#mini kebab

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[taximcafe]

Mini Lahmajun | Taxim Cafe | Turkish Restaurant Dubai, UAE

Our restaurant in Dubai, we are committed to providing our guests with a memorable dining experience, and our Mini Lahmajun. Our Mini Lahmajun is a delightful twist on the traditional Middle Eastern dish, Lahmajun, which is a thin and crispy flatbread topped with a flavorful meat mixture. We have taken this classic recipe and created bite-sized versions that are perfect for sharing or enjoying as a delicious appetizer. Each Mini Lahmajun is made with a thin and crispy dough, which is then topped with a mouthwatering mixture of finely minced meat, fresh herbs, onions, tomatoes, and a blend of aromatic spices. The meat is cooked to perfection, ensuring a juicy and flavorful experience in every bite.

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[artsbakery22]

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[py-dreamer]

Click pic for less sh!tty quality ig

Ok so I will admit I did use @maplesleep's format for this again but I wanted to compile these cakes into one drawing and what better way than one of those cute, fancy cake stands?

And the background was too cut to use, I hope you don't mind...heh

Anyways, I know the prices seem outrageous but my main justification is that you're also getting extra sugar cookies, decorations, cut fruits, sometimes kebabs/tanghulu, sometimes rock candy and extraw sweets on the side. Heck, Wukong's even has a mini stack of pancakes on top so I basically doubled the price and honestly if it was this detailed, I'd hope the price isn't too unreasonable

So what do y'all think? Would you buy a slice?

(Also the names are half-assed, you only get 1 slice per payment ig and if you missed the names, here they are:

Xiaotian: The hero's first taste of victory

Xiaojiao: Mei's kiwi boba delight

Nezha: Nezha's slice of heaven

Tang & Pigsy: Freenoodle's tangy berry treat

Sandy: Sandy's jiggly summer voyage

Red Son: The demon bull prince's extra hot surprise

Chang'e: Chang'e's bunny-jelly mooncake

Mihou: Macaque's piece of the night

Wukong: The delectable legend of the monkey king)

WARNING: ANY DAMAGE CAUSED BY, IMPALEMENT, ABSORBTION OF THE SOUL, HUGGED TO DEATH, BURNED TO DEATH, BLINDED BY BEAUTY TO DEATH, SPINE RIPPED OFF, RIPPING AT THE SEAMS FROM CHAOS, EATEN BY DRAGONS, COOKED IN A STEW IS NOT THE RESPONSIBILITY OF 'Monkie Kid Bakery' IF ATTEMPTS WERE MADE TO INGEST THE CHARACTERS

[writing-zelda-brainrots]

Apothecary![Name] and Chain mini headcanons

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[Name] is the only one who knows how to use chopsticks. It's a little strange to use forks and knives at first, but they get the hang of it pretty quickly.

Inversly, the Links have a hard time with the chopsticks.

Wild almost gets it, but he keeps dropping the food and one of the sticks with it.

Wind does that thing where he stabs the food like a shish kebab out of frustration.

Time probably has it the hardest because of Stiff Old Man HandsTM. He almost snaps the sticks in two (please don't, these are the only pair that [Name] has).

Legend starts bragging that he got it down faster than the others, but [Name] points out that he's holding them like a child would (that shuts him up quickly along with some teasing from Wars).

Hyrule tries. It's not good at all, but he still gets a gold star for trying.

Sky actually gets the hang of it really quickly. Once he masters it I kinda think he'd end up prefering chopsticks and he's already thinking about carving his own.

Twilight on the other hand, finds it very frustrating (must run in the family, I suppose). Chopsticks are dumb, anyway! You can't eat soup with these! Has to surpress the urge to chew them-

Wars likes to act all confident, but his hands are shaking so much that he keeps dropping the food. I suppose that this little rivalry with Legend ends in a draw.

Four holds the sticks right at the very tips. Any higher up and he immediately loses his grip.

