#nahh prolly not

[oddvanilla]

Guys I can confirm the worst kind of pain I'll ever experience is saying "I love you" to someone and they never say it back🐺🐺

Which is KINDA crazy 'cause how can I be your bsf and you can't say 4 words dude😭🙏

[mspeevee]

i dont have the brains rn to figure out and put into words why but i fucking loathe it when people make a PSA about something or talk abt a topic or something and the response is "omg now that you've made everyone aware they're all gonna do it more!!"

like speaking out against harassment, or ways predators lure or trap victims, etc etc.

idk why it aggravates me so much but rn all i got is "shut the fuck up"

[lilac-melody]

After all, love is the strongest when spring begins to bloom! 😊🌸

[gothamcityneedsme]

i basically 100%--ed fallout 3 (with all dlcs except point lookout), 124 hours. found a lot of stuff ive never found before, and had a lot of thoughts about the story/world/gameplay along the way.

[dilfl0v3rss]

https://twitter.com/bestpornclipsx/status/1660915013479964674?s=46

what would have had to happen for y/n to be in this situation with ony

hmmmm idk

sikeeee!! i always know😛 link

“got some nerve…coming up in there like you ain’t got no sense” his voice deeply touched your ears as he spoke. your ass was hot from the many times he’s struck it. pussy being pounded into oblivion from the back. it was almost certain you were going to be sore and bedridden in the morning. all because you let jealousy cloud your judgment.

“ma i just told you, been telling you the whole ride home, i don’t know that girl” you rolled your eyes at him, not caring about the irritated look your boyfriend was giving you. “you mean to tell me this bitch knows your name, mom’s name, and has your number in her contacts, and you never fucked wit her? boy get the fuck outta here wit that!” you pointed your long acrylic nail in his face as you spoke. getting up close and personal to show him that you weren’t playing.

ony took a deep breath before replying. crossing his big arms across his chest to keep himself from just snatching you up right there. “first of all…watch your mouth. second, i need you to put that big girl brain to good use and think.” you rolled your eyes as he continued to to break down your assumptions. “no cocky shit, but i’m probably the most known nigga on this campus and you know that. so of course people gon know my name. as for my number, i can’t stop girls from asking around for it. she prolly got it from someone on the team and i’ll check em for that. and you can check my phone to clarify ‘cause ain’t no female in there but my momma and you.”

your face began to soften as his excuses were starting to make sense, an apology already on the tip of your tongue as he continued. “as far as knowing momma’s name, you gotta be smarter than that princess. after every game what i say to the camera?” your eyes revert to the floor, guilt clouding your mind as you start to feel bad for how you were acting. ony softly cooed at you, inked fingers tilting your chin up so he can look into your eyes. “tell me ma” you sighed deeply, taking a long pause before answering his question. “y’say ‘first i wanna give a shout-out to my very first supporters, my parents Abena and Todd Jackson.’ m’sorr-”

“sh sh sh. what else baby?” your eyes instantly began to water as you recited the second part of his speech. “a-and y’said ‘a-also wanna give a big shoutout t-to my beautiful g-girlfriend y/n.’ m’sorry papa i was just so mad and i–” he cut you off again, this time by snatching you up by your throat and bringing your face closer to his. “this is why we communicate ain’t it? to prevent shit like this, but you ain’t do that did you? nahh….you came into the team house yelling and screaming, embarrassing the both of us ‘cause you let your emotions get the best f’you. so now…. ima let mine get the best of me. go in the room and strip.”

it was a matter of minutes before ony had you stripped and screaming in the middle of the bed. dick punishing your insides so good , but you held that need for release with a death grip. “daddyyyy i said m’sorry alreadyyy. p-please let me cumm” you whined, drool dripping from your lips as ony replied with a hard slap on your ass. “no. you ain’t learn yet” he grumbled, angling his hips downward so he can be felt in your stomach. your mouth opened in a silent scream, the feeling too much for you as you tried to inch up the bed.

ony watched you closely, letting you move up just enough so you can take a sigh of relief before yanking you back onto him. “don’t run from me mama. you gettin what you deserve” you let out a loud whine as you felt him begin to hit you deeper than he did before, heavy hand coming down on your ass repeatedly. your ass was definitely going to be sore in the morning. “you love me?” ony asked, stroking you just right to the point where holding your orgasm was almost unbearable. “y-you know i love you daddy”

the next thing you knew, your back was too his chest and ony has his hand tightly around your neck. the brutal pace of his hips slowing to deep strokes. his dick repeatedly hitting the sweetest spots inside of you. there was no way you could hold it in anymore, a quiet whine escaping your lips as your release slowly trickled down your thighs. ony wasn’t far behind, his ropes of cum shot deep into you as he slowed his hips to a stop.

