#my favorite dorks ever <333

[cheriboms]

BTTF Year-End Tag Game!

Thank you to both @bttf-dork and @future-boi for tagging me in this ;w; also pika ur comments about my art WAHHHH ILYSM <33 oTL

This year:

How many times would you guess you watched the first back to the future movie?

Since I only hopped on this time train towards the final third of the year lol: fully all the way through, at least 4! Otherwise I've jumped around a lot while looking for clips and references and stuff. So if I stitch all those together, then we'll say approx 5ish :) The first movie is my favorite one!

Did you get any sweet bttf merch? If so, what?

Noooo, I don't really have any merch for things I like, actually... it gives me too much anxiety to publicly show my interests ;w;

How many cans of Pepsi Free did you chug this year?

None LOL I don't really drink soda to begin with, but if I do, I prefer white (lemon lime) soda anyway :P

What was a favorite bttf fanfic you read this year?

I'm going to be honest, I... don't read fanfic very much. 🫣 I usually end up creating my own stuff (art/writing) when I have free time vs looking at other people's, which ik I need to get better at T_T So I don't have a loooot to rec... that being said I MUST shout out "Emmett's first weather expirement." by @alex-a-fans !!! <3 It is my greatest treasure of the year <333

I also really liked "incredible" by @penny-anna, which I read before I officially entered le fandom ;w; lone pine doc and baby marty my beloveds !!!!!

Finally, like basically all of the Doctober prompts from @doctorbrown *O* Days 8, 22, and 30 are some of my favorites, but I really recommend them all oTL theyre SOOO GOOOOOD !!!!!

A favorite bttf fanart you saw this year? (please give us a link, not a screencap/repost!)

See: everything I reblogged. Jk but fr, everyone is so so talented it's really hard to choose :'0 Here's a bunch of some of my faves in no particular order!!

[x] from @hearts-for-winona | [x] from @maxintime | [x] from @future-boi | [x] from @bttf-dork | [x] from @synthsays and @daryfromthefuture | [x] from @therobotwig | [x] from @22194isbestboy | [x] from @mythical-bookworm | [x] from @mkayeatsspaghetii | [x] from @tobytost / @tobytost-star

Did you create any bttf fanart or fanfic? If you did, what one(s) are you proudest of?

Yes I did !!! It is actually the most fan content I've ever made for a fandom since I was in... maybe junior high? So like YUH. Tbh, it's very difficult for me to find what you would call 'pride' in my art so ehh >_>; that being said, I do think that I had a lot of good IDEAS for Doctober (esp days 19 and 28), but my execution wasnt really the best. I would have liked to draw days 17 and 24 (+ time travel day) a little more properly too; like, I'm not as disappointed at how they turned out, but I still wish they were better and/or I could have given them more time. The ones I most actually-tried-and-dont-mind are days 7, 9, and 21 + under the sea dance day. (So many links was probably cheating but tbf I've kinda bent the rules for the past few questions so... whatevs lol). I've ALSOOO still been working on my godforsaken essay, it is 40 pages rn but even tho it's not done, I'm INSANELY proud of it Q_Q

How many times were you late for school this year?

None! B) For one thing I'm graduated lol, but also I'm typically early gang. I'm that person who'd sit in the classroom by myself for like 5 minutes before everyone else would show up LMBO ^^;

Did you watch any other movies/tv shows with BTTF actors in them?

Yess I did!! A... lot actually :0 Most of them were by chance/pre bttf era, but still :P Here is my list as well as I could find, sorry it is soooo long, but what are ya gonna do:

Star Wars/The Mandalorian; The Addams Family (1991); The Tale of Desperaux (2008); Cyberchase; & Clue (1985) -- Christopher Lloyd, havent rewatched the latter 3 since I was a kid and literally went :0 to learn he apparently was in them. Also Kings Quest (2015) which isn't a movie/show but I think it counts uwu

Stuart Little (1999) -- Michael J. Fox, which also rocked my world to discover O_O like hearing it now I'm like "yeah thats him alright" but as a kid I would never have been able to tell you that was the same guy from that time travel movie, despite watching both way too much LMBO

Elf (2003) & Last Vegas (2013) -- Mary Steenburgen, nothing much to say except that she slayed ^_^

Love at the Christmas Table (2012) -- Lea Thompson, I didn't care for it and was shouting "LEA GET OUT OF THIS MOVIE, UR BETTER THAN THIS" like the whole time lol.

Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron (2002) & Curious George (2006) -- apparently these have Donald Fullilove (Goldie Wilson) in them? Same w Jason Scott Lee (Whitey) in Lilo & Stitch (2002)??? And Star Wars/Kenobi show apparently had Flea (Needles)????? ...HUH.

I binged both the entirety of Law and Order: SVU as well as Seinfeld this year w my sister; apparently Mary Steenburgen, Lea Thompson, & Casey Siemaszko (3-D) are in at least one episode of the former, while Elsa Raven (Clocktower Lady) and Ricky Dean Logan (Data) are apparently in a random episode of Seinfeld each. So like, technically I saw them, tho I don't distinctly remember it :'D Also, I have been making my way through Little House on the Prairie recently, which has Matt Clark (Chester the Bartender) in a few episodes !

Finally finally finally, I watched I Don't Feel at Home in This World Anymore (2017), as well as the LOTR trilogy like. Twice? And they all have Elijah Wood of course >:3c

Was there a memorable moment you heard a Huey Lewis song this year?

None in the wild, no :P But I did end up being in the top 0.1% of listeners for Huey Lewis this year... so UHHHHH take that as u will LMBO

How many times did you fall down this year?

Hmmm idk?? Probably at least 1 I would think ???

Did you get to see BTTF: The Musical? What was your experience like!

Nooo, I didn't even know it existed until like October !!! It looks super fun but atm/last I checked it doesn't come to where I live so :( I should listen to the soundtrack soon!

How many times did your mom retell the story of how she and your father met?

At least three times, and then probably a few times I'm forgetting :P

If you could describe your year in a BTTF quote, which one would it be?

The year in general is definitely "Oh great, the atrocity channel!" LMBO (but when hasn't it been since like... 2020? 2016???). For me personally, I think it's either "I don't know if I could take that kind of rejection." or "Don't talk to anyone, don't touch anything, don't do anything, don't interact with anyone, and try not to look at anything." ^^;

⚡️LIGHTNING ROUND⚡️ Did you get to: go on any trains, skate on a skateboard, ride a horse, drive a Delorean, run in the rain, go to a dance, hang up a clock, play the guitar, pull an all-nighter, read science fiction, or drive thru Burger King this year?

