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[the-interidiot]

I LOVE your headcanons and can’t wait to read more of them!

Meet the Robinsons headcanons P2 - Fritz and his Kids.

[Possible trigger warning for self deprecating behavior/words. Also, unrelated but I LOVE feedback/responses! If you have anything to add or comment on a reblog, pls do!!!!]

Fritz suffers from generalized anxiety, separation anxiety, and dyslexia.

He’s never broken a bone, and Gaston occasionally tries to push him into dangerous situation on purpose to probe him to break one.

⬆️ This is out of love. The Framaguccis have the very solid belief injury builds character.

Fritz is HUGE on grooming. He isn’t a clean freak, but he is the kind of guy to own seven shampoos and frequently buy everyone else bathing stuff.

Fritz is the only person in the house in denial about that doll being real. The doll is, by the way, not real.

‘Petunia’ was carved by Fritz, and while doing so he cut off multiple of his fingers, and the stitches are very visible on his puppeting hand if he ever takes the doll off.

Fritz is ambidextrous, as are BOTH his children.

Tallulah and Laszlo are both trans, MTF and FTM respectively.

Tallulah stays up until 4am watching conspiracy theory videos and then randomly blurts stuff about cryptids at breakfast.

She claims she hates any energy drink because caffeine is a blight on the world, but consumes about 7 cups of coffee an hour.

The other Robinsons literally hide the pot past noon, and it’s saying a LOT if a Robinson cuts you off something.

Tallulah is the only person from her side of the family who isn’t neurodivergent at all.

She makes all the Halloween costumes in August and then waits impatiently for Halloween (and Summerween, because this family celebrates that 100%).

She loves short haired dogs and cats. HATES anything that sheds, unfortunately including the family dog.

Laszlo is autistic, I have covered this before.

He also suffers from sensory based OCD, which is only shared with Wilbur in the rest of the family.

Laszlo has nightmares but always forgets what they’re about.

Hes EXTREMELY intelligent, but has the attention span of a toddler and prefers painting over inventing.

He can’t cook. There is a sticky note on all the appliances he isn’t allowed to use, which include but are not limited to: The oven, the stove, the toaster, the coffee maker, the toaster over, the air fryer, the dishwasher, and the second sink.

Laszlo cannot draw people for shit without the gun, but he is WEIRDLY good an animals. He probably had a fursona growing up.

Laszlo had blue hair growing up and looked a little homeless with how ratty he dressed. He was also into anime. (Have any of you seen NPMD? Teenage Laszlo is essentially just Richard Lipshitz from that musical.)

Laszlo, unlike his sister LOVES large, fluffy dogs - the bigger the better.

Laszlo uses his goggles as a comfort object and will panic without them.

‘Petunia’ has pads installed in her hands to soften blows on Fritz. Art added this out of genuine concern Fritz was using the doll for self deprecating purposes.

‘Petunia’ has a time out box, curtesy of everyone else.

Essentially everybody but Laszlo looks for any excuse to get that doll away from Fritz. Bud is the nicest about it, not at all trying to stop Fritz from having her, but not acknowledging ‘Petunia’ when possible.

Laszlo sometimes takes the doll when Fritz is asleep and stares at it in the middle of the night.

He doesn’t remember his mom.

[food-for-hungry-mtr-fans]

MTR Doris Takeover AU P2

Oh, your gunna be real sad here, mate. Fran is the only person POSSIBLE to write HCs about.

Neil is termination two. In this timeline Dor-15 had taken over before Wilbur was born and killed Cornelius after forcing him to watch his family become enslaved. Therefor he is dead, and Wilbur was never born.

I will gladly do Franny, and to make up for the lack of characters you specified, here’s how Carl, Billy, Joe and the twins and holding up.

FRANNY.

The curator of our happy little gang.

She manages all the ‘zombified’ family, commanding them house tasks while Gaston manages the sentient ones.

She doesn’t show a lot of emotion. She isn’t controlled, but does have a Dor-15 with her, Bowler Hat guy style.

She bonded with the Dor-15, which is named ‘Fr-11’ [pronounced frie] and is more docile than normal Dor-15.

The hat does a lot of her action thinking.

