#neet army

[bloodfairymagic-visualnovel]

"Live streaming with my voicebank gf todayyy"

Without the text:

Ok in all seriousness, I keep seeing Miku x kangel art on here and decided to make some ocs based off of that ship (the streamer girl is new however the voicebank girl is not, you can learn more about her here )

Facts:

-even tho chune has a name, the streamer girl doesn't have an name (yet)

-the streamer girl is 30 years old

-not only is the streamer girl an live streamer but she's also an breakcore artist

-OMGKAWAIIDEVILchan is very jealous of streamer girl and had actually sent death threats to her on Facebook

-chune's and streamer girl's relationship with each other is very wholesome :)

-they are going to get married very soon

-update: the streamergirl's name is now "esecharm" (her real name is Esmeralda "emse" willows)

[trashgoblincore]

[someminecraftvillager]

brad.

[tejasvkris]

Ya know sometimes I wanna take a drop year train my body and mind get like 690 in NEET , improve my language skills and go and join AFMC, for all of you who don't know about it it's Armed Forces Medical College. It has everything and the fees is just 5000 per year and they pay you for you to buy your own stationery and uniform and stuff,

Bonus points because they train you to use fire arms and you will also be awarded a title in the army like lieutenant or smtn depeton your grades,

Reasons why I can't go to AFMC is

I'm not fit like I e lose a lot of weight recently but I'm not completely fit

I'm not confident in my neet marks to go to AFMC and all

I'm not allowed to take a drop year

You have to give your services to the government for about 7 years after the completion of the mbbs course and then and only then are you allowed to leave.... Im not allowed to do that

A big nono for guns in my family or just anything military or violence related

It's in Pune and it's a hostel so I don't want to leave my family because I'm going to get married in the next seven years or so... This is going to be my last year's with them by living with them...

That's all, I just wanted to rant so thanks for reading

Have a great day

[hazyaltcare]

An aesthetic for someone who was an ex-soldier who originally specialized in demolitions, but then later fit into the "neet army" aesthetic and did airsoft. With themes of airsoft, the military, the N.E.E.T. Army aesthetic and Umaru (Himouto! Umaru-Chan).

Mod Haze (🧨Tate)

[guttedz0mbie]

LOOKING 4 MOOTZ

I have like no online friends so hit me up

INTRESTS

-HOMESTUCK

-OMORI

-TGC/ISAACWHY

-BEE AND PUPPYCAT

-INCELCORE MUSIC (LIKE: FRIED BY FLUORIDE, GEZEBELLE GABURGABLY, CRUSTOX)

-FEMTENAYL MUSIC ARTIST

-LAW OF TALOS/ENDZONE

-HLVRAI (ABOUT 2 WATCH POSTAL)

-JSCHLATT

-THE OWL HOUSE(not that much)

-SCENECORE

-DAN VS(GOATED SHOWW)

-NEET/ARMY STUFF(WAR HISTORY)

-ROBLOX

YAHH ALL I CAN THINK OF RNNN

Here's my discorddd

@ leo_cryptix

DISPLAY NAME IS : ZOMBIE◇GUTZ

[banmitbandit]

Shoutout to a few of my bloodswap Solluxes :) Infodumps about them in the Keep Reading if I formatted Tumblr Correctly. I just couldn't stop myself from writing a bunch about all of them Q~Q

I always wanna draw more of Sollux so more bloodswaps is obviously the way to go about it :)

Burgundy!Sollux - telosAutotelic

Sollux dies pre-SGRUB, and can't bring up the energy to care about anything anymore, let alone his whole red and blue schtick. Shortly after the game begins, he's "gifted" a new robot body by Equius in return for having done some extensive troubleshooting for him in the past. He's horrified to find his new metal husk has all the features wrong- the horns are wrong, the teeth are wrong, fuck, even the stupid red and blue are wrong, and he hates it so much - he had no idea he could even feel hate anymore - he only uses it when it's more efficient to be a robot than a ghost. He quite literally doesn't have the time to fuck around these days. Equius is miffed his psychological warfare to get Sollux pitch with him fails so spectacularly.

