#mmmmmm yep

[powercycle]

loving this pedestrian affirmations post but its lauding the use of crosswalks. oh? i thought we were jaywalking in this bitch....:/

[trickarrows-bishop]

hey. hey.

you normal about this?

dumbest question uou could’ve asked actually

[chuitu]

moot appreciation time!!!

Augh, lemme get this shit over with like haiyaaaaaaaa...

Starting with exhibit numbah oooneeee, @littlethingsrae , the birb ladee, that guyyyy... Me love their ocs, smol story-lores, art styles, very bon apetite, would eat again.

Mmm Ateeeee @berrybaps yism, would eat art, it like 5 star saudi emirates resturant cuisine, would gobble monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday- ocs very smash- i mean head plappa- i mean adorable yism, would recomment.

NEEEEEXT ONEEEEEEE... @camhues, honestly, their oc Daiyu, the way i would let that woman- [Redacted for safety of minors], anywaysssss... love their artstyle, very french cuisine, bon appetit fr, like eating on top of the Eiffel tower, 5000 billion meters in space, like rolling in the dee- i mean galaxy. would recommend.

AAUUUUGHHHHH NUMBER I CAN'T REMEBERRRRRR... @doppel-doodles yipeeeeeeee... honestly... Shui... smas- anyways, artstyle very yummy, dessert fr, would recommend every year as replacement for wee- i mean fentan- i mean whiff powde- i mean uh- medicine, legal medicine yep, very recommended.

@starberr MMMMMM DON'T GET ME STARTED WITH THIS ONE- HONESTLY- THEIR ARTSTYLE, SMA- I mean lic- i mean yummy, like ice cream, oreo cookies flavored fr, with a side of THE FUCKING COLORS OF THE RAINBOW, TASTE THE RAINBOW BI- anyways srsly... the way their ocs built, pop off queen 🫶

@qle-mentine I love the way they make their ocs, make me wanna explode into a billion stars, the colors make me wanna- AAAHAJSNSJKSJSNS SSJ SNW DJW DJW DNSNDNSJD SJ DJS DJS DIS DIA DISBDIS DISNJDUW DJSHD AJFHSIDH- vibrate, anyways, lovely person, art is very delishoes, would recommend.

@noteverystarisasun FUKCING NORSE MYTHOLOGY RA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A AA A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A- Bodily dismorphable horror lesgoooooooo- lore is also scrumpty dumpty, would recommend to eat ur soul out- anyways, funny person fr, would eat art from them again.

@hayatiayad MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM JIAO YUE YUMMY- i mean their art style and current ongoing comic is yummy, would recommend, very 5 star meal fr, delishoes and also person is noice :3

[salternateunreality2]

Another Awkward Sefikura date idea, since @snowbanshee asked:

Cloud asks Sephiroth out:

Cloud practiced in Angeal's bathroom mirror with the pickup lines Zack gave him. He took deep breaths. Sephiroth and he hang out with the group; this is fine. They knew each other. Sephiroth (probably) wouldn't be offended. Just because he's Cloud's childhood idol and crush and only the hottest, most skilled warrior on the planet didn't mean he'd be an asshole to the lowly third that tags along.

This is fine. Cloud is fine. The worst he can say is no. Deep breaths. He was just outside on the balcony while Angeal was putting the finishing touches on dinner with Genesis (aka they make out in the kitchen) and Zack ran an errand. Cloud "fuck you" Strife could do this.

Cloud didn't hear the knock on the door over his "deep breathing" (panicked panting). He only saw it open a crack. He was in the middle of saying "I'm Cloud 'Fuck You' Strife, I can do this" with his whole chest. He thought it was Zack, and intended to calmly say "I'm ok, I can do this".

Instead, on a big exhale, he accidentally screamed, "I CAN FUCK YOU!"

To Sephiroth.

Who was coming to check on him.

Stunned, Sephiroth looked down at him.

"Um, ok," Sephiroth replied. "Do you...um, right now? I don't know, I never...but I'd like to...but dinner... I'm sorry, I am unprepared for this conversation."

