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"the beast kicks the blog author into space"
#over the garden wall#the beast#aw heck i been spotted#officer i can explain#anon shaming me for being extra obsessed with beast's voice#:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((#CMON MAN HIS VOICE HIS VOIIIIIICEEE#otgw askbox#made otgw art
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wanting to draw my centaur OCs really got me googling 'horse view from behind'
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Yes, but you're not looking at the most important fact.
"Which is?"
I love him.

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Hmmm we should play around with the idea of Tim going undercover more. Especially when he goes out as Caroline Hill btw.
Dead Tired prompt once again.
Danny knows the people he's working for are... shady at best but he needed this job, ever since he left Amity Park after getting into a bad fight with his parents, they wanted him to become a Ghost Hunter (funny how they never really pressured Jazz into it.), he made sure to shut down the portal now since he learned to make portals (and made sure to delete and burn his parents blueprints for it), renounced himself as Ghost King (he really didn't want the responsibility and helped set up a kinda self governing and kinda 'I will come back to help the Realms keep stable but I am NOT ruling' thing)
[Basically Danny is still technically the King, the Realms need him to keep stable (personal head canon the Realms reflect its Ruler, Danny is much more stable than Pariah Dark and thus the Realms are healing and slowly returning to its natural state), but Danny set up a somewhat self governing thing where he can leave but returns very so often to keep the Realms stable and healing. Its complicated but it works.]
AND because his grades tanked hard due to the accident and being a young ghost hero in high school, Danny didn't have a lot of choices for work or even school (he is in college, none of his dream ones though, and is juggling between it and odd jobs here and there)
Anyways so yeah, Danny knows the people he's working for aren't... great. He knows they're shady AF and knows he could maybe find out what if he used his ghost powers but he does need this job for just a bit longer, until his next paycheck that's all.
He also know his new co-worker might be an undercover cop and is investigating them.
Caroline Hill is a nice lady though, even if it was an act to get closer, polite, works hard when paired with him, and very pretty.
So Danny decides to help cover up tiny mistakes or distract their other co-workers/employers when she's snooping around their work areas/offices.
#danny phantom#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny fenton#crossover#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#dead tired#future dead tired#Tim is undercover as Caroline in a shady workplace#Danny is there working cause he needs the cash and is doing his best NOT to be pulled in deeper#he just need the cash until next paycheck#Danny covers for Tim 'Caroline' when he can#He kept one of their 'bosses' out of the office room when Tim was in there looking at files#and makes LOUD noises and distractions to give Tim time to leave/hide#Danny explains his mistakes away by saying he's suffering from being shocked to near death as a teen and his body still has trauma#Tim starts liking Danny more. He already liked Danny cause hes smart and is actually respectful towards him as Caroline.#When Danny stops a coworker from harassing 'Caroline' for drinks#He digs into Danny's life to make sure he's clean despite working for some bad people#He's happy when finds next to nothing in the shady business and see's/hears Danny is doing this just for the next paycheck#I like to think after Tim takes the business down he sends out a job offer for Danny#No its not because he's crushing on the guy! He's smart and already in college for engineering! He's perfect for WE future!#And Tim Drake-Wayne is merely offering jobs to clean people in that business thats all...Hehe oh look he randomly ran into Danny!#Danny is shocked when he's offered a job at WE. Then he meets Tim and can SENSE thats he was Caroline! Same soul. Still pretty.
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Comfort and safety and such things
This one was actually a commission! I had a lot of fun working with such a cute concept
#payneland#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin x charles#everyone's favorite side character: the office couch#if one can even call it that#listen listen my girlfriend reads to me all the time#words cannot explain how comforting and lovely it is#i totally understand charles giving up paradise for the boy who read to him#so while working on this one I kept thinking about how much love there is in the act of reading to someone#cutie if you're reading this I love you thanks for always reading to me
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It's here everybody! Dungeons and Daddies the Manga is now possible for you to buy and to hold!
