#nygma x gordon x cobblepot x zsasz

[i-smoke-chapstick]

Just dug up some Gotham alignment charts I made years ago…

[sunflowerrosewood]

He Has a Nightmare HC~ Gotham Boys

Author's Note: Since my other account @cheekyredwillow got deleted. I am adding some of my favorite fanfictions to this account and revamping this one with new ones. I hope to make an actual list of fandoms I am still a fan of! NO requests for the time being.

Warnings: cursing, mentions of killing, nothing too graphic.

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Jim Gordon 

~Jim has dealt with so much shit

~Between going after villains to dealing with the PD

~So when you two fell asleep one night

~He had a nightmare you were killed by multiple Gotham villains

~You don't notice he has a nightmare until you feel cold

~When Jim is sitting in the kitchen nursing something to drink

~But not facing the bedroom

~You have to come up from behind

~And hug him tight

~He will probably jump 

~But he melts in your embrace 

~He wont tell you want happened

~But he will allow to be vulnerable 

~And allow you to just mumble in a sleepy voice all the reasons you love him

Edward Nygma

~Edward didn't have nightmares often

~But seemed to have them after being in Arkham

~Then escaping to home

~You would only know when you heard him arguing with himself

~That he shouldn't wake you up

~That this makes him useless

~As you could hear him mutter these things

~Pull him down to the bed

~So you can cuddle into him

~And promise that you'll always be there

~Both sides will melt

~And he'll tell you about the nightmare 

~So you'll understand his pain

Oswald Cobblepot 

~Oswald had nightmares often

~And you usually knew

~The reason is that he talked in his sleep and would hold onto you tight

~You would feel his hands tighten

~And whimpers fall out of his lips

~You’ll probably have to wake him up

~Just to let him know that he is not alone

~He will be sweaty and his heart racing

~But as long as you kiss his lips

~And squeeze his hand

~Oswald will calm down

~Go get a washcloth to help him cool off

~And intertwine your hands before you fall back asleep

Jonathan Crane

~Nightmares plague his head all the time

~And it isn’t because it is his fault

~It usually has to do with his father

~And another person that you will know when he wakes up

~Because he gets as far away from you

~He is shaking in fear 

~It’s usually when he does not consume himself in fear

~But appears in his nightmare

~Allow him to slowly calm down on his own

~He’ll immediately climb back into bed 

~Because he needs to feel you by his side

~Usually he falls asleep slowly after

Jervis Tech

~Jervis usually has nightmares that his Alice runs away

~You ran away because he harms you

~Jervis is one of the ones who will wake you up

~Just to make sure you are real

~And still loves him

~Before you get tired again, you’ll notice the fear in his eyes

~Whisper to him how much you love him

~And kiss his cheek 

~Before cuddling into his chest which calms him down

Victor Zsasz

~Victor wont show he has nightmares 

~You usually know when you wake up

~And he’s sitting in the shared bathroom just staring

~No emotions are shown

~But you know what is going on

~So you’ll have to go in

~And kneel where you look up at him

~He won't say anything

~He’ll just pull you into his lap

~And holds you tight 

~Just the silent of the night is going to be heard

~Victor will pick you up and bring you back to bed

~Usually it takes just that before the two of you fall asleep

~Victor will probably mention his nightmare later on in the week

~When he is ready

Jeremiah Valeska

~Even after the spray, Jeremiah still gets nightmares

~It happens to be about him almost killing you

~And he’ll wake up to you being sound asleep

~He’ll touch your arm

~And sigh 

~Usually you know something happened because he’ll be in the lab

~Bent over

~And probably throwing things in anger

~When you ask him what’s wrong

~You’ll see the anger turn to worry

~An emotion you do not see often

~And Jeremiah will walk over to you to hold you tight

~Demanding you wont leave him

~Even though you never thought that way

~It’s feeling you near him that causes him to want to go back to bed with you

Jerome Valeska

~Jerome did not have nightmares too often

~He was awake in the middle of the night usually

~But when he did fall asleep and had nightmares

~He was similar to Oswald by holding you tighter against him

~But you would still be asleep 

~Until you feel him kissing your face and neck while rubbing your hip

~When you slowly wake up, Jerome will kiss you lips and grin

~Usually you wouldn’t ask much

~Until you watch his grin falter

~That’s when you touch his face

~And kiss him softly till Jerome makes you fall back into his chest

~Once the two of you hit the bed, he’ll still be rubbing your arms or hips

~But you’ll hear him yawn

~He falls asleep pretty quick

[gilverrwrites]

My horny ass has been watching Gotham again.

A-Z Gotham Men* and how they fuck you.

*like 75% of Gotham men: Alfred, Bullock, Butch, Ed/The Riddler, Jerome, Jervis, Jim, Lucius, Maroni, Penguin, and Zsasz 🖤

18+ MINORS DNI

Almost everything Alfred does is practiced, and purposeful and despite all his training, he’s still rough around the edges. But when he looks into your eyes, when he hears his name on your lips, all of that hardness and posturing dissipates. He tries to praise you but it comes out all muddled and breathless. So he worships your body as best he can, gently brushing your most sensitive parts with strong calloused hands, rocking your bodies together until you’re as lost as he is. Sometimes he does it with those white cotton gloves still on, and he neglects to clean them for days after because he can still smell you on them.

Bullock talks a big game, but he’s not the man he used to be. Still, what he lacks in youth, he makes up for in enthusiasm. Swollen lips kiss and suck at you, wherever he can find, his scruffy facial hair leaving beard rash on all his favourite parts. Firm, clammy hands pull and grope and guide your body, showing you how he likes it done. “Oh yeah, ooooh yeah, baby.” He pants between ragged breaths and clenched teeth, “Feels so fucking good baby, just like that.” When he’s done he wipes you down with a wet cloth and a cheeky grin, offering to buy you a drink he’s needed since you started.

Butch is big and sturdy and such a good boy. Butch is happy to say whatever you want to hear, to do whatever you want him to do, for you to use his body however you need to get off. “Anything for you Ma’.” He gets high on the scent of you, whimpers when you touch his cock, and eagerly licks up any mess he’s made, whenever, and wherever you allow him to. He’s at your service, just tell him what to do, so long as you shower him with your praise and adoration when you’re done. He especially loves it when you run your fingers through his hair, and plant your kisses behind his ears.

Ed is curious and attentive. His voice is shaky as he asks “Is this okay?” “Does that feel good?” “Is all this because of me?” His long fingers tentatively exploring every inch of you, in and out, memorising every jerk of your body, retaining every noise you make. He refuses to cum until you’re ready, until you’re fully entwined and engrossed in each other.

But The Riddler knows you’re needy. The Riddler takes advantage of that desperation, because it makes you dumb and mailable. He uses your body for his pleasure, he knows where to twist and pull to make your walls wet and tight around him. When you try to speak, he shushes you, cups your cheeks in gloved hands and coos; “I know, I know. Don’t speak. Just take it.”

Jerome is unpredictable. Some nights he’s a tease, making you beg and plead for your own defilement. It’s an act, entertainment, and you’re his favourite performer. When you’re good to him, he’s good to you, but when you’re bad, he’s really really bad. But it’s hard to be good, because he likes to move the goalpost whenever he senses you getting comfortable.

On other nights he’s clingy, and dutiful. He uses you to keep his cock warm, cradling you, swaying your bodies back and forth, inching himself deeper and deeper inside of you, and laughing into the crook of your neck.

Jervis is composed, and poised. He rolls his sleeves up and lets his hat sit askew while you ride him. Likes to watch the way you wither and pant, your eyes grow more and more vacant each time you work his cock deeper into your burning core. Likes to whisper and woo you with his sweet nothings. “Aren’t you a treasure? Fucking yourself for my pleasure?” It’s such a thrill to watch you come undone for him, especially when you’ll unravel yourself willingly.

