#oh and also it makes me want to dieeeee

[sponge-eating-goblin]

Job hunting in Today's Economy tm has got to be a greek mythology punishment of some sort

[eddiediazismyhusband]

sometimes i feel like eddie has known that he and buck have a chemistry that surpasses friendship since the kitchen scene (you can’t convince me that he wasn’t fully aware that buck was flirting but buck had no idea) but has been pushing his feelings down.. partly because he didn’t want to have them, partly because he wanted buck to figure it out all on his own, partly for chris. and over time he continued to push it deeper and deeper and continued to date while buck continued to date. so when buck admits he’s with tommy, eddie blows his life up because he forgot to consider that buck may discover that part of himself by meeting someone else and dating them. and now he feels like he can’t be selfish and tell buck while he’s in a relationship with another person.

this would explain why in bucks coming out scene, he only directed his surprise toward tommy being gay.

idk i could be losing my mind but i feel like eddie knowsss! even if he doesn’t want to accept it. entrusted buck with his kid for gods sake

i’m an eddie knows superfan till i DIEEEEE like

idk there’s so much potential that they have for it (like even w the kim situation and kim’s similarities to buck) and it makes me feral i fear

i also feel like the coming out scene has elements of eddie in his mind being like “oh, of course he doesn’t have feelings for me…. im not going to push my way in because he seems to really like t*mmy”

and add in buck having a subconscious knowledge of his feelings too and it’s like mutual pining but they’re both actively ignoring it 💀💀💀

[starl3ght]

Heyy star love love your work so far and was wondering if I could get a gaz reader hc ?❤️❤️

THANK YOU FOR THIS!! I love this man so much he’s perfect material❤️👄❤️

I really hope this seems accurate and to your liking <3

//~Kyle “Gaz” Garrick hcs~//

A/N: I was working on this a while ago I just forgot about it. Glad I could add the stuff I needed🥹 Currently in the process of more hcs, I’ll definitely post Alejandro or Soap depending on how much I write the this week. I’ll also be doing a little König oneshot because I love bae

Enjoy!!😍✨

Contains: Fluff, 18+, mentions of sex, little angst, just genuine hcs

Minors watch yourselves!!

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• Ok Gaz definitely fell for you when he first saw you. Love at first sight is what it was oh yes

• I see him as a dog person. Will randomly pet dogs on the street or bring a puppy in the house😭

• HE IS VERY SMART! Definitely was an honor student. He knows literally every subject he was ever taught in school

•When he comes home to you and you’re awake he’ll pick you up and you wrap your legs around his waist then he pulls you in for a kiss.

• If you’re asleep he’ll silently put his duffle bag in the living room and walks into your shared bedroom watching your sleeping form.

• “I’m home love…” he whispers sweet nothings into your ear and kisses your forehead then leaves the room to shower

• You go car cruising together at night in the city lights with any nice song playing. Most likely Passionfruit by Drake or some Weeknd

• Sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night and see his side of the bed is empty. You got confused a bit but when you walked into the living room to look for him, he was laying on the couch watching the recording of the basketball game he missed while he was out

• He just looks at you for like 5 seconds and gives you a playful smile “You wanna watch with me love?” Why the hell not🤷‍♀️

• You lay on top of him under the blanket and watch the game literally at like 2 am

• Arguments are rare. But when you do just prepare for some heartbreak

•If you have tears streaming down your cheeks he might release some too

•He’ll pull you into him and apologize while kissing the top of your head.

• When it comes to comfort, you’re both there for each other. When you cry he’ll hold you. “It’s alright, you’re ok love...”

• Some nightmares here and there sometimes. You’ll talk to him until he feels better and he hugs you.

• Now this may be odd. But no matter how late it is he’ll take you to the living room and have jazz music playing in the background while he slow dances with you.

• Price knows about you so he treats you really well. Really good friends actually

• Ghost would probably be casual about it. He knew about you when he and Gaz were taking out some enemies and they just talked to pass time.

• “Bloody Jesus, Gaz you really did a number on em mate.” Gaz loaded his gun again before turning to Ghost. “Yea, just wanna finish quick so I can get back home to my birdy.”

• Now Ghost was oddly curious. He turns to Gaz “You got yourself a lass huh? That’s nice mate” Gaz and Ghost turn back to the enemy soldiers, “yea…it is nice” he has a smile on his face

• Soap also finds out eventually and just spits out questions about you. Ghost slapped the back of his head so he could leave Gaz alone. Good job Ghost

• The 18+ now ong

• 🎶Sex, money, feelings dieeeee🎶

• Soft dom definitely

• Will never pressure you until you’re ready

• When you do, he knows how to use his voice👁👄👁

• Focuses on both of your experiences when he’s inside of you and whispers ‘I love you’ so many times

• holds your hands very tight like you could slip away from him

• Will indeed look after you well. Kissing you and in the bath he probably plays around with the bubbles to make you laugh🌹🥹

• ONG BUYS YOU STARBUCKS!!!😭😭

• Literally if you’re shopping and you come across it you just tug on his sleeve and you point at it. He’ll smile at how cute you look like a child and will buy whatever drink you want

• Little pillow fights, might’ve ripped a pillow once and feathers were everywhere in the room but you’re both laughing too much

• He literally has you pinned to the floor sometimes playfully and you caress his cheeks smiling at each other and you lean up to kiss him.

• Gaz is just a sensual, loving, amazing partner in my eyes.

• Would do absolutely anything for you

[indygotcha]

Got tagged twice actually by @japanesedragonrider and @mewkwota ! Wanted to wind down today due feeling bit aimless BTW.

Favorite Color: Turquoise Blue and Orange

Last Song: Mindtrap by Blank Banshee - mostly because the lyrics and overall Death Grips-esque tone has ended uncannily befitting the psyche and mood of my latest OC I've been working on. I wanted him to be an inversion of "wet chihuahuas"/"girlfailures" seen in modern anime lately such as Bocchi/Hitori Gotou and Kobeni Higashiyama mainly through examining back to my own past regarding my experiences with ableism-based bullying and shutting off from the world. The OC that came out of that ended up becoming this lanky, "sheltered dog gone through abuse"-type dude - feeling now a lot like Asuka Langley Soryu in mannerisms but wanting everyone to stay the far fucking away from him. Funny how that works.

Currently Reading: Haven't actually been reading much lately aside from assorted fanfics on Ao3. Some really heartwarming, some with varying degrees of spicy. I get easily drowsy reading them though, oufff. Currently Watching: G Gundam and Magical Knight Rayearth - if you've been following my rare occurrence of personal posts on my reblog-centric blog lately. Domon and Sai-Saici + Hikaru and Umi, my beloveds. (WHY OH WHY DID MISS P HAVE TO DIEeeee)

Currently Craving: Not much, I think - but I do miss my sibling, them being kept busy has left me bit lonely regarding genuine familial interactions.

Coffee or Tea: I flip-flop between both? I'm not exactly into ordinary black coffee - I seem to lean on flavoured lattes or cappuccinos more than anything. I've drank milk tea since very young and love all the flavoured types out there~ Something tells me the caffeine ain't working well with my current ADHD-medication however, might have to cut out my morning vanilla latte...

A Hobby I'd Like To Try: I've been trying to get back on drawing again lately, but it's been really hard to figure out the balance between trying to get good at it and just trying to concentrate on drawing things I find fun or like. In some respects I also feel like what I wanna draw for fun are things I can't exactly discuss in enthutiasm to someone and just have to work on in a vacuum - but IDK, maybe I'm really not making most of the support near me? (Though at times I'm afraid people are just too busy to possibly be my accountability buddies of sort regarding me sharing things and hearing their feedback...)

An AU You've Been Plotting: I'm always around mass crossover AUs - I guess because they serve as my personal sandboxes/toyboxes to explore the series I've been into that I can also categorize by medium, genre, or time period. One I've actually been trying to get out for a while now is this long-dwelling plot bunny on my head - with how I've been trying to give it a definite start and end in under 20 chapters or so. The premise with sounds really cracky and poisonously meta - except I've been staying keen on trying to tackle it as sincerely as possible. I guess I'm weird like that. To explain the premise in simple sentence, I'm taking the implied rivalry between Pokemon-anime and Animaniacs during their time on KidsWB and using it as a springboard to make main trios from those shows getting to know each other better after a major incident spurred by the latter party. This also involves a road trip to some kind of china-towny resort for localized anime stars taking a vacation in palmtree coastline-filled roads and beaches inspired by SEGA's Outrun and Hiroshi Nagai's illustrations on city pop albums in the 80s. I'm looking forward to various shows I wanna explore there for this pair of trios to interact with. Other AUs I've been messing around is Jellystone!-esque take on many characters from Golden Age of Arcades. It's been pretty fun to write more humorous, clever or plain irreverent takes on these somewhat simple arcade characters. I certainly like what I did with Ms.Pacman and the Ghost Gang + Mappy & Flicky...

Tags: @hatefilledpoptarts @tomatomagica @ogamagirl @starspatter @jupujuu @kermakatti @rex101111 @basedstoutland @zodiac-senpai @bimbelygimbly @harundraws @sonilium @kiora06 @patron-saints

You can take on this tag if you like~

[findingjoynweirdstuff]

Dream SMP Recap (May 12/2021) - The L’Sandburg Ultimatum

Foolish leaves a message for the L’Sandburgians telling them that they have overstayed their welcome on his land and that they must take down their walls in five days.

Those yellow flags will be white, or this means war.

Meanwhile, Ranboo receives a letter back from the Council.

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VOD LINKS:

Ponk

Foolish

Philza

Captain Puffy

Ranboo

Badboyhalo

Badboyhalo

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- L’Sandburg has gone too far. At Foolish’s summer home, he explains that the L’Sandburgians have not only built a massive wall, but closed off the toll gate! 

- They’ve gotten a little too aggressive Foolish says, taking a toll-free shortcut that’s been conveniently dug beneath the wall

(Said shortcut is a hole with a ladder going all the way down to bedrock, a few blocks of horizontal tunnel and another hole going all the way back up to the surface with a tiny piece of the ladder missing halfway up)

- L’Sandburg has left Foolish no choice but to fight back. He is reluctant to start a war yet, as he would rather not use TNT on his own land. 

- The first thing he does is take down the gate. For now, he leaves them a message:

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Dear L’Sandberg,

You are in violation of the original agreement of building inside of one chunk of territory. Not only have you further expanded but you have the audacity to make a toll gate ON LAND OWNED BY FOOLISH. I expect this to be torn down  by the residents of L’Sandberg within 5 days. I WILL NOT LISTEN TO ANY DISPUTE OVER THESE LAND CLAIMS!

- Foolish

5-12-21

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- Ponk visits the summer home and speaks with Foolish to tell him that he’s named his skeleton horse for him, and walked the bee. 

- He leads Foolish all the way past Eret’s castle to the trapped flower hill. At the top, he places a bunch of maps with pictures of money on them

- He shows Foolish the underside of the hill, which is rigged with TNT. He blocks off the entrance as Foolish tries to run, shouts “LOVE ME” and lights it, sending the entire hill into an explosion

- Foolish asks what’s wrong with him and kills his dog. Ponk asks if he’s having a blast right now. As they walk back, Ponk turns to Foolish and says he trusts him to look after something, throwing him a poppy named “Sam <3″

Foolish: “Oh, this’ll be perfect for -- never mind.”