Your future is whatever you make it! So what are you going to make of this coming year?

I think I'm going to try to post more of the things I make, like my art and especially my writing ;w; Most of the time I'm quite George-ish and am too scared to put any of my stuff out there, for fear that no one will like it, so... I need to get better about that. Also I'd LIKE to get a full-time job and my own place some time next year, but we will see !!!

Idrk who to tag :0 ik @brinkle-brackle @mythical-bookworm and @alex-a-fans have already been tagged but havent technically done it yet... maybe also @backintime @tobytost @ectojester @stillpreoccupiedwith1985 @itsthemorph @doctorbrown @knickynoo and @fourth-dimensional-thinker :) but no pressure to do it, just didnt catch if youd been tagged or not!

[autisticarachnid]

today is one of my favorite days of the year: the day i get to celebrate the very best human being to ever walk this earth. rarely have i ever met someone with so much love in their heart. he is so insanely compassionate, loyal, fierce, headstrong, helpful and loving; if you ever want to know happiness, all you have to do is know her. i never thought i could love someone this much, but here they are. i love you so, so much, my dear friend and sibling. happy, happy birthday to the person that makes me one of the happiest people in the world <333 @dragon-dork

[sweaterrat]

IDK I feel like I need to tell you this, but you need to hear it ✊️

You hitting 200 followers soon and you know what? You DESERVE👏IT

You're stories are intriguing, your Disney AU stole Dinsey and ROTTMNT fans heart alike, Portals is something I and many others are so ready to see, you leave us wanting more and YOUR GOD TIER ART

Youre such a cool bestie and I'm ready to watch you take this Milestone like a total champ!!! 💜💜🥳🥳

I AM SOBBING ON THE FLOOR?!!??/POS

THANK YOU SO MUCH CHERRY IM GOING TO CRYYYYY AAAA

I LOVE DRAWING RISE/PORTALS CONTENT FOR Y OUT GUYS ITS SO FUN AND I GET SO HAPPY WHEN I SEE COMMENTS ITS LIKE MY FAVORITE THING EVER!!!

YOU ALL ARE LITERALLY THE BEST AND I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! 💛💛💛 THANKS SO MUCH FOR SUPPORTING ME THIS FAR! <333

CANT WAIT TO POST MORE AND MORE CONTENT FOR YOU DORKS!! ^^

[feliiixan]

"Tag 9 people you want to get to know better"

OMG OMG I LOVE TO MAKE THIS KIND OF THINGS AAAAAAAA THX!!! <333

(thanks for tagging me @peregrine-art 😖💕)

Three ships: of course first of all is Newmann! (pacific rim) + currently into some...Snupin or Snucius and Wolfstars most of the time tbh (Harry Potter) + aaaand prolly stobotnik <3 (Sonic movie)

Favorite ship ever: eheh this is the easiest one. of course Newmann! This two literally changed my brain chemistry when i first saw them a few years ago...and still do actually. İ love this two dork jxbxhd

Last song: Me and the Devil by Soap&Skin and Borderline by Tame Impala and Runs in the Family by Amanda Palmer :]

Last movie: Harry Potter (eheh...yup...still didn't finished watching even the first movie...)

Currently reading: normally i read a lot but mostly it's fanfics tbh...so the last one i read was Wolfstar fanfic "A Store Of Happiness-" and currently I'm reading one more but i forgot the name of it 🥴

Currently watching: Harry Potter (trying to finish all the movies at once) + Terra Nova kinda + want to rewatch Hannibal + star trek series (i wanted to finish watching it for awhile but never find enough time)

Currently consuming: that one cup of Cola i forget at my desk for a few days... (I'm just to lazy to go and fill the new one)

Currently craving: jeez i really want a cheesecake right now and sleep a lil bit...and my brain want something with meat in it idk jdhdhd

I hope i did everything right 🛐

[zkyeline]

Just finished my Gravity Falls rewatch!

[blueflameart]

Heyy! Can I request dazai with an female s/o who’s very affectionate and caring towards him and always wants him to take care of himself (exp: eating his meals properly etc..) and because he doesn’t really care about himself much she wants him to move into her apartment so she can take care of him. Thanks and looking forward to it <333

Awe this was such a cute ask, very sorry for the late reply

Dazai x gn! Caring S/o

You already know he’s lapping all the affection and attention you give him

Almost like a dog…

Dazai probably only ever had Odasaku and maybe kunikida truly care for him so he’s starved for affection:(

He’s always begging for your love, anything you have to offer

Kisses? Cuddles? Food? Double suicide?

Um maybe some of it 😄

He’s got you wrapped around his finger and he loves it

Having such a kind S/o to make sure he’s taking care of himself and looked after makes him drop to his knees

But now he’s clingy and he won’t leave you alone until you give in to his touch starved self

“Oh my love! Please you must give me a farewell kiss before you leave!! Do you no love me?!?”

“Dazai we’re going to the same place..”

You probably go to his place or he comes to yours but either way your taking care of him

Making sure he’s eaten, slept and well cuddled

There are days were he’s so lost and done with things he won’t eat or sleep, or even talk to anyone

That’s were you step in ^^

Kissing his forehead

Making his favorite food

Sleeping with him wrapped in your arms while you tell him about your day

Most likely enthusiastic about your idea of him moving in with you

“Woah really!? Yes of course I will my dear!!”

Such a sweetheart and a dork about it

Like a child, can’t get rid of him now lol

He’s nervous at first but he’s also happy that you love him so much you wanna live with him

Now he gets ultimate attention and love from you

[cognitosclowns]

Soft bathtime with Andre. Warm water and bath bombs, cuddling in the water as you wash his hair. Maybe listening to some music and just enjoying eachothers company.

ANON YOU <3333 UNDERSTAND YOU UNDERSTAND THE THINGS THAT MAKE MY BRAIN TINGLE

SFW!! nonsexual nudity!!

