#okay let’s come up with some hcs uhhhh

[astrafortune]

Yippee circus gang pre-circus

Bonus:

[onesidedradiostatic]

I love your radiostatic posts sm your interpetation of the ship is the greatest omg

do you have any headcanons regarding it? OvO

HAHAHA thank you. I'm not really the type to have a list of hcs cause I kinda just spill anything funny that comes to mind or analyse the existing text for possibilities of what could have happened. I have stuff I think up in my head sometimes but I don't really have an organised list but since you asked uhhhh let's see

vox probably knows the exact date alastor disappeared, no one else really cared enough

although ep 3 is already commonly interpreted to have had only velvette attend the overlords meeting cause vox didn't want to face alastor, more specifically I like to think that it was a VERY last minute decision and it's the reason velvette was late and still on the phone with vox as she entered the meeting, I like to think he was actually planning to go but saw alastor in his cameras, noped out and immediately called up velvette

vox is polyamorous but gets jealous easily (see it's no issue if HE desires multiple partners, but if HIS desired partners give more attention to other people than him now that's a problem)

he probably still has romantic dreams of alastor, scenarios where alastor said yes, even years after being rejected, but wakes up full of hatred and anger whenever he does. those old feelings still linger and he hates it

now it may have been on a fanon wiki but I think the alastor body pillow is extremely funny. it's slightly burnt now cause he used it as a punching bag immediately after the rejection but for some reason never threw it away

although alastor can tell vox is utterly obsessed with him and he enjoys it, he has no idea just how deep and complicated these feelings are on vox's end and doesn't know there was anything romantic behind it. if he were to find out though he would say something like "oh! well I would've still said no" I can't decide if he's mean enough to add that to the list of things to bully vox about though, it almost feels TOO mean to have your ex-crush-that-you-still-have-a-crush-on-I-mean-what-it's-complicated-okay bully you for liking them

[l3viat8an]

sorry for so many asks, i'm full of good ideas tonight! i know we all silently agree about belphie liking somnophilia, but i feel like levi would like it too. and i can def see him having *a literal dream about it* and getting flustered, then waking up to mc riding him or somethin! this hc literally has my feet kicking i stg

~🍵💕

Nsfw content MDNI

You’re fine! I don’t mind at alll!! And just like yooooo 👀 uhhhh yes plz- Obviously prior consent was given!!!-

Okay- but just imagine the way Levi’s hips would start moving to meet yours and trying to match your movements before he’s even opened his eyes, his dream just feels so real-

And you look so hot above him~ well in his dream-

It has Levi letting out little whines and panting.

Then imagine he wakes up as he cums, eyes going wide as he grabs your hips and tries to pull you even closer- you just feel so good around his cock and the way you ride him is always amazing~

Then Levi’s pulling you down for a breathless kiss, blushing all read as he whispers  “You really make my dreams come true…” and you just laugh kissing him some more-

[fishfingersalad]

big post of all my random rvb au ideas and some hcs, decided this was more reasonable than making like 20 different posts.

Hc the freelancers who die are like submarines that go missing, officially still out on patrol. Florida is the only freelancer that is officially gone from the program. A rumor starts that the freelancers suits are in some way connected to the us states so people think that when florida (state) blew up, so did Agent Florida's armour killing him in the process

 (I'm an ace Tucker believer) Y'know how Tucker gets charged child support for a bunch of kids post chorus? I don't think he has any kids outside of Junior. I think a bunch of people who got pregnant post temple of procreation were like shit idk the kids other parent. Uhhhh. Let's just say it was the rich famous planetary hero guy who claims to have slept with everyone. He probably doesn't even remember the people he's slept with. And then Tucker, asexual who has had sex one (1) time and realised he didnt like it very much, is stuck between revealing to the whole goddamn planet that he doesnt actually fuck, and paying a billion dollars of child support.

In an everyone lives no one dies type au I think Donut gets Maine, Locus, South, and Wash to come to his wine and cheese hour and he does their makeup and their nails.

Au where Sigma is just so fucking invested in getting Maine and Wash to date that he doesnt do anything evil. "Agent Maine, I think you will find this course I have signed you up for quite informative" Sigma this is a couples wine and pottery class "Oh look, is that Agent Washington over there? you should go say hi."

Au where Wash and Epsilon bond. It still fucks Wash up and shit, cause yknow. Epsilon issues. But Wash goes like "I am going to fucking kill the director he fucked you ai over so much" And Epsilon is so taken aback bc of Alphas view of Wash from an outside, heavily filtered perspective made him seem happy go lucky, innocent, and a bit naive.

Au where the freelancers find out that the director is Linas dad and behind her back they're all like "hey is she okay? why does he talk to her like that?" but then whenever she's around they just accuse her of nepotism. Gamma and Sigma team up to hack the leaderboard and change her name to nepotism baby.

I love South. I wish she existed more. I wish her and North and Theta could have gotten along. I wish Theta could suit jump like Omega and Alpha. I wish Theta could spend time with South. Like yeah South wouldn't like having to share an ai with her brother but like. He's their littlest brother.

Junior and Theta could autism bond. I think they'd both like comics. Also Junior teaches Theta basketball and Theta teaches Junior to skate. Skateboard kid plus scooter kid. I think Palomo would like to skateboard too. Wash and Palomo both helped teach Theta to skateboard. Wash bc he's friends w North, Palomo bc he's at the skatepark frequently. Jensen roller skates, she's... okay at it. not good. but okay. She broke her tailbone trying to impress Palomo. Andersmith would work at a youth center that the teens hang out at. Matthews works at a movie theatre, Bitters watches a movie there every week, maybe just to see Matthews.

Sarge werebear. Simmons vampire. Grif faun. Donut Light Elemental. Lopez is a ghost that got stuck in a shitty robot Sarge built. Church and the ai are ghosts, Tex is a vampire, Caboose is a werewolf (big doggy :3). Siren Tucker. Deep sea mermaid Junior (glowing octopus type stuff). Faun Kai (same as Grif). Carolina’s a Phoenix. Wash some kind of big cat thing. Florida Shapeshifter (he prefers being reptiles). The twins are demons. 479er is a harpy. York poltergeist (throws stuff at people). Wyoming's some kind of “answer my riddles three” type of imp. Ct is also a shapeshifter. Maine’s just a regular guy with a lot of weird friends. Felix and Locus are a fire elemental and a dryad respectively. Siris is a water elemental. In my au Donut’s a light elemental which makes it so fucking funny if Church pops up and says "boo" Donut just fucking decks him. and through Church being a ghost (a form of light) and Donut being a light elemental, Donut’s fist connects. South is the demon people are more likely to fear, but North is the one you really need to look out for. When South loses her temper people get frightened, when North loses his temper people die. If there's like. a group of kids exploring or something North’ll hold South back from doing anything more than scaring them. If there's a priest attempting an exorcism or someone with a cross threatening South, their organs will be found separately from their bodies. 

It's kinda funny when people make Church and Lina siblings and then Tex is just some random girl that Church likes. Like I fully understand why and the only other alternative i can think of is like. Church is the director's younger brother who was raised alongside his daughter after their parents died. and Tex is Allison's younger sister. Only way I could put together Church kinda being the director and Tex kinda being Allison but also Church and Lina being siblings without there being any relation between Tex and Church.

