#oohh i’m so scared

[agir1ukn0w]

Thats how we know you are not kanthony, never posted before and suddenly you are the fandom police. Crawl back in that polin hole and leave kanthonies alone

I don’t have to explain myself to you. And who tf made you fandom police nurse ratchet?

[candyheartedchy]

Y’all for real though if Scratch ends up being Todd’s ghost, I’m gonna cry tears of joy.

[experimentfae]

Could you do yandere Adam with a small imp/succubus hybrid reader who's incredibly shy and selectively mute? They're pretty much a precious little kitten, considering they have cat-like behavior and instincts, but don't be fooled. They can and have killed many. I can imagine them meeting when they go with Charlie when she goes to meet Adam and Lute in her father's place. (This is pretty much my oc from my yandere hazbin hotel/helluva boss x oc fanfic. Ps, they write what they want to say on a small whiteboard they carry with them. They will hiss, growl, scratch, and bite you if they don't like you or are scared and in a state of fight or flight)

Yandere Adam x Shy! Imp/succubus hybrid! Reader

Oneshot

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You believed it would have been any normal day in hell not expecting Charlie to ask you to come with her to meet the leader of the exterminator’s.

“Wait really, but how? And why me?” “Well (y/n) I trust you and you’re the nicest demon I know.” she wouldn’t be saying that if she knew of all the killing you did but you kept that to yourself “I- um.” You looked as she gave you puppy eyes you could never say no, especially to your best friend.

“Sure I’ll go.” She then hugged “thank you, thank you now come on let’s get going.” You immediately as she sang her song the others watching you two leave.

After the song ended and you two made it to the Heaven Embassy, but when you guys walked in it was very creepy to say the least why were the light not on? “Uh a-are they available?” You questioned looking around “They should be, my dad never usually wrong about this stuff.” Just then a gold sign in sheet for in front of Charlie face.

This made both of jump in shock “totally not creepy.” Charlie spoke, she is definitely right this is weird but Charlie signed her name in and the letter suddenly lift up to the hell knows where then suddenly a door opened.

“This is still super creepy.” You whispers Charlie seemed to ignore it as she went through the door and you followed after “uh hello is anyone, here?” “Sup.” This made you both jump you hid behind the chair immediately, You see an Angel eating rips with another Angel behind him.

Charlie introduced herself and Adam seems genuine for a moment until he figured out he was just a Hologram “ha! I fucking got you did you see that shit?” “Yes sir.” He then laughed fucking hilarious. Just then his eyes moved to you “uh, who that with you there?.” This grabbed Charlie’s attention. “Oh this (y/n) there here to really sell the point that I’m making here.

You avoided eye contact. But this didn’t seem to faze him if you looked and if Charlie noticed you two would have seen the look of lust he gave you.

Then Adam suddenly talked about his life and his one night stand on the weekend just some other stuff. But then Charlie remembered the meeting was almost over so Charlie was talking about the hazbin hotel and the good it can from it, Adam didn’t seem to care half of the time he was looking at you or interrupted her.

Let’s just say he didn’t agree then he threw Charlie out but held you back for a moment “I need to talk to you… lute keep an eye on that one shrugging towards Charlie.

“Wait what a- Charlie got interrupted due to lute closing the door behind her. You let a cat like hiss feeling that you’re in danger what fucked up shit is he gonna do, cut your head off as a warning or something like that these thoughts fueled your anxiety until Adam spoke.

“Oohh feisty but chill out babes.” You felt your tail wag in irritation “let me give a little proposal I might give you a good word with upper management she also known as sera but I’ll only do it if you let me take you out.”

Your eye’s widen in shock “what?” He smirked “I know, someone as hot as ME taking you out, but yeah it’s the real deal babes, so I’m gonna take it as a - “n-no.” You clench your hands “that’s a weird joke or?” “I-it means n-no.” This shocked him “what, I’m fucking Adam the first man! I’m fucking awesome even princess what her face seemed to agree with that.” He growled out.

You did it bother to continue this conversation heading towards the door “Hey don’t walk from me so soon.” You felt him grab your wrist you now felt more terrified at the end of the day you knew he had more power in his hand then you would have you’re entire life.

“Or do I need to do something else? How about I consider her little passion project? Sounds good to you?” This made you hesitate “I… for the fist time you looked in the eyes and saw how he looked at you with hunger, but this could really help Charlie and her cause, you believe in her. “Ok I’ll… I’ll go with you on that date.” he smiled “perfect I’ll pick you up this weekend oh and no worry it ain’t gonna be down here on this dumpster fire, I’ll pull some strings and give you a day in heaven for the date, see a babes.”

You left without a goodbye feeling Shame, Charlie ran up to you “(y/n) are you ok?, what happened? What did I he do?” You didn’t have the heart to tell her “I… I don’t want to talk about it.” You looked away just wanting to go back to the hotel, thankfully Charlie siding push it even though she looked worried.

It’s been a week and today is the date. Well you u are going to heaven so maybe you should dress your best.

“(Y/n) what making you dress in such a fancy attire.” You looked to see alastor “oh it’s just I have a, uh date of sorts.” His smiled widen and his eyebrow arched “oh who is the companion?” You became nervous “it’s- it’s um some guy named Archer, he want’s to take me to… um bloodysteaks that new restaurant in the gluttony ring.”

He did it seem to buy it but this was entertaining enough to him so he riding question any further “if you say so, I guess we’ll see you later on.” “Yeah see ya later on Alastor.” Just then you heard a knock from you’re window. You looked to see Adam himself “who the fuck was that and wow sexy as hell babes, got dressed up for me that’s sweet.”

You groaned in annoyance and let him in “thanks, now let me open that portal and we are on our way.” He opens the heaven portal and you went through to see a beautiful city “wow.” “Yeah fucking wow this is paradise, now let me take you to ‘heavenly delights’ the most fanciest restaurant in town. you had to admit it really look like a paradise even the sidewalk looked super clean.

“But seriously who the fuck was that guy you were talking to?” “Wait alastor, he’s just a friend.” He rolled his eyes “what?” “What, what you mean what, he look like he wanted fuck you, I’m the only one who’s allowed to do that.” Allowed? This guy really is entitled but you didn’t stand up to him afraid of what would happen if you did.

You guys made it to the restaurant but realization hit you “wait how did you know I was in the hazbin hotel?” He seemed surprised by that answer “well I… let’s just order the food ok babes?” You didn’t push it thought if you had to take a guess he has been watching you this week.

Adam order for you due to your shyness You guys got your food and the food was really delicious, he guys made small talk, the worst part is you kinda liked his company, just that he kinda is a douchbag most of the time. “Alright but seriously let me pull some strings and you can be living here with me.” “I just need you to give the green light to the hazbin hotel Adam.”

He laughed “oh right that, I’m gonna be honest hot stuff I’m never gonna give green light to that thing.” You became frozen “what.” “I said what I said I’ll never agree to that.” “But you say- “I said I would consider it, doesn’t mean I’ll agree it. Ok now you felt stupid “and I know you said didn’t want to be here but, I already made arrangements and got your sexy ass into heaven.”

Your tail stood up in shock and felt your face contort to shock you really hard the Earle to chock him like your other victims. “yeah I know admit you love it, you love the idea of living here.” You immediately got up and left the restaurant “hey what the hell?!” Spoke Adam as he flew after you “I didn’t want that!” You yelled with tears in you’re eyes “oh come on you will be the first hell born into heaven but pretend that your a human, because sinner is no but a HELLBORN making it into heaven, a hell no, I had to tell sera some bullshit story.” He stated.

You looked away from him “oh calm on you love it up here eventually, you will look hotter then you already do and besides the effects are starting right now.” “Wait what?” You felt feather on your back and you touched your head to feel a halo “Oh no.” “Oh yes!”

“Wait can I at least say goodbye to my friend’s” you asked tears in your eye’s “hmmm, no, oh and don’t think about leaving me because if you do I’ll just make sure you’ll be a target in the next extermination.” You were shocked “yeah I love you babes put sometimes tough love is needed.”

“But I- I” he shushed you “now come on you will love it here and overtime you’ll learn to love me.”

<- Back to MasterList or back to Hazbin Hotel

[thecynthh]

whipped cream - C.S

synopsis - y/n wants to give chris a good christmas present for working so hard this december.

notes - SMUT, food play, tied up, roughish..? dom!chris, 1849 words

a/n - MY FIRST SMUT PLS BE NICE ALSO I KNOW THIS IS LATE FOR CHRISTMAS BUT YALLS DESERVE A CHRIS FIC INSTEAD OF KEEPING THE MATT SHIT COMING (also i’m a virgin and has never kissed anyone and it’s been 18 years so don’t judge if anythings like wrong :P)

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i sat down on the kitchen table wearing nothing but a santa hat and a lovely red lingerie set. this year for chris's gift i was going to let him play with me a little and try something new.

i was gunna let him do whatever we wanted to me, so to get him started i sat down on the large rectangle dining table in the house he shared with his brothers. luckily they agreed to staying out of the house for a couple of hours while i "wrap presents" for all of them.

in reality chris was going to have as much fun as he would like with me. i toy with the cap of the fresh whipped cream can i've bought for this occasion opening it up and squirting some into my mouth.

chrissy 🦌

i'm heading home soon, can't wait to see you y/n/n

y/n/n 💞

please get home soon

*sent picture*

chrissy🦌

mamas u can’t do that to me i'm still on the road

the lock jingles and a tall, slender man walks through the door. "immmmmm homeeee" i hear chris call out.

"i'm in here babes!" i say putting down my phone after scrolling on his instagram for a bit after messaging him.

