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rivercule · 10 months

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Tommy and Wanda should arrange a play date for their Weird Guys with Tenuous Connections to Their Pasts that They’ve Decided They’re Responsible For, Joseph Magneto-Clone and Master Pandemonium

#here’s how I think it would go down:#Wanda: what in the world are you doing with that awful man #Tommy: my boyfriend got blown up at the awful X-Party taking care of this guy is the only thing stopping me from going Darker Than Scarlet #on Professor X #master p and Joe: discussing the nature of the human soul and the power of redemption #marvel #comics #wanda django maximoff #tommy shepherd #Martin Preston #Joseph magnus

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byooregard · 1 month

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the world needs to see this tweet

#x-men #x men #professor x #charles xavier

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skipppppy · 4 months

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Broke: Giovanni is Ash's father

Woke: Giovanni has mistakenly believed Ash was his hookup mistake for like a decade and is about to get the surprise of the century seeing that not only are they not related, but the employee he fired a few years ago for being too stupid is now living with him and being a more active father than he was

#i'll never believe this theory but it has too much comedic potential #hanamusashipping #pokeani #pokemon #pokemon anime #team rocket #ash ketchum #jessie x delia #delia ketchum #professor kukui #giovanni #ash's dad #musashi

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 7 months

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the fact that shakespeare was a playwright is sometimes so funny to me. just the concept of the "greatest writer of the English language" being a random 450-year-old entertainer, a 16th cent pop cultural sensation (thanks in large part to puns & dirty jokes & verbiage & a long-running appeal to commoners). and his work was made to be watched not read, but in the classroom teachers just hand us his scripts and say "that's literature"

just...imagine it's 2450 A.D. and English Lit students are regularly going into 100k debt writing postdoc theses on The Simpsons screenplays. the original animation hasn't even been preserved, it's literally just scripts and the occasional SDH subtitles.txt. they've been republished more times than the Bible

#due to the Great Data Decay academics write viciously argumentative articles on which episodes aired in what order #at conferences professors have known to engage in physically violent altercations whilst debating the air date number of household viewers #90% of the couch gags have been lost and there is a billion dollar trade in counterfeit “lost copies”#serious note: i'll be honest i always assumed it was english imperialism that made shakespeare so inescapable in the 19th/20th cent #like his writing should have become obscure at the same level of his contemporaries #but british imperialists needed an ENGLISH LANGUAGE (and BRITISH) writer to venerate #and shakespeare wrote so many damn things that there was a humongous body of work just sitting there waiting to be culturally exploited...#i know it didn't happen like this but i imagine a English Parliament House Committee Member For The Education Of The Masses or something #cartoonishly stumbling over a dusty cobwebbed crate labelled the Complete Works of Shakespeare #and going 'Eureka! this shall make excellent propoganda for fabricating a national identity in a time of great social unrest.#it will be a cornerstone of our elitist educational institutions for centuries to come! long live our decaying empire!'#'what good fortune that this used to be accessible and entertaining to mainstream illiterate audience members...#..but now we can strip that away and make it a difficult & alienating foundation of a Classical Education! just like the latin language :)'#anyway maybe there's no such thing as the 'greatest writer of x language' in ANY language?#maybe there are just different styles and yes levels of expertise and skill but also a high degree of subjectivity #and variance in the way that we as individuals and members of different cultures/time periods experience any work of media #and that's okay! and should be acknowledged!!! and allow us to give ourselves permission to broaden our horizons #and explore the stories of marginalized/underappreciated creators #instead of worshiping the List of Top 10 Best (aka Most Famous) Whatevers Of All Time/A Certain Time Period #anyways things are famous for a reason and that reason has little to do with innate “value”#and much more to do with how it plays into the interests of powerful institutions motivated to influence our shared cultural narratives #so i'm not saying 'stop teaching shakespeare'. but like...maybe classrooms should stop using it as busy work that (by accident or designs)#happens to alienate a large number of students who could otherwise be engaging critically with works that feel more relevant to their world #(by merit of not being 4 centuries old or lacking necessary historical context or requiring untaught translation skills)#and yeah...MAYBE our educational institutions could spend less time/money on shakespeare critical analysis and more on...#...any of thousands of underfunded areas of literary research i literally (pun!) don't know where to begin #oh and p.s. the modern publishing world is in shambles and it would be neat if schoolwork could include modern works?#beautiful complicated socially relevant works of literature are published every year. it's not just the 'classics' that have value #and actually modern publications are probably an easier way for students to learn the basics. since lesson plans don't have to include the #important historical/cultural context many teens need for 20+ year old media (which is older than their entire lived experience fyi)

