#my cat is giving me allergies

[sserajeans]

felt like writing at 4am.. dropped it.. will i regret it when i proofread tom morning? MAYBE! but that is future ren's problem! goodnight friends 😁😁😁

[moeblob]

I'm on an OC kick and also super indecisive so I spun a wheel (thank you for choosing for me, RNG).

Ricardo is a body guard and is bffs with Marlo. Ricardo's current job is watching after a celebrity's daughter who the public doesn't know even exists. She's just a teenage girl vibing with her mom and getting texts and calls from her dad (who loves her a whole lot and keeps her out of the spotlight very purposefully) and has this bodyguard and his weird friend. Marlo is just vibing with his best friend.

(Also Marlo would absolutely laugh if he heard Ricardo say "someone called me eye candy and it wasn't you and now I think you should call me that")

[theoneofmanyofficial]

Part 4

Some house wardens/dorm leaders (Malleus not included*)

*by not included, I mean I'm saving him for later

Yes. VERY YES.

You offered, man. Now ya gotta commit to the bit

I even got the ghost camera ready to immortalize this once in a lifetime moment

Bold of you to assume I'll be lucky enough to reach the end

Actually, yes it does. Your sarcasm wasn't obvious enough for me to pick up the telltale signs.

I thought we were doing a dark humor bit.

We are not showing this guy any mercy, are we? lol

Come along, Idia! I need your introvert support buff and heals to boost my introverted social battery! Plus, I get bragging rights that the Idia Shroud was physically present to my party as a bonus with a happy Ortho as a double bonus!

Win-win for me and Ortho!

(I mean, poor dude gave his best attempt at saying happy birthday last year and now we're forcing him to attend a party? Next year, is he just going to resign to his fate of attending our parties? And it just keeps going until he willingly comes to our party on his own because we'll be there hanging out with him? Probably not lol but like, imagine birthday line mini plots. That'd be cool)

Love you, Kalim, but please don't, for my wellbeing. I'm an introvert and that will put me out of commission for a few days, even my insomnia wouldn't be able to keep me awake

Head pats for the enthusiasm though

My first thought was skin care/facial care, but that might be too obvious. I hope it's something cute.

Is it a massage? Trip to the spa? Therapy? A raise from Crowley? Everyone overcoming whatever issues they may have? I don't know, man. What I need most right now is to sleep, so please spell it out for me

Dang it! My first guess was right! I shouldn't have second guessed myself!

Too bad I can never keep up with a skincare routine because they usually have more steps than I can handle

Extra Riddle because I couldn't fit it in the last part:

Not the smile I was talking about, but this smile is still worthy of head pats

So happy head pats for Riddle!

[anemonet]

lizzy!!! what

[damnprecious]

you know, it's incredibly rude that my parents' cat Mauno, whom I see a few times a month and love very very much, gives me a shitton of allergies while my uncle's cat, whom I see very, very rarely (but still love very much), doesn't give me any allergies whatsoever

[otterandterrier]

I'm not adapting well to being a single cat mom tbh 😔

[liebelesbe]

I pet my best friend cat today and she purred AND then she lied down and showed me her tummy 😭😭❤️

[skellgate]

one thing that bothers me about (some) people with pets is when you bring up boundaries you have with animals they get weird about it. I have a ton of allergies to animals and this means I often can't 1. come over to a place where the pet lives or 2. be close enough to the animal to cause a reaction.

You tell people this and often times it's fine, but i've run into people who get so offended like you wouldn't believe. "My pet is fine! you can be around her she's so sweet" no girl, I am literally allergic to it. It doesn't matter if she's well behaved or shy or the nicest cat/dog on earth, I am still allergic to her. It's not that I'm scared of your pet because they're an animal. I'm scared of your pet because being in its presence makes me extremely sick

[patron-saint-of-emesis]

its like. do not miss the man at all tbh. thats fine. my cats, however.

[histskins]

pondering the logistics of getting a small terrier again when we move

[devilishaffogato]

me when i gotta write a stupid lil research proposal for cat breed behaviour for a bio class but i wanna draw my ocs getting fucked silly till they're mindless dummies

[torifoolery]

I made a new friend today 🥲

[rosenallies]

It’s definitely not something she wants to do but I feel like she would cry in front of her students a few times while she was pregnant. The first time synth got upset about not having her craving in her classroom, her partners make sure she’s stocked up in there. But then she starts crying when her students are cute or sweet, which happens a lot. One time Synthia cries because Gia popped their head into her room and once they left, the baby started kicking 🥺

pls synths would be BLUBBERING when the baby started kicking after hearing Gia's voice 😭😭😭 she tries to keep herself calm but she just can't help it bc of course the baby loves Gia's voice, she does too 🥺 also since Gia's an art teacher I could see them painting the most beautiful mural in the nursery which of course makes synth sob 😭

[caelcstis]

me knowing i've been slightly allergic to the cats lately bc i don't see them as much as i used to as a kid: constantly picking them up and shoving my face in their fur and giving them kisses

[campanellamaria]

Saw this sweet baby outside the Crail Pottery Shop....meowed at me very sweetly, then came over to brush around and between my legs 🥲 Phoenix managed to stop me just in time from bending down to properly say hello and give my hayfever a friend

[theskeletoninthegarden]

Opened the curtains for a bit to let them get some sun and this led to that.