#mom friend fr

[cometblaster2070]

Sometimes I think about what Ashlynn has to put up with and like, honestly, it kind of makes me laugh.

No, because think about it.

Ashlynn is the only one of her friends who is in a proper, committed, healthy relationship. Apple had her destiny thing with Daring, but he was never her prince; Darling was, which causes more issues, and Briar’s out here doing god knows what (i ship her with Faybelle, alright-).

And so there’s poor Ashlynn Ella. She’s just trying to enjoy a quiet night on her own; probably just trying to get to bed.

And then she’s just hit with these two absolutely horrible gay disasters who have absolutely no idea about being in relationships in any sort.

Ashlynn calling Hunter at like 5 am while comforting a sobbing Briar: Yeah, sweetie, it happened again; would you mind refilling the bird feeders on your own?

[joysmercer]

i love how leighton’s reactions to everyone’s plans are “that’s not going to work, let me come with you”

[skylardoesthings]

I feel like a proud parent,

Every time someone talks/makes something/comments about something one of my friend's fic/art/whatever I like to read through it all/look at it for HOURS whole grinning like a fucking idiot and be like;

"oh this'll make my friend very happy, thank you."

[chotachica]

The specific scenarios of Miles parents meeting his friends is so funny to me bc after how they dragged Gwen's emo ass they'd be losing their shit over Hobie aka literal self proclaimed anarchist acab king who somehow radiates way more of a GET OUT aura to them than already mentioned gal does and then theyd have a whole ass man ??? with a literal child ????? lmao Peter wouldn't even have time for some rational explanation they'd just go for an instantaneous who ARE you and kick shove the door right in his face. Then they'd meet Pav. And they'd cry out of joy bc listen guys they'd fucking LOVE Pav ok like the kid SMILES and is KIND and EXTREMELY POLITE and gives overall THE BEST ENERGY EVER GIVEN and holy shit honey this kids the fucking actual sun oh my god wait is he single ?? I bet he isn't he is a DREAM hey son have you ever thought of idk yk dating him like listen ok forget about that white girl pls he is perfect ok listen to us for a moment Miles hear us out pleas

[here-comes-the-moose]

Crosshair would be the type to drink two iced vanilla lattes back to back without eating anything, and then wonder why his stomach hurts, why is heart is beating so fast, and why he’s so jittery.

Meanwhile, Tech and Echo just stare at him and sigh (they’ve told him not to do this SEVERAL times).

[janeelyakiri]

Took our crested gecko Bailey to the vet today!

He's fine! just skinny for a 3 yo crestie. Doc gave him a full clean bill of health (thus far, waiting on stool sample analysis) he's just a fussy eater.

It's so weird literally everything thus far about him is perfectly healthy/normal just an utter relief to hear ;w;

We were given some ideas to help chonk him up, in the meantime i'm considering small like 5-10 USD doodle/sketches to help cover his bill a little faster.

[000marie198]

Checking on his friends

[kxynhhx]

My ass is NOT used to genuine words despite how much/how many times I receive them

[dooodle-bug]

he is Aquired.

[evilkitten3]

i know almost nothing about naruto but i love that orochimaru is the most genderfucked out of any fictional character ive ever heard of. what an icon tbh

orochimaru has committed unthinkable atrocities but i simply do not care. in fact i think she should have done some more

[icycoldninja]

Sephiroth: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying. Sephiroth: walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone Angeal: Hey, Sephiroth, how was your day? Sephiroth: picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Angeal Hell. Genesis, watching this unfold: whispers Who hurt you? Genesis: Are you ready to commit? Sephiroth: Like, a crime or a relationship? Sephiroth: I’m afraid of clowns. There, I said it. Angeal: Sephiroth, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Genesis? Angeal: Is Sephiroth always like this when he loses? Genesis: Oh, yes. You should've been there for the Great Jenga Tantrum of 2015. Sephiroth: You bumped that table and you know it!

Sephiroth, gently nudging Genesis aside with his foot: Genesis, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. Genesis, his eyes enormous: You kick Genesis? You kick his body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Sephiroth! Jail for Sephiroth for one thousand years!

[sunnibits]

y’all my mom is too goddamn sweet I wish she could adopt all of you who have shitty moms

[livvyofthelake]

saw a tiktok that was like. Daily Affirmations: my work crush doesn’t like me. and now i’m like wow i wish i could send this directly to all of my new high schooler coworkers. who are all really annoyingly obsessed with our one male manager because he’s The Chill Manager. you may have seen me refer to this man before (it’s different when EYE love him because we are the same age. the high schoolers being obsessed with him is weird as hell and he DOES need to stop encouraging this) back in winterspring i was doing a lot of opening shifts with him and i was joking that we had the king and lionheart dynamic. which was real at the time but not so much the vibe now just because like. the vibe has shifted idk i work different shifts there’s different other managers i’m technically promoted there’s all these new people i don’t care about. the vibe is different. anyway. don’t care for these high schoolers and their obsession with him. especially because they’re like actual assholes sometimes to my friend managers… (they used to just work here and then two managers left and they got promoted) (i also technically got promoted at the same time but they rank above me and do more shit that i don’t want to do so like. obviously i’m not bitter or jealous about it. like if i had to manage a bunch of teenagers that didn’t respect me i might cry every single day) (which is happening to one of them fr. they’re literally such assholes to her sometimes it’s crazy like she’s not even as mean to you people as she should be…) not to side with like. The Man or whatever but unfortunately i’m not a teenager with a part time job i go to when i don’t have soccer practice so i cannot relate to the proletariat in this situation… like i knowww they’re seeing my girl as Bitch Manager and it’s making me hate them soooo bad. like you idiots can’t even fold jeans correctly!! i hate you!!!!

[ellistocracy]

the new fontaine update got my inspiration flowing so here's some genshin OCs (some old some new. well, one new. bijou is new, everyone else has been kicking it in my brain for a while)

[evansbby]

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[thedeafprophet]

can y'all believe i went through a period where i thought i wasnt into female characters