#meanwhile in hell

[meanwhile-in-hell]

I know not to expect an answer (at least publicly)... but how many of these blogs are there? I'm presuming they're all run by the same person, but the meanwhile-in... notifications get me through my day at this point and I keep finding more! I'm aware of this, the bookshop, cottage, crowleys flat, and supreme archangel in heaven, am I missing any?

@meanwhile-in-hell is an indeependent and EVIL entitee run by DEMONS

unlyke the traytor blog @meanwhile-at-crowleys-flat

absolootlee unlyke archwankwings blog @meanwhile-in-heaven

entyrelee unlyke the book angle embassy blog @meanwhile-at-the-bookshop

defuhnutlee unlyke the coffee hyooman blog @meanwhile-at-the-coffeeshop

and is in a compleetlee alternuhtiv universe from @meanwhile-at-the-cottage

[isjasz]

nightmare fuel fr (i. dont know what possessed me to do this HASJDHAJWHEAWHEIJFKL)

[humming-fly]

He was feeling left out

and the higher rez stills, since gifs always export as if you're sending messages through a metal can~

[meanwhile-in-hell]

😈

Today Crowley was reading too many stories and accidentally crashed AO3.

@meanwhile-in-hell

[metamatronic]

Can we have Phone Dude content, pretty please?

this is it. this is the entire AU.

[ollypopwrites]

i’m begging some of you to allow female characters be in their 30’s lol you’re all very feminist and progressive until it comes to letting female characters be out of their 20’s and falling in love and experiencing new things and still being considered young. god forbid.

[angelcake10023]

Some Loid Doodles 💚

Time to put him in a jar and shake him around hehheh

[meanwhile-in-hell]

This week in hell has bin very bizzee with the audits reports duwe for the fiskal century. Furfur culd not find last centuries rekwasishuns figures and tooday his search took him to Beelzebub’s former throwne room. The Demon Josh let him in and told him to lok up when he was done becawse Josh had work to do in the second circle and wuld be gone for the rest of the day. Furfur did not have to look for long to reelyze the payperwerk he needed was not there. He desided to take advantige of the situayshun to do something he had always wanted; he sat in the throwne and took a long nap.

[booteyyyshacker9000]

Some brothers #riseofthetmnt #rottmnt #saverottmnt #tmntleo #thecupheads...

[4bsurdcreature]

These two idiots

[morganbritton132]

Part 2 of this:

Once it becomes increasingly clear to Eddie that Steve is probably not staying with them, Wayne starves off a fit by asking, “Hey, Ed. Why don’t we go see if your caterpillars have cocooned yet?”

The impending tantrum deflates with his little shoulders, “Fine.”

Wayne leads the barefoot boy out into the dewy morning, giving Hopper a brief reprieve to figure this whole thing out.

Wayne lights a cigarette, leans back against the side of the house, and watches as Eddie kicks at the grass, “Ya done?”

“It’s not fair,” He grouses out, kicking again.

“You said your word is everything, Uncle Wayne,” Eddie accuses. “You said no take backs an’ you’re taking back! You’re takin’ back an’ you’re givin’ away, and - and you’re going back on your word!”

Eddie stomps his foot, hands working everywhere as he sputters, “You - you’re a-a-a hippo-crite!”

Wayne stubs out his cigarette, lights another one to give Eddie a second to collect hisself before he drawls out, “I think you were fixin’ to mislead me when you ask me that question last night.”

“No, I wasn’t.”

“I think that’s why you had that crawler with ya,” Wayne continues. “You wanted me to think you were askin’ if you could keep that caterpillar, not your buddy in the tent. That’s mighty deceptive, Ed. Almost lying.”

Eddie responds like he’s been shocked, “Nun-uh! I don’t lie, Uncle Wayne.”

Wayne raises an eyebrow at him and Eddie explodes in all his tiny dramatics, “You were gonna say no!”

“It’s not fair,” He laments. “I found him all by myself and I’ll take care of him! I promise. You ain’t got to do nothing.”

“Ed, that boy ain’t an uncollared dog you found,” Wayne replies. “He’s got a family.”

“Then where are they?”

Good question, Wayne thinks privately but doesn’t vocalize that. Instead he asks, “Wouldn’t you be sad if I kept you forever and you couldn’t see your daddy?”

“No.”

Well…

“I think Steve might think different,” Wayne concludes, snubbing out this cigarette too. “Why don’t we see if him and Hopper want to set up a play date sometime.”

“Wayne, I can’t date people. I’ll get cooties.”

“Oh, of course. A hangout then.”

Eddie sighs, turning around to look at their caterpillars, “No butterflies yet.”

[pandadrake]

Okay future boy. They should hang out.

(Jefferson completely absorbing everything his Spider-man says is peak. Miles, all your dad wants is to listen to you. Water you doin'?)

[qwevy]

nervous

[corsairier]

dc x dp prompt: in which Danny accidentally becomes an alien

So I'm not super caught up on the modern day dp fandom lore, but what i am very familiar with is pre-2016 dp fandom lore. And that lore tends to take a much more sci-fi slant than a lot of the current magic stuff I've been seeing circulating around, so... what if we took that and put it in a batfam crossover?