Florida and Ct have a coworker friends relationship i think. When they first met I think Florida said something vague and threatening to her so she pulled a knife on him. They've been sort of friends ever since.

[bearhugsandshrugs]

Tempted to hear some random Pirkos HCs if you are willing to share some 😂

We need to make sure he remembers that he is loved by the M.A.D fandom

omfg :D

uhhhh okay! let me come up with some.

- Pirkos had some secret fascination with Gortash which is why he competed for that job. He messed up the thing with the notes because he was eager to please and wanted to make a good impression

- he’s an introvert and quite young. Bjorno (Tav’s assistant) calls him “son”

- he’s definitely getting drunk right now telling Bjorno all of the tea from Waterdeep

- he became a Banite because he really likes it when things are in order

- his favorite drink is hot chocolate

- he’s seen Gortash’s notebook and all the shit he has on Tav in there and he would love to meddle but he’s terrified Gortash would skin him alive (not impossible)

[ncityavenue]

𝙂𝙊𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙊𝙉 𝘼 𝙈𝙄𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙊𝙉 𝙁𝙏. 𝙒𝘼𝙔𝙑

Self explanatory, this is yall being assassins and was assigned a mission. Now let's see who gets the job done! Mostly comedy btw, also suggestive on yangyang's part.

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𝙆𝙐𝙉

Yall have a deadline, but you get everything done on the day it was assigned. Kun is very serious but goes back to his soft goofy self afterwards. You find Serious Assassin Kun hot and you don't really hold back on saying it either. It's honestly a little concerning how fast he catches on to yall target, you're the one that is just like "lalalalala" while he's all serious and hiding in corners,alley ways, ducking, etc. And you make fun of him for being so cautious and he just looks at you like "not right now." And your smile immediately wipes away. He's kinda scary (hot) 🤭.

𝙏𝙀𝙉

He comes up with a plan. Ends up not following it, is RECKLESS. He sees someone that looks fairly similar to your target and goes up to them and is like "Hey you!" But he realizes they're not and gives them a pitiful smile apologizing. You constantly have to refresh him on his own plan and he's just like "ehhh anyways" and you're like "bruh." He weirdly buys assassin clothing for you that is DEFINITELY NOT ASSASSIN CLOTHING.

" Ten...this is too tight"

"It's just right😊"

"Did you get this from part city?"

"Uhhhh...."

" Oh my fucking god-"

Yall complete the mission though!

𝙒𝙄𝙉𝙒𝙄𝙉

You're mostly the lead in this, he's good at picking locks though!! A little clumsy and it pisses you off but he's adorable that you forget all about it. Y'all take your time during the mission that you only fail bc you run outta time.

Cute Assassin couple though!👍🏾

𝙓𝙄𝘼𝙊𝙅𝙐𝙉

LAZY.LAZY.LAZY. no he literally let's you do everything, you could be trying to putting in a code but can't seem to get it right–

"Shit! I can't get this, Xiaojun maybe look around for a paper or something to open this up."

....

"Xiaojun?"

....

"XIAOJUN!"

Is literally taking selfies.

"Oh my fucking god why are you taking selfies on your BUSINESS PHONE?"

"Our boss is kinda hot. I'll send her these-"

"Give me the fucking phone!"

"HEY I WAS USING THAT"

"NOT FOR THE RIGHT REASON. NOW GO FIND A CLUE TO HELP ME UNLOCK THIS"

He does but gets easily distracted by seeing pastries... it takes him 3 hours to get a clue and mind you the clue was on the fridge...

𝙃𝙀𝙉𝘿𝙀𝙍𝙔

Another one that doesn't take anything seriously, honestly yall get stuff done but while cracking jokes "Holly Dix...HA! Imagine your name being dix" . He's actually lowkey good at fighting but.. by accident? All he has to do is be clumsy and 5 enemies are dead. He's good with puzzles...actual puzzles. Yall got lost in a maze and he just suggested if you should kiss bc maybe that'll help and it worked bc afterwards yall found the exit, which is still so questionable.

Everytime yall mission is completed he's like " wanna go on a date?" And you give in.

𝙔𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙔𝘼𝙉𝙂

He gets horny by seeing you be so badass, you beat up 4 people and you look back to see if yang's okay, HE'S PERFECTLY FINE IF YOU DONT COUNT THE SLIGHT BLUSH OVER HIS CHEEKS.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"That was hot."

"Oh God."

Yall end up getting freaky though, weird thing is.. in your targets bed. LISTEN THAT WAS Y.Y's IDEA.

Mission accomplished tho!

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This was just some random ass idea that popped into my brain m, I was originally gonna do DREAM but WayV doesn't always get alot of hc's or fanfics (minus Ten).

But YAS! Hope you enjoyed and this is the end of YOU GUESSED IT The ONE AND ONLY *in Johnny's voice* BGKSC! BYE BESTIE BOOS 🤗❤

[lannisterdaddyissues]

Mar im gonna need 3, 16, 20, 23 and 27 with bill cage <3

@calkale @sliderkerner WAAAAAAAAA THANK YOU MY BELOVED FRIENDS FOR INDULGING MY INSANITY I LOVE YOU GUYS <3333

1. My first impression of them hmm its funny bc i think i first watched edge of tomorrow in august and i was normal about it actually? i was like hm that was a good film but not the best of his movies for sure. i dont think i really understood most of it though so a rewatch was necessary, but that didn't happen until february and idk what clicked that didn't the first time but oh i am SOOOOOOOOOO insane about it now the lights are all flipped on

2. When I think I truly started to like them (or dislike them, if you've sent me a character I don't like) i knew as soon as he tripped over the chair that i was going to love his stupid pathetic ass <3

3. A song that reminds me of them ill NEVER STOP SAYING THIS but 'the proof of your love' by for king & country it is SO bill-coded, so billrita-coded, it's literally their theme song idk what else you want me to say

however since i've said that one before i'm reccing 'undercover angel' by alan o'day because it would be one of those classics he used to love growing up and when he hears it again on the radio some time after they've gotten together he's like "rita oh my GOD do you know how to dance 🥺🥺🥺" and she's like "nooooooo not the fucking angel song, cage, come on-" but he teaches her how to waltz to it and . let me be delusional okay

16. A childhood headcanon wawawa.... baby bill.... hm i have several small ones but i firmly subscribe to the headcanon that he was actually born in georgia because his mom is from there (it would explain EVERYTHING about him, especially because i also hc that his personality was just copy-pasted directly from his mom) but he moved to cranbury when he was like one or two so he considers himself "from cranbury, born and raised" anyway

20. A weird headcanon ok uhhhh idk if this is weird but it IS oddly specific so! he can make one (1) pie recipe! it's blueberry pie (cranbury is famous for it, according to google) and rita LOVES it. she's definitely not a sugar person and rarely indulges in anything at all but she's such a sucker for that fucking pie and bill is always over the moon whenever she gives him That Look that means she wants another slice but is too proud to ask

23. Future headcanon he takes rita to visit cranbury a couple years after they both fall into place beside each other and it's a very emotionally healing experience for both of them. he tells her lots of silly meaningless little anecdotes from when he was growing up while giving her the grand tour and rita isn't a very sentimental person either but she can't help how easy it is to picture him living in that cute little town when he gets so chatty about it :,)

