#on god I am going to. To. I mean i'll do it like hell they'll let me skip out on this

[anglerflsh]

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[thewritingofspencerrose]

A Future With You

Luke Hughes x oc

"Okay, but do we really need a second bedroom?" Luke asks, his arms wrapped around my body as I lean against his chest, the laptop rested on my thighs as we search for apartments, thinking a lot lately about when I graduate from Michigan and get to finally move to Jersey.

"Where will your brother's stay if we don't have a second room?"

"On the couch?" Lu supplies as if it should have been clear. "Or Jack can stay at his own apartment and Quinn can stay with him."

"And your parents?"

"We'll book them a hotel room."

"Lu, we can't just make your family stay in a hotel, they'll be here to visit us, that's rude," He clearly doesn't understand, because he gets his cute little confused face, mouth pouty and eyebrows furrowed.

"Plus, if we have a guest room now, we may not have to move into a new place for a while, we'll be able to just redecorate if the time comes," I can't help but mention, glancing up hesitantly, and the confused look hasn't changed.

I'm going to actually have to say this out loud. And while Lu and I have discussed living together a lot, down to now looking at apartments online, and we've discussed getting married one day, we've never discussed this.

Kids.

"What do you mean, baby?" He asks when I've paused for too long.

"Uh." What am I supposed to say? For when we have babies one day? "You know, for the future."

And it's now that his confusion is morphed into joy, him moving my laptop to the floor and flipping me over so that my front is facing his, his arms around me tightening as he kisses me.

"Are you talking about having kids with me?" And the absolute look of hope on his face makes me want to cry tears of joy.

"I didn't mean to assume that you'd want to have kids with me, I just- it breaks my heart to even consider a future without you but -"

"Never think like that," He interrupts, smile smaller than before as he cups my face. "Never think of a future without me in it, cause if I'm not in it I'm dead."

"Lu-"

"No," He interrupts again. "You need to know that I plan to marry you. Hell-" Is the next thing to come out of his mouth, moving from under me and earning a groan of disapproval, but he's back a second later, a small box in his hand and his heart rate skyrocketing as he retakes his place behind me.

"Luke, what is that?" I can't help but ask, even though I'm almost positive in the answer.

"It's the ring I bought for you right after our first anniversary," He begins to explain, bringing tears to my eyes. "Hey now, please don't cry baby."

And I shove him, not hard, but enough against his chest for him to get the memo. "You just told me you bought a ring for me after our first anniversary, A YEAR AND A HALF AGO and you expect me not to cry?"

"I need you to know, I was not planning on showing this to you, or giving this to you, for a while. I just knew I was going to marry you and bought it with my sign-on check for the Devils."

"Do you want an answer? Need an answer? Are you actively proposing or just showing me that you've thought about it?"

Lu chuckles, running him hand that's not holding the closed box through my hair and letting it rest on my shoulder.

"You need to know that I was going to do it this summer. Take you to the lake house, take you to that little bookstore-cafe type place I let you talk me into for our first date and propose," he explains, tears pouring down my face. And he looks at me with such a soft expression that I just know I'll forever feel at home with this boy.

"Would you be okay with me just asking you n-"

"Yes," I interrupt, not caring about what comes next.

Chuckling, he shakes his head, the curls moving this way and that. "Yes you're okay with me asking now or yes to the question?"

"Both," I answer without a second thought. "God Lu just ask me to marry you already!"

"Mackenzie-"

"Yes."

"- will you -"

"Yes."

"Marry me? Not now, but at some point?" And although he knows my answer, he looks nervous.

"Luke Hughes there is no universe where I say no to spending forever with you," I assure, kissing him softly before he slips the ring, a gorgeous one that could have come straight from my dreams, onto my finger, pulling me as close to his chest as humanly possible. We stay like this, just resting together in excitement and love before I can feel his head shift back to looking at me.

"So, kids?" Are the words he chooses the re-start our conversation from earlier, making me giggle.

"One day."

[indecenthoney]

Pull the Plug

I'm the type of person to invite people out to hang. If you're on my mind then I'll surely send an invite. I mean more the merrier, right? Which in most cases would be true, unless you've recently made a friend like me.

"Yo? Whose this? Oh! Hey, what's up? Mmm, nothing much... I've just been working and going to the gym these past few days... Oh for sure, I'd love to hang out! Did you have anything planned? No... then what do you want to do? Dude... No way... Fuck no... If you're just going to call me up to hang out with my friends then don't bother calling me... You know why the hell I'm not setting that up... I know damn well you're going to spend the entire time flirting with all of them... Haha... You're funny... You? Behave? Why am I overreacting? It's because the last time we hung out, you saw a cute guy and bailed on me... You putting the pieces together or am I talking too fast?"

I try to see the good in people. I really do. And genuinely, without the horny part, she really was sweet and caring. Just a bit horny. Okay. A lot bit horny. It would spell danger if I were to set up a hang-out with my friends including her. I can't just have her feral in the middle of a hang-out session.  What kind of host would I be? Even then I'm a bit of a pushover if someone ends up begging me.

"Fine... fine fine fine... Fuck! We can ALL hang out, but if you even THINK about acting up. I will cancel it. You understand? No flirting. No sex talk. No getting their numbers. Is that understood? I said... Is that understood? Good... I will see you on the weekend..."

I called up all my guy friends inviting them over to my house to catch up. We've all been pretty busy these days. I was really looking forward to this, I miss those guys. Then in the back of my mind, I remember the little wildcard I invited on Saturday. This was going to be a complete shit show. I really got to stay positive. Who knows? Maybe, they'll hit it off and we can enjoy each other's company properly.

"Hey! Holy shit... It's been forever... I missed you guys... Go on ahead and drop off the stuff on the table... Make yourselves comfortable! I'm just waiting on one more... Yeah yeah she's... uhm... excited to meet you guys! The others? Naw the girls had to be bail tonight... She's the only one..."

How fucking convenient? I was hoping to ease the mood by inviting my female friends, but they got busy. It's just her now. I received a text message mentioning how she was on her way up. I hope her fucking brain can take it. I'm on my knees. Please act normal. A few knocks hit my door. Speak of the devil, there she was on the other side of the door. I can't be quick to judge. Maybe she really was going to behave. I open my door and quickly slam it in her face. She wore this crop top that barely covered her tits and this skimpy little skirt. Your mind would run wild trying to figure out if she was actually wearing or not.

"What? Do you really think I'm going to let you in here looking like that? What do you mean you're fine? You look like you're asking to get dicked down... Fuck... Can you shut up? God... Fine... fine fine fine... I'll let you in... but I want you to march straight to my room and find something decent to wear... I'm sure there's a sweater lying around somewhere... Okay? Good... Straight to room..."

Okay. I can't have her throwing a fit in front of my door. What would my neighbors think? I watched her walk into my house. Closely. She completely disregarded what I said and started heading toward where my friends were hanging. It's very difficult to piss me off, but god did that piss me off. I quickly looped my hand around her hair to gently pull her. I even made sure to cover her mouth as I dragged her quietly into my room. Throwing her onto my bed before calling out to my friends to continue without me for a few minutes.

"Guys? I'm just going to take a few minutes to fix something real quick... Yeah? Yeah, don't worry about it! I'll join you guys in a bit! You guys have fun... And you! Didn't you hear what I fucking said? Straight... to... my... room... Are you fucking dumb? Are you that fucking cock hungry that you can't listen to simple fucking instructions? Huh? Oh? Does it hurt? Aw, you're crying? I don't care if it hurts... Stupid little sluts that can't listen deserve to be hurt..."

I threw her around like it was nothing. Positioned her in a way that made her head hang over the bed. And to my surprise, she really was wearing something under that short-ass skirt. I didn't know what pissed me off more, the fact that she wore panties or the fact that wearing panties was her form of being behaved. I quickly unbuckled my pants dropping my underwear revealing my already hard cock. Placing it near her face watching her lips quiver at the sudden presentation of my cock.

"What does it look like I'm doing? I'm giving you what you want? Here c'mon you're favorite cock... Don't be shy... You're drooling over it already... Are you really hesitating right now? This is what you wanted, right? Don't tell me you were all bark and no bite... C'mon, princess... I'm asking you to do the one thing you do best... Have a taste... Now that's a good girl... Kiss it... Mhm... Worship it... That's it... Open your mouth wide for me, yeah?"

What little resistance she had quickly faded as my cock entered her mouth. It was funny really. Seeing a bulge as I fucked her throat; it's as if the choker around her neck could've snapped off at any moment. Where are my manners? I can't be the only one having fun, right? I took my cock out to give her a little breather before jamming right back in. I reached over pulling up her skirt; pushing her panties to the side. Rubbing her clit silly as her mouth warmed my cock. The little slut was already so wet.