Cloud fainted, bashing his head on the counter on the way down.

When he came to, he thought he had died and gone to heaven. Understandable, as his head was lying in Sephiroth's lap.

"Mmmmm... Sephangel? Can...can I kissh you now that I'm dead?" Cloud asked in a daze.

"No, I will not take advantage of an injured friend. You are not dead."

"That's hot," said Cloud, blinking slowly. "So respeshful."

"Yep, definitely a concussion," came Zack's voice, too loud. Cloud winced and shut his eyes, turning his face into Sephiroth's stomach. That made it hurt worse, but feel better, as he could sense Sephiroth's body heat. He sighed softly, tickling Sephiroth with his breath.

Sephiroth looked to his friends for help, pink coloring his cheeks.

"Hey Spike, you'll thank me later," Zack said. Cloud groaned. "What were you going to ask Sephiroth?"

"Wanna go on a date," mumbled Cloud. "Yer sho cool, Speh. Go onna date. W'me."

"Cloud, I would love to, but first, can I take you to medical?"

"Mmmnooooooo. Date."

"Ok, I'll take you on a date right now, downstairs. Can I pick you up?"

"Mmmmmm..."

Everyone but Cloud held their breath. Cloud was notorious for being difficult to treat medically. They could force him, but it would mean a fight.

".....mmmmm ok, date w'Seph." Cloud decided.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and the pair headed off on their first date ever.

Highlights of the date:

* Cloud ordering Zack to go away, he had to "romance Sephiroth and your hedgehog assh is in the way".

* Sephiroth almost combusting on the spot as the medical staff overheard.

* Jello. It was Sephiroth's first taste of sweet jello. He thought it was the best thing ever at the moment, because it came from Cloud.

* Cloud trying to feed it to him, but feeding it to the wrong Sephiroth, since he had double vision.

* Sephiroth catching Cloud's vomit with a trash can in a move so beautiful, swift, and elegant, the nursing staff would sing its praises for ages.

* Cloud regaining his faculties and turning so red that the nursing staff immediately checked for a fever and worried over his heart rate, which had spiked.

* Sephiroth waiting until just after the staff left to ask if Cloud was serious about fucking him, causing the situation to repeat, and the staff to threaten to kick him out.

* Cloud only not fleeing the hospital because Sephiroth formally asked to hold his hand.

* Sephiroth asking if Cloud needed anything, and Cloud sarcastically saying "yeah to get the fuck outta here and go home with you", knowing from past experience that that was highly unlikely.

* Sephiroth taking him literally and moving heaven, earth, and Nurse Vaughn to free his chocobo, with promises to check in with the nurses every hour.

* Cloud kissing Sephiroth's cheek as Sephiroth carried him home. Good thing they were already at Sephiroth's door because Sephiroth.exe stopped working for a solid minute and a half.

* Cloud smiling quietly into Sephiroth's neck where he hid his head.

[thechekhov]

Dungeon Meshi - Quick Reacts (CHAPTER 12: Court Cuisine)

Mmmm yes. Love. The secret ingredient. 

(And Rice Ball.... the fourth foodgroup.)

I want to believe that the jewels are just like fruit gushers. 

ARTIST-SAN, I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING YOU TO SHARE YOUR ARTISTIC TALENTS WITH SOME OF US, WE’RE STARVING

What a cool visual, damn. 

MMMMMM. YEP, don’t like that. 

You’re living off the monsters in the dungeon. All your food tries to attack you, Laios. 

I follow the logic, but isn’t that risk also just... a little bit too un-calculated? 

oh boy, they’re all way too hungry to be reasonable. 

In fact, this manga makes me hungry. Had to leave and come back in the middle of this just to make lunch:

anyway back to reading

I thought it was just a painting but there’s a whole SCENE in here. Are these... real people? Depicting what the kingdom was like before it was a dungeon!?

