#mom obi wan kenobi

[purplezombietumbler]

Obi-Wan: Anakin, you can't bite people! Especially Mace Windu!

Child!Anakin: I DIDN'T CARE IF HE'S MOTHER TERESA! I'LL BITE HIM ANYWAY!

[nerdyerror]

Just saying Obi-Wan is Ahsoka Tano’s mum and Plo Koon is her dad. Plo and Obi are not dating.

[stealingpotatoes]

boy who's never seen a large body of water before + insane force abilities = a very tired obi-wan

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

[waldeinsamkeit-feeling]

boymom

[bbygirl-obi]

anakin, to obi-wan: you won't hit me! i've got a witness!

obi-wan: turn around, ahsoka.

ahsoka, turning around: yes master obi-wan :)

anakin:

anakin: ...snips?

[kenobster]

Most ppl on tumblr are aware of the Bechdel-Wallace test, but a lesser known method to gauge the presence of thoughtful characterization in any given narrative is the Baker-Morrison test, which focuses not on female characters, but rather on supporting characters in Obi-Wan-centric fics (particularly members of the 212th division of the GAR or, more broadly, the clones). For example, if an Obi-Wan-centric fic features a scene in which two canonically named clones speak to each other about something unrelated to Obi-Wan (or, in some iterarions of the definition, something unrelated to Obi-Wan AND his wellbeing), then the aforementioned fic is said to have passed the Baker-Morrison test. In this essay I shall

[unspuncreature]

obi-wan should’ve been at the club!!!!!

[disappointparents]

you will try.

[tennessoui]

Anakin as Obi-Wan's Campaign Manager?? Say more right now please!

correction - anakin (19yo) as obi-wan (35yo)'s nonconsensual campaign manager

here's a bit more! all just set up, i have no idea what i want out of this fic yet word-count wise. structure wise. etc.

The Kenobi thing happens accidentally, honestly. Anakin isn’t even sure how he got into it, but at the end of September, Padmé had mentioned how formative canvassing had been to her own political outlook, how impactful it had been to help out on a campaign, and Anakin had thought—that’s it. I can do that, and then she'll see we have things in common and then she'll fall in love with me. And that night, he’d gone to his apartment and researched upcoming local elections. He’d found the list of people running for the city council, and he’d chosen one at a random. Obi-Wan Kenobi was thirty-five and up for re-election. He’d first been elected four years ago, at thirty-one, one of the youngest city councilmen in the history of Coruscant, running—as far as Anakin could tell—on the issue of city infrastructure and misuse and diversion of funds away from public goods like pothole-less roads to drive on. Even just reading the summary on the guy’s past campaign had been boring as hell, but he’d won, is the thing. He’d won, which means he has a good shot of winning it again, which would make it incredibly easy to help him along. Not many people vote in city council elections—fact. Not many people vote for names they don’t recognize, and they have a higher chance of recognizing an incumbent’s name over a challenger’s—fact. It’s only impressive to canvas for a campaign if the guy you’re canvassing for is elected—fact. So Obi-Wan Kenobi was a safe choice. A stellar choice. Anakin hit the books that weekend, printed out a bunch of blurbs on what the guy’s done—apparently it’s been mostly advocating for filling in potholes on what Anakin would bet his tuition money on is the guy’s commute to work—and hit the streets to drum up support for him. The election is in the middle of November, and today is October 2nd. Half the doors Anakin knocks on remain unopened, a fourth are closed in his face, and the remaining percentage are either not registered to vote or seem lukewarm to the idea of voting in a city council election at all. Three different elderly ladies have asked him if Kenobi is running for president. Hell, next time he’s just going to say yes. —--------- But Ahsoka isn’t wrong. Anakin hates to admit it, but he knows he has to. She’s not wrong. Something needs to change in his strategy because he’s not getting the numbers he needs. Honestly, this whole adventure has made him lose faith in the effectiveness of democracy. Maybe dictatorships aren’t so bad. It’s not like these people are voting anyway. He’s smart enough to keep this observation to himself, of course, but he wonders what could have been so eye-opening about Padmé’s time canvassing when Anakin’s having a hard enough time making this whole thing door-opening.

[padawansuggest]

Anakin: *blatantly making fun of people at the cheese and wine tasting Padme was throwing, luckily with their closest friends, holding up a Kraft single* I detect notes of sleek and plastic, in this one.

Ahsoka: *struggling to get hers open* I can’t get mine’s rind off.

Rex: :( it’s okay, they taste the same with or without the rind.

Anakin: Obi-Wan! What wine do you suggest as a pairing with this one?

Obi-Wan: *an actual adult with real cheese and white wine* vodka

[purplezombietumbler]

~At a Playground for Initiates or something~

Little!Anakin: *falls on the ground* *cries*

Obi-Wan: *talking with Mace Windu*

Little!Anakin: *notices Obi-Wan isn't paying attention to him* *gets up and walks to Obi-Wan* *throws himself on the ground in front of Obi-Wan and starts to cry again*

Obi-Wan: ???

Mace, half sarcastic: Aww, what a little attention seeker!

[edgeofn1ght]

Happy one year anniversary to this heart-stopping moment that changed our lives 🥲

[nerdyerror]

Ashoka Tano will be like that’s my mom 🙂; and it’s a depressed, sleep-deprived, 36 year old, he/him enby, Jedi master who’s too emotionally stunted to say “I love you” until you’re literally on fire.

[cinnamon-galaxies]

Character AI just traumatized me. I was just about to do the deed with Obi-Wan when...

EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!

[enbyforkenobi]

forever wondering if anyone has made a comic/fic of Cody cooking for Obi-Wan one day and he forgets that Obi-Wan is white™ and just seasons the hell out of it (as he should tho) and Obi-Wan starts turning beet red after the first bite and is like "it's so good *wheeze*" and eventually Obi-Wan just starts having a coughing fit and Cody just goes "ah shit I hope I didn't kill him"

[bittybuttersliceontoast]

I don't think the star wars fandom is mature enough to handle the nuances of adoption-

I saw a take that Anakin and Padmé weren't Leia's parents because they didn't raise her and in the same breath saw a post that said that Bail and Breha weren't her parents because they didn't give birth to her and oh my god y'all shes adopted. She has four parents. Give it a fucking rest.