Mutant!Sollux - tacticsAllogeneics

Sollux tells everyone he has red blood, but no one believes him because that's totally not a thing. This is all according to keikaku (Keikaku means plan). Despite this, everyone seems to think he's a pretty cool dude, and so when SGRUB comes around, everyone kind of just looks to him to lead. His only experience with leading is strategy games and a few FLARP sessions. He's absolutely miserable. He ends up learning just how fucked up his friends are in the thinkpans, and it falls on him to have to try and haul their asses into being useful. It causes some ire with his friends who come to the conclusion he sees them as chess pieces rather than people, but really he just wants to get through this game without people kicking the metaphorical bucket. He's forced to play the healer in video games.

Purple!Sollux - tamedAnimus

Sollux is the descendant of one of the most notorious purplebloods of all time, who had the art of subjuggulating down to a science, and he wants nothing to do with his legacy or the church, only maintaining a few rituals out of routine habit. He's found a good couple of heretics who are pretty chill, and as loathe as he is to admit it, he wants to see them thrive. He makes a conscious effort to keep his violent highblooded tendencies in check for them, though his mood swings are both frequent and intense. One problem, a rather big one, is that he can quite literally feel the emotions of those around him, hyper-empathetic to the point where strong emotions from his peers during the game give him migraines. When things start kicking off and people start dying, Sollux acts on the fear, panic, and rage that's flooding him like adrenaline and attacks two of his friends, losing his eye in the process. When everything cools down, guilt eats him into hypervigilance, leaving him paranoid and self-destructive.

Violet!Sollux - trenchantAnglerfish

Sollux has spent his entire life deep underwater, where few seadwellers dare to live. The Continental Catfish keeps itself well fed but Nepeta has difficulty finding the thing most days, so Sollux's small army of fishbots keep an eye on it for her, tracking its movements. Because he's never gone above water, he's something of a NEET, and Nepeta is glad she can push him onto some of her friends when the game starts because he really needs to get out more. He's not the worst, all things considered; he's somewhat petty and spiteful when wronged, but this is mostly a result of his on-again, off-again relationship with Karkat, who happens to think he's a huge tool with an even bigger ego (and his best friend). The first thing he alchemizes is a pair of dark-tinted glasses for his extreme light sensitivity.

[catindabag]

Some extra “facts” and interesting weird info about a certain self proclaimed tiger lady house cat in my TBOSAS on Crack!AU.

One of my great THG buddies was asking about Tigris Snow and her weird cheese addiction. So I just had to write some things down before I write my next short take.

Tigris Snow is extremely addicted to cheese. She’s a certified cheese addict and “cheese thief” since the day she and her little cousin (Coryo) lost their marbles after the war ended.🧀

No one knows why, but little Tigris Snow claimed that the “cheese fairies” came to her in a dream one day and saved her and her little cousin from death and starvation.

Don’t worry. Crazy Coryo Snow doesn’t mind that his poor cousin is addicted to cheese and believes in some “mythical” cheese fairies. He has his own addictions (cabbages) and problems (Highbottom & Dr. Gaul) to worry about.

In truth, Coryo’s “mythical” cabbage deities and lima bean elves commanded him to ignore the “calling of the cheese” in order to stay pretty for his sugar daddy (Sejanus).

At least both of them inherited their family’s rare ability to bargain with wild animals. They can even converse with “sacred” rabid raccoons, poisonous snakes, and wild squirrels without getting attacked.

Meanwhile, the Creeds can talk to sewer rats and fat chinchillas for some reason.

And the Ravinstills have a rare ability to command an army of Bichon Frisé puppies to do their dirty jobs for them.

Sadly, Tigris was recently fired by Fabricia Whatnot for secretly stealing and eating expensive cheese cubes and cheddar chicken sandwiches all day.