Forget food, historians are gonna be drooling over this painting for a whole different reason. 

are... are you food shy? Laios, what’s happening? You couldn’t stand to take food from that family? Is that it????

poor man can’t catch a break

I have to wonder... is this truly the events as they happened? Clearly not, as Laios is in them. But also... how true are these magical paintings to real life? Was Lord Delgal truly like this? Or is this merely an idealistic recreation? 

what a distinct character in the middle of a crowd............ I wonder. 

This is turning into a mystery. 

Fascinating array. I still can’t help but notice the distinctly Japanese touch on these. 

ahhh but will you still be full when you come out of the painting, I wonder?

uh oh. Busted. 

Imagine what that looks like to her. This one dude just appears randomly and then leaves, never to be seen again for decades. 

I knew it. 🤣

[rustboxstarr]

SHUT UP

Pairing: Eddie Munson x Adhd Girlfriend Reader

Summary: shorite but cutie, ADHD Girlfriend wont stop talking during sex.

Warnings: P in V sex, kinda rough, ADHD

IF SMUT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE DONT READ!!

Eddie Pushes himself inside your dripping cunt earning a loud moan from you as you arch your back “Yeah, you like that?” he asked growling as he watched your naked body underneath him, “Mmm yeah” you hummed. Your head popped up “You know what I don't like though? This bloody assignment we have in English” Eddie frowned at you confused “Yeah you remember, we have to do this stupid essay on how we like to relax in our spare time and stuff. You were there” you continued. “You know what I like to do to relax?” Eddie asked seductively trying to get you to stop talking “Oh play guitar! Yes you could write about that and iiiiiiii” you continued. Eddie rolled his eyes at you.

“I could write about like driving, cuz’ I love driving” you ranted “Aha yeah I love driving too” Eddie sighed. He thrusted into you hard, earning a loud moan which cut you off. Seconds later you regained what you were saying “No but like it's soo fun” you continued. Eddie groaned. He hoisted your thighs up to rest on his hips as he sat on his calves grinding into you “You know I read how driving is good for the soul. I just wish I had a car you know” “Aha Yep” Eddies finger went down to your clit to circle it with his thumb. “Mmmmmm” you reacted to his movements “But at least I can drive dad's car when he doesn't need it. OMG! CAN'T WE GO OUT DRIVING?” you exclaimed loudly. 

“What now?” Eddie frowned “Yeah we're not doing anything anyway” you shrugged. “We're doing this!” he pointed to your conjoined bodies. “Oh right, well after” Eddie rolled his eyes and groaned “Now shut up so I can fuck you” he placed his hand over your mouth. “Well if you let me-” your voice was muffled under Eddies hand as he pressed harder “talk before you pounced on me the minute we got in the door I wouldn be talking right now” You licked his hand and in response he groaned a bleh!

He drew his hands back and grabbed onto your hips with extreme force, his fingertips digging into your plush skin. You were cut off with a gasp and a loud moan, as his screwed up face focused on pounding into you with as much force as he could muster. “That's it” he sneered up at your face, wide open mouth and closed eyes as you moaned.

[rammax]

Mmmmmm yep sexy as fuck xxx

[stevenblueniverse]

Bellow selkie au Chapter 10!

Chapter 10 Mr greg

Blue sat huddled in the corner, she'd threw on her selkie coat and hugged her knees, she was still wearing the human clothes yellow had gave her underneath, she was terrfied that human man had saw her. "So we found where your sister lives", yellow said, looking over to blue, "do you think we should go?", blue shook her head and pulled her hood over her, "no...", she whispered, "I'm not going!".

Yellow rested her head on her hand and thought, "but blue", she began, looking back at her, "this could be our chance, our only chance to get her back", blue mumbled something yellow couldn't understand, "pardon me?", she leaned towards her, "mmmmmm.....fine", blue reluctantly agreed, not looking up at her.

"good! we'll just be paying a visit, we'll leave if you get too scared", yellow got up from her bed and put on her boots. "we're going now?", blue yelped, her voice cracking, "yep! I saw her husband was getting back home from work late, he would probably be at work at this time, it's the perfect time to pay a visit!" yellow told her, "and blue", she pointed over to her, "put on the clothes I got you, those ones are too big for you!", "blue I like these!", blue complained!, "...they're mine".