“woah-“ chris has seen me naked multiple times but he stopped in his tracks when his eyes met my body, they then trail down to the multitude of gumdrops, gummy bears as well as the can of whipped cream that lay idol next to me.

“i thought it would be nice to surprise you with a night that’s all about you. i know how hard you’ve been working on youtube and it’s only fair that i get you a good christmas present.” i saw swinging my legs underneath the table. he drops his keys and walks over to fit between my legs, pressing his growing hard on onto me. my santa hat falls behind me when he attacks me with his lips.

our lips connect with need and lust, his hand slides towards my scalp from my cheek while his long fingers grasp at my hair pulling his face away from mine.

“i think this is the best gift i could've gotten this year.” i simply reply by moaning lost without his lips on mine anymore. chris wraps my legs around him while my arm collects the sweets and whipped cream, he goes ahead on sucking on my neck while he guides us both to his bedroom.

i land onto his bed with a plop, removing the cap from the whipped cream and squirting a bit into my mouth while chris comes down and opens his mouth to get some too. swallowing the frothy cream chris rips his shirt off attempting to match my amount of bare skin, i see the stretchy waistband barely peeking out of his pants making the man in front of me even more appealing.

he comes back to the bed after stripping coming face to face with me again and begins to speak “hey mamas? can we maybe try something please?” i nod in reply. before i could reply he unclasped my bra and slid it off of me letting my breasts bounce freely.

my hand caresses his cheek, “i trust you, forever and always.” he copies me and nods in reply before he reaches in the top drawer of his dresser and pulls out a couple of bandanas. he holds one in his mouth and scoops me up putting me closer to the edge of his bed near the pole of his bed frame. straddling me he ties my hands to the bed frame with one of the bandannas and wraps one around my head covering my eyes.

“oohh i like this,” i say rubbing my thighs together feeling the slickness of my juices spilling out of me.

chris’ pov

the girl below me is absolutely stunning, i know exactly what i want from her. “okay, this might be a little cold, don't be scared.” i squirt a little bit of the cream onto her bare right nipple, she squirms a bit underneath the cold slightly arching her back. it compensate for the uncomfortable sensation i rub her clothed clit causing a moan to fall out of her mouth.

i copy what i did to her right nipple to the left, leaving two mounds of whipped cream on top of her nipples, i smile at my accomplishment. “mmh chris,” she says layed down pushing her hips into my hand trying gain any type of friction.

i become swift with the rest of the whipped cream that i wanted to paint her body with. i draw a small C and S with the cream on her stomach enclosing it with a heart, i admire my work and add two gumdrops as an addition to the mound of cream on her boob to represent her nipple.

i remove my hand that was simultaneously circling on her clit and replace it with my tongue, i taste the material of cloth that’s the only barrier between my girl and i.

she opens her mouth wide to moan in response to the contact to her pussy. seeing this, I take the opportunity to put more whipped cream in her mouth and drop a layer of gummy bears in her mouth. her moans are muffled and she refuses to close her mouth keeping the cream in the same place as i put it down in. i pull my mouth away from her and look to my right.

i pick up the polaroid camera and my phone from the bedside table, first snapping a picture on the polaroid camera from an upwards angle showing off the wet spot on her clothes pussy and my work of art on her body. whipped cream filled her mouth and the bandanna still covered her eyes. i pull out the single film from the top of the camera and leave it on the bedside table.

my phone flashes and snaps as i take more pictures from separate angles taken in the scene i’ve made infront of me. once i’m finished i say “okay ma, you did such a good job. you ready to feel good?” a needy groan comes from her mouth.

i come over to her face and lick out all of the gummy bears and most of the cream that decorate her mouth, chewing and swallowing before i go back in. instead of taking out the cream i let it dissolve between our mouths as we kiss and i explore her mouth.

i pull back from her mouth and leave a trail of kisses down to her left boob. i lick around it, taking my time before heading straight into the pile of cream, she shrieks out of the sudden pleasure and arches her back pushing more of her breast into my mouth, i groan at the sudden choking feeling in my mouth.

i pull back and leave her boob with a pop, i move quickly to the other side of her chest giving the second one as much attention as the first. “uhhhhg chris, fuccckk” she’s whimpering and moaning while i touch her.

moving to her stomach i lick the sweet cream off leaving a trail of my drool on her still. i finally give her pussy the well deserved recognition and attention after finishing the letters i drew on to her.

i give it one more kiss before pulling down her panties, a string over arousal connects the fabric and her pussy. i spend no time connecting my mouth to her clit, sucking and licking. i put my fingers to good use and began to tease her dripping hole.

“please chris..” y/n sounds so good when she’s begging for me.

without warning her i plunge my fingers into her hole and start to work my way in and out, fast. the sound of her moaning my name and my fingers slide in and out of her echo through my heart. “i-i’m close please don’t stop,” i listen to her and give her clit a small smack with my other hand causing her to squirt on my fingers and face.

“holy fuck chris,” she says panting attempting to catch her breath. “can i please be untied and take off the blindfold i need to see you.” she says between the sweet sound of her erotic noises.

“of course you can, you deserve it after being such a good girl.” i lean back to get off the bed so i can take off my bottoms and untie her. i slide my boxers and sweats down when i stood up and then move back to the bed to untie the bandannas first from her hands then her face, a few tears streamed down the side of her face while she was laying down. i pull her up to face me.

“you think you’re okay for me to keep going?” i saw looking at her with full sincerity.

“mhm, i’m okay” she tells me nodding her head while she does. i collect a few pillows and push her head down to it face first in front of the mirror.

“all fours, ass up. i wanna see you through the mirror while i fuck you.” i say into her ear, she shivers when she hears me.

she obeys my wishes and i line up right behind her, i move my hips burying myself deep into her needy cunt groaning at the contact we both longed for.

i begin to move, sliding myself in and out, “holy shit, chris.” i pick up the pace leaning forward to reach y/n’s hair scrunching it in my hand. i pull her head up so she can see us through the mirror, her mouth is gaping open, making delicious sounds each time i pound into her, again and again.

“fuck y/n! you're so tight!” my other hand finds a place on her hips helping me slide in and out. “keep your eyes open babe, look at me fuck you.” i say in a demanding tone.

her legs begin to shake and her face contorts, she yells “chris!-“ that’s all i hear before her juices come flowing onto my cock. my thrusts get sloppy and my speed slows down a bit while i chase my high. it comes not too long after y/n’s

i push myself deep into her cumming with such force. my head hangs back while i slowly guide myself and her through our highs. i pull out and collapsed beside her, my chest heaving trying to catch my breath. i look over to y/n and she stays still with a fucked out expression on her face with tears stained onto her cheeks.

“are you alright ma?” she gives me a small smile and nods. “that was the best present ever, thank you.”

“of course, i’m glad you enjoyed it. now let’s go shower and go to bed, if i can even stand.” she chuckles at the reality of things.

“i’m sorry,” i say kissing her forehead and help her get up and head to the bathroom.

a/n - this is prolly shit 🫣

[yourftmfriend]

How would you think about how the sub afab moon boys would get punished and for what?-🥭

oohh I had so many ideas for this and sorry for responding so late and this took soo long so I just realized I forgot the afab part in Jake (and probably Marc) but I’ll make it up to you anon😭

Steven;

I don’t really think Steven would get punished as much as the others but he would get punished a lot. When he gets punished it’s either that he was so desperate that he kept teasing you throughout the day or he disobeyed your orders.

“M-mff-“ was all he could say with the gag in his mouth. His face looked heavenly with tears trailing down his cheeks and spit running down his chin. You were out with your friends that night. It was almost 10 pm when you got home. You kicked off your shoes before going inside. You thought you heard something while twisting the key but you shrugged it off. Now you knew it was real. Those sounds were coming from you and Steven’s bedroom. You were confused but the more you walked towards the room the more clear it got.

It was Steven. Whimpering-moaning even-. You first thought he was injured and slowly creaked the door open to see what was going on. And there Steven was. Not hurt, no. Far from being hurt. He was laying down on your shared bed, pants down to his thighs and part of his shirt in his mouth his cock in his hands slowly stroking. His eyes closed shut and his face flushed. “A-ah.. [name]..” Your eyes widened in shock. You opened the door fully and slowly walked towards him, not making a sound while doing so. He didn’t notice you sneaking up on him. You were standing next to him, looking at him with with an annoyed grin. “So.” you said in between his whimpers. His eyes shot open. “Now you’re disobeying me darling?” He looked at you with puppy eyes. “[n-name].. I-I’m so-“ You leaned towards his ear and gripped his jaw. “Take off your clothes.”.

And that lead you to now. You were sitting on the chair beside your shared bed, looking at Steven with that same grin. He was tied tightly(not enough to hurt) with the rope you brought out from the box under your bed. You gagged him with the same shirt he was bearing nearly an hour ago, a neon pink bullet vibe and a hitachi strapped to his dick, a heart shaped vibrating butt plug in his ass. His muffled moans and whimpers making you bite the inside of your cheek. “What’s wrong love? Can’t speak?”

Marc;

Yea I don’t think he gets punished a lot either but there are times he gets punished. When he gets punished you know he did what he did to get your attention. Weather he flirted with someone while you were right next to him or he “accidentally” sent you a record of him moaning while you were outside.

“O-Oh fuckk- Sir! Sir pl-please-“ You shoved 2 fingers in his mouth before the noise reached the neighbors. “Shut it. You wanted me to give you a good pounding right? You wanted my attention on you? That’s why I had to get us out of that bar”. “M-fffmn!” “That girl was all over you for fucks sake!” Marc couldn’t hear you. How could he with you destroying his back.