She said that her cheese fairies made her do it. A food sacrifice must be made before the “hour of the owl” in order to satisfy the ancient cheese deities of the “Golden Arches” (McDonald’s) who once ruled Panem (America) even before it existed.

Moreover, our sweet tiger was actually sewing and hiding little cheese cubes inside some of the dresses on accident purpose without Fabricia noticing. Her co-workers didn’t even know about the cheese cubes until some unfortunate lady complained about the smell.😔

That’s why our dear Tigris Snow is currently unemployed and living her best happy-go-lucky “house cat” life in Corso.

But crazy unemployed Nero Price is her worst nightmare. He’s a self proclaimed werewolf who howls at the moon all night.

She’s a poor skinny cat and Price is a crazy werewolf who runs around the city (like a wild dog) looking for rabid raccoons and Peacekeepers to fight. So it’s better for the tiger to stay home with the Grandma’am.

At least her little cousin (Coryo) buys her the best cheese tarts and sugar sticks after school (using his rich sugar daddy’s money of course).

So yeah. Tigris Snow is now the NEET (not in education, employment or training) Cat Queen in this weird universe.

However, the Grandma’am doesn’t mind. She already has big plans with old Strabo Plinth to rule Panem from the shadows after Coryo marries into the Plinth family and their fortune.

And yes, our poor malnourish looking Cabbage Boy (Coryo) is actually the real breadwinner of the family.

Coryo marrying his long time sugar daddy boyfriend (Sejanus) was the best decision he and his family ever made.🥰

At least love-struck Sejanus Plinth was willing to pay for his poor sugar baby’s bills, rent, and groceries.

So after Coryo and Seji Pie got married and had their 24 (and more) babies, crazy cat auntie Tigris decided to finally settle down and became an official cheese merchant in Corso.

She (now) even has the time to talk to her mythical cheese fairy friends without being interrupted by evil Fabricia Whatnot.

She, along with Ma Plinth also like to spend old Strabo Plinth’s filthy money on the sweetest cheesecakes and weird looking clothing hangers every weekend.

Unfortunately, Ma Plinth is the only sane person who believes in Tigris Snow’s little cheese fairy friends.

Ma even joined Tigris Snow’s little secret organization called ✨The Cult of The Golden Arches✨. But to be fair, crazy Palmyra Monty and Festus Creed are the only other official members of her cult.

Too bad. Nobody could see those little cheese fairies except for Tigris and Coryo.

However, poor crazy Coryo likes to ignore his cousin’s mythical “beasts” because he claims that his cabbage deities and lima bean elves don’t want him to bow and worship some weird annoying creatures who divided the old world with their “Golden Arches” (McDonald’s).

Reject the cheese! Bow before the cabbage!

Yeah, I know. The poor Snow cousins are unashamedly crazy and delusional with their cheese fairies, ancient food deities, sacred animals, talking cabbages, and lima bean elves.😂

But don’t be sad. Our crazy cheese tiger is still into fashion and making clothes for her little cousin and his 24 (and more) gorgeous children with Sejanus.

But selling and eating cheese is her true passion and calling (in this life anyway).🧀

[joyeeuxe]

man the sui siblings r so funny to me. they are gods. they can wipe out whole armies single handedly. theyre old enough to watch civilizations rise and fall. one is a neet. ones unemployed. the token evil one is just a bunch of board game pieces rn. they all have magic powers and can create matter out of basically nothing but the eldest bros special god power is 'fast learner + martial arts'. they joined rhodes for both vacation and to stop an ancient god from rising from his grave. i love them

I love them so much too, they are so dear in my heart!!!

