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[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROXY: killed a spider n now i feel bad :/

DAVE: give birth to a spider to make up for it

DAVE: why did i say that

ROXY: why DID u say that

DIRK: Okay, so it takes 9 months to make a baby human; that's about 3 kg.

DIRK: A baby spider, by contrast, weighs about 1 mg; roughly 3 million times lighter.

DIRK: So you could give birth to a healthy baby spider in about 8 seconds.

DIRK: It's not a big inconvenience.

DAVE: roxys on the other side of the cave just churning out spiders as fast as georg can shovel them into his mouth

[clownhonkbonk]

Loved your Bertie! By chance...Wilde maybe??? Please?

smt smt please don't go where i can't follow.

hi!! thank you!! sketch for you!!!!!!! im sorry this isn't that clean but yay!!!!!!

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

MinusGoji: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.

BONUS:

BOOP!!!

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

What's your personal favorite AU out of them all???

In a previous ask, I wasn’t very certain how to answer this sort of question—but now, I do think I figured it out, and did like a little list.

It’s in the order of both which is my favorite+how much I like them. But even then, it doesn’t mean too much—like, the lowest one is still one I like a lot. I wouldn’t do AU’s that I hated, obviously.

1: Dr. Scraptrap AU.

2: Tie between the Swap AU with Cassie, Glitchtrap, and Vanny—and the Reluctant Follower Jeremy & Animatronic Vanny AU.

3: The memory and reunion AU with Glamrock Freddy and Glamrock Bonnie.

4: The Game AU/the one where the kid ends up in some sort of video game with Freddy and the others.

5: The ghost David AU.

Even though I’d say the Dr. Scraptrap AU, the Swap AU, and the Animatronic Vanny AU would be like... the top 3, I still really enjoy all of the other ones.

[calamitoustide]

“That oh from us, so much will grow.”   

chance with you - mehro/choices - messermoon/chance with you - mehro/unknown/waiting room - phoebe bridgers/choices - @sophsicle/waiting room - phoebe bridgers/choices - messermoon/waiting room - phoebe bridgers/unknown/faking - koda/choices - messermoon/faking - koda/the last day of pompeii -karl bryullov/take me back - heroe/choices - messermoon/take me back - heroe/the last day of pompeii -karl bryullov/peter - taylor swift/choices - messermoon/unknown/somewhere only we know keane/choices - messermoon/somewhere only we know - keane/unknown/peter - taylor swift/choices - messermoon/peter - taylor swift/unknown/we're in love - boygenius/choices - messermoon/we're in love - boygenius/choices - messermoon/we're in love - boygenius/choices - messermoon

[notonlymice]

AU where, while being Regina's prisoner, Belle starts seeing things (and people) that are not really there.

[fictionalshippingbean]

Nightmare, walking into the room: Why is Cinna loudly screaming into a pillow in his room?

*Dream says nothing and just points at the tv that has Pokémon Shield on the screen, showing a summary of a shiny Virizion*

Nightmare: ahh…so he finally got that shiny he was hunting for almost a year…good I was sick of his constant angry screeches when that stupid thing didn’t shine

[quietghost]

[chopshajen]

23. Haven

Catching up with @nameless-is-nameless‘s Haven, our party’s swarmkeeper ranger. I love him very very much. He’s a host to a beehive! He’s also (un)dead.

It is extremely cool that Haven is a mummified skeleton until I have to draw toes LOL

Also my friend Scott suggested this as a caption so now you have to read it too: “I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the bees”

[purpleandstarlight]

Marry Holidays, you filthy Animals!!

[ronanlynchbf]

tag game where the first celebrity, outfit, quote & aesthetic pin on ur pinterest is ur vibe, tagged by @danielsousa THANK YOU ELKE MWAHHH this is sooooo fun i've seen it floating around here and there and always wanted to do it so <33333333

tagging @lesbianjudasiscariot @parrished @strawdogs @ronanessy & @stringcage IF u all want to obviously <3333!!!

[mha-vilain-au]

Izuku: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.

Medusa: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Ochaco: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Tosho: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Hitoshi: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

[petorahs]

personal but there comes to a point in my shipping where if i like it for long enough i come up with an otp tag for it and theres no set time for this but i really cant wait to know what my mind comes up with for shuake.

[adm-starblitzsteel-4305]

Minus Godzilla: Please, Koichi, after everything we’ve been through together. You can’t do this.

Minus Godzilla: I’m sorry Koichi.

Minus Godzilla: I’m begging you. Don’t do it.

Koichi: It has to be done.

Minus Godzilla:

Koichi:

Minus Godzilla:

Koichi: *Places +4* Uno.

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

Send asks, please. I’d love to answer AU related asks for any of them—I just want to talk about them. Also doesn’t just have to be AU related, but, anyway.

[coollyinterferes]

“Thing is, even in a dress, I could kick a bloke’s arse anyday.”