#ohhh my god it hurt so bad it was great

[useful-boy]

Oh hell yeah my pt today is a woman and she absolutely went rough on me, it was fucking awesome

[maraczeks]

newsroom rw thread pt 21

[sparrow-the-tired-lesbian]

thoughts on episode 2 (SPOILERS)

Oh don’t  tell me we get Sylki this episode 

OH MY GOD THEYRE WEARING TUXEDOS

MARRIED COUPLE LOKIUS

oh god no not Brad 

HA LOKI SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

Mobius you’re such a dummie

B15 MY BELOVED

OHOHO GET FUCKED BRAD

Mobius is gay panicking

BRAD WHAT KIND OF RUN IS THAT

OHOHO MAGIC

WHERE DID YA COME FROM WHERE DID YA GO WHERE DID YA COME FROM COTTON EYE LO

MOBIUS IS GAY PANICKINGGGGGG

*sings along to the theme song*

Ohhh b15 you’re lookin fine

There’s a jail in the TVA??? I forgot about that

bring it to my son

OUROBOROS WHERE ARE YOU

SON

Aww he talks to himself that’s cute

So smart

He’s gonna get so fed up with people bringing shit to him when he wrote a whole book about it

Sweet Casey

Married couple Lokius building their IKEA bed

CASEY READ THE GUIDEBOOK! WE STAN A GREAT BOI

I’m going to fight Brad

Brad is so right about Lokis character but damn Mobius going to defend him is kinda gay

Why do I feel like Brad is talking directly to me when he’s talking to-

DONT TALK ABOUT FRIGGA I WILL MURDER YOU BRAD

The sass on lokis tone I’m going to cry

Mobius reign in your boyfriend

Loki is scaring me actually

That sounded kinda sexual Loki my man

YOURE RIGHT BRAD

THERAPY

MOBIUS’S PET?

Yeah Mobius who were you

Oh jeez

Mobius is about to flip out

HE FLIPPED

Loki caring for his husband <3

Following each other <3

KISS NOW

THE PIE SCENE

Awe Loki with his little legs crossed he’s so adorable around Mobius

Yeah you lost it baby

Comfort your husband Loki

WASNT TACTICAL??? BABE YOU ATTACKED NYC

Talk about your feelings Mobius

Why would you thank him for kidnapping you Mobius?

Felt that about bad and good lemme tell ya

Would you quit it about Sylvie

OUROBOROS!!!!

Don’t get hurt baby I’ll cry

Uh oh

UH OH

BRAD????

Is he dead?

Aww man he’s alive

Round two of what babe

NEED ANOTHER SESSION???

HARDBALL TACTICS?!!!??!

WHAT ARE THESE WORDS YOURE SAYING

Big machine

He’ll torture you babe

Remembering things for their husband this is cute

Uh oh Loki what are you doing

LOKI STOP IT

LOKI 

stop asking about Sylvie for the love of god

ENJOY YOURSELF?!

Mobius you’re so sweet

YEAH BRAD DONT BRING UP A VILLAIN’S MOTHER

Kill him hon maybe we won’t have to deal with his dumb ass

Terrible awful things 

He’s lost his shit I love it 

Loki please this is going too far

Okay nice we made Brad suffer and Loki is being everything Mobius could want in a boyfriend

Mobius was in on it?!

OB WHAT DO YOU MEAN WERE GONNA DIE

*gasp* OUROBOROS AND CASEY MY NEW OTP

HES FANBOYING

AWWWW BABIES 

oh no world is dead

*sings McDonald’s jingle*

Where’s my wife

Awww she’s so proactive I love her so much

NO NO NO NOT SYLKI PLEASE NOT SYLKI

One Unhappy meal please

Talk less Loki 

Can Sylvie drive

CORRECT OMG MY WIFE

THIS IS MY BELOVED 

Leave her alone Loki please

Advertisement 

OH MY GOD MOBIUS IS ON SOME SYLKI HATE

“It’s cinema thank you very much”

Murder

QUICK CHANGE WITH SYLVIE

THEYRE KILLING RVERYTHING

IHOHO MURDER

COMPROMISED OF CIURSE BABY

OH NO

call your boyfriend Casey

Don’t hold hands

NO

uh oh

Bye bye Sylvie :)

Oh she’s back

What are we looking at

Oh no…

Those are people!

Uh oh Sylvie’s angry

I might as well just make a harem of marvel women I want to wife me up 

Don’t pull that Sylki bullshit on me

Mobius is sad Loki go comfort him

At least Sylvie had her life

Does she have a friend?

What’s going on between those two?!

I’m so confused

Post credits???

Why not?

[some-pers0n]

Hi I made a crackfic for Arctic's death because I had a terrible, horrible idea inspired by that old fandom meme. I don't regret anything <3

"Aaannnddd...perfect!" Darkstalker stepped back. "All set and ready to go. Haha! Look at him! Clearsight, look, c'mon. Come see."

"Darkstalker, I don't think this is a good idea–"

"Shut up woman and come look," he bluntly said. "Come on, it's not like the camera's gonna bite you or anything. Neither is Arctic, but, eh, maybe that'll add to the drama. The kids love it when people get hurt, it's why they watch it."

He grabbed the camera again and pointed it at Clearsight. "It's rolling. Come on, babe, don't you wanna do it? For the bit? Ohhh it'll be such a funny thumbnail. Everyone's gonna click on it. Just stick your head near him."

"I'm not going to bite an innocent dragon..." Arctic muttered.

"HA! Oh but it's okay for you to do that to me. Not cool dad. Mid dad behaviour, tee-bee-haitch. To be honest. Tee-bee-haitch– you get it."

"Back in my day we just called somebody a 'loser' if they were a bad parent. Like, me? I'm a dead-beat dad."

"Yeah, that's true." Clearsight nodded.

"But I'm not...mid? What does that even mean?"

"Mannn you so did not cook. 'Dead-beat'? Yeah, you're gonna be dead as hell once I'm done with ya. Like for real done. Dead. Deceased. Ain't coming back from that."

"God just kill me now," Arctic grumbled.

"In a minute! Me. I'm God. It's me. Get used to it :)"

"What was that sound you just made with your mouth--" Clearsight began but Darkstalker cut her off. He couldn't bother to hear such a whiny, woman voice. He needed to pay more attention to the crowd that gathered.

"Hey, hey! Guys! Check this out! I'm a livestreamer. I do all of these cool things on Twitch and YouTube. Follow me! My handle's Darksalter. Like Darkstalker, but salty, cause of all of the noobs I own on my daily League of Legends streams."

The surrounding NightWings just blinked at him.

"Ughhhh. How about you guys being recorded, huh? You get famous! Right here, right now, this is a big deal. No cap, this is serious. This is gonna be a livestream to end all livestreams. There's gonna be like at least ten dragons watching!!"

"OH MY GOD!?" One dragon shouted. "TEN??? I've never seen anybody have that many, hold on! We gotta watch this guy!"

Immediately, the entire population of the Night Kingdom arrived. Even the queen (a closeted Darksalter fan, who was wearing all of his merch) was waiting for him. They all cheered and clamoured for him.

"Settle, settle! I know you're all such adoring fans. Believe me, I would love me too. Already do! Such a great, handsome, all powerful animus." He flexed his muscles. "Plus, the ladies love me." He glanced back at Clearsight, who had the most aggressively unenthusiastic frown he ever seen.

"But, but, we gotta wait a minute. First, I gotta mew."

"What does that even mean?" Clearsight asked.

Darkstalker did not answer. He brought a talon up to his snout and then traced the outline of his perfectly gorgeous jawline. I mean just look at that thing. Downright beautiful. Like, come on now. Look him up right now. Yeah, yeah! The thang of all time! That sweet, succulent jaw. Bro's been mewing since the day he was hatched.

[A/N: it is a pretty cool jawline]

He cleared his throat. "Anyways, enough talk. You had your shot for the thumbnail, so now it's all about me." He looked at the camera and enchanted it to float. It hovered above, pointing at him. "Three, two, one..." He clapped. "And we're live!"

The crowd cheered and roared as he did so. No omegaluls. No minus ones. He was an unboxing andy just about ready to tear open into his best work yet.

"Hey what's going on Stalker Gang! How are the stalkers in chat going? Can we get the hype train going?" He gestured to the crowd, which yelled and screamed louder. "Yeah!! Let's go Stalker Gang!!"

"Darkstalker...this isn't you." Clearsight sobbed. "You don't do this. You aren't like this!"

"Baby, I'm an influencer. It's my duty as Twitch's No. 27 streamer of all time!"

Clearsight cried more but Darkstalker did not care. He turned back to the camera. "Ayyy guys!" He clasped his talons. "So, today is a very, very special day, because we have a guest! That's right, my terrible, very uncool, incredibly mid father! Look at him. Blue pilled in every sense of the word. Even his blood's blue, which y'all are gonna see real quick." He pushed the camera directly in his face.

"Hey, hey, everyone!" He gestured to Arctic. "Can I get a 'boo' from you all?"

With his command, the crowd began to jeer at Arctic. A wave of rotting tomatoes came hurling his way, splattering against his face.

"And, with that being said, this stream is sponsored by Glep. Get a Glep. Now. Or else. You don't wanna be there when Glep is upset. That's how the last moon was destroyed." He stared silently into the camera for a minute, as customary with the Glep sponsors.

