#not me screaming at Zeke rn

[softsnzstuff]

oh my god you watch m/anifest??? marry me rn i am On My Knees 😭😭 i've been waiting for so long for someone else on snzblr to get into it so this is like. the peak of my existence. i literally love you omg this is so!! i am Screaming!! & also,,, if you have any snz thoughts/headcanons about literally any of the characters,,, i would sell you my soul for them,,,,,,,

HI ANON!!!! Ahhhh! Yes I’ve been watching religiously since it first aired in 2018!!!!

Have a few headcanons for some of my fave characters!

Zeke

Zeke literally died from frostbite and came back so I think when he gets sick or has a fever, he gets the chills

Because he died from the literal cold before I think that would also make him emotional in a lowkey ptsd sort of way - delirious and cold and not sure how to fix it

Zeke is a major empath so if people around him are sick, I think he feels it too. Sort of like those phantom pregnancies that some men experience? I forget if that’s actually what they’re called? Sympathetic? Don’t quote me on that lol

Also because he’s sober I think he wouldn’t want to use NyQuil or cough meds

Ben

Ben is a super duper good caretaker. Dad of three??? You can’t tell me this man doesn’t know how to take care of people.

Ben also seems to be easier going in terms of slowing down to actually rest? Like he’ll probably still check shit out if it’s just a cold but otherwise he’ll just work from home like a normal person.

If he’s super sick maybe he can’t differentiate fever dreams from callings.

Mick

Mick thinks she can handle everything on her own. Whether it’s Jared or Zeke telling her to slow down, she isn’t gonna listen. She’ll find her way around it or around them to get shit done.

If she gets a calling and she’s sick she’s going to go investigate anyways because it’s in her nature to put others and their safety first.

Jared

Listen okay. I think Jared is so fine. Like jeeeeeeesus. That’s not a headcanon that’s just a fact 🫡

Jared’s the guy who would stay home sick but if Mick called him for help or if he knew she was about to get into trouble, he’d be out of bed in a heartbeat to go stop her or bail her out

^ that being said she would give him shit. “You’re supposed to be in bed!” And him like “I would be if you weren’t getting into trouble!!”

I thought I had more headcanons but I am also sleepy and blanking rn. If I think of more I’ll reblog this with them though!!! Thank you for asking 🤭

[oxygenbefore1775]

Re: Reiner & Zeke's chronically wasted potential, may I introduce you to one of my favourite fanfics *ever* ??!! This is such an unexplored dynamic that I just needed someone to scream into the void w me

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49369708

That is so *cool*! Why did I never think of quenching my thirst for their dynamic with fics! Guess, I don't dwell on ao3 all that often

Fuck, ao3 is blocked in the place where I am rn but my desire is strong so vpn it is!

[reverxnce]

I just finished watching Oregon Trail and loved it! But I want to know how did you and your wife separate? Did you have to leave the Church because of it?

Ask my muse personal questions!

Ezekiel shuffled awkwardly. What happened between him and Phaedra was as deeply painful as it was difficult. Sure, everything turned out okay in the end but some of the memories were still...hard.

"No, I did not have to leave the Church," he finally answered after a considerably lengthy pause. "Members of my Church are permitted to divorce in the event of an unresolvable issue caused by the husband or wife. Indeed, if I had been divorced for adultery, I would have been ruined - that's grounds for being immediately struck off, no ifs, no buts."

"But instead, she allowed the divorce to be settled on the grounds of non-consummation - embarrassing, sure, but certainly not punishable by expulsion. I would much prefer to undergo the minor humiliation of having the Parish gossip about my virility -or apparent lack thereof- than be permanently expelled from what I feel in my heart is my life calling. Phaedra could have taken everything from me, and who knows? Maybe that's exactly what I deserved? But still, she didn't. She granted me mercy..." he swallowed hard. It made his stomach twist to say it. Some of the things she had done during their brief and turbulent marriage, things he had never told anyone, things that people had witnessed and said nothing about, things that...didn't feel right...

Yet what he said was true. It was difficult and complicated - but it was what it was. He knew damn well that he was far from innocent in the situation, and Phaedra had the perfect means to launch a retaliation that would have destroyed him entirely. But she didn't. She chose not to.

"Phaedra...spared me, and I'll be forever grateful to her for that. I wish her nothing other than a long, fulfilling and happy life."

[levi-supreme]

I’d also like to know about Zeke @hashaneeee

I only have one word for the monke: Ew.

1. What was he like as a student

Likes disturbing the female students. Guys either like him or hate him. His teachers like him because he's witty.

2. What was his major in university

Data Science and Artificial Intelligence.

3. Why was he caught serving detention

He stuck gum to the back of people's head.

Give me a character from SNK and I'll tell you what were they like as a student, what was their major in university, and why were they caught serving detention

[iambilliejeanok]

Hi!!! So I started to read your fics and they are so freaking amazing! I saw that you have open request sooo... I just want to know if you can write something nsfw with Zeke or Aizawa x reader with breeding kink, please🥺. I love them so much and there aren't many fics where they have this kink, so if you can do it it would be amazing, thank you 🥺💖 Also, sorry for my bad English, it isn't my first language😅

I send it again bc I forgot to say please and thank you, sorry😔

Aizawa x reader

Big dick alert lol

Warning-18+, NSFW

I also just realised only after posting this that I totally left out the breeding part. I’m so sorry.

(I just wanna say the bun in this picture is diabolical😭absolutely sinister okay😭my pussy POPPING RN)

Aizawa is your lover and he’s also much bigger than you expected. This is the first time you’re having sex in the three months that you’ve been dating and honestly you don’t really know how to feel after he pulled his pants off and spread you wide open on the edge of the couch.

We’re talking nine inches long and very thick, with a dangerous curve. Let’s just say that his dick was way bigger than his ego.

He already showed you hell after eating you out and fingering you before he took his pants off, his tongue running all along your vulva, dipping into your tight walls and stretching you open, making you gasp in shock after not having been penetrated in so long(you always preferred to masturbate with just your clit and not finger yourself because you couldn’t get yourself anywhere).

He literally thought you were the most beautiful and fragile thing in the world and he was excited to finally have you in his mouth like this, and you can bet that he wanted to break you. All the stress you been giving him with your cute ass and he finally gets to destroy you. He wants to taste every part of you, your deep brown skin decorated with dark red blotches from your cheeks to your thighs. You were already a little whimpery when he was sucking on your nipples, biting and punching the brown buds, bringing you so close to orgasm with both your titties.

His tongue went down to the crack of your ass, he really wanted you all over his mouth, licking one long and hard strip up to your clitoris before sucking on the sensitive bud, constantly stimulating it when his mouth was somewhere else.

How many times has me managed to make you come by now? His long fingers slowly sinking into your walls, Aizawa moaning with you at the feel of your walls clenching his fingers, having to spread them a little to stretch you out for him. He didn’t wanna start with one finger, you could handle two he assumed. It’s not like you were a virgin even though you were tight. He began slowly fingering you, talking to you through your orgasms as they grew more and more intense, your head falling back into the couch as he slowly brought you there, letting you come so good, cooing at your whines when he didn’t stop. Your legs began to close a little, Aizawa forcing them back open before he started sucking your sweet little clit again. This was even better than he imagine in his head. Better than all the times he thought about sucking on your little bud like this. Your whimpers now screams as you started squirting in his mouth, Aizawa greedily drinking it all up, sucking you hard to force more out of you.

Now you were a teary, whiny, messy mess, your pussy so slick and ready for him, nearly wanting to cry at the size of him. You’d never seen a dick that big in real life. You preferred to keep it that way really. But you would never had known he was packing so much since you two had never had sex before. You did touch him every now and then when you were making out and you wondered just exactly how big he was, but damn you weren’t anticipating this. You didn’t prepare yourself for this, looking into his eyes for reassurance as he just stood there, in all his glory, wiping away your mess on his chin with his hand, that apathetic look he usually wore.