As to be expected, Jim is the vanilla type. The quiet type, the strong and sturdy type. He makes love to you like it’s his duty, holding you down in missionary or the mating press as he hammers into you in powerful, uniform thrusts into your both coming undone, your name escaping his lips in an atypically soft whisper when he finishes deep inside you. What’s less expected is his oral fixation. Jim likes to relieve his stress by loosing himself between your legs, by licking and sucking and biting all the parts that make you flinch. He likes to know he’s left his mark on you, even if it’s confined to the places only he can lay his eyes on.

Lucius is like the cat that got the cream, grinning the whole time, every time. No matter the place or position, he peppers your skin with kisses, the curl of his lips evident with each press of his open mouth. He likes it slow and deep. Holds your feet over his shoulders and sink in until you can both feel his tip press against your cervix. Tell him how good that feels, smile back at him and he’s a goner. He likes to finish in your mouth, likes to watch the way your body perks when his cock twitches against your tongue, the way your expression softens, and your lids grow heavy when his thick, warm cum hits the back of your throat. You can barely roll over to grab the tissue before he’s on you again, ready to assault you with yet another round of smile-laden kisses.

Maroni likes a show, likes to be entertained, likes to know he makes you feel good without barely lifting a finger, he’s just that good, you know? So he lets you grind against him, or lets you ride him, nice and slow. He might play with your nipples when he wants you to make those pretty little noises, or press your tongue down with his think fingers when he wants you to be quiet. After you’ve found your release he holds your hips in a vice-like grip as he bucks up into you, deceptively fast for a big guy, until he unloads wherever he sees fit.

Penguin fucks you in a frenzy, high on your body, using you like every time is the first and last chance he’ll get. He ruts into you in short, sharp movements. He likes to see you on your knees, worshipping at his feet, taking him in whatever hole he pleases. He likes to rub his cock on your face, likes to mark you with his musk. When he speaks, it’s between shallow, harsh breaths, he begs demands that you call out his name, again, and again, louder and louder, ensuring everyone knows you belong to the King of Gotham.

Zsasz doesn’t care about your pleasure or comfort. In fact, it’s your pain that gets him off. Zsasz will fuck you dry so he can watch you flinch. He pinches, and wrenches, and grabs you like a ragdoll. He enjoys choking you until your neck is bruised and swollen, until you're crying deliciously salty tears that he loves to lick up. He likes to cut you on those fleshy, tender parts, likes to see your deep red blood on his pale hands. He loves to fuck you until you’re shaking, until you’re sore and overstimulated and begging him to stop.

[raphinaloveschaos]

The City Is Poisoned. (Season 1)

A Gotham!Victor Zsasz X Fem!Cobblepot!Reader fanfic from s1 to s5.

Summary: After the death of Thomas and Martha Wayne, the city is about to never be the same again. Everybody knows that. Even being the loved younger sister of Oswald Cobblepot, you don't always know what your brother is up to, and your curiosity might get you to the most dirty and obscure parts of the city. A new kind of crazy people seems to be rising in Gotham, and you might get dragged into the whole mess without even noticing.

TW.: everything you see in the tv show but a little more explicit and detailed sometimes. +18.

CHAPTERS :

[ 1 ] [ 2 ] (COMING THIS WEEK!)

Author: I'M SO EXCITED!! love y'all!

[lexi0widow]

PLEASE be soft on me i’ve never wrote before!!

JEROME VALESKA x FEM!READER

warnings: none!! These are fluffy headcannons about whatever Jerome you wanna imagine (eg Season 1) i love him!!

Believe it or not I think Jerome is an absolute cuddler!!

Especially season 1

The poor baby suffered through his mom and cuddling is just a way for him to feel safe and let his inner child heal

Jerome will go to extreme lengths to keep you safe

Even if you can keepy yourself safe. He insists!!

Would never admit it but he loves bubble baths!

Please buy him a rubber duck!!! he needs a friend for bath time!

Hes a criminal (obviously) so dates out are extremely unlikely unless you want to get chased by Jim Gordon all night

So as a compromise to this Jerome likes to spend all his free time with you doing indoor dates

Like watching cartoons together

Or painting

He also likes to bake<3

Lowkey will post a part 2 but i’m walking into school right now

I hope you enjoyed my loves 🫶🏻🫶🏻

[shyjusticewarrior]

Gotham Incorrect Quotes Pt 104

Ed: Fight me!

Oswald, standing behind him & holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.

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Oswald: I am at a loss for words!

[...]

Victor: Despite being loss for words, Penguin yelled at me for forty-five minutes.

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Jim: You look like...

Barbara: What? I look like a what?

Tabitha: You look like a hooker.

Barbara: You think?

Jim: That's not a compliment, Barbara.

Barbara: From Tabitha? Totally is.

Tabitha: Hookers are hot.

Barbara: See?

[malereader-inserts]

let us live, for we must die.

Fandom: Gotham Pairing: Oswald Cobblepot x Male!Reader Summary: you only had minutes left Word Count: 1,358

What a fucking mess was you can think as you look down at yourself. Your shirt was fucking ruined. There's no way the stains will ever come out.  

As if you would care - you're too familiar with blood anyway. Then again, this was different, this time it was your blood. You wish you could kid yourself into thinking you'll be throwing another shirt out, but you know full well with the amount of blood seeping out of you that this was the shirt you were dying in.

You'd hope you'd go out in nicer clothes, but it seems like God had other plans for you. You wish you were a better person, but trouble comes finding you and you seek out trouble - it was a complicated relationship.

Complicated relationship? You know of another relationship dear to you.

Oswald.

You groaned as tried to sit up, hastily fishing out your phone in your pocket. You ignored your hands, shaky and covered in blood from when you tried blocking it from rushing out of the gaping wound in your abdomen, foolish enough to think you could make it out.

You blinked a few times, when did you get so dizzy? Is this what it feels like? All those innocent people who died because of Gotham's villains felt like this before dying? You heaved a heavy breath, you've been injured so many times before, you know how to calm yourself down in times like this.

Once your vision returned momentarily, your shaky hands hover over your phone screen. It takes you two attempts at your password before it unlocks, and you were straight to recent calls.

Oswald is fourth on the list, after the two detectives and Zsasz. You coughed out a chuckle, Oswald is fourth? He was so much more than a fourth-place spot.

You manage to hit his name, smearing your screen with blood before placing the phone near your ear. With that out of the way, you slowly drag yourself onto a lying position, your non-dominate hand landing back on the wound. It won't do much, but it gives you peace of mind.

The ringing takes a little longer than usual, ultimately, you like to think that Oswald cared about you. But, you know Oswald is usually busy, if he doesn't pick up then he'll call you back within the hour.

Pick up Oz.

Finally, the call is picked up, it felt like a lifetime and in those mere seconds you realise dying is so much better when you're not alone.

"(Y/n), dear?" Oswald's voice rang through, you smile to yourself, relaxing under his voice, "Aren't you busy? I thought you were out on a case with Gordon and Bullock?"

God, you just wish he was there. You wished your goodbye wasn't some phone call with shitty reception and even shittier timing. Because you hadn’t thought to say goodbye sooner, and now you have minutes at most. Because maybe you had this coming.

"Yeah, found a dead end so we're back to the drawing board," You lied, and you felt dirty - why are you lying to him in your last moments? Couldn't you just let your guard down for once? "Thought I would check up on you before I get pulled away."

"Oh," Oswald hums, and you can hear him smile, "I'm alright, Zsasz is out at the moment, you know with stuff."

"Yeah, stuff."

That's how your relationship was, complicated, not telling each other the full story because you two were on opposite sides, you weren't supposed to be his companion and yours his. You don't use him for information and he doesn't do the same back. Perhaps, the relationship wasn't that complicated.

"Found anything of Nygma?" You ask eventually, out of curiosity, might as well get all the information before you die.

"No, manage to hide again, I was hoping you could point me in his direction," There was a tease in his voice, and you can't help but chuckle.

You cough, moan then adjust your position, "Sorry, I can't help, Jim doesn't tell me anything about stuff like that."