"Fine! But they're very cute!" , after some more whining she finally put on the red dress she bought, she kept her selkie coat with her on top of the dress. "Why are you wearing that?", yellow asked blue as they walked outside , "I don't want to get sick!", blue replied, moving closer to yellow, she was very scared but had gotten better at hiding it "it's summer you won't get a cold, its very hot outside", "no not that type of sick!".

When they approached the house, blue froze, she started to shake, "a-are you sure h-he won't be here?", she looked back to yellow, she could see how scared she was, "Alright, new plan", yellow sighed, knowing this wouldn't go well and feeling very guilty for the state shed put blue in. "you can stay outside and wait nearby and I'll go in, I've spoke with them before I'll say I'm going to see them on behalf of you, sounds good?", blue nodded, deep down she didnt really have much hope but this plan sounded much better than the last one.

yellow turned back to the house and approached while blue went and slid down a hill to go by the shore to try and relax, as yellow was about to knock on the door it opened and steven, the young boy and son of pink diamond, came rushing out with his father behind him, they immediately stopped when they saw yellow, Steven waved at her and yellow smiled back. "Hello there, I'm here on behalf of someone who lives here, have you seen-", "greg universe? Yeah that's me I don't have my fanmail delivered straight to my home, lady!", the man loudly interrupted her, pulling steven away from her, yellow rolled her eyes, trying to contain her anger but knowing she had to keep calm.

"no im not here for you, mr greg I'm here for-", "whatever, no one else is here!", he interrupted her again, making this even more frustrating, "unless it's steven you want!", he joked picking up steven for a second then putting him back down, "you must have the wrong house lady!", he yelled as he walked away, getting in his van with "mr universe", written on it and driving away, leaving yellow and steven alone outside the house.

"Ugh...so he's that Mr universe", yellow mumbled, greg universe was quite a popular musician around here, she'd been seeing posters and shirts of him everywhere, she even let blue buy one of those shirts, that was definitely one of the worst mistakes she'd ever made. "Hello miss", Steven said, looking up to her, he was very small, "have I seen you before?", he smiled at her, revealing his missing tooth, "yes you have! Actually I'm here to see you mother do you know where she is?", "oh yes!", Steven pointed to the house, with the door still open, "shes in there! Come in come in!", he excitedly held her hand as he lead her in the house.

"Moommmmmm!!", Steven called, pulling yellow into the living room, there sat pink diamond, or rose, sewing a ripped shirt that belonged to steven, she looked up to see yellow, her curly pinkish hair covered most of her face. "She wanted to see you!", Steven told his mother, "oh..", was all rose said, as she looked at yellow. Yellow nervously approached her, she really should've thought this plan through more. "Hello, I'm here on behalf of your sister, she wanted to see you but couldn't", yellow told her, "I understand...", rose sighed, looking quite miserable, "there's many reasons she wouldn't want to go here, how is she?", she looked up to yellow, who was much taller than her and looked giant in the small living room, "shes fine, just worried about you", "oh", rose looked away from her, she could see Steven running up and down the stairs from his room and back carrying toys to show yellow.

"Hello miss! What's your name!", Steven said, walking inbetween yellow and rose, carrying all sorts of action figures, cheap light up cars, animal plushies, toy swords and toy guns, the toys couldn't all fit into his hands and where falling on the floor, yellow slighlty laughed at this, he really was adorable. "I'm yellow, yellow diamond", she answered, "AND IM STEVEN, STEVEN UNIVERSE!", Steven replied, jumping up to try and high five her but instead dropping all his toys and slipping over some. "Oh my are you ok?", yellow asked, trying not to laugh as she helped him up, even rose was slightly laughing at him now, "yeah..", Steven replied, he was OK but very embarrassed.

[weepingfoxfury]

The Saturday man on the radio had himself a very algorithmic first hour before letting Pat Benatar hit the airwaves with Love is a Battlefield. Weatherwise there was sunshine ... yep ... for about an hour that mysterious glowing orb was up there. Now the rain is setting in and 'the umbrella' is in demand.

