slaps roof of fic like used car salesman) this baby can fit soooo many kinks, all that plus, negative self-talk, Horror, but with just gratuitous amounts of fucking

Summary:

O Lord, do not hand me over to the sinner by my desire. They have plotted against me. Do not abandon me, lest they should triumph.

The head of those who encompass me, the labor of their lips, will overwhelm them.

Burning coals will fall upon them. You will cast them down into the fire, into miseries that they will not be able to withstand.

[allaegoriest]

Benetton A/W 1991 ad campaign “Priest and nun” by Oliviero Toscani