You were furious. Fucking furious. Marc brought you to this new bar to ‘help get your mind off of work’. You were so busy with your work for the past few days that you couldn’t even drink a coffee with your boyfriend. You were so busy that you couldn’t notice how your baby had been trying to get your attention for the past few days and was annoyed when he couldn’t get what he wanted. Now all of a sudden he brings you into a bar and is giggling with a beautiful woman who he says “is a very close friend”. You were done. You finished you drink with one long sip, stood up and grabbed Marc-who was now very close to the said woman- by his arm. “Come on we’re going.” You said with a stern voice. He looked at you and his face immediately changed from a shit eating grin to a worried-almost scared- look. “Get. up.” He jumped from his chair, shooting an apologetic look to the woman before he got dragged away by you. “You little shit. You knew what you were doing.” “[Name] what are you talking about? I was just chatting with an old friend.” he said with that same shit eating grin. But it ended with him looking away ashamed after you looked at him harshly.

Back to now, you were fucking him dumb into the sheets. “F-Fucckkk!-“ he screamed. “What is it? Too much? Isn’t this what you wanted?” “Ssirr n-no please fuck!!” You reached a hand to his dick and started stroking fast. “Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuccckk n-nonono please!” he screamed. You grabbed him by his curls and lifted his head up. “Color?” you asked him. “G-green..” he whimpered. You smiled and turned his head for a kiss that turned passionate quickly. He whimpered into the kiss when you started fucking him again. “C-cummingg-!” he screamed before cum spurted out from his cock for the nth time that night before he collapsed on the sheets with his cum puddling next to him. You slowly pulled out without hurting him much and kissed his forehead. “Are you okay darling?” You asked while you stroked his hair. “Mhmm” “Good boy.” you said before kissing his head again and going to geta towel to clean him.

Jake;

Oh this man got punished a lot. For whatever you can imagine. Maybe it’s because his hand ‘slipped’ and he sent a photo of his nude body or that he did whatever he could to touch your crotch and neck all day to tease you. But whichever it was, it all ended the same way.

"C-Can I stop already?"Jake said blushing furiously. He couldn’t even look you in the eye. “Why darling? You wanted me to see your body bare didn’t you.” He was lying on the bed with his back against the headboard while you sat on the armchair next to your bed, observing his every little move. He was wearing a lingerie that barely covered anything with his legs spread open. You had ordered him to finger himself. Slowly. Painfully slow. He let another while escape his throat when your gaze lifted to his face. “Look at how adorable you look. If I didn’t know any better I’d say that was one of the others who sent me that photo while I was in a meeting..” you said while leaning over. You grazed your nails on his sensitive thighs, making him let out a moan. You slowly made your way to his cock as you gave him a shit eating grin. “Stop.” you ordered him. You started to jerk him off in a fast pace, not giving him any time to adjust. He started letting out broken sobs as his thighs trembled. “S-Sir ple- *hic* please! I’m c-close.” he managed to say in between his moans. He felt the knot in his stomach tighten and tighten and just as it was about to break-! … You stopped.

He slowly opened his tear soaked eyes. “W-why’d you stop?” he said looking at you with tears in his eyes. You brought your clean hand to his cheek and wiped away his tears. “Oh baby.. Did you really think I’d let you off the hook just like that? “ You said as you got a bullet vibrator from the box under your shared bed. You brought it up to his dick and turned it on. His eyes closed again while his hand went up to your free hand making a grabbing motion. You smiled and held his hand lovingly. You went up to medium speed. “F-fuck.. Please!” he begged. You shushed his cries with praises mixed with degredation you knew that he loved. His thighs started trembling furiously as you went up to the highest speed. “F-FucK! PleaseplEaseplease!” he started begging again, desperate for release. Drool ran down his mouth as he got closer and closer to cumming. “Shitt..! I-m close please s-sir please let me cu-Fuckk!!” his begging was cut off with the release he had been begging for for minutes.

When he calmed down from his high you turned off the vibrator and set it on the night stand. As you were about to get up to get a wet towel his grip on your hand got tighter. “Don’t go..” he said as his eyes were half open. “It won’t even take a minute darling” you explained to him as you gently separated your hand away from his. You came back with the towel in less than a minute and started gently wiping him clean. When you finished wiping him you cleaned yourself and threw the towel in the laundry basket before your got in the bed next to your beloved. You pulled the covers on the both of you and landed a gentle kiss on his forehead as you hugged him. “You did so good baby..” you whispered to him. “Have a good rest now” was the last words before he drifted off to sleep.

[madangel19]

Oohh your quint smoke hc has given me thoughts of murder ghoul swiss inviting his prey to come smoke with him and then offering to shotgun only to pour a mixture of his quint smoke and weed smoke into their lungs before making his move

~ @atmosghoul

@atmosghoul You're a mad fucking genius with this one >:3 Swiss would absolutely get his prey high before eating them. It's like making his own edibles lol

Warnings: Weed smoking, suggestive material(nothing too spicy), blood, murder ghoul shenanigans

Word Count: 2108

Sneaking around the abbey late at night was always a risky move for many siblings of sin. Maria had heard many stories of the dark forces taking claim of those who weren’t careful. Even coming across the ghouls was dangerous at times, especially if they were hungry.

“I shouldn’t have stayed in the library so long,” Maria whispered, clutching a book to her chest. She had gotten so lost in her studies that she had lost track of time and was the only one in the library. A nearby clock read 1:30 AM and she shivered when a nearby growl filled the air. This was prime hunting time for the ghouls. 

She had been told time and time again that sneaking out after midnight was dangerous. She should have just stayed in the library until morning, but something compelled her to leave the safety of the books. 

A clap of thunder shook the halls around her, making her stop and gasp as she looked up. She noticed the silhouette of a ghoul perched on a high window-sill, their orange eyes watching her intensely. Maria wasn’t sure who that was, but she had to keep moving and find somewhere safe. The ghoul cocked their head, chittering softly before giggling. She knew that giggle. It was Sunshine. 

Maria rushed off into the dark, the giggles getting louder and louder. She had to find somewhere safe to stay, but the more she ran, the more she noticed that she was moving further away from the residential wing. She had hoped she could find Papa Copia’s quarters. He would have made sure she was protected for the night.

“Just pick a room and hide,” Maria whispered, looking around for any door that could help her. She paused at several doors and found that they were locked to her dismay.

“Fuck. One of you needs to be unlocked,” she moaned.

The eighth door she tried was unlocked and she breathed a sigh of relief as she opened the door and walked in, immediately locking it behind her.

“Sister? What are you doing out so late?” A familiar voice questioned.

Maria realized the room was lit by a fire and smelled strongly of weed. She felt her stomach tie itself into knots as she forced herself to turn around to face the ghoul in the room.

Swiss was reclined on a couch, watching her with a surprised look in his half-lidded eyes. He had just taken a drag from a joint, smoke curling around him. The only thing he wore was a black pair of pants. His dress shirt laid on the floor. The whole room was full of smoke and Maria had to cover her nose and mouth. 

“I…I um…lost track of time..studying and…and Sunshine is stalking me…I’m scared,” Maria murmured, her voice muffled by her mouth. 

The multi ghoul chittered in confusion before smiling, patting the space next to him as he sat up.

“Don’t be. Sunny just likes to chase. She’d never harm the cute ones,” he crowed, winking at her playfully as he took another hit from the joint. Maria couldn’t help but stare at the lit joint. She had never tried smoking weed before. This could be the perfect opportunity to try it.

Swiss noticed her staring and he smiled toothily as he beckoned her to join him with a single claw.

“Don’t be shy, Sister. You can sit with me if you want. I’ll keep you safe from whatever else is roaming outside,” he said.

Maria had heard many rumors about Swiss and how he could easily manipulate and seduce most siblings of sin in the church, but she had also heard that he had stopped ever since he started hooking up with Sister Delia. Was he a changed ghoul? Maria would find out very soon.

Maria glanced back at the closed door. There were footsteps outside followed by a soft growl. Maria shivered and quickly went to sit on the couch with Swiss. She sat further away from him, looking at the joint still held in his claws.

“You wanna smoke, Sister? This is Mountain’s personal strain. Best in the world,” Swiss crowed.

“I…I’ve never smoked before, but I’d love to give it a try,” Maria replied, inching closer to him. 

Swiss chittered excitedly as he handed her the burning joint. Maria looked at it curiously, unsure of what to do.

“Just breathe it in, sweetheart. Breathe in, hold it for a moment, and then breathe out. You’ll be nice and relaxed in no time,” Swiss said.

Maria nodded and did as she was told, putting it in her mouth and breathing it in. Smoke filled her lungs and a warm sensation filled her chest as she pulled it away. The warm sensation turned to discomfort as she turned away from Swiss and coughed up smoke, tears welling up in her eyes.

“Ah, there it is. Let it out, sweetheart. It’s good to cough. It’ll hit better,” Swiss said, gently patting her on the back.

“Holy shit. You...Do you have any water?” Maria groaned, rubbing her sore throat. 

“Right here, Sister. Take it easy now,” Swiss said, reaching over the couch and grabbing a water bottle. He handed it to her and Maria drank until her throat no longer hurt. When she was done drinking her fill, she placed it next to her.

“So…when do I start…feeling high?” She asked.

“Give it a moment, sweetheart. Just get comfy and you’ll feel it,” Swiss said, patting his lap. Maria nodded and laid on the couch, resting her head in his lap. She closed her eyes as she focused on what she was feeling. Moments passed and she gasped softly as she opened her eyes to see a smiling ghoul gazing down at her. She felt like she was floating.

“Oh wow,” she murmured, raising her arm and seeing it move as if in slow motion. 