(also rita eventually takes him to her hometown in wolverhampton and reluctantly introduces him to her very alive, very normal parents because i said so)

27. If they could meet a character from another show/movie/etc, who would be the most fun for them to meet? in my mind he and fix it felix jr get brunch every sunday to catch up about the horrors they have been through and gush about their sexy muscular action girlfriends. nobody can take this idea away from me

[dawningfairytale]

bc i was inspired by the @june-doe-event here are my thoughts on the rtc queer identities (spoiler: none of them are straight)

ocean: so she’s definitely ace. but like, there is sabm but i choose to believe that was a one-off. i don’t believe she’s attracted to men, but i have a hard time choosing between aromantic ocean and lesbian ocean. to which i go in my little bisexual way, Why Not Both? i think she’s not romance repulsed but doesn’t experience romantic attraction. she’s probably cis, but also i’d believe it if she were actively running from any potential gender crises. her sexuality crisis took enough out of her. give her a breather and come back next pride month.

noel: canonically gay. definitely (hc-wise) uses he with the occasional she because. but i don’t know if that’s in like a bigender way or just a vibes way. he knew he was gay for a long time, and using she probably just sprung up on her. i’m leaning towards bigender tho.

mischa: the bisexualest man of all times. more bisexual than misha collins. i- this isn’t canon, but isn’t it tho? evidence: noel’s lament and talia. i think that kiss Awoke Something In Him and he went “oh fuck i’m not straight uhhhh quick let’s sing about women in a rapper way and a woman in a love way so they can’t tell”. but noel knows. noel gruber fucking knows. also polyamorous because he has two hands for noel and talia. i support transmasc mischa but i also support raging trans ally mischa.

ricky: i normally say bi, but i have many bisexuals, i like omni for ricky. it feels right. i’m honestly considering arospec in some manner but i really don’t know. also:not cis. i respect transmasc ricky, love it’s believers, but i love transfem ricky, pronouns they/she +. you *csn* use he, but you have to use five different sets of neo pronouns in the conversation to earn that. i think i still use just they/them mainly in posts as to not invalidate transmasc ricky believers.

jane doe: depends on how you perceive gender and sexuality.

penny: pan. totally. pan penny until i die. perhaps pansexual homo romantic?? i think she doesn’t wanna label her gender, but it’s not fully cis. does use it/it’s semi-frequently.

constance: *hits her with my bisexualification ray*. i need her to be bi for me and my needs and that’s what she is in this post. i do ship blackrose, no i am not okay. i do also think she has some form of split attraction. like, biromantic no doubt. possibly demisexual?? definitely either demi or ace towards guys. gals and enbies, she could be homosexual or demisexual (or ace if you wanna). i believe she had a lot of motivations for That Thing. i’ve seen a decent amount of demigirl constance, stunning, but also fierce (in this case trans) ally constance. yeah i think they’re a demigirl. i like that flag for her.

bonus

karnak: nb achillean

virgil: gay man (male rat)

talia: *hits her with my bisexualification ray*

[manofmanymons]

uhhhh trans masc Takuma hcs?

Okay that's actually really interesting in the context of like

How there's that scene where you can choose to argue against splitting the rooms by gender

Like just the slight hesitance of "I don't want to have to think about which room I should be in"

But then at night Minoru's about to go bed and is like "hey Takuma, you comin?" and that pretty much settles that

Discomfort comes back again when he's not sure he's comfortable getting dressed in front of the others and can't come up with an excuse not to but luckily Shuuji is a fuckin prude so no one is ever looking when anyone else is getting dressed. Minoru thinks it's stupid at first but Ryo and Takuma side with Shuuji so once again that settles that.

And then chapter 3 happens and now Kaito's here but that proves to be a non issue because he's too embarrassed to look anyone else and doesn't want anyone looking at him either lmao

I realize this isn't specific to Takuma but I think the aggressive gender fluidity of digimon and general understanding of "no matter form they take, they're still them" is Neat and comforting

On an off note his mom is 100000% supportive. I refuse to believe in a world of non supportive Takumom.

Oh oh and also thinkin abouttt Takuma agreeing with Floramon about Aoi that everyone has secrets they aren't obligated to share when Saki was feeling guilty about hiding her illness. And thinkin aboutttt that being somewhat personal to him.

Cuz like y'know obviously no one owes it to anyone to come out but also sometimes he feels weird about NOT being out to his friends who he literally trusts with his very life but ALSO how do you EVEN bring that up in casual conversation

He stresses about it sometimes but the more he tells Saki not to worry about secrets and Miu not to worry about being herself the more he realizes he ought to take his own advice and let things happen at their own pace like he'll be ready when he's ready and even if he's never ready it doesn't matter

If he worries about it TOO much that'd be hypocritical jkksks

Also like to think that Agumon's complete lack of understanding of gender helps to remind Takuma that there's no such thing as being "masculine enough" or "too feminine"

Just innocent questions like "how is that girly" @ some stereotypically feminine thing or "does this mean Saki's a boy because she did something similar" @ some stereotypically masculine thing that make him laugh and think that maybe he's overthinking this whole gender thing sometimes

God bless Agumon

Where was I going with any of this

[stickynotestoletters]

ugggh so I am a dirty little slut for sal fisher and I had a thought about it sooooo,,,,

Sal Fisher x GN (masc body) headcanons of what he's like with you

this is gonna be very heavily influenced by the fact I am sleepy and really wanna write this rn!

Warnings: Non-canon-compliant (Sal lives, Larry lives, Todd doesn't go crazy, no murder), some NSFW stuff, switch-bottom leaning Sal, Service Top Sal

Highschool

When he first meets you he's, hands down, the most flustered he's ever been before

Like, he's really into you

He just sees you in the hall and immediately blushes

he goes around his days as usual and stuff still but now he's eyeing you whenever you come into view

it's cute, he looks like a little kitten peering at you from around the corner because he’s too shy to say something

Larry makes little jokes about it and always tells him to talk to you

"wow, what a stalker" is his usual line when he finds Sal looking at you from somewhere

he musters up the courage to talk to you in his junior year when you wear a Sanity's Fall's shirt to class one day

from then on you two talk together whenever you have class and stuff

your parents move into the apartments in your senior year because of a demotion and you and Sal start hanging out outside of school

He finally asks you out on the last day of senior year

You and the gang go out to the football field the night after graduation

after they clean up all of the equipment for the stage

You guys end up smoking a blunt because Larry brought some of his stash and, hey, what's the harm?