He only fell for you harder at the state you were in. So damn cute. He loved that you were so responsive and he had to admit it was a little easy to make you come like this. Maybe it was because you were both already head over heels for each other but it wasn’t every woman he’d been with who would respond so well like you did. But he’d still make it a point that everyone he fucked came hard for him. That was why he had sex really, to watch the person he desired turn into the dumbest little puppy for him.

“Tch, come here”, he said, almost sounding impatient, “Don’t run from me, I’m not going to hurt you”, he said, giving you a little kiss of reassurance, slowly spreading you open again. He wanted to watch his dick penetrate your pretty little cunt and fill you up with his cum.

Placing his knee on the couch, he grabbed his dick, slowly rubbing it along your vulva, ignoring your little whimpers from how good you were already feeling, only focusing on lubricating himself in your juices, he might of licked you off too clean. But anyways, he had very lofty expectations of you, slowly pushing the tip in, unbothered by your loud moans, nearly screaming as he continued sinking in, biting his lip and furrowing his brows in deep concentration, trying to see how much he could fit inside of you before you started crying.

He was most definitely unimpressed. With a loud whine, your soft hand pushed at his chest. He wondered if maybe a little more would fit in, there’s no way you’re only managing half of him. He didn’t even feel a wall. He knew he could go a little deeper than this. When he continued, ignoring your whining you had to scream, throwing your head back at the feel of an orgasm nearing you. Fuck when was the last time someone made you feel this fucking good.

As much as the stretch hurt as hell, you knew you would come hard now, and he was still sinking into you.

“Aizawa!”, you screamed, both your hands on his chest, pushing at him while your thighs squeezed him. That’s when he finally noticed the shaking of your thighs, shaking his head in disapproval before forcing you apart with both his hands.

“Y/n stop that”, he scolded you, your hands now gripping his back, nails digging into him as he went a little more deeper, another scream as well as the feel of a wall finally stopping him, such a task he thought, pulling out and slamming back into you, still not able to fit all of him in you but this was just right.

“Fuck, angel”, he said, your thighs still shaking and your hands clawing at him as you tried to take him, biting his lip hard at the feel of you around him. He immediately set to slowly fucking you, loving the way your puss fluttered around his dick. He needed you to see how beautiful the two of you were conjoined like this. “Angel, look”, he said, his hand guiding you head to look down at your love making before holding your thigh open again. It was starting to annoy him really. He wondered if he should just tie you up already, but he didn’t wanna scare you on your first time together.

“You feel so fucking good. You look beautiful angel, let me see your face”, he panted, wrapping his hand around your neck to get you to look at him.

Trying to go as deep as he could you screamed so loud, Aizawa immediately pulling out of you, going back down to kiss your pretty self, greedily sucking on your clit before shoving now three fingers into you, stretching you a little more for him. You were really a tad bit too tight for him.

Not able to hold back anymore, you burst out in tears, squirting once again as you screamed in pleasure, not knowing how to handle all of this or what to do about it.

“It’s okay baby, it’s okay”, he said, coming back up to let your juices spray his dick down, massage your clit with it, loving the way it looked before he pushed it back inside of you, the two of you moaning as he went as deep as your vagina allowed him to. A few slow and deep strokes already had you crying, Aizawa smiling at how his princess was just melting down under him. Next time you tried him he was going to remind you of this right here. “Here my baby”, he said, bringing his hand up to your face, gently shoving two of his fingers into your mouth.

“Suck”, he said, and you did just as you were told, the method helping you just a little. He increased the pace a little, his hips thrusting into you hard, your throat now hurting at how much you were screaming, still trying to suck his fingers but failing with every try. He wanted nothing more than to fill you up, maybe shove his cum back inside of you until your tummy bulged a little. Maybe then he’d press on it and watch it all fall out of you like a creamy donut. You were the perfect donut. His precious donut lol.

Maybe he’d let you rest a little before round two.

[pennylanewrites]

I know we talk about and portray zeke as rough and kinky in bed, which I LOVE don’t get me wrong

but soft!zeke pushing a strand behind your ear, cupping your cheeks with his hands and leaving a kiss on your pouted lips?

soft!zeke who still has a breeding kink except this time he’s nicer about it?

soft!zeke being all like ‘gonna make a baby with my pretty baby’ ‘you’ll look so pretty with this cute belly swollen’ ‘can’t wait for us to have a little baby’ all the while he’s fucking into you slowly?

soft!zeke, the king of aftercare, comes to the room with a warm damp towel and cleans you up before taking you to the bathroom, running you a bath as he changes the sheets to the bed and then comes back to join you?

soft!zeke who comes home with a pregnancy test the next day and just fucks you in the bathroom while saying the sweetest things in your ear when the test is positive?? :)

my hormones are going crazy rn I have to write something for zeke or I’ll scream (this is me begging for requests)

[leyyvi]

ok but consider: actor au zeke has a secret levi stan acc on twt. Is definitely one of the larger accounts with like millions of follows, he is super active on there as well, posts updates and pictures and small video clips, just everything you want in a stan acc (probably has a levi shrine in his trailer too and so sweats buckets every time someone knocks on his trailer)

somehow it gets discovered amongst the cast that zeke has this account and levi is just about ready to end it all because of all his coworkers why did it have to be monke man

(and because of that fiasco hange carefully deletes their AO3 account, which has multiple ongoing 100k reader insert fics) (cue connie being moody for days because his fave fanfic author disappeared with no warning) (jean and eren goes on hiatus on their joint mikasa stan account. armin is aware of all of this and uses it as blackmail material. they now buy him pastries on the regular) (ymir definitely reads yumihisu fics in the open, she has no fear)

ARMIN?! armin using it all as blackmail made me scream lmao. zeke constantly tries to chat levi up (which always ends up awkward bc levi is not one to favor small talk very often) NOT HANGE HAVING AN AO3 ACC shdjkahf CONNIE?!

i'm losing it rn my fave part of all this is the fact that jean and eren share a mika stan account.

also ymir is the most shameless person about yumihisu. she will retweet any and all ship art/fanart of yumihisu, will gladly accept when fans give them fanart in person, promotes the artists on her ig and twt. historia doesn't mind because ymir gets sooo excited, she just loooves showing off her girlfriend to world <33

ymir also finds a way to shoehorn some anecdote or something about historia in EVERY SINGLE INTERVIEW. even if it has nothing to do with her or even the show

[ackermans-freedom-inc]

Who do you think your moots could pull and why?

Alright lets go I have...so many moots and if I forgot u its 300% my bad pls come hit me upside the head, also im bad at these bc I honestly just push my favourite characters onto ppl oops but long assss list below the cut - I love u all

@cafedanslanuit: ok I dont know why, but porco for u my friend. Maybe it’s bc the last fic I read from u was the porco and zeke one? but damn. porco. for sure. 

@kmorgzz: MY LIL CINNMON BUN. ok NOT GON LET MYSELF BE SWAYED by ur porco pfp - but i...kuroo. DO U EVEN LIKE HIM?? but I dunno why I CAN SEE IT. ready to fite u but also love cuddles soft friend and that WALL of a man? 

@flamingblinglove: U ALREADY KNOW 姐姐 U ALREADY KNOW. OFC U COULD PULL UR FAV flaming boi!!! I love u very much and love him for u! 

@alto-march-of-death: AL. AL AL AL AL AL AL AL AL. DO I NEED TO SAY IT. SUGA. FKIN. SUGA. I dont even need to - SUGA. also reiner. But mostly SUGA. 

@onwiings: LEN. we havent really chatted before so im sorry if this is real random but for some reason....connie? I DONT KNOW WHY BUT CONNIE FOR SURE. 

@boston-bakedbeans: I JUST GET JEAN VIBES. U COULD OUT SNARK HIM ANY DAY 

@daddyjackfrost: HANA MY SWEET QUEEN OF MAKING ME CRY OVER STUPID VBALL BOYS. I have so many. BUT L? L FOR SURE. u are an intellectual and he would be all :0 while eating his damn cake. ALSO. Bo-bokuto? he could handle ur energy and I would love to see it. 