“Good right? It’s a nice body high that’ll turn you right into a couch potato,” Swiss said, petting her head with gentle claws. Maria’s eyes nearly rolled back in her head at the amazing feeling of his claws on her skin. All thoughts of what had happened earlier left her head as she sighed in complete bliss. 

“Very nice,” she said, smiling up at the ghoul.

“You want another hit, Sister?” Swiss asked.

“Yes, please.”

“You ever hear of shotgunning?”

Maria paused. She had heard of the term, but she wasn’t too familiar with it. 

“No. What’s that?” She asked.

His smile became all the more wider as his claws went down lightly caress to her cheek. If she weren’t so high, then his smile would unnerve her. 

“Well, I’ll take a hit and when I breathe out, you breathe in the smoke. You gotta get real close for it,” he explained, pulling his claws away as he snapped his fingers and created a single flame on his middle finger. He then lit the joint once more.

Breathing in his smoke and having to be close? That sounded like a build up to a kiss. Maria liked the sound of that. 

“That sounds fun. Let’s do it,” she chimed, getting up and sitting in a comfortable position where she laid her head on his shoulder. 

The ghoul chuckled, wrapping his free arm around her waist and pulling her closer as he took a long drag from the joint. Maria watched him closely, ready to act when it was time. He pulled the joint from his lips, turning his head to her and giving her a quick nod. Maria giggled and leaned in to kiss him. He tasted like the sweetest lavender mixed in with the bittersweet taste of the smoke as he eagerly kissed her back, filling her lungs. Smoke curled from the corners of their mouths as Swiss deepened the kiss with a rumbling purr emanating from his chest. 

Maria didn’t feel the need to cough this time as she wrapped her arms around Swiss’s neck. He tasted amazing and was quickly growing hungry for more. Delia was a lucky lady.

Seconds passed and she felt his hand on her chest, pushing her onto the couch with ease. Maria pulled away from the kiss, giggling and breathing smoke into Swiss’s smiling face.

“You like that, Sister?” He asked, pinning her beneath his strong body. Was he going to take things further? The very thought made Maria all the more excited. 

“I do…So…what are you gonna do to me next?” She asked, her voice barely coming out in a whisper. She tried to move her arm to pull him in closer and found that she couldn’t move it. Strange, but that had to be the effects of the weed. 

“Mmm, I’m gonna eat you up, Sister,” Swiss purred, holding up a single claw and letting it trail down the front of Maria’s gown, tearing it with ease. Maria shivered in delight, eager for what he had planned for her. She wished she could grind against him and feel how hard he was, but in due time, she would. 

Swiss continued to purr softly as he leaned down and planted a kiss on her shoulder. Maria closed her eyes, another sigh escaping her lips at the wonderful sensation. Seconds passed and the ghoul was running his tongue along her warm skin before grazing his teeth along it. Maria felt like she was just going to melt from his touch when a strange pressure replaced the pleasure.

“Ah…Swiss?” She whispered.

No response. The pressure increased, making her all the more uneasy at what he was doing. Swiss’s face was buried in her shoulder before he slowly pulled away, blood staining his mouth to her horror.

“Just as I thought. Sweeter than anything,” he purred, getting up from the couch and picking her up bridal style. Maria opened her mouth to protest, but all that came out was a pained gasp. What was he doing?

“Let’s bring you to the others. Sunny is gonna be so excited to finally have you,” Swiss said, carrying her to the door.

Maria couldn’t do anything as he carried her into the dark. Her mind was racing as she thought of any way to get out of this. Her thoughts went to her ghoul studies and her heart dropped when she remembered what she had read about Swiss. He could easily immobilize his prey with his quintessence, making it easier to feast. Fuck…

Maria closed her eyes and when she opened them, she found herself on the floor in the ghoul den. Several figures knelt around her, chittering amongst themselves before noticing that she was awake.

“Did you fuck this one, Swiss? She’s aroused,” Dewdrop grumbled. 

“Sure looks like it,” Rain said.

“I only kissed her. That’s how I can really immobilize them,” Swiss replied.

“Thanks for getting this one, Swissy! You know I’ve had my eye on her for weeks,” Sunshine giggled, nuzzling the multi ghoul. Swiss chuckled and nuzzled her back, licking her cheek and making her shriek with laughter.

“Anything for you, Sunny,” he chimed.

Maria opened her mouth to scream, but nothing came out besides a ragged gasp. Swiss smirked and moved to pin her beneath him, pointed tail wagging behind him excitedly.

“You’re cute, but we’re hungry and it was Sunny’s turn to choose a sibling since we had no other options. I can put you to sleep if you want. No pain at all,” he explained, sweet smelling smoke curling from his mouth.

“It’s better when they’re in pain,” Dewdrop said. Sunshine and Rain nodded in agreement.

Tears welled up in Maria’s eyes. She had never felt so betrayed before. How could she be so stupid? She could only hope and pray that the end would be painless. 

“Blink once for yes if you want to sleep, sweetheart,” Swiss said.

“Or blink twice if you wanna stay awake,” Sunshine added.

Maria looked around at the hungry ghouls and shuddered at the thought of them tearing her apart. It would be better to sleep and not feel their claws and teeth.

She blinked once, tears falling down her cheeks. 

“That’s a good girl. We try to make it as painless as possible for our dear siblings,” Swiss purred, gently planting both hands on either side of her head. He leaned forward and kissed her, filling up her lungs with sweet bliss. The pain and terror melted away as sleep quickly took over Maria. She smiled, closing her eyes as she floated off into relaxing nothingness. 

“Thank you for this feast, Sister,” a voice whispered as multiple hands descended upon her.

[missamyrisa2]

A tickle probe and milking machine… used for collection and sensory research.. I promise I’m a good boy… I don’t need any treatment…

You being a good boyyyy is exactly whyyy you need this treatment ~ you won't be naughty noooo not at allll as you are scanned and locked into the machine with all the examination tools spinning and buzzing around. Don't worry about the restraints on your wrists and ankles and chest, that's just normal procedure for your safety. It'll be over so fast, just lickety-split as the feather probes begin humming and twirling down to your navel and hipsss. Just routine examinations and reflex tests, nothing to worry your pretty little head about. The fuzz is designed to stimulate your nerves and help facilitate our data gathering.

Oohh? What was that sound? Now, I know that wasn't a giggle. You're a good boy and you wouldn't laugh at such a serious procedure now would you? Hmm I didn't think so. Now let's get back on track and get those probes up to your underarms so we'll just adjust the frame and lift your arms and go down those muscles. Yes, it's quite necessary for the probes to tremble like that and make those clicky sounds. I know it doesn't bother you because you're a good boy.

My, my. At least, I thought you were. My my my. Making such rude squeaks and giggles now? You'd better keep it together dear, I need to probe under those toes now. Yes, a fuzzy feather probe buzzing under each one. We have to do this in sequence after all. One toe and then the next and then, you guessed it, the next toe. Buzzing and feathering and stimulating. And hmmm ~ let's get the navel probe going faster now. Yes, in and out. Get allll the data from your bellybutton now.

My goodness ~ a moan? Why, I never. Good boys don't make such sounds and oooooooh dear, oooh junebugs, loook at this! Why, you aren't a good boy at all! You're so hard! Naughty naughty thing you. Dirty dirty dirty, getting so awfully aroused from a routine examination? There's only one treatment for a naughty thing like you. We need to drain you dry. Why yes, I do believe we'll be employing the milking machine module now. Oh, are we scared now? I see you shrinking there. Nope, nope nope. You aren't escaping this you awful arouser.

Let's just turn these probes up. Yes, now that I know what these do to you we'll just up your volume and frequency and ~ there we goooo, feather probes buzzing in your armpits and along your sides, and I'll bet you're even sensitive on these hips you naughty thing you. Ah. There we go. Be naughty. I need you extra naughty for the milking. Let's get those buzzies under your toes realllly twirling. Ooh, here it comes dirty boy, look at that. Yes, that red cap is coming for your nasty nasty part. The cap elongates into this sleeve and the insides are specially coated to extract a maximum payload of that ~ that nasty stuff.

Don't you worry your pretty head, we'll get you fixed up right quick. We're gonna get allll that naughtiness out of you, all of it. Yes, yes. Just pull the clicky crank and ~~~ theeere we goooo. There's a boyyyy. The milker likes youuuu. No no, you can't fight this. It won't be removed, nope. And the tickles are gonna keep you just so naughty and making those awful awful sounds. We'll get every naughty giggle and dirty moan out of you, I promise my formerly good boyyyy. We'll get you back to your goodness in no time and then you can sleep it off in the back lounge where we have plenty of giggle therapists on hand to make sure you are completely drained and recovered .

But for now just try to relax ~ anddd who am I kidding ~ you aren't going to relax. You're going to thrash and squirm so perfectly for me. So hotly, as you get so pink in the skin and worked up. Because listen to me ~ the machines aren't stopping. Nope. You're going to be probed and stimulated and drained until you've got nothing left in that naughty pool. Yes, buck and fight it. Give me all your energy. The machine can't be deterred. The milker has you and she's not letting goooo ~ and neither are the feather probes. In fact, let's add one to each of those naughty tush cheeks too ~ put you in your place. Yes, now you can't not buck right into that milker. Mmhmm. Don't resist it. You're gonna give me allll those honeydrops now, all of them. All your giggles too. I'm taking every one of them and then we're taking you in the back to drain you more.

