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gertritude-art · 11 months ago

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WHO WANTS TO BE THE EMPEROR? is a micro visual novel about an amateur assassin and an unlucky guard trying to hide a politician's corpse. It was originally made for the O2A2 jam 2024, but has undergone edits since its initial release. Takes about 5-10 minutes to play! Totally free! Play it here!

#my ocs #who wants to be the emperor #visual novel #o2a2 2024 #o2a2 vn jam #grand emperor lenora #mr. guard #it is very short. have fun #Please let me know if there are any bugs!

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cephalopod-celabrator · 11 months ago

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One of the best things about discworld is that the whole thing is just a giant genre tug-of-war, and genre shifts are sometimes very dangerous. Get too much magic in a place? Well, then it shifts from funny ironic fantasy to full on major high fantasy, which sounds fun until you realize that high fantasy has dragons and otherworldly monsters. A fairy godmother makes everything fairytale, but the sheer force of cliches sort of eliminates free will. A pair of skilled killers come to the city hoping to take it by the shorthairs, but keep on getting traumatized by the various monsters that are just around. There's a politician very aware of how the story keeps dangerously veering into lovecraftian horror. The elves from fairyland actually turn the genre into alien horror, not whimsical fantasy. I know people say that "discworld is sci-fi in fantasy clothes" and that has a lot of truth to it, but that shortchanges the constantly shifting barroom brawl of genres that is the discworld.

#discworld #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #genres #narrative theory #rincewind #elves discworld #havelock vetinari #the things discworld #mr. pin and mr. tulip #lilith weatherwax #sourcery #witches abroad #guards! guards!

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omgitskaii · 2 months ago

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furries ur natural or whatever

#spn #supernatural #dean winchester #castiel #sam winchester #furrynatural #everyone makes cas a cat but i pose you border collie cas #he is a guard dog of heaven and he herds the winchester brothers everwhere #i imagine john is a german shepherd and mary is a golden retriever #german shepherd dean is too overused so i went for the second most overused dog version of dean !!!!!#i also imagine dean when he makes fun of sam he calls him mr peanutbutter #omgitskaiisart

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swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual · 6 months ago

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Danny Fenton, aka Phantom, has been given a new task!

In short, literally no one in the Ghost Zone/Infinite Realms wants their mostly peaceful afterlife to be rocked by a certain Gotham rogue named Joker. Which, when he dies, is almost sure to happen because of whatever the hell was in that vat he dropped in included ectoplasm. So, yay, he’s also a little ghostly too, meaning he *is* pretty hard to kill. Unfortunately, there’s also a certain vigilante that is quite keen to murder him in recent years.

So now Danny has to keep the mass murderer trauma clown alive for as long as he possibly can while attempting to keep the Joker from. Well. Being the Joker.

Oh, and naturally, Danny got this assignment AFTER Joker got out of Arkham. Again. And entirely blew up the asylum. Time to join the Goonion, he is NOT doing this without getting PAID, thank you.

#danny phantom #dpxdc #dp crossover #the idea is that Danny is now an. assistant? henchman? who will NOT let this man die but also can’t let him just put bombs everywhere #Danny’s search history is stuff like how do I give enrichment to a super villain so he doesn’t kill more people #it shockingly has results #there’s also possibly a ghostly court case bc some people who died DO want joker dead and are willing to re-kill him once he….#…. re-emerges as a ghost if that’s what it takes #danny is the MOST reluctant body guard #he’s using Psycho Babble! he’s using Jazz Fenton Language!#he hates it! he can strategize and such just fine but he’s really more of a…#… punch thing until it stops being a problem #sort of guy. percussive maintenance as his dad would say #he’s just there like #Hello Mr. Joker #have you considered NOT setting the orphanage on fire? there are better ways to get senpai to notice you #I heard flowers are nice. wait no do NOT call Poison Ivy-!#Danny is having a bad time. joker is having a time once he realizes Danny would rather not be here but is seemingly stuck #also joker maybe tried to kill him and it failed so he’s like #well. hm. that’s. not as new as it should be. have you met lord deathman?#the bats are trying to figure out this dynamic and failing miserably. they even call Harley and she’s like yeah no clue good luck tho

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briarbees · 15 days ago

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I'd expect this in the form of Hyde, but Dr. Jekyll, this is a new low. 😔

#dr jekyll and mr hyde #henry jekyll #jekyll and hyde #dr henry jekyll #I know that's not what it meant back then #caught me majorly off guard when I first read it though LMAO

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the-lion-guard-88 · 1 month ago

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Mr. WPNZ being a stereotypical dad core (ft. Mr. Puzzles)

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yadntve · 10 months ago

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long suffering guard at the palace walking by: waow... the king and his advisor... they couldn't be...

#mr guard should be used to it by now! 5 years of this!#this is also a spiritual successor to another dmlx in the rain piece i did 5 yrs ago. getting them soggy is a time-honored tradition #dmlx #dimilix #fe3h #fe16 #my art

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jumalanpelko · 1 month ago

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Ive been practicing a lot for my next comic @ruotola (semi anthro cats on a weird haunted island) and wanted to draw Jumalanpelko cats in the style

Ruotola will (if everything goes as planned) be drawn straight with marker on paper. No scketches, no eraser. So did that here

#jumalanpelko #ruotola #jumalanpelko art #suncat #senior guard #mesi #oramgeman #sugarpaws #gingerear #miss tortie #mr orange #guard #kuutamo #yöhopea #the god

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birrdify · 11 months ago

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what if 4 just went so coo coo crazy once that even mr puzzles would catch onto his weird ass behaviour<3

#smg4 #smg4 fanart #birdyfy art #insane smg4 my beloved yaayayy! 1!! yyayaya!!! (make him worse luke pretty please #smg4 mr puzzles #mr puzzles #smg4 puzzlevision #btw i absolutely love the headcanon/theory that smg4 gets more deranged because he consumes new gen memes #while smg3 “guards” dead memes so he's normal compared to 4 #new episode got me coo coo crazy bythe way #do i tag this as smg4 spoilers .... chaat....

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gertritude-art · 8 months ago

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really good Lenora doodles I just found

#The first one is cracking me up #my ocs #grand emperor Lenora #mr. guard #Emperorvn

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kaiyax1 · 4 months ago

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I made a doc of every gravity falls au I could remember, here’s the link if you want to add any or if you know who made one of the au’s I didn’t know who made. gravity falls aus are my hyperfixation.