Sui siblings is kinda odd in the way that they are godly beings but i feel like their family dynamic is human like and more normal compared to some other families (at least from what we've seen so far with only the three sisters + one brother). They as individual are a weirdo™ but their family interactions made them seems normal kek

In regards to chongyue's god power, i think his power is related to storm (his music video kind of shows him being surrounded by lightning + the ep name is settling the storm) and he is the only one (so far) that is able to create a human body, i still don't know the significance of this but it might be important in relations to the revival of Sui

Nah i'm blabbering about him too much now

It's sooo painful that we need to wait each year for a new sibling to drop since i really want an event or spinoff of all the Sui siblings just interacting with each other, we need to witness how chaotic they are as a whole

[randomnumbers751650]

My favorite fairy tale is The Tale of the Bamboo Cutter. It’s not because of “Story, Japan”, but because I think it’s a really creative one, that took advantage of its context.

I mean, if you’re in this site, you probably heard of at least one character that is an entire reference to it. Scholars date it from the Heian period, 9th-10th century, but what I feel what attracts me to it is how it’s such a unique story for its time.

Bamboo cutter discovers moon princess Kaguya in a bamboo grove and gets rich because the Lunarians are paying him. She grows pretty and famous and that’s where the famous five impossible requests come from, because those five guys wanted to marry her. Even the emperor tries to get her hand, but not even him, who has power all over Japan, attracted Kaguya’s affections. In the end, even if the emperor tries to oppose, nothing can stop the Lunarians to collect their princess and make her forget them, because she was fundamentally different from them.

I’ve read the oldest version in a masters’ dissertation and some things that stand out is how the bamboo cutter, her caretaker, is more of an accomplice to her schemes to get rid of the five guys. This makes her portrayal in Touhou 8 actually closer to the oldest source, ironically – in Imperishable Night, it’s said that Kaguya already had the five treasures with her, so she sent those five guys in a pointless quest (and then the fandom treats her solely as a NEET). Plus the emperor takes his rejection gracefully and develop a friendship with her, expressed in the time’s custom of exchanging poems. It was an actually cute moment and the reason he mobilized his army to defend her was to protect a friend.

The tale is titled “Tale of the Bamboo Cutter”, so it’s more of a story not about her directly, but the people about her. This takes me to Studio Ghibli’s adaptation of The Tale of Princess Kaguya, making a story directly about her. And, boy, it’s really sad. Kaguya’s life is suffering there, and growing up is a pain. I know that themes of innocence and its loss are big in Japanese culture, but it hits like a truck there. I have to admit I didn’t understand at first the scene where she imagines herself flying with her childhood crush (the guy was an adult and married), but now I realize that she was trying to escape her oppressive adulthood imagining a life in which everything would be so simple. And then her speech in the end was heartbreaking.

After that I even read a child’s version that had many elements tone down and added comedy – like the fifth treasure guy, instead of dying by falling, just fall unconscious and forgets completely who Kaguya is. But even in this version, they didn’t remove the element that makes this story unique, and that’s in all adaptations is how she has to leave for the moon. This shows that Kaguya is fundamentally different from the other people. The Lunarian doesn’t even bother with the emperor’s army, they don’t even hurt them and go straight for Kaguya. Not only that, but the moment she dons the Lunarian regalia, she forgets her time on Earth. She essentially stops being human.

From what I know, Lunarians are suppose to represent beings from a perfect realm, where there is no change, there is no impurity. All the things that made Kaguya Kaguya on Earth must be vanquished so that she can return to the moon. And, due to her nature as a Lunarian, she has no choice but to fulfill her destiny. It’s funny how in most stories Lunarians tend to be antagonists, but I feel this is because of the fundamentally incompatible nature between Humans and Lunarians.

And that’s what allows us to reflect in our humanity. It must be reminded that the story was likely first written for an audience of nobles and the upper crust of the Heian court. Maybe it was circulating before that, but this is kind of lost to the fog of history. But imagine that you’re a writer and your audience is the freaking emperor, a man who’s considered to be a descendant of the Sun, therefore essentially a god. And yet, you still have the gall to write a story in which you basically tell the emperor: “REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE HUMAN!”

Because Kaguya wasn’t. But still, I like to imagine that, deep inside, she was still glad for her moments on Earth, both good and bad.