If she has any empathy for her family, she hides it.

Her apathy is one of the reasons Art gave up. If Franny crumbled under the force of the helping hats, then all hope was lost.

Gaston despises her demeanor. He wants to shake her into showing any feelings.

CARL.

Poor guy is rusting.

Carl has two distinct modes that are triggered on an off by a massive switch on his ‘back’.

Back is in quotations because it’s really an attachment to his back - a modified Dor-15 connected to his main power.

When is his controlled mode, Carl acts like a drone of sorts. He attacks anyone who isn’t a Robinson with no remorse or need for permission.

When he’s on his normal mode he tends to be the only positive light in the family, trying his hardest to socialize with those barely sentient.

Hes the only person Gaston is okay dropping his guard around.

His write arm got destroyed from rust damage, and is down to the wire. Hes in a bad state, lots of exposed frames.

He refuses to get repaired because he would rather be shut down than let Dor-15 get more inside his wires.

BILLY.

Both in semi-sentience, but are considered the least sentient of the family who aren’t zombies.

Billy manages most of the practical house stuff. Getting food, keeping lights on. She also manages multiple work districts in Tommorowland.

Billy isn’t super aggressive, but she will destroy anyone who picks a fight. She cannot attack without permission, but if hit in any way she will mercilessly destroy her enemy.

Monologues a lot.

Works on making efficient transport systems for coal and materials across work districts.

Even in her controlled stupor, she is still sometimes seen giggling happily as she works on her trains, filling them with coal.

Her trains are everywhere in the city. If it’s a vehicle more than 20 feet long, she made and manages it.

JOE.

Joe is the least sentient by technical standards.

He spends most of his day watching the cameras, and never seems tired of it.

In fact, his devotion and unwavering blankness makes him seem like a zombie, but he isn’t. He is sentient.

He was already non-verbal pre-takeover, only saying a handful of words by will but writing often

A Dor-15 sometimes speaks for him, but he doesn’t usually need it.

He wears a visor that allows him to remotely see as many camera screens as needed at once if he moves away.

The visor also controls a pack of Dor-15, which all bend to his will.

Think the villain from Big Hero 6’s nanobots.

SPIKE AND DIMITRI.

Alive, and mostly unharmed.

They were forced to evacuate their pots as Dor-15 destroyed almost all plant life.

They like to poke their heads from pipes, Mario style.

Dimitri acts mostly the same, but it’s unclear if that’s because he cares little for the family, or he’s coping.

Its more likely the latter.

Spike on the other hand it taking the situation more seriously.

He resides often in the vents and watches the family, doing small works of sabotage to keep Franny and Gaston busy.

Only Laszlo knows they’re there, but everyone thinks he’s crazy, so they ignore him.

They bring Laszlo paint and scrap metal in exchange for food.

Dimitri never leaves the pipe, but Spike occasionally leaves to scuttle off and steal stuff for their survival.

Dimitri has eaten a vent rat. He didn’t need to; they had food. He just wanted to. Said it was ‘authentic apocalypse experience.’

[butchlinkle]

really helpful technique ^ once you know how to divide by halves and thirds it makes drawing evenly spaced things in perspective waaay easier:

[some-pers0n]

Hey you ever think about The Characters so much to the point where

[prokopetz]

The real reason your sapient dragon character needs a "rider":

Dragons on the wing are vulnerable to being mobbed by smaller, more agile flyers, particularly in your large rear blind spot, like a bird of prey being mobbed by crows. Having a human armed with a long spear perched on your back helps to dissuade anyone from getting any funny ideas.

Breath weapons are impressive enough on the ground, but in flight they're really only good for strafing stationary targets; trying to use your breath weapon in an aerial dogfight is a good way to get fire up your nose. A real fight calls for sterner measures – and, concomitantly, a crew to aim and reload the cannons.

In today's competitive world, it's not enough to devour a flock of sheep and call it a day if you want to keep your edge. You're accompanied at all times by a qualified personal alchemist tasked with carefully regulating your internal furnace to ensure peak performance, and sometimes you even listen to them.