"Worth a shot," Oswald says, you can imagine the little man shrugs his shoulders. You can hear soft banging on his end, you know that it was him with a cane moving, "Are you okay? I did hear you moan, and not the good kind."

"I'm okay," Liar. "Sparring with Zsasz is rough, I have a few bruises here and there." Half lie.

"Maybe ask if you can get the rest of the night off while it's still young?" Oswald suggested, his voice laced with worry. You closed your eyes, knowing full well if he knew what state you are in - it would be more than worry within his words, "Or, just go home without asking. I could spend more time with you - it feels like a long time ago when we spent a full night together."

"Yeah, that'll be nice."

Your vision starts going black around the edges, and your hand feels numb in its grip around the phone. You consider passing out, but Oswald’s talking again, and there's no way you're missing that.

"Just us two, no distractions."

A wave of dizziness hits you and the black spots in your vision return. This is it, you know it, but why are you still clinging on? That's right, you haven't really said your final words, meaningful words to a person you care for.

"Hey, Oz," You softly speak, a cough managed to escape, "I was just wondering, you know I love you right?"

"Of course I do," Oswald snaps, though his tone is different with you when he snaps. He has the slight undertone of 'why would you doubt me?', "Why did this come up?"

"Curiosity, I know I haven't been the best with emotions and speaking about it, but I'm glad you know that I love you. That you mean the world to me, you know? We've been busy with a lot of stuff, we barely see each other, so I had to make sure."

"You're rambling."

Right. It was the panic that set in as you close your eyes, you know you're crying but you can't let Oswald know that. You sucked up a big breath, trying not to choke on your tears or blood for that matter.

"Sorry."

"Tell me all about it when you come home later, okay?" Oswald's voice returns to soft and caring, "I don't want to hold you up in your little detective cases."

"Right, yeah, I'll see you soon, I love you."

"And I love you too."

You hear the beep of the phone call ending, and you lie there still as your phone drops from the non-existent grip. You felt the panic wash away with a sense of peace.

You breathe out your last breath, a soft smile planted on your face with the thought that Oswald loves you.

It was the dead of the night and you still had not returned home. Oswald considered coming to your work but only stopped himself to respect your boundaries.

Oswald does not expect Jim by himself at the front door. His face is a mask of sorrow and whatever it is, Oswald doesn’t want to hear it.

“I’m so sorry."

But, Oswald can’t hear him. His mind’s replying to their last conversation, with your coughing and adverting the topic of calling it a night, and he should have known. Should’ve kept you on the phone, gone to you, anything.

"I almost didn't pick it up," Oswald managed to utter, Jim tiling his head before continuing, "He called me while… while he was—injured. While he was dying, and I almost didn’t pick up.”

Now, he sees it, replaying your final words. You used your last energy to talk to him rather than calling for help.

"He used his last minutes with me."

"He loved you, Oswald, he made sure he said it before he died."

There was a stabbing pain in Oswald's chest, it felt like his world was falling apart. Oswald swallowed his grief for a mere moment as he grips his cane tighter.

"Who killed him?"

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

𝐿𝒾𝓉𝓉𝓁𝑒 𝑀𝒾𝓈𝓈 𝒮𝓉𝓇𝒶𝓃𝑔𝑒𝓇

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/KN4F1lM by HayleyLuna "It's like a circus full of psycho's"   Y/n gets transported into her favourite show "Gotham" What happens when Y/n's favorite series of Gotham characters fall under an obsession with her?   |Yandere Various Gotham x Fem!Reader| ( Platonic and romantic yandere x Fem Reader ) Words: 570, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Gotham (TV) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Categories: F/M, Multi Characters: Jerome Valeska, Jim Gordon, You, Reader, Barbara Kean, Oswald Cobblepot, Edward Nygma, Sarah Essen, Jeremiah Valeska, Batman, Victor Zsasz, Selina Kyle, Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth Relationships: Jerome Valeska/Original Female Character(s), Jeremiah Valeska/Reader Additional Tags: TV Show, Gotham City Police Department, Gotham City - Freeform, Yandere, Yandere Characters read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/KN4F1lM

[fanfic-the-wish-your-heart-makes]

My Gotham Masterlist 🖤💜💙💚

General Gotham

Content with pairings (not always necessarily romantic):

Gotham Ships (not my main thing)

Jim Gordon 💙

Gobblepot x Reader (Jim Gordon x Oswald Cobblepot x Reader) 💙💜)

Harvey Bullock🤎🤍

Barbara Kean 🖤💖

Oswald Cobblepot 🐧🖤💜

Nygmobblepot (Edward Nygma x Oswald Cobblepot x Reader) 💜💚

Edward Nygma & the Riddler 💚

Nathaniel Barnes

Victor Zsasz

Lee Thompkins👩‍⚕️🖤

Alfred Pennyworth

Ivy Pepper ☘️

Lucius Fox

Jerome Valeska

Bruce Wayne 🦇

Selina Kyle 🐈

Fish Mooney💋🧡

[it-happened-once-in-a-meme]

Gotham Incorrect Quotes (Includes Longer Ones) Masterlist

Height Difference Incorrect Quote (Oswald, Edward, Harvey, Jonathan Crane, Zsasz, Barbara, Lee, Selina)

Gotham Characters React to Twitter Renaming to X (Incorrect Quote with Edward Nygma x Oswald Cobblepot, Bruce Wayne & Selina Kyle, Barbara Kean x Tabitha Galavan, and Jim Gordon & Harvey Bullock) 🐦😂

Oswald's Drunk Prank on Ed Through a Commercial 😂 (Nygmobblepot Crack Treated Seriously, Hurt/Comfort-y Photoedit 😭) — aka How an Ad for Erectile Dysfunction Brought them Closer Together

Romantic Valentine's Day Date for Partners in Crime 💞🗡 (Nygmobblepot & Babitha)

Nygmobblepot Miscommunication with FTM Trans Edward Nygma

Gotham Pick-Up Lines (Valentine Cards for Jim, Edward, Nathaniel Barnes & uhm IsabellA) 💌😂

Missing Mayor Cobblepot Conspiracy Theories+Nygmobblepot Photoedit (Inspired by the Kate Middleton theories in 2024)

Nygmobblepot Fighting Transphobia ☺️🔪

Nygmobblepot Edward Nygma's Philosophic Chess Thoughts ♟️😉

Edward Nygma's Denial About Being Obsessed with Oswald Cobblepot

"Fuck Oswald Cobblepot" and "Fuck Jim Gordon" Clubs

Lee Thompkins Insulting Edward Nygma (Comparing Him to Dorian Gray)

Fairy vs. Walrus with Gotham Fox Characters 🧚‍♀️😂

Modern AU Nygmobblepot, Ivy Pepper & Selina Kyle on April Fool's Tumblr (Incorrect Quote) 🐾😽😂

Gotham Season 1/2/...? Gobblepot Summed Up

Edward Nygma in Nygmobblepot Denial in Season 4 🤫😂 (spoilers & suggestive content!)