- Ponk then asks if Foolish notices anything different -- his eyes! He is Egg-free now

- They go up the MLG tower, and Foolish brings up the IOUs with Ponk. He mentions he’ll be going on a date soon and wants Ponk to be his waiter. Ponk says he’d be down

- Ponk tries to trade Foolish Netherite blocks for gold. He soon has to leave for the Twitch Rivals event

- Phil continues to work on the basement and chats with Tommy for a bit

- Ranboo goes to check his mailbox. Inside is a letter and an enchanted golden apple:

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Hello! No new news yet. We have been keeping an eye on things and everything seems to be going okay so far. In our searches one of us found something that may be of use to you! We have left it in this chest. We respect your wishes. - The Council

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- Ranboo leaves a return message:

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Council, Thank you for your gift it will prove to be of good use. Please make sure that you keep a close eye on everything happening regarding what we spoke about earlier. If i have any more requests i will give them to you here.  Thank you again. - Ranboo

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- After Eret blew up the glitch cube (with Fundy’s permission), Puffy lights the obsidian frame into Nether portals

- She then goes to check on L’Puffburg, seeing the message from Foolish. She takes the empty book and quill to write a reply:

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I agree with Foolish and also you should give Puffy diamonds as well because I’m also offended

- Puffy

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- She returns to working on her base back home

- Puffy later speaks with Badboyhalo extensively about Tall Mama

- They meet up at L’Sandburg and Bad shows off the wall before noticing the message, reading it

- Purpled logs onto the server for a few minutes

- Bad is enraged. He, out of the kindness of his heart, made a toll-free shortcut for Foolish! They take the shortcut. When they finally emerge out the other end of the shortcut, they come face to face with Foolish

Bad: I love this wall

Puffy: “I think I’ve heard that quote somewhere...”

- He speaks with Foolish, who is upset that Bad has made this wall. Bad explains that their economy was experiencing turmoil due to a loss of toll revenue

- Bad brings up Tall Cactus, insisting that while they gave Foolish Tall Cactus back, the L’Sandburgians kept ownership of the strip of land. Foolish disagrees

- Bad says that canonically, this is their path! Foolish replies that canonically, he gives two shits about this

- Foolish disapproves of the shortcut. Bad offers to improve it. While they discuss toll, Puffy starts twerking, asking why inflation has increased the toll to one golden apple

Foolish: “Five days. Five days for this wall to come down...or we might have turmoil.”

- Foolish refuses to pay the toll. Bad offers him a special yearly tollbooth pass for ten apples. Puffy pays him nine. L’Sandburg Toll Company thanks her for business

- Foolish threatens to hire Purpled to come kill them. Puffy hands Foolish the apples to pay to Bad. Puffy asks Bad if she and Foolish can make a drug cartel that passes underneath the wall

- Bad asks Puffy to join him in defending the wall as L’Sandburg and L’Puffburg, offering her 50% of the toll revenue. Puffy isn’t on board.

- Puffy brings up Tall Mama. They talk about Tall Mama. Eventually the subject returns to the wall

Bad: “Oh, so it’s gonna be war then, is that it?”

Foolish: “Oh, is that what this is? Huh, Bad? You want war!”

- Foolish lets Bad know to respond by letter. Or, he can surrender right now, and settle things peacefully. 

Foolish: “Bad, you see these yellow flags?”

Bad: “Yes.”

Foolish: “They better be white in five days.”

- Foolish says he’ll hire a bunch of mercenaries and end the war swiftly. Bad says he can pay them more to hire them over to his side. 

- Foolish threatens to set up a TNT canon aimed at the wall. Bad says he can rig TNT underneath the entire place so that if it ever goes, it will be nothing but a huge crater the size of Wyoming. They proceed to discuss Wyoming

- Foolish shows Bad Finley, his child. Bad almost refuses to give Finley back, but returns her

- They go back and look at the Tall Mama poster at Bad’s house

- Then they stack themselves in boats. Many innuendos are made

- Afterwards, though, Foolish tells Bad that this changes nothing. The walls of L’Sandburg must still come down. Bad is sad

Puffy: “Yeah it meant more to you, Bad, than it meant to him.”

Foolish: “It was a one-boat-stand, okay Bad?”

- After dealing with some technical issues for a bit, Bad tries to find Skeppy for his trident and starts following Ranboo around to see what he’s up to. 

- Bad finally spots Skeppy lurking on a tree, but Skeppy logs off when Bad tries to go to him. Bad tries repeatedly to convince Skeppy to log back on so he can kill him and retrieve the trident

- After the chase, Bad goes to L’Sandburg to fill chat in on the conflict, saying that Foolish seems to have declared war on L’Sandburg. Bad is unfazed by his threats and leaves his own response:

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EAT DIRT FOOLISH LSANDBURG WILL LIVE FOREVER!!!

DOWN WITH THE TYRANICAL TOTEM!!!

DIEEEEE

- With love, - BBH

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He signs the book “<3″

- Bad then “improves” the shortcut with lava out of the kindness of his heart and reinforces the wall with concrete

- Next, he tweaks the flags, making them black and yellow. He plans to mine a bunch of obsidian for the wall

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Upcoming Events:

- The ultimatum deadline (five days)

- Foolish’s date

- Quackity’s business opening

- Quackity’s next lore stream

- Tales From the SMP: “Space Race”

- Ponk’s lore stream

- Dream’s lore video

- Sapnap’s possible lore stream

- Awesamdude lore stream

[freak60000]

Whats Revenants story?

ohhhh buckle up. buckle uppp. this ended up being like several lengthy paragraphs long im so sorry

OH MY GOD. okay. so basically

this regular 45 year old human guy presumably named kaleb cross was a renowned assassin that worked for the syndicate right. he was one of the best assassins ever. we dont know how exsctly this happened but one day he DIED (he told a story as to how he died, but that was later confirmed to be a fib) and that was very bad because the syndicate needed him to kill people (the syndicate’s intentions are Very questionable btw idk a whole lot about those guys). sooo they took his corpse and began experimenting to preserve his life, and “resurrect” him so they could keep using him. this took a LONG TIME like i think a few decades. until eventually the solution was the ”simulacrum” which is a human mind and conscience uploaded into a robot body. they stored and preserved his brain somewhere so he could continue to thinka nd function and all that. but theres a CATCH to this: he doesnt Know that hes a robot. he thinks hes just some regular guy doing his job and all. some programming makes it so his reflection appears as kaleb cross, in flesh and blood and all that rather than the freaky 7ft tall robot thing he was. and he thought this way for TWO HUNDRED YEARS (estimated 268? i cant remember). he went on to assassinatr people for TWO HUNDRED YEARS all while thinking he was still human. idk i think something in the programming made it seem normal to live that long or whatever. if not then im sure he was really comfused. and they replicated these bodies EXPONENTIALLY. theres like millions of these robot bodies and every time he gets killed he just gets uploaded to a new one, while STILL RETAINING the memory, pain and trauma suffered from the last one, including whatever way he had died. FUCKED UP RIGHT and he lived like this for more than 200 years. until ONE DAYY this guy took up a hit to kill this guy named Marcos Andrade. heavily guarded blah nlah blah he didnt care he KILLED that guy and his wife, but his 9 year old daughter escaped (she is VERY IMPORTANT. she would later grow up to be Loba Andrade who is a character in the roster set for revenge on revenant ^_^). but while he was killing and all that he got a piece of glass stuck through his neck. he saw it in his human reflection and pulled it out and LO AND BEHOLD his reflection glitched and he saw what he Actually was for all those years. overwhelmed with rage this mf set out to kill every last hammond robotics (the people who made him) employee and more, turning on them because thats what they had been using him for. and yeah hes been doing that ever since. he joined the games to get himself closer to the syndicate and hammond and to just “satiate his endless bloodlust” apparently. ok girl!

this part is explaining what has happened since joining the games and whats currently happened to the best of my ability. so loba right. he immediateky recognized her when she joined. she unsuccessfully tried to kill him for good, by locating his brain (the only way to Truly Kill Him besides the source code which i think are the same thing? i think???) but triggered a security protocol that made everything crumble. they ”teamed up” to find the source code again because tbh, revenant wanted OUTTT. at this point hes been living for 314 (correct me if im wrong) years in a body he HATES so tbh he wanted TO DIEEEEE. REALLY BAD. and this conflicted loba because she wanted him to pay and suffer for what he did. so she decided she was gonna send his source code away and Force him to live a forever life he didnt want to (IM SO PROUD OF HER). so he sought to kill everything Else she loved and make Her suffer which is what hes doing now. loba had a crush on bangalore but after rejection is rebounding to valkyrie, both of which revenant is toying with to make loba suffer. revenant says love LOSES. he also has beef with every single woman on the roster i think thats really funny

also theres ash who is another, newer simulacrum (who has vastly different programming that im not getting into), and after she ”woke up” and realized what she was, revenant tried to like. kill her? i think? to save her from that fate he suffered? but it didnt work LOL. and now they are like bickering siblings theyre so funny. they hate eachother so bad. he hates all the legends but takes interest in the ones he can toy with. example pathfinder, who is really really nice to him despite revenant being really really mean to him but pathfinder Insists on including and being his friend to the point revenant just finds it annoying and mildly entertaining. hes threatened to kill him but hasnt because it ”wouldnt be any fun”. love wins

he also has cool dark evil powers for some reason but we dont know where he got them (a writer said it would be explained via a future legend, but that hasnt happened and its been almost three years). also in another dimension he is king of the world. sooo

if you read this far i owe you money. i lovr you so much

[bluejaytaco]

What up? it DND wit Jay!

(We return to the realm where we are standing in front of a giant gold gate. There's a dwarf standing in front of it with a clip board in their hand, just flipping through.)

Alabaster: (walks up) H-Hail and well met, my friend.

Dwarf: Names?

Alabaster: Oh! Um, I'm fine.

Dwarf, flipping through his clipboard: Fine.... Fine.... Nope, not seeing any "fine" here.

Art: (Walks up)....What about Ebony?

Dwarf, flipping through: Uh, yeah. We got an "ebony".... He's an orc. And considering none of you are Orcs, I doubt any of you are Ebony.

Art: Uh, that's racist.

Theodora:... Quite a detailed guest list...

Koejin: (Walks up and points at a random name) That's me.

Dwarf, looks down at the name: Your Grenadine Ceriph? High priestess in Calor? (Context: Calor is a Tiefling city. Koejin is human... well... was)

Koejin: Yeah, that's me.

Dwarf, getting sick of us: Look, I don't have tie for you people messing... (looks up at Koejin and goes silent).... You're not supposed to be here. This isn't your realm.

Koejin: Uhhh... Well, I have business with the man in charge.

Dwarf: I'm gonna have to call Pelor.

The entire group: (various ways of saying, "You do that" From "yes, please do" to "yeah, get that fucking bitch here! I wanna speak to the manager!")

Dwarf, mumbling into a sending stone before looking back at us: Is one of you named Theodora?

Theodora: Uhh.... Yeah.

Dwarf: You guys can go in. That's all I needed because now I know your names. But thanks for lying to me!

(The gates open and we all walk through. It's less blinding, but only slightly less on the other side of the gate. We see people walking around and just enjoying their afterlife. In the far off distance, there is a silhouette of a giant castle. We can also see the opening to a large garden where Pelor is standing with his arms crossed. Some of us see Alabaster's daughter, Eris, stomping on the flowers.)

Pelor, voice booming towards us: Everyone, front and center!

(All of us go with different levels of reluctance. Hennessy leads the way while Art and Jaquine kinda trail back.)