@bellbee: armin vibes. You're just so dang sweet? I think it would be such a good match 

@kojinnie: KOJIIIIIN. ZEKE. ZEEEEKKKE. IM SCREAMING THIS. BUT LIKE- NOT THE MEAN EVIL ZEKE. THE SOFT SWEET ONE WHO WILL BRUSH THE HAIR FROM YOUR FACE AND KISS YOUR FOREHEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ZEKE. 

@onyxoverride: I was going to say zeke?? t he naaaasty kind of zeke where hes just obsessed with u, but totally not influenced by ur latest posts but MICHE. BIG MANS. also for some reason I bet u smell good. but not in a sweet or delicate way?? I bet u smell really good but in a way ppl cant place? so ppl always ask “what perfume/cologne are you wearing?” 

@peachysimp: MY SWEET MICHI 姐!!!! U DESERVE ALL THE LOVE AND CUDDLES IN THE WORLD. im just thinking of a big mans...mmm Reiner? Eren??? no problem for my sweet 姐姐. u can handle em. 

@deludedimagines: SORCHAAAAAA MY LOVE. MY DEAR. Levi for FREAKING SURE. AFTER OUR TALK - YOU DESERVE TO GO KAYAKING AND CANOEING WITH HIM. PLEASE. 

@aotwrites: iane. love of my life lane. pls drink some water I know ur working v hard. ok but why can I imagine a soft af erwin that u could EASILY pull?? like NO problem. he would be best listener and the shoulder rubs? after a long day?? IANE. PLS. 

@plutowrites: PLUTO U KNOW HOW MUCH I FKIN LOVE UR ZEKE SERIES SO IS IT EVE N A QUESTION WHY I THINK YOU COULD GET ZEKE NO PROBLEM?? 

@gojosweets: SWEEETIIE levi for SURE BC HEALING HANDS IS STUCK IN MY HEAD. u could for sure pull a grumpy injured Levi and make his heart go boink 

@hexbestfriend: Sierra my dear. ur other url says it all. but also, a big mans. so....Erwin for sure - I would PAY to see this bc u would have him just so into u and I just...im swooning 

@horseanon--simpforall: RACH. DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY. U WRITE THE BEST CUTE SWEET ZEKE. FOR SURE. AND SUGA. U COULD PULL THEM WITHOUT EVEN FKIN TRYING. I love u TOO much 

@misskasa: love the new url btw tea??? damn. also Eren. EREN. LONG HAIRED MAN BUN BUT NICE NOT PROBLEMATIC EREN. u deserve it all 

@thebubblybakery: MY DEAR. MY DEAAAARRR ur url is way too cute and for SURE. Levi. for SURE NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND. bake him lil treats and he’ll chop the fingers off anyone who tries to steal em from him 

@yearning-moon: omg my new obsession is ur writing, but u would have no problem pulling our collective fav zhongli. no problem whatsoever im just gone u write him so well I cry every single time.

@lookslikeleese: I MET U THRU SUGA AND I WILL NEVER STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT. suga no problem. ERen. no problem. find u a friend that can do both. thats u. 

@doulcha: another easily Levi pull - honestly if theres anything I learned on this website, its that everyone has big brain and is cute as a damn button and 

@anlian-aishang: MY SWEET DARLING. U COULD HAVE ANYONE. HONESTLY. UR A DAMN INTELLECTUAL, BEAUTIIIIIFUL BEYOND WORDS AND JUST HNG I LVE U SM. LEVI. ERWIN (NO ARGUMENTS I WOULD PAY TO SEE U WITH ERWIN BC WOOOOW HOW SWEET) also u already know how much I love the idea of u with Farlan U COULD HAVE ANYONE U WANT AND U KNOW IT. 

@starstruckkittensweets: another sweET DARLING WHO COULD GET ANYONE SHE WANTED. ABSOLUTELY ANYONE but Levi. Levi FOR DAMN SURE BC HOW COULD I NOT. erwin too? absolutely. 

@unloved-cadillac: CADDY my DEAR is another Levi puller for SURE - I feel like u can match his snarky replies? and it would just be a lot of grEAT banter back and forth and phew 

@katsuhera: MY PENGUIN LOVING FRIEND another Levi lover who could get him with NO problem whatsoever. pls take his grumpy ass to the aquarium 

@therealvalkyrie: my wife my love my DEAREST. I mean we’re already married x4? 5? times?? so I mean u already got me so I think u already won this game. USHI GUSHI FITE ME. also suga. curl up on a nicely upholstered armchair, nice cup of tea, maybe some ice cream? gorgeous view outside, trying to flip pages but its lowkey a pain to do so because suga is doing the same in his seat, but ur arms are stretched out to meet in the space between the two of you, and ur knuckles are brushing 

@rulerofstars: ANGELLLLL u are another eaaaasyyyy Levi pull bc HOW SWEET ARE U 

@acekou: ...honestly anyone u want bc I AM INTIMIDATED - AS I SHOULD BE. and I love that energy for u. ERen??? Levi?? ARMIN??? ERWIN?!?!?? no problem 

@thot-farm: ME. I SEE U IN MY NOTIFS AND I HAVENT SAID HI BEFORE. but ME. U COULD PULL ME NO PROBLEM BC M LOVE U ALREADY. but I mean im no Levi and u could pull him no problem too dearie (; 

@xxdragonwriterxx: omfg LEVI LEVI LEVI LEVI LEVI!!! UR FICS ARE SO DAMN AMAZING AND THE IDEAS ARE AMAZING AND THE PLOT AND EVERYTHING and ur also so sweet?? LEVI. FOR. LIFE. EASILY. NO CONTEST. 

@jean-does-not-have-a-horseface: BIRD. MANS. HAWKS. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE?!?!!?  

@levilaughlove69: kenny. fkn. ackerman. no more words. 

@bluebellhairpin: SEE ABOVE. also Erwin - I know u like that big mans my sweet darling nemo :3 but also BACK THE FK OFF ALL OF U UR DRIFTING WITH ME SO ME. U PULL ME. EVERYONE ELSE CAN BACK THE FK UP

@unadulteratedtreecrusade: BEANBEANBEANBEAN IM THIIIIIIIS close to coming to visit u bc I love u SO DAMN MUCH. but HONESTLY WHO CANT U PULL?? LEVI. DONE. ERWIN. DONE. 

@1252291: N UR URL SAYS IT ALL. LEVI. zeke? BOTH? ANNIE VIBES TOO??? JEAN? im done. 

@babieweeb: another moot I havent interacted too much with 🥺 but ZEEEEEKKKKE 

@itspastellemons: LEYLA LISTEN. me. u got me. u can pull me anytime shh dont tell my bf I LOVE U SM I LOVE U SO DAMN MUCH R U KIDDING!?! but other than me ahem LEVI. LEEEVIIIIII FOR U BC UR SO DAMN SWEET AND HE WOULD MELT AT U. erwin? wrapped around ur finger?? REINER?? MICHE?? I cant even choose for u ur too powerful 

@alrightberries: I think ur on a Nanami binge rn AS U SHOULD BE. so just know that u could have that mans in an instant

@mysteriousmagicx: MY FAV WITCH MOOT WHO HAS THE BEST DAMN FKIN AUS AND THE BIGGEST DANG BRAIN. WHO CAN’T U PULL??? WITCH HANJI. VAMPIRE LEVI. WEREWOLF MICHE. STOP IT U CAN HAVE EM ALL.

@etherealserenity: ERRRREEEEENN I DONT NEED TO SAY ANY MORE. AND U KNOW WHY. 

@cant-spell-slay-without-lay HOW THE FK DID I NOT ADD U EARLIER MY DEAR PLS IM SO SORRY OMFG - but UR LEGIT MS. ACKERMAN HOW COULD U NOT PULL LEVI. case closed. ms ackerman is legit. 