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I think that the Links (minus Wind) often make dirty jokes. They've tried holding back on it ever since you joined (trying to be all polite and classy and stuff), but sometimes one slips out. So imagine their utter shock when you keep making your own. I happens every time, but it still takes them by surprise every time. And your jokes are somehow worse, to the point where you have them blushing.

[Name]: I've heard all the jokes before. You don't have to act "proper" in front of me. I grew up in the pleasure district. I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.

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[adamsapppleartist]

"Meeting in Hell" Part 2. mini comic for my #AdamsApple story! Happens between chapters 1 and 2! (After Adam escaped Lucifer's bed.)Adam and his reaction to difficult situations "so, are we going for a kebab?" xD

Support me on Patreon (more hot, fullnudity NSFW AdamsApple content >D)

I'm currently publishing the Adam x Eden Lucifer comic on my Patreon

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[slightly-depressed-sloth]

This was meant to just be a quick piece as a break from my Robin redesigns but then I spent 4 hours just on Jon’s hair and decided to do a background so here we are

Version without the text under ID

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[ID: Drawing of Damian Wayne’s Robin and Jon Kent’s Superboy like a Snapchat photo, Jon is in the right foreground, smiling while holding a kebab and doing a piece sign. Damian is slightly behind him to his left, looking away with his arms crossed. There are stalls and city buildings behind them. The text reads ‘BRB about to give a Justice Leaguer a (mini) stroke’ and tags Batboy.]

[iwanttobeskinny-anabutterfly]

Moje safe food i fear food 🦋

Safe food ✅

wafle ryzowe

coca cola zero

milky way

ciasteczka lotus

warzywa na patelnie z ziemniakami

serek fruvita low carb

niskokaloryczne pankejki z jakiegos przepisu z tumblra

mleko migdalowe

makaron konjac

galaretki konjac

niskokaloryczne lody np: big milk, kaktus, twister, takie duze lody z lidla ktore na cale opakowanie maja tylko 295 kcal! (nie pamietam ich nazwy wybaczcie)

musy tymbark ”przekaska na 2 sniadanie”

jablka

mandarynki

ogorki

pomidory

rolki bob snail

lubisie

batoniki: nesquik, cini minis, corn flakes

puddingi proteinowe go active

bialko jaja

papryka

maliny

poziomki

truskawki

arbuz

marchewka

Fear food ❌

pizza

kebab

plynne kalorie np: szejki, coca cola ta zwykla

makarony

ser

chleb

maslo

lody w kubku (te co maja po 1000 kcal na opakowanie)

frytki

tosty

platki z mlekiem

zupki chinskie

babeczki

ciasta

gofry

nalesniki

zupy

bulki

wypieki z biedronki i lidla

batoniki powyzej 100 kcal

banany

awokado

hamburgery

wrapy

czekolada

kakao

mleko krowie

jajecznica

ciastka milka, bonitki itp.

maslo orzechowe

ketchup (ogolnie wszystkie sosy i wgl)

kawa z mlekiem

cukier poprostu

nutella

[carionto]

Another "oopsie"

The *sigh*... Death Kebab, did a test fire today.

A single tungsten-alloy round, twenty centimeters in diameter, three meters long, just over two thousand kilos, and accelerated by a 610 kilometer long rail cannon, powered by hundreds of their ridiculous true fusion reactor mini stars.

It is, by a factor of stupid, the most powerful gun, if you can even call it that, ever built. Actually, the most powerful single anything ever built. So far.

Upon ejection, the rod was traveling at 0.842103C at what everyone thought was empty space for billions of light years. Except, the middle moon of this... thing... wasn't aligned perfectly, thus changing the inclination of the midsection by less than 0.002 degrees, which altered the exit trajectory by three one billionths of a degree.

In space, this Human attitude of "eh, close enough" they have for most of their things does not cut it when dealing with literal world ending devices. Which this miscalculation will in just over two hundred years.

Typical redirection and space hazard elimination methods simply can't handle this. It's projected that the projectile will potentially shoot through the planet or eject enough mass out the other side at still impressive velocities, triggering a sort of shotgun scatter effect in countless directions. Or just blow up the planet, we don't know. Simulations, no matter how advanced, can only tell us so much about something that has never happened before.