Pelor: So, what is it you need from me? (He's still standing over us while Eris continues to stamp through the flowers.)

(For a moment, we're all silent.)

Theodora: We want to speak to Thia.

Pelor: Thia is not in a place to speak. She is in my castle now, practicing her abilities for the Cleanse.

Hennessy: Is she okay? You don't have her locked up somewhere, hurt, right?

Pelor: Hennessy, my dear boy. Would you lock up a tiger in a small cage? No, you would respect the animal. Thia is in a place of comfort and has free reign.

Hennessy: She's got free reign? So she can go smoke in every room of the castle?! Even your room?!

Pelor: uhh....yes...

Hennessy: Ohh that just won't do. That smell of recreational drugs gets into the fibers and it can be a bitch to get out.

Pelor, suddenly giving off the impression he would like to hurry this along so he could go clean: It doesn't matter. She is my key to cleansing the world and making it all light. And I can save you all, if you kneel before me and accept me as your true god.

(No one kneels but Hennessy does raise an eyebrow at the "kneel" comment.)

Koejin: So how do you promise our safety.

Pelor: Well, you are excluded from this. Your friends, however, are protected because my followers will all survive.

Art: Don't you need the dark to have the light?

Pelor:... You would think that. Ticket Master would have you think that. And you, specifically, reek of him.

Art: Uh, rude?

Pelor: You know what he wants, don't you? He wants me dead so he can be the god of light. His best friend being the god of darkness would mean the two of them would take over everything. The two of them would rule all.

(Art was trying really hard to not say how he didn't see this as a bad thing, considering his bias. But somehow, as everyone was arguing against the cleanse, it was returned to the subject of Art and Ticket Master.)

Pelor: I think we've had quite enough of this talk.

Art: Yeah, let's stop talking about Ticket Master and the guy who may or may not have had sex with him.

(Pelor reacted in disgust which just turned into Art shouting "Sex with Ticket Master!" at the god of light. The tiefling was really aiming to make the god throw up.)

Koejin, joining in: There were definitely tentacles involved!

Art: Lots of tentacles! Sooooo many tentacles!!!

Pelor: Enough! All of you! (grabs Eris by the hair) If none of you will take this seriously, there is no longer a reason to speak with you.

Eris, punching at the hand: Let go! (turns to Alabaster) Daddy! I don't wanna go!

(They walk through a wall made of marble that Hennessy tries to reach through to grab for Eris. He just barely pulls his hand back before the wall solidifies again and he loses his hand.)

Vincent, rushing up to Hennessy: What did you think you were doing?!

Hennessy: The girl didn't want to go with the man! And when the girl doesn't wanna go, you don't let her go!

Vincent: You're gonna make such a great dad!

(behind the garden and before the castle there was a massive labyrinth. We walked up to see two different entrances. Koejin ends up smelling something familiar but can't really pick where it's coming from.)

Art: Hmmm (turns to Red) think you can turn into a dragon and fly up? maybe we can see where to go.

Red, not all that enthused by the idea: Uhh, yeah, I guess. Step back.

(Everyone stands back to give her enough room to transform. She flies up to the edge of the maze, but once her talons hit the edge, they shoot up another hundred feet and knock her back down.)

Red, turns back into her base form and glares at everyone: Well, that didn't help!

Art: (shrugging) well, my plans aren't ever without fault.

(Hennessy casts detect magic and, aside from nearly having his brain explode from all the god magic around, he discovers on direction is dark magic while the other is light.

We end up going towards the dark side because we figure that's where Thia might be hiding.)

(First stop is a room with a sword in a stone. Hennessy can sense that the magic is dark, but it isn't the source.)

Koejin: (climbs up and pulls the sword from the stone and holds it up in the air. She then hears the sounds of us screaming in agony.)

What we see: Koejin pulling the sword out and standing with it like she's posing.

Art: Uhhh.... what is happening?

Theodora: Koejin? You okay?

Koejin vision! Art: (melting away and falling apart) You killed us!!!!

Koejin vision! Theodora: (Also melting) You let us dieeeee!!!!

Koejin, turning to see all this: No! No, I saved Art's life so many times! (Turns to Theodora) I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Art: Koejin.... we're fine!

Koejin: (runs up to start trying to put Art's face back together. To everyone else, she'd just smooshing his face while still holding the sword.)

Theodora: (dispels the magic from the sword and a little imp pops free)

Koejin: (can now see that everyone's okay and it still just kinda groping Art's face.)

Art:....uh, Koejin?

Koejin: Yeah.... sorry. You were melting just now.

(We talk to the little imp briefly to find that he is a prisoner in the maze. He asks if he's free to go but as soon as he does, he's struck by lightning.)

(We continue down the path for a little bit before Koejin figures out that we're going the wrong way because she can no longer smell the "smelly smell that smells." In that time, Hennessy incinerated some talking furniture which the DM disappointedly let us know that we wouldn't be seeing the IKEA Lich. I have a feeling the IKEA Lich might pop up in a future one shot.

But also, we got this exchange.)

Theodora: (casts a spell in attempt to sober Koejin.)

Koejin: (starts screaming as her skin starts to burn) Stop!

Theodora: (stops immediately) I... I was just trying to help..

Koejin: I'm the God of intemperance, Theodora! You can't just sober me up!

Theodora: What?!

(This starts into a fight about how this isn't the weirdest thing we've been through while she continues to talk about how she wasn't expecting to hear her daughter was a god.)

Red: If I may, I can see where Theodora is coming from here. Be it the weirdest thing or not, finding out your child is involved in some affair with the gods can be surprising. (Shoots a look at Art) Like your son being intimately involved with a tentacle monster god.

Art:.... you weren't supposed to know about that....

Red: You were shouting about it just before while I was standing there.

Art:... right..... forgot you were there....

Red: Either way; something for us to talk about later, Sweetie.

Art rolling his eyes, sarcastically: But Mother, I love him.

((Koejin's Player: And I have to remember to write proper notes about what everyone knows and doesn't know.

DM: Eh, it's all out now))

(We head from the dark part to the light part and find ourselves walking down a hall for hours. It gets to the point where Mrs. Red starts to complain.)

Red: Ugh... when is this fucking thing going to end? Doesn't anyone have a way to move this along faster?

Art: It's going to feel like longer if you keep bitching.

Red: I don't even wanna be here!

Theodora: None of us want to be here!

Art, agreeing: Yeah, and yet, here we are! So, how about you shut your mouth for a bit while we figure out how to get home and make sure there's even a "home" to go back to!

Red:.... Actually, Art. Considering that, I think this might be a good time for you and I to talk....

(Art is pulled off to the side by Mrs. Red, Reita following. Theodora tries to usher everyone a respectful distance away to try and ensure privacy. She does her best, but pretty much everyone is still eavesdropping.)

Red: I know I haven't been the best mother... In fact, I might be the worst... But know that I will try to make this all better and I'm just looking for your forgiveness.

Art:.... you might remember us as a nice, happy little family, but let me tell you what I remember.

Koejin: You tell her, Art!

Art, ignoring her and pretending he doesn't know people are listening: ....you slicing off Reita's face, blowing up Thia's bar, threatening the lives of my friends, destroying the lives of countless different people; I could go on! You barely get to claim the title "mother!"

Red: I did what I thought was best!

Art: You entrusted your children to the God of Death and Deceit!

Red: I didn't do that! (long pause)....I did do that.

Art: Yeah, you did. So, this is how things are gonna go. We're going to go through here and make sure there's a world to get back to, we're going to go to Calor and you are going to fix this. Then we can talk about forgiveness.

Red: ....That's another thing I wanted to talk to you about. I would love... to return to our people. I know I'm a tiefling, but I still feel the rage... of a red dragon. Someone would need to take care of our people.

Art:.... the people that treated me like a pariah....

Vincent, butting in: Like Hell I'm gonna let that happen! (storms over to them and looks at Art) Look Art, I'm willing to admit you are not evil. But do you really think you can run Calor? As soon as everything gets hard you run away! Hell, you abandoned your own sister-

Reita, with a surprising amount of clarity: He didn't... abandon me. He thought I was dead.

(The remaining three tieflings turn and look at her.)

Reita: And you're not exactly one to talk; you created weapons for a tyrant and turned a blind eye to the problems in Calor. We've all done things we regret, but we learn and grow from them. How can you stand there and judge him from running from a bad situation when he was a kid? Hypocrite (shoves a slug into her mouth)

Art, smiling and a little misty-eyed: I'm so proud of you! (hugs Reita)

Reita: Uhhh, yeah. Sure.... (doesn't push him away, though)

Red:.... You're not supposed to be talking like that... how are you doing that?

Art, pulling away: Yeah, that was going to be the next part. You feeling okay?

Reita, shrugging: I feel good.... Like, really good.

Red: (grabs Reita and rips open the back of her cloak to see the stone in her spine is not glowing) This.... this isn't working. It should be working.

Art:....We should keep moving. Put a pin in this for now.

(We keep moving ahead with different twists and turns leading into random encounters. One of which is a growing garden gnome that we put Wreybar on top of so she could see over the walls. She tries to say what she sees, but speaks in a way only Wreybar understands.)

Theodora: Okay, but now how are we gonna get her down?

Red: I could probably fly up an-

Wreybar, jumping: Catch me!

Hennessy: (rushes to cast feather fall on her.)

(She floats down and lands nicely on the ground as we hear Thia's booming voice "Giant garden gnome? Goodbye giant garden gnome!" And the gnome just vanishes.)

(Wreybar starts talking in her gibberish and Koejin asks for a translator. Reita steps in and kneels down to her, nodding along by what she's saying.)

Reita: Wreybar says there's a latter coming out of a hole on the other side. It's right next to the castle. How do you guys not get that, she was speaking clearly.

Theodora: Maybe to you. Not all of us can speak Wreybar.

(We ended up getting into a few more shannanigans. At one point, Art attempted to use mislead in attempt to move through faster only to have Reita get impatient and run ahead. Art and Reita had a quick little spat about that along the lines of "by the time we find her, she'll have destroyed everything already!" "We can't find her at all if we're dead! No running ahead!" There was also a bit with Hennessy and Koejin teleporting out of the maze where they met a murder horse and a weird inky blob creature.

At that point the latter was the literally the next turn. But possibly the worst moment.)

DM: You guys come to a dead end. The smell is still coming from over it.

Koejin: Shit....

(We all check the wall to find no traps. But then... Alabaster touches it and a had grabs hold of him. It pulls itself out with his resistance and Alabaster is looking at a marble version of... himself.)

Alabaster: O-oh! Hail and well met... uh, me!

M! Alabaster: Oh! Hail and Well Met! How are you, my fine friend?

Alabaster: I'm quite well, thank you! How... who are you?

M! Alabaster: Oh, I am what remains of you. The you left behind when you left the Pelor faith!

Alabaster: Oh, I see.

M!Alabaster: Have you killed your daughter?

Alabaster: oh, no. That is.... no longer apart of the plan.

M! Alabaster: (grabs hold of Alabaster) I will do it then. I will kill your daughter. She is born of darkness, thus she must die!

(Everyone around him tenses up, but he somehow knows if he looks away, the creature will fade from his sight and go to kill Eris. He can only stare at it to hold it in place.)

Alabaster: (puts his hand to the copy's mouth and uses Create or Destroy Water)

M!Alabaster: (starts to crack and burst under the pressure. The amount of water forced inside kills the creature.)