"God, you're such a slut... Aw, what's wrong? You want me to stop? Does it hurt? When you're this wet? Oh? What was that? Can't breathe? You shouldn't talk when you're mouth is full, you know? Keep your legs open... or I'll suffocate you... Good girl... So you can listen to instructions... That's it... Just a little longer... and I'll let you breathe, alright? That's it... cum... make a mess... It's okay, sweetie... You can be as loud as you want in here... I made sure to soundproof my room just for this occasion... Such a good girl..."

As she groaned and convulsed at such a heavy orgasm, I decided to pull my cock out to let her breathe. I wanted to hear her moans. But the little slut didn't even take a moment to breathe but instead continued to kiss my cock as a thank you. I was free to do whatever I wanted to her. It's not like my friends could hear her anyway. Turned her around facing her cunt towards me. I gently rubbed her clit and stared her down while on top.

"Now... What does my good girl want? Use your words... My cock? Yeah? What about it? You want me to fuck you? Shove my cock into your needy little pussy? Mhm ya? Okay, sweetie... Stay still for me..."

Tapped my cock on her needy clit. Having her eagerly wait for my cock to enter her, but to her surprise I took a different approach.

"Shhh...Shhh... It's okay, sweetie... I know it hurts... I mean you didn't really expect to get your assed fucked today, huh? But nonetheless, you did a good job sucking me off... It's all nice and wet cause of you... If you didn't... I wouldn't have any choice but to fuck you raw... You're taking it so well, sweetie... And that's just the tip... Mhm... We have a long... long way to go... and when we're all nice and comfy... I'll fuck your ass and fill you to the brim, okay? All that whimpering... Just shut the fuck up and take it, yeah?"

I slowly placed her down into my lap; taking our time as she got used to my cock penetrating her ass. Making sure to pick up her legs as she slides down my shaft. It's a good thing she was already wet. I can feel her cunt dripping onto my cock easing the process. I've never seen her so quiet before apart from the whimpering, but at least she isn't talking anymore. She was behaving. Maybe all she needed was to be put in her place. I could hear faint whispers from her. And I lost it. She called me daddy. You don't understand what that does to a man. I threw her down; pressing her head into the mattress. I was going to make sure that her ass remembers the shape of my cock. I'll make her into my perfect little fuck doll she always dreamt to be. Why be nice when she wants this?

"What was that? You're slurring your words, sweetheart... Be gentle? We're way past being gentle, sweetie... You're mine now... I can do whatever the fuck I want with you... This ass... This pretty little pussy... All mine... Maybe when I'm all done... I'll have my friends take a turn, huh? Would you like that, sweetie? Won't you look at that... Squeezing down on me... Did you like that sound of that? Should I let them in here and see what a fucking disgusting slut you are for me? Have them watch as cum slowly drips out of ur slutty little holes..."

Honestly, I only ever said those words to turn her on even more, but I would never dream of sharing. I'm possessive. What's mine is mine. And I was about to leave a whole lot of proof that she was, deep inside of her. I slammed my cock deep inside of her only caring for my own pleasure. As I came deep inside, I hugged from behind forcing her down onto my cock. She was a leaky little mess. Unfortunately, she didn't cum yet, but I had other plans. Don't you worry.

"Yes yes... You did a good job, sweetheart... Why don't we head outside? Ah no buts... I'll give you, you're reward later, okay? After we're done hanging out with everyone... I promise I'll let you cum... Understood? Can you behave until then? Good girl... Let's get you plugged up, princess... We wouldn't want you leaking in front of our guests..."

She arched her back into the sky; waiting patiently for me. I rummaged through all my little toys and pulled out a butt plug for her to use. I glided it gently through her pussy, getting it as wet as possible before pressing it into her ass. It was honestly a pretty sight. I never thought I'd get to use this toy. After appreciating the sight for a little while longer, I quickly grabbed her a sweater to use. Cleaning her up the best I can, before pulling her along with me to greet my friends.

"Hey! Yeah sorry I had to go through some of the things in my closet to grab the board games... The noise? Oh! It dropped while I was pulling it out and she screamed. It's okay though! Wasn't that big of a mess! Before I forget... This is my new friend... Do you want to introduce yourself?"

The look on her face was priceless. She was completely red and couldn't even look them in the eye. I went ahead and introduced them to her; further instructing her to take a seat on the far side of my couch. She was free to stay quiet and squirm for the duration of the party. Even when they tried to talk to her, all she could do was look down and talk in such a small voice. She wanted her reward more than anything, so she behaved. When it was finally time for my friends to leave, tears started streaming down her face as she rubbed herself stupidly on my couch waiting for me to see my friends out. She fingered herself but didn't dare to bring herself to climax.

"Oh? Don't let me stop you, sweetheart... Good girls deserve to cum... What's with that look? You look like you've seen a ghost... Were you waiting for something? Oh? How could I forget about your reward? Silly me... Let's get this hangout started, shall we? It's going to be a long... long night for us after all..."

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Bites you,

Honey

[starlightshadowsworld]

My thoughts on Bsd chapter 117

Spoilers below

I knew it!

Well not really but I knew Bram being here had something to do with Akutugawa. That's his godamn coat.

... Wait nooo.. Nooo! Fuck you don't make me watch Bram die again.

Aya trying to mean to lessen the blow. Bram feeling like he failed her. The flashbacks to his daughter...

"One day I'll carry you on my back"

Devastating how dare you.

Honestly considering how seriously Akutugawa keeps his promises, this seems like a good idea.

Ayyy Kunikida!

I do love how we're leaning into making Fukuchi some eldritch horror. Because fundamentally he should not exist.

Because it goes against everything. He is not of this world, of course his very existence fills you with dread.

I didn't think one look would take out Junichiro tho.

Kunikida filled with absolute terror and still having the strength to say what are you, fuck he's so cool.

Oh... Fukuchi can talk. Kinda ruins the vibe a little tbh but okay that's a choice.

"I am all. I am none." I am justice. I am the night. I am Batman.

I agree Kunikida what is going on at this airport? Everyone in Bsd talks about shit going on in the Train station but that is nothing compared to whatever this is.

Public transport man don't use it in this universe. Or any transport to be honest.

I love that Fyodor's just standing here not saying a word like okay fine you can have this one.

Ohhh ohh why did he sneak up on him ahhh nooo. Also you can't see one of Kunikida's hands and I am concerned.

Oh yeah this is the first time anyone in the Agency but Atsushi and Fukuzawa have dealt with Amenogozen.

Someone really should've told the others this fucker lives up to his name as the space time sword.

Atsushi you might wanna go the other way, whatevers going on there isn't looking so good.

Thank you Kunikida, see why don't we all just pack up our shit and leave.

"Tanizaki when I give the signal use your ability to escape"

You know this means whatever comes next is going to have everyone be like erm actually it could just be Junichiro's special ability.

Asagiri knows this fandom to well.

... AHHH!!!??!????? WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

KUUNNNIIIKIIIIIDAAAAA!!!

That better have been Junichiro's ability I swear to God nooooo! OHH AND ATSUSHI GOT THERE TOO LATE

Whyyyy why would you do this?!

Ohhh his hands are melting I'm like actually crying.

I feel like this itself is a sign that those killed by Amenogozen can come back because no one dies in this series. Because there's no way Asagiri would just kill Kunikida off... I hope.

Atsushi grabbing Junichiro out of harms way like that must've been the hardest decision to make to go.

"Fantastic move"

He's so proud of them.

Very confusing statement from Fukuchi that this blade shouldn't be able to harm Kunikida(?) as it stabs him. I don't know what this line means, if it's meant to mean anything.

Literally paralleling lines to when we thought Kunikida died in the helicopter soo... I dunno what to think anymore.

Also during the helicopter thing, Kunikida essentially told Junichiro that he was in charge... And now Junichiro's had to watch him maybe die again.

The shot of his notebook on the ground is just foul.

Atsushi no it's not you're fault!

I share the sentiment Junichiro I really do.

... THE SWORDS ABOVE HIS HEAD WHATF THE HELL?!

And it ends.

I don't think they'll get Junichiro too but Atsushi was alone in the epilogue.... Oh no.

[sinsmockingbird]

Five threesome pairs I want to be apart of. They'll be listed from the pair I want to be in between the most of, to the I still want to be in between them but not aching for it. For @sea-lanterns.