[mooni-bunni]

How I think the AOT Cast would Sneeze

A/N: this is literally just a funny thing that was inspired by hearing my mom and sister violently sneeze in different ways.

Has cute sneezes:

Historia, Jean, Falco, Pieck.

—Adorable and pleasant for everyone.

Sneezes shamelessly like a dad:

Jean, Erwin, Yelena, Reiner, Annie, Kenny

—Boutta see them turn on the television and fall asleep with that sneeze.

Sneezes way too hard for no reason:

Eren, Bertholdt, Marco, Moblit.

— No offense but stop? Why are you sneezing so aggressively? Get a grip guys.

Looks like they’d sneeze aggressively, but it always comes out really weak:

Porco, Niccolo, Mikasa.

—Seriously, guys I’m waiting for you to set the room off, youre embarrassing me.

Sneezes in their hand like an animal:

Sasha, Hanji, Connie, Eren.

—Literally don’t touch their hands, they’re rabid.

Covers their mouth with their arm:

Armin, Historia, Annie, Erwin.

—Good people who don’t want anyone to get sick.

Covers their mouth with a cloth:

Levi, Grisha, Onyankopon.

—These guys won’t be getting anyone sick.

Doesn’t cover their mouth and is a menace to society:

Zofia, Gabi, those kids in season three that made Eren realize he could actually be useful.

—They look like they sneeze in the open.

Screams when they sneeze:

The entire Jaeger family including Dina and Carla, Connie and Connie’s mom, Kenny Ackerman

—On god they scare everyone in the room with those sneezes.

Sneezes and blames it on someone else:

Annie, Bertholdt, Reiner, Sasha, Floch

—Bro we saw you sneeze, literally admit it? 💀

Doesn’t sneeze normally, instead aggressively twitches and sighs after:

Armin, Ymir, Levi, Mike, Moblit

—Are yall good? You’re scaring folks with that. Getting possessed at the dinner table…

Does everything they can to not sneeze and makes it awkward for everyone around them:

Levi, Mikasa, Onyankopon

—Yall just sneeze. ITS BETTER THAN WATCHING YOU FIGHT IT.

Has never sneezed once, you’re crazy:

That sexy titan and the titan in season two that was posing

—They do not have time for all that.

Fakes sneezing because everyone else is doing it rn and they don’t want to be left out:

Connie, Floch, Gabi, Udo

—Just stop, it’s not worth it…

Talks about how cute their sneezes are:

Gabi, Ymir, Bertholdt, Jean

—Please stop, they aren’t that cute.

Sneezes to assert dominance:

Eren, Yelena, Hanji, Erwin, Mike, The beast Titan Specifically, Marley Government.

—This is T-posing but with germs.

Lastly, makes aggressive eye contact with anyone who doesn’t bless them:

Eren, Armin, Jean, Sasha, Hanji, Levi, Zeke, Floch, Historia, Annie, Grisha, Eren Kruger, that one guy who died.

This was very stupid but it’s here so enjoy.

[things-happens]

In Memory

Levi Ackerman x gn! Reader

Armin Arlert x gn! Reader

Erwin Smith x gn! Reader

Mikasa Ackerman x gn! Reader

hola 😎 i have a request for ya! which i do hope you like cause I literally spent hALF aN hoUR thinking of how it should go... anyWAYS, i’m gonna request it rn cause why not? .. anyways—maybe a hc for Levi, Armin, Erwin, Mikasa, and Pieck; their S/O’s favorite memories with them are playing in their mind. They wished it happened again. people thought they (they = pieck, levi, armin - yk)—people thought they went crazy. out of their mind insane. They do often smile, when they hear their S/O’s laugh. They cry when they hear their S/O’s screams. They couldn’t save them in time. they were now dead. // now do keep in mind, that this all happened weeks after their S/O’s death. they felt so useless at the fact that they couldn’t save them in time. the one they loved the most...

Note: I DELETED THIS AND HAD TO MADE THE POST so... please like and share thank you. Also I'm not caught up on season 4 but I know what has happened so I don't know Pieck's personality, I didn't want to get her wrong.

Prompt List

Mastlister

Summary: their s/o passed, they blame themselves and other and sadly cannot cope.

Warnings: Death, Blood, Feels and Fluff Words: a lot just a lot

Levi Ackerman (Sadderdaze)

Somethings never change for Levi losing the ones he loves left and right but why did he think that would change with y/n.

During the Battle of Shiganshina, Y/n was by Levi’s side the whole time.

They always was anyways, the lone survivor of Levi’s Squad after the 57th Expansion. Years ago, they vowed the loyalty for him then again 3 years later, till death did them part.

They both lead the group of soldiers to eliminate the Beast Titan.

As the Beast began to throw rocks everyone took covered in an abandoned town, after the first-round y/n and Levi resurfaced on the roofs.

They both noticed the beast was readying for another throw, yelling for the other to go bad into cover.

“GO BACK!” Y/N yelled into their cupped hands; they still couldn’t hear them.

Levi started to run to help them, only to be held back, y/n telling him there isn’t enough time.

Levi protested only for Y/n starting to push him back down to between the houses.

Suddenly, Y/n gave him a hard push on his back making him lad down on the ground. Looking back up to his love, their leg of in a now, missing part of the roof.

Levi quickly shot back up to help them out, grabbing their hands pulling as hard as he could.

“Levi… LEVI! Please take cover, you’ll die.”

“I’m not leaving you behind… not again.”

Levi had left Y/n in charge of his squad as he joined Erwin in the 57th Expansion. Nearly dying because of the Female Titan and protecting Eren.

Y/n pulled their arm away from him, giving him one final hard push in the chest right before the rock came pass them.

“I love you” they whispered.

As Levi flew back to the ground, he held eye contact with them all of his memories going through his head, knowing that this was the last time he would see of them, forever.

As for y/n, all their memories flew through them.

Late nights with Hanjie, mornings drinking tea with Erwin and Levi.

Levi… the night of their wedding, cake, slow dancing together, then stargazing. Oh, what they’d give to do that one more time with him.

Then they were gone.

Days later, everyone was concerned about the Captain. They could hear his cries and sobs when they’d pass his room. If you’d knocked, his cries would stop, and he’d stay silent till he watched your feet leave.

Every time Hanjie would open his door to bring breakfast or dinner, they could see the hopefulness in his eyes only for them to fall. Not like he ate till he was starving and knew he had too.

Years later, as Levi slept at night, he could still hear the whisper and cries of his love. That’s all he could hear ever, yet now he hid it well.

The nights he couldn’t sleep he’d walk through the halls of the fallen soldiers. In the middle of all the paintings, was Erwin. A gold frame shining in the moon light. Next to him was y/n.

They also had a golden frame and at the top were their favorite floor in their favorite color. Whomever painted it, Levi thought they did an amazing job.

The captured the brightness of their eyes, their gloss on their hair and the perfection on their hands.

Levi sat on his knees, lightly placing his hand on theirs. Wishing he could feel them just one more time.

BONUS:

“I bet you’re not popular with the ladies…” Zeke sighed.

Levi looked down thinking about y/n for the first time since the battle. “I was popular enough…”

Armin Arlert (When Will I See You Again)

Most people admired Y/n relationship with Armin, never put a title on side thing but the two and others knew they loved each other.

And when y/n died… well it was hard on everyone.

Since Armin inherited the Colossal Titian he saw and heard y/n die with his own eyes or really with Bertholdt eyes.

They stood by Armin till the very end or what they thought was the end.

The two stood in front of the giant titan, directing him. The plan… they knew they were going to die but it was with Armin and that’s all y/n would ever want.

Bertholdt let out the burning steam, burning them alive. y/n’s eyes looked at Armin, they screamed and cried till nothing… black.

Armin on the other head was giving the Titan Serum, eating Bertholdt and becoming the monsters he hated.

From the second he woke from the shift, all he could thing of was Y/n.

Where are they?

Are they okay?

Then and dare he say naturally, the memories caved in.