[sorcerous-caress]

I keep thinking about Cazador, what would it take for him to be interested in you?

Nothing I come up makes sense. He's beyond normal undead level of detached, he's hostile and celibate.

Putting the logistics of what an undead vampire lord with an army of slaves would even find attractive in you aside, how would he even meet you?

That man hasn't seen the streets in more than a century, he probably doesn't even know what colour the outer walls of his manour are. He just sends his spawns or servants to do his bidding and shopping.

The only time he interacts with anyone is during his many creepy exclusive murder balls. Even then, he doesn't talk to anyone and just leaves early to lurk in his office like a creep.

At least early concept Cazador had a life, he had connections and social circles, a good standing with the public eye and something akin to friends. The current Cazador CHOOSES to live in the basement of his own manor, doesn't even learn any useful skills. The first NEET vampire everyone we finally did it.

He sleeps on a twin bed. He's a grown high elf man.

At least if he fucked that would be something? But he is in a manor with hot, attractive spawns that obey his every order, and torturing them in cartoonish evil ways is the best he can come up with. All that's missing was tying one of them to train tracks and twirling his glue-on moustache mischievously.

I CAN'T EVEN DO THE WHOLE DRACULA THING WITH HIM. HE WOULDN'T HAVE THE BALLS TO APPROACH YOU. He'd get too scared of his own feelings and send someone to murder you.

You'll have to take the initiative. All I can come up with is a vampire hunter reader who toys with him. Or a friend who knew him before he became a vampire? But that's so long ago you'd have to be immortal too.

Fuck maybe self aware meta reader who knows this is a game? A noble who actively tries to befriend him and you're too well known in the aristocratic world for him to murder or brainwash? Like ball of sunshine x sadistic loser vampire? Or another vampire lord reader that he has a frenemy relationship with?

[trashgoblincore]

[distortionenby]

So, I wrote this a while back when the attacks on Ukraine started

If I say dolphins are like marbles, it's because in the vastness of space, the water on their skin is as round as the plaything in children's pockets, and so is life, vast and impossible in our current conflicts, like the root we call a carrot or a beet, brightly-coloured and nourishing even when we pull ourselves out of the earth and gnaw on our young in wars like we're cooking a dinner with friends. Who are we to question the dogs of the army, when water flows just like the blood we spill and they run swift like dolphins, who jump and spin creating marbles of sky in the center of their coil, our little frame of space in a universe where love for the fellow human can never reach a border. And that is tragic. And that is beautiful. And empty. For we all die.

I was angry but was also trying to stay strong and not let myself falter into a state of "I can't do shit so let's all give up". So I turned to one of my loves. Water, the ocean.

I was using this to exemplify a style of writing to a friend, and my explanation turned into another one. Now filled with the chest tightness of seeing both the ongoing attacks at Ukraine and the Palestinian genocide.

I can't do much in my current situation except keep talking about them. So I'm gonna share this too.

Often, when you're feeling strongly about something, you can focus it a bit better. For the poem I was thinking about the wars going on, and the loss of childhood innocence through violence because of it, and how it's become commodified, turned into a spectacle people want to go watch movies about. It's something happening in one place, and we're all aware of it, but at the same time, people not in that place are just, having an evening with friends. And that doesn't mean it's not seen as wrong, but that it's become background noise with how much input about it we get and how little we can do individually from our homes without major power.

All that mixed with my love for the sea. Dolphins are capable of committing horrible things to each other and yet we always see them as these pure and fun animals, free of all.

Marbles are round, like the earth, spheres are associated to protective figures, to something easy to embrace because it doesn't have edges or points, it can also be seen as containing something, encapsulating it. Round and perfect and beautiful to look at.

Dolphins making circles in their jumps look like ouroboros, ouroboros represent constant cycles.

Cycles that we repeat.

Society repeats cycles if violence.

And we come back to war now.