“if you love me then communicate wit me cause now you gon be here all night. turn over.”

[jackhues]

maybe she's just a fan - charles leclerc

the LONG awaited part two to vamos (MAKE SURE YOU READ PART ONE FIRST) likes are good, reblogs are better, both will get you a kiss!

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ynsenna

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ynsenna: i'm gonna find someone someday who might actually treat me well

comments have been limited

userone: THE TAYLOR LYRICS!! IF F1 WAGS IS TELLING THE TRUTH I WILL CRY

oliviarodrigo: step on me

taylorswift: 🤍

usertwo: mom?? where's dad??

userthree: frantically scrolling through the comments to try and see if charles is here -> userone: literally none of the f1 boys here 😭

userfour: i fear it's over

userfive: CHARLES FUMBLED

usersix: this is actually insane i refuse to believe it

userseven: nahh it's OVER. sis pulled out the taylor lyrics 😭 -> usereight: maybe she's just a fan??

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ynsenna and charles_leclerc

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ynsenna: all's well that ends well to end up with you 🤍

charles_leclerc: you are the best thing that's ever been mine 🤍

userone: WE'VE BEEN TROLLED SO FUCKING HARD -> usertwo: THIS IS WHY WE DON'T LISTEN TO F1 WAGS

pierregasly: congrats you two!! @/ynsenna good luck -> charles_leclerc: hey!! -> ynsenna: @/pierregasly thanks dude

arthur_leclerc: congratulations!! my favourite part was when charles cried -> charles_leclerc: you weren't even there??? -> arthur_leclerc: there was video evidence

scuderiaferrari: congratulations 🥂

userthree: the taylor lyrics -- i love them so much your honour

userfour: f1 wags prolly feeling dumb as hell rn

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[bomber-grl]

Leo Valdez x Latina/o reader

₊˚⊹Pairing(s): Leo Valdez x reader (no pronouns/no specific godly parent)

When y’all meet it’s like that one Spider-Man meme

He’s honestly really glad to meet another Latin person, especially if that person ends up his friend and eventually lover.

If you speak Spanish then best believe he gon be speaking to you in Spanish, most times it’s Spanglish but you still understand all the same.

I feel like when people of the same culture/ethnicity meet it’s an automatic click.

So that’s def what happened between the two of y’all.

Now, if you speak Portuguese or anything other than Spanish then lil blud is gonna try to learn your language 😭

I don’t make the rules that’s just how he is.

Doesn’t even matter if he butchers it so badly

(Prolly doesn’t since Portuguese and Spanish are similar (if that’s ur language btw otherwise it’s so bad 😭)

But still 🤷‍♀️

Now, if your latino then best believe y’all gon understand jokes that others don’t

Especially if someone does something dramatic. then you both automatically reference La Rosa De Guadalupe

And then it turns into this whole worm hole on the momo and ballena azul things on those episodes- and it’s a whole other story tbh

(Sorry if ur reading this at night and got scared from the flashbacks)

Anyway, he’s that one person at Latino parties that’s a lot of stereotypes ngl

Like he’ll be that one older cousin that absolutely obliterates the piñata and then runs all cutely to you to give you the candy as if he didn’t push some 5 years olds.

But also that one guy in the table chismeando with the tías

You can’t tell me he isn’t a little chismoso 😭

He’d probs also be the guy that handles the piñata and purposefully move sit out of the way each and every time.

Continuing from that…

He’d def dance w u on the dance floor

Lil blud got them moves

And he def spends the most time w the little kids

No matter where you are 😭

Moving on, if you ever call him an Edgar or sum shit then he’d get so genuinely shocked

Like you absolutely recked him

How dare you?

Especially since his hair isn’t even an Edgar cut 😭

He’d be so hurt but move on (not at all he’d hold it against you)

Ofc lil pookie loves you so let’s move onto the more affectionate hcs

He calls you mamas or mamacita (fem nicknames) 😔

*insert vine boom effect*

Not to mention if you’re male leaning he’d call u some shit like papi chulo or since he’s kinda a nerd and into anime (personal hc) he’d call u senpapi

Like ain’t no way-

Bro is so embarrassing when he says this shit like wtf 😧 nahh git trippin

Nah but (unlike in the books) him calling u this shit is mostly satire

Especially when y’all call eachother the most rancid nicknames so it’s ok 🤷‍♀️

-Sometimes…. *insert that wiener dog side eyeing meme*

It’s fun being w him cuz y’all can just casually talk about whatever that involves your culture.