Picture this: Danny is sixteen, he's told his parents he's a halfa, and despite all his fears, things actually went... well? They apologize for how they've treated Phantom, they reaffirm they still love him as their son, and things are surprisingly okay.

Except... ghosts are still their biggest interest in life, and researching ghosts is their entire passions and careers. And they've got a kid right there who not only is a ghost, but a rare type of half ghost who could give them a completely different set of data than any of their previous research! And he's their kid, so why not just go and ask Danny how he's feeling about helping them out with their research?

And Danny is, well... his friends and Jazz are all super happy for him that Maddie and Jack accepted him, and they think it's sweet at first that they're trying to bond with Danny over this. So he feels a bit pressured to go along with it, even though it feels incredibly invasive to have his parents asking him all these things. But they're his parents, and he does feel grateful for them not trying to vivisect him, so it can't be that bad, right?

But it just escalates.

His parents have never really been great with boundaries, especially when it comes to ghosts, and at some point Danny realizes that there's not really a point where either of them will truly stop. They keep asking him for blood samples, skin samples, hair samples, marrow samples, anything that can help understand him inside and out. They know ectoplasm can bring inanimate things to life or infuse life into the dead, so it quickly becomes Hey Danny, what if we injected human blood into a ghost? And Come watch us infuse ectoplasm into these frozen mice! and Danny, come help us out with this project!

Vlad won't even come in between any of this, not after Danny let slip that he wasn't the only halfa out there. Maddie's affections are a lot less attractive to him when it feels like being a lab rat under her microscope, and the coward seems more than happy to leave Danny to his fate while he goes and lives it up in his mansions. His friends are sympathetic, sure, but they don't really get it beyond usual "parents suck" complaining. it's not like Danny is actually in any danger.

Jazz at least takes it seriously, but she's off at university by then and she can't just drop everything to get into fights with their parents telling them to leave Danny alone. So Danny starts spending a bit more time than he probably should exploring the Ghost Zone and tumbling through portals, just to see where it leads him. It's stress relief, you know. Jazz would approve of him getting out of the house to clear his head.

The fact that some of these portals happen to connect dimensions isn't something he's expecting.

Neither is the fact that dimensions have their own rules, and in order to pass between dimensions, they must undergo changes as needed to fit those rules. Someone with magic cannot exist as is in a dimension without it, and the dead cannot walk in a dimension where the rules of life and death are drawn by different lines.

Danny winds up in Gotham with a body that feels unlike his own, the majority of his powers and his ghost half seemingly beyond his reach. He still thinks he's human (probably), but something about him isn't quite right. He feels odd, where he lands, and something about the air and the weather just doesn't sit right in his bones.

He's hungering for... ectoplasm, maybe? He can't put a finger on it, only that he's starving without it. Danny can't quite figure out how to get his way back—and he's not sure if he really wants to, if it means going back to playing house with his parents.

Then the Bats, from their own perspective, stumble across a medical mystery—one that doesn't want to be solved.

One that's absolutely sick of people trying to research everything about him.

And there's no way a being like him could be from Earth, right?

Batman is convinced he's an alien seeking amnesty on Earth. Tim's got his bets on an experiment escaped from some dark and corrupt lab somewhere. Dick's thinking the kid's a Meta with the kind of powers those with bad intentions would kill to have.

Jason, for what it's worth, really just wants to know how this bandaged and ill kid ended up in one of his safehouses—especially considering it's not accessible from the ground floor.

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I've been chipping away at a fic for this, but I'm not sure if it'd be something modern dpxdc fans would be interested in? Feel free to use this idea yourselves for anything if it piques your interest LOL, just credit me in the AN if you post it to AO3. I just think it's really funny to have Danny having incredibly boring "i feel i can't enforce boundaries with my parents" problems and then the Batfam seeing what it all looks like from an outsider's POV and coming to some very severe conclusions based on what they can pick up on because it's really not a good look.

Danny voice. No my parents are fine except for all the experimenting on me. Jason voice. THE WHAT.

[gurggggleburgle]

i think it be really funny if the reason why Shen Yuan feels he is gigachad brain in terms solving problems, being better than Shen Qingqiu, and making solutions while scoffing being like 'haha typical PIDW writing I'm so smart' isn't because he's actually trope savvy; but that because the world is based on Airplane's writing it means the world's collective intelligence cannot be smarter than its creator and intention. And PIDW is dumb on purpose in a lot of ways.

Like Shen Qingqiu sits in on Luo Binghe's meetings and offers bare bones economic theory and gets so much genuine praise and he's lording over how smart and cool he is for this.

Meanwhile Shang Qinghua has been begging the system to raise the bar since day 10. Man's taught himself so much theory and philosophy not because he's a scholar but because being in a room with people who are only as smart as you for thirty someodd years would drive a lot of people insane eventually. And you'd think having a fellow transmigrator would help but it's very obvious outside of lore man has the intelligence of shiny rock and he just can't man.

[nor3gertz]

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