The new 'time machine' finally made its way into this realm and has taken its place in the kitchen. Not the same somehow without the concrete mixer sounds the old one had ... but this one lets me open the door on the first go, makes only moderately loud beeping noises and has 'glory lights' inside that illiminate your now hot beverage in such a way you'd think the Pope himself was blessing every drop of coffee.

My one euro wind twirler has been hanging in Cathweegia a good couple of years now, and has definitely taken on many lives. I love how its changed from the pristine wood colour to having all matter of organisms setting up residence. Moss, spiders, aphids, leaves, seed heads. Can't help but wonder if the many legged critters get dizzy as it spins in the wind.

Sometimes I forget it's there. Low hanging as it is, I've lost count of how many times my head and the twirler have collided unexpectedly. Lost count of the spiders that have ended up on my hat from the close encounter. Always amusing to find little legs splayed out Mission Impossible style in front of your eyeballs as you sip coffee.

Mmmmmm coffee ... my cup looks suspiciously close to being empty ... looks like me, my cup and the time machine are about to go for another spin ...

[neutrallyobsessed]

EPISODE 4!!!!!!!!!! COMOOO NO TE ENTERASTE TODAVIA????*

FEET OF SINCERITY

this is visuals are fucking hilarious ngl lmaooo

oh the two face-ness we love to see it!! that reminds me that i wanna see joan recieving a text from topher... yknow, they'd have each others phone numbers~~ uwu♥

oh there WAS a joke about venemous being different from poisonous or whatever MMMMMM ANYWAYS HIM AAAAAAHAJDSJHAHSGH- AY BOLUDOOO AAAAA JSKSJKSJSKSJSK

HMMMM OK GOOD DAY FOR UHH YALL TOO! jjba5 reference ey? he dont have lungs either lolol

YOOOOOO JOANABE??? YEAHHH BABY THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FOR!! THATS WHATS ALL ABOUT WOOOOOOOrse than a disney cruise with extend family omg they're NOT holding back!!! GOOD!

YOURE LOOKING AT HIM! WITH YOUR EYES! THAT ARE BELOW YOUR EYEBROOOOOWS!!!!!!! xd

white jesus edition jsjsksjkjks but like jfk really is one note, he just has a different note each season hm aight :)

SAY WHAAAAAAAAAT

oh no now they're EDGING they are EDGING OUR COCKS WITH GANDHI AAAAAAA THIS IS KILLING MEEEEE

but joannnn girlieeee why you so insistant in taking you backkk topher darling youre from the reboob you know what you gotta do to have her understand that her place is with the misfits no one liiiikesss and that is so much better and whateverrrr

*(esta noche me la doy en la peraaaa)

SE VIENE LA FIESTA DE LA DIRECTORA DE LA SECUNDARIA DE CLONES, JUANA DE ARCOOO!!! SI!!! LA HIJA DE REMIL PUTA DE LA JUANA SE VA A MANDAR UNA JODA DE LA CHOTA DE SU ABUELO!!! VAMOS A TIRAR A ABE POR LA VENTANA!! TENEMOS PARA ESCAVIAR HASTA LOS MEDICAMENTOS DE SCUDWORTH!!! EL FORRO DEL DJ EDISON ENGANCHANDO TEMAS DEL AÑO DEL ORTOOO! LUCES DEL OJETE Y LA COMETRAPOS DE CLEO QUE PARTE LA TIERRA!!!

PREPARA EL CHAMUYO QUE LE VAS A ENCAJAR AL CORNUDO DE TU NOVIO Y VENITE!! NO TE QUEDES AFUERA PEDAZO DE CULO ROTO!!!!

(all of this was done with the keyboard ahre xd)

oh so the bleachers creatures are in the janitors closet? well im sure theres a vent or something so they can get into the real party hehe ;3

ok, bible-humping!JFK is actually the greatest thing it could happend to him, cause like- the bible is super violent and such and thats SO him i love it, its perfect!