"NOW!! Let's get this going!" He pointed at Arctic. "You. Unbox yourself."

"Wh–" Arctic didn't have a chance to finish before he clawed at his torso and gutted himself. The crowd kept cheering and applauding and tossing money at Darkstalker.

"Woah woah, pretty messy, huh guys?" He raised an eyebrow. "Totally unpoggers. L behaviour. Boo!!" But when he turned back, he noticed that everyone stopped cheering.

"Bro, dude," one dragon began, "poggers is so, like, old man. That's so cringe, skull emoji."

Then, they began to dissipate. Quickly as they arrived, they left. He was cringe now. So cringe.

"No, NO! Wait! Come back! I'm still relevant! I'm still hip with the kids! I– I..." But it was too late. He was cancelled for being cringe. Everyone was bored by him. He was out-of-touch. He was out of time. He was out of his head when they're not around.

Behind him, he heard his sister, Whiteout, crying. He turned back to see that her favourite stim toy, a rainbow coloured pop-it shaped like a crewmate from Amomg Us, was lying on the floor. Things must be serious.

"Sis, are you upset at me?..." he muttered.

"Yes! You just unboxed our dad! My trauma points are like so high right now. I can't even..." She wiped her tears and kept crying.

Darkstalker looked back at Arctic, who was dead. Very dead. He growled. "When I'm the alpha king of the world, everyone will be my fan. Everyone will follow me! Everyone will like and subscribe! You'll see, you'll all see!"

[rodeo-clowns]

Hi can I request Sarah Sanderson x female reader who has like a not so great best friend who treats the reader terribly (making fun of pushes around etc) but the reader is too scared to drop her?

I Know How to Hex You

Modern!Sarah Sanderson x fem!reader

A/N: Ty for requesting this! So sorry it took me like fifty years to write it, I’ve been struggling to write a lot these past few months, I have a lot on my plate. I set this as if Sarah was born in the 20th century, so both her and the reader are around like the same age. Sorry if the insults are a bit much, I just felt like this request hit really close to home as I realized recently that a close friend of mine was just really mean and was always against me so this is a bit of a vent fic. Also if you can’t tell, I started watching SATC, so there are some references in the text lol. I hope you enjoy ! <3

Word Count: 1,250 words! (One of my longest yet!!)

Warnings: Angst that ends with fluff, Body shaming, cursing, drinking, kissing, horrible friends (never keep bad friends y’all! learnt that the hard way, ouch), usage of Y/N and unproofread text (let me know if I missed anything!)

It was that time of the year again. Halloween, your favorite holiday in the world. Only this year the warm, welcoming yet spooky feeling of the holiday wasn’t there. You were currently standing in the corner at a Halloween party hosted by your friend, Becca while nursing a cosmo. You see, you were initially excited to attend the party, that is until Becca began making degrading comments.

Earlier that night at your apartment.

“Okay!” With a bright smile you open your bathroom door, stepping out. You were dressed head to toe in a cute witch costume. The dress on you was black with deep blue details and you had on a pointy black witch hat, accompanied by red lipstick and dark eye makeup. “Sooo,” you twirled around, showing off your costume to your friend Becca, who was seated on your bed. “What do you think?”

She looked up from her phone with a bored expression and stared at you for a good five seconds before she chuckled dryly. “You’re not serious are you?” she says with a mocking tone as she stands up, pocketing her phone. Your expression drops.

“What do you mean?”

“Y/N…you can’t wear that! It is NOT flattering at all! I mean, what were you even thinking when you bought it?” She laughs and plucks the witch hat off your head. You look down at your costume. Was she right? Was the costume that you spent so much time shifting through thrift stores trying to put together really that horrible?

“Oh…” You respond, keeping your head down. You were hoping that Becca would get the hint and realize that she’d hurt you with her words, but she continued.

“I mean like be so fucking for real look at it,” she points to your figure in the floor length mirror across the room. In your reflection, you can see tears welling in your eyes, but Becca doesn’t seem to notice. “Already, you don’t even have a flattering body. These kinds of dresses are made for someone whose body is hot and sexy.” She says as her hands refer to her own body.

“I am hot and sexy,” you interject, trying to speak up for yourself as you always did when she’d get like this. She laughs loudly, the sound ringing in your ears, continuing on with her degradation before she gives up and looks at the time on her phone, stating that the two of you were going to be late for her party and that you had no time to change out of your “ugly ass dress” or change your “atrocious” makeup.

Present

Eventually, you leave the corner of Becca’s apartment, but only because you’ve now finished your cosmopolitan and need another if you’re going to get through tonight. Before you can enter the kitchen you hear your name pop up in a conversation that Becca is having with some friends of hers. “Ohhh my god do you see what Y/n’s wearing? It’s just awful,” she laughs out, wheezing in the process. “I mean she actually bought that and thought it was a good idea like who lied to her!?” You hear a few of her friends agree before you’ve had enough and step into the kitchen, grabbing a can of a random alcoholic beverage and step in front of Becca, who looks surprisingly shocked to see you. You shake the can aggressively before opening it right in front of her, spraying it all over her before she shouts in shock.

“Oops,” you slam the drink on her face and grab another can before you step out, grabbing your coat and bag from her crowded front entrance and leaving her apartment. You make it about two blocks before you break down crying in the middle of the sidewalk. Thankfully this part of Salem was deserted around that time of night, regardless of whether or not it was Halloween, meaning there was no one around to see you cry, or so you thought.

“Hello pretty,” you hear a voice say. You look up in shock, not expecting anyone to approach you. In front of you was the most beautiful woman you’d ever seen, sporting long blonde hair and a whimsical look in her eye. You sniffle before greeting her back. “What’s the matter?” She asks gently, staring deep into your eyes with a look of compassion, brushing hair away from your face.

“Oh…uh…just got into an argument with someone I considered as a sister,” you mumbled. ‘What is the matter with me?’ You thought to yourself. Why am I telling this beautiful stranger about my life? I just met her!’ Nonetheless, you disregarded your thoughts and continued to confide in the stranger, finding her presence comforting. Strangely she felt familiar, like…home.

“Oh?” She replies after listening to you rant your heart out. “I’m so sorry that happened to you, no one should treat such a beautiful creature such as yourself so horribly.” You felt flushed at her words, a sharp contrast to what you’d put up with with Becca. “You don’t believe me?” She says as she steps closer to you, crowding you against the pole of the streetlight behind you. Gingerly, you shake your head. “That’s okay,” she says, “I can prove it to you.”

“Y-you can?”

“Sure,” she smirks an award winning smirk, your breath hitches. “But only if you want me to,” her voice lowers, asking for your permission. You take a moment to look around, noticing that the street remains empty except the two of you. You nod and she laughs lightly, shaking her head. “What was that? I couldn’t hear you?”

“Yes, I want you to prove it to me.” With that she smiles, and leans in, pressing a light kiss to your lips, it lasts less than three seconds but still you feel the wind knock you off your feet. As she pulls away, you look at her with awe. She smiles and speaks again.

“I’m Sarah.”

“Y/N.”

She smiles again and tells you that she’s never heard a name so beautiful in her life. This time, you’re the one who initiates the kiss, which leads into a small but heated make out session against the pole, your lips moving fervently against each other, like you can’t live without it. But before you can get too carried away, you hear footsteps behind you. You pull apart and look up to see Becca.

“What the fuck! Who’s this? Is this why you made such a scene back there? So you can go make out with this…Bimbo!?” She yells out, both invalidating your feelings and insulting Sarah. Sarah looks at you and whispers in your ear.

“Is this the friend that treated you horribly?” You nod in confirmation. She smirks, “Watch this.” Suddenly she flicks her wrist and Becca is gone. You gasp in shock.

“You’re-you’re a-”

“Witch?” She laughs. “I know, fun isn’t it? Don’t worry I didn't do anything bad to her, she's just back at her apartment complex, where she won’t remember this encounter.” She says it like it’s no big deal and at that moment, you couldn’t find yourself to care about Becca anymore, instead you wrap your arms around Sarah’s neck, leaning in.

“So what…else can you do with your magic?” You bite your lip, keeping eye contact with her. She laughs and raises her eyebrows. Before you can blink you’re suddenly in your own apartment, your arms still around Sarah.

“Let’s find out shall we?”

[calekinnieplus]

So... apparently I've reached the end of the Main Story. That's... surreal. I've done it.

Of course, there's still the side stories left, but I'll definitely read them soon.

But man, oh man. The last few chapters Hit me where it hurts. Klein is asleep. We don't know when he'll wake up. The apocalypse is coming.

But hey, at least he high-fived his niece? T^T

(Still crying over that, don't mind me-)

It was a long road. Some weeks were filled with binging, others - less so. Nevertheless, I've read the main story. It took less than a year, good on me. I wrote down the date I reached a certain chapter, every 100th chapter, I wrote it down.

Here it is:

5 Jun, downloaded epub, read 1st chapter

Chap 69 - 25 Jul

Chap 100 - 30 Jul

Chap 200 - 4 Aug

Chap 300 - 7 Aug

Chap 400 - 9 Aug

Chap 500 - 13 Aug

Chap 600 - 22 Aug

Chap 700 - 24 Aug

Chap 716 (50%) - 25 Aug

Chap 800 - 29 Aug

Chap 900 - 3 Sept

Chap 1000 - 22 Sept

Chap 1100 - 18 Oct

Chap 1169 - 26 Oct

Chap 1200 - 28 Oct

Chap 1300 - 8 Nov

Chap 1332 - 22 Nov

Chap 1394 - 27 Nov [Main Story - The End]

Ohhh man. It's crazy.