HE DESERVES A NICE BATH DAMMIT

He,, doesn't really have em ever?? he usually sticks to super fast showers. they're usually cold too bc,, the heating in his apartment complex is super spotty

YOU CAN GO ALL OUT. BUDDY HE'S NOT AFRAID OF SPARKLY BATH BOMBS AND SUGARY SOAPS. IN FACT HE FUCKING LOVES THAT SHIT

if you lay out like,, cute little rose petals in the water?? a funky multicolored bath bomb that makes the water all sparkly?? <333 oh his eyes light up so much. Excited Giggles Galore, probably some sneaky little

'woooow i can't believe you're watching me undress are we about to kiss right now???'

'... we've been dating for three years-'

'WE HA V E?????' before cracking up laughing. That's his favorite joke.

MNSMDSNDM HES A DORK <333 BUT HE IS YOUR DORK

'do you want me to split the bathbomb in half, so you can save some for later?'

'no??? because I'm not a fucking supervillain??? WHO TF DOES THAT????'

he will mix and match bath bombs tho. You may have to limit him so that the water doesn't become sludge.

OOOOOHHHH... you.. don't get a groan of relief when he slips into the tub because he will instead Winge About How Its Hot And It Hurts, Until His Body Adjusts To The Temperature smdnsmd

OHO <3333 he wants to hold you while you relax in the tub please. Just,, your back to his chest, his Spindly Fuckin Legs trying to wrap around you like some sort of Very Tired Venus Flytrap smnsmd

OH assorted thing but poke his tummy. he'll start gigglin. nothing massive lmao he just <333 is pretty ticklish there.

FOOT BATTLES THAT ARE GONNA SPLASH WATER EVERYWHERE LMAO

LIL KISSES ON YOUR CHEEK AND NECKKKK <333 if you have soaps available he'll,, cover his hands in like Some Nice Soap and massage your back. <333 vice versa is also smth he'd,, adore.

HES GONNA FALL ASLEEP SORRY <333 his head is gonna loll forwards and BOOM, snoring <333

HE'LL FUSS A BIT IF YOU MAKE HIM WAKE UP BUT ONCE HIS TEETH START CHATTERING BC THE WATERS GOTTEN COLD??? HES UP HES UP HES BOLTING OUTTA THE TUB SMDNSDM

(does he almost break his ass, slip n sliding around on the now wet floor?? yes absolutely but he's sturdy its probably fine-)

<3333 THIS WAS FUCKIN,, CUTE DAMMIT <333 TYSM FOR THE LOVELY ASK

[donttouchtheneednoggle]

sense8 for the blorbo ask game? <3

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) 

D A N I  thirsty asf adhd aroace finding a place where she is comfortable and has healthy boundaries and is loved for who she is, somehow the most me character ever <333

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

Sun 🥺🥺🥺 i KNOW she can kill me with her bare hands but also she is baby and deserves LOVE 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

capheusss god the sheer joy and hope and goodness he represents and god what a dork and #1 sun bak fanboy mun get in line he is so important <333

one of my favourite him quotes is the title of this blog and that’s not about to change :’)

ALSO speaking of detective mun my fucking beloved idk how underrated he is bc im not really around there much but i would DIE for him he is there for one purpose and that is to love sun bak even and often especially when she is beating the shit out of him and i love him for that

also he’s so 😳😳🥺🥺😍😍

that scene in the finale when he’s telling diego how sun brought him to meet her family then it just goes to this scene absolute peak of cinema <333

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) 

*kicks down door* MR HOY

*punches desk* there’s no GIFS

n e way sense8 went what is the one thing that could improve this - sylvester mccoy and they were RIGHT

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

will i don’t want to like him he’s a cop so he sucks but in s2 when he’s just ill and traumatised and crying and being Held by his gf i gotta be like 🥺🥺 they let him do that huh good for him

ALSO jonas man is literally kilgharrah he’s such a cryptic and flaky bitch for NO reason godbless when will’s in the final dramatic car chase and jonas just plops down nexct to him bc he’s about to die and will’s jsut like NOT NOW JONAS yeah i felt that <33

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

...kala

LEMME EXPLAIN OK i only want good things for her and her to be happy but when she’s having a crisis it is soo fucking funny and relatable this girl is grappling with being demi and poly and cheating on her husband and falling in love with her husband and a TON of excessive moral ruminations and convictions that she’s a terrible person i am so projecting my ocd onto her godbless and being so salty and dramatic like deadpan saying she has something deeply wrong with her while she’s wearing cute blouses and cat patterned shorts its a little hilarious and i love her and ofc it all comes right in the end :’))

also lito in much the same vein as kala they both learn and grow so much over the course of the series often together all while being as salty and dramatic as possible about it good for them <33

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

LILA i hate her sm she’s the worst character of them all why is she here why is she like that writers you had one job

also whispers obvs but he’s not even worth getting mad at he is LITERALLY only there to provide stakes he’s not a person xx

ty littt 💕💕💕💕

[alaskasmonsters]

watching studio ghibli movies with their s/o

— todoroki shouto, takami keigo, aizawa shouta

a.n: this was requested by a lovely anon! this took me a little bit, but i hope you like it!! <333 this is gender neutral btw

todoroki shouto

skip if you don’t wanna read the saddest thing ever

but shouto hasn’t watched any studio ghibli movies before he and you started dating

he just didn’t have the time/opportunity outside of his intense training with endeavor

when you find out about that you’re about to march to the todoroki mansion yourself to have a word with the man

but you can contain your anger

so instead you make it your mission to educate shouto

yes educate

not having watched ghibli movies certainly is a huge educational gap

shouto doesn’t complain

he likes spending time with you

and he certainly won’t waste the opportunity to spend the afternoon cuddled up with you

laying in bed and being all warm and cozy

you’ll make tea and get all the snacks

and you tell shouto to pay attention because you have to make up for some important childhood memories

he absolutely adores ghibli movies after that

mainly because he connects them to spending time with you while you’re all happy and calm

he really enjoys the music, too

(probably uses some of the soundtrack to help him sleep)

it’s just so calm and happy

he also loves the visuals

shouto is a man of taste alright

whenever you roll up with a blanket under your one arm and a laptop under your other he knows it’s studio ghibli time

(also his prime time for receiving cuddles!)