Confucius, you really live up to your name because i'm hella confused on what you just said

OH NOOO im getting "best burger in the world" from regular show flashbackssss i dont know if im liking where this is heading!! ToT

OH YEAH THEM OLD CLONES DANCING LA MACARENA THATS SOME GOOD SHIT RIGHT THERE!!

hell yea Harriet likes her boys MANLY, cause she's so straight yknow~

HELL YEA THE SEXY INTRO!!!♥♥♥

JESUS CRISTO USING HIS POWERS FOR GOOD!!! The good of underage drinking~ but thats for the new clones cause the old ones are 36, so they're legal to do whatever they want, except fucking the new clones unless theyre in a state where its legal, but its a cartoon so they all can do whetever crimes they want~~

OHHHH THEM CREATURES ARE MAAAAADDDD!!! WHAT WILL YOU DO?!

gasp!shush!

TRAITOR GETS WHAT HE DESERVES!!! HMMMMMMMM

OMG MARIE CURIE WITH THE CHICKEN HYDRANT GANDHI AAAAAAAA *EXPLODES IN A MILLION PIECES*

THE AMERICAN RIGHT TO BEAR A BEAR, ok the historical humor its just getting better and better omggg

WHAT IN SCIENCES NAME

AND MORE THAN A FRIEND TOO? EHH? CONCHA DE TU MADRE?

OH SHI- UMMM AHJAKSAKSJKASAKSDJH OKKKKKK HE'S- HE'S HERE AJAM YEP THATS- THATS BUFFUCIUS AJAJAJAJOH but like- its a deep moment woaH niceee

AND OH UM THAT TOO! REALLY GOOD DAY FOR CANDWORTH!

OH SHIT THEYRE IN THE FREEZER NOW! WITH GANDHIIII

Rating: VIERNES DE LA JUNGLA A TODO OJETE/10!

Topher Bus has appeared on screen for 57 seconds and listen mister, just because Joan isn't part of the group anymore that doesn't mean that YOU get to disappear from the show. You're going to BE BACK and have some more MOTHERFUCKIN SCREENTIME GODDAMMIT!!!

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Imp Senpai has gotten Sick Boyfriend

Sick BF: MMMM!

Imp Senpai: I got you now my love~

Sick BF: MMMMM! MMMmmmmm!

Imp Senpai: Oh don't be like that honey, we were meant to be together

Sick BF: Mmmmmm! MMMMMM! MMMMMM!

Imp Senpai: Oh Lila Sky told me to come get you😊

Sick BF: MMMMMM?! MMMMmmmm! MMMMMMM!

Imp Senpai: Yep, She told me to come get you in exchange for me to make you my queen 😊

Sick BF: Mmmmmm! MMMmm! MMMMM!

Imp Senpai: Oh honey, I won't take no for an answer, I'm just gonna take you anyway!

Sick Boyfriend tried to run but he had his hands tied around his back and Imp Senpai picked him up and carried him on his shoulder.

Imp Senpai: Let's go honey😍

Sick BF: MMMMMMMM! MMmmmmm! *drops his necklace on the floor*

Imp Senpai flew away with Sick Boyfriend to Lila Sky's mansion.

[0eaten-teeth0]

ah gotta catch up!!!!

fantastic mr fox + coraline

bluey and octonauts

mhm mhm!

kitten!

baby blue!

yep i havva momma! [my girlfriend!]

arounnndddddd 13 i finnkkkk

both! i don't mind either!

mmmmmm my rocks!

play doh, so silly!!

any pajamas ever, and my pips

blood wash!

SHWIMMING

neither!

gemini!

adonia!

WATCHY MOVIES

baths baths!

fall! i love a little chilly but not so cold i cry and not so hot i cry

uhhhmmmmm i think pizza rolls or max n cheese!

1-2! very tiny

mm mm! just me and my momma!

depends on how i'm feeling or what sensory mouth feel needs i have!

im attentive and patient with others, im very good with comforting them <:)

merida <:)

mhm mhm!!!

kitty cat!!!

somewhere in between!