Edward Nygma x Ides of March 😂 (Incorrect Quote with a Little Nygmobblepot)

Nygmobblepot "So many people need a hug, forehead kiss and a grilled cheese sandwich cut diagonally"

Funny Jim & Harvey Incorrect Quote

Fellas, is it gay to look at a man like this? (Nygmobblepot & Gobblepot)

Nygmobblepot friends to enemies to almost lovers

Nygmobblepot Being Mesmerized by the Other's Eyes

With What Vices the Gotham Characters Get Through the Day (Oswald, Jim, Harvey, Ed Barbara & Zsasz) - Humour

Edward Nygma Finding Out That Oswald Recklessly Adopted Puppies & the Riddler Getting Back at Oswald for Calling Him "Edward. Edward. Edward Edward Edward" 😂

Edward Nygma Coming Back from Meeting Isabella (Textpost)

Glitter Outfit!Edward Nygma Text Post 🌟

What if Edward Nygma Had a Secret Costume Like Superman? 😂

Gotham Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈 (Barbara Kean, Selina Kyle & Nygmobblepot) with a prank-loving Ed 🤫😂

Jervis Tetch Ordering Pizza for the J-Squad by Hypnosis 😆😂😜🍕feat. Harvey Bullock & Jim Gordon

Nygmobblepot Ed's Love-hate

Finale Nygmobblepot Suggestive Misunderstanding 🤭

Nygmobblepot When You Ask Him a Romantic Riddle But You're a Criminal Couple 🤭😂🥰

What if the Olympics Took Place in Gotham? 🏊‍♂️🏅😂 (Funny/Hurt/Comforty Gotham Post-Canon with Jim, Oswald, Ed & Valerie Incorrect Quote)

Nygmobblepot Gordon Ramsay Fantasy 👨‍🍳😂

Non-Jim Cops Trying to Deal with Oswald & Vice-Versa 😂

They Just Want Oswald to Top-I Mean STOP (Gobblepot vs. Nygmobblepot vs. Zsaszlepot)

Nygmobblepot: Ed's Emergency Contact 😂

Sautéing the Horrors Meme (Tw: Dark Humour)

Ed vs. Olga: The Sandwich

Edward Nygma about Modern Authentication

Nygmobblepot "Romance isn't dead but..."

Lee Thompkins & Selina Kyle Girl-to-Girl Compliment in a Bar

Years of Gotham incorrect quotes & textposts lead to...😂 (this is mainly a recommendation for an edit but I thought I'd put it in here too)

[murderbirds]

The very best

[Posted this on AO3, might as well post it here. Ship: Oswald Cobblepot X Edward Nygma, angst, hurt no comfort, pokemon AU, teen and up audiences]

"Welcome to Gotham Region, listeners! Today we will be speaking about our newest champion and head of the elite four, Oswald Cobblepot! Who is this man? Where did he come from? Oswald was born and raised right here in our beloved region by his single mother, a humble cook from Narrow City. Since they didn't have a lot of money, Oswald started working from a very young age as a delivery boy for one of the previous members of the elite four, Fish Mooney, who also gifted him his first pokemon, a bashful little female piplup meant to be a mockery of the man's appearance, however, our beloved trainer did not let that get to him, instead treating his partner with the love and respect she deserves until she became a powerful empoleon. Through his bond with his team and skill he was able to become our next champion!" Oswald turned off the radio and sighed.

It wasn't that they were saying lies necessarily, it was just that there was a lot more than that. The shady, dark part of Gotham City. In reality, the elite four was a mafia that ran the entire region, with the Champion being the one who led the entire operation. Everyone in the city knew this, of course, however people avoided speaking about it out loud. Champions didn't step down peacefully, there was always bloodshed, and with Oswald it hadn't been different. It wasn't Falcone's blood who was spilled, no, the man retired from the position relatively intact, with just a threat and a scar in his eye thanks to Fish Mooney's scheme involving his older son, Mario. Falcone, while ruthless, still had a heart which beat for his family, so he left without major problems.

With Falcone a new championship was held to decide who would take his place. Fish, once again either scared away her competition or made them unable to challenge her- except for Oswald. She tried to get rid of the younger man, but he was smarter than she ever gave him credit to, he knew which strings to pull, who to trust, and what was meant to become his demise became his triumph as neither Fish nor anyone else expected his return until he was challenging her to a fight on a rooftop, and not the pokemon type. Oswald didn't regret his decisions or how he got to the top, what he did regret was his lack of foresight after that.

Yes, he was finally champion now with his team composed of mostly pokemon, however, every champion needed an elite four and the current elite four was loyal to Falcone and probably Fish. He would never be able to trust them, so he would need to find some new people.

The first of them was Victor Zsasz, once a loyal trainer to Falcone, Zsasz was known for his efficiency in battle, his loyalty and his hatred for Fish, all of which were qualities regarded well, even if he could be an annoying prick occasionally. Yes, Oswald was technically biased since they had dated a long time ago, but that did not influence his decision. Zsasz, with his steel type pokemon, was good enough for his league.

Next was Barbara Kean, the daughter of one of Gotham's richest and most despicable families. Barbara wished to leave her family's grasp no matter what was required which made her easily exploitable. While she could be seen as weak and your usual damsel in distress, those who underestimated her and her fairy type pokemon often met an unfortunate end. She was also welcomed in.

The third spot was given to Selina Kyle, also known as Cat. She had been quite helpful when it came to Oswald's rise, despite her young age. The girl was a formidable trainer who had managed to acquire all gym badges in the same time it took Cobblepot to take over the league. If he could keep her as an ally, that would be great, however, his main goal was to make sure she didn't become an enemy.

That left one spot. Oswald had originally wanted to give it to James Gordon, the police detective that helped him reach the top, but Jim refused after accusing the champion of tricking him into helping with his plans. The bird keeper knew that Jim would eventually come around and see all the good they could do together, unfortunately he couldn't wait. He had only a few days now before it was chosen for him. Oswald still wanted someone with a connection to the police just to keep an eye on them, so, as a display of good faith, he promised to give the elite four spot to the winner of a little competition, the first person in the region's police to successfully defeat Oswald's newest pokemon in a one versus one would be allowed in. It shouldn't be that difficult of a task, he had only had this pokemon for a few weeks now, a rare creature sent to him from Paldea called Iron Bundle as a congratulations gift. He had only started to train it, so he didn't expect it to be so difficult to defeat the pokemon, and yet it had been three days now and no one had managed to defeat him.

The champion wasn't sure what to do. Was the police really that weak? He couldn't run a different challenge now, after all there was a certain level of power an elite four member had to have in order to gain that role, but he was running out of time. It wasn't even like Oswald was controlling the pokemon, he was just watching the battles and letting his pokemon do his own thing. How the hell weren't they making it past turn one?!

The day hadn't started any better than any of the previous ones. Oswald sat on his chair as usual and watched as the battles took place just outside the police station. As usual, a crowd had gathered to watch the battles, not that he could understand why. These had been some of the most boring battles the man had ever witnessed and yet, people still cheered on the competitors and even filmed them. Some people really had depressing lives. At least today was the last day that he would be holding the competition in this town, he was pretty sure the captain of the police station was excited for him to leave as he was, or maybe she was just salty that she hadn't managed to defeat the robotic owl. Perhaps it was both.

"S-sir," Penn, his assistant said as he approached him from the side, "I brought your lunch, as you requested."

"You are late, Penn," Oswald rolled his eyes and grabbed the sandwich, "but thank you." He took a bite, "it's cold."

"S-sorry, sir, it is just that the restaurant was a little far and- and you didn't let me use the car…"

"I didn't ask for your excuses, Penn."

"S-sorry."

Oswald groaned, "it's fine, just let me eat in peace."

The older man nodded and left.

The champion tossed his pokeballs all at once, revealing his empoleon, his porygon, his blaziken and his decidueye. He still had one more pokemon with him, but he didn't need people to be scared, so he decided to keep it in its pokeball and save a bit of the sandwich for it later. After sharing his food, his eyes returned to the robotic owl as it started a new battle.

A tall, strong looking man walked forward with a pokeball in hand and a smug grin. He wore a trenchcoat and had blonde spiky hair. "Alright, justice, come out and let everyone know how strong we are!" The officer let out its pokemon, a lucario, how original. Lucario wasn't terrible, its types were theoretically strong against Iron Bundle, fighting and steel were both super effective against ice type pokemon, however, with its speed and high special attack not to mention experience.

All it took was a single hydro pump. As soon as Lucario ran closer towards it to try and use Close Combat, the owl opened its mouth and blasted the anthropomorphic dog through the wall. Oswald and the rest of the people all cringed in sync as they watched the pokemon fly. The detective was left speechless for a good two minutes before he ran to his fallen companion. "Justice!"