((Create or destroy water has been a running gag in the campaign. It's been used a few times, but nothing really dark. Not like this.))

Alabaster:....(Still holding his marble copy with a stunned look.)

Art:....(walks up and pats him on the arm) You did what you had to do... Eris is safe now.

Theodora, nodding: Think of it as... you made the right choice.

Alabaster: (nods to both of them and closes the creatures eyes)

Koejin:.... we should destroy it. Just in case.

(They then proceed to break the thing into dust and we continued on our way.)

( We found the latter that brought us up to the castle. As we walk around to the entrance, Pelor stands by the door with his arms crossed.)

Pelor:.... what are you trying to accomplish here? Do you really think you can stop any of this?

Theodora: We're here to talk to Thia. Where's Thia?

Pelor, sighing: Look, last chance before I wipe you out of existence; kneel before me or leave my land and accept your fates.

Red, arms crossed(as is usual for her): Yeah, I'm not one for bowing to people. People bow to me.

Pelor: This goes for all for all of you?

(All of us agree. There will be no bowing.)

Pelor:....then so be it.

(Before he can move in to fight us, he is turned inside out and sucked into a little stone. Thia then drifts down, takes the stone, and crushes it.)

Art: ....hi, Thia....

Thia, glaring: Shut up, Art.

Art, nodding: Hmmm, mhm.

Thia: (turns to Theodora) Go home, Theodora.

(for a moment, her powers work on Theodora, but all of us stop her. This turns into a conversation about why the wipe is unnecessary. Koejin leads the conversation, then turned and asked for someone more "charisma based" to lead.

Art couldn't speak. Probably for the best. He and Thia have never really gotten along.)

Theodora: If you wipe out all existence, we won't be learning from our mistakes. Everything will end up being repeated! The war will be repeated!

Thia: Not if I don't allow free will.

Theodora: And then what is life? that's not a world; that's a simulation.

Thia:... better that than allowing a kid to grow up in the woods all alone.

Theodora:.... Thia, we can make this world better. Create a place where something like that doesn't happen. But this.... this isn't the way.

Thia:....Do all of you agree? Should I.... give up my power?

(This was a major turning point in the story. Because this is where the end boss was decided. And we told Thia to give up her power.)

Thia, nodding: Alright... let's go back home. No reason to strand ourselves here. (she opens a portal)

(We walk through to find ourselves in the tavern Thia owns. She wills away her power, but it's no big ta-do.)

Koejin: Did it work?

Thia:.... I don't know.... Art, give me some money.

Art:..... no....

Koejin: It worked!

(We all celebrate before we all notice the portal hasn't closed. When we turn and look, we see Pelor's face.... on Ticket Master's body. He throws it away like a mask and grins at us.)

Ticket Master: Guess who's the new God of Light? (smiles and waves as the portal closes)

(Outside, we hear loud banging. When we run out, we can see darkness and light bouncing off of each other before they begin to swirl and spread. They head for us.)

Theodora: (hears the voice of Bahamut and an open blue portal) Everyone! We have to go!

(Everyone dives into the portal. Art takes a moment before diving in with the group.)

(There will be one last session and we can all really feel it now. I'm kinda sad that Ticket Master is now the BBEG, but we all saw that coming. There's just a lot to figure out here.)

[schaefferisqueen]

Holy Musical B@man Song Ranking

I OMG this was so hard there are only like 10 songs how am I supposed to rank this or Starship omgggggg. anyway I love HMB cuz COSTUMES and SONGS and CAST holy shit its so funny and amazing I love (June and Nick Gage went OFF) so..um. controversy as always

9.To Be a Man (Ok... I know a lot of ppl like this but,, I just,,,,, don't? like I love and totally ship superman/batman but I don't rlly like this song. its funny but I don't think its as funny as everyone says it is so I sry, its low. oh well. but Brian and Joe slay as always and Brian slamming the dummy of Joe is great too)

8. Robin Sucks (a lot of ppl hate this song but I think its hilarious, sadly..... but not hilarious or good enough to be higher oh well. I hate that this only has 9 songs cuz they so hard to rankkkkkk ughhhh. I honestly love the tune and shit to this song and Lauren is hilarious especially when she sings w/o pants I dieeeee)

7. Dynamic Duet (I lOVE THIS it was higher but then,,,,, it wasn't,,,, so oh well. but omg nick and Joe are so funnnnnyyyyyy. and the KICKLINE A KICKLINE IS INEVETABLEEEEEEEEEE sry I had to the kick line is amazing and everyone joining in is the best thing in the whole fucking world change my miiiiiinnnddd. also joe and nick killing everyone they come across is also hilarious I cantttt)

6. Dark, Sad, Lonely Night (yesssss joeeeeeee do I need to explaninnnnnnnn???? I never had a pony or pets, just some bull shit butler building bullshit jets OOOOAHHHHHH omg its so gooooodddd. I wanted to make it higher buttttt I like the others more I sorrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyy anyways this song slaps so hard and every joining in is amazing I loveeeee)

5. Holy Musical B@man (YAY GO DYLANNNNNN YESSS KINGGGGG Dylan slays if anyone else but him or nick gage had sung this it would be lower Istg. but Dylan kills it and the opening is hilarious and crazy Jeff killing batmans parents omg so funny its so good aaaahhhhh amazing opening numberrr)

4. Super Friends (omg I love its so funnnyyyy and actually like heartfelt and shit and all of nicks little lines are amazinggg and Nico saying them at homecoming and joey at geeky con 2015 holy shit its so funny joey messing them up is so worth it and amaizngggggg. ugh OMG THE HARMONIES AT THE ENDDD and nick sings the no more dark sad lonely niiiiigggghttttsss  ya know the high part Lauren and jaime sing every time ITS SO FUNNY AND AMAZING AND NICK GO OFFFFF)

3. Rogues Are We (ok so if u know me u surprised by this and I don't blame u. I LOVE ROGUES R WE SO MUCH also ROGUES MEDLEY CAME FROM THIS FUCKING SONGGGGG I LOVE IT SO MUCH howeverrr I like the last two more oops sorry ANYWAYS omgggg Dylan and jaime and Denise and nick Strauss KILLL ITTTTT AAAAHHHHH they are so amazinggg and onmgggg I cant and jaime going and a dirty way to win YEASSHHHHH aaaaahhhhh I like just figured out im ace but holy shit am I gay for her I love her and everyone somuchhhhh alsooooo apocalyptour KILLSS SITTTTTT ANHIAUHFJDHF)

2. The American Way (ok this song is hilarious cuz the CONTRAST like Brian being all good and holy and Joe being like MONEYYYY and Jeff is certifiably insane is great this is starkid chaos at its best FIGHT MEEEEE I fucking love so muchhhhh ahaaahhha. also the choreography SLAPS and Jeff with his cane and everyone like waddling and shit on and off stage and the END ING AHAHAHAHkahgkjdhfj)

1. Rogues Are We (Reprise) (OKAY GO OFFFFFF JAIME AND JEFFF and joey in apocalyptour and concerts and shit BUT OMG YESSSSS SO AMAZINGGGG AHAHHA this is my fave fucking song and sometimes I forget that it is LONGER than the actual rogues song and I find that hilarious too ahdkfhdkjfhkajh I loVEEEE akdhfjkdhfkd like YESSSS SWEEETT TOOOOOTHTHTHHTH ugh u absolute kING and poison ivy too I cnattttttt)

ok so,,,,, once again Thank you if u read the whole thing I apologize for chaos HMB is one of my fave starkid shows and I have 0 control over anything when I type these hehehehe. and there we SO MANY key smashes lmao its great I loveee anyways thank youuuuuu! Starship is already ranked I just need to add commentary! it should be out next week!

<3, alimay ok so this is like a month ish after I wrote this and omfg I was crazy,,, but ya I have no control over my brain and hmb (especially since I just finished behind the curve reaction to it akihdfkjahdkj) but ya hope you enjoyed I fucking love hmb so ya 

[jangofctts]

MY SPRING SEMESTER STARTED TODAY AND I WANT TO DIEEEEE but also i conned my dad into buying me a new desk chair bc mine makes my BACK hurt YEEHAW (maybe u should go to law school idk) i feel like boba like i’m just a grumpy old man and my back hurts all the time bye n e wayz how are u miss keida i mith u -⚡️

oH NO NOT THE SPRING SEMESTER IM SORRY BB, but at least you got a new desk?!!

and oof saME by back aint happy since I literally sit like a beNT BANANA but otherwise im ok I miss you too! sCHOOL SUCKS AND I WANNA FADE INTO THE VOID BUT KEJKJEHR anyway we out here ✌🏽😗✌🏽

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Fav game character

Tina and her parents were sold to Hyperion to become test subjects for Jack's slag mutation experiments, an event which led to the deaths of her parents. She escaped their fate using a grenade that she had hidden in her dress at her mother's insistence, and once she was free of Hyperion's reach she vowed revenge on the man that had sold her family: Flesh-Stick.

Involvement

Borderlands 2

Tiny Tina's demolitions expertise is called into action when a Hyperion supply train believed to be carrying a Vault key needs to be stopped. With that objective in sight, she then sets the Vault Hunters to the task of finding two rockets (which she refers to as 'badonkadonks') to carry a 'suicide'-bomber toy each, and then to set them on target.

Her collaboration with the Vault Hunters continues when she has them gather items and guests for a very special tea party. During the final mission Tina will contact the Vault Hunters and wish them luck in stopping Hyperion and even reads them a poem repeatedly telling the Vault Hunters to 'kill Jack'.

Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage

Tina appears in a supporting role in Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage. Initially she is hired by Mad Moxxi to help the Vault Hunters train prior to battling Motor Momma, but also asks their assistance in obtaining the autograph of her third favorite mass-murderer, Sully the Stabber, as well as walking her "puppy", a Badass Fire Skag named Enrique. She also provides commentary on many of the Vault Hunters' actions throughout the course of the DLC.

Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

Tina takes on the role of the 'Bunker Master' for the game 'Bunkers & Badasses', where she is shown to be bad at this, by fumbling in such ways as creating impossible fights early on and not balancing the gameplay in certain areas. The real problems underlying Tina's mental state (at that time) start becoming more apparent as the player progresses, being obsessed with eating only crumpets and constantly trying to insert a manifestation of the now deceased Roland whenever she wants to, to the dismay of the other Vault Hunters. Tiny Tina's character develops over the course of the campaign and she learns to accept Roland's death.

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

Tina makes her first appearance during the game while Lilith was interrogating Athena, inviting the Vault Hunters to play another round of Bunkers and Badasses, but was turned down. Later, after Athena finishes telling her story, Tina introduces herself and requests Athena to tell a story about fighting a raid boss. As she had no idea what a raid boss was, she "came up" with a story about fighting one (in this case, the raid boss being an enhanced version of The Sentinel). After that, Tina requests Athena to tell the story of her working for Handsome Jack again.

Borderlands 3

At the time of Borderlands 3, Tina is presumed to be around 20 years old. She is still part of the Crimson Raiders B-Team along with Brick and Mordecai. The team is hired by Wainwright Jakobs to rescue his partner Sir Hammerlock, but after they fail to report back on their progress, Jakobs requests the Vault Hunter to go The Anvil to investigate setting up the story mission Hammerlocked. Tina's code name during the mission is 'Crunk Bunny'. Tina requests 'ingredients' for her 'Pizza' (bomb), composed of 'sauce' (nitroglycerin), 'onions' (wires) and 'ham' (a detonator). She then asks the Vault Hunter to deliver the pizza, which is to blow up the door to the structure where Hammerlock is being held. After successfully rescuing Hammerlock, she declares that the B-team's work is done and they leave Eden-6. Tina is found later on Devil's Razor back on Pandora, where she or Brick will give the mission Boom Boom Boomtown. She asks the Vault Hunter for help in winning back their new home and base of operations, recently named by Tina as "Boom Town", by fighting off COV that have been sneaking in thru a tunnel that Brick is keeping the COV locked inside.

