#arculus rift

[notmaplemable]

Weiss: Penny is so innocent.

Ruby: Pfft.

Jaune: You wouldn't say that if you saw her search history.

Ruby: Lotta "hot hand holding" searches.

[brokentrafficknight]

pennys search history is leaked, what do we learn about her

Remember to always clear your search history.

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Nora: you know Jaune, if you still need a date to the dance, I can think of someone!

Jaune: Really? Who'd go to the dance with me?

Nora: Wellllllll, I won't name names, but she's a redhead, with gorgeous green eyes, and she's often very lonely even when around people.

Jaune: Hmmm. I think I know who you're talking about ... Does her name start with 'P'?

Nora: Maybe it does, maybe it doesn't, and you never heard this from me!

Jaune: Alright, alright, I'll go ask her!

~Later~

Nora: So Pyr-Pyr~ has Jaune asked you out yet?

Pyrrha: *Sigh* Unfortunately no, he hasn't.

Nora: What? but he said he would!

Pyrrha: WHAT?!? Did you tell him!

Nora: I Implied it! I never said your name!

Jaune: Oh! Hey guys! What're you talking about!

Nora: What We're wearing to the dance!

Jaune: Cool, speaking of the dance-

Nora: If you'd like I can leave so you can talk to Pyrrha!

Jaune: Uh, okay? Well, I'd actually prefer you both be here so I can introduce you to my *Blushing* Girlfriend!

Nora: *Panicked* WHAT?

Pyrrha: *Distraught* What ...

Penny: Salutations!

Jaune: What do you mean what? Nora you gave me the courage to ask her out, even if at first it was just as friends. Now that we've spent some time together she's ... really just great!

Penny: Yes and Jaune has been very kind and understanding in ways most people are not. He accepts my oddities and helps me navigate unfamiliar social situation- Oh! Ruby! *running down the hall* Salutations!

Jaune: Oh! Pen- I'll be right back guys! *He leaves, following Penny*

Nora: ...

Pyrrha: ... Nora?

Nora: Y-yes Pyrrha?

Pyrrha: *Slamming and locking the door with her semblance* You gave him advice, Correct?

Nora: It- it was to try and help him get to you! I didn't know he'd go after Penny first!

Pyrrha: Oh, So it was all in good intention?

Nora: ... Yes?

Pyrrha: then pray tell, dear Valkyrie, what is the road to hel paved with?

Ruby: *From the Door* Hey, Is Nora in there? she gave some advice to Jaune that I'd like to Talk to her about!

Pyrrha: *Unlocking the door* Funny! I was just about to do the same thing!

Ruby: *Walking in with Crescent Rose* Sweet May I join?

Pyrrha: You certainly may~

Nora: *writing frantically* I NORA VALKYRIE DO DELCARE THIS MY LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT- GIVE IT ALL TO LIE REN!

[howi99]

Jaune: ....

Ironwood: ....

Jaune: ... *Going to say something then stopping himself*

Ironwood: You... Experienced intimacy with Penny.... I... Wasn't even aware she was equipped with the necessary... Uh... *Cough*

Winter: *red* Mister Arc... We heard both of you from across the base.

Jaune: ...

Penny: *All smile* Jaune especially liked when i used my t-

Jaune: *panicking* PENNY!!

Penny: *questioning look* What? I was just going to say i used my tongue to-

Winter: *cutting her* We DON'T NEED this information. Miss Polendina, what happens in... As much private as the thin wall of your chamber can give should stay private.

Penny: *crossing her arm and murmuring* Well, your sister was interested in it.

Jaune: *completely red* I am so sorry! It won't happen again!

Winter: *trying very hard to not scream after hearing the last bit about her sister* Quite.

Ironwood: ... You may leave, but please; think about the people sleeping near you if anything like that were to happen again.

Jaune: Of course Sir- erh i mean General! Let's go Penny. *Both of them leave*

Winter: ... This intervention never happened.

Ironwood: Intervention? What are you talking about?

Winter: Good.

[epic-arc]

The Crew

[lwde-encrusted-sideblog]

Ruby: Good morning Penny!

Yang: 'Morning Pen.

Penny: *Rubbing her jaw* Good Morning Rub.

Ruby: What happened? You alright?

Penny: Yes I am, I simply engaged in an ... Impromptu Mandibular Exercise last night.

Yang: *Sniff* Hew! You're breath stinks Penny.

Penny: Apologies! I haven't brushed my teeth yet!

Weiss: *Stumbling in, half naked, not noticing the sisters* Good morning Honey~ *Kiss, followed by giggles* Hm~ I can still Taste Jaune and I on your lips~

Weiss: *Walking into the kitchen* I'm just getting the two of us some water, but we'd love if you came back to bed after your breakfast~ PLease don't leave us waiting for too long~

R+Y:

Penny: *Blushing* ... I have not lied in any of my previous statements.

Penny: *Throat Clear* Now if you'll pardon me, I have someone- Something I need to do! *She begins shoveling food into her mouth*

[littlelewdmable]

Jaune: Red heads in short skirts are my weakness.

Ruby: ...

Pyrrha: ...

Nora: ...

Penny: ...

Ruby: You know what to do girls.