✧ GENSHIN IMPACT

1.) Raiden Ei & Yae Miko. I love these two, I love the ship (for the most part) and love their dynamic. I just know being in bed with them both is fucking crazy, and I want to experience that. Miko teasing the hell outta me and Ei, while the Archon is just getting a sweet tooth off me.

2.) Beidou & Ningguang. How can I not want to be with these two!? Lesbians, I love them, I want to witness their banter in bed while they pleasure me. You know Beidou is more rough and sloppy while Ningguang is slow and precise (great with her tongue).

3.) Arlecchino & Furina. Yes, a more toxic pairing with pretty dead dove themes, as deemed by the fandom. I don't fully ship them, but I just want to ruin Furina with Arlecchino. I want us both to make her cry and beg from our teasing, we'd be good cop bad cop.

4.) Ningguang & Ganyu. I'm sorry, but Ningguang has made it up here twice, because fucks sake I want her. I want these two to be slow and gentle with me, particularly after a hard day. We can take a warm bath and then after have loving sex.

5.) Shenhe & Yelan. Being tied up by Yelan and just having Shenhe all over me is.... yeah. I'm not too into Yelan, but goddammit, I am very into Shenhe.

✧ HONKAI STAR RAIL

1.) Black Swan & Acheron. The only reason this is number one is from that YouTube video. The two at, 2, were originally here, but it's changed. I want to be fucked hard by Acheron and become traumatized with Black Swan. I'll be the one to bring these two back together.

2.) Kafka & Himeko. I don't think much has to be said as to why, I mean... the chemistry between these two and the obvious history. Plus I want Kafka to ruin my pussy while Himeko is there comforting me, and allowing me to suck on her boobs. Best therapy fuck, right here.

3.) Stelle & Firefly. Let me please dominate and tease these two!! Oh my god I want to make Stelle squirm while I jerk their cock off and make sure she gets to the point of release before stopping. Then making Firefly a flushed mess while she watches, touching herself until I go between her legs-!!! God I want them.

4.) Jingliu & Yukong. My tragic old yuri women. Deranged Jingliu fucking me hard and in heat Yukong- yes I want to be bred and knocked up. I don't want to leave that bed until I'm filled with their cum, okay!! Plus, they both just need love.

5.) Serval & Natasha. This is a rare pair between two old women I love so much. We need Natasha to heal Serval's broken heart, the one Cocolia left her with, she is a doctor after all. And if getting into bed with them will start that? Then 100% we're doing that.

✧ PATH TO NOWHERE

1.) Zoya & Angell. After that fanart I saw with them both, and that thirst I wrote as well, I've never wanted to be between two women more. I want them to try and stake claim on me, fighting over me even as they fuck me dumb. I don't care how many bites and scratches I have on my body after.

2.) Shalom & Rahu. I want Rahu fucking me raw, like a dog in heat, while Shalom watches and praises us both. I also want to participate in endlessly teasing Rahu and making her unable to cum until Shalom gives her permission. It's a coin flip with them both for me.

3.) Deren & Raven. Give me these two creative ladies and let me pull them into bed with me. Just knowing Raven would be very high energy with a low energy Deren is amusing, but it works. Raven is doing most of the work, not that she minds, while I lazily jerk Deren off. It's fucking heaven.

4.) Cabernet & Kelvin. Intimidated but aroused Kelvin, having her thighs pinned down on the bed with Cabernet eating her out. Then I'm on the side, teasing her nipples and marking her neck, praising her. I want it.

5.) Tetra & Pricilla. These two would be beyond teasing in bed, and you know what, I'd take it all. I want to their prized gem that they worship and love.

[gray-doesnt-write]

My Dear, Beautiful, Y/n | Aaron Hotchner x Reader

Pairing; Aaron Hotchner x GN!BAU! Reader

Notes; first one shot ever. Gender neutral, as most fics will be. This one I mostly focused on Aaron rather than the reader, I try to make sure the reader's personality and backstory is mostly open. Same with the ending, it's suggested but up for your imagination. (h/c) = hair colour (e/c) = eye colour. Masterlist

Warnings; blood, injury, bullet wounds, OOC (probably), hospitals and such, (most likely) inaccurate injury description and medical info, Cursing, Season 5 spoilers.

Summary; Reader and Aaron are in a relationship. Reader gets shot during a case causing Aaron to panic. Fluff 💚

"Listen, if he so much as lays a finger on you. Let any of the team know and I'll be in there as soon as I find out. Got it?" Aaron said as he looked into his partner's eyes. With each case that has passed since they started dating, the more concerned he grows. Losing his wife was hard enough on him, you couldn't let him lose you (let alone on the field.)

"Of course doll, I'll be fine. Always am." You place a kiss on his cheek before readying yourself to walk into the bar.

You had drawn the short straw to say the least. You fit the unsubs type to the t. From your (h/c) hair and (e/c) eyes to your height and face shape. It shocked you when you first saw the victims. Aaron was considering putting you off the case because of it.

He watches as you walk in, all the rest of his agents were already in the building awaiting for the unsub to make a move. That left him and Rossi to sit outside in case the unsub tries to make a get away.

"What?"

"I said when are you going to propose to them! I'm surprised you haven't already."

"I don't…" he sighs again before adapting a more stern voice "I thought we agreed to not profile each other?"

"I wouldn't call that profiling merely a… uh observation" Rossi replies as he chuckles.

Aaron lets out another sigh. "I don't know when to propose. I can't seem to find the right moment, I want to make sure they love it and it's perfect for them."

"Well, I'm sure whatever you decide to do, they'll love it. Then again, that's advice coming from a man married three times."

Before Aaron could reply, a gunshot rang through the air. His team wouldn't dare shoot the unsub in a room that crowded, would they? "That doesn't fit the unsubs profile. Something's not right." Aaron says as he shuts the car door, rushing in while pushing past the people leaving the building in a panic.

There they were, his all so beautiful y/n sitting against the bar. A bullet wound in their side, the unsub had already feld but there wasn't a sight of Emily or Derek in the room either, chances were they were already hot on the unsubs heels.

"God damnit! Y/n! Look at me." Aaron said, as he dropped to his knees beside his partner.

"I'm sorry. I tried to take him down. I wasn't fast enough." Y/n stated, not too concerned about themselves but rather what would've happened if they weren't the one who got shot.

"It's okay. We're getting help." He glanced behind him. It seemed only he, Rossi, Spencer, and a few people trying to leave were in the room still. "Reid! What the hell are you doing! I need help here, don't just fucking stand there. Call an ambulance, anything!" Aaron yells in a fit of rage. He tried to keep pressure on the wound, it didn't seem to be bleeding as it would if the bullet nicked an artery.

"Aaron. Don't.. don't be mean to Spencer. He hasn't done shit." Y/n says through deep breaths, it was all they could do to keep themselves from breaking down. This wasn't the first time they got hurt on the field but it felt different. They never took a bullet to their side before. They couldn't hold it back anymore, they broke down in their lover's arms.

It was several minutes before an ambulance arrived, during those several minutes the unsub was caught and already in cuffs. Before Aaron got in the ambulance with y/n, he gave one last look to Rossi. He nodded, that was that.

Compared to other surgeries, this one was rather short and simple. Either the unsub was undereducated to the human body or Y/n got lucky. No matter, neither y/n nor Aaron could complain. When they finally opened their eyes after surgery, they were met with the view of their boyfriend, holding their hand while taking a nap on it.

"Hey handsome," y/n says groggily, now all they could think about is how badly they needed water.It took Aaron a few minutes to fully realize y/n was awake, when he did the first thing he said was if they needed anything. Hearing his question caused y/n to laugh a little. "Not at the moment. I might send you off in a second on a quest to get me some water though."

"It's good to see you're alright. God, you scared me." He said, concern quickly spreading over his face.

"I know," they place their hand on the side of his face while running their fingers through his hair "have you apologized to Spencer? That was harsh, I get you were scared but that was…. out of place even for you" Y/n replied with a frown.

"I have. I'm sorry baby" 'fuck it' "Y/n, I have a question for you"

Now that scared y/n, as stoic as Aaron might seem, it always seemed to melt around being around them. The stoic Aaron was back now though, acting like he did when y/n first got transferred to the BAU against his will. He fiddled with something in his pocket before continuing. "There's been this thing I've been meaning to talk to you about before I even got this case. I have to ask you." He pauses before kneeling before you. "My dear, beautiful, y/n, will you marry me?"

"Oh Aaron!"