I'll have this store open for a few months to let orders build up before I place my own order to get the books made (I don't want to order 100 books in advance and only get 50 orders, leaving me with a ton of leftovers, y'know?), so be prepared to wait a while before it's actually in your hands.
Dungeons and Daddies the Manga is over 250 pages, and costs $25 CAD (~$18 USD) before shipping, which is about $2 less than the manga I most recently bought!
While you're over there, I also have a leftover sale for the stickers I made for the anniversary some months ago, so if you missed out on those, now is the time to grab them while supplies last! They're $10 CAD a pack (~$7 USD).
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#doodly#noodly#taylor swift dndads#lincoln li wilson#normal oak#scary marlowe#please buy these#y'all said you would#I'll put together a graphic explaining my stretch goals in a bit#for the merch bundle#tbh I'm so scared I undercharged for shipping#I'm gonna get to the post office and each order is gonna turn out to cost $60 just to ship#but if people buy the stickers which cost only a stamp to ship#that can cushion the shipping cost#so please buy those too#boost this please!
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i was rewatching the lighthouse case episode and i've came to the conclusion that Charles and Edwin get paid in trinkets. i mean, what would they need the money for? they are ghosts, they don't need to buy food or anything, Crystal is the only one that needs money but she hasn't always been in the agency. and that "we don't have it in our collection yet" about the magic 8 ball? i'm telling y'all those dead boys get paid in trinkets and other stuff they like
#this would also explain the outrageous amount of versions of clue they have in the office#i'm imagining them wondering wether to take a case or not#and then the client goes like “i can pay you with this shiny cursed thing i have”#and they just immediately agree to take the case#dead boy detectives#dbda#edwin payne#charles rowland
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And because I recently read the Chocolate Box...Please enjoy one of the only things I feel like the show did right with this particular story...
Poirot looking super dapper in his Belgian police uniform:
The cut of this uniform is very flattering on him, I must say...especially with the way it accentuates his chest, his waist, and his ''''''''seat''''''''
And I love the design on the collar/sleeves. Very fancy/official
also. please look at his very silly official hat
Gotta say. Hugh Fraser may have been the eye candy of this show, but. David Suchet sure knows how to be pretty, too
#I may. just. have a thing for men in uniform#that might be what is going on here#add to that the fact that I am pansexual and it creates the recipe for 'oh no everyone's hot' disease#Although.... Funny enough. With apologies to Philip Jackson. Inspector Japp is. not my type#so I suppose it would be more accurate to say it creates the recipe for 'oh no *almost* everyone is hot' disease#anyway speaking of uniforms. and because I am a nerd. I think it would be funny to draw Poirot in a Starfleet uniform.#Although it would have to be one of the 2330s ones because any of the other eras just wouldn't do his sense of style justice#Although if I were to be real. I don't see him actually *being* in Starfleet. Like maaybe? he was a long time ago and now he's '''retired''#I DO see him as an El Aurian ambassador that gets called in for investigations a LOT#(and let's be real him being El Aurian would certainly explain him just straight up not aging in canon)#Anyway maybe he gets called in all the time because Admiral Japp can't get anything done without him#And he meets Hastings because Japp calls him in to investigate some happenings aboard Captain Hastings' ship#And Ambassador Poirot may or may not be a thorn in Captain Hastings' side for a VERY brief time#until he clears Capt. Hastings' good name and enlists his help in the investigation. and he just slips right past Hastings' defences#Like. 'oh you put up walls so that people can't get to know you? what walls? I didn't see any'#And by the end Captain Hastings starts to think.#'oh no. I think. I think I like him. Oh NO. I think I REALLY LIKE him. OH NO'#And the Investigation is over and Hastings is having a crisis like. 'how do I ask him not to leave. Am I allowed to do that?'#'But I'm the captain I shouldn't be asking him to stay. Wait but I'm the captain so technically I'm the only one who *CAN* ask him to stay'#'*internal screaming*'#But then maybe Ambassador Poirot decides on his own that he'd like to stick around on Hastings' ship for a while. Act as a 'consultant'.#And Hastings is relieved like 'oh thank god. I won't have to say goodbye to him. wait. but like. not because. I want him or anything. what?#and First Officer Lemon is giving him the KNOWINGEST LOOK OF ALL TIME#(and. side note. we all know that First Officer Felicity Lemon would run THE tightest ship ever. So you can jot that down)#wow I accidentally unexpectedly made an AU in the tags again. Well. That was fun. Thanks for reading if you stuck around#5.6 The Chocolate Box#watching poirot#poirot#Hercule Poirot#agatha christie’s poirot