As members of the Coalition, Humanity has been officially tasked to prevent this senseless destruction under penalty of... we'll figure something out. Again, nobody ever thought someone could accidentally literally blow up a planet, we don't have protocols for this!

It doesn't help the Humans are not showing enough worry about this either. The first thing they did was hyper jump a junked freighter they loaded up with high density alloys and plating and explosives in front of the round. Fuck all that did except a giant explosion. Maybe slowed it down by a few hundred km/s, and potentially changed its course?

It is quite hard to track a thing going so fast when it's not within a star system. Nobody has managed to establish a monitoring network throughout all of empty space, some of our ancient civilizations tried - astronomical waste of time and resources, a logistical nightmare, bare cosmic radiation meant constant maintenance, zero use. Except now, for a thing Humans did.

Oh, their next plan is to shoot a smaller round AT the first one and obliterate them both. Sure? We guess it can't get wor-

They're gonna accidentally figure out a way to make this worse, aren't they?

[frozenfoodsehat1]

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[anitalianfrie]

cele/bezz + things you said when you were drunk

-daisy (@lastlatebraker)

things you said when you where drunk (bezzetti)

“Stronzo! Eat your own things, not mine!” shouts Pecco, shoving Mig aside. Mig collapses on the chair, laughing, a big laugh that comes from the stomach, and Luca falls down on the sticky surface of the table, headfirst, shoulders shaking. 

Cele looks at them from the other side of the table, eyes blinking, trying to clear his head. He drank just enough to feel completely stupid, but now he wishes the feeling could be washed away in a second, with a snap of his fingers. It’s five am, and they are sitting inside of a kebab shop, after getting out of the club all wobbly and laughters, leaning onto each other to not fall down. 

Nelli, the only one sober enough to still walk straight, plops down in the chair next to his, the tray in his hands hitting heavily the table, a couple of chips falling out of it and on the wood, thanks to the impact. Somebody’s hand immediately reaches out to get them. 

Cele kind of feels in his own world. Words don’t stick, flying around in his head, and he can’t grab them, make them stay still enough for him to give them any meaning or sense. 

He keeps blinking, hard, in the hope of something sticking. Nothing does. 

Something hits him in the shoulder, hard. He almost jumps from the surprise, but then he turns his head, and it’s only Marco. Marco who drank too much, so much that when they got into the kebab shop he simply collapsed onto a table and didn’t say a word, didn’t even ask for food. 

He always gets like this, when he drinks too much. Confused and loose limbed. Affectionate, almost sticky in his need. Cele doesn’t mind it, when Marco comes from behind him on the dance floor and hugs him tight, screaming in his ear, or when he wraps one of his arms around his waist while they wait for their drinks at the bar. He likes it, actually.  

Maybe more than he should. 

Cele gets one of his arms around Marco’s shoulders and squeezes, bringing him a bit closer. Marco smiles, his eyes closed.  

The others are still talking, laughing, and Luca is moving his hands around wildly, pieces of lettuce flying out of his sandwich. Cele stops trying to understand what they are saying. 

Marco starts nuzzling against Cele’s neck, and the brush of his untamed hair against his skin makes him ticklish. It’s... nice. A smile spreads on his lips. He can feel Marco’s mouth stretching against his neck, in a curve that’s twin to his own. 

Cele mindlessly puts one of his hands in Marco’s curls, playing with them, and Marco melts against him.  

It’s only the two of them in the whole world. 

After some time, Marco, uncoordinated and messy, puts one hand on Cele’s thigh and climbs up with his mouth, reaching Cele’s ear. 

“You know.” he says, whispers, and Cele can feel his lips against his skin. The sting of his scruff.  

“You know,” he continues, “I think. If you were a girl. I would fuck you.” and then he giggles, one of his soft laughs, burying his head deep down into the crook of his neck, pushing his nose against the muscles. 

Cele can feel his blood pumping, in his hands, in his veins, in his carotid against which Marco is hiding his face. He doesn’t-  

He tries to make sense of the word he just heard. Maybe the alcohol just scrambled them too. But Cele can see them, written in front of his eyes, and they are not moving. He can feel their sour taste against his tongue with extreme clarity. 