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune: Okay girls, ready to go shopping?

Ruby: Yep!

Penny: Indeed!

Jaune: Alrighty then! Let's head out to the bulkheads!

Penny: We don't need to waste time on Bulkheads Jaune!

Penny Grabs Jaune

Penny: Ruby will be able to keep pace with her semblance! Launching Now!

Ruby: PENNY WAIT HE GETS -

Jaune: *vomit noises*

Ruby: - Airsick ...

~A Few Minutes Later~

Ruby: So I Brought you some Fresh clothes? How are you feeling Pen?

Penny: *Showering* I am. Frustrated. I understand that I put Jaune in the position to Evacuate his stomach contents, but I am still quite irritated the he did so. I hate feeling Conflicted.

Ruby: I get that. Though I do get to see you two showering so~.

Penny: :/

Ruby: Bad time?

Penny: Yes. Yes it is.

~With Jaune~

Jaune: I can't Believe I did that. Can you believe I did that? I Lived up to that dumb nickname, and hurt Penny's feelings at the same time.

Ren: ....

Jaune: I mean, doing that on anyone is embarrassing enough, Yang's never let me forget it, but on one of my girlfriends? Completely screwed up.

Ren: *shifts uncomfortably. This scenario is familiar to him*

Jaune: I really appreciate you letting me vent Man. Your a true brother to me Ren.

Yang: Guess what a little Birdy told me, Vomit Man!

Jaune: *facepalms* MMMMMM

[safyresky]

Been thinking about CS!TSCS for a month at this point. Please enjoy these lil' doodles about it!

[ID in ALT and typed dialogue under cut :D]

Numero 1

Jacquie: Up the CHIMNEY?!

Carol: RIGHT UP IT! MID DISCUSSION!

Jacquie: GIRL, DUMP HIS ASS!!!!

Numero 2

Santa: How did you even GET that vest, huh?!?!

Jacqueline: I MURDERED my PREDECESSOR.

Santa: you what

Numero 3

Jack: Good day at work today, little flurry?

Jacqueline: Mmmmmm yep! Told Santa I killed you for the vest and the title >:)

Jack, turning around sharply and full of pride: HA! NICE!

---

These were the doods I meant to post last last Thursday after this scrimbly Jacqueline, lol. When I tell you that Crystal Springs TSCS has been IN MY HEAD, I AM NOT JOKING!

The reason I didn't post these sooner is bc I really wanted to draw the last one and hadn't gotten around to it as of yet, and I also wanted to colour these PROPER scrimblies because holy SHIT I LOVE COLOURING 🤩🤩🤩🤩

More fun facts about CS in TSCS:

Carol and Jacqueline have regular vent sessions. Mostly Carol; Jacqueline's just there for the TEA (and emotional support)

Her catchphrase could very much be "CAROL. DUMP HIS ASS" in this cs au

"Don't you mean tscs au?" NO. TSCS IS AN AU IN ITSELF AND I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL

She frustrates Santa to no end bc A) She's Jack Frost and he has previous biases, and B) she goes OUT OF HER WAY to bother him.

When I say Jacqueline dislikes tscs!Scott, I am not joking. It is not hyperbole. She can't STAND him. And she tells him that to his FACE. MULTIPLE TIMES. And adds insult to injury bc she's buds with Carol and Buddy and Sandy, lol, and all the new gen elves are like, chill with her

(I have a silly hc that Betty is a Bernelle kid and Jacquie's her godmother, lollllll)

She and I both dislike people who need change and refuse to work on themselves/believe they're FINE and it SHOWS.

After she made the claim about murdering Jack, Santa was TERRIFIED on top of his usual distaste for Jack's successor lmao

She was quite delighted at how Santa took that tale. Elaborated a bit. I imagine it went something like this:

"...you what?" Her murderous look intensified. Santa could easily picture the darkness gathering around her the way it did in cartoons when the evil character was. Well. Being evil. "You heard me!" She sounded way too delighted, Santa noted. "I killed my predecessor! You know, the guy before me? Yeah. Stabbed him right dead. Pulled the vest out of the melted pile of slush that was once Jack Frost the first and put it right on." "...Jesus Christ."