I have a lot of good impressions from this novel. Some more melancholic than others. Others, on the funnier side. Overall, it definitely had an impact.

Klein is a character that, at surface level, you'd think is boring, but when you actually pay attention to his thoughts, his feelings, and his decisions, you're blown away.

Klein's a food connoisseur who likes to try various dishes, but definitely has a sweet tooth. He's someone who likes to lampoon, in good or bad times. He's loyal to his friends, making sure to pay back what he owes. He's kind and tries his best to lend a helping hand when he can. He's selfless in the way he decided to confront a terrifying entity that was rivaled by God Almighty, to keep his promises to people that placed their faith in him, to protect those he holds dear to his heart, to bring forth hope for everyone.

He's a miserable existence, plagued by the madness ever-present in the Beyonder characteristic that he consumed. A lonely existence, separated from his previous friends and family by force and his current friends and family by choice. Fighting against what seems to be an impossible foe, fighting to break a cycle of madness and pain to protect humanity.

He's also... Klein Moretti. One of my favorite characters that deeply hurt me when he was hurt, that made me panic when he was panicked and made me happy when he achieved victory against all odds. Thank you.

Lord of the Mysteries is a wonderful novel. Each volume had a story that built up spectacularly for the ending, each story making me sympathize with characters we only saw a few times.

Although some characters were more fleshed out than others, although there were some moments I didn't enjoy in full, that's only natural. It definitely projected a picture I could marvel at and it was undoubtedly a good choice on my part to pick this novel up heh

I shall continue to read the side stories, but consider this my thanks towards Cuttlefish and the story itself for the wonderful experience.

And to everyone who enjoyed my ramblings and reactions to my binging, thanks for being here with me. It was a great time!

ONWARDS, MY FRIENDS!

[jaxthejester]

i’d love some ianthony hurt/comfort fics where one of them gets hurt or injured by someone on set and the other gets all caring and protective!! bonus points for including the other smosh cast members too hehe thanks so much!!

im not a huge ianthony fan, but i tried! sorry its short 😭

Ianthony- A Big, Big Mess on Our Hands Tonight

-

"So, Eat It or Yeet It, Ianthony Edition, ey? Sounds great!" Anthony proclaimed.

"Yeah! I'm so ready to fuck ALL this shit up!" Ian chuckled. Garrett looked at the two men with a glint of nervousness in his eye.

"I, uh, hope you know not all of these dishes are going to be bad, right?" he asked. Both Ian and Anthony's faces fell.

"Well damn."

The cooking went off without a hitch, even with Ian and Anthony fucking around, still overjoyed to have the other back. Garrett took most of the actual cooking, while the other two did the prep.

Soon, it was time to shoot the episode. A chorus of "Eat It or Yeet It!" rang out.

"Hello and welcome to a very special Eat It or Yeet It-" Courtney began, pausing momentarily. "I say that every time, don't I?" they asked aloud.

"Anyway! I have reason to say it on this fine evening- it's the Ianthony episode!" Cheers came from the table as Ian and Anthony both smiled to the Garrett cam. "Here are the rules!" Courtney said for the edit.

"Garrett wouldn't let us torment you guys... that much." Ian commented. Spencer, on of the contestants, rolled his eyes.

"Don't make me threaten to kill myself again." Spencer sighed. Ian chuckled.

"No promises!"

The first few rounds went as well as any Eat It or Yeet It does- Damien got some weird pasta dish that everyone else refused to taste, Tommy got a plain ass tortilla, Angela got a vegemite donut, and Spencer got an overcooked pizza in a "My Favorite Pizza Place" box.

Issues arose when the big bite came out. Anthony had pitched a dish to be served on fire for the big bite, and Garrett helped him prepare a cherries jubilee flambé.

Anthony had worked a deal with Courtney prior, ensuring Anthony could light the dish himself.

"When this dish is presented, make sure nobody is near it! We wouldn't want an accident..." Garrett had warned. Anthony had mumbled an acknowledgement.

The five people sitting around the table made small talk as the last round was being prepped.

"I can't believe I got the big bite AGAIN." Shayne groaned, head resting on his forearm to ensure no cheating.

"My brother in christ, you didn't even try to hit the bell." Spencer retorted.

"I do think hitting the bell is a vital part of the game..." Tommy added.

"I know! I was the one who pitched this show, dammit!" Shayne snapped in false anger.

"Ohhh, I'm Shayne!! I pitched this show because I like the pain I go through!" Angela mocked.

"Holy shit, are there two Shaynes here?!" Damien joked.

"Okay losers, it's time! Open your eyes!" Courtney called out. Everyone did as they asked, but instead of Courtney, Anthony stood in the center, revealing the dish.

"Five...?" The count started. Anthony pulled out a pocket lighter to flambé the dish.

"Four..." With two clicks, the lighter lit, and Anthony put the flame to the dish.

"Three..." It caught instantly, blue flames climbing the dish.

"Two...!" The flames climbed higher than Anthony inticipated, though, and it made contact with his hand.

"FUCK-" Anthony yelled, quickly yanking his hand back.

"Oh my god, cut, someone get a medic!" the director called.

Anthony would blame the adrenaline, but events after that were a blur. The medic showed up and walked him through the proceedures. It was nothing more than a small first degree burn, but it still hurt like a bitch.

As the medic finished up bandaging Anthony's hand, Ian walked into the room. "Anthony, are... are you okay?" he asked.

Anthony looked to the medic. "Yeah, he'll be fine. Just be careful around the area." she smiled. "Take care now." And she left, leaving Anthony and Ian alone.

"That's... good." Ian said, running a hand through his hair.

"Yep. I've had worse, anyway. I was a teenager once, you know." Anthony joked. Ian didn't laugh, and shifted his weight.

"I was worried. About you."

Oh. Anthony felt a pang in his heart. He walked over to Ian, bringing the other into a hug.

"I'm sorry. I'm okay, I promise."

Ian smiled. "I'm glad."

[brainrotlesbian]

Rare whump moments in cartoons

A lot of the media I like is animated, and as such, there’s not many whumpy moments in such cartoons or movies, but there are some good moments in them, so here is a non-comprehensive list of pretty good whumpy moments in my good Christian (/j) child cartoons:

True Colors (season 2 episode 20 of Amphibia). Not really until the last five minutes of the episode, but it’s well worth it. Sasha and Anne find out Marcy’s lied to and manipulated them, and also that King Andrias has done the same (not really whump but it adds to it I swear), Sprig is thrown out of a window. From a flying castle that’s nearly a mile above ground. Marcy is stabbed through the abdomen with a flaming sword and with her last conscious moments she apologizes then collapses to the ground presumed dead.

A Bug’s Life (idk the last 30 minutes?) Yeah, you read that right. A Bug’s Life. When Flik is beaten by Hopper. Good shit, good shit. The bruises, the groaning in pain, the attempting to push himself onto his feet only for his strength to fail and he falls down into the ground? Beautiful

Save The Cat (season 5 episode idk 2 or 3 of She-ra 2018). Yeah I know I said I don’t really like lady whump but like this is lesbian angst so it’s fine with me. I’m also a huge sucker for brainwashing/mind control especially when paired with said brainwashed person forced to fight a loved one

Yunan and Olivia (season 3 episode 7 of Amphibia). Holy mother of god I was not expecting that level of whump from the silly frog show. The screaming from Marcy as she’s digitally possessed by the core? Horrifying. Haunts my dreams. Oh and also there’s illusions of the three characters’ biggest traumas/fears/regrets and it’s great. If y’all thought True Colors was bad, you were right, but Yunan and Olivia is worse

The Mortis Arc of the Clone Wars (season 3) Yeah it’s kinda cheating to put an entire arc but like c’mon. 1. Lore about the nature of the force and the prophecy and the chosen one and 2. We had two different fights between the trio with one who was possessed (sorta) (Ahsoka vs Anakin and Obi Wan, then Anakin vs Obi Wan). Does this really count as whump? Ehhhh kinda sorta it’s more angst but whatever

I forgot the name of this episode but it’s some time in DuckTales 2017 season 2. Oh yeah. Fucking DuckTales. Donald gets captured by the moon people (it’s kinda funny they have this unique muzzle/gag thing they slap over his bill and he literally does not say an intelligible word until it’s blown off from an anger outburst). After discovering General Lunaris’s plan to invade earth and kill the triplets, he launches back to earth… only to end up on a deserted island for months without contact with the outside world. He kinda goes a little nuts once the family finds him

ROTTMNT movie. That’s it. The whole damn movie. Leo has the living shit beaten out of him. Raph is possessed. Everyone almost dies

The Bad Batch arc of the Clone Wars season 7. Again, cheating, I know, but holy hell, the arc around rescuing Echo and they find him half-dead, emaciated, white as a sheet, and connected neurologically to the computer system so the Separatists can search his memories for republic strategies? That’s good shit. It leaves a lot up to the imagination as to what, exactly, Echo went through.

