#of this stupid fucking task

[plzu]

i logged into work an hour and a half earlier on friday, worked thru lunch, then continued working after hours, and logged in to work even more hours over the weekend. and this morning i get an email that said i did something wrong (unrelated to the work i did unpaid ot for) and it broke something inside me lmao what if i just quit and walk into the nearest body of water forever and ever ??????

[forsworned]

Ghosts casually playing a game of basketball Keegan, shooting and scoring a half-court three-pointer: Boom shackalacka. Hesh: Logan: Merrick: Kick: Merrick: Motherfucker, did you just say boom shackalacka?

[brokenarsparagus]

here's the full poster I edited/drew all over because its a crime its only seen for a fraction of a second in my tiktok lol.

this was rlly fun! i just changed the colour of the jacket and his skin, drew the facial hair and scarf and super imposed his stupid fucking dumb little hat (that was by far the hardest part). I might make this a series and do the rest of the 141 plus a few others if i feel like it idk tho.

its a 1936 British army poster by S. Benson ltd, London for anyone wondering (i just picked one off of pinterest ngl lol)

(so I know i don't own the image or anything but like i spent a lot of time on it so if you really wanna post it somewhere else like i can't stop you but don't be a dick and give me credit lol also feel free to use it for wallpapers and stuff :D)

[jascurka]

*Is an art student* man I wish I could draw....

[maegalkarven]

I have the suspicion what the Cult of Murder wasn't very keen on healing/ had many healers around.

They probs had healing potions and scrolls and stuff, but do you think Durge would bother with them? Or would they, intimately familiar with the anatomy of the body, occasionally treat their own wounds with the cold precision of a surgeon?

What I have in mind is Durge casually sewing their own wounds shut with the first found rusty needle and something they deemed would suffice for a thread, Gortash seeing this horrific display and deciding enough is enough and taking the ordeal of healing this freak of an ally into his own hands.

[the-final-sif]

For those unaware of the context of the twitter interaction with cc!Dream, Dream replied to a c!dream fan who he follows making fun of Inniters that claim that c!dream was beating up c!Tommy constantly/off-screen during Exile. His exact words were:

c!Dream liked the feeling of power and control that c!Tommy’s friend exiling him gave him. He wanted c!Tommy to feel so isolated that he eventually viewed c!Dream as his only friend, and would help c!Dream’s goals Would have worked if it wasn’t for c!Techno living nearby

Now, this is confirmation of what dreblr has said since back when staged finale was a theory. c!Dream's goal with exile was to further his own goals. The point of it wasn't to torment c!Tommy just for the sake of it, and it certainly wasn't that c!Dream had some sort of specific obsession over c!Tommy.

None of this is news to us, but it is very explicit in spelling out that Exile was not the endgame. Exile was just another step in c!Dream's plan. c!Tommy and control over him isn't c!Dream's end goal. c!Tommy was/is just yet another tool in service of c!Dream's overall goal. All of them need therapy.

Anyways, the tl:dr, nothing exciting, stuff we already knew. c!Dream's overall plan is, in fact, still what he's working for. Also cc!Dream found a spider and I've admittedly spent a lot more of my time trying to ID it than anything else today. I've been trying not to cheat, and so far I've come to the conclusion that it's either in Ctenidae or part of Amaurobiidae based on the groove it appears to have. Will update on this as the story progresses.

[mariatesstruther]

maria having a “pregnancy pass” which means at least once a day she can pass on some menial task or work thing or chore thing she has to do onto either joel or tommy or ellie at any given moment in time

[arundolyn]

Happy birthday, Susano'o!

[hercookieangelhuman]

Undertale yellow flowey embroidery

This took about 40 hours, give or take a few

[rosieofcorona]

it might be time to quit my job fr

[gncrezan]

happy valentine's day najam!! 💕 love u so much, you always make my days so bright, i hope you enjoy that same brightness today

HAPPY VALENTINES QUILL !!!!! hope you had a good day, i love you MWAH !!!!!! using this ask like last year as an excuse to post various nickmancing content i've accumulated over the years do not mind me (buttonkenzie sneaking in but still)

[finniestoncrane]

Ok for the kink bingo character ask meme....don't judge me Finnie pls...

Father Paul Hill/Pruitt from Midnight Mass 👀👀

Don't ask me WHY I need to know this. 💙💙

oh father paul ;-; oh hamish linklater ;-; oh my beloved corruption kink ;-;

i worry it's obvious, but that's the point i suppose! i think he'd lose his mind if he had you pretending to be some sort of satan worshipping temptress, or a demon in human form, teasing him and getting him all riled up, testing his faith and his limits, before corrupting his purity >:3

so submissive and breedable i think also u-u

[apple-of-my-pie]

hands down the best part of the unspoken name for me was looking at the blurb on the back cover, thinking ‘what the hell is an evil found family?’ and then reading the book and going ah. I see

[puppiedogs]

i called the ssa office to ask something and in the pre-recorded message they say, like it’s not fucking Insane, “if you’re calling with regards to a disability claim, due to a staffing shortage, current processing times for disability claims are between 250 and 300 days, after which it will take three to four weeks for you to receive your decision by mail” as though that’s just something that happens whoopsie sorry about that like die actually. how do these people sleep at night

[nonuggetshere]

Local idiots almost get caught, more at ten

[zoobus]

Everybody on my team quit lol