you’re all tangled up on another lazy afternoon

you don’t talk a lot, you just enjoy the quiet and calm

shouto smiles a lot and it makes you so happy

his favorite is either my neighbor totoro or ponyo

you get him a totoro plushie because you see him eyeing that big fluffy boy a lot

spirited away is also very high up because the visuals are so nice

but he doesn’t really dislike any of the other movies

they’re just these wholesome stories

and they all have cute happy endings

shouto loves happy ending he’s a softie

he hums all the songs and it’s so soothing

you join in of course because that’s couple goals

you totally pull him up to mimic totoro’s dance when it happens in the movie

takami keigo

it probably doesn’t come as a surprise

but this man has also never seen a studio ghibli movie before in his life

his childhood was filled with training to become a pro hero

birdie didn’t have much free time to waste on movies :c

the more excited he is whenever he has time to catch up with whatever new media 

but boy oh boy

when you introduce him to those masterpieces

it’s game over

hawks loves, absolutely adores ghibli movies now

they’re his favorite thing in the world!

you’re his favorite periodt okay, you don’t have to worry about that

he usually doesn’t have a lot of time watching any movies because he is so busy with hero work (also the hero public safety commission doesn’t give that guy a break)

but whenever he has a free night (and you’re free as well) he loves spending it watching one of them movies with you

movie nights are always fun with him, since he likes to provide a+ commentary

he cracks jokes and drops cheesy one liners

that’s just how he is

he’s also super affectionate

he’ll hold you close and play with your hair the entire time

only eyes for you (and the movie of course)

he’s a secret sap okay

he loves the ones that include romance stories

his favorite is howl’s moving castle by far

totally sees himself as howl don’t even try me

don’t laugh when he makes the comparison

he’s very invested with that kin

“we’re both handsome and charming, don’t cha think?“

you agree because you know it’ll make him happy

(and he truly is both of those things)

but also howl turns into a bird as well…

so it is kinda crazy

when you get to that part of the movie hawks is bubbling over with joy

“told ya! we’re both birds.“

he is grinning widely and he looks so cute

your boyfriend is a dork but you still love him

hawks is so invested in the story that he even shuts up for a while

especially whenever sophie and howl interact he’s just like...so. quiet.

you love seeing how focused he is

he’s just so cute like that!!

he’ll try to be as charming as howl (because that flower field scene…uuff)

he’ll tell you how beautiful you are

and that he’d still love you even if you were as old and wrinkly as sophie

you smile at him and kiss him because he truly is just as charming

he’s also very committed to the act

he’d take you to a flower field so you can actually be like sophie and howl, because they’re honestly goals

and since he has wings you can both re-enact the scene where howl and sophie walk in the air when fleeing from those men in the beginning of the movie

other movies he really likes are castle in the sky and princess mononoke

as mentioned, hawks really likes the romance

aizawa shouta

this man secretly loves studio ghibli movies above all else

not only because they’re calm and peaceful enough to fall asleep to

(although that’s one positive for sure)

he likes how suitable they are for all ages 

(as a teacher he automatically pays attention to that)

and he likes all the little messages that are conveyed through them

he likes them best, when he’s watching them with you though

he just thinks it’s so cute how much you enjoy them

you also look adorable all comfy and cozy 

whenever both of you have a free day

you’re both pretty busy so that’s a rare occasion

you cuddle up on the couch to spend your morning (or just the whole day really) watching your favorite studio ghibli movies

aizawa’s secret favorite is the cat returns 

he is a cat lover so don’t try to convince me otherwise

cats just cats

you like to tease him that he probably likes the movie so much because he too would like to be turned into a cat and be married off to some beautiful cat prince/princess

that mf just turns and smiles at you

"don’t i already have you, though, kitten?“

he’s smooth alright

actual prince lune for sure

and you’re a goner

aizawa would deny it but he’s rooting for prince lune and yuki

he’s a big sap okay

so when the prince gives yuki the fish crackers…

let’s just say you’ll find your favorite snack on your nightstand the next morning with a little note attached to it

something cute like “good morning, kitten.“

other movies he enjoys greatly are kiki’s delivery service and my neighbor totoro

not because cats are in it…

haha no

certainly not the main reason

never

that man also looks exactly like totoro when he smiles

you notice that during one of your lazy movie days 

you were watching the movie for the first time together that day

and you were draped over aizawa, both of you in peaceful silence when boom

totoro smiles

your jaw drops to the floor i tell you

when you look over to tell your boyfriend about it though

(and maybe tease him about it shh)

oh no

he’s already exposing you to his crazy all-teeth grin

now both of you can’t watch the movie without aizawa pulling up that smile whenever totoro smiles in the movie

it’s straight up comical

you kiss his cheek for his effort every time

he also loves the cat bus

(which also looks a little like aizawa when he grins)

Taglist: @crystal-lilac​

[dav3katz]

Hey bestie, I request you to write something self indulgent with your favorite character :]]

[[ ps: Your writing is literally so good, like, omg- you are so talented I can’t— ]]

thank you anon I love. U <333 thank u for the rq and the kind words, take a self indulgent June because I just. Love her sommuch and there’s nothing of her :(

“Stop it you dork” you say with a giggle, as June continues to suffocate you in her arms and her little smooches all up on your face. “You’re smearing your lipstick all over my face!!” You say with a laugh, but she just giggles and continues to smear blue kisses all over you. You push her face away from you, but alas, it’s no use. She continues.

This was kinda new to you, good, healthy relationships.. it was.. different. Your relationships sucked ass, quite frankly. Saving the world was pretty fucking tough, on everybody. It left everyone with unresolved trauma they couldn’t exactly just fix, or make much better. And June had kinda fucked off, telling you she needed a break from you, from everything, everyone. Not that you were dating or anything, you had been best friends for a long time, and she needed time to herself, you understood. You wished she would talk to you, but you couldn’t make her. She had a lot of her shit to deal with, shit with her dad, shit in general.

It was rough on you, which eventually caused you to move in with the bestest friends you had, Dave and Karkat. Who were also in love with eachother, but that’s a story for another time. You’d been living with them for so long, you knew at some point you’d have to move out. Especially when they would eventually start dating. Knowing those two it’d take forever, but you were still concerned. So you tried going on dates. You went on them, very often. All the time. Multiple days a week you went out with a new dude, on occasion a new girl. It never worked out. Usually you’d come home drunk, or crying. And they were there for you. It devastated them both. The other result was hooking up with the person, but never going anywhere.

Dave and Karkat truly could not express enough how dangerous that shit could be, but despite them chastising you for it every goddamn time, you never listened. But eventually, it came to a stop. An abrupt stop. When you met June again. She had.. changed. To say the least. For one, she was now a woman. No longer the man she was when you last saw her, her hair was longer, she had clearly taken some time to self reflect on herself, make herself more confident. She intended to come back a better, happier person. And she was.