You and Sal end up laying in the middle of the field while Larry chases Ash and Todd around on the bleachers

They're laughing and howling at the moon so you two just listen

Sal takes his mask off cause he feels more comfortable laying with it off

He takes out his pigtails and you comb through his hair for a bit

You look him in the eyes and just stop brushing your fingers through his hair long enough for him to look up at you

your eyes both meet and you two just stare

You see the stars in his eyes

Sal just thinks "You're the prettiest person I've ever seen"

"what?" "uhhhh....nothing"

"It's okay Sal!" You giggle at him and he giggles too

you both start giggling at each other and you two hug each other

still, just facing each other, heads tucked into shoulders, chests pressed so tightly together, legs intertwined

It's calm

He feels safe

So safe and warm

It's wonderful

So he sighs and says" I think I'm in love with you"

And it's an accident

He doesn't regret it, not processing it until you say "I'm in love with you too silly"

And you stay like that

no panic or guilt

just tucked away into each other

The gang goes to 7/11 that night-morning really it is 3 am-and get slushies

all of them are teasing you guys as you hold hands on the way there

it's cute

He's cute

You're cute

You both feel warm in the jackets you switch from each other

it's cute

"God the stalker finally got the victim in their clasps, another tragically happy ending" "Shut it Larry Face"

College

You both end up staying in different places after high school

You take a year off college and stay with your parents at Addison Apartments and Sal moves into the gang's house

It's nice, you see each other regularly for dates and ghost hunts

it's blissful

Then Sal starts having his nightmares again and you come over regularly for sleepovers

it's months into this routine of going home, getting new clothes from the apartments, go out with Sal, come and sleep at his place to help with nightmares, repeat that Larry has the most brilliant idea

"Why don't you just move in with Sal? You practically live with him anyway."

This is in front of you two, you're both at the gang's house and drinking some morning coffee

Sal not really jokes and agrees

And then you genuinely agree

It's a big moment for you two

Sal wanted you to move in right away but was scared his nightmares would affect you or you two wouldn't end up working out

So you two complied and stayed where you were

But this is gonna be an actual conversation where he is up for it and knows you two are stable

So you talk about it

You two agree

And you end up moving in that day

it's not that hard since most of your clothes are over there already

It's basically just moving your bed, knick-knacks, and bookshelf in so that's just the big things since you have a queen

It's bliss from there

you both settle into a nice routine and after you start college Sal decides to focus on his music for rn and take a break

You get a job and the dynamic is just... so pure

you guys are finally, finally, okay and the best thing is that you're together

He's still adorable and you're still sweet

You guys end up getting your own apartment outside of Nockfell and Addison Apartments

The gang stays around

Larry ends up moving in with you two for a little bit until he can afford his own place

Sal gets a lot more gigs out there in the city than he would have gotten in Nockfell and you get a job at a little club

Sal ends up playing there often because of you

NSFW headcanons

Okay so Sal is a hopeless romantic

before he moved to Nockfell he never really had anybody else who was interested in him

so he was super hopeless in planning your first time together

once you had slept over with each other a couple of times he makes this grand layout and waits for you to walk in to see him spred on the bed, clad in some cute underwear and nothing else

turns out though you were sick and sent Larry to tell Sal you couldn’t come over cause your phone was dead and you didn’t wanna get him sick

So Larry ends up walking in on a naked Sal and scarying the everloving crap out of him

He makes fun of y'all after that about it

So your first time is honestly uneventful after that whole fiasco

Deciding to just causally hook up at his place instead

Sal is a switch but he leans for bottoming

he can top, he's really good at being a service top

He’s not insecure about himself, he’s pretty big for his height *cough* (9.7) *cough*

but he prefers being spoiled and called pretty

loves being called feminine nicknames like "pretty baby" even if he is topping

stuff that's gender-neutral but is more feminine in origin

He likes it when you do it doggy-style if you're topping just cause if you press him into the mattress he can feel you better inside of him

Whines so much when you go faster

really likes getting fucked stupid, he wants his throat to be sore and his ass to be bed-ridden

Loves topping you when you're in his lap straddling him

He really likes to make you do work for a while, guides you and everything until you're breaking

when you eventually end up asking for him to "just fuck me already Sal...please?" He wants tears down your face, crying and desperate for him or else it’s not gonna happen

He ends up fucking into you like a monster from there if you are

loves when you lay on your back and he's on his knees sitting and thrusting into you, pulling you onto his lap

very vocal either way but he laughs and giggles more with you, his moans are less fucked out and more "oh god, yes!" in nature

His sex drive is really high, he could go for hours

If you end up getting tired when he's bottoming he's gonna bounce on your pretty cock and ride you so pathetically

It's so pathetically adorable

but if he's topping and you get tired he usually asks you if he can fuck you to sleep

You end up agreeing only if he cleans you up after

He doesn't have any severe kinks or whatnot

He's really into being breed though

Tie him up too while you do it

he likes gags as well

when you breed him he'll end up feeling bad after you finish and he can't feel it anymore once it's out

So you end up giving him a buttplug after to compromise

Sometimes if he's being a brat you'll tie him up, gag him, and leave him with a vibrator over stimming him

You'll leave him in the room and come back to a crying Sal, salivating and so fucked out without having even cum once

If you're ever being the brat he does the exact opposite

He'll tie you up but make it so you can't close your mouth

You have to be quiet though, he doesn’t want to hear anything louder than breathing and your pathetic whimpers

you're over stimmed to hell and orgasm so much it's difficult to keep awake

but do not fall asleep cause if you don't get through it to the end it won't end (Consensually of course)

He and Larry definitely hooked up once or twice before meeting you so I think he'd ask you to let him in on it

It becomes a regular occurrence until Larry moves out

But when you do have a threesome and he is feeling dominant get ready to not move for the next three weeks

It's nice though and doesn't end up changing the relationship between you three

That's it, I gotta stop before I cream myself into dirtier shit cause I am his slut. I have Sal Fisher brain rot syndrome so I'll definitely make another one eventually. Request some stuff and I'll be happy to write!

Continuation for Threesome hcs here by request

-Laika

[roukabi]

actually you know what? fuck it. Orphydice plushie headcanons

As mentioned in my last art post, Orpheus has a plush monkey named Monkey. It is in surprisingly good condition, albeit a little well-loved.

user @denim-supreme (thanks to @notahero-notamoviestar for telling me this!) made a hc that Eurydice has a plush elephant named Peanut and. Im gonna steal that. Sorry, but its cute 

Orpheus gets said plush for Eurydice when he learns that she’s never had a plushie before. He will Not stand for this lack of cuddly creatures!!

and when Orph gives Peanut to Eurydice, he says something like “I don’t know if you’ve had a stuffed animal before but I have one and I like him, so I thought maybe you’d like one :)”

Eurydice cries. She’s never had someone buy her a stuffed animal before, or really buy her something at all. She keeps it very close to her for the next two months.

Orpheus still gets out Monkey whenever he’s really stressed bc if I cant project on my favs i will combust

Huh. for some reason i have more nytw plush headcanons than bway so um

Nytw Orpheus has a plush bc I said so. Yes I know he does not look like he would but it’s MY character misinterpretation and I make the bad headcanons.

Anyway his plush is this green raccoon named Ruffy and he got it when he was 10 from Hermes. (Side note: I hc that Hermes finds/adopts Orph when he’s 10)

Tiny Orpheus carries this thing almost EVERYWHERE cause he’s emotionally starved and isnt quite sure what to do with Hermes’s hospitality yet. The only downside is that it completely betrays his totally serious and streetsmart attitude.

As Orpheus gets older he becomes very self-conscious of his plush and keeps it hidden in his room. 

And then Eurydice comes into Orph’s life, they become partners, blahblahblah Eurydice finds the plushie and it goes like this:

Orph: “uhhhh o fuck ummmm yeah he’s - i mean it’s - been sitting there for a while haha that’s embarassing sorry”

Eury:

Eury: IT’S SO CUTE OH MY GOD

Eurydice melts over Orpheus’s plushie and he decides that maybe Ruffy can be let back into the public eye.