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[madrone33]

I finally listened to Hadestown! 🎉

Starting with the Original Cast Recording, ‘cause might as well do it in release order. Loved it! Groovy music. Snickered. Cried. Wrote down my reaction as I went, so if you're chill with rambled thoughts and observations, here you go lol

(Soz for any typos, I was touch typing most of the time, and I've edited it but probs missed stuff)

Road to Hell (Live)

Oh it’s JAZZY. Huh. Didn't expect that, but I am living.

I like how at the start they’re simulating a train’s chugging.

Those call and response harmonies tho *chef's kiss*

Kinda reminds me of Udad.

Oh that’s Hermes!

“It’s a sad song” he says, while singing the boppiest of bops.

I like that “suitcase full of summertime” line.

“About someone... who tries.” Oho, we’re gettin into it now! *rubs hands together*

Also, I completely get now why Jorge said that first draft of EPIC: The Musical Hermes was like Hadestown.

Livin' It Up on Top (Live)

That’s a smooth transition👌

Persephone’s voice is really cool. Kinda rough texture?

Oh I didn’t realise Persephone and Hades would be having a turbulent relationship in this.

Oooh Orpheus’ voice is smooth.

They’re all so happy huh. Welp, you know there’s gonna be a crash in their future.

Orpheus seems really grateful for Persephone’s... graciousness? When he said that she'll always fill their cups and they'll raise them to her and stuff. Theory: either she’ll have a soft spot for him later, or he’ll feel betrayed and blindsided by the more cold side of her later.

All I've Ever Known (Live)

I don’t know anything about Eurydice, but is this her song?

Ah yeah Orpheus is singing, so it must be.

Oop. Foreshadowing.

Way Down Hadestown (Live)

Hermes is back!

“Bored to death” HA

“Graveyard” wow the puns/metaphors are going hard XD

I can’t tell who’s singing lmao. This is like when I listened to Hamilton for the first time. I’ll need lyrics, or familiarity RIP

The coins as the percussion/tambourine is a nice touch.

Hades’ voice is DEEP.

They haven’t mentioned gods yet, I don’t think? Just the Fates, right? It sounds more like a mining operation metaphor for mythos right now, hmm.

Epic II (Live)

King of diamonds and spades - like the playing card suits, but also like the mining operation.

It’s the La la la la thing from Wolfy’s animatic! Almost. A different rendition - I bet I'll hear that later 👀

Why is it called Epic II? Where’s 1? Am I missing something?

Chant (Live)

Oh they’re doing overlapping meodies!!

Ah wait this is Eurydice now, gotta go back a few seconds to catch that. I keep getting her mixed up with Persephone 😅

Oh now we’ve got Eurydice and Orpheus relationship troubles? Huh, I kinda assumed they’d be the perfect couple till her death.

And a semi callback to her song, nice.

Hay Little Songbird (Live)

DAMN his voice is deep!

Is this Eurydice??

Is- Is Hades seducing her? To work for him of smth? Ummm.

Not the canary!

That shaker sounds like a rattlesnake, and it does not bode well for a little bird.

When the Chips are Down (Live)

Oh hey I was right! It is a metaphorical rattlesnake!

Does she choose to go to the Underworld of her own volition? I thought she like- died.

Gone I'm Gone (Live)

She does??

Ouch. She sounds so resigned.

Is this a metaphor for her starving to death? Oof.

The harmonies!!

Wait for Me (Live)

“Six feet under” oh yep.

“Lay low, stay outta sight” - getting Hamilton's Stay Alive vibes.

“Don’t look back” ah. FORESHADOWING.

Ohhh the River Styx being a high wall is so smart!

“And don’t look no one in the eye” I must be too deep in the Odyssey related fandoms, because I'm seeing puns where there are none lmao

The HARMONIES!

Poor Orpheus, but I mean, he was kinda being a bit… naive? If he didn’t prepare for winter and just went off in his own head to make songs?

Why We Build the Wall (Live)

Free from who?

Enemy? 👀

(Yes, I'm aware I'm being led into asking all the questions he wants me to ask, but in my defence, it's very effective.)

Oh huh. Wasn't expecting it to be poverty, tho maybe I should've.

Him calling them “My children” plus the chanting is uh. Why does this sound like cult propaganda?

His voice sounds like the Ozymandias poem guy.

Also giving Frollo “She ran, I pursued” vocal vibes.

“Behind closed doors” - ominous.

Ha! Ok nice subversion.

Our Lady of the Underground (Live)

Persepone is a drug dealer XD

That’s a strange note on “there’s a crack in the wall”

Oh no, am I supposed to remember all these band member names? *crying*

Way Down Hadestown II (Live)

Bringing back motifs I see.

The pickaxes as percussion is cool.

Oop, Eurydice is getting a bit of a wake up call.

Chant II (Live)

Ooooh does the ‘backdoor’ Hermes meant, mean that Orpheus doesn’t have to ‘die’ to get there? ‘Cause he didn’t sign anything, which is a metaphor for him not actually being dead in the myth, so he can still leave.

“Hungry for the underworld” - the pomegranate?

And now Eurydice and Orpheus are singing half the La la la la tune each as if to each other from across the Underworld!

Ooh I LIKE those slant rhymes! "Young man, you can strum your lyre, I have strung the world in wire."

Oh this is where Orpheus sings his plea!! I know this is a thing because of Udad's Underworld Blues lol.

Epic III (Live)

The harmonies 🥺

Oh! It’s that part from Wolfy's animatic :O

I’m tearing up bro.

Just thinking that Eurydice was so upset with Orpheus for focusing on writing his song about Hades and Persephone, but it's that very song that is giving him a chance to sway Hades' mind. But on the other hand, if he'd focused less on the song, he never would've had to use it, y'know?

Word to the Wise (Live)

Ha the Fates(?) doing Hades’ inner monologue like, yeah bro u screwed yourself.

Uh oh this is probs where Hades comes up with the ultimatum. Wait no don't-

His Kiss the Riot (Live)

Those strings are creepy.

Belladonna? Oh the poisonous flower.

Did he call Orpheus the Jack of Hearts?

That acordian is awesome.

Fuck, I knew it.

He sounds like the guy who does the creepily ominous monologue in Micheal Jackson's Thriller.

Promises (Live)

Oh huh. It’s my theory from the 2nd song but it's Eurydice feeling betrayed that the world isn't always plentiful and not Orpheus?

Those strings are gorgeous!

Oh! A duet!

When the couple actually works out their shit:

“I do” omgggg!

KEEP WALKING. DONT LOOK BACK.

Wait for Me II (Live)

Aww that’s nice. Persephone and Hades are gonna try too!

Oh no not the “wait” like in Hurricane-

Doubt Come In (Live)

Oh noooooo

KEEP GOING. JUST KEEP GOING. SHE’S WITH YOU

OH NOOOO DON’T FALTER

LISTEN TO HER! HOLD ON! KEEP GOING!

... Oh god

Road to Hell II (Live)

NO THERE'S A FUCKING AD

Hermes sounds so sad but resigned. Like, 'Oh well. I knew it would turn out like this, but I'd hoped.' Which like. SAME.

The instruments stripped away so it's only silence and one voice is so good.

I can just imagine Orpheus collapsed shell shocked on stage as Hermes not unkindly pushes him to go on.

That reprise and ending is so fucking good AHHH omg no regrets. Some regrets. Whatever, it was good.

... Time to listen to it again with lyrics :D

And then I'm gonna listen to the Original Broadway Cast Recording!

[brokendoor16]

Okay but for me the most heartbreaking (who am I even kidding, I say this about every part) of good omens is HOW THEY NEVER ASK FOR HELP.

LIKE. They'll literally fucking tell each other everything but the moment they're in danger they immediately clam up and go 'nope I'll just suffer in silence 😇' and if that isn't their ABSOLUTE FUCKING TRAUMA showing then idfk what is- I just see it as them both being so used to being almost expendable?? Like, if they do something heaven or hell don't like, or are too much of a 'burden' for their respective sides to handle, they can literally just be thrown out (which, obviously DID happen to Crowley when he was a little too outspoken for God's liking) so there's just a part of them that's scared that the same logic applies to each other.

Because I absolutely fucking ADORE them, and they are totally working through their issues together and getting better at opening up (in season 1 they barely even admitted to LIKING each other), but what other reason would there be to keep SO MUCH from each other??

FOR EXAMPLE (I'm not listing them all, I'll just get depressed about it) Crowley doesn't tell Aziraphale he's living in his car, he never tells him what actually happened when he vanished from Edinburgh, he never fully talks about falling from heaven, etc. Aziraphale doesn't tell Crowley about being threatened by the other angels, or about that interaction with Shax, or about the way he gets treated by like the whole of heaven, ETC.