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Appearances

Borderlands 2

Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage

Tiny Tina's Assault on Dragon Keep

Commander Lilith & the Fight for Sanctuary

Borderlands: The Pre-Sequel

Borderlands 3

Quotes

"Come on iiiin, you are missing the Fuun!"

"All around the Sta-actus plant, the stalker chased the bandit, the stalker thought 'twas all in fun - POP! Goes the bandit!"

"Oh haiiii!"

"Roland told me you were comin' - I still owe him for all that buttcrap with General Rancid. So, you gotta hijack a train, hunh? Chiiild's play! Lemme introduce you to my ladies."

"Runnin', runnin', runnin', I'm runnin' over here, run, run, run-run, run."

"This here's Mushy Snugglebites, and this is Felicia Sexopants. These fiiiine-ass womens could stop that train for yas, but I'ma need their badonkadonks first, and they got stoled by the bandits a few days ago. Go get 'em!"

"Naptime!"

"That's right, bitches - my big brudder's about to teach you some MANNERS. Nobody steals Mushy Snugglebites' badonkadonk and lives!"

"That's Mushy Snugglebites' badonkadonk. She's my main squeeze. Lady's got a gut fulla' dynamite and a booty like POOOW!"

"Got the badonkadonks? Best day evaaaa. Bring 'em back here and I'll use 'em to make some fine-ass damsels who can hijack that train for yas."

"Hey I told ya'z to get outta heeya, get out or do I gotta shank a bitch?"

"Get-outta-my-shop-or-I'll-punch-yo-butt. That's-how-Tiny-Tina-roll."

"(Singing) Put a little bomb in the hot ass damsel, blow stuff up and make people die."

"I'm a little teapot, bloody and cut. Here is my handle and here is my butt.*explosion noise* Oops."

"Squishy. Squishy squishy squishy."

"Oh daaaaaayum, you lookin' good, ladies. Let's get to work."

That's right. Twin sisters, man. Hhhahhhhhh. Take 'em. Take 'em take 'em take 'em take 'em."

"Just put my damsels near the choo-choo track and set 'em off! Good plan? Great plan!"

"You're cordially invited BITCH!!!"

"When you are ready to begin the Tea-Party, please smack Mister Flesh Stick in his bitch face."

"Gonna eat so many goddamn crumpets, it's going to be a Crumpocalypse."

"Ten... Nine..." *launches rockets* "I got bored."

"BURN ALL THE BABIES!!!!!"

(Cute yawning noise)

"Make it RAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!"

"Sup, sucka? It's Tina. I wrote you a poem and it goes a little somethin' like this BREAK IT DOWN. Ahem. Kill Jack. Kill Jack. Kill Jack kill Jack kill Jack KIIIILL JAAAAACK! Kill Jack. A poem by Tiny Tina."

"Climb the pipe to the train or you'll go insane wut wut. That's a rap song I wrote."

"Get some cookies, so you can eat 'em and grow up big and strong and kick Piston in the butt-butt."

"Real badasses eat chocolate chip cookies, I'ma gonna get that tattooed across my back in Old English font."

"Wait a minute. Those cookies weren't chocolate chip. Those...are...raisins. WHYYYYYY-HY-HYYYYY?! SHAWTY, DESTROY ALL THE FOOD DISPENSERS! WIPE THE RAISIN ABOMINATIONS OFF THE MAP! I JUST WANTED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES! WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE?"

"Ohmygodohmygodohmygod. Do you know who just arrived in Beatdown? SULLY THE STABBER! He's my THIRD favorite mass-murderer in the ENTIRE WORLD! You HAVE to go get his autograph for me."

"Get his signature on this. Please. PLEASEpleasepleasepleasepleaseplease! If you don't get his autograph I'm gonna DIEEEEE. He's my favoritest. He killed every living person on the Bathymas with nothing but a rusty butterknife. If you don't take it I'm gonna start crying. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. [making a song out of it] oh-baby please please PLEASE! That was 'Please' by Tiny Tina with Vault Hunter on bass."

"He said...no? Well. There's only one thing to do -- look him in the eye, nod politely, and KILL THE LIVING CRAP OUT OF HIM!"

Commander Lilith & the Fight for Sanctuary

While idle

Some of the idle chats are mission related and can't be heard again once the mission in question is completed.

"You come up in my face, and you DON'T GOT BOMB PARTS, you KNOW I'm throwing hands."

"Oh, hello! I didn't see you there. I was just on an important mission to save my friends and AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO BE DOING THE SAME THING?!"

"Gonna go blat-blat-blat on the vine-freaks. \n Rat-tat-tat till their brain leaks. \n Chill, girl, just droppin' some bars. Go do the thing."

"I wanna shoot the cannon again! AGAIN! But Lil said no. BLEEPING CURSE WORDS!"

"You kiddos killed that butt-bot so, so good! (cackle) Butt-bot."

"Come on, Mordy. You got this! You gonna be all right."

"MORDY'S ALL BETTER AND ELLIE FIXED THE CAMP'S COFFEE MACHINE AND I CAN'T STOP YELLING ABOUT EITHER ONE OF THOSE THINGS!"

"Yo yo yo. You kill that vineyman up on vineyville yet?"

"I left some reeaaal sexy bombs back on Sanctuary. Oh, just thinkin' bout 'em... come on, think about 'em with me. Yeeeeeah. Together now. Hohhhhh."

"That. Was. The BIGGESTEST BOOM OF ALL TIME! Gotta give it to Lilly-of-the-valley, she knows how to kill a baddo in style."

"Seriously, though. Vaulty-Vault, you was there for me in the dark times. That's fo' life."

"So, just saying, it's probably my birthday, and you ain't got me nothing. Mini-moonshot cannon. Just wanna put that in your head."

Notes

The photo of Tina and Roland

She is introduced as an old friend of Roland's and she has a picture of them together in her room. Roland also mentions beforehand that, "I've saved her life a few times, and she has saved mine more times than I can count."

In Borderlands 2, there are a few unique weapons that are associated with Tiny Tina. These weapons include pink hearted camouflage and/or stuffed bunny image decals.

Teapot

Cobra

Boom Puppy

Tina's voice is performed by Ashly Burch, sister of Anthony Burch - lead writer of Borderlands 2. (The two are also a part of the web series Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'?.) She is also credited with the voice of the cursed gun, Bane.

Tina has unusual gender-specific dialogue, referring to both male and female Vault Hunters as "girl". She also makes a number of sexual comments in an appreciative manner in regards the female members of her tea party, whilst during the Assault on Dragon Keep storyline she confesses to liking Maya in The Siren's invitation, asking if Maya likes her in turn. Additionally, her original motivation for helping the Vault Hunters train for Mad Moxxi was going to be due to her having a crush on Mad Moxxi.

Tina switches verbal mannerisms frequently. Her speech styles include a stereotypical inner-city American speech pattern, little girl speech patterns, stereotypically pretentious British English speech, to randomly violent and murderous speech, and others.

Trivia

There is an Easter egg related to Hey Ash, Whatcha Playin'? in the Mr. Torgue's Campaign of Carnage. On the back of Tiny Tina's bus is a pixel drawing of Papa Burch riding a unicorn from the HAWP episode 'Sleep Is Death'.

Roland recognizes her as one of the greatest demolitions experts on Pandora and a picture of the two can be seen inside of her home.

Tiny Tina is mentioned by Brick on a mission in Sawtooth Cauldron as he recalls carrying her on his shoulders as they fought together. In the end credits, it is shown that they worked together again in this manner cleaning out the remaining Hyperion forces.

ExotropiaTina has an intermittent exotropia (lazy eye) in her left eye. This was originally due to a glitch, but the developers enjoyed it, so they purposefully left it in. This has also passed on to Borderlands 3, as her left eye will occasionally twitch while talking.

In NowGamer, an interview revealed that there is part of a mission removed from the main game involving Tina. Originally, when telling of Roland's death, the players were to head out to Tiny Tina's home and tell her the sad news. It described her being deeply affected by it, thanking the players for telling her, asking them to leave, and locking herself in her workshop to mourn. Anthony Burch, lead writer and the source of this news, says they regret they could not include this scene into the game. It was supposed to be the only moment in the game she loses her peppy mania [1].

Her tea party place card is labeled "Lady Tina of Blowupyourfaceheim"

On May 24, 2013, Tina took over the @ECHOcasts Twitter (previously owned by Krieg).

Tiny Tina's parents have officially been confirmed dead as of the sixth episode of Inside the Box, entitled "Fart Jokes and Tragedy".

In the Commander Lilith & the Fight for Sanctuary DLC, Tiny Tina, Mordecai and Brick form a team simply named "The B-Team".

Tiny Tina refers to Brick as "Brick-papa" and Mordecai as "Mordy-mom". This is further mentioned when Brick says "Don't talk like that to your mom." to Tina.

It is revealed in Sheega's All That that Sheega is an ex-girlfriend of Tiny Tina.

ECHO logs in Devil's Razor reveal that Tiny Tina has dated multiple individuals, broke up with all of them, and staged a wedding to make money from the wedding gifts sent by her exes.

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History3: Make Our Days Count Ep. 6 Review!

OKAY I LOWKEY ALREADY STARTED IT AND FORGOT I WAS GOING TO COMMENT SO THE FIRST BULLET POINT IS ME COMMENTING ON WHAT I REMEMBER I JUST LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH I COULDN’T WAIT

They are so cute and shy around each other and dear lord Haoting needs to chill on the forwardness lmao It makes admirable but xigu needs to figure his shit out before he actually tells him anything

Also I hate the other couple no cap

like first of all this man is dating a HIGH SCHOOLer smh let me call the cops real quick

Their shit moves way too fast and I don’t like the older guys character except in the very beginning of the show then he got annoying and too much - He attractive as hell thoughhhhhh

also Haoting’s bff (forgot his Name SORRY) is too much in my opinion and wayyyyy too dramatic but I can tolerate it and plus its funny sometimes

XIGU TALKING TO HIS PARENTS AND SMILING ABOUT WHATS GOING ON HAS GOT ME CRYING

OH SHIT I BET ITS BECAUSE OF WORKING AT A BAR

FUCKING HAOTING GOT ME DED I RELATE SO MUCH 

I do love Haoting and his BFF’s friendship so much though ugh uwuwuwu

HE LOVED HIM SO MUCH OSHDFILSHDFLIJSHDFILSH 

They are BIGGGG GOOFY LMAO

Shit I knew it fuckkkkk

Bruh I’m crying xigu is does not deserve that

BRUH HAOTING IS REALLY COMING THROUGH

he really took the fall for that ugh my heart

IM CONFUSED AS TO WHTHER I SHOULD BE PROUD OF HAOTING OR NOT???

Also the boy squad needs to chill with that interrogating

Damn he’s really taking that shit farrrrrr lmao woah

I JUST REALIZED: Xigu must’ve been looking sad and like shit because he felt bad that Haoting took the fall for him!!!!!

