#ooc / queue.

[daydreamerwonderkid]

I know WFA is too OOC for some people, but I need that shit right now.

I do love seeing the Batfam beating the shit out of each other. I like how messy their relationships are and I have always loved flawed characters.

But idk, man, Batman #138 just really crossed a line for me and I need a reminder that there are other depictions of Bruce that aren't so fucking heinous.

I'll take this shit:

Over this shit:

Any. Fucking. Day.

[ooctlt]

Gideon, if you think it's your duty to fight Harrow and it's necessary to stop her , why don't you just deliver the final blow?

If you wanted her to stop, you'd ask Cam's help or something. If you wanted to really hurt her, you'd go all out. Instead, you two seem to be having the weirdest kind of sex, where she is poking at you with sharp edges, begging you to kill her and end it all, and you're begging her to stay and touch you, no matter how.

[twistedappletree]

[g0nta-g0kuhara]

I realized two nights ago that I don't think ive ever heard Gonta swear. So. So

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

Ink why would you hurt the bad sans like that?? What happened to your kind, caring soul? Oh wait that's right.... you don't have one, and you never will.

Blue: — Ink: pfft, damn, ok… Blue: NO! THAT IS NOT AN OKAY THING TO SAY TO ANYBODY! I UNDERSTAND YOU ARE UPSET, BUT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT INK FREQUENTLY USES HIGH AMOUNTS OF FORCE TO COMPENSATE FOR HIS INABILITY TO DEAL DAMAGE! THIS IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENS, AND AS FIGHTING NIGHTMARE'S GANG IS A COMMON OCCURANCE, THEM SUSTAINING BAD INJURIES IS BOUND TO HAPPEN! Blue: (I WILL NOT SIT BY, IDLE, AS YOU INSULT MY FRIENDS) Blue: . . . Ink: . . . (awkward silence)

[bakubunny]

f!reader | kaoru’s pace was slow, measured. precise. moans cascaded through the room with every thrust of his hips into yours. legs wrapped around his waist, you had one hand tangled in his hair while the other ran over his back. his arms were wrapped around you in an embrace, one large hand gently massaging the back of your neck. soft kisses traced from your ear to your collar bone, unhurried and full of care. his lips moved back upward and along your jaw. he met you with a tender kiss.

you gripped kaoru a little tighter and fluttered around his thick cock as his tongue invaded and slid over yours, eliciting a groan from him. shockwaves of pleasure radiated from your core when his pace increased slightly, just enough for him to fuck you harder, deeper, the sound of skin on skin adding to the rush of heat in your body. you moaned into his mouth. he broke the kiss and returned to the crook of your neck, tracing it with the same head spinning tenderness as before.

your breath grew heavier as you moaned his name, a sound he’d never tire of, his hot breath fanning over your skin.

“fuck, you make the prettiest sounds. my sweet songbird.” kaoru moved a hand down to your ass and pulled you into him a little with each stroke.

the flurry of sensation caused by the added pressure made you gasp and keen as your fingers dug into the lean muscle of his back and tightened your grip on his hair. kaoru laid his full weight on you and moved his hand from your neck to match the other. he relished the way you trembled in his arms and cried out when he started again, moaning low into your ear as your nails dragged across his shoulder. every thought left your head long ago, now turning fuzzier by the second under the heft and size of the man fucking into your messy cunt as your vision blurred.

“daddyyy-ngh, feels so fuc- so fucking good, please don’t stop,” you slurred.

kaoru scoffed, but you come hear the playfulness in his tone. “you forget who’s fucking you?”

“huh? no?… shit, ‘m sorry.” you buried your face in his shoulder. “‘m s-sorry, i won’t - i just - i love you and-”

“shhh, it’s okay, darling,” he said softly. kaoru fucked a deep, tender spot in your cunt that forced you to bite back a whine. “let me hear it again.”

@neon-gothicc @dcsiremc @thenamesmiz @i-literally-cant-with-this

[piningpercussionist]

*falls down 20 flights of stairs and ends up at your feet, pathetically looking up*

Hey gril. Hopital

... You're so damn lucky we have decent healthcare here...