And guess what ~ naughtiness can't be cured, I'm afraid. It can only be mitigated. That means we need to routinely drain you, flush alll that bad stuff out ~ but don't worryyyy we have the best in scanning tech and we'll be checking in on you regularly from now on. And you bet your pennies we'll be there to snatch you up so your naughtiness stays contained, every time. Now then, let's seeee what other sounds we can get outta ya ~<3

[moonlight-sonata99]

My headcanons of The Bad Batch falling in love with a jedi

SO... i wrote a thing, I want to get better at writing so i'm hoping to write more of these!!please note that i've written before when i was 12- im 18 now XD so i hope to get better!!

For now, Please enjoy my headcanons for The Bad Batch!!!

My headcanons The Bad batch falling in love with a jedi reader

Sidenote

Takes place after order 66,Reader was a Jedi knight who was once mace windu’s padawan. And reader is based off a oc of a another fanfic in the works!

Hunter

 Loml💖💖💖

Hmmm hunter I imagine a very VERY slow burn for him. Not to say that the rest of batch would be slow but I feel hunter would take extremely long at realizing his feelings

The man literally was a soldier then a dad-

So imagine his feelings when he and the reader actually start getting close. His heart would go doki doki and he would just be like.. wtf?

And obviously omega has to like you,how would she not like you?

Hunter will fall even harder when he sees the reader having a genuine interaction with omega.

Even though they're gone I still wanna add them so…

Cut lawquane and Suu already know what's up. Hunter can't hide it from them.

So does Rex, I'd like to think that Rex would be happy seeing his comrade falling in love after such events happened. 

Hunter tried to ignore these feelings but..it doesn't work. They just grew. 

As time passes he stars accepting that he MAY like(love) you 

And recently with his heightened senses he has been feeling eyes on him…

Overall very confused at first and takes the time to think about his feelings.

Echo

Like hunter he would be slow but not that slow, considering reader is a Jedi and went through order 66 they would have trauma. 

Enter trauma buddies

I vision the reader befriending echo first. Due to the fact that echo knows how scared you might be of clones at the moment. 

Despite being a bit grumpy echo is very sweet. He's very considerate of your needs. And with time,He knows what triggers you. He also weirdly helps you to open up more but you remain very quiet. 

Friends to lovers trope ftw- 

It would begin when the batch and reader are on a mission for Sid when things go wrong, as usual. And reader gets lightly hurt and echo's freaking out 

Then he hears a laugh 

"Won't you calm down? I just sprained my foot. I can heal it" you chuckle with a gentle smile 

And echo's face just goes red

Also to note, this man will ALWAYS be at your side. He's a puppy and it's adorable.

Also staying up late and planning for future missions are yours and echo's thing don't @ me. 

Tech

ayo this GIF

OOHH  I just love this man's to he reminds me of myself knowing a lot of useless info-

 I think tech isn't very shy? Maybe to an extent!but i think he wouldn't really show much as the others.

 in the beginning you and tech wouldn't be very close,but one day you ask him what he's working on  out of boredom and he goes on to tell you the whole declaration of independence-

he's used to people zoning out while he's explaining (cough) wrecker (cough)

but no, to his surprise you're still actually interested!!

and you listened.

after this tech somewhat limits himself to talking to much but he always ends up getting lost in his words. Especially if what peaked his interest is in depth. But you never seem to mind.

Like echo he would be next to you always. His go to if you will when he needs help

And get ready from a lot of questions about jedis and the order i feel like he would be very curious about that topic.once you get comfortable talking about it of course.

a couple of months  with being with the batch you go on a separate mission on a lead that your old master might be alive.

after you first told the batch of this tech was strangely quiet for the rest of your time there…

Wrecker

•Ngl I haven't really thought about this one, But I'll try my best!!!

•wrecker is a very fun loving man, and that's very admirable. 

• I imagine wrecker would be the one to get readers out of their shell more faster than the other guys. 

•What do you expect? He's so lovable. 

•but this of course didn't come with its own trial and errors…

•in the early stages there were sometimes where he would try to help you out, however this meant grabbing you and throwing you up a high wall when you could've forced jumped-

•as you can imagine reader was caught of guard °_°

•But all was forgiven when the wrecker sought you out privately and awkwardly apologized.

 •for falling in love. The feeling would come to him awkwardly and he somewhat embraces that! 

 •this would include giving you random trinkets that remind you of him

•inviting you out to his tradition with omega after missions

•being protective during missions

•compliments 

•being very obvious.

•I mean…More obvious than hunter and echo combined.

Crosshair

Damn that gif STGG

•whoever told you this mf would be sweet to you if he ever did like you-

•idk what to tell you💀💀

•you know that thing children do when they have a crush on another kid and there just mean to them?

•that's crosshair. 

•I knowW this man would be anything but nice to you.

•and that because he's most likely not used to liking someone.

•that being said, I read somewhere that crosshair would make you chase after him. I find that true imo, idk it just makes sense to me he would do that-

•BUT I do also think he would be the one who lowkey flirts with you the most but he would be very VERY subtle,And only do it when he gets comfortable with you. Examples being when you and him would be bickering and he would say something that would make you stay quiet and he uses that God daMn nice voice of his-  or with subtle touches.

• I do like to think that as time passes by he gets a bit more bolder and somewhat overprotective-

•also the reader actually taking the time to know crosshair would be very appealing to him I think, I just feel crosshair needs someone to talk to in Canon, just don't let him know you're a Jedi🗿

Uhh idk how to end these,..but i do really hope to write more!! as for request im not sure about that just yet!!anyways if you read this far thank you!! please be kind as this is my first time writing this kind of stuff;; okay enjoy TBB and stay safe!!!!

[prettytoxicrevolver]

Oohh 15 and Cole!

“I look dumb,” Cole complains as he stands in your giant backyard, a frown on his lips.

“You don’t look dumb,” you say, walking over to him after making sure the camera is set up the exact way you want it.

“You won’t even be able to see my face,” he exclaims, gesturing to the white sheet with two holes cut out to represent a ghost.

“Okay but isn’t that the point?” you ask, confused by his frustration.

Cole and you had been dating for almost a year now and he had yet to even soft launch your relationship to any fans or outsiders. He was terrified that you would get all sorts of hate even indirectly and he never wanted to be the cause of your pain. He was always doing so much to make sure you were safe and comfortable.

“Well yeah but,” he starts but trails off unsure of what he wants to say.

“Coley,” you say, grabbing your boyfriend's hands and forcing him to look at you. “It’s going to be fine.”

“I just don’t want,” he begins again but you interrupt him.

“I’m an adult, my love, I can handle a bit of criticism if it comes my way. If it makes you feel better, I won’t even look at the post after it’s up.”

Cole nods, trying to convince himself that everything really would be okay. He had known from day one that you were it for him, the idea of anyone hating you or criticizing you did something so violent to his heart it scared him.

“Come on,” you say, leaning up and pressing a kiss to his cheek. “Let’s take a few photos for your insta and then we’ll do normal ones for mine.”

Cole nods and slips the sheet over his head, adjusting till he can see out of the eye holes before sliding his matching sunglasses down onto his face. You join him, your first photo being the two of you holding hands. The next is Cole draping himself over you, and the last is a kiss through the thin white sheets.

“Okay, that was fun,” he admits when he pulls the sheet off and throws it on the ground.

You take a few normal photos and Cole immediately makes one his lockscreen when the two of you head inside.

Cole is still a nervous wreck after posting the photos, but he finds his fans utterly supportive and practically obsessed with you and y’all’s relationship.

“I love you,” Cole says, pressing a long kiss to your lips and your heart soars.

[och405o]

Could you do one on cravity members fav places to cum?? (ex. inside y/n, on her tits, etc etc) Only if you're comfortable ofc !!🫶

Andy’s notes: IM SORRY. This has been In my drafts for MONTHS but it’s my first Cravity post so 🥳🥳. Thank you Anon and I’m sorry it’s so bad I ran out of ideas towards the end 😭

Warnings: NSFW. MDNI‼️, mentions of sex, unprotected sex. Don’t be silly, wrap your Willy!!!, mentions of cum (shocking ik 💀)

Seirm

I see him as someone who would love to cum on his partners ass I feel like he would go crazy over watching his cum cover one of his favourite parts of you

Allen

Ooh now I think Allen is def a boob man he loves your tits and would LOVE to decorate them with his cum. He would literally go insane over it

Jungmo

Something about him makes me think he would want to cum on your stomach. Idk what it is but I feel like he would want to play it safe plus he wouldn’t mind the view

Woobin

For Woobin, like Jungmo I think he would prefer to play it safe and cum or your stomach or back. I feel like at the beginning of your relationship he would be too scared to cum inside. Maybe give him some time and he will change his mind.

Wonjin

Alright.. Wonjin would definitely want ti cum inside. I see him being a little possessive of his partner and I think he would love to watch his cum spill out of you

Minhee

Oohh I think Minhee would love to hit it from behind. I think he would also be an enjoyer of cumming on your back/ass

Hyeongjun

Hear me out on this one.. He would like to cum on you pussy. Not inside, but he would pull out and paint your folds his his cum just to make a mess

Taeyoung

This man. I think he likes to be a little messy. I also think he would LOVE a good blowjob. He would love to cum on your face. Seeing your pretty features dripping in his cum might just make him hard all over again

Seongmin

This one was difficult for me. After some thought I think he would choose inside. I see him as someone who doesn’t want to make a big mess and have minimal clean up. Plus he likes it watch it spill out of you

[once-in-a-blood-moon]

oohh dreamy with simeon?? i love your writing sm

Simeon - Dreamy

Simeon x GN! reader

Prompt: Seeing their soulmate’s dreams or being able to communicate with them in their dreams.

AN: Awwe, thank you sm! <3 I hope you enjoy this one, Anon!

Warnings: None

“Won’t you please tell me your name?” Simeon’s voice calls out softly, almost as if he was afraid of frightening off whoever he was speaking to.