Seeing through his predecessor’s eyes, he remembered his love burn to death. Hearing their caries and he saw them always looking at him.

He cried and blamed himself for their death, y/n thought they were dying together but Eren couldn’t let him live in peace.

“they died thinking they were with me.” He whispered.

He always tired to keep his resentment in around Eren and Mikasa, but everyone could here him scream in pain in the forest next to the HQ.

He used Bertholdt’s memories to see them together all the time, Sasha and Mikasa would become worried he wasn’t grieving well but soon like screams every night stop.

Instead, it was quite crying at night, which wasn’t any better for anyone.

Then they left to find the Sea, one thing that could make Armin come to peace with himself.

Reaching the ocean everyone would play and have fun their but looking down in the water, Armin could’ve sworn he saw his love looking back at him but alas he lost the sight as fast as he saw it.

He knew Y/n would and still is by his side everyday till death brought them back to each other.

Erwin Smith (My Kind of Woman)

Everyone knew Erwin as a very stoic man, a calm gentle giant but with a heart and will of Iron.

And that was true, but that was after someone not one would talk about.

Their name is Y/n, Erwin Smith’s great love.

In 845, the Survey Corps returned from an expiation, but most do not know what happened.

“Four abnormals on the right wing!” some one shouted

Erwin looked at y/n who was smiling but still looking out for themselves and others. They looked over at Erwin and smiled even wilder.

Ever since training, Y/n saw bright side of things. It was their idea to recruit the Underground rebels.

In all most a flash of lighting, rain pored down soldiers dying all around.

10 abnormals flailing around, killing and eating people.

Erwin stared behind him, watching his comrades die under his orders. Then he locked eyes with y/n as they jumped off their horse as a Titan waved its arm at her.

“Erwin!”

Y/n yelled hoping he would turn and help them, and he did, yet despite the connection they had…

It was too late, they were harshly picked and swished, screams reaching everyone’s ears. Held above the Titan’s mouth their blood poured into then as the life quickly left their eyes they were dropped into its mouth.

If it wasn’t for Levi, Erwin would’ve been died too.

Ever second since then he blamed himself, knowing if he was just a little faster.

He paid someone to make a painting of her for his office, they were his right-hand person, but others knew it was more than that.

He would cry as quite as he could for years till it was small smiles or few tears while in his office or drinking tea with Levi or Hanji.

They both learned not to question it as it was a normal thing for the man after five years.

The new recruits would ask about the painting of a random person in his office, he would say someone special.

Yet it’s been years he would still become choked up that night.

Mikasa Ackerman (i wanna be your girlfriend)

Mikasa and Y/n met in training, two people how just sat not needing to say anything to enjoy each other’s company.

Eating dinner, they’d just sit and watch everyone else bicker and talk, nothing needed to be said. Despite being Sasha’s sibling, the older one seem to get all the personality then again there was nothing wrong with the way they were.

Although being close to death of a many of times, they lived and slightly loved Mikasa and watched her grow into a beautiful women she was.

Over the years, y/n become more vocal not wanting to miss out on the moments they had left with everyone. They and Jean would bicker and laugh about dumb things, Connie and they would just sitting and reminisce on old times.

Then Sasha met Nicolo and well y/n had never more vocal about anything before.

“Oooooh the cook, he’s perfect for you.”

y/n would tease Sasha along with Jean and Connie, although Nicolo didn’t seem to mind, Sasha would turn redder than a beet!

Then the war came, Y/n didn’t leave Mikasa side unless it was to save their ether extremely brave or stupid sister.

As y/n and Mikasa run to Eren’s ad after killing the War Hammer Titan, Mikasa yells at Eren.

Y/n watches the two argue, as the War Hammer Titan stands tall and definitely not dead.

Y/n watches as it starts to shoot a crystal goop at them, Y/n wipps around slamming themselves into Mikasa, holding onto her and they both flay away from the now hardened crystal.

“thank you, y/n.”

Y/n only nodded, looking back at the crystal. Again, they themselves in danger for Mikasa but they knew if it came down to it, they would die for their family.

After the battle, everyone was on the air ship, Mikasa had left y/n with Jean, Connie and Sasha. They talked happy to see each other alive.

“You guys are really special to me.”

Next thing anyone knew, both Jean and Y/n heard rumbling from the entrance. Turning around they saw a little girl with a rifle.

y/n quickly realized she was aiming for everyone of the ship, mainly their sister. Running in front of the fire, trying to do the same thing they once saw Hanjie do years ago still the girl shot.

The bullet went straight threw y/n’s stomach; push through the pain they grabbed the gun from the girl. They butted it into the little girl’s head, knocking her out.

The adrenaline wore off, y/n put their hand on their stomach. Their hand covered in blood, they turned around to see their sister on the floor surrounded by their friends.

“Guys…” they dropped the rifle on the floor.

The word came out their mouth, everyone with tears in their eyes slowly turned to look at them.

Jean watched as the blood dripped from their suit on to the light brown flooring.

Y/n began to walk to them, waddling side to side.

Mikasa entered the room watching Y/n fall over into what was now a pool of blood. She quickly ran over, flipping them over sobbing.

Jean quickly applied pressure into the wound, but it was too late. Y/n looked up at Mikasa, their bloodied hand lightly touching her face.

Mikasa sat head on her knees, in between both Blouse graves. She could still here the raspy breaths, the yells of Jean telling them to stay awake and the laugh Eren let out seeing the dead bodies.

She’d cry at nights realizing she loved them more than a friend, she felt like a piece of her was now gone.

During dinners Mikasa would push her food around till she couldn’t sit and not laugh or sob. Armin had become worried of her, but he knew she just needed time.

[izukult]

GUYS GUSYGHSJGKSKFKAKNFOA

1000. 1000 followers. ???!?!?!?!?!??!?!!!!!!!?!?!?!

heres me shipping my mutuals for 1k💟 i’m def missing ppl and i’m so sorry but my brain is not working

@bunny-xoxo i have you and bokuto engraved in my little pea size brain. uhm i’m not gonna lie i think youd ghost him (lol) and it would make him sad, but otherwise good ass couple. long car drives and screaming

@genesisrose74 you and hinata shoyo are literally dating i’m literally jealous of you like you two are in a committed relationship you hold hands and play with each other’s hair and have really chaotic conversations where you send him lengthy paragraphs that he has to reread twenty times and he sends you about forty texts while you’re typing. such a cute couple, though. would kill for what y’all have

@rat-bastar kuroo💪😫. LMFAO jk, it’s kirishima. yup, yup, you heard me right fucker. he combats ur monotone-ness and ‘i will punch you in the face’ comments with pure sunshine and also teasing the fuck out of you. pretty good balance, clashing aesthetics couple. i think y’all would be unironically cute so there 🤢

@444sushirrito you have denki kaminari on your ass tbh, i’m not gonna lie. i love that man and would fight you at the sword for him, but you two are in love 😪.

@snoozless you already know this but i still think you and matsukawa would be real swell. yknow when you’re tired or all over the place and you send a lot of random chaotic shit and can never spell? he loves that. he loves it. you two would be so cute. he’d just listen to you ramble about your little notes and cute things you got for organizing and philosophy and general sweet elle things, n he’d probably tease you for it but he’s got big heart eyes.