"Thank you for your attempt, it was close," Oswald said the usual spiel before taking another bite of his lunch. "It was a good try. Next."

A tall man stepped forward. Despite his height, he was so thin that he looked more like a tree than an intimidating sight. His green, nerdy clothes didn't help either.

"Uhm, excuse me, mister," Oswald said, trying to sound polite and not as annoyed as he felt. "This competition is only for people who are a part of the police. Civilians have to stay behind the guards."

"A-ah, I know, I am actually a member of the police, you see!" The man pushed his glasses higher on the bridge of his nose, "I am Edward Nygma and I am actually a Forensic Scientist!" Oswald must have looked as confused as he felt, because the man went on to clarify, "we are responsible for, uhm, studying crime scenes and evidence, it is actually a very important and vital job, you see-"

"I know what a forensic scientist is. I just-" he took a deep breath, "nevermind. You may proceed, mister Nygma."

Edward smiled, "thank you, sir! I will do my best!" He said and then let out his pokemon. For a second, Oswald's mind wondered what type of pokemon the man would have. He was the nerdy type, so maybe a steel or psychic pokemon. Maybe a metagross, combining the best of both worlds.

A rattata came out of the pokeball. A young one too, probably inexperienced. It was a shiny one, with a green coloration, which was nice, but it didn't change the fact that it was a goddamn rattata. "Wh- what is this? What the hell is this?!" Oswald glared at Edward. Did the man think that he was some type of joke?!

"A-ah, this is my rattata, Conundrum! Conundrum, use endeavor!"

The rattata ran towards the robot. As expected, it was blasted with full force by a Hydro Pump. It had been a while since Oswald had wanted someone to be defeated as badly as this smug little nerd who dared to bring a baby pokemon to this competition, and yet, despite taking the full blast, the pokemon was still standing. He bit into the robot and, much for Oswald's surprise, Iron Bundles began malfunctioning. The attack had damaged him a lot more than it should have.

"How…" Oswald whispered, sitting on the edge of the chair. This was impossible.

"Now, my little conundrum! Quick Attack!"

"No!" Oswald shouted. The little rattata scratched the owl. It was barely a tap, and yet, it was enough to defeat the undefeated pokemon until now. The crowd and Oswald went silent.

"I- I did it… I DID IT!" Edward shouted and grabbed the rattata, swirling with it in his arms before healing the pokemon. "Oh, you did so great, conundrum! Thank you, thank you, thank you!" He kissed all over his face.

Oswald stood up, walked to the paradox. He winced a little before getting on one knee and returning it to its pokeball. "Well done, Claus. Now you may rest." He put the pokemon away and stood up, before walking towards Ed. He stared into the brown eyes that refused to stare back at him for long.

"Uhm, are- is everything ok? I won, right?"

Instead of answering his question, Oswald simply said, "tomorrow. Come to the sunflower hotel at 1pm. Do not be late, understand?"

"Y-yes, sir!"

"Good. Now get out of my way." "Yes, sir!" Despite the champion's rudeness, the tall man looked absolutely giddy as he walked back to the police station.

Oswald stared at the man sitting in front of him as they waited for the meals to arrive. The food in the hotel wasn't bad nor great, just average. His pokemon seemed to enjoy it well enough though, which was what really mattered to the champion.

The man in front of him had looked at every corner of the restaurant and tapped about every tune on the table to avoid looking Oswald in the eyes. He was nervous, that much was obvious, and he clearly wasn't used to being in a situation like this.

Finally, the champion decided to break the silence, "aren't you going to let your pokemon out of their pokeball?"

"Huh? O-OH! Right, of course." Edward released his pokemon, he had two of them, both shiny, but not the type of shiny that were normally considered popular. One was the rattata he brought the previous day and the other was an espeon. This man really appeared to have a thing for green shinies. The rat pokemon stared at the champion who mirrored the action back at it for an uncomfortable amount of time before looking at its trainer. "You can't use this pokemon as it is, you know? The league does not endorse such strategies."

"Oh, o-of course, I'm sorry."

Oswald rolled his eyes and leaned back, "I brought the papers you will have to sign in order to join the league officially." He reached inside his clothes and pulled a document from inside before pushing it towards the other man.

"Neat!" The champion had never seen anyone so excited to read a contract. Edward was like a child during Christmas. The silence was making Oswald uncomfortable though, especially with the glaring pokemon so he spoke up.

"Do you know what team you will be using? And what type?"

"Yes actually!" Edward briefly looked up and then down again, "I mean- erm- I would like to use a psychic team. I will have a gallade and a gardevoir on my team, of course. A shiny wyrdeer which I actually received from my grandfather, a Xatu for those pesky birds and my ace and best friend, Conundrum!" The shiny espeon let out a cry. "It is five pokemon, correct?"

"Yes, but it is recommended that you have a sixth pokemon in case you need to use a different team or you are challenged by another champion class pokemon trainer."

"Wow, it must be so cool to be a champion class trainer, let alone the Prime Champion of the whole region!"

That made him smirk and blush slightly, "it is nothing to scoff at, no, and while it isn't easy work, it is worth it."

"I know! I read all about you, sir! Ah, I hope you don't find that strange, heh."

Oswald blinked in surprise, "what do you know?"

"Well, I know you were raised by your single mother in one of the most dangerous towns in Gotham. You began working at a young age as a delivery boy for the mafia and the local champion. She gifted your first pokemon to assist you in your deliveries, but you impressed her and everyone else by training it and taking the league challenge while delivering the mail."

"Ok, ok, that is enough." None of that was secret information, but it wasn't something Oswald liked to hear no matter how beautiful of a story people seemed to find it. Seemingly Edward was one of those people, because he immediately deflated.

"Sorry, sir, I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable. I'm just such a big fan."

There was no way that Oswald could be mad for someone so genuine who fed his ego just right. "I'm not- bot uncomfortable, ok? It's just that this isn't about me. This is essentially a job interview even if you technically already have the job." He couldn't afford to look for someone new.

"Me? I'm really not that interesting. I moved to Gotham from Unova at 18, began studying biomedicine and eventually got a degree that allowed me to join Gotham's Police Department. I work there as a forensic scientist and I love studying battles."

"Why did you come to Gotham? I mean, no offense but most people in Gotham would give an arm and a leg to live in Unova. Sadly things are too expensive for us there."

"Hm, well, I was curious about the trainers of this region. The trainers from here are said to be some of the strongest in the world because of the harsh conditions."

"That is one way to put it, more like we are the hunting ground of the legendaries so we had to learn how to survive."

"And that is why you are amazing!"

Oswald felt blush rush to his cheeks, "careful there, Nygma. If someone else heard this they would think you're coming onto me."

Edward blushed slightly as well as realization hit him, "...oh, I am so sorry sir! I didn't mean to make you uncomfortable!"

"You didn't," the champion assured him, "I'm just not used to receiving genuine compliments."

"Why, that is unfathomable! You are such an extraordinary individual, everyone should shower you with compliments about your intelligence, your incredible battling skills, your sense of style, your beauty, there are so many reasons to compliment you!"

"You- you think I'm beautiful?" Oswald felt his heart beat faster as he swooned.

"Yes, I do! People can be so silly." Edward sighed and shook his head.

"Y-yeah, I guess they can." Oswald briefly glanced at Edward's hand before shaking his head, "you have quite a few qualities yourself, like you aren't bad looking and your strategy, as infuriating as it was, was very intelligent."

"Thank you for noticing! My IQ is 220, but most people don't realize it because I like games and puzzles and they are meant to be children's things. Adults are just so boring, all work, no fun, no creativity!"

"I agree, although I have been rather on the boring adult side lately. Just being champion requires a lot of hard work, you know?"

"Yeah, I do. If you ever need someone to help you relax or just to keep you company, I will be here, although most people tend to avoid me, heh." Edward rubbed the back of his neck.

Oswald sighed, "I know exactly what you mean." He looked at the hand again, but this time he got the confidence to touch it gently, "I will make sure to come to you if I ever need a friend."