A disembodied laugh ghosts the vast, bright emptiness surrounding him. If this were real, goosebumps would’ve decorated his beautiful melanin skin. 

“I wish I could. But when I’m with you… I can’t seem to recall my own name.”

It’s strange, but somehow he knows exactly what you mean. There’s a feeling of oneness. When you both meet there is no separation that lies between your consciences. Where one starts, the other ends. Melding together as one with no regard to the physical limitations. 

It’s hard to remember things about himself too when he’s so immersed in your expansive presence.

“But one day, I’ll tell you. I promise on the day that we physically meet I’ll tell you everything you want to know and more.” 

-

The sunshine fills Simeon’s room with a warm glow as he blinks away the grogginess from his eyes, moving to sit up in his bed. The sound of his sheer white curtains flapping in the soft breeze catches the attention of his not quite functioning state of mind. 

He watches as the fabric flutters, casting two silhouettes to dance around his room in a perfect push and pull motion. He muses at how the shadows merge into one another- individual, but working together to create something so much greater. Like yin and yang, the sun and the moon. 

It’s not unlike what he experiences in his dreams every night. 

Though thinking back to the night before, his eyebrows knit in confusion. He didn’t leave the window open… 

“Good morning, Simeon!” 

Jumping a little, he turns to look at the smaller angel standing next to his bed.

“Ah, good morning, Luke. You startled me.”  

“Oh, sorry. I didn’t mean to scare you.” 

Simeon laughed, waving him off. “It’s alright. How long have you been here?”

“Not long. I came in earlier to see if you were awake yet. You weren’t, so I thought opening the curtains and window would help wake you up.” 

Ah, that explains it. 

“But I made breakfast in the meantime!” A sweet aroma fills the older angel's nose as Luke holds up a plate of thick pancakes topped with more syrup than is necessary, bananas, strawberries, and blueberries, and a little swirl of whipped cream in the center. 

“Wow, Luke. This looks quite delicious.” Trying not to spill any of the contents, Simeon gently takes the plate from Luke. 

“Thank you! I figured we should have a good breakfast before heading down to the Devildom. Who knows when we’ll have a decent meal next.” 

“Oh, come now.” Simeon started, stabbing his fork into the pillowy cakes and scooping up a blueberry. 

“I’m serious, Simeon! Demons eat weird things and I will not be taking part in it. Thank-you-very-much.” Luke punctuated. 

The older angel giggled, chewing a mouth full of food. 

“Give the Devildom a chance, you might just find something you like about it.” He took another bite savoring all the wonderful flavors that melded together on his tongue. Luke was getting better in the kitchen everyday. 

“My compliments to the chef. This is really good, Luke.” He commented, pointing his fork to the plate for emphasis. 

The smaller angel smiled, a blush dusting his cheeks. “Thanks… Well, I’ll let you eat. I have to finish packing and saying my farewells. I’ll see you later, Simeon!” 

With that, he promptly turned and left, leaving Simeon alone with his thoughts and the pancakes… 

-

It had been a week after arriving to the Devildom and night after night Simeon was plagued with dreamless sleeps. The strange aura he’d come to cherish and listen to every night without fail was no longer there to greet him. Where he used to be enveloped by comfort, he now only felt emptiness. 

But Simeon had a duty to uphold as one of the Celestial realm representatives. And since today was the start of the first semester, he needed to keep his head in the game. 

The morning had gone smoothly. Breakfast was simple, but good. He and Luke had a nice stroll to campus and they navigated the halls fairly well. Arriving to their first class, he noticed a few of the demon brothers congregating around the human exchange student they had yet to meet. 

“Come on, Luke. Let’s go introduce ourselves.” Simeon motioned. The younger angel nodded and they both made their way over to you. 

Stopping a couple steps behind the brothers so as to not interrupt the current conversation, he couldn’t help but overhear you speaking. And he couldn’t bring himself to stop from listening either. 

What you were saying wasn’t important- he just needed you to keep speaking. 

Your face may be unfamiliar and not one that Simeon recognizes, but your voice has spoken to him more times than he could count. It reminded him of a warm, fuzzy blanket from the dryer on a rainy day. It was the comfort he so wished to hear every night this past week. You were the infinity that he was destined too. His beginning and his end.

You noticed him staring at you between the shoulders of the brothers, so you gently pushed them aside to say hello, but Simeon beat you to it. 

“Won’t you please tell me your name?” He spoke softly.

Your eyes slowly widened as the pieces clicked and Simeon rejoiced internally. You recognized him too... And you laughed.  

“Of course. After all, I made you a promise.”

[shina913]

On Tilt, Part 4 | KNJ

On Tilt, Part 4

Definition: a poker term for a state of mental or emotional confusion or frustration in which a player adopts a suboptimal strategy, usually resulting in the player becoming overly aggressive.

On Tilt Masterlist

Pairing: Namjoon x Fem!Reader

Rating: M 🔞

Genre: idol!AU; strangers-to-FWB-to-lovers; toxic relationship; angst; fluff; smut

Warnings: cussing; vulnerable confessions; explicit and suggestive sexual conversations; making out; heavy petting/groping; unbelievable amount of cheesiness and fluff--it's disgusting how these two have it so bad for each other!

Summary: You’ve said time and time again that you wouldn’t lose yourself to him. You were in control now. You were going to make better choices. For a minute there, you were able to keep up with it. It wasn’t ‘til Namjoon’s extended break that you found yourself falling into old habits. Will you ever learn to quit Kim Namjoon?

Word count: 3,570 words

A/N: I'm sorry...this came out wayyyyy cheesier than I intended. But hey, I've been writing a lot of angst lately, I wanted a change of pace! This is the song they sing to. Namjoon posted it on his IG stories a while back 🙊

ALSO!!! Please don't be a silent reader! My inbox and DMs are open. Comment, reblog, scream at me, send me an emoji--whatever. It fuels me and motivates me to continue writing! 😘

[Namjoon] 6:05PM: Can’t wait until this album is mastered and goes through print. It was fun and all but…damn, I really miss you.

His text made you grin at your screen like an idiot.

He wasn’t kidding when he said he’d be busy. He was practically on lockdown finishing up loose ends on a couple of tracks and going through each soundwave with a fine-toothed comb.

That was how Namjoon was. He was always passionate about his work, and always wanted to constantly evolve. He loved art but was never one to be content with stagnation. He wasn’t going to be locked into four corners of a frame.

You admired that about him…but it also scared you in a way. In the back of your mind, you thought, maybe it took him a while to come around to this agreement because he didn’t want to be tied down to begin with.

It was a daunting and disappointing thought but you brush it aside when his follow-up text comes in.

[Namjoon] 6:07PM: What do you think about a quiet night-in at my place? I’ll order dinner and we can just hang out. No more boners, I promise 😇

That elicited a laugh from you. Truthfully, you didn’t mind it but you had to stick to your guns.

[You] 6:08PM: 😋 Sounds good, I can’t wait! Missed you, too.

[Namjoon] 6:10PM: I also got a new firepit installed on my balcony–totally safe, BTW. No open flame! I just push a button 😅

You laughed again.

[You] 6:10PM: Oohh cozy!

[Namjoon] 6:11PM: It is! I also got some new furniture and a blanket with our names on it.😏

[You] 6:11PM: Sounds romantic…

[Namjoon] 6:11PM: That’s the goal 😘 I’ll see you in two days.

******

“Fuck…” you croaked after coughing up icky, yellow-green mucus into the sink. This was bad, you thought. Namjoon was supposed to pick you up tonight and you woke up this morning feeling all foggy.

Yesterday, you thought the scratchy throat was brought on by allergies. You took an antihistamine before bed to stave it off. But now, you were all congested, looking like death after mere hours.

“Hey, are you okay in there?” Lani asks out of concern from the other side of the bathroom door.

You open it to greet her and she looks horrified when she sees your bloodshot eyes, pale skin and overall disheveled appearance.

“Really? It’s that bad?”

“I mean…” The look of hesitation on her face all but confirmed it. 

“Damn,” you groaned. “I was really looking forward to this date, too.”

Immediately, she tries to sound consoling. “You know what? I’m sure he’ll understand. It’s that time of the year, everyone’s getting sick.” 

Sure, she made a fair point. She was a nurse at a hospital and she knew all too well that this year’s flu season has been particularly brutal. You were just glad that you didn’t feel bad enough to require hospital admission.

But for some reason, that thought wasn’t comforting enough. “It’s been over three weeks and I really miss him,” you whined.

Back then, you’d go long stretches without seeing Namjoon and it wasn’t a big deal. You just shrugged your shoulders and thought you’d catch each other again ‘next time.’

Lani puckered her lips comically and glanced below your waist. “Guess you’re regretting that 5-date rule right about now, huh?”

You rolled your eyes at her. “Shut up,” you dismissed her before walking past her to go back to your room.

“Girl, who cares? It’s not like you had a contract or whatever. Nobody’s taking you to court if you break your rule–”

“Yes, but I know it! And Namjoon knows it! And…”

“Okay, okay, I’m only teasing,” she backed off. “Want me to make you some chicken noodle soup before I take a nap?” Lani had been picking up extra shifts in the evenings since they had been short-staffed at the hospital.

While soup sounded good, the concept of sinking yourself back under your covers seemed more appealing.

“Nah, you go and sleep. I’ll order from the food app or something. I just had a little bit of yogurt before I took my cold medicine.”

“Alright. Just set an alarm every 3.5 hours, if you want to stay on top of it,” she yawns.

******

“Joon, I can’t tonight…”

Delete.

“I woke up sick, can we resche–”

Delete.