Like even talking about favorite Latin snacks is an actually convo y’all have had and it’s honestly great.

Especially when he says a word in Spanish cuz he don’t know it in English

bro doesn’t know how to speak in English or Spanish sometimes.

Honestly same

I mean lil broski is glad to have you as his s/o at all

Lil homie desperate

But it’s the icing on top when he finds out your Latino/a

Makes y’all closer and makes him glad he can reference things, knowing that you’ll understand.

[divinelolita]

🤨🤨🤨

ngl i jus thought of some cute ass mf shi

bro

full band(separately cuz i can never choose) who got a bf who copies them like picks up there habits bro☹🤞🏾

yk how tom waddles? yea bro does that shi and prolly started twirling things between his fingers or smth

STOP AND WAT IF BILLS BF IS A SINGER AND STARTED DOIN BILLS LEG LIFT THINGIES AND SMALL LIL DANCES BRO😭

and i swear if reader prolly isn't german or has a different accent they jus picked it up on accident(mfs lookin at bro weird like u dont talk like that🤨)

bro prolly pronounced his r's jus fine till he met tom🧍🏾💀

BAND X 'COPYCAT' READER

kjhwexvxejhvjkhvjvjvhvhbje

BILL:

・He thinks it's quite cute!

・Actually flustered and happy you're acting like him, like i dunno he feels important 🤷🏻

・OH MY GOD THE FUCKING LIL LEG LIFTSSSSAKSDXBJHXEQWJBHDXJHBE

・Giggles whenever he sees you do it on stage, later calling you out.

"You're such a copycat, M/N."

"Mmm...you still love me though."

・mmmm true that, true that.

・If you copy his edgar walk he'd start cackling dear LORDDD

・he thinks that shit is so fuckin funnyyy

TOM:

・Bro's smug about it 💀

"You wanna be me so badly, huh?"

・nahh he's jus playing he loves this shit

・Feels so special when he sees you do things he would originally do omggg

・But if you start waddling like a penguin he thinks your mocking him in a bad way 😭

"M/N why the fuck are you walking like that-"

"....walkin' like what?"

・his habit of making loud noises/squeals when he's excited or happy is picked up by you

・He can't help but smile whenever he sees you do this 🙏

GEORG:

・He doesn’t really notice it until somebody else brings it up

・Like maybe Tom would bring up a habit you would copy, and then it would click to Georg.

・Thinks it's cute and kinda cool, but he if you pick up on his accent

"M/N why are you talking like that..."

"wha'chu mean?"

"M/N."

・Like he thinks you sound so cute but babes you do NOT talk like thatttt 🙅🏻🙅🏻🙅🏻🙅🏻

・if you copy his lil smirk AHHHH

・He'd start to absentmindedly pick up on some of your habits too

GUSTAV:

・HEROJDJHBRKHBE HE'S SO HAPPYYYY

・Like if you picked up his habit of two long something between your fingers (whether it be a pen, drumstick, etc)

・IFFF you didn't master it he'd kinda help 😇

"You're doing it wrong."

"..what-"

"Here, lemme help."

・Due to him having to keep the correct beat on the drums, he'd most likely have a habit of tapping his heel against the ground

・If you copy it he'd go in sync with you without noticing AHHHHERBJH

・He may not say it, but he loves it so much.

[papichulo-com]

What I think the boys would think of me:

Ponyboy: Okay but like I'm literally him as a girl. I get myself in the most stupid situations cus I don't use my head. I'm into what he's into: books, poetry, movies, music, art, etc. We'd both end up in dumb situations together. Maybe he'd be like my best friend lol. We'd give Darry a headache together.

Johnny: *sigh* I'd really like to say that he'd be head over heels in love with me and we would have an amazing romance and relationship...but you can't always say what you like. In all honesty, he might think im too much of a prude. He might see me as annoying lol. I am dramatic so he might just think im just a liiiiiittle bit crazy. But hopefully he'd give me a chance. His character seems to be understanding and considerate of others. As a gf I might not be his type. But for the sake of entertainment purposes -- and safeguarding my sanity -- I will say I'm his gf in my fictional universe lol. (All yall other Johnny simps, I'm open to sharing him >;) )

Dallas: would hate me lol. Mans would wanna throw me into the dumpster and never look at me again. He'd wonder why I'm even here but since I'm Johnny's gf (if he ever did want that with me *heart eyes*) then he'd put up with me. Prolly wouldn't think im good enough for him tho. He'd prolly think Johnny's wayyy outta my league.

