Mystake divorced the Fsm au
inspired by a quote from fgo that seems to fit the au to a tee. Specifically between the characters Morgan Le fay and Baobhan Sith.
Also Whumptober is near and Garmadon is prime whump material so please take this
[As Garmadon becomes possessed by the Overlord. He remembers some advice his mother gave him as he recovered from another venom induced fit. Leaving him bedbound and tended to by her.]
Past Mystake: You must be evil. You must be cruel. It is the only way you will survive. If it would let you live a happy life, even just once... I would give up my dream —my Ninjago.
[The flashback ends and we’re left with Garmadon’s thoughts.]
Garmadon: I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Mother. Even that didn't work. I do hate ninjagans. They were always so mean to me. But...then I met two ninjagans I could have a normal conversation with. How strange. I hate all of Ninjago’s peoples, but it was so easy to talk to them. What was their name again...? And what was that city called...? What happened afterwards...?
[The possession is complete and Garmadon can only fall far far deep into sleep. As the overlord begins his charge and the prophecy.]
The “Them” being referenced is Lloyd and Misako
The irony of Lloyd not being human either.
The entire Garmadon family is tragedy bait tbh. I love them.
-Ivy
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I'll rip in hands and teeth and take a bite
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dungeon ponies
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Stories referenced:
Pentecost: Acts 2:15
Peter and John escape prison: Acts 5: 21-26
Peter escapes prison: Acts 12: 1-16
Paul and Barnabas worshipped: Acts 14: 11-18
Paul's fatal preaching: Acts 20: 7-12
Paul's rules-lawyering: Acts 26: 30-32
Paul's snakebite: Acts 28: 1-6
Paul turning his enemies against each other: Acts 23: 6-10
Philip's teleportation: Acts 8:39
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Hiii!! Ufff I don't know how to tell you that I love your take on Floyd. like some bad bad life decisions were taken (THAT SO!!! INTERESTING FOR HIM). Do you think he ever feels ashamed of himself when he looks at Branch's eyes, like "shit, this guy really believes in me" or "he doesn't even know everything I have done"? Like he has some really BIG "Love me Less by Max" vibes
They all really believe in his goodness which is worse
And OH he definitely feels so much shame and regret. I think a big part of why he fell as hard as he did was because he finally didn't have to be his brothers' mediator, and I guess at one point he forgot that he still needed to be the voice of reason for himself. His new band mates encouraging his reckless behavior didn't help. Honestly I personally think young Floyd was a very naive kid and very dependent on his older brothers but his strong empathy gave them all the impression that he was much more mature and independent than he really was...
So yeah... you can imagine that constantly partying, doing drugs and sleeping around wears someone down after a few years. I think Floyd also went gray like Branch (not for as long tho) and he broke up with the band wanting to go home badly, but he was also ashamed of showing his face after a number of years as a gray drug addict, so he kind of just ended up alone...
If we're sharing songs, I have to show you this one by Linkin Park because I think Floyd wrote it for Branch (and the rest of his family (and some parts also addressing himself)) while he was at that desperate and lonely period because I am also extremely emo
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you ever think about how fucked up it is that shen qingqiu's first mission out of sect was him subduing the skinner, a demon who targeted and replaced people no one would really miss?
very fun how the skinner ended up getting killed and destroyed by someone else who took the place of a person no one really missed
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his job is just misery (he is excellent at his job)
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Listen to the roses, they only want what's good for you...
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Core Gems
So when a ghost becomes injured, they have a last ditch defense where they retreat into their core. And I mean, injured badly where their body is rip apart to the point they can’t hold a solid form anymore. And they basically go into a hibernation state until they are strong enough to form again.
Ellie, Danny, and Dan are all injured in a final battle against the GIW. The organization was destroyed and the ghosts were safe but the halfas ended up being so injured that they reverted to core form and then went to sleep for a bit. When they woke up, they were still weak but at least recovered enough to gain consciousness. And realize…they are in some kind of auction…in the middle of a heist. It appeared that two furries (one in a bat costume and one in a cat costume) were ducking it out. And they…they were a necklace. All three of them had been turned into a necklace with their cores as gems accompanied by sapphires, pearls, and opals. And frankly gorgeous craftsmanship as the metal was crafted around their cores as if to cradle them and the other gems.
Unfortunately, they were too weak to take a form properly, they could still feel the strain on their bodies. But at least they could still communicate through their auras. Then the cat lady punched a hole in the glass container surrounding them and grabbed their necklace.
However, the bat grabbed the other end and it resulted in a sort of tug-a-war. Meanwhile, Danny, Ellie, and Dan were having a back and form commentary on the situation and what they should do. Completely unheard by the other party.
In the corner of their eye, the three halfas finally noticed a third contender. Some kind of clown who was…hold on…holding a gun?! And it was pointed straight at the two fighting furies who had yet to notice him. The ghosts’ protective instincts went into overdrive and they frantically tried to shout, yell, move. Just do something to warn the two but their cries fell on deaf ears. All they succeeded in doing was faintly glow which immediatly caught the attention of the fighting duo. The two turned to look at the strange necklace but right at that moment, the clown fired and a gunshot rang throughout the auction room. Having no other options, Danny and the others poured every ounce of ectoplasm they had to try and phaseshift, making the two furries intangible as the bullets passed right through them, but in their shock, the two jumped away in opposite directions and accidentally ripped the necklace apart. Gems and pearls went flying and the three cores bounced along the ground.
Luckily, the two finally noticed the clown and went to deal with him and his minions who had appeared. Seemingly putting their fight on hold and forming a temporary truce. The three halfas could only watch as the battle finally wound down, ending with the cops barging into the place and arresting the clown and his grunts, the cat managing to escape with half the scattered gems and pearls from the broken necklace along with a few other jewelry pieces (none of their cores though) and the bat leaving through a skylight.
The auction continued and in the end, despite being broken, their necklace seemed to have caught someone’s interest. A man named Bruce Wayne bought up every piece of the shattered jewelry wear. The auctioneers appeared relived that the item managed to sell in the end and gratefully gave it to him.
Bruce had no idea what happened at the auction, but he could have sworn that some of the gems faintly glowed right before he and Selina were shot. If the necklace was some sort of magical item, then he needed to understand exactly what has been brought to Gotham. It was unfortunate that Selena had taken some parts of the necklace but he utilized his vast wealth to make sure all the other parts ended in his possession. Now he would take them back to the mansion for examination.
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I had a vague idea about the goth kids buying from tweek bros and peer pressuring him to be goth (rly just an excuse to draw goth tweek)
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