(ooc: sorry, your ask was extremely Roxie coded to me.)

[askblumedic]

BOOM! REVERSE WEREWOLF!!

You are now a wolf until the next full moon!! (or for the next 5 or so asks, up to the mod)

[burnt-cookii]

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[tvlandofficial]

hey whaddya know! it's the tennaversary!

[facsimila]

hello my little sunshines ! it is with utmost Lula you're already slow as hell anyway that i must make the executive decision to say over the next few weeks i will be ... ! even slower. i'll be sending asks and posting this, that and the other thing. but i have a LOT on my plate irl right now. my commissions are closed but they are filled which means i have to do those, as well as starting proper driving courses, as well as my work hours increasing in spring / summer. please be patient with my ( already fickle ^^; ) social battery and activity ! i'll likely do some ask calls and horde them for when i get free time. just a fair warning. :"] thank you for stickin' around.

[shenweilaoshi]

Low key love him

[iwozlegit]

|| 🍍• I love how Megatron in Transformers: Prime acts as if he’s constantly surrounded by idiots, and yet he’s the complete normal one who had to ingest literal ‘spooky wooky space crack’ to see Optimus Prime for the first time in three years…

[ahollowgrave]

My queue is nearly full again (almost 1k posts!) so I've up'd the post rate and I also might step back for a few days as well!

[thebad-lydrawn-sanses]

  On-Sheet Notes

Ink remembers when Killer didn't permanently have/steal one of his vials and he's very salty about it

memory is based on posts, on-screen info, or whatever's most convenient

thick soft cape (can be used as a blanket)

fractures/cracks everywhere instead of tattoos

physical attacks can separate a portion of Ink from himself, the smaller half stops being solid

Ink: if i'm one of your favourites and you redesigned me to enjoy drawing me more are you gonna angst me

Creator: no

Creator: maybe

Creator: i haven't decided yet

Ink:

[berglietz]

Seasons Greasons: A Meta Analysis based on Caspar's Culinary Palate + Return Gift For Shez's Whistle

AKA: no one should ever 'jokingly' challenge me to write a meta to my irl face. take these 1k words now

THE BACKSTORY:

May 6th, Baltimore Inner Harbor. It was a lovely day—by which I mean the sky was grey and gloomy and decided to start spitting a fine mist down from the clouds as soon as Lucius and I stepped out of the light rail and started our trek toward our destination. Our destination being a birthday celebration for Erica, which obviously made the day lovely regardless of the weather. At this point we had already gotten past the 'hello's and reciprocal 'oh god you really are shorter than i remember's, and had settled into our table at the cafe. Inevitably, the conversation quickly turned to Fire Emblem. We are who we are.

Playthroughs of Warriors: Three Hopes entered the scene, and then discussions of the Merc Whistle mechanic. "I haven't given mine away yet." I said. "Don't they give you a return gift that you can wear as an accessory to use their special ability?"

I pulled out my phone. I learned that Caspar's return gift to Shez was called Seasoning Set. Across the table, past the strangely shaped flasks of hot water and growing number of drained shirley temple glasses, N "Njamin" Von TOAmod smiled at me and said "I expect a meta post about Caspar's seasoning set on the dash by [due date]*" *I do not remember the exact phrasing, nor the initial due date. I am going to say it was 'next month', that way I don't get any of my extremely real roleplayer points docked for tardiness.

And thus, I was committed to the bit. Straight up married to it. Welcome to the wedding. The reception is catered, obviously, and we'll be serving—

Well. I'm getting to that.

THE SEASONING SET

(This is a crunchy screenshot that I cropped myself from my own Switch. Forgive me)

The details of note to me are:

Clarifying that you have matched your bestie/S-support equivalent's sentimental gift with something you "don't need" is so rude LMFAO. I'm glad he is keeping up the same behavior from his story about a girl trying to ask him out to the Goddess Tower in Three Houses where he seems to totally misread a situation and make an ass of himself by dismissing the person/not matching their energy. Really beautiful stuff.

