#omg i love getting asks

[aziraphale-is-a-cat]

Imagine an alien over for thanksgiving

and food comas

I think the concept of Thanksgiving would be odd, especially if they knew the history behind it.

Alien: you celebrate an event in which you lied to the indigenous people of this land, pretended to respect them and then continued to commit genocide?

Human: bait and switch turkey day! But yeah, it's pretty fucked up but there's some solid tradition and social expectations surrounding it so if you don't participate people assume you're actively being an asshole.

Alien: human society is confusing and concerning

Human: imagine having to live in it

And the concept of food comas seems pretty alright tho, taking energy and time to break down nutrients is very common, it might even be impressive how quick work we make of it what with the massive pit of acid just bobbling around in your abdomen

[storkmuffin]

19 !

19. Who is your favorite parentdale character? Why?

Penelope Blossom!!!

Penelope is the single most effective member of parentdale. Just to name two examples: (a) Husband kills her darling son? Kills the husband & gets away with it! (b) Nightmare-child daughter pisses her off? Crawl around inside the walls of the house to terrorize her using the Julian doll!

Penelope is the best dressed woman in the world. It's not even about her (fabulous) clothes. Nobody has ever looked so elegant entirely wrapped in bandages.

Penelope's dessication into her hard-shell-with-hollow-innards middle age fueled only by poisonous rage when she started out as the weepy-girl softy she'd been in the 80s haunts me.

Penelope has superhuman resilience. Look at all she's survived: a terrible house fire, imprisonment, in-wall-living, attempted gas poisoning, maple syrup waterboarding, being raised by Nana Blossom, sex with Hal Cooper (by contrast, look at what it did to poor Alice Cooper), getting smugged-at by Bughead, being trapped in the Fuck Bunker etc etc. Total Icon.

Penelope contains multitudes - abuse survivor, murderer, brothel madam, nun, mother, orphan yet old money, art-understander who hates art, heteronormative homophobic lesbian, red-headed ginger fetishist... I could go on and on but this answer is long enough.

[bimbosanddolls]

Really enjoy reading your work. There’s just something about bimbos that adds a sparkle to the day.

Awww thank you so much! That's like, really super sweet!

I promise I'll write more soon! Life is just being dumb and getting in the way!

[concernedbrownbread]

i love Lwpr Zuko but every time it gets sad and i have to avoud cryinf and howling i just imagine Zuko's dead eye blank emotionless face as the 😐 emoji. (Spoilers: it doesn't work. Lwpr fire sibling ueue)

Anyway. Thinking about how lwpr Azula entered the war surrounded by her allies who are old people and adults who's expectations she constantly worked to excees vs Azula finding people her own age & friends (gfs, even/hj) who don't place such pressure on her because of that same war. idk i'm jsut. Yep,👍

Hi there!! Thanks for the ask!

Next time I write Zuko's blank stare I'm gonna see that emoji and burst out laughing lmaoo. It will help with the pain. Hopefully.

ALSO OMG YES. I'm so proud of my girlie. Azula seriously needed people her age that she could trust and call friends (and girlfriends lol) because as great as the Alliance was, they were a huge burden on this poor girl. I've been thinking of how she literally hasn't had any peace since she was eight and that after the war she'll be Firelord and won't have much peace then either. Damn. Maybe she's the one I need to give a breakdown to ...

Have a wonderful rest of your day!

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 131

Okay, so first of all Dan would like to say it’s not his fault. Ellie was the one to bring some unknown object into the speeder and Jazz was the one driving. Or had Sam been driving- didn’t matter! It wasn’t his fault, he wasn’t the one shooting at them, he wasn’t the one to break whatever, he was not the one to open a stupid portal, and so it wasn’t his fault! 

So why is he now like, five years old, and why is the speeder crashed in some sort of corn field. Why is everyone- except for Jazz whose now like six- also like three at most?! And- oh fuck the door just opened and… okay that’s a kid. Like, nine at most. 

A kid and an adult, who he hadn’t noticed at first so again, it’s not his fault if he hissed at them and tried to hide his not-siblings behind him. It’s also not fair they’re apparently stuck to ghost speak for who knows how long, but at least they can understand the people. 

“Martha, get some blankets, it’s happened again!” 

[oatbugs]

last night i got home kind of tipsy and very much in tears and my mother told me the force you exert to keep someone in your life is proportional to the force with which they will leave your life. if you have to fight tooth and claw to keep them, their leaving will be just as hard, just as harsh, and just as definite.

[idk-bruh-20]

Irondad fic ideas #144

Peter Parker sounds just like Spider-Man. This is something that the students of Midtown find hilarious

Soon, Peter's getting comments in the halls like, "Hey are you that kid who sounds like Spider-Man?" "Uhhh I mean -" "Holy shit it's truuue" and, "Hey Parker, say, 'Hiya Mister Criminal'' "(sigh) Hiya Mister criminal-"

It becomes a daily bit on the school news: they put Peter in the cheapest, most ridiculous Spider-Man mask imaginable and get him to say wild stuff, whatever Midtown students can think of. Like that bit at the end of Honest Trailers.