So yeah I just think that they're adorable and traumatised and deserve better- HOPEFULLY season 3 will feature some healing and getting better with asking for help (and by 'hopefully', I mean THIS HAD BETTER HAPPEN OR I WILL NEVER MAKE A FULL RECOVERY).

[paradox-n-bedrock]

A Gentlebeard Playlist

Tracklist (and specific lyrics that make me think of these babes):

imagine - Ben Platt Your eyes give life a new meaning / It's like I found the north light / I never knew what I needed / Until I felt your hand holding mine

Remind Me - Emily King You remind me of something / Something that I used to feel myself /Something that I used to feel / Like a heartbeat racing / Like a new beginning

Wicked Game - Chris Isaak The world was on fire and no one could save me but you / Strange what desire will make foolish people do / I never dreamed that I'd love somebody like you

On + Off - Maggie Rogers Take me through this wild time / Stay with me through all of time / I'm drenched in madness, dangled blue / Won't you, won't you? / Take me to that place where you always go

Hungry Eyes - Eric Carmen One look at you and I can't disguise / I've got hungry eyes / I feel the magic between you and I / I wanna hold you so hear me out / I wanna show you what love's all about

Can't Help Falling In Love - Perfume Genius Like the river flows, Surely to the sea / Darling, so it goes / Some things are meant to be / Take my hand, take my whole life too

I'm Your Man - Mitski You believe me like a God / I destroy you like I am / I'm sorry I'm the one you love / No-one will ever love me like you again / So when you leave me, I should die

First Time - Hozier Remember once I told you 'bout / How before I heard it from your mouth / My name would always hit my ears / As such an awful sound

The Stranger - Melissa Ferrick So let me in now / I am ready to move / And here comes fear and resistance from you / And for once I am willing and now what i've got to wait?

I'll Be with You - Pawns or Kings Spend too much of my time alone / wondering about my friends back home / thinking if they are having more fun / without me

Thirsty Dog - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds I'm sorry about all your friends / I hope they'll speak to me again / I said before I'd pay for all the damages / I'm sorry it's just rotten luck / I'm sorry I've forgotten how to fuck / It's just that I think my heart / and soul are kind of famished

10,000 Emerald Pools - BØRNS I'll dive in deeper, deeper for you / Down to the bottom, 10,000 emerald pools / Under water / Time is standing still / You're the treasure

j's lullaby (darlin' i'd wait for you) - Delaney Bailey I'd give you the sun if you asked me / You could have all of the time / You could have the stars and the trees / When dividin' up the universe / You could have mine

To Bring You My Love - PJ Harvey I think my time is near / And I've traveled over / Dry earth and floods / Hell and high water / To bring you my love

Hold You in My Arms - Ray LaMontagne Weapons of war / Symptoms of madness / Don't let your eyes refuse to see / Don't let your ears refuse to hear / Or you ain't never going to shake / This sense of sadness

Grow as We Go - Ben Platt If to change is what you need / You can change right next to me / When you're high, I'll take the lows / You can ebb and I can flow / And we'll take it slow

First Light - Hozier One bright morning goes so easy / Darkness always finds you either way / It creeps into the corners as the moment fades / A voice your body jumps to calling out your name / But after this I'm never gonna be the same / And I am never going back again

[howlingday]

The leader of the Branwen Tribe is Raven Branwen, sister of Qrow Branwen, mother of Yang Branwen, and lover to Taiyang Branwen. Yes, this will all be on the test.

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Shay: Hey, maybe we should ask that new warrior that just popped up in Vale. R... Ru... Reuben?

Vernal: You mean that little girl who almost cried on Atlas TV? What's she gonna do? Cry on the Grimm?

Shay: Ha! Nice one, V!

Vernal: What a loser!

Ruby: (Listens to them all laugh at her, Sniffles)

Yang: Don't worry, Yang. They'll come around eventually.

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Raven: Who are you?

Ruby: I'm Ruby Rose! Daughter of Summer Rose and Taiyang Xiao Long, half-sister to Yang Xiao Long, daughter of Raven Branwen. Yes, this will be on the test.

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Ruby: (Thinking) There he is. Hehe... Little does Tyrian know, he's walking right into my trap. As soon as he tries to lay a hand on me, I'll give that murderer more than he barga-

Qrow: (Screams)

Ruby: Oh, fuck! He's killing Uncle Qrow! Okay, so, that wasn't part of the plan. But we can roll with it.

Ruby: (Eyes closed) Ahem! Oh, look at me! I am asleep and... vulnerable. I wouldn't want Tyrian to come and kill me like what happened to my Uncle Qrow just now! Man, that sure would suck~!

Tyrian: (Thinking) Hehe... Little does that sleeping girl know, I'm gonna do the exact thing she just said. I might have ignored her if she didn't acknowledge how vulnerable and averse to being killed she is. What an idiot~!.

Ruby: (Grabs Tyrian's tail)

Tyrian: NANI?!

Ruby: I meant to think of a clever one-liner to say before ripping your tail off, but I forgot, so... I'm just gonna do it.

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Ruby: (Crashes through the wall)

Salem: Why the hell didn't you just take the stairs?

Ruby: You had a catapult by the moat and the bridge was up and- Oh, forget it!

Ruby: (Slashes Salem, No effect)

Ruby: (Slashes Salem, No effect)

Ruby: (Slashes Salem, No effect)

Ruby: ...Welp, that's the first time I ever failed to penetra-

Salem: (Grabs Ruby, Slams her against the walls)

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Salem: Hey! Keep your hands off that relic! It's an heirloom!

Ruby: Heh... The only heirloom around her is... Uh... Y-Your head is about to be... No...

Ruby: Look, I'm going to cut your head off, but I can't think of a way to tie that into what you just said. So... (Decapitates Salem)

Ruby: Phew... I'm glad to see nobody see me drop the ball with the one-liners again.

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Ruby: So then I grabbed the sword and she was like, "Get your hands off that! It's an heirloom!"

Yang: Ooh! Did you hit back with something cool, like, "Your head will be an heirloom once I lop it off!"

Shay: Hoohoo!

Vernal: Dude, that's good!

Ruby: Uh... Pfft! Yeah! Of course I did!

Ruby: (Turns away) Dammit!

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Raven: I must say, Ruby, you've truly outdone yourself. Killing one of Salem's court is impressive enough, but killing Salem herself?! My dear, you have outdone yourself.

Ruby: Hell yeah, I have! Also, I found this old relic sword thing. But, uh, it used to be a lot bigger and heavier, so it's way more impressive that I brought it back the way it was when it broke.

Raven: You don't say. You know, looking at this damaged relic of an age long passed reminds me of the futility of chasing only one's personal glory. In the end, even the greatest of huntresses are still mere mortals and no amount of fancy armor or weapons, or fame or wealth, will ever change that simple face. Perhaps what truly matters in life is dedicating yourself to others in a kindness so that they may hold you in their hearts long after you... Ruby? Where'd you go?

Crowd: KEGSTAND! KEGSTAND! KEGSTAND!

Ruby: (Doing the kegstanding)

Yang: OH MY GOD, SHE'S THE COOLEST SISTER EVER~!

[winchestersdrive]

!cussing, gay jokes and sibling fights!

At the hospital, Mark was currently getting his heels wrapped. Luckily from his stupidity from jumping off a lamp post. He didn't need to have surgery or get casts. The only thing he had to do was keep his heels wrapped and use crutches. "Now Mark, you will need 6-8 weeks to heal. For the first 3 weeks you will have to use the crutches. After you heal, we will decide if you will need physical therapy or not." The doctor explained. Mark nodded softly as he listened. Great, this is fucking perfect. He thought to himself. He sighed some. He was glad that Anne and Tom were there with him. Anne was worried about her brother. How could he be so stupid to just jump off the pole? Was he really trying to impress Tom that much? God he was such a freak. Tom, on the other hand was glad Mark was going to be alright.

"Alright, now Mark. Do you have anywhere you could possibly stay for the next few weeks? I need to keep an eye on your heel before I take off the braces. But you'll have to still use the crutches." The doctor explained as he looked at the other. Mark looked over at his sister and Tom before looking back at the doctor. "I mean..yeah, it'd just be an half an hour drive from CSU to here. I'd just have to find someone that's willing to take me every week. I'll be there until sometime in July."