She was gorgeous, really. The most lovely lady. You were absolutely bewitched by her, enthralling, really. It’s almost like you’ve never seen a woman in your entire life. In a way, it was kinda how it felt. Like you’d never seen a woman so pretty. Deep down, maybe you always had liked her. After all, she was one of the bestest friends you’ve ever had. She was a lovable, nerdy, dork. But perhaps you were content ignoring it for her happiness with Roxy. But now.. she’s single. And she’s.. just so pretty. How could you resist gawking at her like some fucking incel?

But as always she remained oblivious, thank fuck. But you really did stop trying to fuck any new person every other night. And Dave and Karat were quick to catch onto why that was the case, and boy they were endless about it. The constant teasing you got from the both of them was fatuous in your opinion. But it even got around to Rose and Kanaya, which made you groan to yourself in embarrassment at how obvious you have been. To be fair though, very intelligent women.

The point is.. for a long time you were scared. Scared to ruin a friendship with somebody that mattered to you. Scared even if you dated it’d be shit like all your other relationships. But it wasn’t. It was happy, it was healthy, it was loving. June wasn’t like those assholes, she was kind and considerate and liked you beyond having sex. She cared about you, she checked up on you, she bought you things she thought you’d really like, she tried to make you laugh with cheesy pickup lines and showed you these terrible movies and would assign you characters that reminded her of you.

You haven’t had that, ever. You’ve never been so happy with somebody and you’ve never felt so loved in your life. Felt comfortable goofing off and saying whatever dumb shit and trusting her with all your sad shit and just being so vulnerable. Feeling like you could spend your entire life with this person. But that’s what you felt for June and you’ve never felt it so strongly.

“Hey? You okay?” June asks, the concern was evident in her face, but you just gave her a reassuring smile. “Yeah, I’m good.” Good. For the first time in a long time.

[st4rry4pples]

OH RJDIDIDID MY GOD I LNEW IT WOULD HAPPEN

DO YALL WANNA KNOW ANOTHER ONE OF MY FAVORITE ARTUSTS LOL ITS ARCADE FIRE YEAH IK BUT WOOOOO IM GONNA BE GEEKING OUT SM I REALLY HOPE THEY DO ONE OF THEIR CLASSIC SKITS WITH THEM I LOVE THEM SO MUCH THEIR MUSIC DEADASS SAVED MY LIFE

and then theres eggs benedict cabbage patch who literally said autistic people "upset" him and says its insulting to suggest he would ever play an autistic character but WOOOO MY FAVORITE DORKS FROM AUSTIN/MONTREAL/HAITI <333

[sri-rachaa]

Oh, lovely, you're kissing my hand now, are you? Wrapping me up in a warm blanket with my favorite snacks?

Good thing my favorite snack is you, baby ;)

They don't call me Vincent "Flirt" Solaire for nothing, but only for you, lovely. It's only ever for you.

I love you so so much, and I love teasing you even more.

Your handsome man,

-Vinny xo

Goodmorning, Vinny <333

You flirt, making me blush so early in the morning. You can be a menace, you know that!

Keep that up and I’m taking that warm blanket away from you! (Kidding of course, I’d never. Well. Maybe ;))

I love you my dork of a tease, forever n always <3

-Your Lovely <3

[maddiedrawz]

For the ask game, Jemma and Angie? 👀

jemma simmons

disclaimer: i haven’t finished aos so if i get something wrong pls forgive me, i’m going off of what i know, thank you :3

favorite thing about them: EVERYTHING DHCNDNJ like how she gets so passionate when she talks about stuff, she is such a precious dork- she’s just UGHHH she literally stole my heart in 2 minutes no joke and the fact that she’s british and her accent is the most adorable thing i have ever heard does not help- yea,,, like you can tell i have it BAD- ;-; help

least favorite thing about them: NOTHING. SHE IS FLAWLESS, I LOVE HER, AND WILL YOU MARRY ME NOW??? please?🥺🤲💍

favorite line: i haven’t finished the show yet so i don’t think i have one- i’m working on it you guys😩😩

brOTP: you know what, it’s fitzsimmons

OTP: fitzskimmons and fitzsimmons

nOTP: just her with anyone else who isn’t fitz, skye, or bobbi

random headcanon: team shield playing among us: she’s a really bad impostor obviously and yet she gets voted out as crew too😂 (idk why i have among us on the brain right now but i think this is really funny)

unpopular opinion: i don’t think i have one again?? maybe to the jemma haters out there, i know they exist, it’s inevitable, i’m speaking directly to the two or three of you: i hate you too, she is perfect and could do nothing wrong in my eyes, thank you

song i associate with them: new year’s day because the vibes is just there and oh look at that i’m crying again

favorite picture of them: i started sobbing from sheer adoration looking through pictures of her i hope you’re happy🥲 /affectionate BECAUSE THIS HAIR JEMMA>>>>>>>>>

angie martinelli

favorite thing about them: EVERYTHING AGAIN<333 maybe especially the fact that she’s so gay for peggy because i, too, am very gay for peggy carter

least favorite thing about them: she is not in season 2😤😤 yes the musical number is AMAZING but it doesn’t make up for y’all just yeeting her out of the whole season >:/

favorite line: “doesn’t matter when you got legs like yours😏” or “shut up, english, you talk too much🙈”

brOTP: thompsonelli (@piamastea and i have MANY modern au headcanons about them being a duo twitch streamer😂😂😂)

OTP: cartinelli and house of carter™️

nOTP: her with a man cuz she just can’t date a dude ;) ❤️🧡🤍💗💜

random headcanon: there’s so many to choose from GAHHH let’s go with this one: she is surprisingly good at minecraft pvp and if team carter were to do a minecraft manhunt, angie would be the speedrunner (y’all can tell i’ve been discussing and thinking about her A LOT XDD)

unpopular opinion: i ship dottie and angie- is that even unpopular? idk but i kinda trademarked house of carter (i’m not taking full credit cuz this ot3 was inspired by many creators on here :D) so ofc i ship them and i have thousands of headcanons and scenarios made up for them, courtesy of @piamastea again NSJDND

song i associate with them: london boy and strawberry blonde (chloe moriondo)

favorite picture of them: i encourage you to LOOK- LOOK AT HOW PRECIOUS-😩😩😭🥺🥺🥺

[anothertimdrakestan]

Late Night Drives W/ The Batboys HC

Requested? Yes! From a lovely anon!

