#my standards are [redacted]

[notgreengardens]

forget tiktok, instagram or candy crush, there is nothing that makes you as addicted to your phone as looking for an apartment in a city with a notoriously bad housing market

[androgynouspenguinexpert]

"Well, you don't know me,"

"but I know you."

[milogreer]

i’m only halfway through this milo ea but

[soup-scope]

i don’t think you guys understand asher talbot is my GIRLFRIEND

He is my WIFE

[piningprecussionist]

Thats it. To the guillotine with you lebanon

... pardon?

What've you got against Lebanon? Where would the guillotine even cut?

Although, hey. Given where it's placed, maybe you could do them some favors, separating them from the mainland.

[soldier-poet-king]

Man idk I'm gonna make a hot chocolate (sugar good for the weird not eating I did todaybc stomach) and maybe start baru 3? Yeah it's a miserable series but not so completely irredemably grimdark, and it's focus grabbing and, lbr, it's a 'well I feel awful but look life isn't /that/ bad' and also I miss tau-indi and iraji a lot

[stellerssong]

reminder to self to have some fucking couth. neel geighman is LITERALLY on this website and he DOES check his notifs. you cannot doxx yourself on behalf of a joke about horse murder.

[aro-culture-is]

Aro culture is having to explain that no I don't have really high standards, I have none because I'm not looking

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[halscafe]

yesterdays sam and darlin' video was just what everyone needed after the last (very angsty) cataclysm video and seeing also how far both darlin' and sam have come was so endearing. like darlin' being goofy and happy and comfortable in a relationship was so sweet to see. and sam able to be so open with someone else and having been able to move on and live the life he deserves after everything with alexis is so refreshing and it makes me so happy <33

"sleep comes easy with you. i've never had someone like that before. a lot of things come easy with you." - sam collins

this alone almost had me tearing up ;')

[boatemboys]

i want cheesecake so bad ouuuuuuuuuh

[wizardattic]

reading an m/m fic that i wasn’t really interested in for crumbs of a female character that was barely in the show and i get to the part where she actually has lines and oh my god. i have never seen a worse case of SHE WOULD NOT FUCKING SAY THAT

[gingerbreadmonsters]

wip who-even-knows time is meaningless and i am so tired

thank you to my love calico @k9rage for the wip tag - my apologies, this is so desperately desperately late 😵‍💫😵‍💫 ooh, let's have a look... @epsi-l0n @zozo-01 @thegoldenlittlerose - may we peek behind the curtain?? this is, as always, an open tag - if you're reading this, consider yourself tagged! 🥳🥳

under the cut: i think i've mentioned it very briefly before, but i wasn't very specific - we're heading back to the imperium, baby! an au of an au - freelancer, and their terrible, horrible, no-good very bad day 🤩🤩

(CW: blood, death and dead bodies - it's the imperium, so really it's par for the course... this is all happening on the same day as the cataclysm finale, so if that isn't your cup of tea, maybe skip this one!)

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The earth trembles underneath your feet as you run. All you have to do is find Vindemiator. 

You’re anticipating the worst. If he’s still conscious, wonderful. If he’s not, Caelum can cloak him, at least until the worst of it is over. Funnily enough, your saving grace is that there’s almost no way he’s got enough magic left to rift - it means he’s probably still on the Spire grounds, and you still have a chance at finding him. 

In front of you, the Spire stretches high into the grim sky, all smashed windows and blazing, choking smoke. The smaller, secondary towers haven’t fared much better, and the walkways that join them to the main column are all but skeletal. The surrounding buildings cry blood, the small shapes of what must be bodies lying empty wherever you look.

The Spire gates were beautiful - wrought iron, hundreds of years old, twisting and curling into lovely patterns maybe ten feet tall. Unfortunately, the operative word there is were. Now, they’re little more than a blasted heap of metal to match the rest of the place. Picking your way through the debris, it’s almost… sad, in a way you’re not sure how to describe.

The end of an era. A hated one, to be sure, but it’s all you’ve ever known. Will this burning, brave new world be any better?

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[milogreer]

4/10 EA spoilers 💖

where the fuck do i even begin??

COCKY AND CONDESCENDING. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTEDDDD

sweet lips, sweet cheeks, sweets, SWEETNESS?! the way he danced around ‘sweetheart’ for so long

“i’m about to ruin your fuckin’ life.”

i feel so personally attacked and absolutely over the fucking moon at sweetheart having a fainting/panic attack. LIKE JUST FOR ME ? i said just a few days ago that that was the audio that locked him into my top spot!! what the fuck!!

like the way his demeanor flipped on a dime from “i’m gonna ruin your life you little department rat” to “jesus christ don’t pass out, breathe with me” RGHFJH. jesus

porter mention????

using ‘sweetheart’ for the first time after helping them calm down nearly killed me. a lot of this audio nearly killed me but that especially

talbot pack?? is asher alpha in TWO universes?? please for the love of god tell me christian is his beta. please i think that’d be so funny

the snapping and the “ah-ah!” warning noise . CEASE

THE WALK ON THE WILD SIDE CALLBACK i am going to go INSANE. insane!!!

“you gotta earn that, baby” ………

so um 🧍🏼‍♀️ yeah i mean i guess it was okay…. it was fine…. <- already relistening to it again

[soup-scope]

anyone got any good audio rp channels to check out to fill the void

[pepprs]

mission failed we’ll get em next time 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[breitzbachbea]

I Just KNOW I will go to Ireland and be like Wo Berge.