"You could stay with me. I have plenty of room. I can take you to your appointments and college too. I'll have to settle it with my parents, but it wouldn't bother me." Tom chimed in with an offer. Maybe it seemed a bit pushy, but honestly it would give both of them an excuse to hangout. Plus what else would he be able to do for most of the summer? This would be a great opportunity for him to get to know the older boy too. He wasn't too sure how his parents would react to it, but fuck what they have to say. He would just have to worry about Kari telling them. She probably wouldn't since her and Tom were pretty close.

Mark thought about it for a moment before nodding. "Sure, why the hell not?" He said with a smile as he looked at the younger male. Tom smiled more, feeling butterflies in his stomach. This was going to be the best summer ever.

Timeskip - June 8th, '92 10:30 AM

Tom and Mark were currently in the kitchen, getting themselves some breakfast. After the past few days, the boys have gotten to know each other better. Kari and Shon have met him and they seem to like him, which made Tom happy. Kari may or may not have a crush on Mark. She'd always blush whenever he was around her. Could you blame her though!? Mark was an attractive guy. Tom's parents were supposed to be coming home today..and they still have no idea Mark is there. This will either end up being a shit show or they'll actually let Mark stay.

Tom was wearing Mark's 'Atticus' shirt that he'd let him borrow and dark grey sweatpants. Meanwhile, Mark was shirtless and in red flannel pants. Tom laughed as he looked over at Mark. "You look so gay with that one nipple piercing" he joked. Mark rolled his eyes playfully. "It's not my fault! What if I only wanted one hmm? And what about you? Why are your ears double pierced? And why do you have your eyebrow pierced?" He joked back, playfully hitting him in the arm.

The younger male laughed a little more. "Because, Mark they look cool! You're just jealous. It's very clear that I'm the cooler one." He said, soon getting an idea. Since they were making pancakes, he put some of the batter on his finger. He then wiped it on Mark's shoulder, laughing a bit. "Man, what the hell!" Mark said before doing the same thing to his friend. He smeared batter on his face as he laughed. He was leaned against the counter since he didn't have his crutches with him. He just trusted Tom with his life when they'd go downstairs. "Damnit, Hoppus! You're lucky you're a paraplegic or I'd chase you around." He warned, getting more batter and smearing it on Mark's chest.

Mark rolled his eyes before carefully getting closer to the taller male. He grabbed some batter, smearing it from Tom's hair, down to his cheek and ending at his neck. This made Tom feel butterflies again. A light pink blush came across his cheeks. He didn't know why he felt that way, but he liked it. Why does he make me feel this way? I've never felt this way before. Tom thought to himself. Mark noticed the blush and smiled a bit more. He thought it was sort of cute. As this was going on, Kari had made her way downstairs. She was wearing a burgundy sweatshirt with her jeans. She saw the two, raising her eyebrow. She then cleared her throat. This caused Mark to jump and almost fall. Luckily, he was caught by Tom. The boys glanced at each other, causing one another to blush.

"Sorry I ruined your guys "gay" moment you were having, but I'm hungry. Is the food almost done? Also..hi, Mark." Kari said, smiling as she looked at her crush. "There's some pancakes done. We need to go get ourselves cleaned off." Tom said, helping Mark back up. He noticed his sister eyeing the older male up and down. "Kari, stop daydreaming about your crush. You're literally going to drool." He joked, chuckling a little. Kari rolled her eyes before she made her way over to get herself some food. "Tom, why can't Mark just stay in my room? Why does he have to stay in yours?" She asked. Tom raised his eyebrow as he looked at her. "Uhmm maybe because you're literally 15 and he's fucking 20. Plus mom and dad would murder you and him if they'd find that out." He said, watching as she turned to look at him. "You're 16 almost 17! What the hell is the difference?!"

"I met him first and he's my friend, plus I am closer to 18 than you are! So end of discussion! Now eat your pancakes and quit bitching at me." He said as she rolled her eyes. "Teenagers" he said, making Mark laugh.

Once the boys were cleaned off and Tom changed his shirt. They began to eat. They sat across from each other as Kari, of course, sat beside Mark. She complimented him on his nipple piercing and his ear piercings. "Mark, you should totally come to homecoming with me this year." She commented, blushing a bit. Tom gave her an unassuming look. "Kari, no."

Mark gave her a reassuring smile shaking his head softly. "I'm sorry, Kari I don't think I can. I'll have to go back to college..well maybe if I still enjoy it." Kari rolled her eyes at her older brother before sighing. "Fine..what are you even going to college for anyway?" She asked. "I might become an English teacher..but we shall see." He spoke before taking a bite of his pancakes. "That's cool I guess" she commented.

Meanwhile Tom grabbed the whipped cream, smirking a bit. He got up, hiding the can behind his back. He walked his way over to his sister as her and Mark chatted. He then sprayed whipped cream into his hand. Quickly, he shoved it in her face, making her gasp and Mark laugh. "TOM!" she said, whipping the cream off her face. Soon, she got up and began to chase Tom around the house. Mark watched, laughing. He enjoyed his time here and he was sure this summer was going to be great.

A/N; I hope you guys enjoyed this chapter!

[perspectivestarters]

Perspective's Sentence Starters; SOUR by Olivia Rodrigo (Part I)

BRUTAL

I want it to be, like, messy.

I'm so insecure.

I think that I'll die before I drink.

I'm so caught up in the news.

I'm so tired that I might quit my job, start a new life.

They'd all be so disappointed.

Who am I if not exploited?

I'm so sick of seventeen.

Where's my fucking teenage dream?

If someone tells me one more time "Enjoy your youth," I'm gonna cry.

I don't stick up for myself.

I'm anxious, and nothing can help.

I wish I'd done this before.

I wish people liked me more.

All I did was try my best.

This the kinda thanks I get?

They say these are the golden years.

I wish I could disappear.

God, it's brutal out here.

I feel like no one wants me.

I hate the way I'm perceived.

I'm a nervous wreck.

I love people I don't like.

I hate every song I write.

I'm not cool.

I'm not smart.

I can't even parallel park.

Just havin' a really good time.

Got a broken ego?

God, I don't even know where to start.

TRAITOR

I played dumb, but I always knew.

I always knew that you talked to her, maybe did even worse.

I kept quiet so I could keep you.

Ain't it funny how you ran to her the second that we called it quits?

Ain't it funny how you said you were friends?

It sure as hell don't look like it

You betrayed me.

I know that you'll never feel sorry.

You talked to her when we were together.

Loved you at your worst, but that didn't matter.

It took you two weeks to go off and date her.

Guess you didn't cheat, but you're still a traitor.

I know if you were true, there's no damn way that you could fall in love with somebody that quickly.

Ain't it funny?

Remember I brought her up and you told me I was paranoid?

I wish that you had thought this through before I went and fell in love with you.

Don't you dare forget about the way you betrayed me.

You gave me your word, but that didn't matter

Yeah, you're still a traitor.

DRIVERS LICENSE

I got my driver's license last week.

Just like we always talked about.

Today, I drove through the suburbs crying 'cause you weren't around

You're probably with that blonde girl who always made me doubt.

She's so much older than me.

She's everything I'm insecure about.

How could I ever love someone else?

I know we weren't perfect, but I've never felt this way for no one.

I just can't imagine how you could be so okay now that I'm gone.

Guess you didn't mean what you wrote in that song about me.

'Cause you said forever, now I drive alone past your street.

All my friends are tired of hearing how much I miss you.

I kinda feel sorry for them.

They'll never know you the way that I do.

I still see your face.

Can't drive past the places we used to go to.

I still fuckin' love you, babe.

I still hear your voice in the traffic.

God, I'm so blue.

1 STEP FORWARD, 3 STEPS BACK

All I did was speak normally

Somehow, I still struck a nerve.

You got me fucked up in the head.

Never doubted myself so much.

Am I pretty?

Am I fun?

I hate that I give you power over that kinda stuff

It's always one step forward and three steps back

I'm the love of your life until I make you mad.

Do you love me, want me, hate me?

I don't understand.

Maybe in some masochistic way, I kind of find it all exciting.

Which lover will I get today?

Will you walk me to the door or send me home crying?

It's back and forth.

Did I say something wrong?

Maybe this is all your fault instead.

I'd leave you, but the rollercoaster's all I've ever had.

DEJA VU

I bet she's braggin' to all her friends, sayin' you're so unique.

So when you gonna tell her that we did that, too?

She thinks it's special, but it's all reused.

That was our place, I found it first.

I made the jokes you tell to her when she's with you.

Do you get déjà vu when she’s with you?

Do you get déjà vu?

Do you call her, almost say my name?

Let's be honest, we kinda do sound the same.

I hate to think that I was just your type.

Now I bet you even tell her how you love her in between the chorus and the verse.