DHSLFI JHDFPO IM JUST CONFUSED AND HOPE XIGU DOESN”T THINK THAT EVERYTHING THAT HAOTING DID WAS FAKE AND A PRANK

ANOTHER REALIZATION:HIS EX GF MUSTVE DONE THAT SHIT

omg haoting or his friend need to let the rest of the boy squad know that haoting likes xigu or shit is gonna go down REAL badly

I’m glad HT bff told XG that HT didn’t actually do it

WAIT YALL WHERE”S THE OTHER TWIN - THE “NICE” TWIN  

BRUH I CAN”T BELIEVE HT’s EX GF’sGUY FRIEND DID THAT SHIT WTF

oh shit she’s actually being pretty mature about it

OH SHIT HE HAD A CRUSH ON HER HSDOFHSDOFJS

im shook

The dad trying to get his daughter to ask him what’s wrong had me dead

I LOVE THE SISTER OMFG

“as long as he’s doing well, I’m happy” BOI AWW

“Isn’t that what you do when you like someone…I like xigu” IM SHOOK HE TOLD HER woaahhhh

I’m glad she’s accepting though and being mature ! Kudos 

XIGUUUU IS AT HIS HOUSE

THE SISTER EVESDROPPING OMFG

“you’re not the type of person” MY CORAZON

HATOING IS THE SMOOTHINEST MF

I LOVE HOW CLOSE XIGU LET”S HIM BE BEFORE PUSHING HIM OFF

I love xigu’s smile soooooo much ugh uwuwuw

and their height difference is MY FAV

I LOVE HEARING XIGU”S THOUGHTS ON HAOTING

xigu openning up to haoting has me real emotional :’(((

HE WAS INSPIRED BY HAOTING IM CRYING

XIGU CRYING UGHHHHHH I LOVE HIM AND WANT TO PROTECT HIM UNTIL THE DAY I DIEEEEE

this moment is so raw and beautiful I-

“Starting today… you have me….I will give you my everything” BITHCISOHDFOUSDHFOSD IM SDOFIHSDOIF

THE BACKHUG OMFG I LOVEEEEEEEEE

….. the other couple is back…..

“he’s only in his teens, how can he know what a real man is” BITCH YOUR BOYFRIEND IS ONLY IN HE TEENS YOU DISGUSTING PRICK

y’all I'm sorry I just don’t like his character…

My boy xigu is so skinny and small someone pls get home a triple Mac 

HE’S SO HAPPY TO SEE HAOTING IM CRYING

“I Miss you” BITCH YOU SAW HIM LIKE YESTERDAY

THEY ARE SO CUTE AND ADORABLE 

“Whitey” BITCH WHAT CRACK IS HE ON

HE GOT HIM CHOCOLATE IM CRYING

His family is so shook lmaooooo

He got changed really quick

AHHH HE GRABBED HIS ARM 

HAOTING IS SO CUTE

AWWWWWW ALL OF THEM ARE SO CUTE AND HAVE BEAUTIFUL SMILES

Kinda sad at this mom’s comment but WE WILL GET THERE

The mom is so sweet 

“your job is done here” LMAOOOO

I love his mom!!!!

MY HEARTTTTTTTT

ugh and we’re back to the other couple :(

HAOTING WAITING FOR XIGU IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING

HAOTING BRINGING HIM FOOD IS MY NEW FAV THING

ACTUALLY WAIT NO XIGU BEING HAPPY WITH HAOTING IS MY FAVORITE

WTF ARE THEY DOING LMAO

HE KISSED HIM AND XIGU DIDN”T PUSH HIM AWAY MY HEART

annnnnddddd we’re back 

oh shit I already know this other couple is going to get it on in the shower and I’m NOT trying to watch this man catch a case

I wish they put the preview at the end but now I have to wait for tomorrow ::(((( UGH I LOVED IT YALL

this is my favorite show and I CANNOT wait until next week ugh

[iwannawritepls]

Le Morte d’Arthur Thoughts P1

I’m lending Les Mis to a friend so here’s the first 10 chapters of Le Morte:

Book One

Chapter One

thats a really long chapter title wowzer

Cornwall has some really good folklore 

i should mention that i kinda knows what happens in these chapeters because i read teh first 7 about two years ago 

Boo come ‘round for dinner. Bring your wife :)

He wants to have sex with another mans wife oh nonono

Igraine is a good wife. Loyal wife. Guinevere’s foil…?

What is this logic? ‘If he doesn’t come round for dinner go to war with him?’ Whattt

The castle he’s in is…terrible…(the castle was called Terrabil)

He loves her so much that he’s sick

Or…or you’re just sick because this is medieval England and you drank some bad water?

‘You’re looking for Merlin? I’m Merlin!!’

Chapter Two

Another long title. I love that.

Gat Arthur. I love old English Oml

He didn’t ask what he wanted in return before he swore to give him anything he wanted? Rookie move.

What are you a fairy-tale witch?

Casual murder

…that’s kinda…ultra-violence...

3 hours after his death man Wowzer

Get thee to a nunnery!!!

Necromancy? Like...bringing the dead back? or necromancy like just magic?

Chapter Three

Toxic man

No hun you don’t have to sleep with him because he’s your husband

X to doubt

He’ll put his own kid aside and have his wife feed Arthur leaving Kay to be ignored…this is why Edmund was all bitter in King Lear

At least he didn’t say no to handing the kid over. It could’ve been worse

Chapter Four

Good. Get sick. I hate you.

And then and then and then and then

Good get sick again.

Let him dieeeee

His ghost just yeeted out of his body

Uther is dead at lasttttttt

Chapter Five

The archbishop of Canterbury (current) looks like that once science teacher who we all know was bullied in school and tried to be hip and down with the kids, but you just end up kinda hating him.

Was the sword was sent by god? Or by Merlin? Or what? Where did the sword come from? Did it just fall out of the sky like a meteor? The sword is actually a parasitic alien life form

God damn it Kay

Did nobody tell Arthur what this alien sword is?

That’s just bad planning. No knights guarding the sword when you said 10 would at all times? Really?

Parasite sword has found its host

‘He handled the sword by the handles’ good! Don’t handle a sword by the blade that’s how you lose fingers

Tom! New line for new speaker! At least use some damn speech marks I’m so confused

Oof imagine failing. I could pull the parasite sword out of the stone you just need to put salt on it. It’ll shrivel up like a leech

Chapter Six

Did Ector never figure out this Arthur was Uthers son? He got loads of stuff from uther right around the time that he got the baby and the baby was brought in a golden cloth and Oml like surely he knew!

Nobody: Ector: You’re adopted

Make my son one of the most important and influential positions in your court is all I ask

There’s a mix of Celtic and Christian holidays here. Candlemas and Christmas which is super interesting from a studying point of view because they’re coexisting and not clashing

Chapter six the chapter where Arthur pulls the sword out the anvil twelve thousand times

Ulfus lived!!

Chapter Seven

Even the poor are bored of watching Arthur pull the sword form the anvil

I’m glad to know that the rich have been self-serving throughout history. Like bacteria they scarcely evolve over time

What reason do you have to invade Scotland Arthur? What did the Scottish ever do to you?

What did Wales ever do to you. Next thing it’s gonna be Ireland.

Chapter Eight

The king of England lives in Wales nowwww (that’s just where he lives) this isn’t the Byzantine empire Arthur! Who do you think you are? Constantine?

That’s a threat

This reminds me of that scene from brave where they’re all racing each other on the boats to be the  first ones to land

Oof man rude. We won’t accept your gifts because you don’t have a beard!

what did Ireland do to you? Also was Tom a magician because he somehow knew England had all of them under their control for a hot minute

Whether they will or nill

Chapter Nine

Lot asks a question and Merlin Yeets out. Same tho

4 took on 300…Wowzer

Oh no. Not the horse. Whoops. I am so so very sad

His bling was so bright it blinded people

Skedadled

Chapter Ten

Oh he moved back to London cool cool

Wait I thought there were only 3 kings at war with him not 6

They’re bad barons then they can’t do the one thing they’re supposed to do

What are the rules for asking Merlin what to do? Why doesn’t everyone just ask Merlin? Like Arthur just asks him whenever so what are the rules?

Wow they’re getting help from the French???????? William the conqueror would be…not pleased tbh cus Normandy and France were not good friends for a hot minute

Did they just not know that there were kings outside of England?

What the fuck why are they about to get killed????

Oh that’s why

Smote what a great word

We want you to declare war on like 6 kings ‘that sounds like a reason to partyyyy’

Archbishops of Canterbury makes his return

Wow what a great time they must have had before going to war

[mingi-bubu]

Watch “Youth With You” with Me!

Episode 5 Part 1

- ook the episode highlights are making me go O.O; for the ladies so let’s see what happens eh?

- as always, Mr fruit is our lovely opening blueberry as Kun (I think) goes over how we can vote for our favorite trainees

- I so badly want to try the Fruit Milk Drink so if anyone knows how I can get that in the midwest states drop a line lmao

- also I know i’m posting this after but happy belated birthday Lisa!!!!  i’m very proud of you and all of the things you’ve achieved!

- was that girl holding a tinie Kun doll???  the legend jumped out

- her, not kun lakdjf;akldsjfakl

- whomst is this next to the lovely ella

- LISAAAAAA

- ELLA YOU LOOK FANTASTIC OH MY GOD

- Yoga Lin is so soft spoken but based on their responses i’m assuming he’s well known

- vegetable salad omg that is so cute

- YO!

- i’m v queer and kin, Lisa, and ella are severely testing my attention span rn T.T

- lmao i love that only ella and yoga and kun have to stay

- aaaaahhhhh leggo frahnm’s group!

- lol do y’all think that when ella mentioned the drink someone behind the camera where the girls were said “take a fucking sip babes”

-  all;dajd;lkf they’re me when i have to compliment someone

- yoga’s outfit pops tf off

- why does he have the same attitude as kun rn when talking to them alkdjfa;lkdsjfa

- wow this is  a plug.

- frhanm is that supportive group picker i want her to compliment me please

- oh i forgot to say what I'm eating!  it’s (not to sound too Pinoy) boy bawang chichacorn garlic flavored thank you

- anyway

- “we need to pass loveliness and warmth to others”  love that for them

- i think she would be a good leader ngl at least from her energies here

- this is so cute i love this little montage

- yan xia literally shut off her emotions so fast after losing the mic omg how incredible

- Zoe is so tinie!!!!

- so they really did call that group hickey, huh?

- this is very cute introductions i can’t wait to see the stage

- frhanm.  that’s it.  taht’s the comment

- omg that little peace sign scissors thing was adorable i loved it

- they look like a chorus of angels what the fukc

- wow i like when they’re all singing together their voices really mesh nicely

- Mr lin omg what a compliment wowowowoww

- HE DID THE HAND THING I TOLD YOU IT WAS ICONIC ELLA DID TOO 

- KUNNNNNN PLEASE DO IT

- HE’S SO BAD AT HAVING TO DO CUTE THINGS BABY BOYASLFIWEGFPOQIRWHG POQIUEHTR THAT WAS SO BAD I LOVE HIM WHAT A DORK

- frahnm really is like a leader already incredible

- that is an incredible distance between the last and second to last

- HOLY SNIPES IN THE HUNDREDS THAT QYUICK

- yessss we are impressed ma’am

- wow ok this is getting v emotional v quick?  i love that they have such strong bonds already

- i really like this group together

- love this montage of them!!  i hope in the future when ppl make those (un)helpful guides for the final nine that some of these gals are in that group !!!

