#my goblin brain

[whotfelsewantedtobelynnyx]

Me, daydreaming about The Owl House: The existence of characters like Boscha and Willow who are children of same-sex parents but show a display of both parents’ physical characteristics has the most incredible implications. I mean, not only does that mean that queer couples can have biological children, but think of the possibilities when it comes to infertility! Rather than putting the mother or otherwise AFAB person through an expensive and painful process, her partner can just-

The little goblin me who lives at the back of my brain: MPREG IS REALLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

Me: I mean yeah, but that wasn’t really what I was gonna phrase that li-

Little goblin me: WITCH/DEMON HYBRIDS EXIST AND ARE CLASSIFIED AS WITCHES AS LONG AS THEY HAVE A BILE SAC. THEREFORE MONSTERFUCKING IS ENTIRELY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE.

Me, backing away slowly: Okay, let’s rephrase that. In the Boiling Isles, I think that would be more like the equivalent of an interracial marriage, so-

Goblin me, climbing onto a table: NOT ALL DEMONS HAVE BILE SACKS THAT PRODUCE MAGIC. THEREFORE BILE SACS AND BY ASSOCIATION THE ABILITY TO PRODUCE MAGIC COULD POSSIBLY BE HEREDITARY.

Me: Aw, yeah! That opens up room for representation of genetic disabilities, kinda like how Eda’s curse was treated like a chronic illness! I wonder if staffs like Hunter’s with pre-stored magic were made as disability accommodations for witches without bile sacs?

Goblin me: …

Me: …

Me: Do I even want to-

Goblin me: I was just gonna say it’s entirely possible that one of Barcus’s parents straight up screwed a-

Me: Nope. That’s enough. I’m getting the broom.

[spectraspecs-writes]

me thinking: huh. my hat rack got turned around

the little meme creature who lives in my head: HA! GET ROTATED IDIOT!

[jjian1002]

Chilchuck the struggling girl dad🥳

[kaiju-krew]

stargazing⭐

[dnncats]

slaying while slaying 🔪🩸

still + alt color:

[m0nochromem0use]

what are you hiding from, riz gukgæk?

[fernsnailz]

i unlocked a new kind of insomnia i'm calling "Gobby Night" where my mind constantly replays all of willem dafoe's lines from the sam rami spider-man movies while i'm trying to fall asleep

[inkskinned]

it is all chaos and entropy. the thing is that the chaos and entropy make it beautiful and lovely.

yes, it's true that nature and the universe are uncaring and unspecific, and that is terrifying. i have lived through some of the unfairness - i got born like this, with my body caving into itself, with this ironic love of dance when i sometimes can't stand up for longer than 15 minutes. i am a poet with hands that are slowly shutting down - i can't hold a pen some days. recently i found a dead bird on our front porch. she had no visible injuries. she had just died, the way things die sometimes.

it is also true that nature and the universe are uncaring and unspecific, and that is wonderful. the sheer happenstance that makes rain turn into a rainbow. the impossible coincidence of finding your best friend. i have made so many mistakes and i have let myself down and i have harmed other people by accident. nature moves anyway. on the worst day of my life she delivers me an orange juice sunset, as if she is saying try again tomorrow.

how vast and unknowing the universe! how small we are! isn't that lovely. the universe has given us flowers and harp strings and the shape of clouds. how massive our lives are in comparison to a grasshopper. the world so bright, still undiscovered. even after 30 years of being on this earth, i learned about a new type of animal today: the dhole.

chance echoing in my life like a harmony between two people talking. do you think you and i, living in different worlds but connected through the internet - do you think we've ever seen the same butterfly? they migrate thousands of miles. it's possible, right?

how beautiful the ways we fill the vastness of space. i love that when large amounts of people are applauding in a room, they all start clapping at the same time. i love that the ocean reminds us of our mother's heartbeat. i love that out of all the colors, chlorophyll chose green. i love the coincidences. i love the places where science says i don't know, but it just happens.

"the universe doesn't care about you!" oh, i know. that's okay. i care about the universe. i will put my big stupid heart out into it and watch the universe feast on it. it is not painful. it is strange - the more love you pour into the unfeeling world, the more it feels the world loves you in return. i know it's confirmation bias. i think i'm okay if my proof of kindness is just my own body and my own spirit.

i buried the bird from our porch deep in the woods. that same day, an old friend reaches out to me and says i miss you. wherever you go, no matter how bad it gets - you try to do good.

[goblinofthelaboratory]

reminding all my friends i love them

putting my moots and queueing to kingdom come because i am a forgetful goblin who wants to reassure any insecure friends

if you don't wanna be on this list that's your problem

@mayhem-moth @life-is-okay-rn @dandelions-arent-weeds @snailcheeserulz @sanguine-raven @urlocalsupermarketofendocrinosis @hobgobknowsbest @firkant-fugl @bloodborscht @localcanadiancryptid22 @aro-manita-muscaria @mushboishroom @honeytuesday @gayoticbeing @acegoblinthatkillspeople @wonderfullwonderfull @lil-goblim-treasure-hoarder @theinkedknight

EDIT: okay i really should've realized that reblogging this wouldn't renotify people but that did not click until now. ive been reblogging it but my queue is set to off hours. maybe i'll move it so y'all can see this more often. <3 get acknowledged and cared for bitches

[bugsoda]

that Collecter(tm) moment when you see a really good can. or bottlecap. or bottle. or rock. or scrap of metal. or leaf. or feather. or-

[masked-artist-xp]

I drew human Killer cuz I was bored-👀

[rockpapertheodore]

Ugh, was debating posting this because I'm painfully underdressed, but UGH this whole pic is a vibe I look hot I feel hot it's very good and I'm gonna post it

[mitamicah]

It had to be done x'D

Enjoy my quick ass blond(e) Jere and dad pun x'D

[missholoska]

the boys ✨

[maddie-w-draws]

[obsob]

precious cargo