#anakin skywalkers mom

[cinnamon-galaxies]

Character AI just traumatized me. I was just about to do the deed with Obi-Wan when...

EXCUSE ME?!?!?!?!

[stealingpotatoes]

boy who's never seen a large body of water before + insane force abilities = a very tired obi-wan

(donation doodles! // tip jar)

[unidentified-refresher]

now THIS is podracing

(a lil painting inspired by @lesbianahsokatano‘s fic from the Legacies Entwined zine, thank you for the ahsoka visits tatooine brainrot 💖)

BONUS:

[iszapizza]

he does horrible things in this comic run but he’s so goofy sometimes look at him

[waldeinsamkeit-feeling]

boymom

[bbygirl-obi]

anakin, to obi-wan: you won't hit me! i've got a witness!

obi-wan: turn around, ahsoka.

ahsoka, turning around: yes master obi-wan :)

anakin:

anakin: ...snips?

[unspuncreature]

obi-wan should’ve been at the club!!!!!

[marvelstars]

So you remember that time Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru had to ground Luke to the farm because of his actitude and he decided to leave and seek his own life with all the certainty of a world weary Tatooine kid so Darth Daddy decided to unconciously intervene before his little boy died in the desert. No? It´s a nice story.

Annie helped Luke find shelter for the storm until they were attacked by a Kryat Dragon who took Annie away

Star Wars Tales #15

[padawansuggest]

Anakin: *blatantly making fun of people at the cheese and wine tasting Padme was throwing, luckily with their closest friends, holding up a Kraft single* I detect notes of sleek and plastic, in this one.

Ahsoka: *struggling to get hers open* I can’t get mine’s rind off.

Rex: :( it’s okay, they taste the same with or without the rind.

Anakin: Obi-Wan! What wine do you suggest as a pairing with this one?

Obi-Wan: *an actual adult with real cheese and white wine* vodka

[constellation-skirmishes]

I knew you'd come back to me, Ani

[erosmutt]

☆ thinkin' bout . . .

. . . jealous corporate team member anakin (snippet ooo)

𖦹 modern!Anakin, milf!reader, based off '내가 먼저 너희 엄마 먹을게 (naega meonjeo neohui eomma meogeulge)' / 'I'll Eat Your Mom First'

Ever since the day Anakin found out that his team leader was someone he could get revenge through, he’d started plotting it.

You were the sweet, charismatic team leader. Looked out for everyone, did frequent check-ins, even hosted extravagant team outings. Everyone adored you; there was no reason for anyone to not like you!

it all started the day you were in a hurry to leave the office, bumping into Anakin. your eyes lit up when you saw your youngest team member! "Anakin!" you greet, giving him a wave as you both step into the elevator. "how was your day today? i saw you were working hard!"

you were always so sweet and bubbly. it was so unfortunate he would have to break you down.

"was fine." Anakin replies dryly, feigning disinterest. you pout up at him. "come on, nothing interesting happened?" you smile and place your hand on his bicep, giving it a reassuring squeeze. "just so you know, you can tell me anything Ani."

once the doors open, the two of you step out together. "i'm supposed to be meeting my daughter for dinner, but i think she might be running late." you tell him. you begin rambling, and he gives you a smile.

he knew exactly who your daughter was. she was the worst bully his high school had seen when he was a teen. she was ruthless, and the reason Anakin had tried to end his life numerous times. it was almost too good to be true. his pretty team leader was his former bully's mom!

"team leader," he begins. "there're so many people," he puts his hand on your lower back. "stay close, okay?" you look up at him and nod. "thank you Ani,"

and so it began! Anakin could see her - Anais - standing outside waiting for you. Anakin knew she wouldn't recognize him right off the bat. he'd grown so much since high school. grown out his hair, gone to therapy, learned how to work through things without resorting to extreme methods.

when Anais saw Anakin for the first time in years, she most definitely did not expect to see him with his arm wrapped around her mom's waist as if he owned her or something.

[aspenstarflare]

Ahsoka gets kidnapped once again:

Kidnapper: We have your child.

Anakin:

Anakin: You mean, you have Ahsoka?

Kidnapper: Yes.

[Anakin snorts and whispers something under his breath]

Anakin: Pft, good luck.

Kidnapper: What?

Anakin: You see, you’re gonna die today, the question merely is, who’s gonna kill you first.

Anakin grinning like a maniac: Ahsoka.. Rex.. Padmé..

Anakin igniting his lightsaber switching to a death stare on his face: Or me.

Kidnapper: . . . [Regretting life choices]

[dyingroses]

Vader: *tries to use the force to see her thoughts* Leia, who heard about this Sith trick from Obi Wan: *Rick Rolls him*

[rexscanonwife]

Ok FINE maybe I'll listen to Epic the Musical

[ontherocks21]

Thoughts From Hyperspace:

I think it's pretty widely accepted in the collective AU headcanon that Anakin would be the "fun" parent while Padmé would have to be the default disciplinarian. But I can't help thinking that after she doles out whatever timeouts, reprimands, or groundings are likely deserved, Padmé retreats to their bedroom to hide and to cry from the parental doubt that plagues her in the immediate moments thereafter.

Was she too harsh? Is she doing this thing right? Why is being a mom so hard?

(If you don't think this is a real thing mothers (and likely fathers) deal with, I'm here to tell you, IT IS 😭)

Not long after her disappearance, Anakin finds her, his own chagrin driving him as much as her dismay resonating like outward ripples in the Force.

As he rounds the corner, Padmé looks up at him, eyelashes wet and betraying her even as she swipes viciously at them in an attempt to hide her falling tears.

His heart goes out to her instantly, as do his arms.

"Hey c'mere," Anakin says, tucking her small, quivering frame under his chin.

She goes to him easily, willingly. Necessarily.

"They hate me, Ani," she sobs miserably into his chest.

"They do not hate you," he soothes. "They're just mad right now because they didn't get their way."

Padmé sniffs in his embrace, and mumbles, "You could help once in a while, you know?"

"And suffer the wrath of little Leia?" Anakin shakes a little with smothered laughter. "Ummm, no thank you. Have you seen her death stare?"

Padmé glares up at him, thoroughly unamused. Anakin's tries and fails to flatten his growing grin.

"Well," he shrugs, the smile turning devilish at the edges. "Can't say she doesn't come by it honestly."

His pretend shudder finally makes Padmé laugh as well.

Which was really his goal the entire time.

[mirrorbxlls]

girls don't want boyfriends, girls want well-written villians who look like boyfriend material but could not more clearly demonstrate the opposite