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[rhetthammersmithhorror]

MST3K 904 | Werewolf | 1998

[sadhornydemons]

Incorrect Quotes Only

"What do you mean, you can't deliver a pizza to a dumpster?!"

"So I got all dressed up for the Ozzy Osbourne show, and GUESS what it was instead?"

"You're watching Hell-a-Novela? FUCK! I forgot that was on tonight!"

"Loonie, can you be a dear and pretend to be daddy's date for tonight?...What to you mean, 'I couldn't have phrased that more creepy'?!"

"Moxxie, I need new pants."

"So, Stolas...you down to help me stalk my employees for the night?...You are? Huh...You also stalk your employees occasionally?...Yeah...Well, sometimes record mine while I'm watching...Sure, we can watch it later!"

"Sorry, I just realized bags of garbage are more comfortable than my couch and needed to vent...I don't care if 'This is Wendy's!'...Well, fine, put that BITCH WENDY on the phone then!"

"The 'Burger King', glad I could reach you, I hope you're more patient than that red headed burger skank."

[taliesin-the-bored]

This may be the greatest Wikipedia page I’ve ever encountered.

First, there’s the content. This is from the page on Merlin’s Shop of Mystical Wonders, a movie which is probably best known as the last episode of the original Mystery Science Theater 3000 to air. The synopsis is enough to make this a distinctive page. After all, it’s not in every film that a lady suddenly gets both freedom from her jerk husband and the baby she always wanted when he accidentally turns himself into a baby using dark magic.

Then there are the links. In addition to the clearly relevant links to “Merlin”, “Ernest Borgnine”, and “The Monkey” by Stephen King, there are links on “benign”, “infancy”, “birthday”, “cat”, “goldfish”, “dog”, “car”, “storm”, etc. “{C}ymbal-banging monkey toy” is divided into two links: “cymbal-banging monkey” directs to “cymbal-banging monkey toy” and “toy” directs to “toy”.

Whoever wrote it had a sense of humor: the part describing the ending, when Merlin “suddenly appears” to save the day, directs to “Deus ex machina”.

Long live obscure Wikipedia pages and terrible movies.

[snootdragonewt]

wanted to challenge myself a bit 👀

[aliceindaisychains999]

A small tierlist on who I’d trust to make dinner

[randomthunk]

In the journey of showing my husband as much MST3K as possible, we just watched Overdrawn at the Memory Bank twice. Mr. Thunk was like “I'm surprised you haven't done anything with Crow’s catchphrase”, so I took that as a challenge.

[beezelbubbles]

Okay I have Mithraeum questions. Harrow's bathtub exploded. Did she get a new one? Did she just make one out of bone? I know there wasn't much water in it at the time but was there then some water damage?

Who does maintenance? There are no servants or staff. Are the lyctors in charge of that? Or do they bring in a crew once in a while? Like the training room also got pretty well exploded, as did the incinerator. So... who's gonna deal with that? Related, who does the dishes? Did Mercymorn make up a chore chart? I bet she did and Augustine, G1deon, and Jod all swap jobs and ignore it and generally are the asses they are. So she passive aggressively updates it and posts it in increasingly unhinged places with more and more underlines and exclamation points. Is there a laundry room?

Did Harrow and Ianthe have any of their own clothes? Cause it sounds like they didn't come with their own stuff. Or at least not much. Jod knew he had potential new lyctors coming, but didn't clean out Cyrus and Valancy's room. (Not that Ianthe seems to mind.) But okay, if it had been best case scenario (uh depending on who you ask) and he got 8 new lyctors, are there no spare rooms? Because where was he going to put them? We've got 3, so that's 5 empty rooms. Would the Fourth bunk with the Fifth? Let's pretend in this scenario it worked because that was Dulcinea and not Cytherea. Would she and Palamedes go ahead and hook up and share? What was your plan here, John? (There wasn't one. I don't think he expected new lyctors, honestly.)

[oblivioustoast]

one of my formative crushes was crow t. robot and i feel like that explains a lot

[acabspocky]

As soon as I find out an irl is into shipping, I immediately need to know their weirdest ship. Is it uncharacteristic of you? Are they a rare pair? Did it start as a crack ship and suck you in for realsies? I wanna hear all about it, bestie.

Getting to hear someone else talk about their ships is one of life's little joys, and can be a learning experience. It also just feels validating!

Next time you see me, holla like you know me - please tell me about one (or several) of your ships!!

[mousethe]

Found out Tubi streams mst3k 24/7 and sometimes they stream new episodes i havent seen yet.

It's good to see them again, making pop culture references i actually get lol

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

MST3K 1007 | Track of the Moon Beast | 1999

[whoslaurapalmer]

christmas presents have been wrapped!!! well for my brother (i got him a series of delightful mst3k magnets and one of the sellers even threw in an extra!) and for best friend (i cannot reveal. we follow each other on here). i was late in picking something out for my mom bc she's so damn hard to shop for that when i DID pick something (a very sophisticated only murders in the building sweater that i am very proud of in terms of present selection) it shipped late and won't get here until......literally the day after christmas. SO I'LL JUST HAVE TO WRAP IT THEN

[voicewave]

i'm more confident to post this now :)

I'm always inconsistent with their designs and color choices so I made this for future reference B)

I'm not really sure how accurate the heights are, so I apologize if I get them wrong.

[aliceindaisychains999]

Happy February! From your’s truly❤️

[randomthunk]

Finishing up 2022 with my first go at a drawing of Jonah, the Third Host and all around adorkable guy. 

[pansyfemme]

ive never rlly fell into the dysphoria hoodie thing bc like. nothin was hiding my body but now post op. my mst3k hoodie is like. my euphoria hoodie everytime i wear it i just feel great