@erekami eren what the fuck. nothing but eren. listen, i don’t know much about him,,,,, or anything about him other than the fact he looks like a goth twink but i know YOU LOOK LIKE A GOTH TWINK TOO SO ??????? plus, you’re literally so in love with him. you talk about him the way i talk about bakugo..... like........... when is the wedding? (but also on another note, i could see you and kenma making a pretty good couple)

@kuroosperiodictable wow believe it or not. kuroo. you GET THE DIRTY CAPITALIST TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. he teases you a lot tho, han, i’m not gonna lie to you so you’re gonna have to learn to stomach it bc he is relentless 😕. he has such a cocky, laidback fuckhead attitude and you’ve got sweet shy vibes and i think you two would be such a good couple. he embarrasses you sometimes (in a cute way), and you send him cute ass good morning texts periodically. i feel like youd look up science puns to send him and a bunch of cat boy memes but i’m assuring u rn that he loves them

@x6nji ijichi. idfk bitch go lick his overly defined cheek bones. break his glasses shawty bae

@mitsuluv ok reiner specifically bc i know how badly you want to suck his tits but also on a for real note. kiyoko. LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO. can you imagine you two as a couple? i’d die. i don’t even know if you like her but i would pass away? you two are smart bitch gays and you play with her hair and she just stares at u whenever tf she can

@txzierbaby yachi! yes i think you two would be really sweet together!! like matching aesthetics vibe imo. y’all would def go on a picnic date

@izukine han pls don’t kill me but, liyah i’m giving u megumi. you two would be such a hot & sexy couple? if i saw you walking down the street i would think ab you both for the rest of my life as a human being— like up until the day i die. y’all bullying each other hard as fuck ngl

@dancingazaleas baby again idfk anything about aot but i think the way u talk ab zeke is true love <3

[sweettodo]

yes, thinking abt this rn.

the jaeger brothers CLEARLY like to see you cry, no not that kinda crying - pls allow me to explain.

eren pressing your legs against your chest and fucking you til he sees tears streaming down your face. he knows once your eyes screw shut the tears will start flowing, unable to compose words so you just let out little silent screams and cry’s. that’s when he knows he’s doing his job right.

he doesn’t even bother to wipe them, he likes to watch the pillow or sheets get soaked & your facial expressions the whole time, getting especially excited when he sees that you have makeup on, that black eye makeup staining your face like a slut, you can’t even take his dick, and he knows it.

so it only makes sense that he likes crying. it’s obvious. the power hungry man who just wants to see you falling apart until you’re begging for him to give you a minute to catch your breath. like i’m saying he does not hold back, especially when you tease him, i mean, you kinda asked for it.

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usually when zeke sees tears spill from your face, that’s his sign to go faster, similar to eren, he’s power-hungry, so anything that gets you shaking and crying out for him, his only job is to see you falling apart. you don’t even want him to stop, and all he can think about is him stuffing you to the brim with his thick cock, it makes his whole week.

i’m saying the type of fucking that leaves your stomach sore like you were doing crunches, so sore to even sit up so you have to stay in bed for the rest of the day, and he’s proud of it too... knowing he did it to you, boosting his already extreme ego. crying is literally just a normal fuck for you two, if you’re not wailing- he won’t be stopping.

zeke goes in for the kill. there is no such thing as “quicky”... he NEEDS to leave you begging for more, even after erecting a roller coaster of emotions out of you for the night, what fun would it be for him not to see you experience the whole thing? and that includes you sobbing at the hands of his animalistic behavior.

[bella-donna418]

Livestreaming on YouTube w/ Mikasa

A/N: An HC I need to write rn bcs I might forget it later.

More modern AU vlogs bcs why not.

AND this is somewhat livestreaming 👀👀

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So the house has like this recording studio/room for Mikasa because a few people (Sasha, Connie, Zeke (surprise he knows), Armin and Annie) know she's VERY good at singing)

And since they couldn't think of what to do with an extra room in the house because like, the house is huge asf and you'll need to fill EVERYTHING up.

So let's get to the point.

Sasha usually forces Mikasa to try at least livestreaming on YouTube because she BARELY has any videos.

Mikasa's like, "Sasha, no."

And Sasha would do all desperate pleading sh!t which annoys Mikasa to the point she sighs and says, "Fine. Just once. But DON'T tell anyone."

And Sasha was so happy.

Then ends up doing the opposite (the irony ik)

She's like, "She'll livestream later. Y'all gotta watch it."

And they're like, "Why?"

And Sasha looks at her fellow comrades from the "we know she can sing so good" club and they're like "oHHH—"

And the others who don't know are like '???' and just shrugged.

So here it is.

Sasha is with Mikasa in the recording studio/room and everyone is like somewhere else but they're watching ON someone’s phones and waiting for the countdown to end.

Sasha is there for like reading some stuff/song requests for Mikasa while she's singing so they don't miss anything—also for operating things.

So the livestreaming countdown ended and finally!!

(I'm the one writing this but why do I feel excited LMFAOO)

Ok, so Mikasa went to the regular greetings of like, "Hello, everyone." (Sasha still busy setting things up)

And then... the others were like watching and they're freaking hyped.

Sasha then read the first request (from Twitter) "So, first song is Dangerous Woman."

Mikasa's like, "Seriously?"

Sahsa looking at her while eating some doughnuts be like, "Request is request."

Mikasa rolls her eyes and the music starts.

Ok let's go to the "watching in secret" crew because they're like "Holy sh!t, holy sh!t!" (Ymir the one saying that, gets smacked by Historia)

Y'all let's skip to the high notes, shall we? 👀👀

So when she LITERALLY hit that note Jean almost dropped the phone and everyone bonked him on the head (I mean who in the right mind would drop such expensive iPhone 12 pro?! They rich and all, but thrift is key and it’s something Erwin and Levi implemented)

Everyone went full blown kung fu beating up and screaming of admiration

The vets somehow hearing this then Levi and Erwin went inside the room where the noise was coming from to see the commotion.

Levi's like, "What the f%!k is this?"

Everyone snapping out and looking at him—fear now lingering.

Then Hanji passed by and decided to stop there (she’s like that parent who walks by and sees you then ends up saving your a$*)

And she's like, "YOU'RE WATCHING TOO?!"

And the people who are scared shitless nodded slowly.

Hanji was like, *le gasp* "OMG SAME!!!! SHE'S SO GOOD AT SINGING, RIGHT?! SHE DIDN'T EVEN TELL!!"

Levi and Erwin giving her weird looks—gets ignored though.

Hanji be running to them to join the fun making Levi groan and Erwin sigh as they went back to what work they were doing earlier.

Mikasa seems to be having fun, so she just continues while Sasha is recording on her own and literally laughing to herself because she's looking at her phone and their comments were being buried.

Until she saw the snowman request which was Armin's.

And she was now glaring at Sasha while she laughs it off.

Ignores it and sings it anyway (it's f!#$ing ✨i m m a c u l a t e✨)

So let's list down the songs Mikasa sang

- Dangerous Woman - Take me home (the Bebe Rexha one) - Lover (Taylor Swift duhh) - Willow (I can't help but think of T.S songs lol) - Play Date (Melanie!!!!) - Kings and Queens - Hallucinate - God is a woman - Positions - Driver's License - Snowman (Armin requested this!) - 34 + 35 - Imagine - Love story - Me! - Stuck with u - Blank Space - Can we kiss forever? - In the name of love - Ready for it - Break up with your girlfriend - 7 rings - Dancing with a stranger (sam smith omfg) - Without me - Wildest dreams (Most of the songs are literally Taylor Swift or Ariana Grande lmaooo)

Moment of truth: Everyone was staring at Eren like: 👀  who seem to be let's say... impressed (or something more than that but you get the point)

So when the livestream was over everyone (who didn’t know) was like 😳😳 "She could sing—I didn't know that...

When Mikasa ended her live, they both got out of the recording studio and went inside the room where everyone was, she was now getting lots of shocked looks which made her go like 😳 "Y-you guys—"

And Hanji (no I didn't forget she was with them) beamed at her and was like, "Mhm! You didn't tell us you could sing!"

Mikasa was then blushing like mad and looked at Sasha who smiled sheepishly and went on her way to the kitchen.

Jean was trying to keep his inner peace and not go all like, "AKNCJDSNJNABSJ" (ofc he fails and he left the place)

The people who knew, are just stiffling their laughters right now because (manisfesting EreMika) Eren is literally looking at her with a 'how come I do not know about this?' look and glanced at Armin.

Armin just grinned and shrugged.

Mikasa then left the room to go to the kitchen—maybe to scold Sasha or something—because SHE clearly didn't expect this.

She only has an idea that Armin, Connie, Zeke, Annie and Sasha knew about her ✨talent✨ in singing.

