#on toilet

[pangur-and-grim]

he saw his reflection for the first time

[filiseverus]

The Barbie movie reminded me about how when I was little my parents were upset that I kept making my Barbie dolls kiss, so they bought me a Ken doll. The next day they found me having a funeral for poor Ken in the garden, he had died of tuberculosis. All the Barbies were in attendance and I buried him under our rose bush. The Barbies were too poor to afford a headstone (it was 1875) so I didn’t mark where the grave was and I never could find him again. He’s probably still there.

[christadeguchi]

meanwhile notes put up by the guy hired by my dad to help with foreign guests at his little ryokan in rural japan (“my english is not perfect,” said the guy earnestly. “but i think i can always get the meaning across.” “great,” said my dad. “that’s all that matters.”):

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

[animentality]

[moniquill]

You folks know that there is nothing inherently dangerous about penises, right? They don't emit radiation or anything. You will not be harmed by being in the same room as a penis.

[prokopetz]

Skibidi Toilet doesn't confuse me because like 80% of the artists I was following on Tumblr in the mid 2010s were super into objectheads, so a machinima series about an interstellar war between objectheads and the ideological opposite of objectheads is normal to me.

[pebblethief]

This is Irk, a baby tortle bard off on his first adventure!

He's very excited and optimistic and he inspires people by drawing them little pictures

his plushie is called Gim

[mildmayfoxe]

genuinely wish i could

[emphistic]

Biker!Sukuna is the type of guy to mourn the loss of his first true love, his precious baby, his prized possession, his pride and joy: his motorcycle. Why? Because he sold it in order to buy a family sized car. Why? Because he accidentally knocked you the fuck up and you decided to keep the baby; that's why. But also because a baby car seat wouldn't fit on his motorcycle.

And you best believe he weeped real Jesus Tears™ when you attempted to make a joke, saying,

"I think it's a bad time to tell you I only dated you for your cool motorcycle."

[womencharmingpix]

[zglib]

Some of the cast members of guess the build, as portrayed and built by the cast members of guess the build

[laikabu]

[viktheviking1]

The reason why Go Piss Girl isn't an option, is because I had genuinely never heard of it until all of y'all let me know.

Reblog for more people to give their answers!

[goodoldfisticuffs]

Just learned about "Pittsburgh toilets" and this one result is killing me

[sweeneydino]

Mind meld.