That was the show we talked about.

Played you the songs she's singing now when she's with you.

Don't act like we didn't do that shit, too.

You're tradin' jackets like we used to do

Everything is all reused.

Play her piano, but she doesn't know that I was the one who taught you.

A different girl now, but there's nothing new.

I know you get déjà vu

GOOD 4 U

Well, good for you, I guess you moved on really easily.

You found a new girl and it only took a couple weeks.

Remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world?

I guess that you've been workin' on yourself.

I guess that therapist I found for you, she really helped.

Now you can be a better man for your brand-new girl.

You look happy and healthy.

Not me, if you ever cared to ask

You're doin' great out there without me, baby.

God, I wish that I could do that.

I've lost my mind.

I've spent the night cryin' on the floor of my bathroom.

You're so unaffected, I really don't get it.

I guess you're gettin' everything you want.

You bought a new car and your career's really takin' off.

It's like we never even happened.

Baby, what the fuck is up with that?

It's like you never even met me.

Remember when you swore to god I was the only person who ever got you?

Well, screw that, and screw you

You will never have to hurt the way you know that I do.

Maybe I'm too emotional.

Your apathy's like a wound in salt.

Maybe you never cared at all.

[koreanbibliophilegirl]

(Part 2 of incorrect quotes for my dsmp superpower AU ig)

Also forgot to mention last time, I got half the quotes on this post & ALL of the ones on the post you're currently reading from ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator!

Welp yeah that's all, uhhhhhhh enjoy??

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Punz: Where are you going?

Purpled: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there.

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Tommy: What the f*ck is wrong with you?!

Wilbur: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Tommy: Good morning. What the f*ck is wrong with you?!

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Tommy: Must be hard not being able to laugh.

Techno: I do have a sense of humor you know.

Tommy: I've never heard you laugh before.

Techno: I've never heard you say anything funny.

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Eret: Go to Hell.

Ant, tearing up: I wish I could.

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(A younger Phil and teenage Techno talking)

Phil: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much.

Techno: Oh, you've been?

Phil: Once. In Monopoly.

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Eret: God, give me patience.

Ant: I think you mean 'give me strength'.

Eret: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.

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Skeppy: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Bad: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Skeppy: Absolutely not.

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Eret: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Tina: ?? I think you mean cards?

Foolish: No, she does not.

Eret, pulling out knives: I do not.

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Purpled: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside.

Quackity:

Quackity: Purpled, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front gate entrance path...

Purpled: (Sips coffee from bowl)

-

Wilbur: Am I going too far?

Techno: No, no, no. You went too far about seven years ago. Now you're going to prison.

-

Tommy: You f*ckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife taped to a stick and it’s the ultimate weapon.

Techno, not looking up from his book: Spear.

Tommy: BLOCKED.

-

Wilbur: You're right.

Techno: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

-

Purpled: In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds.

Tommy: FORTY FIVE SECONDS?!?

Purpled: No! Four to five seconds!

Tommy: Too late!!!

-

Techno: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Phil: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

-

Dream: Someone will die.

Sapnap: Of fun!

-

Niki: How many kids do you have?

Phil: Biologically, emotionally, or legally?

-

Hannah: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you.

Sam: 10 times 0 is still 0 though.

Hannah: Joke's on you, I can't do math.

-

Ranboo: Do you take constructive criticism?

Purpled: I only take cash or credit.

-

Wilbur: So that's my plan.

Kristin: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don't want to sound mean.

Wilbur: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.

Kristin: It f*cking sucks.

Wilbur: That's not constructive criticism.

-

Niki: I prevented a murder today.

Puffy: Really? How'd you do that?

Niki: self control.

-

Hannah: Look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I've killed anybody. I'm not an arsonist. I've never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

Sam: Okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

-

Techno: We need a distraction.

Phil: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Clingyduo, whispering: Our time has come.

-

Ranboo: What time is it?

Tommy: I don't know, pass me that saxophone and we’ll find out.

Tommy: (Plays sax loudly and extremely out of tune)

Jack: WHO THE F*CK IS PLAYING THE SAXOPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING?!

Ranboo:

Tommy: It’s 2 A.M.

-

Tubbo: What do you think Eryn and Aimsey will do for a distraction?

Ranboo: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That’s what I would do.

(Building explodes and several car alarms go off)

Ranboo: ... Or they could do that.

-

Hannah, trying to ask Tina out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Connor, hanging upside down from the ceiling: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

-

[Part 1] [Part 3]

[oogaboogaspookyman]

[IT'S A ME]

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[1]

It's been decades since i have seen another mortal soul in front of me

My head had deteriorated alongside with the land, i feel like i died

*ya no wonder you look like a creep don't fuckin' touch Gf she's taken and doesn't accept absolute horrid creatures like you mfer*

[2]

Decades trapped inside this MOTHERFUCKING CONSOLE

Everything around me fell apart just like my brain, Super Mario is now no more

*dayum yeah that be rough but did i ask? Fucker?*

(I HAD DECAYED)

[3]

No turning back now, the damage is done

Let's see if you'd like it if i were to pull you apart too!

*yeah you a bitch fuck off go bother someone else, sonic.exe wannabe I AM GOD head ass bitchass dumbass stupid ass goofyass no bitches having ass*

[4]

I'm gonna have a lotta fun tearing you apart, inch by agonizing inch!

The both of you are gonna be my playthings 'till the very end!

*what did i fuckin' say. EXEs never change, it's all the same damn thing y'know, so cheesy it's even funny man shut up*

[5]

It's-a me, just Super Mario in the flesh!

This old plumber is gonna shove your innards inside a pipe, they'll never find your body before you rot!

*yeah yeah same ol' same ol' bs shut yo ass up you're annoying*

(you're gonna rot inside the pipes, and nobody will ever tell you're GONE)

[6]

It's been decades since i had seen another human being in my now godly presence

My humanity had become naught but a faint memory in the depths of my subconcious

Do you know the feeling of your soul watching your own body rotting and fading away, so powerless?

*don't fuckin' trauma dump on me you bitch fuck you, dipshit*

(ME, I HAVE DIED)

(YET, I CAN BREATHE)

[7]

Kill you

I'll kill you, rip you up into little pieces

Eat your remains, your innards, you're gonna die!

*🖕😐🖕* (AUTHOR'S NOTE: wHEEZE-)

[8]

Decades trapped inside this stupid fucking console, left to ROT

I WATCHED MY OWN BODY DIE WITH MY OWN EYES

*yeah that's definetly traumatic but did i fuckin' ask* (author's note: MAN FUCK OFF)

(YOU'RE GONNA DIE LIKE I HAVE BEFORE)

[9]

LET'S NOT WASTE ANY MORE TIME

I'M ABOUT TO RIP OUT YOUR SPINE

YOUR SOUL WILL BELONG TO ME

YOUR FLESH WILL BE ALL MINE TO EAT

NOW THE BOTH OF YOU WILL BE MY PLAYTHINGS

YOUR FATE WAS SET IN MOTION THE MOMENT YOU LAID YOUR EYES ON THE CARTRIDGE

YOU CANNOT ESCAPE THE HELL YOU'VE UNLEASHED UPON YOURSELF

*oh no the track just became even more of a banger oh nooo this means bad things are gonna happen whatever will i doooooo fuck you*

[10]

NOW, LET'S SET THIS SHIT STRAIGHT, PLAY OUR ONE THRILLING GAME

LET'S PLAY TAG, SEE IF YOU CAN OUTRUN MY KNIFE, LITTLE BLUEBALLS BOY

*okay- out of character here- i love how i'm so like "man shut yo bitchass up i don't want no killer Mario tryna ruin my day fuck you" meanwhile for some reason Bf is canonically afraid for his life and his Gf's safety like- YOU'VE BEEN HERE BEFORE AND YOU SURVIVED BECAUSE THEY WERE FUCKING STUPID AS SHIT MY GUY oh wait good part incoming hol' up*

(GO ON)

(RUN OFF)

(TRY ME)

[11]

GO AHEAD AND TRY, RUN FROM ME AND DELAY THE INEVITABLE, SEE IF IT DOES YOU ANY GOOD, KEEP YOUR SOUL AWAY FROM ME

[12]

THE FLAMES OF MY HELLHOLE WILL SWALLOW YOU WHOLE BEFORE YOU EVEN SET FOOT IN YOUR MORTAL REALM

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK WITH THE WRONG FORCES OUTSIDE OF YOUR CONTROL

NOW YOU WILL PAY

*OOOHHHH*

*oh yo this is actually awesome hold ON YO*

*YOOOOO*

(IT'S-A ME, JUST SUPER MARIO, ABOUT TO SHOW YOU THE CONSEQUENCES OF YOUR ACTIONS)

[WE'RE GONNA HAVE SO MUCH FUN]

[JUST ME AND YOU]

[mischief-lies-and-stories]

Reacting to Contemporary Comics (Without Context) 9/?