No dragon of any quality would be caught dead without their valet. It's not as though you can announce your numerous long-winded titles yourself when introductions are called for, can you? You suppose next you'll be expected to pick up the spoils of your conquests yourself, like a common brigand. Perish the thought!

[drowninnoodles]

Heh

thanks to @hannahdra-ws for quote, its very cursed indeed.

[keithbutgay]

hi!

um

yeah

notes goal post

because i really need motivation

(i stole some of these but shhhhh)

if this post gets 50 notes i'll drink water right now

100 i'll go to bed at midnight for the rest of the week

200 i'll actually do my laundry

500 i'll take a shower every day for the rest of the week

1,000 i'll brush my teeth every night for a full week

2,000 i'll stop binding for an unhealthy amount of time for a full week

3,000 i'll start actually wearing my ankle braces consistently

4,000 i'll eat breakfast every day for the rest of the week

5,000 i'll stop binding while sleeping

6,000 i'll stop wearing earrings i'm allergic to for a full week

7,000 i'll start doing makeup again

8,000 i'll stop eating chocolate for the rest of the week

9,000 i'll make my autodale masks

10,000 i'll touch grass every day for the rest of the month

11,000 i'll water my plants twice a week for the rest of the month

12,000 i'll put on my lotion when i need to for a full week

13,000 i'll eat at least two meals every day for the rest of the week

14,000 i'll finish my water bottle every day for a full week

15,000 i'll write more for forest files

18,000 i'll clean out my backpack

19,000 i'll take my vitamins every day for the rest of the week

20,000 i'll finish my stained glass project

21,000 i'll go to bed before midnight for the rest of the week

22,000 i'll do my summer reading

23,000 i'll move the knife out of my room

24,000 i'll eat three meals every day for three days

25,000 i'll stop purposefully triggering myself for a full week

50,000 i'll try my best to stay clean for two full weeks

i'll probably add more goals if this somehow get past 5k, but there it is for now :)

spam allowed

tagging allowed

ummm the deadline is halloween

*thumbs up*

go for it

[dendrochronologies]

maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

[menlove]

interesting how transmascs & transfems alike think losing weight is the answer to pass as our chosen gender.... almost as if fat people are never Truly afforded a passing gender regardless of trans status. as fat people we are never Truly seen as Men or Women. anyway fuck that notion & if u think u need to lose weight to pass that's the devil talking

[whyissupernaturaltrending]

a former US president gets shot at and rather than trend himself he causes supernatural to trend instead because everyone is sharing the news via the destiel meme. unparalleled

[awakefor48hours]

Since the news is still fresh

Please consider reblogging for more people to see

[whaledocboi]

ai generated images make me increasingly sad and tired the more i see them in more and more casual contexts. i dont know how to explain, but it just fills the world with a bunch of nothing. no matter how visually stunning the pictures might be, there's nothing behind it for me. no dedication, no emotions, no feelings, no hard work or creativity, nothing i can truly think about, admire or enjoy. i dont think thats how art is supposed to be

[lastoneout]

Ya know when people told me "when you're finally safe enough that you can leave survival mode and start to let go of and process your c-ptsd/trauma things are probably going to get really, really bad before they slowly start to get better" I thought that was reasonable. I did not understand that by "things are going to get bad" they meant "you're going to find yourself in the worst mental state of your entire life, but dw, that means it's working" and tbh I simply wish someone had been more clear.

Edit: If everyone could please take a minute and think about what it must feel like to be struggling and then have multiple strangers say to your face that they find the prospect of going through what you're going through so horrifying that they'd rather kill themselves and then stop leaving comments like that I would greatly appreciate it.

[alienthegreenalien]

the new 7 cardinal sins are mommy blogging, making mukbang videos, advertising a book by listing its tropes only, clickbait, making musical biopics, manosphere podcasts, and commenting "mommy? sorry" on a random person's picture

[prokopetz]

Referencing obscure Internet memes in mainstream media almost invariably falls flat, but if movie!Deadpool walked into the aftermath of a scene of gratuitous carnage and quipped "wow, it looks like a children's hospital in here" it would totally work. To those who don't catch the reference it would come off as generic edgy bullshit, and to those in the know, Deadpool having a Tumblr account is completely believable.