Edward smiled more widely than he had the entire night. Perhaps Oswald was wrong and this was going to be the start of a beautiful friendship.

The two men stood at the top of the elite four tower. The tower itself was located on top of a waterfall with a river surrounding it and, depending on the time of the day, you could see the entire region from there. It was the perfect place for a battle that would determine whether someone became a champion. Today, however, it was going to decide the fate of two people who had once been friends.

The both of them stared at each other as they reached the end of the battle. The two had started with six pokemon as was conventional, but now Edward only had his injured shiny Espeon versus Oswald's iron bundle and a completely healthy empoleon in the back. They both knew that the battle was already decided.

"Are you satisfied yet?! Do you realize how pointless this is?! You can't beat me, Edward!" Oswald would never let it be known, but no one had managed to defeat so many of his pokemon as Edward. If he hadn't been blinded by his anger, he might have given him some real trouble.

"Of course that you would think that, just like my relationship with HER was pointless, huh?!" Edward laughed, not in glee, rather in anger.

"Oh my Arceus- what do you want me to say, Edward?! I'M SORRY! I thought that she was a clone, ok?! I mean, you read the same news as me regarding the experiments in Kanto and you can't tell me you don't find it suspicious just how much she looked like your ex!"

"You should have stopped prodding when we found out that she wasn't a ditto! But no! You kept going, and kept going until you caused her death!"

"It was an accident! I just wanted my men to take her to a laboratory so we could look more into it! I didn't think she would run in front of a moving train and get her foot stuck!"

"That is the whole problem, Oswald! You didn't think! Not about how it would make me feel, not about the consequences or anyone besides yourself! You and your- your selfishness! Do you truly believe that is what love is?! Love is about sacrifice, Oswald! It is to give up your own happiness for the sake of another, but you couldn't know that. You only love yourself after all."

"SHUT UP!" The Penguin shouted, lips quivering. "Don't you dare tell me what love is or isn't, you ungrateful nerd! When I found you, you were nothing! Less than nothing! All of your peers hated you, everyone found you to be the annoying little geek that you are, except for me! I made you, Edward Nygma! There is no you without the Penguin!"

Edward's lower lip trembled and for a moment he seemed hesitant, "perhaps," he whispered and then looked at his espeon. "Conundrum! Get ready!" The pokemon let out a cry.

The champion wiped his tears, "fine. If this is how you want things to go. Iron Bundle, ready yourself and retribute." Oswald knew that the espeon couldn't take another hydro pump and since his iron bundle was faster, there was no doubt in his mind that the man was going to quick attack. One last miserable attempt at winning.

The green pokemon started to run while the robot charged its blast. The espeon was about to hit its opponent when, to Oswald's surprise, the pokemon jumped. Instead of going for the pokemon, the target of the attack ended up being the champion himself.

The espeon hit the Penguin in the chest, causing all air to leave its lungs as he stumbled back and over the edge, which was strange. When did he come so close to the edge? Had he really moved so much during their battle? Was this Edward's plans all along? All of those thoughts ran through his mind as the Penguin locked eyes with his opponent. He had expected to see satisfaction and happiness in that gaze, but instead all that he saw was anguish and hurt. As he fell for what was likely his death, he just wished that he would have taken on Edward's offer to spend some time together one last time.

[i-smoke-chapstick]

,GOTHAM MASTERLIST’

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ 𝐾𝐼𝑁𝐾𝑃𝑅𝐼𝐿 ;) - GothamTV!Kinktober. I take a kink from the prompt list, and give it to one or many gotham characters; who I personally think would love it!

series

📟 : [ EXCLUSIVLEY NSFW SERIES ]

'DAY 1 - LEATHER AND LATEX, - victor zsasz and tabitha galavan

‘DAY 2 - BUKKAKE, - poly!j-squad ; jerome valeska, jervis tetch, jonathan crane

'DAY 3, - PULL-OUT GAME, - oswald cobblepot, victor zsasz, edward nygma, jerome valeska, jervis tetch

𝑇𝐸𝑋𝑇 𝑃𝛰𝑆𝑇𝑆 📱

‘SHE’S BUSY RN BRO, - gotham villians reacting to reader pranking them with the “she’s busy rn bro” text

𝛰𝑆𝑊𝐴𝐿𝐷 𝐶𝛰𝐵𝐵𝐿𝐸𝑃𝛰𝑇 🐧

📟 : [ NSFW ]

imagines and headcanons

‘ART DECO, - oswald goes down on reader

‘OFF TO THE RACES, - oswald and readers first time together

'THE VALLEY, - unusual kink hcs with the gotham men

'CURTAINS, - oswald wants to be a gentleman, but can't help himself

‘FLESH, - hand kink hcs with some gotham villians

‘YOU CAN BE THE BOSS, - threesome with edward!

💽 : [ SFW ]

‘I SEE RED, - oswald thinks you’re unfaithful

‘VOULEZ-VOUS, - gotham villians with a dwarfism!reader who has cheshire cat powers

'400 LUX, - birthday hcs with the gotham villains!

𝑉𝐼𝐶𝑇𝛰𝑅 𝑍𝑆𝐴𝑆𝑍 ( -_•)︻デ═一

📟 : [ NSFW ]

imagines and headcanons

‘ANGEL, - victor needs you to love him…

‘YOU’RE MINE, - don’t make victor zsasz jealous

'THE VALLEY, - unusual kink hcs with the gotham men

‘FLESH, - hand kink hcs with some gotham villians

💽 : [ SFW ]

‘DREAM A LITTLE DREAM OF ME, - victor being a tad too obsessive

‘IN BLOOM, - you’re an assassin, victor is too. he feels a bit threatened.

'HOLD UP, - reader has commitment issues.

‘VOULEZ-VOUS, - gotham villians with a dwarfism!reader who has cheshire cat powers

'400 LUX, - birthday hcs with the gotham villains!

series

'COME ON EILEEN!, - Your just a highschooler who somehow has ended up doing favors for Jim Gordon. Before you know it, Falcone's heard all about you, and sent you on a job with his best hitman. One problem; said hitman is falling deeply in love with you.

[P1] [P2] [P3] [P4]

𝐸𝐷𝑊𝐴𝑅𝐷 𝑁𝑌𝐺𝑀𝐴 ⍰

📟 : [ NSFW ]

imagines and headcanons

'THE HILLS, - eddie finds the perfect stress reliever

‘WILDFLOWER AND BARLEY, - reader thinks ed’s weird. but also good at sex.

'THE VALLEY, - unusual kink hcs with the gotham men

‘YOU CAN BE THE BOSS, - threesome with oswald!

💽 : [ SFW ]

'MOVES, - eddie with a reader whose love language is gift giving!

𝐽𝐸𝑅𝑉𝐼𝑆 𝑇𝐸𝑇𝐶𝐻 🐇

📟 : [ NSFW ]

imagines and headcanons

'THE VALLEY, - unusual kink hcs with the gotham men

‘LOSE CONTROL, - Jervis gets rough when he thinks your hypnotized.

💽 : [ SFW ]

'WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME TOMORROW, - jervis x reader with dwarfism!

‘VOULEZ-VOUS, - gotham villians with a dwarfism!reader who has cheshire cat powers

'400 LUX, - birthday hcs with the gotham villains!

series

‘DON’T BLAME ME, - You’re jim gordon and barbara keans daughter- who seems to take interest in the clubs new hypnotist. It turns out to be the wildest ride of your life.

[P1] [P2] [P3] [P4] [P5] [P6] [P7] [P8] [P9] [P10] [P11] [P12] [P13] [P14]

𝐽𝐸𝑅𝛰𝑀𝐸 𝑉𝐴𝐿𝐸𝑆𝐾𝐴 🤡

📟 : [ NSFW ]

imagines and headcanons

'THE VALLEY, - unusual kink hcs with the gotham men

‘MZ. HYDE, - valeska twins with a dom!reader

💽 : [ SFW ]

‘VOULEZ-VOUS, - gotham villians with a dwarfism!reader who has cheshire cat powers

'400 LUX, - birthday hcs with the gotham villains!