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Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes / Then There Was You by Calum Scott
#this song so summer so joy#but it’s have some lyrics that makes me thinking about this two#thanks garfield movie!#kingdom of the planet of the apes#planet of the apes#mae x noa#noa see something in mae he can’t explain how he feels like about#philosophical club of noamae#slowly destroying myself 🤧#go watch garfield in theatres it’s pure serotonin#and also go re watch kingdom of course 🙌🏾#LOOK IM OUT OF SCREENSHOTS!!!#I’LL WAIT FOR ITS HD OFFICAL RELEASE SO I CAN MAKE A LOT MORE
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And I'll do it again!! XD
Part of becoming an author, or a writer of any kind, is accepting the fact that no matter what you do, you're inevitably going to end up on a watchlist of some sort purely for your Google search history.
#fic writing#officer I can explain#I'm an author#i had to google it#it was vitally important to the plot#fanfiction#writing#ao3 writer#ao3#ao3 author#writing problems#fanfiction.net#fanfic author
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was joking to my girlfriend about a very elaborate scenario in which fugo would wear a shirt that reads "I taste as good as I look". The exact text is as follows
"A concept: fugo wearing a crop top that reads "I taste as good as I look" but it's laundry day (that's the only reason he's wearing it, it was a gag gift from Trish) and he looks like shit so it just looks like cannibalism deterrent" -Astro
I drew this to destress . Maybe I'll fix it up and make it into a proper drawing sometime. Not tonight tho
#pannacotta fugo#vento aureo#jjba#jojo's bizarre adventure#it's FGA if you squint so I'm tagging it#fugoposting#fugo's gay adventure#jjba part 5#I was gonna draw the giorno shirtless calendar into the background again#but explaining its presence in a random laundromat was too complicated#not that I think fugo is the sole owner of the shirtless giorno calendar#im sure its found itself many homes#lol#I like to imagine fugo only has it because they gave it to him I don't think he's brave enough to buy that on his own#or maybe he finds the concept weird and maybe violating but the boss is the boss and can do whatever he wants#only has it up in his office because he realized he didn't have any other calendars#and of course because . well.#I should draw him being like <giorno calendar we're really in it now>
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is… The Sun of Knowledge (Shams al-Ma'arif) by Ahmad Ibn 'Ali Al-Buni some… kind of inspiration for this blog? Obviously I don’t want to assume, but I recently read the book and I was just wondering… 🙂↕️
hi! gonna give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you mean well (because the way this is worded is Not and it has some weird undertones) but from what i have seen, and correct me if i’m wrong, this book contains magical spells, chants, incantations and numerology about magical artifacts that are used for summoning bindings and controlling jinns. and not only is it not just a book, it’s a grimoire. i have not personally read it, because if you study islamic history you will see why most of us muslims tend to stay away from sources of black magic and because it’s not a historical source of actual information, and have not based shams’ blog on it, but i’m interested to see why you think so. on the same note, i’m confused as to why you think it inspired this blog because 🧍🏻♀️ i don’t use islamic magic on this blog but! i keep an open mind lmao
#either way i’m muslim so im not interested in reading this book due to the way i grew up and how it is spoken about#so you’ll have to explain it to me yourself#or! just come to my dms#idk i have a lot of thoughts rn but i’m waiting until you tell me further so i can know if i read this correctly or not#in my office rn so i also cant say everything on my mind but once again i’m willing to listen 😭
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When Steph and Cass get married they don’t take the last name Brown (Daddy Issues™️) or Cain (Daddy Issues Prime™️) or even Wayne (Steph absolutely REFUSES to become a Wayne nosirree), but a secret fourth thing (Gordan).