Two-Bit: oh we're making dad jokes together. We'd have actual roast battles. We'd play pranks on each other. He'd by my buffoon bestie.

Steve: would think of me the same way he thinks of Pony. Will literally run me over with a car.

Sodapop: Would be happy Pony has another friend who gets him. Would think I'm a lil annoying tho.

Darry: AW HECK NAHH THIS MAN IS ACTUALLY GONNA BE THE ONE WHO THROWS ME AWAY IN THE DUMPSTER!! Like he'd scold me and Pony so much it's not even funny. He'd tattle on me to my dad. He'd make me do the house chores with Pony. "Just because you're dating Johnny doesn't mean you can get away with murder-" MAN SHUT UP NO ONE ASKED- I'm jk I ain't gonna disrespect Daddy Darry over here. He'd secretly love me tho (hopefully).

[leaderwon]

omggg results are soon nn

nahh u prolly ate that shit upp💪🏻

NAAHHH it ate me

[gothicafish]

Trying to help offset some of the spoilers on here by sharing some theories (bc the spoiler was THE FIRST THING I saw when it got on here )

--crowley and aziraphale won't offer to help the lesbian couple across the street (I'm horrible w names don't come at me), but the lesbian couple will go to THEM for advice. And they'll just go with it bc how do you explain "oh yeah that's just my old pal crowley, yeah we've been buds since the literal beginning of time. We recently saved the world by rebelling against heaven and hell respectively." THATS STILL ROMANTIC

--I want the angels to come meet "aziraphales assistant" while investigating and talk to him face to face and then be like "nahh that's not gabriel"

--Bet you anything after aziraphale stopped the apocalypse Gabriel rebelled so hard he lost his memory. In my head that means he got so worked up that he fucking passed out and fell from heaven. That's why heavens like 'where this b go???" And also a fugitive apparently.

--also did we all just collectively forget Agnes nutters second edition ??? I mean I wanna KNOW what's in that. I know anathema prolly burned it but I mean don't you think Agnes would KNOW anathema would burn it ??? Agnes seems like the type of lady to have a back up so I hope that turns up.

--Also who is Gabriel's "one particular person??" There's only one person it could be right ?? RIGHT ???

--it would be soo funny if aziraphale asks who Gabriel is talking about and bc off memory loss he doesn't remember and he looks over to crowley the way starlord does in vol 3

--I don't know why crowley is in heaven I don't even have a guess. Like maybe I would if he looked like someone else but he just looks like crowley but in white lmao. Maybe he's trying to convince heaven he's been lifted ???(I don't know what the opposite of 'falling' would be in a biblical sense)

--maybe we'll see the mailman from s1 again I just wanna make sure him and maude are okay

--also It doesn't seem like we'll see any of the s1 cast except maybe madam Tracy? But I guess their story has already been told.

--also thought from season one, it hilarious that newt went on a witch hunt, got in a car accident, was found by some kids who took him to the witch and took one look at the witch and decided yeah I'm just gonna bag this baddie-gotta respect it

--I also had a theory from the first promo pics that came out that those lesbians from across the street TM were an angel and a demon sent to spy on aziraphale and crowley. But I don't think that now. But if it happens I totally called it.

I think that's all I got rn. It's not much or very good ones tbh just my little thoughts bc it's 3:14am and I have been chronically fatigued all day so if anything is worded weird or misspelled that's my excuse. Also if you got theories/funny headcannons lemme hear em. Thanks buds.

Good night, good morning or anything in between yall.

[olivethedream]

Genuinely Who The Fuck? I'm Busy Bullying A Kid So Like Fuck Off Please?

Nahh.. bro thinks she all tough

“Genuinely Who The Fuck” NAHH GOOFY ASS WHY THE FUCK U TYPING LIKE THAT LMAOO

You really think ur all high and mighty for scamming a kid on adopt me prolly🥱🥱

Why u capitalizing every word like💀💀💀 goofy ass

Yo goofy ass using :) after every message like okay bro? You are not cool💀

Creepy pasta ass what the hell😭😭

Yo bitch ass prolly the most basic ahh bitch i’ve ever seen

like tf you mean “genuinely who the fuck” WHO THE FUCK ASKED??? Crazy frfr 💀💀

[dirtywratsimz]

Get to know me

[useless info edition]

I was tagged by: my fave, @blacknoiseabyss <33

1. What do you have under your bed? I don't have a frame for my bed; it's just the boxspring and the mattress on the floor, soooo nothin lol.