“Can you please write a hc of the batboys x s/o taking a ride in the batmobile? Thank you! Btw your writing is soooooo good 😭🙏🏼”

LINK TO PROMPTS  -> REQUESTS ARE STILL OPEN!

I got so chaotic with this I loved it so much. The bois will hop at any chance to impress their S/O and fuck with Bruce and this was so much fun. Thank you for the INCREDIBLE request I hope you send more :))) Also thank you I’m so glad you like my writing you make my heart so happy angel <333!

Dick Grayson:

- Dick taking the batmobile is the least likely to give Bruce a headache, so that means you two get it for a weekend

- Dick actually knows how to drive it so he shows you all the coolest gadgets

- Dick driving is hot. Like his hand is always on your thigh, gripping it when he makes sharp turns, always keeping you in his embrace

- He loves flooring it when you least expect it because he likes how flustered you get, especially when it leads to you gripping his arm and holding on to him

- He brings those led lights into the car so the vibes are immaculate

- You refuse to give him the aux because your music taste is better and he knows it

- The two of your screaming music at the top of your lungs as he speeds down the road at midnight

- Him convincing you to get Big Belly Burger and then spilling it on the seats knowing Bruce is going to kill him

- Parking at a beautiful viewpoint and talking about life and how badly Dick wants a future with you

- Dick would make the cheesiest puns and jokes comparing you to the beauty of the sunrise

- Returning that car to Bruce with nothing broken so Bruce is happy

- Always looking forward to the next night out with Dick

Jason Todd:

- Jason and the batmobile have a love-hate relationship

- After basically stealing the car from Bruce the two of you drive for a day at the beach

- Jason explaining how the car is the reason he is who he is today, for better or for worse

- After a deep moment of you telling him how thankful you are he snatchd those tires all those years ago, and reminding him of all the good he’s done, you fall into a comfortable silence

- Jason likes it when you’re hand is on the gear shift and his is on top of yours 

- He totally lets you drive the car

- Shows you all the button in order of least to most possible damage

- He has to explain what each of the six pedals does each time

- You get the hang of it and love the freedom that comes with going 200 mph down a highway

- Jason thinks it’s the most attractive thing ever when you’re reckless

- Parking somewhere secluded and putting on some music

- Absolutely defiling the car to Jason’s delight

- Jason hands the keys back to an angry Bruce saying “you might wanna get that shit cleaned Y/N and I made sure to have a good time”

- Bruce put “Jason Locks” on the car after that

Tim Drake:

- Tim would tell you that the batmobile is boring and he'd take you on the batjet

- Having a genius boyfriend means he knows how to fly planes apparently

- Soaring over Gotham Tim wants you to sit in his lap, his chin resting on your shoulder while he glides through the air

- He would do all sorts of tricks that made you question your safety

- Putting it on autopilot towards Metropolis so you could see your friends Tim would play music on the loudspeakers and the two of you literally danced on top of the world

- Tim being a dork and spelling things with the plane trail like I Love Y/N or Y/N Drake-Wayne 

- Trying to convince him to let you fly the plane but he’s not having it, saying that he’d never let you get hurt and he wasn’t about to start way up in the air

- You and Tim would join the mile high club after he disabled all comms and camera footage

- Flying home watching the sunset on Gotham

- Tim telling you why he liked flying so much, he always felt so outcast but up in the air he was at peace, alone but comfortableble in his own skin

- Holding him close and reminding him he’s never alone because he’ll always have you, and that will never change

Damian Wayne:

- To say Damian stole the batmobile is an understatement

- Because Damian stole you too

- Getting a knock on your window at 1am to see your favorite boy hanging from a grapple hook

- Him pulling you from your window like a modern Peter Pan only to show you his newest toy

- Knowing Bruce is going to murder him

- Damian claims he knows how to drive and you soon learn that his idea of driving involves ignoring anything that doesn’t say “speed up”

- Seeing Dami genuinely laughing and smiling as he blows through another stop sign

- Knowing he’s pent up all the time and that he needs the release

- Damian holds your hand while he drives, sometimes putting the car on autopilot to lean over and kiss you

- Telling you he’s going to steal the car more often

- When he discovers the turbo-boost button it all goes to shit

- you’re hair has been blown in 200 different directions

- Just as the sun is rising the two of you get stopped by a very angry Dark Knight

- Bruce driving you home, lecturing an angy Damian 

- You can’t get over how adorable pouty Damian is

- Giving him a quick peck on the cheek before thanking Bruce awkwardly for the ride home

- You get a text saying he’s grounded for a week again

- Knowing that’ll never stop your boy

[xiaophobic]

HI ATLAS I DIDNT RESPOND TO YOUR ASK YET BUT I WILL IN A BIT ALSO PLS TELL ME MORE ABT CARY HE SOUNDS SO COOL OMGKWK3ODKWJF 😳😋‼️ BRAINROT NOWWWWWW PLS <3 AHDJSJJFJF ILY BTW

STOP oKAY AHHHH I LIKE HAVE BEEN WAITING TO TALK ABOUT HIM FOR FUCKJNG EVER !!! ILY TOO QUILL <333

for anyone curious, this is about my genshin oc! his name is cary, he’s a hydro bow user from sumeru ^^

i did a tiny redraw of him over one of kaeya’s chibis :DD i’d make a picrew of him but i’ve yet to find one i really like for his character so !!!

he got his vision the night he’d told his parents about his dropping out. they were incredibly unsupportive of his dream and so he left!

he had no plan, though he’d never really had one to begin with. he’d worked his way into the most prosperous school in teyvat and then left as quickly as he’d enrolled.

he had no plan, though he’d never really had one to begin with. he’d worked his way into the most prosperous school in teyvat and then left as quickly as he’d enrolled.

but he believed in himself and he believed in his art. he’d taken almost nothing with him except for the clothes on his back, a few mora, and a few small canvases and paints.

he’d arrived at this beautiful grassy plain after traveling for so long. his mind began soaring with ideas to recreate the display on a canvas. so many colors and textures clouded his eyes, he was almost brought to tears.

he reaches inside his bag to pull out some paints and boom! vision!