Season 2 episode I forgot of Gravity Falls: when Dipper gets possessed by Bill. Not the whumpiest but still ok, especially at the end when he’s like “ohhh everything hurts” cause Bill wore his body out

[bane-huntress]

Yu Yu Hakusho – Live action

Okay… I liked it… was there problems? Yes, but it was done by people who loved the anime/manga and have for years! And we know how rare that is!

So watch it if you have seen the anime, or see it if you haven’t, then go watch the anime!

So… Spoiler? YES!

This is also writen by an insane woman! enjoy!

Ok. So the LA (Live Action) covered 2 main arks of the anime, 1st and the 3rd, it does miss out one of my fave arks of the anime, but that’s fine, they really did a good job of melding them together. But it does mean we don’t get to see Hiei go green and get eyes, or Kurama stepping in and getting stabbed >_<.

Yusuke: I liked his char, but he never stops being ‘moody teen’ and his neck must have hurt from being stuck out all day, I think he breaks a smile once, which is a shame for such a sassy funny character.

Kuwabara: At least they found a tall guy, and he did a really good job, he was funny, and even though he’s not my fav chara, I actually liked him in this LA. Especially when he was left to fight to save Keiko & Yukina.

Kurama: (aka Shuichi) Now, I do love this ancient fox. He was fine in this LA, he was meant to be almost emotionless, which he was. Though I didn’t like the bit where he used the mirror, it didn’t need the graphics, it’s an emotional moment, where Yusuke is also giving his life to save Kurama’s mother, and it’s a HUGE bonding moment between them that never really happened, but also, the mirror never said he was letting them off the sacrifice, it was just kinda ignored >_<.

Hiei: he wasn’t short enough, and even though all the wigs were gods awful, there was no white blaze in his hair. We also didn’t see him go all green and covered in eyes, so we missed out on learning more about his personality. He was just moody and quiet, though his fight is good, and he has a couple of good lines, other than that? You can forget he’s there :S which is strange for the guy’s who’s the 2nd favourit.

Yoko Kurama; Oh… ohhh… tehe. We will forget the tail, it was a little too accurate, BUT… oh how lovely he was! His fight was watched a few times. And they plans were lovely and accurate! Even though we shouldn’t be seeing him come out in that arch, we can forgive him coming out without help XD.

Keiko : She’s fine, just like the anime, they didn’t make her a soft weakling, she sticks up for herself when she needs to!

Yukina: /sigh… pathetic, sure her anime self is a little weak, but she’s more naïve that pathetic… also… some people really shouldn’t get lip filler, poor actress.

Botan: She’s not tall enough, but she they do keep her sister personality to the boys and Yusuke, which I liked… but no broom! >_<

Koenma (Enma Jr): It was a shame they couldn’t afford the CG to make him a baby XD.. but they got his adult form down, so I’ll let it off… BUT… I missed George >_<

Genkai : Just like in the anime, she’s also one of my favourite chara! She’s so old and cranky, and they did a great job in the LA of finding a woman who could pull it off! shame she wasn’t in it more >_<

The rest of the bad guys were also surprisingly accurate and true to the original material, like older Taguro, the GD budget also went on him, even if he looked like Robert Carlyle half the time.

Conclusion?: I enjoyed it! It was fun, it stuck to what it used of the original works. Apart from the 1st true fight, the fight scenes were fun and engaging. So I have no idea what it would be like to watch for people who’s never seen YYH, but if it gets even a few people watching the anime and loving it, that’s good enough for me ^_^

(PS: ATM in the UK, it’s streaming on ‘Crunchyroll’ I know it’s on their site, not so sure about it being there through amazon prime.)

Thanks for reading! ^_^

[chaifootsteps]

i'm sure others have already commented on the way the flashback was handled in the leaked ep but GOD it's been taking up so much space in my mind. it really shows just how important it is to plan ahead to have reveals like that feel satisfying.

like blitzo killed HIS OWN FUCKING MOM accidentally, and we're supposed to get this from what, a 5 second clip? seriously????

if this show was actually planned out and well-written i feel like it'd have more foreshadowing and hints at what happened. just things to get you wondering. like idk. in the first ep iirc blitzo is tied up and the humans try to burn him and he doesnt react to the fire in a weird way at all??? HE KILLED HIS OWN MOTHER BY ACCIDENTALLY CAUSING A HUGE FIRE!!! idc how much blitzo bottles things up. some sort of reaction wouldve made so much more sense - like, if moxxie or millie or whoever was tied up with him i cant be bothered to go check - said that human fire doesnt hurt them instead of blitzo, and then he acts kind of off, it could be like a "oh i wonder why he's acting like that even though it doesnt hurt him" and then its the reveal and its like "ohhh omg thats why." something of that nature. just SOMETHING to buildup to the reveal. and god i wish it was longer.

i wish there was more time to see both fizzarolli's and blitzo's perspectives on the accident. i mean it starts with fizz waking up, there could be like, a dream sequence that portrays blitzo all evil, showing that it still haunts fizz and makes you wonder what really happened- but then the jump from that to him waking up would be complete tonal whiplash so i dont think that would really work with the episode as is- honestly the whole thing just needs to be rewritten. this whole show is a mess actually. it's taking up so much of my brain. i'm sorry.

god and the whole thing is so STUPID too. fucking, there are people... at your birthday party....? wtf... *accidentally bumps into the imp carrying the cake* oh the cake has fallen and i have accidentally killed my mother and caused irreversible damage to my friend !

but but but WHY is blitzo like that. its fizz's goddamn birthday party no shit he's the center of attention. yk what im not even going to rant abt that. its all just shitty writing.

despite all that i'm still excited for the episode tomorrow, helluva has great animation and fizzarolli is the only character i care about so i'm really looking forward to see him fully animated just on screen. the song had its bad parts (fucking secret to bitcoin part) but i love how over-dramatic fizz is, he loves performing so much it's cute

it was bad, it was just so incredibly bad, and the only redeeming thing about it was that it's Fizzarolli. I'm looking forward to see him and Ozzie in full animation (lack of composition aside) and that's about it.

[whumper-whimsy]

○ "Ghosty" ○ PT. 2

Revivebur × Ghostbur sootcest au

⚠️WARNINGS⚠️

Kidnapping, bondage, heavy smut, rough sex, kinky shit, use of aphrodisiacs, psychological torture, sexual torture, swearing, obsessive revivebur, dom!revivebur, sub!ghostbur, borderline non-con.

Takes place in the dsmp in an au where both of the 'burs are 'alive'.

NOT PROOFREAD

Revivebur: 32 he/him amab 6'6"

Ghostbur: 29 he/him amab 5'11"

NSFW BELOW, MINORS BEWARE

GHOSTBUR POV

Ghostbur yelped as Revivebur placed a kiss on the head of his dick. "Rev~" He did his best to pull away despite his restraints.

"Stay still and this'll feel so much better~ I dont want to hurt you, my prince~" Revivebur licked ghostburs dick before taking it between his lips. He bobbed his head a couple times, then stopped, pulling off with a 'pop'.

Ghostbur whined as all movement ceased. "Rev~?"

"I've barely even touched you and you're already that needy?" His laugh made ghostbur shiver. "You poor, sweet thing... if you really want it that bad, beg."

Bucking his hips upwards with desperation, ghostbur released a pouting whine.

"Use your words and you'll get what you need." Revivebur coaxed, pressing two fingers against the area of his stomach right above his genitals and making ghostbur squirm. When Revivebur saw the effect this had on him, he pushed harder.

"Holy hell, rev, s-stop that~!" Ghostbur gasped, he could barely think in this state. "Please~ dont tease me... i need more~"

"Gladly, my love!~" Revivebur took his fingers off of ghostbur's upper crotch and leaned down to suck his dick again. Pure, dirty pleasure coursed through every inch of ghostbur's body.

"Sir~! Feels so good~" He cried, bucking his hips towards revivebur's mouth. Lewd moans and slurping sounds filled the basement.

He could pretend it was his own hand or something, right? That he wasnt captive and forced into this.

Revivebur stopped sucking for a minute, leaving ghostbur whining and desperate for more.

"Just a minute. Hell, you're needy, I like that~" Revivebur looked down with a shit-eating grin. Ghostbur frowned with embarrassment.

Ghostbur gasped as a vibrator slipped inside his ass, buzzzing away. He arched his back, bucking his hips into the air.

As if that wasn't enough, revivebur's lips hit ghostbur's dick, taking it back in his mouth.

"Gods, yes~ Rev~ Sir! Ohhh~!" He had to bite his lip to hold back more. "Ah, im close~ please, sir?" Ghostbur begged, throwing his head back in ecstacy.

"Please what?"

"Please let me cum!"

"Go ahead, angel~ cum for me~" the zombie pulled off his dick and stroked him through his orgasm.

Ghostbur shot thick ropes onto his chest, breathing heavily and blabbering thanks. "Thank you, sir, thank you~"

"There we go, my pretty boy~ You did so good for me tonight." Revivebur clicked the vibrator off and pulled it out. Ghostbur was uncuffed in exchange for the shackles soon after.

"Okay, ghosty, im gonna start working on your lunch. Call me down if you need me. Love you!" Revivebur went back upstairs and left ghostbur alone again.

...maybe this won't be so bad. Ghostbur thought, resettling on the bed and pulling his boxers back over his hips. Revivebur had been so caring and gentle, even if he seemed a little unhinged.

He did kidnap me though... I can't ever forgive him for that.

