#only one more to go

[ohrackham]

Husband and wife business, you know.

Nadja and Laszlo in What We Do in the Shadows: The Railroad

[myriadebleue]

yet some more tgcf text posts

[umilily]

PASSED MY EXAM (barely) LET'S GOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[season-77]

I received a Christmas card from my British friend today, and I could hardly hold back my laughter because this year, that song has a completely different association for me.

[practicecourts]

Head Over Handlebars For You - Chapter 32

The Lying Ex, The Wicked Sister and the Waltz

shout out to @abihastastybeans & @joyseuphoria for being lovely! Thanks for everything 😘

Next and FINAL chapter coming 31 October / 1 November to AO3 And now, without further ado, it's time for Petunia to get married!

Petunia

A tall figure, shoulders pulled back, head high, dressed in a refined white dress, sparkling in the sharp light, stared back at her intensely. She bent a little closer to inspect the face in front of her, the face of a bride. She smiled at her perfectly painted pink lips, took in the soft mother-of-pearl-sheen reflection in the mirror and sighed contentedly.

She felt no jittery nerves, she never once doubted this might not be the right decision, let alone the right person.

Vernon was perfect, as was she.

She looked at her phone, it was almost time.

Time to walk down the aisle.

Time to get married.

Time for payback. Continue on AO3 or start at the beginning

Spotify Playlist

[figfull]

2nd of three polls

[rosemilkshakes]

thinking about swiftgron today. like i really just stumbled onto a blog in 2020 and dedicated my life to it, huh. anyways i really need that shit about the football player to not be true because the taylor i know is a loyal eagles fan who would 🙅‍♀️never🙅‍♀️ date a chief.

just googled it, he laughed off the question. dianna did that too. im having a moment rn

[jihyped]

finally back! ♥

[chloesimaginationthings]

The ending of FNAF sister location

[archerdepartures116]

Ill post this au( inspired by tweet above) i started on my twt on Tumblr too

First part

more comic panels below

Second part

Third part

Fourth part

Shenanigans side extra

this is currently an ongoing series, if this does well here, I will continue posting these in bulk (～￣▽￣)～

feel free to ask me ab this au and give your suggestions!

[egophiliac]

GET LOVED, IDIOT

GET LOVED SO HARD YOUR KIDS HOLD HANDS AND POWER-OF-LOVE YOU BACK TO LIFE

sorry guys, this is just my brain now. this is going to be the only thing I think about for the next week at least.

oh and also this

FIVE YEARS IN AND IT'S FINALLY CANON 🎉🎉🎉

WE DID IT

[deadpoolsmom]

as far as one piece antagonists go Crocodile truly gets absolutely scooby-doo’d at unmatched levels

He immediately falls for a phone scam and from basically little garden to rainbase he doesn’t even know the strawhats are alive (and clowning towards him at incredible speed). As soon as he does, they’re in his house tearing at his walls and bringing marines into his villain lair.

He uses a literal floor trap door over a gator pit to catch them, gets phone scammed again, full scooby-doo chase scenes after Chopper through the streets while still missing him, and suddenly his prisoners have escaped his impossible cage, and his giant bananagators are dead. and Nico Robin saw it all happen.

He then spends rest of the arc complaining about those meddling kids and their dog “strawhat pirates and their weird pet” and at no point does he even know how many strawhats there are.

Like yeah he keeps having plans on top of plans to stop everything Vivi can do but also she keeps coming up with a new thing to do (Tom and Jerry ass dynamic).

Part of it is that he’s underestimating them and keeps grandstanding villain monologuing but also teens keep killing hundreds of his grand line bounty hunters and he straight up does not know what is happening.

Cause he IS trying to kill them he’s sending top assassins after them and ripping out luffy’s organs, the whole time he’s yelling HOW ARE YOU ALIVE?? DIE. as whack-a-mole Luffy keeps inventing new ways to hit him.

[exotic-quintet]

‧₊˚✧ OC introduction p.4 ✧˚₊‧

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name: andrew orion graves

nicknames: andy, dy

age: 17

sexuality: pan

pronouns: he/him

gender: male

height: 5'3

personality: grumpy, sarcastic, rebellious, perfectionist, overall bad

fav color: black

hair color: black

eye color: blue

style: metalhead core

fav food: popcorn

nationality/ethnicity: german-american

love interest: honestly should never have anyone

job: failing musician, bassist in a band

hobbies: playing instruments, listening to music, baking, failure, being evil

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[somewhereincairparavel]

percy had an 'im a big three son' moment when he choked a goddess with her own saliva (controlling a fluid that was INSIDE her body) annabeth was terrified.

nico had an 'im a big three son' moment when he disembodied bryce lawrence (quite literally dissipating and shrinking his LIVING soul into a spirit) and threw him to the underworld, smashing his zombie warriors. reyna was terrified.

yet we were robbed of jason's 'im a big three son' moment where he sucks the air out of someone's lungs and makes them stop breathing, or damaging a person's nervous system with his lightning control, and literally cause internal bleeding, or a damaged/fried skull if he electrocuted hard enough (look up the effects of lightning damage on body y'all will get a whole list, tbh he doesn't even need lightning to do any of this, air control is more than enough since air takes charge of everything going inside the body, but this is just an added effect.) he could give people STROKES if he wanted to. he's the literal definition of burnt out kid who was suppressed from discovering the magnitude of his abilities, because one, his dad's ego wouldn't be able to handle it, two, because he, for some reason, can't be allowed to do anything other than get knocked out :/

also adding on, hardcore pjo fans know that after the ending page of boo, there's this fan story that rick chose to publish in the last few pages of the book where a fan reimagines the ending of hoo, in that work, annabeth collapses from an attack and percy sobs clutching her body. jason calmly asks him to step aside, and kneels before annabeth, jason regulates her breathing using his wind/lightning powers and brings annabeth back fully from her cardiac arrest, causing percy to be relieved. (I wanted to link the pics of the pages here so bad but I didn't have the hard copy of the book with me, and this isn't available anywhere online either, only in the original covers of boo uk and us version, so I edited this post and asked people to reblog this post w the pics if they have the hardcopy, and a kind blogger found the story I'm talking about and reblogged the pictures of the pages, you can check my reblogs of this post for the pictures of the almost all the pages after this scene) considering rick approved and even liked the fan's work well enough to publish it in the official boo book, I'd say rick was aware and never completely ruled out expanding jason's abilities and had them in mind, he simply didn't incorporate it into the books. (also W fan for giving jason the rep he deserves, I will always remember you, you saw the VISION before any of us did, the story was very well written, with great dialogue.)

[spitblaze]

I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

[lamina-tsrif]

you’ve changed (for the better)

for @where-does-the-heart-lie ‘s fighting game au I love ur designs I love them dearly