But soon Eurydice gets a little envious and Orpheus picks up on this. 

So they decide to get another stuffed animal together. 

Eurydice picks out this lion with a soft mane, and Orpheus wants to name it Dandelion. Eurydice gives him the look of a person who Does Not Like Bad Puns and decides to name him Clover instead.

When the two come home (with their new friend) Hermes just stares at them

“You are adults. Why are you buying stuffed animals in a time of crisis-”

“shut UP hermeeeeees its our money and the world sucks and if i cant buy a little fluffy creature then what’s the point??”

Persephone overhears this conversation and says “Hermes is just jealous.”

Hermes will be relentlessly teased about this until the end of time.

Bonus: Whenever Orpheus spots a frightened or crying child in the bar he will RUN upstairs to fetch his plushie and tell them “Hi, this is Ruffy, he may seem small but he’d like to stay with you for a bit and keep you safe, is that okay?” and let the kid hold it until they calm down.

[azucanela]

ack anon with the dress hcs here- tysvm for those!! my heart~ ok so another random idea i just needed to share but bakugou/deku/todoroki first frenchie kiss with their s.o. and neither of them have much experience 😖 lots of fluffy awkwardness y'know? idk. again go ahead and add on but don't stress yourself!

FRENCH KISSES WITH THEIR S/O [GN!HEADCANNONS]

[ft. bakugo katsuki, izuku midoriya, todoroki shouto]

SUMMARY: someone decides to bring of french kissing and as expected; its chaotic.

WORD COUNT: french kissing? nothing explicit, very mildly suggestive

WARNINGS: kissing, maybe second hand embarrassment but i doubt it, awkward situations

A/N: my search history is “how to french kiss now” which is the main reason i held off on doing this one ajkshdkjah also this is my first time writing for our boy deku so uhhhh be kind to me, also anon you are now dress anon also i tried something new because i couldn’t bring myself to write full scenarios also i can’t write for midoriya i TRIED BUT I THINK HIS IS BAD

BAKUGO KATSUKI

HEADCANNONS + MINI SCENARIO

lol this is funny

THIS

this is peak comedy right here

hes gonna be so embarrassed but hes gonna try to act like hes completely unaffected by everything that is going on

i feel like he knows what french kissing is and has definitely thought about french kisses with you but he would never bring it up because it embarrassing for him

he might just randomly try it and place you in a complete state of shock, like y’all are just making out and— whoops would you look at that somehow you two are now french kissing! wonder how that happened... 

if you ask him he will flat out deny you the first time around because he is embarrassed, but keep trying!! after a few attempts he’s gonna claim to be annoyed but it’s actually because he wants to

“Hey Katuski, you know what we should do—”

Bakugou slams the textbook that laid on his lap shut, a sound reverberating through the library the two had gone two, which earned him a strict glare from the librarian seated at the front desk. His eyes narrowed as they look to Y/N, “if you say French kissing, I swear I will break up with you right now.”

Despite his harsh words, Y/N can see the pink blush that dusts his cheeks as they lean forward on their arm, tilting their head at him innocently as they reply, “actually, I was thinking we could go see a movie later.” Their words only worsen the blush on Bakugou’s cheeks, causing him to snap his head away in an attempt to salvage some of his reputation, “but that works too.” 

“Shut up you damn nerd.” The boy grumbles, brows furrowing as he leans back in his seat, looking away as he says, “if it’ll get you to stop asking then I guess we can try it.” Y/N is about to open their mouth to reply but Bakugou quickly adds, “only once though! Damn nerd...”

A grin finds its way onto Y/N’s face and they nod slowly, “great.”

“I hate you.”

honestly i feel like he would lowkey be bad at it the first time around and bakugou is the type of person where if he tries something and isn’t good at it immediately he either avoids this activity entirely or tirelessly works to improve his skill

luckily for you this happens to be a skill that bakugou wants to improve, alot because for some reason you wanted to try this and if he’s not good at it then whats the point

regardless the first time around is like a solid 6.75/10 sorry bakugou oops, you tried, but i feel like he’s already a really like aggressive and like harsh kisser so this is just gonna make things a mess

he can be soft sometimes tho i swear

i feel like he would get good at it after some ~practice~ but even then its a rare occurrence to french kiss with bakugou, its really intimate and he saves it for special occasions or when hes bored lol

IZUKU MIDORIYA

HEADCANNONS + MINI SCENARIO

THIS ONE

OH YOU ARE GOING TO KILL HIM WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AND DO THIS like apologize, apologize rn for the stress you are about to cause him

if you try to initiate a french kiss with izuku here, you NEED to tell him ahead of time or else things will go south very very fast. he’s going to panic because this is new and he does not understand what is happened oh my-

give him a heads up whenever you want to try something new, so when you pull this while kissing him he’s going to pull away like what a r e you d o i n g 

once you tell him he’s gonna be like let’s do this tomorrow, and then will spend the rest of the day RESEARCHING how to french kiss properly, like he’s on wikihow and everything this boy wants to treat you right and is going to make sure you enjoy it

which is when when y’all finally french kiss he is going to be good at it okay, he’ll learn every strategy possible and then he will be a PRO like you’re probably going to be shocked for a hot minute because wait when did he have the time to get good at this—

you’re definitely his first partner and he had no experience prior to you but he trained himself because going into any anything blind and without a plan places him in a state of distress

this was a PLANNED EVENT it was like a date except without all the date stuff just french kissing, like he texts you “hey lets try that thing you wanted to try...” all shy and stuff like he literally took five minutes to actually send the text, and you are trying to figure out what that thing is because deku do you mean like the coffee shop ?? what ??

you make him specify and he nearly dies but its fine its fine, when he finally gets his point across you’re like okay! cool!

overall its a pretty nice experience, i feel like he would be really gentle with you per usual but it was also probably really awkward like homeboy fr sat you down on the bed and just stared at you with bright red cheeks for like

a really hot minute

Y/N brow raised as they stared at Izuku, who’s eyes had pierced into their head since they’d sat down. Oddly enough, Y/N found his meticulous planning of this to just make the situation more awkward, it had done nothing to relieve the burning sensation in their cheeks. But Y/N had a feeling that only one of them could flustered about this or else everything would fall apart rather quickly. It had also been their idea in the first place so, there was that factor too.

“Are you alright, Izuku—”

“FINE. I—I’m fine, I mean.” He cleared his throat as he sat across from them, his cheeks a bright red color as Y/N tilted their head at his antics.

A small laugh escaped them, “If you don’t want to do this Izuku, we don’t have to.” He’d always been easily flustered, so Y/N couldn’t say his reaction came as a shock, but he’d agreed to it nonetheless just yesterday.

This seemed to bring the boy back to reality as he shook his head, “no... I want to.” He straightened in his seat, looking away from Y/N as he tried to collect himself.

A grin spread across Y/N’s face as they leaned closer to Izuku, “fantastic.” Their words only served to fluster Izuku further, though Y/N could feel their cheeks warming as well. 