Because every few years we get a new war, it's a circle, and every time the head neets the tail, it explodes and kills and you're in a wild sea that throws you side to side and it's violent.

But there comes a calmness every now and then, and you can just float. And it looks beautiful.

And the animals, the fish, come back when the sea is calm. And it's comforting, and I feel like embracing it even when I can't because I can't embrace water, it spills over.

But then you get back to the state we're in, because blood also spills over, when bullets and bombs break the bodies open. And you try to hold that sign of life that is supoosed to be contained, like in the sphere I mentioned, but it keeps coming out and it's a child's life and you panic because they're pulling the children out of their homes and they have no food, no comfort, nothing.

But you have food, and you're eating it, but sending it to them from here would take so long and the food rots and it's a cycle because you use the rot to plant new things but the food is not for then anymore it's for new food and it's a circle and it's beautiful and it's violent and we can see our siblings in it and yet we're total strangers.

I know this doesn't do much. But keep talking about Palestine. Keep talking about them. Be loud. BE SO LOUD.

And don't forget Ukraine.

Be loud about them all. Be outraged.

Free Palestine.

Free Ukraine.

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

Operation NEET

Haaah...Haaaah...Haaaah...Are...Are we all good...!?

Hmph...Not a scratch...

That took a lot more effort than I was expecting...

Eh, we dealt with worse. We got a whole army of invisible soldiers under our belt, remember?

Invisible soldiers?

It occurs to me that I might not have told you EVERY detail of what happened in the USA...

I thought the purpose of you going to the USA was to get away from the chaos! Not bring it with you!

It's more like we tried to get away from the chaos, then stumbled upon some more chaos. Honestly, we should be seeing it as a win in our books.

Agreed. We were able to take down both Emilia Feng and Zen Katagiri. One which supplied Zetsubou weapons and one that was an equal threat to our world without us knowing. I'd claim that as a victory.

Don't you mean KURIPA took down Emilia Feng and Zen Katagiri? You didn't do shit, Byakuya!

I have to admit, his contributions were greater than mine...But at the end of the day, I'd like to think it was a team victory.

Well, I suppose I can wait to hear the story for another time. What's out status, commander?

...Who's the commander?

You are! You're the highest ranking member we have here!

Actually, no, I'm not...That would be Chihiro. Remember? I may be filling in for Shuichi for now, but I'm no longer Branch 2's leader. Chihiro on the other hand, is still the acting chairman.

So I'M the commander!?

Does there have to be a commander? Can't we just rely on friendship and teamwork?

We need someone callin' the shots though!

I thought you FuFo guys would be more professional than this...

Hey, let's just say there was a reason our groups got along so well despite our different status.

Fair point.

Look, can someone just DO ANYTHING so we don't just stand here in enemy territory like a bunch of fucking lemons?

Alright, ALRIGHT! I'm on it!

*Chihiro quickly produces a comm from his pocket.

I'll contact Kyoko and let her know that we've cleared the area. According to the GPS setup, they're on the move. They must have gotten Makoto to the-

*WOOOSH!* *SMAASSH!*

AAGH!?

CHI!?

Chihiro!?

What the hell!?

*Chihiro topples over as something sharp flies at sound speed towards him, smashing through the GPS tracker and destroying it! The force also leaves a gash in his face!

What in the world was that!?

*Byakuya peeks over everyone's shoulders to take a closer look at the projectile that was fired.

Oh no...!

[cavaliere000000]

i hate study i hate work neet forever guerrilla army

[hazyaltcare]

Hello! Sorry if this doesn't make sense as I don't have an exact identity label but I'd like an aesthetic for someone who was an ex-soldier that specialized in demolitions but then fit into the "neet army" aesthetic and did airsoft. I would like the aesthetic to have themes of military/airsoft, Umaru, and things that fit into the neet army aesthetic. Feel free to decline! Thank you for your time :3

(If you need something to title me as, "Neet Soldier" is good!)

Sure, i'll give it a shot!

Mod Haze