#BARBRA GORDON IS CASS’ MAMA AND TO AN EXTEND STEPH’S TOO OKAY#yes Steph still has Crystal but yall can NOT tell me she didnt lowkey look up to Babs as a secondary mom figure#the only one who is in on the jig is Kate bc shes officating the whole thing bc DUH and the way she fucken WHEEZZEEDDD when Steph explained#the way Kate would stand at the podium and anounce with such a smug grin#looking DIRECTLY at Bruce#‘I pronounce you…. MRS STEPHANIE AND MRS CASSANDRA GORDAN!’#the sheer fucken UPROARRRR#Steph LAUNCHES herself into Cass’ arms and kisses her senselessly as her now wife effortlessly carries her in a bridal carry#babs takes a second to process before instantly losing her NIND bc oh these crazy kids did NOT no no shes not crying#(she is. she so is. her date Dinah is handing her a hankerchief)#the batbros minus dami are hollering and cheering bc YEAHHHH STICK TO THE MANNNN#dami himself is dismissive and muttering about how could anyone throw away the wayne name like this#(on the inside he actually thinks this is pretty funny and must admit Barbra’s last name is a worthy rival to the Wayne name)#Bruce. Bruce is stunned. shell shocked. this girldad just lost his fav kid his princess#Jim is just having a damn good time bro is clapping Bruce on the back and having a good laugh over it all#also does this mean he has two honorary grandkids? no? well suck it bruce theyre my grandkids now#the other gothmanites who were invited like the birds of pret or the gotham city sirens are also all clowning on Brucie Boy#dc#stephcass#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#batfam
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I know it's nothing all that exciting, but I'm trying to get back into writing and drawing and took some reference shots of Eclair’s office and the Investigations Bureau and I think I might have some actual ideas again soon 💙
#toast talks#I always have the hardest time explaining things but I can *show* them to you all in a half baked sense /hj#The cat in her office is Niko wnsjsjxjsj if I can get a black cat then that'll be PERFECT#I did all this cause I don't like that we only get one view of the Palais + Neuvillette's office and like#the Marechaussee Phantom are also based out of the Palais which means there has to be a space where they work as well#I'll eventually get the archives and extra rooms put together but right now its just her office and some basic decoration#On the first and second floor wnxjwj#Playing dolls with my silly faves and putting them around my teapot for my own entertainment teehee#Oh shit I forgor to put an extra phonograph in her office -
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apartment hunting lead me to a job interview tomorrow, wish me luck 🙏😭
#it just happened out of the blue??? so basically the gist of it was that i was handing documents on behalf of my mom and one of the people#in the office just went 'u can work for us here'#and i went huh?!?!?!?!!? but i mean hey why not. it's a great opportunity#might hold off on uni if i do get this job (which i hope i do augh please 🙏🙏😭😭😭)#aparently one who offered me the job was a recruiter so that explains it#i feel so nervous tho i mean it wont be the end of the world if i dont get it but i just hope i dont mess it up#i alr met the person whos gonna interview me he seems like a great dude too im just super fucking anxious aughhvghnhgv#that's it for the small update i swear more art soon a lot has been happening lately so yk its kinda hard to find time to finish things#frambling...?
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people are walking around the office too much I'M OVERSTIMULATED!!!!
#i know that this is just how an office functions but maybe it shouldn't#how can i explain that i have an elevated heart rate because people are moving around excessively
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