“Right.”

french kissing will not be a regular occurrence, izuku feels embarrassed whenever it happens, he gets shy, all around a very rare thing for him that will only occur if you initiate it, but PLEASE let him know ahead of time, he needs to mentally prepare himself

he enjoys it though 

hehe

TODOROKI SHOUTO

HEADCANNONS + MINI SCENARIO

why am i laughing rn

okay but like shouto probably discovers it online entirely by accident or like hears kaminari talking about it and decides he should educate himself because hes fluent in french and knows alot about the culture of france because of all the tutors his father hired so why doesn’t he know what this elusive french kissing his? 

shouto is also fluent in kissing he honestly just really enjoys kissing you, he doesn’t know why but its probably because hes touch starved and just likes intimacy like that but he never really knew how much he liked physical touch until he actually experience it [in a positive way] and also you are SOFT :D

regardless shouto is the one who brings it up and honestly you are gonna be shocked because how did this clueless bb find out about that??? sir??? who is teaching you these things?

“You want to do what?” 

Y/N couldn’t help the shock that flooded them as they stared at their boyfriend, Shouto Todoroki, who sat with his legs crossed before them on the bed as he replied, “French kissing.” The boy in question repeated, tilting his head at them as he watched her reaction.

Y/N shook their head in an attempt to clear their thoughts as they looked back up at him, meeting his eyes, “who taught you about that?” In the past, Y/N had been forced to explain... certain subjects to Shouto because of things he’d overheard in conversations or seen online. Sometimes it was entirely innocent and other times, well it wasn’t. This time around, it seemed Shouto had took it upon himself to learn, rather than asking Y/N. 

“I don’t see how that’s relevant.” Come his response, brows furrowing at her question, “however, if its not something you’re interested in then—”

“I didn’t say that!” And Y/N couldn’t help how their cheeks warmed at how quickly they cut him off, hands coming to their face in embarrassment.

the internet and unintentionally kaminari, or maybe intentionally 

he doesn’t do any research in fact, he might not even bring it up, next time he sees you in a private space, he’s just gonna start kissing you and you’re probably gonna be like aight bet thats chill this is normal

UNTIL he just grabs your thigh and in the shock your mouth gapes open and SHOUTO STRIKES

honestly i feel like he would be ridiculously good at french kissing for no reason, i don’t know why, i have no explanation, he’s just good at it 

its a talent

of all the boys he is the least embarrassed he has no shame, its just natural curiosity right? whatever happens happens. it is literally so annoying how UNFAZED HE IS

probably really liked it because hes a touchy kinda guy, so this will become a more frequent thing when you two are in private, he just enjoys it 

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🤚The Second Worst (Pt. 1/?)🤚

Part 2 of my Shigaraki Thesis Headcanons. HC's // The Second Worst: 1 - 2

The half-mad ghost of Shimura Tenko is in love with you, and your life is about to become a tragic wreck. -- AKA here's when I gave up on bullet points and went off the fuckin rails

I'm self-conscious about writing so much, so uhhhh, please be kind, hahaaa. This is rather long and involved. Are these still even HCs or just a self-indulgent AU outline? There are some mysteries we may never solve.

This is on AO3 now, if you prefer reading there. Anyway. Minors do not interact.

- - - - -

You met Tenko before the League existed.

Believe it or not, there are a million ways it might have happened, but in the end: you were both bargain-binning in Akihabara.

You reached for a copy of a collectible bullet-hell cute-'em-up (near-mint! CIB!!!) and accidentally bonked hands with a complete stranger. He flinched about five million feet away from you. Ouch. You're just a nobody, quirkless and average, but you didn't think you were THAT repulsive.

(You're not. Hell, even if you were, this guy couldn't care less. He barely registers that you have a face.)

(Shigaraki is accustomed to getting in and out of this shop in seconds. He always comes in before anyone else and goes straight home. -- Is that really home? Is 'home' a real place? -- ANYWAY he's already pirated this shit, god, why does he even care? He doesn't need to be here. Father doesn't like it. Is that why he's here? Just to do something Father doesn't like? That's pathetic.)

He's had at least ten complete internal arguments with himself before he so much as looks at you.

You know in the tenth of a second he actually meets your eyes... this fucker is going to fight you to the death over this game.

- - - The death match ends in a draw. He was not expecting you to know the first fucking thing about this game. Nobody knows about it, even in Japan. Who the fuck do you even think you are? Oh, no, he's still taking it. But... maybe he can show you how to play it it. He'll give you a little taste, just to make you jealous. He's got his hoodie pulled down like he's going to commit an act of terrorism. What little you can see of his face looks twitchy and messed up. If you have any survival instincts at all, they're kicking in right about now. But... why not. You're not going anywhere with this dude unsupervised, so you suggest a crowded web cafe down the street. The cafe has the necessary console... but the retro gaming booth is laughably small. The TV is about four inches across and you end up having to practically sit in his lap. You were sure this guy was a nasty fucking creep, but he's................ only mostly terrible. Way too angry, for sure. Has no idea how to have a normal, friendly conversation. Inadvertently insults you every other sentence and seems to have a deep-seated persecution complex.

You'd prefer to be mad about the awful company, but... he's obviously deprived of human contact. When it's established that you two share a lot of media fixations, he calms down and starts treating you a little more like a human being. Or at least like a fellow elite.

Wherever he came from, he doesn't seem to want to go back. He keeps pushing you to play one more level, pretending he wants to beat your score. You feel kinda bad for him. You get the distinct feeling that his life is a disaster. He looks like he's never had a full night of sleep in his life. He trips your trigger hairs in that 'is he gonna follow me home?' kind of way, but... up close, he's a lot more depressing than scary. At the very least, you want to buy him a stupidly cute dessert. Just... as thanks. For letting you try out the game and stuff. It's not a big deal, so just pick a flavor, okay? The world isn't actually that awful, y'know.

It's not even that impressive... Definitely not a great cafe. But he takes practically a full hour to eat a single slice of strawberry cake.

When the hoodie comes down. He's all shriveled and dried out, like someone left him him in the desert to die. He chews on his peeling bottom lip and nervously scratches his neck. He doesn't thank you for the cake. Which is fine. It's not a big deal. Actually, you wish he would eat faster; you feel weirdly responsible for him now.

Under all that mess he's... gorgeous? His hair is stunning: a bright, gleaming silver that catches the light. His bone structure is flawless. If it weren't for all the scars and the misanthropic slouch, he'd look like a fairy fucking prince.

You were not prepared for that. In another life he could have been a model, the type of guy who would never even look at you. But something bad happened to him. Something... very bad. Do you even want to know? You have no idea how to ask. Has anyone ever been nice to him? It doesn't seem like it. Should YOU be nice to him? You sort of want to try. - - - This becomes a regular thing. This weird little secret. You should probably tell someone when you see him, just in case you don't come back one day, but you say nothing; how the hell would you explain why you want to see him so bad? You don't know his full name. Maybe he's on a watch list. When he gives you a long string of random numbers so you can schedule meet-ups (is THAT his e-mail, really?) he tells you to just... call him Tenko. Or whatever. It doesn't matter. (He sneaks out when Father is deep in his plots. As long as he comes home on time, it doesn't really matter where he goes, right?) He brings a different game every time. He has an insane collection. Where does he get the money for all this? You know he doesn't work. God, is it drugs? It's probably drugs. Wherever these hidden gems came from, he proudly shows them off to you, like he's never had an audience before. It's sort of cringe-inducing, the way he one-ups and rubs every little victory in your face, desperate for attention.