Ghostbur waited and waited. Sometime within the following hour, there was a faint, unhuman noise from somewhere upstairs. This gave ghostbur some anxiety, but he shrugged it off as some kind of hostile mob being killed.

After a long, bored hour, Revivebur returned with an aromatic plate of food. It contained slices of meat that were impossible to identify under the cheesy sauce, as well as sides of mashed potatoes and asparagus. "Eat up, my love! Sorry it took so long."

"Thank you! It smells good." Ghostbur dug in, happy to have eating utensils this time. He noticed revivebur observing with his cheek rested against his fist.

Ghostbur had finished half his plate before he spoke up again, "Rev, this is great! What is this, steak?" Ghostbur ate more of the meat, licking his lips.

"Mutton steak, actually." Revivebur responded innocently, but was grinning wickedly.

Why is he looking at me like that? Unless... no...

He looked closer to discover a small lock of blue wool on the side of the plate, seemingly placed deliberately. Ceramic shattered on the cement floor.

"No! Friend!" He cried, tears streaming down his cheeks, burning his sensitive skin. He stared at his hands, shaking uncontrollably. As he started giving himself the heimlich in hopes to regurgitate his pet, Revivebur intervened. Ghostbur kicked and screamed as he was lifted by the waist, trying to free himself.

"Calm the fuck down, it was just a sheep." Revivebur gripped the ghost's wrists in one hand.

"He wasn't 'just a sheep!' That was Friend!" Ghostbur screamed, thrashing and sobbing.

"Shut the fuck up!" His captor barked, squeezing his torso with one arm.

Ghostbur eventually lost his energy, laying limp in reviveburs hold and sniffling. "Why would you do that? You... you fed him to me. You're a monster."

"That's the thing, I can do what I want with you. You're mine." The iron grip on ghostbur released and he tumbled onto the mattress.

That sound upstairs... Ghostbur covered his ears with his hands and closed his eyes as it replayed in his head. He could now identify it as the bleat of an anguished sheep. "No, no... no..."

He was startled when a sleeve dabbed at his burning cheeks. "You're so pretty when you cry~" Revivebur cooed, kissing his cheek.

"No! Stay away from me!" Ghostbur cried, kicking the zombie in the gut. Revivebur stumbled back, holding his stomach.

"You little fuck-" he grunted, standing back up to his full height. "Sorry, shouldn't have called you that. You arent a little fuck, you just... have a temper today."

As he was approached again, ghostbur kicked out. Revivebur grabbed his leg mid-air and held it for a bit.

"I feed you... i take care of you... i even suck you off, but you cant appreciate a damn thing..." Revivebur seethed. "i knew i was going to have to punish you eventually, but i didn't expect it to be so soon. Oh, well." Revivebur dropped his leg and went back to the big black bin, fishing out a bundle of thick, rough looking rope and a bottle that rattled when it moved. The label was ripped off, but ghostbur could make out a blue heart drawn on a peice of paper that was taped to it.

Ghostbur tried to fight Revivebur off as he was unshackled and tied down, but didn't get very far. The ropes burned his wrists when he struggled, leaving painful red scratches.

"What are you going to do to me?" Ghostbur asked, ceasing his attempts to break free.

Revivebur's answer wasn't exactly what he had hoped for. "Open up," he commanded, shaking a few pills into his hand.

Ghostbur refused, keeping his jaw clenched. Revivebur slipped his fingers between his lips, using both hands to pry his jaws apart and dropped the pills in.

The zombie held ghostbur's jaw shut as soon as the pills hit ghostbur's tongue. "Swallow. I won't let your mouth open till you swallow." His gaze softened as ghostbur whimpered. "It won't hurt you, i promise. Im not gonna kill you over one indecent. Just swallow for me, kay?"

Knowing the pills would melt on his tongue eventually and kick in sooner, ghostbur swallowed. Immediately, his jaw was released.

"Such a good pet, even if you have a temper." Revivebur reached down and stroked ghostbur's hair. "The pills will kick in about half an hour from now."

He pulled away and cleaned up the mess on the floor, heading back upstairs.

Ghostbur called out before he was halfway up, "wait!" Revivebur turned around, coming down a few steps.

"Yes, my love? Something wrong?"

"What kind of pills were those?"

"You'll see, ghosty~" Revivebur hummed.

REVIVEBUR POV

Revivebur left the boy tied to the bedposts, carrying the broken plate and leftover mutton upstairs.

Killing ghostbur's pet had been rather easy for him morally, though the sheep had put up quite the fight; leaving a dark bruise on revivebur's hip.

He kept replaying ghostbur's reaction to all this in his head. Though it made him sad to see ghostbur look so upset, he had to chip away at any bits of hope left in ghostbur's heart somehow. Had to break him. Plus, it made him feel like he had more control over the ghost.

By the time he had disposed of the plate, he realized he had almost half an hour to kill. Revivebur headed to the backyard where the dead sheep still lay, and sheared off a small amount of its blue wool. He didn't feel bad at all for butchering it earlier, knowing it would simply respawn later.

He stuffed the wool in a sack and began the long walk to Niki's place. Once he arrived, he knocked on the door and stood back.

"Oh, hey wilbur!" Niki greeted, looking up at him with hope in her eyes. "Any news from ghostbur?"

"Unfortunately not... i hope that poor boy is okay. Anyways, i have a request for you." He dropped the bag in front of Niki.

"Oh, is this friend's wool? How is the little guy?" Niki questioned, opening the burlap bag.

"Oh, friend's doing great! I just sheared him, it seemed like he needed it. Can you do me a favor? Id like you to turn this into a sweater for me.

Taking a moment to think, Niki shook her head. "Sorry, wil. I have a lot of orders to fill right now, between these things and the bakery. I would but-" Revivebur stopped her, placing a hand on her shoulder. Niki looked up and flinched a little. Revivebur could tell from her body language that he intimidated her.

"Can't you take one more order?" He moved his hand from her shoulder to her waist, using his free hand to hold her chin. "We're friends after all... aren't we? I'm the closest thing you have to ghostbur now. It would be refusing him if you refused me..."

Niki nodded, pulling away from him. "I-I'll have it finished by tomorrow."

"Thanks, Niki! Glad to hear it!" Revivebur switched his tone up and smiled cheerfully. He released her and turned away.

He headed up the path away from her place, directed towards home.

Along the way

He walked inside and checked the clock. Shit, has it already been 50 minutes?

He made his way downstairs, stopping for a minute to admire the sight before him.

Ghostbur pulled at his restraints desperately, trying to rub his thighs together. His dick was fully erect, his face red, and his lips were parted slightly. Little whines and moans escaped from between them, such pretty little sounds that revivebur could have stood there and listened to all day.

"Agh~ sir!" The ghost whined, turning his head. "What the hell did you do to me?!"

Revivebur was almost too turned on to speak, approaching the struggling ghost. "Hey there, pretty boy~"

GHOSTBUR POV

"You asshole, agh~" he grunted as his dick throbbed with need. His skin felt like it was on fire, pulsing with desire to be touched. "What did you do to me?"

"I meant to be back earlier, I'm so sorry." Revivebur approached, sitting on the bed next to him. "Watch your language, though."

Ghostbur couldn't suppress a moan as he was finally touched, revivebur resting his hand on his side. It felt like fireworks were firing off under his skin as he was touched for the first time in almost an hour.

"So desperate; poor baby~ Looks like all the aphrodisiacs kicked in." Revivebur sympathized.

So that's what those pills were... Ghostbur whined for more contact, tugging at the scratchy rope.

Ghostbur sighed happily as revivebur trailed his fingers up and down his body. Eventually the stimulation stopped as his captor reached over him to untie him.

Since the only thing he had been thinking about for the last forty-ish minutes was being touched, the first thing he did when he was untied was jumping into revivebur's arms.

"Desperate, love?~" Revivebur cooed, rubbing his lower back. Unable to respond with words, Ghostbur clung to him and buried his face in the other man's chest.

Ghostbur gasped as his ass was groped suddenly, moaning into revivebur's ear.

"Such pretty noises~" Revivebur cooed into ghostburs ear, his voice dripping with lust. They both sat on the mattress facing eachother, with ghost straddling zombie.

Ghostbur's eyes squeezed shut as Revivebur grabbed his hips and dragged them slowly against his clothed thigh. Ghostbur helped, moaning softly as he rode his captor's thigh.

"You need more, huh? Beg for it. Beg for me to fuck you." Revivebur hissed, squeezing the ghost's hips hard enough to leave bruises.

"Please... more. I need to be fucked by you, rev~" He begged, pushing his face into the other's neck. "Let me ride you please."

"Pretty boy~ begging so good for me. Yes, you can ride me~" Ghostbur stood for a bit as Revivebur pulled his pants down far enough to let his cock spring out.

"Slow, please," Ghostbur requested, "i don't have any prep..." He slowly lowered himself, his hole pressing against the other's tip.

"You think you can make demands here, ghosty~?" Revivebur growled. Ghostbur screamed as he was forced onto Revivebur's hard length. "You thought wrong, love~"

"Ah, rev, stop!" Ghostbur panted, barely getting a second to adjust to his size before he was picked up again and shoved back down.

"I can see myself inside you..." revivebur said, gripping the other boy's semi-transparent hips and rolling them against his member.

