#melanie blake

[s3viee]

"The damage is already done."

[honeykeats]

open: anyone!  muse: melanie blake!  plot: someone kidnapped mel. serial killer? stalker? i dunno. shit’s gunna be dark.

mel had no idea where she was when she woke. she was in a motel room, that much was certain as she sat up on the scratchy starched comforter. her head was throbbing, and all she could remember was the grocery store. she had paid. she went to her car and was loading in the stupid paper bags. had she finished loading them? had she made it into her car? she couldn’t remember, and trying to was making her head hurt more. fuck, what the fuck had happened to her?

she was still trying to piece things together when the sink in the next room, the bathroom perhaps, was turned off. she hadn’t even noticed it was on. and she had certainly not noticed that her hands were bound together. oh fuck. she was totally going to be murdered. fuck. fuck. fuck. she had watched enough horror movies and worked enough cases of her own to know better than to call out. instead, she tried to roll off the bed, maybe make it to the door before whoever was in here with her came back to finish her off. 

[juanarc-thethird]

So big fan of your “how to get your man” storyline but I got to know. Who is this mystery woman jaune is promised to?

Thank you, and I hope you're ready. ---------------------------------

How To Get Your Man 9

Previously…

Mama Arc: *serious* Sorry, but you can't marry my son.

Yang: *Confuse* Why can't I marry him?!

Mama Arc: Because he is already engaged to another girl.

Yang/Jaune: *Shock* HUH?! WITH WHO?!

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Outside the Arc's residency

Ruby: Can we get inside? My feet hurt.

Jaune: Just a moment Ruby.

Ruby: Ugh! *She whines*

Jaune: Mom, since when was I engaged? Nobody told me anything about this?!

Mama Arc: Don't you remember what your grandfather told you? If you don't get a fiancée by your 18th birthday, he would find you one. And since you never got one…

Yang: Wait what?

Jaune: I didn't think he was being serious!

Mama Arc: When he hasn't been?

Yang: I could have been his fiancée before his birthday?!

Jaune: Still, are you going to let me marry a stranger?!

Yang: I COULD HAVE BEEN HIS FIANCÉE BEFORE HIS BIRTHDAY?!

Jaune: Ok Yang, I need you to calm down. I'm trying to convince my mom not to make me marry a stranger!

Yang:...Sorry

Jaune: Thank you. *ahem* So mom, about this stranger.

Mama Arc: Oh Honey, she is not a strange. You already know her.

Jaune/Yang: I do?/He does?!

Weiss: *Excited* This is much better than a soap opera.

Blake: *Excited as well* Absolutely.

Mama Arc: She is…

The Arc's residency, Living room

Melanie: *Smiling and wearing a white dress* Hello, my name is Melanie Malachite, I'm Jaune's fiancee. Nice to see you again, Jaune.

Lil' Miss Malachite: What a handsome young man. You've grown a lot, Jaune.

Miltia: *On her phone* Sup.

Mama Arc: After you told me you were going to visit me. Invite the Malachite family so they can see you. Aren't you happy to finally see your childhood friends?

Jaune is shocked while Yang, well, I don't know the exact words to express her feelings right now.

Outside in the garden

Yang: *Screaming Angrily while her hair is heating like the sun itself* AAAAAAH!!

Weiss: *Looking at yang* Wow, so her enemy took her man….

Blake: *Also looking* Yep...

Weiss: Is it wrong for me to say that this plot is really good?

Blake: Honestly, I was thinking the same thing.

Weiss: *Surprise* Really?

Yang: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

Weiss: Are we bad friends?

Blake: No... ok, maybe a little.

Yang: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *Burning the grass with the heat of her hair*

Weiss: Ok, we have to calm her down.

Blake: How?

Ruby: Leave it to me!

She says while she is dress as a firefighter and has a fire extinguisher in her hand.