But at the same time, you are becoming too... something...to mind. Do you... like him? He's not funny, but he thinks you are. His mouth is huge when he laughs. He seems to hate everyone but you, and you've had to earn the distinction of being merely tolerable. Still, he gets really excited about random shit like the garage kit black market and haunted dolls and the price of weed on the dark web.

And... strawberry cake. The realization hits you both at the same time when the waitress brings one piece with two forks. God, what the fuck, are you... are you dating? Quick, think. You look forward to seeing him, and don't even mind sitting close to him anymore. Sometimes you push your leg up against him just to see if he'll still flinch away... and he doesn't.

You jealously notice the way he touches everything but you: with delicate precision, one finger at a time. His large, elegant hands always have a pinky up like he's aspiring for a fiefdom, and you wonder what his skin feels like. You go home and dwell on the way he plucks flowering weeds out of the pavement in front of the cafe. The way he stands rooted to the spot as you leave, just... looking at nothing, unsmiling.

You watch his lips too much, and not just because you want to buy him chapstick. You catch him gaping at you all the time. You thought he was just creepy like that, but maybe... Yeah. I guess you are dating him. Shit. - - - Okay, so, yeah. Bringing him back to your place was definitely a bad idea. You know you shouldn't trust him, even if he is... apparently... your boyfriend? Sort of? You still don't have his phone number. So. Um. What now? You order overpriced pizza and queue up a campy horror movie. What the fuck are you even doing. You don't really think he's going to murder you anymore, but... still. Is the suburban massacre scene gonna give him ideas? Turns out, no. He doesn't like gore, even when the blood is neon pink. He gets upset. Like, really upset. Shaky and green, like he might puke on you. He can't stop scratching that scaly spot on his neck.

Tenko, are you crying? Fucking hell, did you just trigger him? Of course he has a traumatic past, it's carved all over his face. You're so fucking stupid. You don't know how to make it right. You want to hug him, kiss him... anything. But he's never really touched you, and you're too afraid to push now. It ruins the whole night. He leaves without explaining anything. Doesn't even say goodbye. He just. Leaves. Maybe you'll never see him again. Maybe that's for the best. Your chest hurts. - - - He shows up at your door a few weeks later. You haven't heard from him since that disastrous movie night. You had pretty much accepted that you'd broken up with a boyfriend you never actually had. But no. Apparently not.

This time, he’s brought his own entertainment. He's holding a boxed set of some show you're not familiar with. You're distracted by these weird little half-gloves he's wearing, like a cyberpunk hacker. That's a new look, and even if it's a bit edgelord adjacent, he makes it look cool. You tell him as much. It's the first time you've let on how attractive you find him. He's wearing a tight black shirt with a deep, deep V-neck. That's distracting too.

He clears his slender throat and doesn't look at you.

You try to apologize for before, but he's acting like it never happened. What are you even talking about? Have you seen this OVA or not? Get out of the way and let him in already. You've watched three episodes now, but you still have no idea what this stupid anime is about. You can't pay attention to a single frame. All you can think about is how his arm has crept up behind your shoulders. A few inches more and he'll be holding you. Does he... want to hold you? You lean toward him so slowly your spine creaks. One molecule at a time. After a thousand years, your head slides nervously under his chin. His arm comes down, locking you in, fingers clutching your sleeve in a death grip. Even that snobby little pinky. His head tucks down into you hair. A sharp collarbone bites into your cheek. His heartbeat is hard, fast, and irregular. There's not a scrap of fat on him, and as you wrap your arm around his stomach, you think you see a twitch in his pants. Is that just you being desperate? Or... hopeful? This is really happening. --- Soon, you learn that Tenko is a clumsy kisser. It doesn't matter; the fact that he's kissing you at all is good enough for now. His lips are dry, but not half as dry as you expected. There's a slick of menthol helping things along; he's been using something medicated on his lips. Plus, his mouth tastes like he drank a gallon of mouthwash.

All this thrills you more than a little, because it means he came here wanting to impress you. Wanting you. Full stop. Underneath that minty sting is a strange, worrisome aftertaste, like something rotten. Your brain fires off an alarm. Stop kissing him. Right now. This thing will make you sick. But his hands nervously slide over your body... and you decide not to worry about it. Instead, you kiss him deeper. He makes a sweet, startled little noise. Your brain is a fucking liar. It occurs to you he's probably never done this before.

When you lace your fingers in his and try to pull one of his gloves off, he rips his hand away.

Don't. That’s the only explanation he gives.

No need to ask if it's a quirk thing or a trauma thing. Judging by how jittery he gets, it's probably both. You remember the way his hands almost float over objects without ever holding them. Maybe his touch is dangerous. Maybe that's why his face looks like that.

Maybe you should learn more about him before things go way too far...

No. It can't be that bad. Now that he's in your arms, everything frightening about him evaporates. He's vulnerable. He's alone. He's shaking a little. Has anyone else ever seen this side of him? You want to keep him all to yourself, just like this.

So what if he has to touch you with gloves on? You've heard of worse quirk-related inconveniences.

It's okay, Tenko. Do you want to keep going?

You put his hands back on you and wait for him to kiss you again. It doesn't take long.

---

You open his pants. He's long and thin, calloused even here. Every part of him feels untouched, unloved. You hold him tight and squeeze.

It doesn't seem to occur to him to please you in return. He looks afraid. Confused. You're sure you scared him earlier with the glove thing. Is this too much? No. He gasps and leans into you. The tiniest, broken please.

He cums in your hand right away, face buried in your shoulder, his eyes wet and hidden.

I have to go, he says. Over and over and over.

It's okay, Tenko.

You know he doesn't want to.

- - - - - (oops I wrote more)

[vldlance]

uhhhh klance daytrip to (insert city here) hcs:)

i love how vague this is thank you ren

lance tries to get them to leave early, which is difficult because keith insists on driving (‘i’m a better pilot, so i’m a better driver. i don’t trust your driving, lance’) but he also hates waking up early. lance has to bribe him with coffee and donuts

lance, desperately trying to pull keith out of bed: come ON let’s GO let’s get ON THE ROAD!

keith, digging his nails into the bed like a cat that doesn’t want to be picked up: mrrh. no.

lance, annoyed: i will buy you coffee and donuts if you get up in the next thirty seconds

keith, unable to resist the siren song of a donut: ...fine

they road trip with a carefully curated playlist that evenly combined both of their very different music tastes

before they had this playlist, car trips ended up with endless bickering over who had the worse music taste

they finally get there and, after finding a far too expensive parking garage to drop their car in for the day, and lance is ecstatic to get out of the car and stretch his legs. his long, long, legs, which keith is happy to see again

they spend a lot of time just walking around and enjoying the city atmosphere. lance likes looking at public art and standing on big bridges, keith likes finding weird stores and exploring them

keith, eyes wide: LANCE! it’s a bookstore with a CAT!

lance, smiling: do you wanna go in?

keith: i need to pet the cat.