Ghostbur looked down and gasped; he was right. He watched, crying softly, as Revivebur's dick fucked in and out of him. "Stop, please! Fuck, it hurts, it hurts!"

"I thought you wanted this, didn't you? Did you not just beg for this a minute ago?" Revivebur sneered, thrusting up into him harshly. "I suppose ill stop if you give me a good reason to."

Ghostbur could barely get a sentence out, but after a while managed to blabber, "please... i- ill sleep in your bedroom with you... in my cage."

What did i just promise? He thought, immediately regretting it. Revivebur slowed to a stop, looking into his eyes deeply.

REVIVEBUR POV

"You will?" He felt his dick throb at the words. The prospect of his Ghosty voluntarily staying with him in his bedroom? Fuck, it was hot. It shouldn't have turned him on that much, probably, but it did.

"Uhm, yes. Yes, I will," the other replied, his voice wavering.

As promised, Revivebur pulled out, setting Ghostbur on the matress with care. "You stay right here, okay?"

I'll move all of his stuff right into my bedroom! This is gonna be great! Revivebur got up and grabbed the cage, collapsing it and carrying it upstaies and to his bedroom. He set it up right next to his bed, dusting off the "ghosty" name tag. Painstakingly, he fluffed each pillow and put new blankets inside.

Once he was satisfied, he left the bedroom, ready to bring his love back upstairs. He froze when he heard the back door creak.

"... ghosty?" He asked, his heart breaking when he saw Ghostbur standing in the doorframe. He tried to escape..?

When he didn't respond, revivebur walked closer, looking down at the ground.

"Friend..." Ghostbur croaked, looking down at the mangled sheep's corpse. Revivebur rested his hands on the ghost's shoulders.

"Not a pretty sight, huh?" Revivebur breathed in ghostbur's ear, relishing in the way he trembled. "C'mon, let's get to my room, now." He grabbed ghostbur by the loop of his collar and pulled him to the bedroom.

He opened the cage and helped his ghostbur inside, locking it with the little switch that most dog kennels have. "You'll stay right there, yeah? You won't try to leave me?"

He waited for a response, and when the ghost stayed silent, he let out a stressed sigh.

"Alright, fine. If you aren't gonna talk, i might as well muzzle you." He turned and slammed the door, beginning to descend the stairs.

Revivebur fished in the black bin, pulling out the muzzle from the bottom. He took a second to look at the thing. It was a metal cage like a common dog muzzle, but had a bit to press against his tongue and keep him mostly silent. Leather straps ran across the sides of the head and connected into a metal lock in the very back that could only be opened via a key.

Pocketing the key, Revivebur began to head upstairs.

GHOSTBUR POV

The second Revivebur left the bedroom, Ghostbur started to work at the lock. He pushed his fingers between two bars and pushed at the switch. He shimmied it up and to the side, until it flipped back down and unlocked.

He got to work on the lower lock, unlatching it hastily. As soon as he finished, he crawled out and got up, throwing on a dirty sweater that barely fit him. He threw some sqeats on and pushed the bedroom door open. He took a right, towards the back door- towards friend.

He stepped onto the back porch, lowering himself to his knees and petting the dead sheep's remaining wool. Rememberinghis time was limited, he slipped the collar off the sheep's neck and got back up. He climbed revivebur's fence and sped through the grass, to the only place he knew he would have a shoulder to cry on.

Ducking into the forest, he wove the familiar path towards niki's cottage.

--- timeskip ---

Ghostbur crept through Niki's door without knocking.

"... Niki?" He called hesitantly. The thud of steps.

"Ghostbur!" Niki cried, running at him and pulling him into a tight hug. Ghostbur hugged back, glad to have the warmth. "Gods, where were you? Revivebur said you were on holiday out in the Greater SMP, i was worried sick!" She pulled back, beaming, then her smile faded. "Ghostbur..? What happened to you?"

He went to speak, but all that came out was a barely restrained sob, falling into Niki's grasp once again. He couldnt tell her, could he? It was to embarrassing. Too shameful.

"Hey, hey! Gopher. Look at me." Niki used the nickname she had given him as a kid. "Its okay. Im here. What happened?" She led him inside and sat him on the couch.

He sobbed into his hands, into Friend's collar. He looked down at it, then paused when he felt Niki's hand brush against his neck. Against his collar.

"Ghostbur... what is this?" Niki brushed her thumb over it slowly, moving her other fingers under it to shift it so the name tag was visible. "what does it say?"

Ghostbur scrambled to pull it off, hands shaking. He chucked it against the floor. "Its nothing..."

"You can tell me. Your secret's safe with me, gopher." She smiled softly, trying to comfort him with the nickname.

After a long minute of silence, ghostbur spoke again through tears. "It- I had to wear it... he made me..."

"Who made you?" Niki whispered, her voice gentle as ever.

A new voice broke the seconds of silence. "There you are, Ghosty!~"

Revivebur stood tall in the doorway, grinning. He casually grabbed the collar off the floor and walked over to Niki and ghostbur, both who were equally stunned.

"Not to interrupt, but me and Ghostbur will be heading home now."

WOOOOO P2 IS DONE FINALLY 💪💪💪

[winderlylandchime]

I am here with the mans theories for s5! He did say during his presentation that it is a work in progress and it will for sure keep changing because the LA offer fucked everything up for him. Btw in case you were wondering, he ambushed me in the early morning right as I woke up. He was waiting by my door so when i opened it all i saw was him smiling at me, i swear he us losing his mind. Anyway the theories are (in no particular order): -‘IF Justin goes to LA, Brian goes with him. Or we get like a week time jump and they leave for LA together’ -‘Better yet, Justin doesn’t leave at all because i get its a big deal for his future BUT I personally hate it and my feelings matter more so…’ - ‘I don’t trust that Connor actor. What if he’s gonna be like Ethan or something? I will fucking die’ - ‘Brian will now for SURE say I love you. I’m thinking Blondie drops the la news and maybe Brian realizes how big his love is and how stupid he is so he tells him. Like maybe chases him in the airport or goes after him to LA cause thats less cringey and I know Bri would rather cut his leg off than chase someone through an airport’ - ‘So basically they move in together and Brian confesses his love for him and they live happily ever after’ - ‘ohhhh Brian is his date to the Rage premiere! That’s gonna be fun! I know he’s gonna be so proud of his sunshine’ - ‘i still want Jen and Brian being best friends episode! Like when they looked for his office but more. Also where the fuck is my girl Daphne? Imagine Daph and Bri talking shit about LA’ -‘you know what? Throw in Hunter as well. Give me uncle/nephew episode again’ - ‘okay so Brian asked him to move in. I WANT THEM DECORATING SHIT! or furniture shopping or some domestic shit like that. Or Brian comes home to bunch of art stuff everywhere! But he doesn’t get mad because he’s a big boy in love now’ - ‘i cant decide how he will tell him that he loves him. Maybe at a dinner or maybe at a diner, Blondie does something dumb and he says it while laughing or something OR what if when they’re having sex Bri goes “you know I love you, right?” Something cute like that and Blondie will be all excited like ‘oh took you long enough also likewise’’ - ‘i cant decide on the big finale. I love you cant be it since there’s others in the show too unfortunately so i guess they matter too. But it has to be something big and nice and sweet, to wrap it all up nicely with a bow, ya know? OHHH KINDA LIKE SEASON 3 FINALE! With all of them cute and happy and in love and carefree and living their best lives together and Brian and Justin are finally together happy since Bri is now a big boy in love not scared to admit it’ - ‘also what is going on with the cancer? Is it gone? Is it still there? He had that whole awakening cause of it so cancer has to still play a big role. I want more of that even tho it hurts me but I think that’s gonna really make Brian even more different in a good way.’ -‘you know what i want? Brian and Justin all happy and in love with Gus! And they bump into Brians mom HA! Show her how great he’s doing’ I’m not gonna lie, my heart kind of broke for him when he was reading me his list for what he thinks about s5. Because he was so excited when he talked about the happy ending. I’m talking big smiles and giving examples about how the ep could end with a camera looking through different windows and it’s Britin and Gus together or maybe theyre celebrating Christmas or a birthday and everyone is together all happy and Britin is kissing and it ends with Brian saying i love you to Justin. AND IT ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY HURT ME HEARING THAT AND KNOWING THE HORRIBLE TRUTH! i feel like a mother now wanting to protect her baby from the bad world. What have I done? He is going to be heartbroken the second he puts on s5.

Oh my god. Dear sweet anon, I am worried for your brother's well-being. He is making QAF into some christmas movie rom com where there's going to be a happy montage at the end and... well that's not how this is going to go. I don't know whether we warn him or whether that's unfair because none of us were warned. (No kidding, once a year my facebook memories remind me that I was VERY EXCITED to watch QAF S5.)

This is going to be a complete and utter emotional breakdown, I fear. Just remind him that it is accepted as canon (from CowLip) that the ending never meant to imply that Brian and Justin are broken up.

And that it is a good thing to care so much about something that it Makes You Feel Things. Even if those feelings at the time are Very Unpleasant. And that those Very Unpleasant Feelings build community in fandom. But, yeah, art that makes you feel... that's the whole point, isn't it? I honestly don't know that we would still have a qaf fandom to this day if the ending had been unambiguously happy.