[howlingday]

The boys and jaune are at the club looking for a girl so jaune can get laid.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C9c9kSjuO08/?igsh=OTJiZTJ0MHJqMzlm

Here's the link to more of the scene on YouTube. And thank you for inspiring me to make something a bit... creative at the end.

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Jaune: (Smiles)

Cinder: I've got a secret~.

Jaune: Oh?

Cinder: I WORSHIP SALEM.

Jaune: ...

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Harriet: (Chugging shots) See, that's the problem! I can't find a man who can satisfy me! Some guys can go an hour, maybe an hour and a half, but that's it! A man's got to put in overtime to get me off!

Jaune: ...

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Yang: I'm not interested in a guy unless he rides a motorcycle.

Jaune: ...

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Willow: Yeah, baby, well, I'm almost single. My husband's on death row!

Jaune: ...

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Melanie: This is the first date Missy's been on since the doctor separated us!

Miltiades: This is the first date Missy's been on since the doctor separated us!

Jaune: ...

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Blake: I'm into the group thing.

Jaune: ...

Sun: (Smiles)

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Salem: I was a powerful witch in a previous life.

Jaune: ...

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Penny: (Beatboxing)

Ruby: My name is Ruby, and I'm the best~. Everybody always wanna feel my breast~.

Ruby: Pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up...

Jaune: ...

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Nora: I've been doing some videos, but what I really want to do is star in my own videos, because I want to become a pop singer, and a rock singer, and write my own songs, and sing my own songs, and then I want to be an actress...

Jaune: (Nodding in and out)

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Tyrian: (In a dress) I hope you don't mind me coming over and sitting down, but I've been watching you all night~. And I wanna tear you apart~.

Jaune: !

Tyrian: And your friend, too~.

Cardin: (Spits out drink)

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Neptune: So, how's the hook up going?

Jaune: Terrible. I've spoken to probably a dozen girls tonight and not one of them feels right to me.

Cardin: Pssh! It's not about feeling right, Arc. It's about getting you some so you can stop being such a sad-sack!

Ren: I think what Cardin is trying to say is that you're looking too deep for a commitment. Tonight is just helping you make an attempt with a woman. Nothing more, nothing less.

Sun: Well, you guys might be losers, but I managed to get that groupie chick's number.

Jaune: Yeah, have fun with that. Hope you can find a player two.

Sun: Easy! Neptune, you in?

Neptune: Sorry, Sun, but I'm already spoken for tonight. See, I was just having the most interesting conversation with that hottie in the black dress.

Jaune: Well, be careful, because I don't think you're the only one working some magic tonight.

Cardin: Damn right! That babe in purple was hungry for some Winchester, and I'm ready to serve myself up on a silver platter~.

Jaune: ...Cardin, no. Just no. (Sighs) Ren, can you help him?

Ren: I'm afraid not, no. I'm going to be busy with my own escapades tonight.

Jaune: Yeah? What girl?

Ren: Women, actually. The biker girl and the dreamer.

Jaune: Oof... Hope you've got the horsepower and the earmuffs to land it, buddy.

Ren: I'm perfectly capable of taking care of myself. Thank you for your concern, Jaune.

Jaune: So, everybody's getting laid tonight but me?

Cardin: Ah, just hammer back a few and pick one, Arc. It's not rocket science!

Jaune: Yeah, you're right. This makes brain surgery look easy.

Jaune: (Malachites dump drinks on him)

Jaune: ...I'm going home.

Sun: Dude, don't-

Jaune: Nope. Not doing it. (Walks out)

Neptune: Poor guy... Think he'll be okay?

Cardin: He's fine! Now, where'd that feisty purple chick go~?

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Jaune: (Walking up the stairs, Sighs) Fucking stupid-ass...

???: Are you okay?

Jaune: Huh? (Sees woman in work clothes)

???: You look like you've had a rough night.

Jaune: That's 1 way to put it. (Unlocks door) But nothing a shower can't fix, right?

???: Ooh...