If you were a girl. 

Cele wishes the alcohol could make him feel stupid again, sheepish and without a care in the world. But it’s too late. It’s gone now. 

If you were a girl. 

Mig shoves a chip in his face. 

“Do you want it? I put some lemon on it, it's a banger!” 

Cele takes the chip. 

It tastes like tears. 

Marco keeps nuzzling against his neck. 

send me a pairing and one of these and i’ll write a mini fic

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[quitealotofsodapop]

Oh my gods, all the Wukongs see Hero!Liuer and go "Master? Tiny Master? TINY TRIPITAKA!"

Liuer has no idea what's going on but he is delighted. Especially when he meets the big MKs.

Hero!Liuer wanders into a multi-dimensional SWK/Monkey King meeting and the room just zeros in on him.

LMK!SWK: "Oh my buddha, it's a mini-Tang!!!" <3

Reborn!SWK: "Is he Master Sanzang as a child? He has the soul mark of the Cicada."

NewGods!SWK: "He's got chubby cheeks ripe for pinching, thats what he's got!"

NetflixSWK: *incomprehensible baby talk*

2000sCartoon!SWK: "Eh!? Another Master Tripitaka? But this one's so small!" •^•

Meihouwang!SWK & LEM: "I dunno who Tripitaka is, but this one looks fun!" "Why is your name Six Eared?"

Smash!SWK: "Whoa! Trips got shrunk!" :O!

HeroIsBack!SWK is proudly showing off his tudi/adoptive son to all who wishes to see.

Liuer is def mothered/fathered by all the older SWKs. He's so small! And excited to be here with all the different Monkey Kings! Netflix!SWK and Smash!SWK treat him more like a little brother, the latter calling him "squirt" unironically. Liuer is really confused around 2000sCartoon!SWK because the brunette monkey keeps treating him like he's a wisened monk.

Meihouwang treat Liuer like a new playmate, taking him on their explorations around the different Flower Fruit Mountains. He's declared an "honorary Flower Fruit monkey!" and they try drawing face markings onto him.

Liuer meets MK; who immediately offers to show Liuer his Monkey King biography - Liuer accepts immediately and is blown away by the artwork and the things Monkey King has done "in the future"! MK and Mei unofficially deem Liuer their Little Bro. They talk for so long about their worlds & legends that MK forgets to mention that he inherited SWK's powers.

Then Liuer meets other *hims*?! Who are (mostly) all Great Monks and sages?! :O!

This happy little monk boy is in heaven.

The other Tripitakas adore Liuer; seeing him as a younger, more heroic version of themselves.

LMK Tang endears himself to Liuer with his storytelling and fatherly attitude - but Liuer is the sorta kid to loudly call out adults "doing things wrong". Example; "Mr Tang, monks aren't supposed to eat meat.", "Mr Tang, the Buddha hears all your swears.", "Mr Tang, you have to pay for your food." etc... so Tang tries to adjust his behaviour to set a good example. Nevermind that he isn't a buddhist monk - but he aint telling them that. XD

2000sCartoon!Tripitaka: "Brother Tang, it is improper for a monk to consume alcohol..."

LMK!Tang: *about to continue drinking anyway*

Liuer: "Mr Tang, sifu Fa says baijiu makes it harder for Buddha to hear us..."

LMK!Tang, mock surprise: "Eh?! I didn't know that. Thank you for warning me mini-sage!" *pours drink back into bottle*

Liuer: :D!

Other Tripitakas: "Oh, he's good at this." "I can barely get Bajie to stop stealing food..."

The reaction from the Macaques are... lukewarm at best like with the other monks. The ones who dont have beef with Tripitaka just see him as a cute kid, while the ones who've tried making monk kebabs feel really awkward around Liuer. He also sets off the older Mac's parental instincts, so he gets son-coded immediately.

He's their perfect little monk boy, and they'll kill anyone who poses a threat to his childhood wonder.