[misterlazer]

Friendly Advice

Penny: *Standing very close to Jaune*

Jaune: Can I help you?

Penny: Did you know that sleeping naked makes you more confident?

Jaune: What?

Penny: Did you know walking outside naked can make you more confident?

Jaune: Pardon!?

Penny: Get naked. Right now.

[rocknroll7575]

Jaune: *standing next to a pregnant Penny* You can call me William fucking Afton! BECAUSE I JUST PUT A CHILD IN THIS ROBOT!

[rainbow-multishipper]

Arculus Rift/CircuitBreaker (Jaune x Penny) Headcanons if would so indulge me?

RWBY Ship Headcannons #74: Arculus Rift

God, Jaune is the sweetest guy. He'll leave little post-its for Penny to just say he hopes she has a nice day. He always makes her breakfast even if he wakes up after her. He's a very affectionate partner.

Penny has little memory lapses every so often, so she and Jaune both write memos on each other's skin. The most common one - and one they eventually get tattooed - is 'You're perfect as you are'.

She has his coffee order memorized to a tee.

Despite all the romantic shit he does, Jaune cannot handle being pampered without blushing like a maniac. Penny buys him a gift and suddenly he's all red and stuttering. His teammates think its adorable, and Penny thinks he's precious.

If they see something that reminds them of each other, they HAVE to get it immediately.

He cuts her hair. Pretty regularly, and he's very gentle about it.

Meanwhile she braids his! They're messy but she's getting better and more coordinated thanks to the practice.

Thanks for the suggestion! Remember ask box is OPEN for Ship Summaries, Headcannon Requests and Ship Trials!

[howlingday]

"Research"

Penny: Oh my! According to my data here, Jaune Arc, you and I are a match for 100% compatibility rating!

Jaune: What does that mean?

Penny: I am not certain. (Hiccups) This will require experimentation.

Jaune: Uh, what kind of experiments?

Penny: First, we will need to engage in dietary courtship, perhaps at a restaurant of higher quality than McSchnees. Then a peer review of the most recent, agreed upon cinematographic experience. Finally, we must return to my stasis chambers with our collected data for a more... "in-depth" study.

[notmaplemable]

Jaune: The Rubooty, or the Robutt.

Jaune: The Rubooty.

Jaune: Or the Robutt.

Jaune: THE RUBOOTY!

Jaune: OR THE ROBUTT!

Jaune: *Screams of indecision*

[brokentrafficknight]

Arc family pyramid

The Pyrrhamid even

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Nora: Aw man!

Ruby: What's wrong?

Nora: Jauney bought pancake supplies, but won't be able to make it back due to the storm tonight!

Ruby: Oh no! Penny's out there too!

Nora: Well- Her and Jaune are actually together right now. They're splitting their lien on a hotel room for the night.

Ruby: O- oh. Well, that's good! They're pretty friendly with each other! they'll keep each other safe!

Nora: You sound weirdly worried for them.

Ruby: They're my friends! I can be worried for them!

Nora: ... That's it?

Ruby: ... They're incredibly gullible. They can get tricked so easy and it make me sad to think that.

Nora: Well, like you said they have each other! they'll be fine!

~~~~~

Jaune: Oh, there's only one bed. You can have it if you want-

Penny: Oh I don't mind sharing. If anything you will get more use with the bed than I will.

Jaune: I've got to say, this place was in kind of an odd spot far off the main street.

Penny: My GPS Said it was the nearest and most affordable location.

Jaune: What's this place's name again?

Penny: "Hotel Amor"

Jaune: ...

Penny: ... What?

Jaune: Do you know what that means?

Penny: The literal translation is "Hotel Love." The description stated it was a "Lovely Hotel"

Jaune: Did it say lovely?

Penny: It said "Love Hotel" but I had figured it was a grammar or spelling mistake.

Jaune: ... Okay then. Can you please look up what a "Love Hotel" is?

Penny: ...

Penny: *Blushing* Oh!

Jaune: ... *Blushing, looking away* So, uh, yeah-

Penny: This is excellent!

Jaune: What?

Penny: Well, I have been wanting to try ... and I believe we know each other well enough ... Jaune, would you engage in sexual intercourse with me?

Jaune: *Blushing harder* ... Uhm. Let's not or today, but maybe we could go out sometime? Like, on a date?

Penny: *Blushing* That sounds wonderful Jaune.

[howi99]

Jaune: ... Penny.

Penny: *hiding a paper pleaser under her shirt* ...

Jaune: *massaging his temple* Penny, we will NOT kidnap a paper pleaser.

Penny: *making puppy eyes* But they are my children... We can't leave them alone, they need our help!

Jaune: *looking at her, thinking how painful it will be to make the house bigger* ... Fine, but they need to help build the extra rooms.

Penny: *Excitedly running back to the village* I knew it! You are the best, Jaune!

Jaune: ... I wonder if they need food.

[epic-arc]

Will Jaune try to get a girlfriend in this Au or is that off the table because he seems like romantic. Obviously it won't be right away but once he recovered some finding a partner might help him. Make him feel normal or just have some close touch beening alone for so long.

Hmm probably but then I have to see my colleague @howlingday We go with the robot girlfriend or girlfriend who has different hair color and a mute killer?