𝐽𝐸𝑅𝐸𝑀𝐼𝐴𝐻 𝑉𝐴𝐿𝐸𝑆𝐾𝐴 🃏

📟 : [ NSFW ]

imagines and headcanons

‘MZ. HYDE, - valeska twins with a dom!reader

💽 : [ SFW ]

none yet!

[drarreckyninja]

belated: drarreckyninja’s top 50 ships of Jul 2022 [14. Nygorzsapot]

Fandom(s): Gotham

Pairing: Edward Nygma x Jim Gordon x Oswald Cobblepot x Victor Zsasz

Image:

Favourite Writing Style: Building Relationships

My Fic:

Subship(s): Tabs (Tabitha x Babs), Marbara (Martin Cobblepot x Barbara Gordon)

[howl-fantasies]

Since Y/N has such good hacking skills, has she ever hacked phones of our beloved Gothamites and did she find any juicy stuff? Maybe private photos, some suggestive messages or a potential new scandal?

I'm in a mood for some gossip, girl! 😎

Of course she did!

>> One of Y/N's main assets is to know a LOT of things about every villain in town or any important person who could potentially influence Gotham. If someone gets a new phone, don't even think to offer her a contract, she's on a mission and has to put a snitch in the new device in order to continue her never ending spying. In a way she's like Gossip Girl. Minus the upper east side thing and publishing daily all Gothamites' little secrets, preferring to sell them at a veeeery good price.

But since it's you, she would gladly open the chamber of secrets:

Oswald Cobblepot

>> Oswald's phone is one of her favorites to look at. She even organized "Ozzy nights" with Victor, laughing their asses out while looking at his texts and pictures.

>> Aside from the very interesting exchanges he had with Fish, Maroni and Carmine, Oswald's texts to his mother were priceless. The wannabe king of Gotham was a true mommy's boy, asking her to clean his favorite bad boy's underwear, the black one with little knifes on it. Spoiler: his mom constantly chastised him about it. He texted her where he was at anytime, pretty useful if you ask Y/N and Victor, and asking his mom to separate the vegetables he doesn't like in his night meals.

>> Pictures with mama. Here and there. Nothing interesting until Ed came in his life. The texts between the dorks were fun. When Riddler came out and Oswald started his little crush, pictures of the two flourished in his phone. Stolen pictures too: Ed studying, Ed plotting, Ed eating, annnnnd Ed coming out of the shower. This one is THE dirty little secret Y/N uses whenever she wants something from Penguin. Ed practically naked with just a towel around his hips, drop of water still in his hair and steam all around him is worthing the little chantage, right, Oswald?

>> Y/N also found the 237 drafts Penguin wrote when he tried to confess his feelings. The straight: "Ed, I think, no, I know I love you". The poems, the confession in foreign languages, the lame riddles he tried to wrote. She knows all of them by heart and likes to randomly tell them to Oswald to infuriate him.

Edward Nygma

>> Ah dear Ed, her second favorite phone to hack. Why? Because Ed being a genius he figured out - after a few minutes or hours, depends if he slept well - her spying. When people are playing Candy Crush to kill time, Y/N hacks Ed. It's their little game. And one of the reasons she made her phone and contacts as vague as possible. Cause the guy hacks too, and pretty well at that!

>> Ed's phone is empty most of the time because of that, BUT! Y/N once used a picture of Oswald in his white underwear as a wallpaper to distract him. And oh boy, it worked well. Very well. So well, she saw the screenshot Ed took of the picture. She also had the intelligence to screenshot the screenshoting on her phone, threatening Ed to send it to Oswald.

>> Ed threatened her to inform Victor about the : I used our boss almost naked as a wallpaper. The result? Y/N's vengeance is now to change all Ed's passwords making it a pun with one of Ed's traumas like, Kringle -> Kringlocked. Isabella -> Isabellocked. Riddler -> Freezdler. See the immaturity here?

Victor Zsasz

>> Victor is the most easy phone to hack for her since his password is always: Sweetness, or her date of birth, the date he met her, the caliber of one of the weapon she used on him and managed to touch him with, or something stupid like the first letters of "pepperoni". Not like he tries to hide his little secrets from her or his insane obsession 🤷🏻‍♀️

>> Pictures? Goodness, he has tons of her, them. Normal ones, goofy ones, badass ones, -18 ones... He also has one picture of Carmine, and one old picture of his family.

>> Same for the texts, nothing to hide here. The little scum loves to write dirty things in his drafts for her to read when she decides to pay his phone a visit. He's pretty proud of him at that when he sees her poker face ruined by a raised eyebrow or a frown or a scoff, depending of what he wrote.

>> The one and only time he made a real password, was when he decided to team up with Sofia. Y/N was fuming when she finally managed to hack it and discovered all the texts between them and how she ordered him around like a dog.

Barbara Kean

>> Barbara's phone is like her: an absolute mess. Texts to Jim, Tabi, Riddler, Oswald, Lee... Name someone in Gotham and you'll be sure to find them in her psychophone. The woman doesn't even try to be discreet, doesn't encrypt anything and texts everyone in town to either insult them - especially Jim - , cry like a river - especially to Jim - or tell them she loves them - especially Jim -.

>> You got it, she's obsessed by the good cop. Has so many pictures of him it should be considerate illegal, truly.

>> Her most interesting texts are to Tabi, when the two are plotting to kill Oswald or do something in hope to take Gotham's crown.

>> Her most funny one is when she threatened her hairstylist to sue him because of one failed hair cut. She even sent the picture of her usually platinum hair being as green as Ed's suit. Gold.

Jim Gordon

>> Jim isn't the most intelligent character of the series, but he's still cunning enough to understand Y/N hacked his phone at some point.

>> Does it change anything about the level of security of his phone? No. Even with Lucius' help, she managed to hack it. Spoiler, Ed helped because he was bored and she swore to explain him how to French kiss his little librarian, making him a true French lover. Spoiler no.2 she sent him a picture of a washing machine telling him to program himself on "speed" since she was afraid he wouldn't last much with IsabellAAAAH 😏. Riddler was pretty mad at her. And at Ed since the idiot trusted her on something like this.

>> Jim's phone helped Y/N to always be one or two steps ahead from him. She knew for his marriage. She knew for his little visit to Carmine when he retired. She knew basically everything of his life.

>> Though, she didn't want to know about his smut texts and pictures he sent to Lee. Never thought he was the kind of guy to suggest his girlfriend to take her on the morgue's table. She had to send Lee a text after that, to tell her to put a little something under her butt since the table can be pretty cold (DUUUH) at the beginning then all slippery. Jim was livid. And he still is whenever Y/N makes an innuendo about it.

Bruce Wayne

>> If you ask her about hacking a child's phone, she would only answer: "well that's why kid shouldn't be allowed to use a phone without an adult around to supervise them."

>> Drunk Bruce, frivolous Bruce, Emo Bruce, she saw and read every picture and text. Enamored Bruce too by the way, which she find highly cute. Just a normal teenager's phone so far.

>> Bruce's phone was pretty boring in term of plotting or threatening material, at first. But after his encounter with Selina, his investigations about his parents death and after that his little training with Alfred, Bruce's phone was definitely on her "keep it somewhere and don't even think to throw it" list. She knew something interesting was happening with him.

>> When Lucius helped Bruce to totally encrypt his phone, she knew the two knew about her spying. The boy's phone became as interesting to hack as Ed's phone, even more challenging since Lucius created a program generating a new password every minute. Brilliant, if you ask her.

>> When a new young anti-hero started to disturb the non-existant peace in town, Y/N wasn't that surprised and had strong suspicions about his true identity. She never told anything to anyone though. Maybe she'd be able to use it one day and see if Batman's "Never kill anyone" golden rule still stands after that. Same when she managed to finally hack the phone and saw a young lady looking very much like Selina, wearing leather in a suggestive pose. It's their little secret 🤫 Aahh youngsters...