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primal-slayer · 3 months

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X-Men: The animated series vs X-Men '97 opening

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allysketches · 3 months

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this drawing started off as tv crowley and aziraphale dressed like their book cover counterparts, but then I got carried away and it turned out... not being exactly that anymore 🤷🏻‍♀️

so... late 80s/early 90s au? (aka. literally the book lol)

#good omens #good omens fanart #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #anthony j crowley #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #I wasn't even planning on posting this one #I just started drawing it randomly with no plan bc I wanted a new wallpaper for my phone lol #but I liked how it turned out #so here it is ✨#crowley looks like james bond meets mafia boss #and the idea of aziraphale dressed like a proper university professor in all but the sneakers is pretty funny to me #bc that's exactly how I dress irl 😶#also tumblr's image compression absolutely crushed the quality fml

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magnetostits · 1 month

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this literally feels like a scene straight out of a fanfic this belongs on ao3 what is it doing on my screen

#magneto #max eisenhardt #erik lehnsherr #x men #marvel #marvel comics #cherik #charles xavier #professor x #x men 97 #ao3

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monstersflashlight · 1 month

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Orc professor that makes a deal to pass his class. You have to wear skirts and hand him your panties every morning before class. You sit on the first row, and every once in a while flash him. It's not part of the deal, but you like feeling naughty and knowing he's aware of how slutty you are. The outline of his monster cock noticiable against his dark pants, making you drool and do it again. He calls you to his office after class. He asks you to close the door behind you. He bends you down, and fucks your pussy restlessly until you are drooling against the papers on the desk and you can feel the bruises on your hips from his hands. He cums inside you and makes you finger yourself and lick his cum out of them as he watches. He jerks off on your tits before you go, forbids you to clean them and makes you walk to the dorms with cum on your tits and pussy bare under your skirt. Before you go, he tells you next morning he expects you to be early. He's going to fill your hole before class. If you want to flash him, better do it with his cum leaking out.

Long version of this aviable here.

#orc #orc boyfriend #orc x reader #orc x human #monster #monster fucker #monster imagine #monster x human #teratophillia #monster boyfriend #monster x reader #fem!reader #collage professor orc #txt

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obriy · 29 days

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cordeliawhohung · 1 month

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i'm thinking about soap as a professor.

he teaches chemistry, and all his students are fighting to get his class on their schedule for the semester because he's the only one who is competent enough to teach it understandably and make it fun. there's a rumor that floats around campus every now and then that he was in the SAS; how else would he get those scars? most people ignore it and consider it an experiment gone wrong, that's why he's got that mark on his chin.

and then there's you, the sweet grade school teacher who's bringing in the little tykes on a field trip. the university science department has put together a whole program for them, teaching them to create fake volcanoes and making elephant toothpaste. as for Professor MacTavish, he finds himself tripping over his words in front of the group of kids. it's hard not to when he sees the sheen of your legs peeking out from the skirt of your sun dress.

he's always trying to coordinate projects with you after that. don't worry about getting the whole department involved, he can figure something out on his own. cancel one of his friday classes and drop by your classroom to build bottle rockets and set them off on the playground. then he starts insisting that the two of you meet in person to talk about the next presentation. his office should be plenty fine. bit more private that way; no annoying parents to interrupt his alone time with you.

nothing gets done. he's too busy lifting your skirt past your hips and devouring your cunt for you to say anything other than his name. you taste just as sweet as you look.

he makes sure the kids are calling you Mrs. MacTavish by the start of the next school year.

#soap x reader #john mactavish x reader #professor!soap #soap x reader smut #john mactavish x reader smut #f!reader

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godofstory · 1 month

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ok let me tell you what happened this episode

so basically..