“Ugh, why is this so hard? Just be straight with him,” you say to yourself before finally typing up a text to Namjoon.

You checked your watch again. Around this time, he was on a plane coming back from a schedule. You couldn’t afford to wait a few more hours until he landed because he’d be coming straight from the airport to your place.

[You] 10:15AM: I know that we were really looking forward to tonight but I just came down with the flu. I feel like crap and I don’t want to get you sick. Can we do a raincheck in a few days?

You send it off and sink back into your blankets to doze off.

******

Somewhere between naps, you are awakened by the smell of food. You checked your watch for the time–it was too late for lunch and still early for dinner. You figured Lani ended up making you soup…she was such a saint. You didn’t deserve her love! 

Next, you reached for your phone to check for calls. There were a couple of ‘hope you feel better’ emails from your team and a voicemail from Jia saying that she could drop off stuff at your door if you ever needed anything.

Oddly, there was nothing from Namjoon even though the notification below the text that you sent to him indicated that he read it over two hours ago.

You felt crestfallen that he didn’t even acknowledge it. You wanted to send a follow-up text to ask about his trip but thought you’d go and have a couple of bites to eat so you could take your next dose of cold medicine. 

You wandered out into the kitchen, fully expecting to catch Lani as she headed out the door for work. 

Your coughing announced your presence. “That smells good. Are you…" You are stopped dead in your tracks. "Joon?” 

He turned around with the biggest grin on his face. “Hey, how are you feeling?”

“W-wait, what are you…I thought–” You stuttered.

“You think you can get rid of me that easily?” He chuckled.

You laughed hoarsely. “I wasn’t trying to get rid of you. As you can see,” you open up your arms, as if presenting yourself to him, “I don’t look so hot right now.”

He took two strides and rounded the kitchen counter to get to you. “Do you think I care about that? I was looking forward to spending time with you and I wanted to do everything I could to make that happen.”

You wanted to swoon on the spot…until you noticed that he wasn’t wearing a face mask.

“But wait…you’ll get sick?”

He laughed softly, curling his arms around your waist. “I’ll be fine, baby. The whole group just got over a virus–and it missed me!”

You scoffed. “Oh, right–and with my luck, it’ll be me giving it to you.”

He shook his head, giving your hips a light squeeze. “You won’t. Aren’t you glad to see me?” He pouted his lips.

His subtle gesture made your belly flutter and your cheeks warm up. Glad to know that everything was still in good working order, you thought.

You gave a small smile. “Yes, of course.”

He flashed his dimple before kissing your forehead.

Taking your hand to urge you towards the kitchen, he says, “C’mon, I brought something that I thought might help you feel better.”

You took two steps before, realization sank in. “Hold on–how did you get in? Is Lani still here?” You’d been asleep for hours.

“No but I called her and,” he hesitates for a beat, “I…kind of… met her…at her workplace to borrow her keys?” He drags out slowly.

You eyed him suspiciously.

“She was cool with it and all she asked me to do was leave the key up on the lip of the doorframe so she could get in tomorrow morning.”

With a soft sigh, you nodded, appreciating the effort. Your eyes suddenly shift towards the kitchen, remembering what brought you out here in the first place. “D-did you cook?” These were words you never thought you’d ask him.

He threw his head back and let out a hearty laugh. “I wish but I don’t think you or Lani would forgive me if I burned your place down. I ordered some takeout–” He says, walking over to the counter, the bags finally coming into view. “I thought you might like some chicken pho?”

You couldn’t deny, that sounded amazing.

Sensing your acquiescence, he urges you to sit at the breakfast bar while he pours soup and noodles into bowls for both of you.

You asked if you could sit on the couch instead since you were feeling woozy and your warm throw blanket was calling your name. 

“Wherever you feel comfortable,” he replies. “I got some imperial rolls, too–I remembered that you liked them.”

“I do.” You smiled appreciatively at his thoughtfulness.

It’s been years since you both went out for good Vietnamese food. You registered the familiar green takeout bags on the counter. To most people, it looked like generic to-go bags but you recognize them coming from the hole-in-the-wall place that you and Namjoon used to go to.

After settling comfortably on the couch, he comes around, bowls in both hands and sets them on the coffee table in front of you. He turns back around to bring the pho add-ins along with the deep-fried eggrolls.

He takes the spot next to you and hands you a pair of chopsticks, which you accept. While he busies himself with the basil and lime, you couldn’t help but stare at him.

He turned his head in your direction. “You want some sriracha–what? Why are you staring?” he chuckled in curiosity.

“Nothing, I just…” at a loss for words, you just smiled, “Thank you.”

He gazed at you for a few seconds before responding, “You’re welcome. C’mon, eat up.”

******

After dinner, you tidied up together. Namjoon had music playing on your bluetooth speaker. As you reach for the rinsed dish that he held out for you to put on the rack to dry, he surprises you by grabbing your hand instead and deftly setting the bowl on the counter. A couple of pushes of a button on his phone with his free hand, he turned up the song’s volume.

Catching you around the waist, he pulls you close to him into a dance. You giggle as he sings along to the song that you recognize.

You can't disguise all the pounding of your heart, yeah I see your eyes And you can't hide

You laugh when he hits the falsetto but he’s too into it to stop.

Start to make sense and quit playing These love games… Tell me what you're gonna do, yeah

You join him when the chorus hits, dancing along to the beat. When the music dropped for the bridge, he pulls away slightly and then squints his eyes at you. He enunciates every word emphatically.

I just want to know one thing Will you be with me?

Hearing the words in his rich baritone made you catch your lower lip with your teeth. You grinned and matched his enthusiasm when you sang the rest of the words to him.

Here comes my darlin’ Here comes romance Here comes my lovin’, please honey will you dance

You pull him back closer to you, grinding against his body as the music swells again.

Then, he threw his head back dramatically to sing the chorus, “Quit breaking my heaaaaartttt…” You both burst out laughing as his voice cracks at the note that was clearly out of his vocal range.

When you calmed down, you looked up into his face. He was watching you with dark, glittering eyes.

“I love hearing you laugh like that,” he said, and you knew he wanted treasured memories like that between you. “It makes me think that I’m doing something right.”

“You are,” you assured him, even as your throat tightened at the sight of his yearning.

“I want to be that person who always puts a smile on your face.”

Slowly, you bring your hand up to cup his nape. “You already do.” With that, you pulled his mouth down to yours. As your lips touched, he hugged you so tightly your feet lifted off the floor.

This relationship may not have started out for the right reasons. You were both young and impulsive back then. 

But now, you were both trying hard to better yourselves for each other. Here was a man who wanted you both to work as desperately as you did. You were finally on the same page.

******

“The girl did it,” you blurted out decisively. 

Namjoon’s fingertips paused from drawing circles around your abdomen. “What? No way!”

You were sprawled lengthwise on the couch, watching Forensic Files. He was spooned behind you, his chin on your shoulder and his legs tangled with yours.

“I’m telling you…classic sociopath,” you told him matter-of-factly.

He scoffed. “I think it was the grandma.”

You gasped, eyes widening in shock. “Oh my god!” You tilted your head to look back at him. “She’s clearly only protecting her granddaughter!”

He grinned and smacked a kiss on your cheek. “Wanna bet on who’s right?”

You snorted. “Sorry, I’m not a gambler.”

“Aw, come on…” He rose up on his elbow to look down at you.

You tutted. “Nope! Besides, I know I’m right. I’ve seen enough of these shows to figure out a pattern.”

As you scooted closer to him, you felt his crotch against the curve of your bottom. He wasn’t hard, but that didn’t stop him from gaining your attention. Curiously, you reached behind you and cupped him.

He arched an eyebrow at you. “Is there anything we can do for you?”

You laughed as you withdrew your hand. “I’m just checking to see if everything is still in its place. You’ve been on your best behavior considering we’re in a tricky position.”

“Maybe because I don’t want to push you too far and scare you off.” Namjoon’s eyes glittered from the light of the TV screen.

“How considerate of you.”

He nuzzled his nose against your temple. “I’m willing to wait however long. Five, ten, twenty dates…whatever you want.”

You wriggled your body to face him. “What about what you want?”

“I thought I made it clear last time that I only wanted you?”

You try to stifle a smile but are spectacularly failing at it. “What if I decided to scrap our no-sex agreement,” you whispered. Your pointer and middle fingers did a ‘walking’ motion up on his chest. “Would you think I was being too easy?”

He watched your fingers then shifted his eyes back to look into yours. “I’d be too busy thinking how lucky I was to have the privilege.” He traced your eyebrow with the tip of his finger.

You seriously considered it. Lani was right, it wasn’t like breaking your agreement would have any legal repercussions. You were both adults!

You cleared your throat in an attempt to strengthen your resolve. “Could we settle with a makeout session for the time being?”

“Make out? What are we, in junior high?” His head fell back and he laughed, his chest vibrating against you. It was a husky, deep tone, your toes curled at the sound of it. 

You pushed at his shoulder. “Come on! Nobody makes out anymore. Everyone just wants to get right into fucking. Don’t you miss that feeling of being so into each other but aren’t quite ready to go all the way yet?”

He slow-blinks at you, wondering what point you were trying to make.

“You know, when I was in the 8th grade, there was this boy—“

“I’m going to need to stop you right there,” he cuts you off. “I really do not want to think about other people kissing you.”

You purse your lips and apologize. “I’m sorry…” Your hands crept under his shirt, gliding over his warm skin. Your lips moved against his jawline. “So…does that mean that you don’t want to suck face?”

“Baby, I’ll suck on any part of your body I can get my mouth on,” he answers point-blank.