Anyway, after that, she goes home and Jack pops in for 4 o'clock coffee and the final image ensues, lol. This interaction follows that:

"And he believed you?" Jack asked, pulling out the chair next to her and plunking down, stretching out his legs and crossing them at the ankles. "Damn near shat himself about it, too," Jacqueline confirmed, looking sly over the top of her mug. Jack laughed. "Oh that's, that's marvellous." "Mm! It was! THEN I elaborated. Told him I took the vest like a war trophy, you know? Didn't even wash it or anything. Shame I said SLUSH instead of BLOOD because I bet he would've like. DIED on the spot picturing me putting on a blood soaked vest, ehehe. I swear Jack, I could see his soul leave his body. Definitely top 5 best days at work. Maybe top 3, even."

Jack is deffs enjoying retirement in this au! Going full vacation mode, spending most days in various hot spots on various beaches with various drinks, usually popping by the family home for 4 o'clock coffee and cocoa--and a break from the sun since he burns and Winter worries

YES he IS still wearing his suit pants. I thought that'd be funny and just about died picturing him in khakis

With every Jack I draw his hair grows more powerful, AS IT SHOULD BE!!

I DID draw a chair behind Jacqueline but her poofy hair ate it~

I think she is A) older in this au than she regularly is and B) is already married to Dite. I'm still on the fence about both those things, but she feels older in this au--probably because the entire cast is older lmao

Late night post is late bc I finished colouring this and wanted to share it asap, DAMN THE TIME!!!!

[shoe-shoe-shoe-shoe-shoe]

FUCK IT IM DRAWING A OC THAT CAN KISS MR GRIZZ ! Mr Grizz OGH IM GONNA PIKE:H$PIUJJKKE PUKE omg Yeah whatever M!!!?!!!??MMMMMM. !!!!!!

The way his theme is so chaotic and SHHSHhdgSHAJHZaAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE MR GRIZZ,,,,,,,,!,!!m,M,! Oh I’m gonna pass out

Yep Mr grizz sa=e me I need to talk more about him I love him bring him back down !!!!, THE voices of mammal life singing through him AND THE HORNS THAT SOUND LIKE WHEN YOU BEAT A ROUND IN SALMON RUN I LIVE HIM I LOVE HIM I LOVE HIM I FORGIVE HIM BRING HIM HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'!!!!!!!!!! UGHHHYGYGHBBHHN

[the-dragon-hearted]

Being an asexual multishipper when your handed a love triangle be like:

Couple A & B: I love the vibes. Immaculate vibes. Incredible tension. Sex? Idk, just keep that tension going. Hate/love each other forever. Give me a fight scene where they keep complimenting each other. That's the SHIT! Give me an argument and then earnest apologies. Mutual respect folks but also that tasty hate/affection. I don't care if it's not healthy I WANT IT -

Couple A & C: Sweet, precious, wholesome folks. Cuddle each other if you must, wonderful. Make each other breakfast. Never change. Kisses? Sure, but have you imagined them dancing to the radio, smiling softly as they plan what to make for dinner? BECAUSE I HAVE -

Couple B & C: MMMMMM so tell me more about the asshole with a heart of gold trope. Yep. Yep give me that protective nature. Yep. Wonderful. I need you two to go through hell together holding each other's hands the whole time. Fucking? I could care less, just keep holding hands in the fires of hell please. That gets me.

Throuple A & B & C: Those shenanigans are incredible. The taunting? The inside jokes? The shared glances at each other? MORE! MORE OF THEM. I DON'T CAREEEE ABOUT HOW THEY'D FUCK HOW DO THEY GET IN THE CAR? Who holds the door, who climbs in first, who drives? Who prefers highways? Who's the nighttime driver?Who's got the radio? What are the games they play on road trips? Give me the gossip sessions where they catch each other up, PLEASE -