#oh Harvey...

[wannabecatwriter]

"Your club sounds like such a hassle," Josie noted. "You're the boss. Why can't you find people to lighten your load?"

"Finding good help is hard. Everyone wants to get paid, but no one wants to actually work. At the end of the day, I still end up responsible for everything," Harvey complained.

"That sounds like a drag," Josie sympathized.

"Yeah, well, story of my life."

"Maybe I should help you out?" Josie offered. "I'm very good with people, you know."

"Hmm, I'm sure, but why would you want to spend your time on that?" Harvey paused. He hasn't actually told Josie it was a strip club that he owned yet and he had a feeling she won't take it the best way. And he certainly didn't want her knowing about the other "business" of the club just yet... maybe if things got a little more serious between them?

"So that you'd have more time," she grinned.

"I've got plenty of time now," he smiled.

[nadhie]

the bachelors, the bachelorettes AND KROBUS.

[prlssprfctn]

Jason Todd arrives to the Gotham after being brought back alive for the first time, and while building up his career as Red Hood, visits Harvey Dent in the Arkham. They talk in a surprising peace, discuss this and this, and Jason even shares some of his insane ass lore, because, honestly, who is going to believe Harvey Dent?

And no one doesn't.

But there is a problem. The next time Bruce Wayne visits Harvey, Harvey randomly drops a bomb on him by saying that he is so, so glad that their Jaylad is back, and he grew up so much, looks so much like Bruce now! He even tries to assure him that, you see, yeah, Jason was dead, but he crawled out of his grave, and then, the Lazarus Pit fixed him!

Bruce thinks Harvey finally had reached the end of his line. Like, low-key, the last stage of insanity.

Harvey: God, he is still so well-mannered. I feel so pleased that he came to visit old me first, though. I always thought I was his favourite over you.

Bruce, laughing awkwardly, while asking the medics to add some new medicine to Harvey: Ahaha, yeah, that sounds like our Jaylad.

Harvey: Super happy for him, seriously. I mean, look at him, getting himself a new career as a Red Hood. That's our son. Feel a little bit bitter that he is into Al Ghuls family now, but that's fine.

Bruce, frowning, because Harvey isn't supposed to know about Al Ghuls and their connection to Lazarus Pit or about Red Hood: Uh, had J-Jason said something else to you?

Harvey: Oh, damn, we spoke for the whole night. He was pissed at you, though. Like, for the Tim guy, whoever he is.

Bruce, turning to the doctors: ...Maybe, uh, give me the same pills you gave him. I feel like I need it, too.

[paperlignes]

WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS (2019-2024) SEASON 6, EPISODE 5: NANDOR'S ARMY

[poorlemons]

Gertrude sure did have assistants, huh?

[reginalusus]

Ohhh, Jason. They kill a guy together and he can't stop the puns... Harvey is not a fist-bump kind of guy but gotta keep the kid happy.

Process thing under the cut for funsies:

[fantastic-nonsense]

society if Two-Face was Batman's arch-nemesis instead of the Joker:

[occudo]

Here, have some problematic old women

(and Jude I guess)

clothes and pose inspo

[fizpup]

the gang's all here! (ft lovely addition by @horse-time-babey in the first pic lol)

[ministarfruit]

stardew valley marriage candidates

[pineappical]

cooking lessons

[kaybzzart]

little break from Shane to go back to my roots!

ref under

[flowery-draws]

the drawing that i made when i do livestream on instagram

(I drew Sam for my friend on instagram! the small head with green hair is Matcha! it's her oc! her IG is @ voideydew!)

[prlssprfctn]

I kinda love the headcanon that in the first years of Dick's being a Robin — as he was a child, obviously, — he was quite useless as a side-kick in a way only a child could. Yet, he has absolutely zero recollections of all of that, so he genuinely (and proudly) thinks that he was super-extra responsible and impossible to fight even as a kid. The most unproblematic side-kick to deal with. In the meanwhile, Bruce is struggling not to laugh because that was absolutely not how it was, but there is no way he tells that to Dick himself.

Dick: Mind you, guys, I was fighting crime from the very young age, always focused, never side-tracked. like, I was clearly so made for this.

Bruce, remembering that half of first Dick's missions were crushed by him asking to get him juice/being hungry, and just sitting pretty on the boxes and bullying their enemies: A natural talent, yes.

[paperlignes]

Nandor giving Guillermo the P.I. Undercover: New York Season 3 Hoodie in S06E08 + Nandor with Guillermo's Sweater in S05E08

[speltfields]

my april fools prank is drawing something adn finishing it