#one's classically beautiful

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

I love Mircalla just for the sheer hilarity that is seeing a bunch of Blood angels only to find that with the Angel's daughter there's a fucking Night Lord and the night lord is perched on her lap with a dumbass smile on her face.

like that is both horrifying and adorable. Of course that's as a serf. In public they do be a little more restrained. Sort of. They have been caught kissing in hallways. Usually you can't tell because of Lilth's wings but rest assured if she's trying to hide something with her wings, it's most likely Mircalla who has no qualms at all about being with her girl friend openly even if it's borderline scandalous.

[verticalplane]

WAITTT....if you're still doing doodle requests I'd love to see Barbara 💖

okay Quite a bit of pressure to draw the most beautiful woman I've ever seen in my entire life but here is Barbara!!

babs if youre out there id just like to apologise for breathing the same air as you

[oldbutchdanielcraig]

have you ever seen two people more married in your entire life. please

[marzipanandminutiae]

guys I'm dying

so apparently the censors were concerned with Dracula's Daughter being just too damn gay in 1936, so they made these changes to a scene where a young woman named Lili is lured to Countess Zaleska's lair to "model for her":

The present suggestion that ... Lili poses in the nude will be changed. She will be posing her neck and shoulders, and there will be no suggestion that she undresses, and there will be no exposure of her person. It was also stated that the present incomplete sequence will be followed by a scene in which Lili is taken to a hospital and there it will be definitely established that she has been attacked by a vampire. The whole sequence will be treated in such a way as to avoid any suggestion of perverse sexual desire on the part of Marya or of an attempted sexual attack by her upon Lili.

when I tell you that having Lili "only" take off her blouse and drop her bra straps is not presented ANY less homosexually than if she had posed nude

I mean like

this is a screenshot of the scene:

Zaleska is Gazing at her the whole time, clearly hungering for more than just her blood. the whole thing is just very very very gay and apparently even the reviewers at the time took notice, with one commenting that the countess was "giving the eye to sweet young girls"

later she's shown slowly, tenderly leaning over the body of a beautiful unconscious woman, fully as if she's about to kiss her

I mean the censors had to have been crying and throwing up at that point, because nothing they did stopped the Lesbian from shining through

[ivyithink]

[thedeadpoetshadow]

And I'm loving you even in your absence

[flatoutin-eaurouge]

1993

[hernepenthenotes]

It is love from which we never recover.

[jessmalia]

Mal's Avatar: The Last Airbender rewatch: Sozin's Comet, Part 4: Avatar Aang 3.21

[merchantphoto]

our upscaled and enhanced photo of actress Loretta Swit, who played Margaret Houlihan on M*A*S*H

[idontmindifuforgetme]

Just a girl who wants to be her mother’s daughter in the ways that matter

[vintage-tigre]

The vibe I bring to a party (of one)

[shouyuus]

idk i think its pretty cool that a lot of x reader fan/smut on tumblr (not all of it) is for the most part, can act as a reclaiming of pleasure for minorities (women, poc, lgbtqia+) in a world that largely creates literature and media that overtly fetishes us. like, we're imagining these "silly" lil licentious scenarios about fictional characters for funsies, yes, but also how cool is it that like, we're allowed to an even encouraged to express these desires that clearly also resonate with hundreds and sometimes thousands of other people, in a space that's not at all catered to the stereotypical "white male gaze"?

idk ppl can say what they want about x reader being cringe or whatever but just rmbr that dante alighieri wrote self-insert fanfic about his favorite writer leading him thru hell where he gets to then go and meet all his other favs, and then he gets to heaven where the girl he fell in love with (bc he met her literally only twice) was there to welcome him with open arms. like. yeah.

[flatoutin-eaurouge]

Mika Häkkinen, ca. 1992

[ferrarisbabygirl]

ayrton senna having this insane legend aura around him is sometimes hilarious to me because dude. this guy was running around pranking his friends by putting locks in their jeans before they tried to go through airport security. only to get pranked back by his other friend by walking into his room and finding an insane amount of frogs. he was terrorising a soon to be senior citizen on track with whom he had a weird and obsessive rivalry. that man was NOT your super serious alpha male bro, get real!

[spicylove4ever]

I re-read the fanfic of Love Is Never Ugly (by @fantasyandromancelover ) recently so I made this.

You will find the moment of the Beauty and the Beast re-telling here, where Charlotte sees Alastor directly for the first time, and man it couldn't have been a worse moment...