- ok dance team time

- wow this looks like it’ll be an interesting and intense dance

- i love the worker alkdsfja;lkdsfj he looks so confused bitch meeee toooo

- I'm the two girls putting on makeup (k Lu looks so pretty and Xin is so iconic)

- Lisa looks so confused but i love her so its fine

- al;skdjfa;lkdsjf the hand binoculars

- is this where Lisa comes for blood please???

- please come for blood

- hhhoooop!  it’s not blood blood but there are some bruising

- and her lil squinty smile after!  I'm in love

- i forgot that kiki was the center aldkfja I'm sorry my love

- Lu is an inspiration wow 

- oh i like their outfits a lot

- their outfits and their confidence give me suju “shirt” w/the black and white outfits vibes

- space shuttle??  i love that for her

- kun is trying so hard to show that he’s not amused by this adlkas

- alksdjf;laksdjf bITCH KUN IS MAKING ME DIEEEEE

- jenny zeng has that effortless cool vibe on stage

- I AM LOOKING RESPECTFULLY

- this dance tho is very well executed i really like how they’ve made it their own

- the eye contact is a .  lot.

- i also really like the light staging in this as well

- I'm also them screaming thank you

- wow miss kiki with the kick to the camera i am.  looking.

- Lisa is so proud yay!

- rap Time rap time rap time!!!!!

- poor Mr jony j they poke so much fun at him aldjfaldksjf

- aaahh he looks so cool walking to meet the - and now he’s lost mee too sir

- ajdsfoiajdpofihaewoight i’’m so weak at everyone exposing themselves for who wanted to be there and who didnt

- alkdgj hahaha dad is speechless i cannnn’tttt

- i like the actual lyrics of their rap that they put together but it’s uh...obvious for some that they are not rappers

- nineone is staring intently

- AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MR JONY J I’M SCREAMING SWEETIE

- yes sir that is an accurate summary of what in fact did happen

- this is honestly the best part of the entire show right now is jony j struggling to explain this

- i really want them to perform well tho!!!  like even tho they didn’t want to be in the group and are not good at rapping i really want them to succeed

- i want to give everyone in that room some nice soup and bread bc i feel like they need some heartening foods after this

- nineone is literally like an exasperated mother alkdfja;lkdfja;lkdjf

- zhuzhentngs has been messaging with me during this and i have learned things about people and i am.   judging.

- oooh two days left i wonder how they’re doing

- AAAAHHHH IT’S ABOUT TO GO DOWN I AM EXCITEMENT

- “be excited properly” god what a mood

- i love the girl scout uniforms and name Shiny Girls

- sidenote to all of this but kun looks so good ddddayum

- oh their stage is so energetic!  its so cute i love this for them

- even if the actual rapping part of it doesn’t go well, i hope that they had fun

- this is a really fun song

- sa-wa-di-ka!

- she’s so cool ms. shaking please!!!!

- miss Ziyi du i love this for yuo

- ka-mo-ni-ka!!

- AAAHHHH THE LEGEND JUMPED OUT

- i’m really hyped for them i loved this a lot it was so cute!!!

- oh it’s good that jony j was proud especially after seeing how they started originally!!!

- i didn’t say it yet but bunny and shaking’s outfits are super cute

- shaking’s face alkdfja;kdlsfj i loved that she was like ‘bitch what the fuck?”

- wait what I'm confuxed

- it wasn’t who i thought

- whellp that goes to show how much and how well i pay attention aksdjf;alksdjf

- ok let’s see how “Fragments” goes.

- oh ok that’s the end of part one i didn’t haven't realize

[timetrickster]

Living W/ Immortality: Episode 3: Altair & Vega

EXT. FINN’S HOME

It’s been 3 weeks since what happened that night. Ever since LUCIAN had attacked WAN SHI TONG’S Library. FINN sits down at the table for breakfast with his MOM and ERIN’S had gone silent ever since that night. MOM looks at him knowing something’s wrong.

MOM

You’re silent. That’s never a good sign. What happened?

FINN

I’m fine mom.

She sits down next to him and looks him in the eyes.

MOM

No, you’re not.

FINN is silent after the truth in that simple statement cut deeper inside both hearts.

MOM

You boys have been silent for weeks and if there’s anything that I know about my own boys. Your silence means you’re facing something, but you don’t want me to worry.

FINN is silent and looks at his hands. He puts his headphones on then looks through his phone to play the next song. He presses on a song and plays “King Of The Clouds by Panic! At The Disco. FINN decides to leave and MOM doesn’t do anything to stop him. FINN slowly walks far from view from his house.

He murmurs the words to the song.

FINN

Some days I lie wide awake ‘til the sun hits my face. And I fade, elevate from the Earth. Far away to a place…   

He stops in his tracks, as he looks around him for a bit in silence. Suddenly LUCIAN appears in front of him.

LUCIAN

Boo.

He starts to freak out falling backward. Holding his head with both hands and guarding his face.

FINN

It’s not real. It’s not real.

He repeats to himself. Suddenly flash images of LUCIAN appear in his mind. He breathes heavily and tears fall down his face. His head shakes and heats up from the pressure of all the things overwhelming him. He clenches his teeth showing this face of mixed emotion, fear, and anger.

FINN screams in a rage then punches a hole in a random wall. He breathes heavy breaths before realizing what he’s done.

FINN

Crap…

He tries to budge his arm out but it’s stuck. The song stops at “

FINN

Really?! I have super strength and I can get my arm out of a stupid stone wall?!

SERENA shows up all of a sudden and notices FINN.

SERENA

Hey, Finn… uh…  you okay? Did you punch my wall?

FINN still awkwardly having half of his arm through the wall.

FINN

No… I touched a piece of the wall and it made a hole and my arm fell in.

SERENA

Uh… ok…  I’ll believe you for now, but you need help?

FINN

Yes, please.

SERENA laughs and pulls on FINN’S other arm and gets out of the wall. His right arm now covered in stone dust.

FINN

Thank you…

(looks at his right arm covered in dust)

Crap.

SERENA

You’re welcome and are you okay?

FINN

I guess I’m fine. Also, Hey.

SERENA

What do you mean by that? And Hi!

FINN

Just something happened last night that set me off and… I don’t know how to deal with it.

SERENA

Do you want to talk about it?

FINN shows reluctance, fearing that she wouldn’t understand the world of magic and the fact he’s an immortal with a 2nd personality in his head.

SERENA (cont’d)

It’s okay. You don’t have to talk about it. Maybe when you’re ready?

FINN nods ‘yes’.

SERENA

Okay then. Wanna walk to school?

FINN

I’d love that.

FINN smiles and they start walking together.

SERENA

Got any new oldies songs for me to listen too?

FINN

Uh… Yeah, let me… you know what, I’ll let you choose it.

She looks through the playlist labeled “Time”

SERENA

Time?

FINN

It’s a collection of songs that resonate with my vibes. Songs from now to the 50s.

SERENA laughs at him.

SERENA

You’re adorable.

FINN

Ok, no more songs for you.

FINN tries to grab his phone back and struggles with SERENA

SERENA

Please… I’m sorry.

FINN

Fine.

He lets go of the phone.

SERENA

Yay!

She scrolls through his playlist and presses on one song. The song, “Say Say Say” by Paul McCartney plays. The song plays as the two walks together to school and spends the entire day together. The song plays through a slow montage of scenes with them all together. In classes, at lunch, hanging around the campus.

CUT TO:

END OF THE SCHOOL DAY.

The song ends at Hook 2. It’s now the end of school and the two are walking together again.

SERENA

I’m fucking tired dude.

FINN

Same…

SERENA laughs at something.

SERENA

I did love Mr. Braistch’s class today. Best teacher ever.

FINN

Did he make another racist joke? Or did he throw another insult at Waipahu again? Wait… don’t tell me, Chinese or Filipino? Either one it’s fuckin hilarious.

SERENA

He picked on Steven and said “When China takes over America, I’d be the one white guy to help with capturing Americans.” then said, “Steven when you become the general of Ewa Beach, don’t forget about me. I helped.”

FINN laughs at the story.

FINN

Oh god. You know one time, he told the Filipinos in the room that he loves their president.

SERENA

What’s wrong with that?

FINN

The current president of the Philippines started a war on drugs and said anyone would be killed on sight even holding drugs.

SERENA

Wow… yeah, that’s dark.

FINN

I know… I’m probably going to hell for laughing.

SERENA laughs at what he said then touches FINN’S shoulder.

SERENA

Aw. You’re already going to hell.

She breaks into laughter again as well as FINN.

SERENA (cont’d)

I’m kidding, you know I love you girl.

FINN

Fuck you, dude.

He jokingly says. SERENA is still laughing. FINN gets a little bitter and had this angry face. Then keeps walking.

SERENA Aw. I’m sorry. Come here.

She stops him and holds out her arms and FINN was still bitter and shakes his head. He keeps walking. She laughs at him being bitter and still bothers him for a hug.

SERENA (cont’d)

Please…

FINN

No.

SERENA

Please. PLEASE please please please please, please! If you don't give me a hug I'm gonna DIEEEEE. If you don't hug me I'm gonna start crying. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. (making a song out of it) oh-baby please please PLEASE! Oh-baby, please. That was 'Please' by Serena with Finn on bass.

FINN finally stops being bitter as he finally gives in. Still holding a bitter face but smiles a little after accepting the hug.

SERENA

Yay! Thank you. I’m sorry.

FINN

(He laughs for a bit)

You’re welcome. I forgive you but bass? Really? Bass?

SERENA does an evil laugh. It makes FINN smile.

FINN

You’re weird. I like you, dude. Wanna hang out tonight?

SERENA

I’d love to. What are we doing? Arcade again?

FINN

I was thinking of heading to the park and doing some star gazing… I don’t know why but I’ve wanted to try it out and it doesn’t hurt to try something new.

SERENA

I like that idea. Are we gonna go by the benches?

FINN

Sure… better than laying in the grass. See ya soon.

He waves bye to her as she leaves.

ERIN (V.O)

I’m impressed. You actually didn’t freak out and over think.

FINN

Thanks, Erin. Erin? Hey! Where’d you go? You’ve been silent for weeks.

ERIN (V.O)

Just needed some time to think. After the whole Lucian thing, I just needed some peace. You know?

FINN

Yeah. Good to have you back bud.

ERIN (V.O)

Good to be back. Again, you actually asked Serena out, once again I’m impressed.

FINN

That’s a first.

FINN enters his house and rushes to his room to get ready for his stargazing date with SERENA. Reprise “Just The Two Of Us” by Grover Washington Jr. plays. Picks up 3rd Verse. Shows a montage of both FINN & SERENA getting ready for the stargazing date.

FINN & SERENA

I got to get ready!

CUT TO.

NIGHT. EWA BEACH

The song keeps playing in the background. FINN leaves the house and walks to the park with a bag of food in hand.

ERIN (V.O)

Food? Drinks? Clever.

FINN

Thanks, dude.

ERIN (V.O)

What are you planning Evers?

FINN smiles.

FINN

Nothing, why?

ERIN (V.O)

You have that specific smile on your face. The smile that tells me you have a plan or created something amazing. Come on Evers! TELL ME!

LUCIAN/NARRATOR (V.O)

How adorable… the immortal two faced dumbass finally found love. Well… hopefully, if the author figures out how to do that in the next few scenes when I try to take him and his romance. Along with the other two background immortals. The author’s a bit unpredictable… which I admire.