I think this ends roughly where AoA ends, but the publication years don't match up so I could be wrong

Spoilers for Asgardians 4-10 and possibly any comics I tend to reference

"What becomes of a soul?" What does that mean, Loki?

I thought y'all were exes?!

I think Planet Terry and Thunderstrike should make-out sloppy style

I want an entire duo arc of Throg and Yondu

It's Him. The Little Lion Man.

WHY IS IT ALWAYS FUCKING EGO??!!

well easy come, easy go with the gays. Not every comic can be written by Ewing, I guess.

He's in a TREE. AGAIN!

I am literally fucking sobbing. What the hell. The last thing he wanted to hear in "life" was his sister calling him Brother? Fuck me up

He's not even the real Loki! And I'm still gonna need approximately 5-7 business days to recover from this page

Well they're going to earth (I think), so maybe they'll run into the real Loki, but I think our boi might be undergoing Confession in the Void right now.

I'm like 90% sure this takes place concurrently with AoA, even though the copyright is a lot later

Heimdall continues to be a force unto himself I see

There's a GOTH BIFROST?! Dude!

The two genders: gay bifrost and goth bifrost

WHY DOES THE BRIDGE KEEP BREAKING?!

Heimdall's putting the fucking bifrost back together like it's a 10,000 piece jigsaw puzzle. Hey, Heimdall, doing the edges first doesn't help with shit. Just put it together however you can.

Dude Annabelle telling Heimdall to shut up is amazing

hell yeah everybody's gay in this comic too! Who wrote this, Ewing?

THORI, GOOD-- wait, no, don't eat Throg, BAD DOG

Is...is it because the boi is ego dead?

Okay I just checked my comic inventory and uhh... War of the Realms Omega is in The God Who Fell to Earth, not AoA. Which makes more sense chronologically, but now I'm confused

SKURGE HAS A GUN. THE PUNISHER HAS COMIC-CANONICALLY INTRODUCED SKURGE TO AN AUTOMATIC WEAPON! I AM LIVING I AM THRIVING

The panel of all the dead frogs when Throg lands in Central Park is devastating. I might cry again.

This comic did not need to go so hard on the mental anguish of a frog spoof of a superhero created as a joke but oh my god I guess I'm crying about the charred remains of dead fictional amphibians today

VALKYRIE'S DEAD???

Valhalla seems kinda empty. I know Naglfar and everything, but there's like nobody here

So I think that's the end of the Asgardians of the Galaxy run. I'll have to check. I mean, they abandoned Throg (essentially), Angela's in a different realm entirely, two are dead, Kid Loki no longer exists. This sure as hell feels like an ending to me.

[andtheny]

DPxDC Family Week

Bruce was minding his own business when he felt a chill.

He was just walking down the sidewalk with his hands in his pockets, but the random cold front had him looking up.

There was a kid walking down the sidewalk in the opposite direction. Like Bruce, he had his head down as he walked. He was shivering, wearing an over-sized hoodie, and... it looked like his face was bruised up.

Shit! Bruce thought. Is this a run away orphan?!

"Whoa," Bruce said. "Hold up!"

The kid looked up with wide eyes, then vanished!

"Whoa!" Bruce said. "What the hell?!"

"Sorry!" a kid's voice said, from the empty air. "Um, bye!"

"Wait!" Bruce said.

But... no one was there.

I'm going insane! Bruce thought. I'm talking to myself and hallucinating!

"Are you still here?" Bruce demanded. "Are you an orphan?!"

"No!" a kid's voice said. "I have parents!"

"An auditory hallucination!" Bruce said. "Holy shit, I've gone insane!"

"No!" the voice said. "You aren't insane!"

"Fuck you, voice!" Bruce said. "I obviously am!"

The kid reappeared right in front of Bruce and Bruce flinched backwards, falling and landing on his butt.

"Oh no!" the kid said. "I'm so sorry, sir!"

"Huh?" Bruce said.

"I didn't mean to scare you!"

"Wh-what?" Bruce said.

"You aren't hallucinating!" the kid said. "I'm dead! I'm a ghost! You aren't insane!"

"Holy shit," Bruce said. "I need to send myself to the Arkham Asylum."

"Don't do that!" the kid said, looking panicked. "That place is for crazy murderers!"

"That's why I belong there!" Bruce said. "I'm a crazy murderer!"

"What?!" the kid said, looking terrified.

"I'm always murdering murderers!" Bruce said.

"Oh shit!" the kid said. "Me too! Except they're already dead!"

"What?" Bruce said.

"I kill them over and over again but they keep coming back because they're ghosts!" the kid said. "Um, I decided to be a super hero!"

"Oh my GOD!" Bruce said. "You're definitely a hallucination!"

"No I'm not!" the kid said, pouting. "You have to believe me!"

"Are you an orphan too?" Bruce demanded. "Are you... like... a manifestation of my childhood self?"

"Fuck," the kid said. "You're just like my sister!"

Thank Christ! Bruce thought. He has a sister!

"Oh!" Bruce said. "You're real?"

"Yes!" the kid said. "I'm super real! That's what I've been saying!"

"Then what the hell do you think you're doing out here in the city by yourself?" Bruce said. "Where the fuck are your parents?"

The kid looked nervous. "Um... my parents... uh... they hunt ghosts."

"Huh?" Bruce said.

"They don't know I'm a ghost," the kid said. "So... I have to be really careful, um, because if they find out I'm a ghost they'll hunt me?"

"Oh no!" Bruce said. "I'll adopt you!"

"Huh?" the kid said.

"C'mon," Bruce said. "Let's go talk to Alfred."

"Who?" the kid said.

"My butler," Bruce said. "He'll know what to do."

"You have a butler?!" the kid said, laughing.

"Ugh," Bruce said. "Just come with me! It isn't safe for a teenager to be out in the city without parents!"

"Um, you're not wrong," the kid said. "But what if you're a pedophile or something?"

"Fuck you!" Bruce said. "I'm not a pedophile!"

The kid was laughing.

He's laughing at me?! Bruce thought. What a little brat!

"Sorry," the kid said. "Uh... my name is Danny."

"Uh... hi," Bruce said. "My name is Bruce."

"Nice to meet you," Danny said, smiling shyly. "I can't go with you, but... like... nice to meet you."

"Oh," Bruce said. "Uh... you know what? That's fair."

"Thanks," Danny said. "You be careful okay? Please don't send yourself to a psychiatric ward. Those places are NOT helpful. To anyone."

"Ugh," Bruce said. "I know."

"Cool," Danny said. "Cause... like... um, please don't be offended."

"Huh?" Bruce said.

"Look," Danny said. "Psychiatry is a baby science."

"It is?" Bruce said, frowning. "Uh... hasn't it been around for hundreds of years or something?"

"Technically yes," Danny said. "But... like... the other sciences have been around for THOUSANDS of years."

"Huh," Bruce said.

"Obviously the therapists are doing their best," Danny said. "Um... but they are very stupid and bad at their jobs."

"Holy shit," Bruce said. "Are you a little genius or something?"

"Huh?" Danny said. "No. My sister is a genius, not me."

"Oh," Bruce said. "Okay?"

"Anyway," Danny said. "Um... please don't talk to any therapists!"

"Huh?" Bruce said.

"You're... uh.... you are.... shit, I'm just going to say it."

Bruce scowled and said, "Say what?"

"You're an emotionally vulnerable man!" Danny said. "Those therapists would eat you alive!"

Then, blushing, the kid vanished again.

"What?!" Bruce said. "Fuck you! No I'm not!"

"Yes you are!" Danny's voice said.

The kid was invisible, but still here!

"What the fuck!" Bruce said. "Are you actually dead?!"

"Yes I am!" Danny said. "I'm going to fly away, sir!"

"What?!"

But Danny didn't respond.

"Did you actually fly away or are you fucking with me?!" Bruce shouted.

But the voice was gone. The boy was gone.

"What the fuck," Bruce said. "I've gone insane!"

"You okay?" a random drunk woman said. "Need help, baby?"

"Fuck off!" Bruce said. "I don't need help from anyone!"

"Don't be like that," she cooed. "I can show you a good time."

"Ugh," Bruce said. "Fuck off."

Then he walked away and went back to minding his own business.