(Peter may or may not go slightly viral saying some Stuff about the Rogue Avengers in his "Spider-Man voice." Tony may or may not nearly piss himself laughing about it when he finds out.

Spider-Man himself has yet to comment.)

[stood-onthecliffside]

swiftie gift exchange for @catastrxblues

[lemongogo]

[impish-ivy]

Solomon constantly asking for your reassurance whenever he engages in anything romantic is due to his insecurity that he isn’t as important to you as the brothers. He needs to know you want to do this, he needs to know you love him.

If you say no he immediately backs off. You have to go out of your way to kiss him. There’s never a dialogue option that leads to a kiss without you explicitly asking for one, unlike some characters.

[sugarpasteltmnt]

Greetings from the Speakeasy! :D

[Leo, trying to remember how math works after having been trapped in the Prison Dimension for 5 years and losing most of his sanity to check if he's old enough to drink now]:

(he ends up ordering three drinks that remind him of his brothers and just stares at them with a stupid, pleased grin on his face)

[lunearobservatory]

Florida- D1 + cheers

Okay!

original expression and color palette pages by abisalli :)

[peppermintmochafem]

From one femdom to another: tips on domming folks who like to feel objectified? Love your work 💋

yes!! I will try to list from more to less objectifing

I think the main thing is remembering and reminding them that they are there for you. They exist in that moment for your needs and desires not their own. They are an object for you to use. Use them!! Focus on what you want. As long as you are focused on yourself and getting what you want from them, as you deserve, they will be naturally objectified

♡ literally using them as an object (footrest, table, etc)

♡ giving them tasks to do for you. Especially ones that you could easily do yourself! There is no reason for you to do menial tasks when they are there to use.

♡ making them ask permission for basic nonsexual things. Objects don't think for themselves. You know their needs more than them.

♡ making them show off their body for you. Inspect them like you would a ripe piece of fruit. Openly ogle at them

♡ loudly complain and call them useless when they aren't doing things for you. Make them thank you for giving them a use or even a purpose.

♡ remind them they are a toy for you. Tell them how good they are to use. Tell them they were made to used, that it is all they are good.

♡ make them work to be used. Have them show off their skills. Have them touch themselves in front of you. Touch yourself in front of them and tell them you don't even need them. Make them thank you for letting them be used.

♡ Ignore them when they aren't serving you.

♡ remember to praise them for being able to do basic things!

[puppetmaster13u]

I’ve been thinking about this a lot and basically Danny is Beelzebub from Hellva boss with his own casino performs and the entrance defies reality and all his ghost rouges come in and go as they please and some humans and or mortals stumble in and think it’s just some place where metas party their fucking asses off which wouldn’t be that bad if this wasn’t FUCKING GOTHAM. Danny doesn’t know how they got in Gotham but they just want to party but unfortunately for him the bats hear a rumor some meta trafficking ring has been planning a big raid on a certain casino that’s new ish and they have to stop it so they go in disguise and they get to witness Danny and his rouges beat the every loving snot out of some traffickers

maybe Danny is a clone, maybes he’s reincarnated, maybe he lost a bet, maybe he moved to Gotham for fun, maybe he got tossed across the universe into Gotham

who knows certainly not Danny

but to add even more maybe he travels around the casino on trapezes and circus rings that he just flips around it and has a pole it the middle that reaches the ceiling and at the top there’s this disco ball thing that he can activate to make a small nebula or stars surround the casino and make it pretty

oh oh and maybe with him having the title of beelzebub is like gotten after he beat them as in right of conquest, or maybe beelzebub is kinda like a shared name so Danny fuels them and they go around getting mortal action without having to do work, or maybe it was given to him as a present with a bow on top idk

I have no words for this and just had to draw because the idea of a casino or whatever with like, everywhere looking like galaxies and auroras that shift to the music was such an amazing visualization lol

[brujeriahizobrujeriaa]

Rewatching Haikyuu (2)

i lOVE i just love how akaashi's like "nah bokuto is the worse, his spiking practice never stops" or something and he's like... right there. like always, all the time, bokuto will ask for more tosses and akaashi will be there all. the. time. like honey you are just humiliating yourself i love how he's the one who puts up with his bullshit more often and he doesn't seem aware of it at all. honestly so sweet

akaashi: you're joking dude we've been at this for fucking hours

bokuto: please o...

akaashi: jESUS FINE. one more and i'm out

*stays there. permanently *

[mushroomjar]

Can it be Lesbian Friday this Monday. I have a lot going on and I'd really like an extra Lesbian Friday this week.

Of course! Remember what the original post said: it's always lesbian Friday if you believe