She went to the kitchen for some iced tea and glared at Sasha who grinned while eating her favorite chips, PRINGLESSSS (can I have some too?)

She just sighed and continued.

To be honest she had fun with it and decided she should do more of these when she's free of work (because everyone now knows so there's no turning back now)

In the future, she'll probably do more of those live singing or cover song vids. (She clearly loves singing and it relieves herself when stressed— and so she won't get bored and stop all her videos about how she's so bored asf lmaoo)

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A/N: And that's the headcanon!

Another disappoint one I believe.

I was like, why not make her do a livestream on YT where she sings for like an hour or smth

*adds a subtle EreMika bcs it's my OTP*

She now has an addition to her channel which is cover songs lol (assistant/manager is Sasha duh)

[jeanbeaux]

(nsfw link incoming) OKAY but who do you think would do this ????? growing insane and impatient with the slow kisses and teasing so they guide your head back to take them in whole

I’m getting eren vibes hnnnggggggg

oh my god im literally screaming rn help this was so hot dhskdidnrge

must be a jaeger brother move bc this is giving me eren and zeke vibes FR

also getou …. just something about the way he held her head without being violent just screams getou,,,,,

n’ also…..fuck, i think suna, aizawa, too,,, i just , im literally short circuiting rn HELP

[hajimine]

dear hottie lex :D ㅡ it is, in fact, me again 😫👍🏼 let me tell u about the presentation 😐 a classmate of mine had the exact same quote i planned on using (which i still plan on using lmao) but like we never talked or sum and her turn with the presentation was right before me and our concepts were kinda similar, so i'm slightly concerned that people are gonna think i copied her?? 😀 anyways we had 8 mins left and literally RIGHT BEFORE IT WAS MY TURN my teacher goes "i have to leave earlier today..." and i was like bruh r u kidding me 🤡 i was SO READY PLS i usually hate presentations but i was even excited :// now i have to do it on thursday 🙄✋🏼 anyways i still have that one assignment due later today, a mindmap of the things we did in the last weeks like I DONT REMEMBER OR UNDERSTAND A THING 😻👍🏼 how great life is isnt it 🤲🏻 anyways is it legal to throw a chair or sum at your teacher?? bc that one teacher 😀😀😀😀 WHY AM I ONLY TALKING ABOUT SCHOOL PLSHSJS MY ASS IS SO ANNOYING 😫 anyway lemme grab some water rq, i hope u do too 😌 i honestly just had to rant a little im so sorry 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️ i hope you've had a great day so far though!! and if you didn't drink some water, please go n get some soon 😌🤲🏻 and don't forget to eat too!! imma finish that episode and then try n do that assignment 🙄 kith kith for u hottie mwah feel hugged <3 ㅡ best regards, 🐉 anon

my dearest 🐉 anon,

oh worm i hope the teacher’s not gonna think u copied her 👩‍🦯 esp bc youre doing it on a later date </3 but goodluck for thursday!! you’re gonna ace it i know it in my heart 🙇🏻‍♀️ JEHSIAJ did u finish the mindmap yet? 😭 i get what u mean bye i cant even retain memory properly anymore ajshjsns it’s so bad 🥲 ok pls don’t throw a chair at your teacher u can just bite them instead (/j !!!) WAIT ok very short story but back in hs one of my friends was the type to get into fights a lot and he threw a table at my other classmate once🧎🏻‍♀️he broke it and had to pay double + he got suspended BYE (i promise im not a troublemaker ajhsjabs im not involved in my friend’s shenanigans 👹) anyways- dw abt it!! i get how frustrating school can be so you’re always welcome to scream at me about your teachers etc 😁🙏🏼 also i finally watched the new aot episode and young zeke looks tasty 🥸 i still dont like him tho he has committed way too many sins bye </3 my day has been pretty okay,, i took a nap bc uni was giving me a headache but other than that it’s pretty chill,, i did a lot of things today tho so that felt realy good >:)) it’s almost 12am but i still have some notes i wanna write but i’ll go grab some water rn 🚶🏻‍♂️i hope u have a wonderful rest of your day babes!! goodluck on all your hw mwah !! here’s me hugging u back 🫂 (sidenote that emoji is so detailed idk how to feel abt that but uh moving on) remember to not overwork yourself and get some rest if youre tired 🤎

with love,

lex 😻

[ocular-intercourse]

👀👀👀 there's only 25 questions 👀👀👀

i think i know what this means 😂🙏🏻

Meanest VS Kindest

meanest is definitely asher, though under normal circumstances he would not make use of it quite as often as he does rn, but even then he is kinda bred to be mean, that’s the rich kid gene, but also his father’s influence

kindest is teddy, without a doubt, i was for a second considering noor because they are actively doing more kind things, working on bettering the life for their subjects, but the prince is definitely more capable of being unkind for the sake of something bigger than ted would ever be (also they are spoiled and tend to kinda unintentionally put their needs before others in their private life)

Tallest VS Shortest

gyo the absolute beast of a man that’s them primordial genes, the shortest is ace

Most humble VS Most arrogant

hmm i think devin might be the most humble, it’s kinda pathological, a result of his low self-confidence, social anxiety and all, asher’ll be like screaming at him about how talented he is but that kinda does not sink in, but even with the things he can accept being good at in he is not the person to brag about it, he was raised to be polite and humble i guess

ah that’s a little hard it’s outwardly appereance vs inwardly feelings and they never match up, asher definitely is arrogant, but he is also very aware that anything that people admire about him and his skills is just a result of privilege and money and people wanting to crawl up his ass, so he’s like, yeah i’m fucking good at this but that doesn’t mean shit i had like 20 tutors since i was a toddler anyone could do this with my resources

finn is probably the most outwardly boasting about stuff he is arrogant about, but also the most fickle, you just gotta poke the wrong spot and he’s crumbling

gyo kinda has to be arrogant, it’s his job, it’s part of the whole ‘you can’t touch this just try and harm the empire you’re not getting past me’ deal, but he is also inwardly very aware of his limitations and what is realistically possible for him and what isn’t, he just can’t show it to leave openings for his opponents 

i can’t decide 🤷🏻‍♂️

Coldest VS Most emotional

oh boy, god seriously the more i think about these questions the more i realize that my boys all just put up a front all the time whelp

ace has trained himself to seem colder than he actually is, but gyo is probably better at actually shutting his emotions down to get where he needs to be so i’ll go with him

finn is the most emotional he just puts it all out there i don’t think he could hide it if he wanted to he’s an open book really he’s even a terrible liar

Most chaste VS Most lustful

i had the impuls to say ace but i feel like asexuality and being chaste kinda cancels each other out, like you actually need to be sexually active and attracted to other people to be able to be considered chaste? like it kinda has to do with surpressing things? and if i follow that logic it fits asher way more, though he is also not really chaste, just prude, but still more than any of the others

teddy is the most lustful which is always very fun cause it’s unexpected, maybe he got a little messed up along the way but physical affection is just his biggest love language he needs to be shown that he is wanted to be happy and he needs to be shown often and thats the same way he tends to express his feelings for his s.o. (which is a huge problem between him and zeke oof), but also outside of a relationship he tends to get his self-worth reaffirmed through sexual encounters

Most serious VS Silliest

gyo is the most serious, might also be another work trait, asher also currently has little space for silliness in his life but that’s just cirumstancial, ace is by far the silliest, straight faced maybe, but he loves to irritate and amuse people

“Sleep is for the weak!” VS “Sleep for a week”

asher is the ‘sleep is for the weak’ man, though he sure’d like to sleep more, his body just does not want him to, at some point he’s just, god fuck fine more time to be productive i guess, teddy could sleep for a week

Happiest VS Saddest

GOD fuck, what a question, which one of my sad boys is the saddest boy? asher is the saddest, noor is the happiest