[clunelover]

It had been like 20 years since I rode the log ride at mall of America, and it is still great. Also for the holidays they turn it into the Yule log ride. I went twice! Once with the fam and once just me and E. We stayed after C reached his limit, and Jeremy left with him and grandpa to go back to the hotel.

I was really glad to do it, I love rides and we had fun, but ohhh my god we stood in lines for several hours all told, and standing in place for long periods is the worst thing for my arthritic feet. They hurt worse now than like maybe ever? Idk it’s bad. We’re supposed to go to the zoo tomorrow and I think I probably…won’t? Or I’ll have to rent a scooter which I experimented with once a few years ago and it helps but also omg it’s a whole Thing to mentally process the realities of “I’m using a scooter” and also being in the way a lot. So. Idk if I’m up for that esp while FIL is around.

[inkedmyths]

S1: E19 "Provenance"

Brought to you by Splatoon, and also I have school again so I forgot to post this last night

This ep featuring: Rich people, art history, dolls are creepy, and Sam lacking any kind of smoothness

Is the painting haunted

Yep called it

Uh oh lady is going to die

SQUISH

OOH they dead

Dean No

"I can get my own dates"

"You can but you don't"

DEAN. PRODUCER? DUMBASS

Whsgsgsgsgs honk honk wakey wakey

Yeah its the stuff

Is. Is it being auctioned

Dean. You're an idiot

Sam you're also an idiot

HAUNTED PAINTINGGG

DHSHS DEAN LOOKS SO OFFENDED THAT SHES MORE INTO SAM THEN HIM

Lmao they aren't on the guest liiist

Wh. What the fuck is this room. What is this music

Unison "Huh"

Oh thats what a provenance is huh

Sam sounding offended at using a "pickup" for info and Dean's just like yeaaaa all in a day's work now go get flirty

Ah yes dead mom. Classic

Climbing the gate we go! Going to try and steal and burn a painting! We're not even halfway done, are they going to get arrested or something before they get it

Or is it going to jump to a new host painting or something

Breaking and entering!

Im so nervous. Half expecting the police to jump in at any moment

Oh? oh OH IT JUST REFORMED

DEAN YOU IDIOT YOU DROPPED YOUR WALLET? HOW

Sam you are so bad at this. Sam. Sam no

Ooh ok so this Isiah? Isaiah? Killed his family. Ok

Uh Oh Someone Is Buying It

Dean REALLY does just think Sam needs to get laid to cool off

[ Melon says knowing Dean, it might be based on personal experience. ]

Sam having sad about his fridged girlfriend moments

Love the 2005 phones

GOD. SAM HES SOOO NOT SMOOTH

Oh no this poor old lady

HES MOVING

Uh oh Sarah followed theeeem

Jesus Christ

Yeah here's the part where they sound crazy

IM SORRY HELP IM GOING TO LOSE IT

THE WAY THAT HE SAYS "We think that painting is haunted". Like the way a parent tells their kid we think Sadie ran away because someone left the door unlocked. Like the "I'm so sorry sweetheart, do you nedd a hug" voice.

"Sam. Marry that girl" SCREAMING

Crypt? Mausoleum? Is this where the family's remains are?

Go go gadget bolt cutters!

Oh yeah the toys are creepy

Urns!

Ohhh he wasn't cremated

Sam pulling the "People I care about get hurt around me" card

"That's very sweet... and very archaic." Oh I like her shes got spice

I love how shes holding the light while they go grave robbing

SAM IS TRYING TO SCARE HER OFF BY BEING CHEERFULLY CHILL WITH THIS. thats so funny

HOWLING. DEAN. Dean you're so so terrible

HUH?

WAIT? WHY THE CHILD?

IM SO CONFUSED

Wait. Wait wait WAS IT A MURDEROUS CHILD ALL ALONG

Hello evil baby

Hhhrrr that feels too easy still

Aha!! The doll!!!

LMAO DEAN. DRIVES RIGHT THROUGH THE GATE

Shoot the glass shoot the doll

Whats up with the kid like what was the story there

Were both father and child trapped in the painting. Did she kill everyone and he killed her and then himself or something

SCREAMS Dean is sooo salty she doesn't even give him a second glance

Girl I know but you gotta find someone not getting hunted all the time

Dean let your brother do his thing in PEACE

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Sam gets a girl, Dean's not as great a wingman as he thinks he is. Altogether a trainwreck, but a funny one, even if it did subject me to a PAINFUL amount of secondhand embarassment.

[bi-demon-ium]

S2 EP7 LIVEBLOG

TERRIFIED TERRIFIED

both at the summary and the little accidental spoilers ive gotten and just in general

ohhhh mr benedict is so obviously extremely nervous im sad

oh is she whammied

but is she whammied

big day tomorrow! lgfkjfgh

oh I think she got whammied

hes gonna be all “im sorry I couldn’t” and then shes like “okay!” bc whammied lmao

LKFGJFGHFH OH NO

SHE IS WHAMMIED THEN

oh this is terrifying

OHHHH HIS REACTION

“ARE YOU… HAPPY?”

HE LOOKS UPSET ABOUT IT

AND SHE LAUGHS OHHHH

oh kate you and your code w—DFLGKKJDFGKJFGH MILLIGAN GOT IT I LOVE THEM

“agreed”

I love them so much

“thank you for not fighting me on this” is she really though. or is it a trick

RUN SILENT, RUN DEEP. ALWAYS. OHHH

LOSING MY MIND

she set a timer lkdfjg yeah she’s definitely tricking them

oh reynie. naïve sweet summer child

but of course immediately willing to go along with things

LJDFGLKDGJKDJGKGJFGH

STRAITJACKETS

“REALLY”

AND CONSTANCE’S HUGE BEAM

“take them off. now.”

this is so funny what the fuck

jeffers cant even get out of it lfkghjfkghj

lkdfgjfg JEFFERS HELP

“just pull it” “…oh” and adjusting his sweatER

SDGKLJDGF CONSTANCE DFDFGDG JUST WRENCHING IT OFF AND JEFFERS JUST STARING DOWN FOR A SECOND

you’re EVIL

“oh! sticky! friend!”

hair loss lkjfglkjfghhg

ohhh youre gonna try and whammy sticky

I bet sticky isn’t affected bc he was whammied last time

more experience resisting

THEME SONG! AAAAAA

im so anxious I feel like im gonna throw up dljgfkjghhh

LDKGJFLKGJH THE HIGH KICK

ldkgj but when I think about it I want to resist OHHHH

“what if everything is just fine” “oh that sounds lovely”

SINGING????? GIRL

WHAT IS HAPPENING

AND HIS ANXIOUS REACTION LIKE HES SMILING BUT ALOS LIKE ????????

singing with her ohlkfgjhkfgjh this hurts me a bit

its adorable but also cringe

WOLVES??? OUCH LMAO DLKFJGDG

“RHONDA, IT’S A SAIL!”

HUGGGG DKGLJFLKGHJFGLH

DFKLGJDGJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND THERE WAS EVEN ONE WITH MILLIGAN!!!!!!!!!!

from a distance but still

the fabled rags of a hostage lkdjfglkdfjg

I KNOW????

SHE REQUESTED YELLOW

OF COURSE SHE DID

oh fuck auguste

is he gonna whammy all of them?????

a horse camel? did she just say horse camel?

“does it bother you to lie to him?” coming from reynie…. ohhh…

“just because you had to do something doesn’t mean you cant feel bad about it” “maybe I do feel bad”

LDKFJG I LOVE HOW EVERYONE KEEP ROASTING CURTAIN’S FASHION

RIGHTFULLY SO

sticky<3 nerd

I wonder if she does enjoy the scientific facts in one way or another she would just normally never admit it

LDKFGJKDFJG CONSTANCE

LSKFGJRFG [HUGS] “…….whats wrong with her” “curtain did it”

her wide eyed look of distress

terrifying , constance

“it’s highly unsettling” “it’s been great” oh sticky rip

HE STARTED DOING LONG DIVISION DLFKGJDLKFGJD

I LOVE HIM SO MUCH WHAT A NERD

also love how each of the mjust walked in and immediately found who they were looking for

its gonna be like “im not putting those on” [cut to those on]

ohhh

jackson and jillson’s abruptly stopped clapping ldgkjfghjfghfg

oh milligan’s smile is terrifying

and rhonda’s hair!!! oh I love her

I love that squinting face reynie makes when of the other says something wild

uh oh someone’s neck hurting! that’s bad

oh darlings. they’re not undercover.

LKDJFGLKJDFGKJDGF

IM SORRY THE CUT TO THE FROZEN GUY LFKGHJFGH

also curtain’s reaction + jackson and jillson being insane dlfkgjgfd

ohhh mr benedict is noticing something’s wrong

ohh just missed the kids

NICKY

OHHHHHHHH

is he okay?

are you sure?

“they seem… very happy to be with you”

ohh of course it would be concern for someone that would break through to him. of course it would be. god

another hug<33

terrifying! I mean expected but terrifying

milligan’s is somehow the scariest though the smile is so terrifyingly wide

it looks so scary and uncharacteristic I hate this

angsty horrific hug !

and rhonda my darling you look so good

god I mean we been knew this would be terrifying but it really is terrifying

“formed by suffering”????? OHHH

also telling constance she’s better as she is whammied.. I think they’re just trying to keep going without arguing but still. ouch

SHE WAS THE BRAINS LMAO

SHE STOLE THE JOURNAL DIDN’T SHE

YEAH SHE DID LMAO

I LOVE HER SO MUCH

ohhh mr benedict seeing all of this spying on them fglkhjfgh

also jackson and jillson continue to be.

wonderful

STOP YELLING AT THEM

LDKJGKLDFJG MARLON

“sleepers”

curtain’s visible “oh fuck” face ldkfgjkflghjgfh

DON’T BRING ME A PROBLEM WITH NO SOLUTION? SIR?