Multiple spices, you say? Looks like I have to come up with more than one. It's not just salt in there.

CASPAR'S COOKING SKILLS

They are bad. He has a big red downward-facing arrow next to his face in the list of candidates for cooking together in Three Houses. If you choose to let him cook anyway, he tells you his pitfalls himself:

"All right! Leave it to me! I'll fry it, grill it, and try not to burn it!" / "Sorry for making you do all the work, Professor. I mess up the ingredients every time!"

With this info, I am taking the text saying "he forgets to use spices" very literally. The impression I get is he gets so overwhelmed by multi-step cooking processes that he loses track of ingredients. He does like some spices in his food and drink, though, so I will presume that the spices in his seasoning set are ones that he would enjoy putting in his food if he ever remembered to toss them in.

THE FAVORED FLAVORS

The easiest spice choice comes directly from his favorite type of tea.

Ginger Tea: "The sharp spiciness of ginger laces the body of this tea, unforgettable and brightening."

Bam. Right there. We can put ginger on the list. For the rest, I'll take a look at the dining hall dishes he likes that fall under the Spicy category.

Sauteed Jerky: "Jerky aged in the monastery and sautéed for a delightfully salty flavor. A perfect snack to go with your favorite drink."

The description doesn't give me any seasoning beyond salt, but according to the resources on serenesforest this dish is counted as a spicy one! When I think of spicy jerky (and look up a few recipes to confirm my memories) I think of a peppery sort of sensation on the tongue—black pepper and cayenne (or other hot peppers).

Sauteed Pheasant and Eggs: "Thin slices of bird meat and shredded cabbage, mixed with scrambled eggs and sautéed with spices. Invention of a certain noble."

This one gave me no hints as to what types of spices. RIP. I relied much more heavily on googling for this one, and settled on interpreting this dish as a take on anda bhurji, maybe?? (literally 'scrambled egg'. it's an Indian scrambled egg dish). Online recipes for this one gave me spices such as turmeric, coriander, red chili, and ginger.

THE SEASONING LIST

Just to have it all in one place, here's all the hypothetical seasonings I've thrown out all put together:

Salt

Black Pepper

Ginger (mentioned x2!!)

Cayenne/Red Chili (or whatever Fodlan equivalent capsacin-haver there might be)

Turmeric

Coriander

Go forth, Shez. Make a delicious spicy scrambled egg dish. Perhaps you can share it with friends for brunch. That'd be a beautiful way to bring things full circle, don't you think?

BONUS: MY BOY HATES FISH

I just think it's so fucking funny that he hates every seafood dish. Look at this list of foods he hates.

Grilled Herring, Fish and Bean Soup, Small Fish Skewers, Spicy Fish and Turnip Stew, Onion Gratin Soup, Sweet and Salty Whitefish Sauté, Fruit and Herring Tart, Cheesy Verona Stew, Fish Sandwich, Super-Spicy Fish Dango, Pickled Seafood and Vegetables, Two-Fish Sauté, Gautier Cheese Gratin, Cabbage and Herring Stew, Bourgeois Pike, Fried Crayfish

Only three out of this list don't have something referencing fish/seafood right in the name, and two out of those three do have fish in the ingredients if you go looking:

Onion Gratin Soup: "Onions stewed with white trout and baked with a layer of cheese on top. Will warm you up from the inside out." Cheesy Verona Stew: "A rich dish consisting of verona and sautéed Teutates loach. These ingredients are boiled and served with two kinds of melted cheese."

Maybe there is something he dislikes about gratin, though, since he dislikes Gautier Cheese Gratin as well. A texture problem, perhaps? Either way, it doesn't feel as prominent a dislike as his thing with fish—the guy also hates the Fishing Float gift. Caspar is a certified fish hater. This makes his participation in the fishing tournament even funnier to me: he will straight up make an exception for his seeming disdain for fishing if it's turned into a competition he can try to win. Definitely no way he was eating his catch though. Maybe he fed it to his cat friend from his supports with Ashe, lmfao

Anyhow, I'll leave off with this silly indulgent little meta here. Thanks for playing along! ilu toa ❤