Jaune: What?

???: I just spoke with the super. He said that side of the building was going to be without water until tomorrow.

Jaune: Great. Just... fucking... great. (Sighs)

???: I... don't think it's as great as you say it is. (Chuckles)

Jaune: No, but it's basically par for the course.

???: Oh, do you play golf?

Jaune: Uh, no, I'm not really a sports kind of guy.

???: Oh, really? Would you say you're a drinking kind of guy?

Jaune: Better in me than on me, actually. (Chuckles)

???: (Giggles) Well, I don't have anything stronger than coffee, I'm afraid.

Jaune: Agh, and I forgot to get coffee today. (Chuckles) Guess I can't get a win tonight, huh?

???: I guess not. But if you'd like, I could make us a cup.

Jaune: ...I don't think your husband would appreciate me coming inside smelling like I do.

???: Husband? (Looks down) Oh... No, I... I'm afraid I'm not married anymore. (Twists ring)

Jaune: Oh... Shit, I... I'm so sorry.

???: Thank you, but... It's been some time since he passed away. Maybe... Maybe it's time I move on... (Pulls off ring)

Jaune: I... I think you should move on when you feel like you're ready to move on.

???: (Smiles) You're sweet, you know that?

Jaune: Yeah, well, sweet only takes you so far.

???: Well, if you're not too sweet, you can use my shower. So long as you don't melt like sugar.

Jaune: (Chuckles) Thanks, and, uh, I promise not to melt in your shower.

???: I should have coffee ready by the time you're out.

Jaune: Oh, well, thank you. Uh, do you have sugar, too, or should I dip you in my coffee instead?

???: ...

Jaune: Too far? Sorry. I think it's the booze in my hair.

???: No, no, it's fine. It just took me a minute to realize you were making a sugar pun, too. (Chuckles)

Jaune: Yeah... Uh, listen, is it really okay if I use your shower?

???: Of course! I was going to use it myself, but you look like you could use it more. (Opens door)

Jaune: Thank you, (Walks in) and I promise not to take all the hot water.

???: Please don't. (Walks in, Shuts door) I could use a shower myself after such a long day.

Jaune: Rough night, too, huh?

???: Well, nothing's too rough for this tough, little lady. (Giggles)

Jaune: And, uh, does this tough, little lady have a tough, little name?

???: Hardly. If anything, it's as delicate as a flower.

Jaune: Well... My name's Jaune Arc. It's short, sweet, and rolls off the tongue. The ladies love it~.

???: (Snickers) Do they, now? Well, my name is Kali Belladonna, but I don't think I can come up with anything as creative as your introduction there.

Jaune: (Chuckles) Yeah, sorry. But at least it's not as bad as the songs I come up with.

Kali: Oh, you sing?

Jaune: Just as a hobby. Is this the bathroom here?

Kali: Mhm. Help yourself.

Jaune: But not too much. (Winks) Beautiful flower like you needs water, too.

Kali: (Giggles) Oh, stop~.

Jaune: (Enters, Locks door)

Kali: ...

Kali: (Sighs)

Kali: Kali Belladonna, this is how you get hurt.

Kali: (Takes off clothes, Unlocks door) Well... Here's hoping this is worth it...

[agathacrispies]

Melanie de Jesus dos Santos is congratulated by Team USA after France wins its second ever world team medal

[melaniefarnsworth]

I decided to redraw some of my old fanart to see if I improved working digitally.

This is my updated Blake picture. I used Clip Studio Paint on my Surface Pro.

[s3viee]

OK so I haven't finished gravity falls yet. Im just about starting Season 2 once i get free time.

But thanks to @bugsinshoes I made an oc- Miss Melanie Blake.