they like finding little cafes and getting snacks. lance is always looking for pastries he can pack up and bring back to hunk

they also love museums and aquariums

lance loves watching keith explore things. he always gets so excited and it’s cute to watch him just be so happy

keith likes sharing things with lance. he likes holding lance’s hand and walking around and whispering stupid jokes in lance’s ear that he can’t say too loud in the quiet museum exhibit rooms

they find an old arcade and keith spends an hour walking lance around to all the different games, explaining facts about them and their advertising and whether or not they were successful

lance smiles and walks with him, happy to learn and also happy to try and beat keith at every multiplayer game

they play mortal kombat as scorpion and subzero. keith wins as scorpion

lance: you were spamming, that doesn’t count! replay!

keith, flirting: i never agreed to any rules, loverboy

lance, who has siblings and cannot stand when people are annoying about games: haha yeah okay babe. so can we lay down some rules please

they walk hand in hand around the city at night, just taking in the sounds. they’ll have to go soon or it’ll be too late when they get home, but they can’t resist taking a few extra minutes to dally on their way back to the car

they finally get home at like 1 in the morning and fall into bed exhausted but happy, arms wrapped tightly around each other to recover from their forced distance in the car

[mallowstep]

Idk I see a lot of hc’s about how graystripe was like well loved in riverclan for his personality or something and was like best buddies with misty and stone and that’s fine but that’s just a head canon and we see literally no proof of that in canon. Mosspelt might have been a little attached to him and maybe even mistyfoot but both of those would have been through his kits.

kaldjf;adksjl; what?

lmao mistyfoot talks abt him w fireheart a few times but most of the time it's with this thinly veiled frustration.

“Graystripe didn’t come.” The RiverClan queen sat down and curled her tail neatly around her paws. “Leopardfur wouldn’t let him. She was furious about the way he behaved during the fire. She says that in his heart, he’s still loyal to ThunderClan.”

a dangerous path, ch. 1

and on a follow up q,

“He’s fine,” Mistyfoot meowed. “So are the kits. He asked me to find out how you were doing after the fire. Bluestar’s not seriously ill, you say?”

mistyfoot my beloved. even if its really funny to me that fireheart is constantly describing her as a young queen. (there's also timeline weirdness in this ch where fireheart says seasons have passed but at most one, one and a half seasons have passed, but shhhh)

we do get some indication that he's...at least friendly with mistyfoot.

“Come on, Mistyfoot,” Graystripe meowed encouragingly. “I’ll swim back with you. We’ll check the camp again.” “Thanks, Graystripe.” Mistyfoot pressed her nose briefly to the gray warrior’s fur, and both RiverClan cats bounded down the bank toward the river.

a dangerous path, ch. 6

but nothing about stonefur, and...this gets into interpretation but i don't think this is anything more than good clanmate stuff. greystripe wasn't...a bad clanmate, he just didn't really want to be in riverclan.

ahhhhhh forest of secrets...everyone is wrong...you're a good book...it's okay...i know the truth.

“Graystripe, think again,” Bluestar urged him. “If I let Leopardfur take these kits, they are lost to you forever. They will grow up in another Clan. They will not know you as their kin. One day you may even have to fight them.” Fireheart heard the sorrow in her voice as she spoke, and saw her eyes straying to Mistyfoot and Stonefur. Her words were full of such bitter knowledge that he wondered how any cat could listen to her and not realize the truth about the kits their leader had lost so long ago.

forest of secrets, ch. 30

that was unrelated it just made me Feel. especially w the knowledge of what happens later...

Goldenflower followed them out of the nursery and dipped her head to touch noses with both kits. “Farewell, my beloveds,” she mewed sadly.

MY HEART,,,,, GOLDENFLOWER,,,,,, AHHHHHHHH

(it's a bit of -- ahhhhh wait this scene is so sad dfja i can't put every heart wrenching bit in, but...this is really sad.)

Graystripe shook his head. “Not anymore. They don’t want me, not since they found out about me and Silverstream. They’ll never trust me again. I don’t even know if I want them to trust me anymore. I don’t think I’ve got any Clan loyalty left.”

okay well That's ironic xd

“I can’t. That’s the only thing I can’t do for you. I belong with my kits, and they belong in RiverClan. Oh, Fireheart, Fireheart...” His voice trailed off into an anguished wail. “I’m being torn in two!”

fellas is it gay to feel torn between your ~best friend~ and children?

Fireheart recognized Mistyfoot, Silverstream’s best friend. He knew she would love these kits as much as her own. But no cat could feel more strongly for Graystripe than Fireheart had done, for four long seasons.

uh. fellas. is it gay to feel. fuck. no it is. there's no joke here this is just blatantly gay.

Never again, his heart was crying. No more patrols, no more play-fights, or sharing tongues in the den after a day of hunting. No more laughter shared or dangers faced together. It’s over.

this is a fucking break up scene and its making me cry.

uhhhh i came here to prove something else but ig what i'm saying is that greyfire is canon?

[obithoes]

okay i’m back on my obito bs so let’s get into it 😌 uhhhh so could i have some headcanons where obito’s s/o just loves his scars? like kisses it and says that it makes him unique??

obito uchiha: s/o who loves his scars hcs

a/n: congrats on becoming a obito fucker l’oreal

➞ after the incident obito became extremely self conscious about his appearance. having scars littering half of his body did a number to his self esteem.

➞ he was used to the grimaced look most people would give him at first glance. he couldn’t blame them, but imagine how he felt being the beholder of it.

➞ as he grew older obito never gave himself the satisfaction of being in a relationship. sure he had the occasional one night stands when passing by other villages but that was it. there was always that menacing voice in the back of his head telling him no one would love him.

➞ it wasn’t until dating you that obito knew what exactly he was depriving himself of. the first time you met obito he was comatose, knocked out by a precise blow to the head during a mission. he was delirious when coming to, you being the first thing he saw when his eyes opened.

➞ “i think i’ll keep getting knocked out of this is sight i’ll be waking up to” you couldn’t help but laugh, which sent his heart flying.

➞ after that obito became a frequent in your emergency room. after treating him for his fourth kunai wound that month you spoke to him in a teasing one “you know if you wanted to see me all you had to do was ask me out”

➞ his skin flushed a deep red at your words but he took them straight to the heart, stuttering as he asked you to company him on a date. agreeing you bid him a farewell with kiss on his scarred cheek, leaving himself stunned.

➞ the first time you were intimate with each other he cried. your fingers traced over each scar with such care, leaving a kiss behind when you were finished, moving onto the next. he was unfamiliar with the kindness in your touch, it was overwhelmingly by how wanted he felt.

➞ your movements didn’t flatter, the reason of his tears were unspoken but known. you knew how deprived he was of being touched so gently. neither of you spoke off what happened that night.

➞ whenever you had the chance you had sure to have your hands or lips against his scars. always so gentle with him, hands lovingly running over his body.

➞ as your relationship progressed obito couldn’t understand (not that he was complaining) how you could love him like this, touch — let alone kiss his deformities with such tenderness.

➞ it wasn’t until six months into your relationship that obito asked you the question that was frequently on his mind; why did you love his scars so much?

➞ waiting for your response he watched as you took longer than usual, running your hands across his scared chest trailing kisses across his neck.

➞ “you’re so beautiful obito, no matter what anyone says. your scars make you look distinguished — unique in such a way no one could ever compare to.” between every other word you kissed the part of his body he grew to embrace.

➞ for the first time since the night you truly touched him, he cried.