his character…

HE’S A DORK

he makes those little paper stars for people when they’re sad :(

his least favorite foods are coffee and tea. he doesn’t actually dislike either, he’s just mistook his paint water for said drinks too many times to count

the primary use of his vision is watercolor paint

he’s in love with kazuha, do not ask me how they know each other i haven’t figured it out yet but kazuha opens his mouth and cary loses it

he was isolated a lot as a child so there’s some generally basic things that make him go :O

ex: if he ever saw a crystalfly he’d go berserk

“IS THAT SPARKLE FLYING?? DO YOU SEE, TRAVELER? THE SPARKLE HAS WINGS! WAIT WE HAVE TO STOP I’VE GOTTA SKETCH THAT—”

he’s a very good cook and like nobody believes him when he says it

one of the lines of his specialty dish would definitely be something like “can we really be sure cary made this?”

the type to say something out of pocket and not realize that it was out of pocket until hours later

like he’ll tell someone how beautiful they are because he’s sketched them (he has to draw anything he finds even mildly attractive/interesting)

and then go “oh” while he thinks about how red their face got right before he goes to sleep

voicelines, gameplay, etc…

four star physical dmg dps 😎

one of his idle animations is a butterfly fluttering around him while he scrambles for his sketchpad, only to have the butterfly fly away when he successfully pulls it out </3

he gets excited cut him some slack

“is it my turn? oh, i’m cary! ‘so great to finally meet — oh wow. you’re breathtaking! ah, i’m so sorry! my mouth moves faster than my mind sometimes, would a self-portrait make it up to you? free of charge!”

that’d be his hello voiceline :D

his burst would be called something like “reservoir of illustration”

DOESNT THAT JUST SOUND SO COOL

that’s all i have so far!!! i could keep going but he’s still a work in progress himself so ^^ I RLLY RLLY LIKE HIM :))

[brynnmck]

J/B Smut Swap recs!

I come bearing @jb-smut-swap recs! Presented mostly in posting order because that’s mostly how I read them, though first, my wonderful gift fic:

Jaime’s Game by @catherineflowers29 - SOFTEST BONDAGE EVER. I have told multiple people that reading this story felt like getting a warm hug, but with ropes. And a crucial part of the softness is the vulnerability between them, the way they’re so clearly building their trust in each other, taking care of each other, and there’s just a little bit of adorable awkwardness too as they negotiate this new thing together. It made my heart so glowy and happy. Cathy, thank you so much for volunteering to pick this up and delivering something so well-suited to my requests; I could feel the care you took with this and I appreciate it so much! <333

More recs below the cut ‘cause this got long (as did Jaime, HEYOOO); if I missed anyone’s Tumblr handle, please let me know!

Binary Explosive by @sdwolfpup - Okay this isn’t in posting order but I DID read this first and also it’s my blog and I make the rules. Am I biased about this fic because it’s SDW and because it was inspired by one of my favorite due South episodes? Yes. Does that make this fic any less amazing? IT DOES NOT. This is battle couple/mutual competence kink/danger kink at its finest, crackling with banter and absolutely dripping with (literally potentially lethal) sexual tension, all wrapped up in an entirely swoonworthy established relationship. The cocktail of soft and horny here is thoroughly intoxicating, and it’s so much FUN, with just the right hint of crack, and the ending makes me kick my feet in glee every time I read it (which has been, of my own volition, SEVERAL TIMES). LOVE.

Thrust Exercises by @nire-the-mithridatist - STRIP SPARRING. We’ve all said it but also oh my god STRIP SPARRING. WHAT A GENIUS THOUGHT. This is a fabulous combination of fun and sexy, and they’re so FOND in it, too--nire hits such a beautiful note of playful competitiveness and also a little shyness/awkwardness and a LOT of heat and, has been very correctly noted, a VERY wonderfully slutty Jaime. (Jaime’s premeditation regarding their wedding night is both very horny and very sweet/thoughtful, and thus very Jaime, and also his line about how he quite likes her loud face is right up there with my favorite love confessions, as well as being a thing that Jaime and I very much have in common. AGH SO GOOD.)

Second Chances by @firesign23 - I love me some JAB and the setup of this is so delicious, that Brienne is given a second chance at an opportunity she once turned down. This is another one where all three of them just LIKE each other so much--the J/B is so solid and lived-in and warm, and the history between Jaime and Addam is delicious, and the Brienne/Addam has that little thrill of newness and “oh my god we actually get to do this” (there is a kitchen kiss that is GOOD TIMES for me). So much trust and love here, it’s lovely.

crosslines, the scratches and stains by QuixoticChloe - One of two sex bruises fics in the swap, and SCORCHING hot. This whole thing has such a teasing vibe to it, and a sense of dirty discovery within an established relationship, and the whole “we’ve got a sexy secret and we’re gonna torture each other with it as much as possible” aspect was A LOT. Damn.

Diplomatic Relations by @eryiscrye - In which Jaime and Brienne get married and proceed to scandalize/delight/horrify the entire continent with their loud married sex. IT’S GREAT. It’s Eryi’s so you know it’s gonna be super hot, and she really touched on so many of the greatest hits here: cave sex, armory sex, water sex, quiet sex, alcove sex, SO MANY GOOD CHOICES and so much sweetness to go with them, too. And the other characters’ pained/pleased observations were hysterical. SO much fun.

Apart, Together, Together Apart by greenmtwoman - Oof, this one made my chest ache in the best way. It’s so soft and romantic and LONGING and full of equal parts Brienne and Jaime’s devotion to each other and devotion to their respective duties, which feels incredibly true to them. The way this story builds and releases and then slowly builds tension again is lovely, and it’s bittersweet, but very full of hope for their future.

left your fingerprints all over me by @writergirl2011 - Friends-with-benefits-to-dating, yessssss. The banter in this was adorable, and the connection between them was so palpable, and it was delightful to watch them finally acknowledge their feelings. 

Good Long Line of Praises by @aliveanddrunkonsunlight - In which Brienne discovers that Jaime has a praise kink and we ALL get to benefit. Actually the praise goes both ways here, and the result is lovely--they take each other apart at the same time they’re holding each other very closely, and it’s a wonderful mix of sweet and sexy. Another established relationship fic that included so much joy of discovery built over a strong foundation.