IM ATTACKING YOU

MR BENEDICT AND CONSTANCE REUNION!!!

hug <33

also garrison versus curtain journals ldkfjgg

IVE SUCCESSFULLY STOLEN SEVERAL ITEMS RECENTLY

cool little building montage!

THE THING MILLIGAN GAVE HER

ITS GONNA BE THE MULTI TOOL

SMALL MOVABLE BUILT TO LAST

YEAH

FUCK

FUCK YEAH!

“positive thinking” ironically

LKDFJG and then her follow up

MR BENEDICTS BACK IN THE CROWD???

lkdfjg and the dancing…. oh dear

and i know i should feel something ubt i couldn’t but that terrified me but i was relieved to feel the terror ohhhh

contemporary jazz and welsh folk style

“utterly THOUGHTFUL! ……what is it”

“iiii. don’t see anything :)”

ohhh his face… oh god

“you deliberately misled at the gates”

he didn’t even say anything about being brainwashed

MISS PERUMAL HELPING LFKHJFGH

all of their reactions the second they’re unwhammied….god

“IM VIBING”

“and I do. with my life”

JACKSON AND JILLSON DLKFGJDFGFGHFGH

“perspective ON the perspective!”

oh no bc mr benedicts been under the longest

oh god they’re not gonna unwhammy him are they

LKDJFRGLKDJGDLKGJDGLHKJFGH

THEY JUST FUCKING TACKLED HIM

JILLSON DISLOCATED HER GODDAMN SHOULDER???

oh no but it broke

I have a feeling it didn’t work

OH NO

and not constance either

oh auguste’s weird awkward little wave

“she gets a vote now???” “..she does :/”

CHOP OFF ITS HEAD

“…us” :)

ohhh

lkdfjgkjg hes practicing in the mirror

oh is he trying to hypnotize himself? or s he practicing

LKJDFLGKJDLFKG

TRANQUILIZER DART

“what? [sees dart] oh. I see.” [CRASH]

also FLOWER DELIVERY

love that I was right about them kidnapping curtain<3

I have a bad feeling that this isn’t going to go as planned

although love that they just have curtain in a little bundle. amazing

I love that they immediately jump to the right conclusion

aww they’re all asleep in a big pile

OH NOOOO HIS NECK

OH NOOOOO I MEAN I KNEW IT WAS COMING BUT FUCK

DISTRESS DISTRESS DISTRESS

[ruthiesrambles2]

Ruthie rewatches: Season One, Episode One (part one)

Here have a stream of consciousness as I watch. Had so much to say that I'm cutting off halfway through the episode because it's taken me an hour and a half to get this far.

Ohhh the animated intro! I forgot about this. I remember first watching this and being enthralled. Fucking love the art and the transition to live action.

Baby Miles… Oh. This scene fucks me up more every time. His dad and sibling being left outside??? Let me tell you that has killed me now we have K2.

Yeah yeah Layton is already boring sorry. Do love the face he pulls at Grey though. Feel kinda bad for Grey, there's zero redemption for him he's just straight up bad guy.

Can I take a minute to appreciate the intro? I'm in love with the blueprints and I wish there existed a full version (not that that would work given the amount of disbelief we have to suspend).

What is the thing on the engine room door? I keep trying to work it out, it doesn't look like a standard W or anything.

Aw yiss boss lady emerges!

We get a shot of a jumble of paperwork on a messy desk and then the booth itself is neat and spotless. 100% the desk is Melanie's and no one can touch it but Ruth cleans the booth.

Also there's a Dell laptop. Strange mix of tech on this show and we see surprisingly little of it.

Perfectly central and still shot of Melanie in uniform. The crisps lines. The colouring. Yes.

Melanie has sensible nails. Only one possible explanation for that, clearly. Gay.

Our introduction to the train… classroom is cool but confusing. It seems the number of children is quite small and a broad age range but all the work and art seems to be primary level. There must be at least one more classroom. Third class. Tail. Watch the colour seep out of shots.

Something about measuring days since departure. I love it but surely that would be so depressing. Every day it's "everyone you know in the world died x days ago. Praise Wilford"

The balls on Josie. The swagger on Till!!

So we've got Josie the vet being the closest thing we have to a doctor in the Tail but here's an extra who clearly knows how to use a stethoscope. We won't ever see her again.

Strong Boy my lad!! What a character. Not sure who's hairbrained idea it was to give up rations for one (1) super-soldier (mediocre grade). Probably Layton's.

Why isn't Miles as bedraggled as the other kids? He's not only clean but smiley too. Layton proximity powers.

Pike with hair! I have no love for the character but really starting to appreciate Steven Ogg's acting.

13 Arms. How many nightmares did Ruth have that night huh. The sound of shattering frozen flesh rings a little like champagne glasses, doesn't it? How many times did she relive that day setting up for First Class dinners. Forgive me I am 8 minutes in and already daydreaming about her.

Mama Grande… Miss you babe.

"I don't want you on the front line tomorrow" uhh I'm sorry Mr Layton but who do you think you are. Leave Miss Balls of Steel Josie alone she doesn't need your patronising bullshit. Oh wait, kiss/cuddle/domesticity. Eh. Let you off then.

OHHHH TIME FOR THE BEST SCENE IN THE WHOLE SERIES. MAMA GRANDE SING IT. This scene is honestly breathtaking. The song, the prayer, the weapons, the togetherness.

"Wilford's train is a fortress to class" excellent line is excellent.

God the faces shown here. Knowing they're going to be ripped from us. Not all at once but. Most of them.

Melanie at the steps to first class dining… they mirror this shot in s3 and it's such a great call back.

How does she walk in those heels? My feet hurt just looking at them.

Iguana time!

Incredible variety of food at breakfast time considering the delicate balance of the food system.

Gay dad time!

Throwing in Melanie speaking Cantonese to remind us she's SuperSmartGeniusGirl

First shot of my most specialist blorbo!! She looking so fine.

Look how in step Melanie and Ruth are. The mirroring! The eyelash flutter. Gay.

Also obsessed with the difference in cut between their uniforms. I wonder if the rest of hospitality have their uniforms tailored to body shape too.

Lilah, baby, they invented the sauna. They can be nakey and sing songs. It's OK. Bodies are natural.

LJ with the sunglasses. Girl who packs sunglasses to get on a train travelling forever through a perpetual winter wasteland? Iconic. Her fashion is so baby gay here. Bi LJ is basically canon right?

Why does Melanie turn to look at Ruth like she's staring into her soul. Gay.

OH NO. Eye flutters to Lilah now. Super gay.

TRACK TALK. For every ounce that @train-pirate hates it I double down on loving it. I'm keeping it. I'm going to say it to you all the time. Track talk.

Arm touch arm touch! Gay.

Walking brushing against each other! Gayer.

Fixed stare open mouth. Even gayer.

Eye lash flutters. Getting gayer.

"Excuse to wear your fur" + tongue click. GAYEST. WE HAVE REACHED PEAK GAY. THESE BITCHES FUCKING IT'S CONFIRMED.

Back to the Tail. Has anyone checked Pike can actually count? The man's just throwing up fingers he has no idea. Also look buddy. It's the woman you're gonna bang once and die for. Started from the bottom didn't ya.

Alison has confirmed it's a faux fur. So I can have a clear conscience about the way I'm looking at Ruth in it, right? ✨Respectfully✨

Alison my beloved. Pick an accent. I love it.

Tristan! Baby.

Ruth does not have the gay nails. Pillow princess.

I know we get this decontamination scene to see Layton dehumanised but they are not consistent with it at all. The jackboots and brakeman have no infectious disease control protocols so what's the point?

The subtrain seems set up for engineering/maintenance purposes but they talk about it later like whole swathes of people use it. Do you think it was designed like that or did people start using it as a shortcut after departure and Melanie couldn't stop it?

Okay I've gotta give it to DD his acting of a hungry man facing his favourite food is really great. I don't understand grilled cheese and tomato soup though. Shit tier food combination.

Okay so there's been debate about how Osweiller came to be a Brakeman and the consensus is he joined W security before the freeze. But the way Roche phrases it here "most of us were Wilford security. Some were… soccer players?" makes it very much seem he wasn't. Os is smart and resourceful but I so wanna know how he got in.

Ohhhhh Miles calling Josie mom. Crush my heart why don't you.

"yall got some serious problems up in here" Sassboy Layton. And the face he gives Osweiller. Okay DD you're winning again.

"What about his… Um…dick?" spoken like a true lesbian Bess Till.

Footie jokes. Just bantz innit.

"smooth relations". Girl. You're so awkward.

Melanie's eye contact is so strong. Forceful even. Unusually long. Autie vibes for sure, that's learned behaviour and masking and overthinking. Just doesn't look as creepy when you have a face like JC's.

… How does never-left-the-Tail Layton know what the Drawers are? He just rolls with it.

To be continued…