I haven't made anything concrete yet, but hey, it's a start? I will be getting Bugs to help me :D

[honeykeats]

📻 mmm all our established ships please and thank you

let's go. i am crying. ok. thea & walker = waking up in vegas - katy perry. mason & nellie = nothing's going to hurt you bay - cigarettes after sex ilya & julie = howl - florence & the machine alexis & sasha = i'll follow you into the dark - glaive (and i hate myself for it) caine & hanna = groceries - mallrat & please do not go - violent femmes willow & marla = i choose you - adam melchor corey & melanie = good old-fashioned loverboy - queen mary jane & danny = i had me a girl - the civil wars juno & noah = you saved my soul - burton cummings but this version clary & racer = my favorite part - mac miller & ariana grande darby & sera = slow dancing in a burning room - john mayer thea & silas = godspeed - james blake kirsten & adam = a line without a hook - ricky montgomery ft mxmtoon mercury & winnie = arms tonite - mother mother & anything by the civil wars. thea & walker = summer dress - july talk & anything by july talk.

[iheartleopards]

rubyrella

Ruby rose as Cinderella

Oscar pine as the prince

Cinder as stepmother

Melanie as Anastasia

Miltia as drizella

Roman as Lucifer

Wiess as jaq

Blake as gus

Yang as the fairy godmother

Yang: my baby sister looks so cute as Cinderella

[midnightswillow]

Taylor Swift's 34th birthday party

[capitalisticveins]

Elliott and Sunshine 🤝 Blake and Bestie

being told to get a room by their friends

[silverraindropliliacsky]

Final: miscellaneous.

Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Melanie Martinez

Scooby Doo

[howlingday]

Girl's Dorm

Miltia: Mel! C'mon, it's time to get up!

Melanie: Miltiades, I'm right behind you. I've been studying all morning.

Miltia: Ha! That's my sister! This is why you're mom's favorite~!

Melanie: Stop saying that.

Belladina Household

Blake: PENNY! PENNY, WAKE UP! THE BUS IS GOING TO BE HERE IN TEN MINUTES!

Penny: T... Ten minutes before the bomb goes off...

Blake: I'M BEGGING YOU! PLEASE, WAKE UP! IF YOU'RE LATE TOO MANY TIMES, YOU'LL GET INTO BIG TROUBLE!

She was late.

[problematic-rwby-shipping-poll]

RWBY I/NCEST BRACKET ROUND ONE

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Welcome to Round One of the RWBY I/ncest Bracket! For those participating, you will be voting for the ship you prefer. The matchups for round one and links to the polls are below the cut and will be added as they are posted.

Enabler (Ruby/Yang) vs Godcest (God of Light/God of Darkness)

Malacest (Melanie/Miltiades) vs Ancest (Ren/An)

Harvesting Moons (Ruby/Qrow) vs Liddellcest (Alyx/Lewis)

Mother Snows Best (Willow/Whitley) vs Daddy's Project (Penny/Pietro)

Schneester Love (Weiss/Winter) vs Frozen Idols (Nicholas/Winter)

Mommy Yangst (Yang/Summer) vs Frozen Heir (Jacques/Whitley)

Yangcest (Yang/Taiyang) vs Mother Fearest (Willow/Winter)

Rosecest (Ruby/Summer) vs Naughty or Ice (Weiss/Nicholas)

Branwencest (Raven/Qrow) vs Albaincest (Fennec/Corsac)

Cut Off (Weiss/Jacques) vs Rencest (Ren/Li)

Fireqracker (Yang/Qrow) vs Whitnick (Nicholas/Whitley)

Weisswhit (Weiss/Whitley) vs Northern Swans (Nicholas/Willow)

Yangry Birds (Yang/Raven) vs Distant Snow (Winter/Whitley)

Shadows of Change (Blake/Ghira) vs Planetcest (Mercury/Marcus)

Tairuby (Ruby/Taiyang) vs Done & Dusted (Jacques/Winter)

Bellacest (Blake/Kali) vs Fairest Beauty (Weiss/Willow)

[alannacouture]

VDay Countdown: Multifandom Edition 💕

[agathacrispies]

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