Darkest backstory VS Lightest Backstory

hasghj please, gyo has the darkest backstory, devin has the lightest

Biggest eater VS Lightest eater

hmmm finn has a crazy fast metabolism so he just needs to eat constantly to keep his mass it actually drives him crazy he’d much rather be able to bulk up properly, asher is the lightest eater, though a lot of that is also circumstantial, he’d be eating more if he wasn’t going through things, but still probably less than all the others, i’ll count gyo out cause he actually does not have to eat technically, so he doesn’t always, teddy is also a fickle eater with his eating disorder, but he’s being healthy atm

Most ticklish VS Cruellest tickler

never thought about it, asher is the most ticklish under regular circumstances, his meds make him a little numb, ace would be the cruellest tickler

Brainiest VS Brawniest

despite discrediting himself constantly by saying ‘i had all the help money can buy it does not count’ asher is still the brainiest, straight a student, speaks multiple languages, can play multiple instruments, is juggling two degrees and a mental breakdown etc etc excelling in all of it (especially the break down) i guess he could be considered gifted but he’d refuse to accept that denotation, he’s diligent at best, and was not allowed to function any other way, in his mind it’s really not that impressive he had no other choice and who knows how many people just praise him unfounded to please him/his father

gyo is the brawniest, no question, not all brawn no brains you need both to get where he is but his martial might is literally legendary

Most forgiving VS Most grudgeful

teddy is the most forgiving, not necessarily always because the person deserves it, but because he just wants them to deserve it, he just wants to believe people are good and have good intentions, finn is the most grudgeful (his father is a special exception i suppose) he still hasn’t forgiven kitty for killing herself after what.. 10 years or so? to a point of major detriment to his own life by giving a wide berth to anything that reminds him of her which is a lot of the things he loves/loved

Physical vices (drugs, sex, alcohol) VS Spiritual vices (Lust, wrath, envy)

god i kinda just wanna put finn on both ends of that question, he seriously is the most susceptible to vices in general regardless of physical or spiritual, and he knows, and he’s trying to be better (good thing he knows terrible examples about drugs and alcohol both so he’s pretty good at staying away from those at least)

Optimistic VS Pessimistic

teddy and noor share the optimistic spot, teddy generally believes more in the good in the world and that things will be good, noor is more active about it, their mindset is more of the ‘things might be bad but i WILL change them i don’t care who tells me i can’t’ variant, asher is the most pessimistic, but once again i feel it’s not fair to call him out on that it’s not actually in his character it’s, again, his circumstances, but i’m not sure there’s gonna be a lot of space for optimism left in his life after everything anyways so i guess it’s really him

Most secretive VS Most open

gyo is the most secretive, ace too to an extend and asher certainly has his big secret, but gyo just wont tell you a thing, you’ll hardly get him to talk at all, especially about personal subjects, devin might be the most open, teddy is all trusting and optimistic but he’s been burned often enough to know to keep some things to himself, devin is a little more oblivious to that, or maybe it’s not really that, it’s not naivite, it’s him just believing that it is the best to put everything out there so there is no space for misunderstandings

Judges a book by its cover VS Judges mostly by personality

none of my characters are overly superficial it’s hard to say if anyone of them would judge based on appereance, i want to say it’s probably noor, but it’s not really about looks, it’s more that they tend to stick to first impressions a lot, when they have an image of a person in their mind they have a hard time seeing anything but that, and get confused often when they get blindsided by traits that do not fit the idea they have of that person, finn definitely judges the most by personality, he tends to be hypervigilant around people, probing their emotional state, checking that everything is okay, it’s that classic abuse survivor habit, always making sure everything is alright and there’s no hidden threat

Best singer VS Tone deaf

finn is the best singer by far, he’s good he’s really really good but it’s one of these things he’s connected to kitty so that’s not always easy for him, noor is absolutely tone deaf it’s awful they are not insecure about a lot of things but only people they trust will ever hear them sing cause they know they won’t judge them too much

Cast iron stomach VS Most squeamish

ace can and will eat anything, he grew up in a shitty situation where they did not always have access to proper food so he’s not picky about quality or freshness, food is always a little complicated for teddy cause he has to train himself to eat regularly, on top of that he will not eat just anything, he is a vegetarian but also the kind of person that was a picky eater growing up and is holding on to some dislikes that probably only exist in his head at this point, it’s about the consistency of eggs for example, or certain combinations he’ll just not eat or even try, finns body can’t handle histamies super well so he has to be careful too, raw tomatoes even give him allergic reactions, but all of that is less about him being squeamish, he’s more the try anything once kind of person

Shows most skin VS Covers up most

i’d say it’s a cross between finn and noor for most skin, finn just enjoys being mostly uncovered, noor just likes the look of revealing clothing, asher is definitely famously the one to cover up the most, maybe that’s also a weird defense mechanism but mostly he’s just been brought up in a rather conservative household and that notion stuck

Most religious VS Most atheistic

none of them are really religious, in a ‘greek gods do exist’ kind of setting that’s a weird thing to be anyways?? is it still religious when you know gods exists/you are part god lol?? noor also exists in a setting where they, as in the leaders of the empire, are considered to have divine right to rule and are basically worshipped themselves plus i have not yet figured out in what way religion and a pantheon even exists in their world, gyo most definitely worships noor in a way but lets not go there, asher is by no means religious, but he enjoys the, uhm, quiet contemplation and prudence i guess? the sense of reverence and tradition, he likes the idea of believing in a guiding power, but he does not believe himself (he’d have a bone to pick with god if he did), he does however go to church with his family not only for outward appereance there is in some weird way something calming he takes from that (the congregation is not conservative in the gay hating way so that helps), i think gyo might actually be the most atheistic, even when confronted with god-like beings he’s more like ‘you can’t do shit i pick my own destiny and i’ll fight you if i have to’, he can’t take them seriously and he sure as hell does not consider them superior in any way (tbf the glimpse he gets at their world makes that very easy he basically just brawls his way out of hell and everybody there is like ??? help ??)

Biggest reader VS Hasn’t touched a book in 3 years

asher is the biggest reader, he’ll read non-stop if you let him it’s such a good way to get out of his head, so it’s a bit of an compulsive habit, teddy definitely hasn’t touched a book.. in basically ever, it’s the dyslexia it’s really not his favorite thing to do it’s exhausting and frustrating, but he’d probably go for audio books every now and then, it’s similar for ace but he has more patience to chew his way through a book

Best at self-care VS Most self-destructive

oh boy, noor is the very best at self-care, cause they are always so well cared for? they were raised in an environment where everyone always made sure they were happy and comfortable, so they themselves value these things a lot and go searching for them even if nobody offers them from the outside, asher is by far the most destructive, he’s the last priority on his list the only reason he is still alive (if you want to call it that) is to shield other people, so self-care seems utterly pointless at this point, the one thing he does still do is grooming but for him that’s more just a part of functioning than anything that has to do with making himself feel better

Most flirtatious VS Most modest

under different circumstances asher would be the most flirtatious, and he still is sometimes when the situation calls for it, but just ignoring all the trauma and everything, just looking at the person he used to be/will maybe be again, he just likes schmoozing and dazzling people, making them feel welcome and appreciated, he’s oozing charme all over the place (to be fair none of this is sexual/romantic in any way, it’s more just his base socializing mode) to a point where he gets in trouble cause he not only leads people on unintentionally but also drives devin into jealous fits, it’s really hard to figure out who’s the most modest actually, gyo is a brick wall but sometimes social events require friendly mingling and he is very much able to, you know, for the sake of the empire, but he’s usually calm and collected and unapproachable, ace on the other hand never ever tries to attract other people, but on the contrary to gyo his wall is hidden, he does not let people close, but let’s them believe differently, and  sometimes has a bit of a mischievous behaviour about him that could be seen as flirtatious in some ways

Most outdoorsy VS Most indoorsy

teddy is by nature (ha) the most outdoorsy, it’s his domain, he’s truly at home surrounded by plants and animals, devin is the most indoorsy, locked behind his computer/tv most of the time, ace is a close second but he does get out more, training or hanging out in the streets