The song keeps playing. FINN is slowly walking to the park. Other people are out playing by the playground and other sports-related activities. Meanwhile, these two laid out a blanket over a park table and both sit down on the table top. Song finishes.

FINN

I brought us dinner from Chum Wah Kum.

He holds a plastic bag with two plate lunches inside, along with utensils and napkins.

SERENA

Aw, thanks!

She grabs her plate lunch out of the bag and begins to eat and look at stars.

SERENA (cont’d)

They’re really pretty tonight.

FINN

I used to do this from time to time. I’d sit on my roof and use a telescope. Watching the stars glow in the ocean of space. It was beautiful in the silence of the night.

SERENA

Holy shit, that last sentence was poetic as fuck.

He laughs a little.

FINN

I’m not a poetic dude.

SERENA

Stop lying, I know you are! Mr. Artsy!

FINN

Nah…

SERENA

Oh come on, you’ve done so many artsy stuff. I’ve seen you draw, paint, make short films for media club, write stories, take photos and edit them. I heard you wrote a poem for that one girl.

FINN

Uh, she rejected me by the way. But yeah, kinda left that guy behind.

SERENA

Oh damn, my bad. Well, she doesn’t deserve you, if you took the time and patience to write that girl a poem.

FINN

I know… I know.

SERENA

And what made you leave being Mr. Artsy behind?

FINN

Self-Judgement, being hypercritical, literally everything where I worry about myself and what people see come from me.

SERENA

But why?

FINN

Lost myself for a while… fell away from who I used to be.

SERENA Well, whenever you feel ready to come back to Mr. Creative, I’ll be waiting for you.

FINN

Thank you. Can we look at stars now?

SERENA

Yes, please!

They both lie down on the tabletop and look at the stars. The song “Lights Down Low” by MAX plays in the background as the gaze at random stars.

SERENA

What now?

FINN

Just look at the stars. Sorry, haven’t done this in a while. Forgot all the star systems and all that.

SERENA

It’s fine. You can point out whatever and make it up along as we go.

She points to one constellation.

SERENA (cont’d)

What’s that one?

FINN

That’s the constellation of Sagittarius.

SERENA

See you do remember something!

FINN

Yeah but that one’s my zodiac so I remember that one.

SERENA

What’s are those two?

She points to two different constellations. FINN looks at them and instantly recognizes them.

FINN

Altair and Vega…  There’s actually a love story between the two. I don’t know if you want to hear it.

SERENA

Tell me!

FINN

Uh okay.

(He laughs a little then gets into this narration style voice)

I’m trying to remember but Altair and Vega were deeply in love. But we're separated by the celestial river of the Milky Way. But on one special day a year, Vega’s tears would call upon all the magpies in the world and the would form a bridge so they could spend one night of happiness together.

SERENA was astonished by the story. FINN smiles a bit awkwardly.

SERENA

That’s beautiful.

LUCIAN/NARRATOR (V.O)

Uh! Boring!

Both FINN & SERENA hear LUCIAN’S voice. Record scratch sound effect plays and the song stops at 1st Chorus.

LUCIAN/NARRATOR (V.O)(Cont’d)

I will admit, it was a nice romantic story that you gave. But the author really likes to elongate the scenes.

Several shadowy figures appear before them. Only showing red glowing eyes. They grab FINN and attempt to grab SERENA but he manages to free her from their grip before they disappear in a flash.

CUT TO:

INT - ANCIENT TEMPLE

FINN wakes up in some sort of an ancient temple. He looks around, find two monsters guarding a doorway. ATHENA & TAVEN bound and stuck to the walls of this circular dome room. LUCIAN was on the other end doing some weird shit.

FINN

(Intensely worried)

Erin?

ERIN (V.O)

(Intensely worried)

Yeah?

FINN

(Intensely worried)

What do we do?

ERIN (V.O)

(Intensely worried)

I have no fuckin clue.

Tags: @cometworks, @cookiecuttercritter, @coloursintheblur 

[theythemsam]

spn 14x05, liveblog, collected posts (all 18 of them) or as i like to call it: Whoa! That tall child looks terrible! Get some rest, tall child! You can't keep burning the candle at both ends! 

Is Maddie seriously hunting alone now?

#for real? #girl really?

 I hate Sam so much, its unreal, he is such a lying bastard and it’s just so gross

#uhm no, I cant sleep uhm no that’s not a problem uhm no im totally not racing towards a burn out and a complete break down right now AHAHAHAHAHAH #like pls sleep my tall stupid anxious child

 Sam making them wear body cams is a really good idea!

#hes such a smart boy #but also an idiot man

 Oh damn really sexy impala shot!!!

#so nice

 Did Bobby just insult Sam?

#boy imma throw hands you asshole

 Bobby is such a bastard to Sam

#imma kick his ass #as if Sam isn’t already angry at himself… he doesn’t need Bobby beating him down

 Bobby simply running off and leaving Dean behind…

#god I want him to dieeeee

 Asdfg the woman really does not like her dad

 Alright, she’s got a damn good reason why…

#UFFF #thats traumatic

 They are really laying into Johnny boy this season

#two mentions of him being a Not Good DadTM so far #he deserves it but wow

 I love Sam reassuring Meggie.

#you did nothing wrong #best boy!!!! #but also like pls get her out of there before the monster comes back

 Oh so this alternative universe Bobby had kids…

#interesting #but why does bobby get someone who he knows? #unlike the others… #inchresting

 Oh Djinn bastard…

#interesting #although that new improved Djinn sounds a lot more terrifying

 Also Dean is in a terrible mood…

#uffff #like it makes sense but the way he shoots that Djinn like 5 times is terrifying

 The two impala shots we get this episode are so pretty

#like Big Sexy

 I love the whole hunter group!

#especially that person with the buzzcut cause yes. Me. Same.

 Bobby finally apologizing to Sam is good

#i don’t feel much about the bobby/mary thing but its fine

 Sam you need more sleep than three hours… boy youre gonna die

[weewooshow]

For that ask meme you just reblogged: Avatar the Last Airbender for the show questions, Phryne/Jack for the ship questions, Peter Parker for the character questions. (Or any combination of these that you want tbh. TALK TO ME ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS, MELODY.)

oh Zainab, 152 insights into my soul!!! i will do my best to not be TOO long-winded el oh el...

ATLA

Favorite character: this is a VERY difficult toss up between sokka and zuko and iroh but i think i have to stick to my nature and pick the hero who thinks they’re only the comic relief sidekick and go sokka here

Least Favorite character: recurring major character wise i’m going to have to go mai here. they try to make her i guess introverted/stand-offish i guess but she’s just boring.

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): kataang, ironically zutara, sokka/suki, zuko/jin (PLEASE do not get me started on one-episode romances unless you are prepared for much screaming), sokka/yue

Character I find most attractive: zuko for sure

Character I would marry: sokka absolutely

Character I would be best friends with: aang or katara i can’t choose

a random thought: SECRET TUNNEL!!!! SECRET TUNNELLLL!!!! SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNELLLLLLLL! (and dieeeee)

An unpopular opinion: i like that azula was not redeemed. i know a lot of people wish she had been or feel like she could have been, i disagree. i think it’s a good foil to zuko’s redemption arc and that sad, somewhat scary endings are part of life

My Canon OTP: kataang 100%

My Non-canon OTP: i guess if i have to pick, zutara but idk if i’d call it OTP

Most Badass Character: feels weird to call aang a badass, but it’s aang. i mean obviously avatar powers are sick as hell, but i think it’s extra badass how he figures out dang powerbending bc he can’t go back on his morals. he is badass in his eventual bravery and forgiveness of others and choice to be a peacemaker when he could be the rough and tough avatar all the avatars before him were

Most Epic Villain: hama for SURE. she was TERRIFYING.

Pairing I am not a fan of: there’s a lot of toph/sokka out there and just. no thanks.

Favorite Friendship: zuko and sokka is up there- nothing has ever been quite as funny as “that’s rough buddy”, i just really like the way sokka slowly forgives him, but still picks on him like he hasn’t. but sokka and katara’s sibling friendship is excellent too.

Character I most identify with: sokka. no i don’t want to get into it.

Character I wish I could be: katara. she’s powerful and loud in the fight for good.

Phryne/Jack

When I started shipping them: the first moment they’re on screen together- who doesn’t have this answer?!

My thoughts: just DO IT ALREADY!!!! i mean i really do love the pining and the immense sexual tension, and the constant will they- won’t they of it all, but also get on with it already! i think they are a wonderful balance in basically every way, always push the other to be better people, and i just REALLLLYYY love that jack can get her in a tizzy the way she gets everyone else, but no one but him gets her. it’s getting me in one just thinking about it.

What makes me happy about them: that they DO get together and that it’s so well built up to and that they just UNDERSTAND each other and that the show builds it up so well. many romances can be rushed or told not showed and these people clearly listened to their HS english teachers.

What makes me sad about them: how little we get to see of them actually, factually together. it’s all tension and jealous questioning and longing stares then when we finally get one kiss and BOOM, show’s over.

Things done in fanfic that annoys me: i’ll be honest, I haven’t read a lot of phrack fic, but from what i have, i don’t like fic where phryne steamrolls jack. it’s a fine line between just running him over and the real jack and phryne where she’s bad at listening to instructions and has him twisted around her finger and he doesn’t mind at all because when she can tell it matters, she listens to what he asks and never pushes him too far or ignores him completely. just, puts her own spin on it maybe. (and that’s a very fine line to tread so understandable that it’s not always done well in fic)

Things I look for in fanfic: again, haven’t read much, but now i’m realizing i need to remedy this and will be looking for a fic where they have to be fake married for a case, bc a) it’s one of my favorite tropes, b) they basically are a married couple anyway and i would love to read about everyone else being like this is perfect should be so easy for you two! and them being like are you crazy? we’ll suck at this! 

My wishlist: i.... don’t know what this means? 

Who I’d be comfortable them ending up with, if not each other: for Phryne I’m going to have to say Lin, and Jack I suppose Concetta? (but genuinely no one for him i love how he pines)

My happily ever after for them: phryne flies home and the SECOND jack hears he RUSHES to her home to find her taking off her hat and flattening her hair as she turns around and says “oh! Jack!” (you can hear it, can’t you) and he’s standing there with a bunch of flowers and he drops them to rush forward and kiss her he says something along the lines of, “please never do that again, not without me knowing that i am exclusively yours to come back to, i’m not sure how you feel about marriage but please if there’s any part of you that’s up for it, please go there with me” (but i haven’t considered it much at all.)

Peter Parker (and we’re going MCU Tom Holland here)

How I feel about this character: [amos diggory voice] my SON! that’s my BOYYYYY! he’s my incredible, hilarious, intelligent, big-hearted, sweet, flipping, climbing, jumping SON!

Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: mj, liz, shuri sorta, ned sometimes

My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: it’s gotta be tony stark. that relationship LITERALLY SAVED THE WORLD SO.

My unpopular opinion about this character: idk if i have one? maybe that sometimes he can be /too/ goofy?? but then again so can i so

One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: the cheek kiss that RDJ posted. that tony had said words to him as he was dying. that he got to kiss liz/have five seconds of fun with her before realizing her dad was the vulture and freaking out. 

Favorite friendship for this character: ned, duh.

My crossover ship: ?????? can shuri count as crossover? bc this is a weird prompt and that’s the best i got.