Nights Avoiding Things Unholy by @forbiddenfantasies1 - I was lucky enough to get a sneak preview of this one and when I tell you that it has been living rent-free in my mind ever since... this is LUDICROUSLY, brain-cell-incineratingly hot, with so many delicious horny details, but also with FF’s trademark gigantic heart behind it (I feel like heart + hornt is basically FF’s brand and I love this for all of us). Again, you get such a strong sense that these two LIKE each other so much, even when they’re a little resentful and a lot scared about it, and the filth is so full of genuine affection that it makes it all the more devastating. I literally read this and was like “shit, I gotta up my game” regarding my own draft, lol. SO GOOD.

Light My Fire by @wildlingoftarth - While I fully respect and celebrate the union suit kink, I don’t have strong feelings about it, myself, but this fic made me a convert. The painstakingly sexy descriptions here were SO MUCH, and I’m also such a huge sucker for the slightly chaotic camp counselors vibe of this, that sort of euphoria and recklessness that overtakes you when something time-bound is about to end. The banter was adorable, there were so many moments that made me giggle, and of course it was hot as hell too and I’m very glad that these two dorks FINALLY figured it out.

Clothes (un)Make the Man by @aviss - CLOTHES-SWAPPING YESSSSS. I am such a sucker for that and Aviss delivered on it beautifully; seeing the progression of their relationship was so delightful and the feelings built so well throughout, and there were a couple of lines that made me laugh out loud, and, again, both the tension and the smut were super hot. LOVELY.

I’ll never let you go (if you promise not to fade away) by LadyRhiyana - This fic is going to HAUNT ME in the BEST POSSIBLE WAY. For one thing, I have checked the word count MULTIPLE times to make sure it’s not ten times as long because the world here is so vivid and so affecting that it’s like some sort of magic. I adore the setting here, and Cersei’s POV is spectacular--she’s all sharp edges and frustrated longing for the things she thinks she can’t have and I felt for her SO MUCH. Both she and Jaime are just incredibly, helplessly horny for (HOT MECHANIC) Brienne, and I loved the way that LadyRhiyana made it so clear that having Brienne there shifts the balance for Jaime and Cersei just enough that all their spikes can slide together a little better instead of just eviscerating each other all the time--and yet this happens without ever making it feel like Brienne is just a conduit or a means to an end for them; all three sides of the triad feel thoroughly distinct and important (including a very deft hand with the Jaime/Cersei aspect). It’s also EXTREMELY hot, and the Jaime/Brienne aspect has so much softness to it, and Brienne is so forthright and so kind and so curious, and AGH. I loved this.

a grip so tight I couldn’t tear it apart by @janiedean - The other sex bruises fic, and this one ended up (coincidentally, I assume) being a perfect bookend to the other one--if the modern AU is all about sexy secrets, this canon-based one is all about Jaime and Brienne’s pride in each other and joy in not having to hide their relationship, gleefully declaring their love and desire for each other for everyone to see. I was so happy for them!

with those who know secret things by @sdwolfpup - This has been recced widely and DESERVEDLY SO. The amount of CARE in this fic is overwhelming, and it’s full of all of these subtle details that suddenly come into sharp focus at just the right moment to really devastate you, and by you, I mean me. The prose itself is also gorgeous--the description of Brienne in her ad came directly for my throat (as well as some other places)--and it’s beautiful to watch these two surprise and delight and take care of each other. They’re both so GOOD and Jaime is so soft and vulnerable and Brienne is so kind and incisive and THEY LIKE EACH OTHER AND WANT EACH OTHER SO MUCH I CAN’T. The whole thing is lustrous and wonderful and I adored it. 

Today Will Die Tomorrow by HNJ - This fic also DESTROYED me. The way the time shifts are handled so that we slowly put the pieces of the night together and feel the full impact of each moment, the understated delicacy and very obvious love with which both Jaime and Brienne are handled, the multiple lines that made me catch my breath with how TRUE they were, the way their love for each other uncurls and opens up to the light over the course of the story... it’s really gorgeous and just burrowed right into my heart. I also loved that this was a canon-based first time that focused more on Brienne not knowing what to do emotionally than not knowing what to do physically; I’ve read and enjoyed the latter a bunch of times but the former felt really fresh and fascinating; it was an excellent take. 

Hush by @kiraziwrites - I have a thing for quiet sex anyway, and like everyone else, I will be suing kirazi for the fact that this fic left my brain a smoldering wreckage with nary a coherent thought left for the comment box. The sex in this is so deliciously varied and dirty and every bit of it feels somehow decadent and completely necessary at the same time, and watching their relationship build as they try each new thing is wonderful, and there are so many images in this that have burned themselves into the empty space where my brain used to be and taken up permanent residence. I could list MANY, but a sampling: the glacier comparison, and Brienne’s teeth-marks in Jaime’s jacket, and also Brienne DROPPING A CONDOM IN JAIME’S POCKET AND PROPOSITIONING HIM ARE YOU ACTUALLY TRYING TO END MY LIFE, KIRAZI. It’s also so funny and so fond and the fact that it’s literally exactly 5K is such a flex, I can’t even. Gah. TOO MUCH.

we used to wait by @it-may-be-dull-but-im-determined - I was reading things in update order and I kept thinking that I hadn’t read one yet that I could clock as jencat’s, and then kirazi was flailing about this fic and how beautiful the prose was and how strong a sense of place it had and I was like aha without even having read it yet. And this fic is indeed those things, as well as being sexy as fuck; Jen just drags the tension out and out in this very deliberate-yet-spare-yet-somehow-also-lush way until you want to claw your face off (and then she makes it totally worth the wait, too). Their relationship had some wonderful details, too, to show how well-matched they are--Jaime increasing the speed on his treadmill to match Brienne’s, rather than to exceed it, wasn’t what I was expecting and worked fabulously in this context--and the image of Jaime leaning against the wall at a crucial moment was SO MUCH. Whew. Just lovely.

The Waters and the Wild by LadyRhiyana - The last entry in the swap but by no means the least! This was another one where I couldn’t believe how much happened in such a short space; the descriptions were so vivid and cinematic, I could see the whole landscape unfold in my head, and it included some high-quality competence kink, too. We get just enough backstory to be fully invested in this version of Jaime and Brienne, including their delightful hidden-identity initial meeting, and the tension and affection and trust and frustration between them just simmers and simmers until it inevitably boils over and it’s incredibly satisfying. I also thoroughly adored the ending--including Brienne being as indignant as Jaime at [redacted]--and I would buy this movie so fast if it actually existed.