2. Favorite candy? (be very specific if possible) I'm not a big candy person, but anything with chocolate and peanut butter...... Shit's like crack for me stg

3. Describe your favorite shirt: My Videodrome shirt that I got off Depop! I hardly ever wear it because I'm afraid of it getting ruined lol.

4. The last thing you drew/doodled was: Doodles in the corners of my notes for school

5. Are you completely sober rn? Sadly

6. What's the one thing that annoys you more than anything? Hoo boy I have a lot of stuff that annoys me, but pretentiousness is the big one. That, or people who talk about their problems and then get mad when someone else brings up theirs. Like, do you have any understanding of how a conversation works?

7. Have you ever gotten you tongue stuck to a cold pole during winter? Nahh. When I was a kid I was horrified of doing that, but now that I'm an adult the mystique has lost its appeal. Lol

8. If you could be anywhere in the world right now, where would it be? I have no fucking clue. I guess it'd be in my own house that belongs to me because I still live with the 'rents. Just not at school or at work, lmao.

9. What was the single last word you spoke? I literally haven't spoken to anyone since I left class yesterday. I went to the gas station to buy redbulls so it was prolly something to the cashier related to that

Tag whoever you'd like to know better:

@lacr1mation23 @babyyraysims @irnalia aaaaaand anyone else I guess lmao. Still hardly know anyone in this community :)

[salomasretired]

Heyy just calling to say I can’t come to the little man’s birthday. Huh? Oh. Accidentally swallowed soap in the bathroom. Yeah I comically slipped over the bar with a THHWEEP and it landed perfectly in my surprised open mouth and I made a gulp sound and now I can’t stop hiccuping bubbles. Hahaa sorry. Hhcup. Nahh I’ll be fine. I can’t go to the hospital anyway since uh. Yeahh looking back on it I think doing the Jasper scream while the nurse was in my nose with the covid swab was prolly a bad idea maybe that’s why I got a false positive twice idkk. Hcup. Anyways girl maybe I can come see our son get birthed next time but do you want me to cashapp you 20 for mcdonalds. Okay love youuuu hearts hearts hug

[mini-leafster]

oh, youngest crew member, then? or is it just you that, again, takes that title

Nahh, youngest crew member's prolly Fabric, eldest being Tank before you ask.

[after-nine-at-the-oasis]

Oop so they might be happening again o.o (Aaron and her)

AYYYYYY HI MY BOY :DDD!!

Hi Wesley 🥰🥰!!

Oof Monica

Longer than One Piece was that xD

Oop?

Uhhh

Girl no do not??

Yeah exactly Wesley

You mean an ex/current mob lawyer lol

Hmm yeah maybe do that xd

Wild since he hates her but yk he doesn't want her dead lol

Uh ohh

OPE GOSH

OH MY G O S H down the stairs o.o

Uh ohhh

Oh dang interrogating and everything o.o

Uh oh o.o

Oh okay nice keeping him alive for questioning

WAIT OR ARE WE TORTURING HIM O.O

Opeee she's faking stuff o.o prolly bc. yk. mob lawyer xd

Oop gosh bestie o.o

Hi Tim :D

Oh hey metro guy

Hope it is good :)

Hmm why is everything always weird with your patients xD

Hi Lucy 🥰

Hi Gray :DD

Ayy slay

LOL SLFKHDGS

The little initiation thing xD

Hey at least there's a smile xd

Lol yeah oof not her xD

Nahh you're not leading

He'll accept it but he can still be a little petty xD

Hi Nolan :D!!

Hi Bailey :))!!

LOL the doctor bit xD

Oh hey girl!

Hi Nyla 🥰!

Ahh right that

Oh hey guys

Yeah she's still like that o.o xD

Hi Angela 🥰🥰!

Are you allowed to investigate her

Hmm so that's her story, both shots before falling

LOL their interactions xD

Yeeahh that's kind of her thing

Hi Celina :D!

Ayy slay

Hi Aaron :))!

Because he says so xD

Hmm I think you are but it's fine to also do what you're asked xD

NAHH didn't need to do him like that 💀

That whole scene was hilarious xD

LOL Bailey xDD real though

Ayy hey Luna :D!!

OOPE o.o

The other patients watching them go like ??

They're gonna miss their appointment

SLFLGJDKS LOL I WAS RIGHT DIDN'T THINK IT WOULD BE LIKE THAT XD

Oh gosh O.O

Hmm she wants to stick with him

Nowww she's all civil lol

Can't afford getting sent home xD

Oh gosh 😬 glad you're okay Gray

This is boutta be wild o.o

I hope Wesley shows up, everyone else is here I miss him xD