Carmine Falcone

>> What? Trust doesn't exclude control. Y/N had to protect Carmine for a solid 6 years. Protecting him from others mobsters, from him, from other hackers... She knew what the last would found out in his phone if they ever succeeded to hack it. Logical, isn't it?

>> Relax, Carmine knows. She never told him, but he knows, somehow, maybe, probably. He always knows. And maybe Victor told him, being the only "good child" of the king of Gotham. Spoiler he did.

>> Carmine's phone is the epitome of "old". Old phone, for an old man, for an old fashion way to organize his things inside of it. His contacts are all write properly, his texts all politically correct, nothing the police can use against him.

>> He gets a notification every month when his favorite female cook send an article about a new 50's Italian recipe. After meeting Liza, he asked Victor to show him how to share the link to her. #GrandpaVibes here. He was super lame at it and simply told Victor to take his phone to share it after the third time he asked him to show him. He even wrote notes, poor man...

>> His wallpaper is religious, his ringtone for personal calls too. Except for Victor and her. She chose Misirlou (Pulp Fiction) for Victor because she thought Carmine's face was funny whenever his phone played it. And chose for her: Urge Overkill - Girl you'll be a woman soon (Pulp Fiction). Same, she finds it funny. Pros: Carmine you'll be immediately able to tell which of them is calling. Cons: Credibility - 50 but who cares? He's the king of the city. Since he was so lame with his phone, he stopped trying to change it and just shot whoever was laughing between the eyes.

I hope you like it. If you want, I can write a part 2 with:

- Jervis

- Jonathan

- Jerome

- Jeremiah

- Harvey

- Butch

- Tabitha

Don't hesitate to tell me if you want to read about someone else 😉 Have a beautiful day sweetheart, take care 🌹❤️

[sugar-cube-person]

Gotham guys noticing that their male coworker has a crush on them?

Hi thank you so much for the ask! I will try my best as this is my first male reader ask and if I get anything wrong or if there’s anything you don’t like just lmk! Again thank you so much for the ask and sorry it took so long :)

Gotham guys x male reader

Description: H.C.’s of the Gotham guys realizing that their coworker has a crush on him.

Warnings: None 

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BUTCH GILZEAN

he would notice right away

he would definitely discreetly tease you about it too there’s no doubt about that, just a fact

I don’t think he would know how he feels right away but he knows he feels something for you 

I mean he is pretty tall but if you're taller than him he would love it

when he confronts you about it he does it like

“Yea you know we should go do something after this job since you like me so much”

and you’ll have to do a double take

cuz like, he’s so nonchalant about it

In the end he’ll definitely ask you out first, what can I say, he’s confrontational

he figured it out when you were on a job for Fish and he had to use the john, and he heard you talking to yourself at how “stupid, stupid, stupid, he’ll totally like a guy like me who maKES UP WORDS” 

he finds it adorable tho lol

OSWALD COBBLEPOT

ok so I wholeheartedly believe he would like you first

just your personality and stature and everything about you

then when he notices you like him back? 

HOO man your in for it lol, he’ll go the whole nine yards

he’ll invite you to something and be super nervous and you’d be super nervous

Its a nerve-fest

and like it would be a gradual thing

to where you both just keep kind of flirting but also being super awkward?

but he would end up asking you to be his fellow king of Gotham with him or help him overthrow Falcone and Maroni

It just depends on where you meet him lol

he’ll notice it because you’ll agree with him on everything and your always staring and making goo goo eyes at him 

ED NYGMA

OOF as we all know, he’s gonna notice right away

and I mean RIGHT AWAY

he’ll definitely be kind of confused about it 

but if you don’t idk kill his girlfriend or something he would definitely get with you 

this man would give you a complex riddle when he tells you he knows you like him

just in general he likes you back ofc

but he obviously not all that open with it considering *ahem Oswald ahem* his personality 

he’d probably wait a while to tell you he knows you like him tho

he’ll notice the crush by means of body language

weird ik but I feel like that’s how he would figure it out

JIM GORDON

oh Jimmy boy would be so clueless until Ed or Foxy says it as if it’s something obvious

like you’d be interrogating somebody and they would just be like

“you are lucky to have him helping you out, when are you going to do something about that crush he has on you?” 

or something like that (sorry I’m crap at doing dialogue) 

once he does find out tho he would just be honest and ask you right away if its true

now after that he would definitely find some reason to risk his life or something bc its Jim Gordon we’re talking about

then you’d just slap him and tell him he’s a dumbass lol

you guys go for coffee as your first date :)

JEROME VALESKA

He’d know exactly when you realize it for yourself

sorry but there’s no sugarcoating this 

he would show his, uh, affection, by doing what he did with the bodies for maniax

but spelling out “I LIKE YOU TOO” instead

now the sentiment is there

but ofc he’s never had a real role model for any relationship in general

so he’d wing it for everything

JEREMIAH VELESKA

I’m sorry but he would know about your crush on him before YOU even know about it

like wayyyyy before you know about it

now depending on which jeremiah you get you’ll answer will vary

if it’s pre-spray jeremiah, congrats, he will be very gentle with telling you he knows

but post-spray jeremiah will be harsh i’m sorry

he’d be all like

“yes yes I know you have that silly little crush on me but it doesn’t excuse the fact that you aren’t doing your job” *cue eyeroll*

but if you worship him enough he’ll date you

he noticed you liked him since you kept hanging around him and asking about his plans and offering help more than was deemed “normal”

VICTOR ZSASZ

ok so heres the deal

he pays zero attention

so he’d have no idea until you tell him

you’ll be on a hit and then tell him that for such a successful hitman he sure isn’t successful at notice when you like him and then you like, start shooting or something

real badass

and ofc he asks you out for milkshakes after ;)

[flaysthings]

Random Gotham Thoughts #2

[name] being everyone's mother

[name] being everyone's mother.

Do you know how parents give reward their children with star stickers? Well, [name] does that with information. Jim just so happen to bring down an organization she was after? Good job! She'll provide him with information, and protection. Now, all she needs to do is just go down to the GCPD to kill them. Easy peasy.

She's definitely his getaway driver.

She acts like that one aunt that would sneak you out of school to play with Harvey. She causes a distraction, giving Harvey the opportunity to sneak away so they could get donuts and gossip. Harvey would be strutting around Gotham when he's with her knowing not a strand of hair would be touched in his head. He's with as he calls her, 'GCPD's one-woman army'.

Would scold Harvey and Jim if they were rude to Ed, intentionally or not. She would fill her crimes with riddles so that Jim would see the need for Ed more.

She would definitely buy their favorite takeouts and put them in lunch boxes and leave them at their desks.

She's an overprotective mama bird when it comes to Oswald, even if she doesn't always show it. Definitely makes him tea in the morning cause she can't cook for shit, and tucks him in bed at night, whether he likes it or not.

She lets Jim or Riddler rough him up once in a while, I mean, siblings fight do they not?

She lets them do as they please, except for Sundays. Sundays are family day, which means, out of Gotham beach in the mornings, then they eat breakfast, followed by a day practicing with their guns (at Jim's request, at a shooting range).

At lunch, she takes them to a McDonald's, and she insists that her 'children' are to get the happy meals.

In the afternoon they would try to create an edible meal, failing every time. They couldn't even make pancakes that doesn't taste like flour. After that Oswald would throw a tantrum to get them to clean. And by them, I mean [name] and Harvey. Lazy fuckers.

At night, Victor brings pizza and milkshakes. They would go to the roof where they lay out blankets and pillows. Vic somehow managed to bring a tv up there. They would sit there, Oswald unknowingly cuddling between Vic and [name].

On Sundays, they're like every domestic family. Which is odd seeing two of the children work with the law, the other went rouge, and the other is a mob boss that has his parents work for him.