“Why don’t we start here for now,” You tap your finger against your lips and he takes them, sealing his mouth softly over yours. His tongue traced the seam, then dipped inside, licking and teasing.

You burrowed into him, moaning when he shifted to lie half over you. 

Your hands slid up and down his back, your leg lifting to hook over his hip. You caught his lower lip between your teeth and licked the curve with the tip of your tongue.

The low growl he let out made you wet.

Your back arched as his hand slid underneath the hem of your hoodie and captured your bare breast, rolling your nipple between his thumb and forefinger.

“Are you sure you didn’t plan this,” he murmured. He kissed his way to your temple, and then buried his nose in your hair. “You’re making it really hard to last through two more dates.”

You pull away from him briefly. “Listen–I had no idea that you were coming over, okay,” you argued. “I didn’t know I had to be in proper underwear around you.”

He chuckled at your defensiveness. “I’m kidding,” he plants a quick kiss on your lips. “Can we just continue making out?”

You narrowed your eyes playfully at him. “You’re lucky, you’re cute.” You pushed past his joggers to squeeze his butt. The heat of his skin and his natural scent was a heady mix for you. It made you feel drunk with lust and need.

His mouth covered yours and you fisted at his hair, urging him closer to you with your arms and legs wrapped around him.

“I want you so much,” he rasped in between kisses.

You moaned in agreement, your mouth moving feverishly against his.

Namjoon held you with one hand at your nape and the other at your waist. Settling over you, he aligned himself against you and rolled his hips to your center.

“Mm, that felt so good,” you groaned, nails digging into his flesh while your insides clenched.

“Imagine how much better it would feel inside you,” he purred.

You nipped at his lower lip, giggling. “Are you trying to convince me to go all the way?”

“I can slide right in,” He sucked gently on your throat, making your core tremble hungrily. “You don’t even have to do anything. You can just lay back and watch me do all the work.”

It was incredibly tempting. He was rock-hard and you were primed and ready for him. All he needed to do was hook his finger to your leggings’ waistband.

You playfully puckered your lips and arched an eyebrow at him. “Hmm…I don’t know. I’m not that kind of girl anymore.”

His hand squeezed your hip bone, eliciting a light squeal from you.

Brushing his mouth over yours, he whispered, “If you don’t like it once it’s in you, I promise I’ll pull right out.”

You scrunch your face humorously at him. “Do people still fall for that line?”

He stared back at you in all seriousness. “You know I’d never feed you lines. I mean every word.”

You gripped the curves of his butt and rocked up against him, making him purr in excitement. Reveling in his playfulness, you teased, “And do you say that to all of the girls?”

His eyebrows knitted. “What other girls?”

“Oh, you know…” you sighed, “You’re Kim Namjoon, international idol. All these women, screaming for you to walk into their waiting arms.”

“You say that, and yet, I’m here in yours,” he lifted his head, his fingertips brushed the hair from your temple, “...where I belong.”

His words hit you like a freight train. You swallowed hard and whispered, “Fuck, what a line! Fine, go ahead and put it in.”

He pressed his forehead against yours, his breathy laugh warming your cheeks. “It’s unbelievable how crazy I am about you.”

You smiled back. “Well, believe it, because I am, too.”

You spent the rest of the night kissing and groping each other like horny teenagers but never went all the way. There was just something thrilling about that youthful, almost forbidden intimacy.

Hours later, you fell asleep in each other’s arms on your bed. You woke the next morning to the sound of his phone going off—work was calling and he had to leave.

As he prepares to head out, he tucks you back securely under your covers, and plants a kiss on your forehead.

When he pulls away, you utter, “Hmmm...I love you,” in the midst of your cold medicine-induced haze.

Before he could respond, you drowsily rolled over onto your side and fell back to sleep. You would wake up nearly an hour later, completely unaware of your words or whether he said anything back.

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Congratulations on 5k!!! That’s so amazing, you definitely deserve it your work is amazing. Could I request the sharing a shower Drabble with a general scarecrow? (Could be nsfw or not, whatever floats your boat 😆)

A/N: Aww, thank you so much! And oohh yes of course you can! And there are hints of nsfw elements but nothing crazy explicit lol Also I will take any opportunity to spread my Southern Jon propaganda, y’all cannot and will not stop meeeee

Word Count: 487

General Scarecrow - Sharing a Shower

Well, that was another successful Halloween night at home. 

You made sure the kids got their treats but that your husband, Jonathan gave them a fair side of tricks to go with them

Now was the time to finally be able to relax under a hot refreshing shower. 

You sighed as the warm water melted away all the sweat and the sores that formed in your muscles from sitting so long.

In such a tranquilized state, you never heard the door to the bathroom creak open. You also failed to notice someone’s shadow just behind the shower curtain. 

Until you heard the door clink shut. 

“Jonny?” You brought your hands down from rinsing your hair and reached out to grab the side of the curtain. 

You pulled it back some…

A shrill cry ripped from your throat as you jumped back, frightened. 

A burlap mask with stitches across the mouth and red eyes revealed itself behind the curtain. 

You groaned as the mask became less terrifying and more familiar. 

“Ugh, Jonathan! You asshole!” You assertively, hit his chest with your fist, annoyed.

Jonathan snickered. “Jumpy, darlin’?” 

You stuck your tongue out at Jonathan before shutting the curtain on him. 

“Oh, don’t be like that, honey…You know I’m granted one scare on Halloween.” Jonathan reminded.

You sighed. He had a point, but you weren’t going to let him get off that easily. 

“I know. But that doesn’t make it nice!” You exclaimed as you tried to keep the curtain shut. To keep Jon from coming in and joining you. 

“Please, darlin’? I’ll make it up to ya!” He offered. 

Your eyebrows raised and you pursed your lips. 

The idea was tempting. 

You pulled the curtain back to see Jonathan, thankfully maskless. 

“Make it up how?” 

“Whatever you want.” He hummed. 

“Really?”

Jonathan nodded. “Anythin’.”

Granted, having Jonathan bathe you wasn’t exactly…punishing, but his dexterous hands were just what you needed after a long night. 

Jonathan’s long, but strong fingers unwound all sorts of knots as he lathered your body with soap. 

After a moment his presses into your skin stopped. Instead he wrapped his arms around your waist from behind. 

Even with the steam, you could feel Jonathan’s breath along the back of your neck. 

Soft, slightly chapped lips began kissing along your freshly cleaned skin. 

You reached one hand over behind him to hold the back of his head. 

You gently raked your hand through his sandy brown hair as he continued to kiss down your neck and to your shoulder. 

His grip on your waist grew tighter. Doing what he can to pull you closer. 

“Suppose all is forgiven?” He whispered huskily behind your ear.

You turned around to wrap your arms around his neck. You pulled Jonathan down closer to you. Your forehead rested against his. 

A mischievous grin grew on your face. “Almost…I have one more way you can make it up to me.”

[gabykatttt]

The dazzlings vs Velvet and Veneer

Pt 4

Alright girls this is it we’re going to beat the hell outta those twins Adagio said.

Sonata and Aria nodded.

They’re going to kick our asses Sonata said worrying.

I could say the same thing Aria said.

With twins

Alright Veneer let’s beat those girls Velvet said.

I have a bad feeling about this Veneer thought following Velvet.

With the dazzlings

I don’t feel good about this Sonata said.

Me too Aria replied.

Time to skip

Wow you girls showed I’m impressed Velvet said smirking.

Well we wouldn’t miss your funeral Adagio said.

Alright Mount Rageous let’s give up for Velvet and Veneer vs uhhhh KidRitz said looking at the dazzlings

THE DAZZLINGS Sonata yelled.

Okay KidRitz said as the siblings went up stage first.

Velvet 🎶🎤

Mm

Never gets old no matter how much I'm told

I'm amazin'

Veneer 🎶🎤

You’re amazin

Velvet 🎶🎤

Hard to get tired when I'm always on fire

I'm blazin',

Veneer 🎶🎤

Ooh you’re blazin

Velvet and Veneer🎶🎤

All my greatness

It doesn't come for free (Yeah)

All my talent

It doesn't grow on trees

Take a breather (Ooh)

Then take it all away

If the top is where you wanna stay

You gotta work hard (Uh-huh)

To make it look it easy

You gotta live fast

To keep makin' that money (Ooh)

If you want to be as famous as me

You gotta work, you gotta work, you gotta work

Watch me work

Veneer 🎶🎤

Ooh, ooh

Ooh

Ooh, ooh

Velvet🎶🎤

Go ahead and watch me work

Haters wanna be me or be with me

Yeah, they're f-f-frеakin',

Veneer 🎶🎤

Yeah they’re freakin

Velvet 🎶🎤

I just keep on workin', lurkin', smirkin'

When they think that I'm peakin',

Veneer🎶🎤

never peakin' yeah

Velvet and Veneer 🎶🎤

All my greatness

It doesn't come for free (oohh)

All my talent

It doesn't grow on trees

Take a breather (yeah)

Then take it all away

If the top is where you wanna stay

You gotta work hard

To make it look it easy

You gotta live fast

To keep makin' that money (Ooh)

If you want to be as famous as me

You gotta work, you gotta work, you gotta work

Watch me work

Veneer 🎶🎤

Ooh, ooh

Ooh

Ooh, ooh

Velvet 🎶🎤

Go ahead and watch me work

Veneer🎶🎤

Ooh,ooh

Ooh

Ooh,ooh

Velvet🎶🎤

Go ahead and watch me work

If the top is where you wanna stay

Velvet and Veneer🎶🎤

You gotta work hard

To make it look it easy (So easy)

You gotta live fast

To keep makin' that money (Ooh)

If you want to be as famous as me

You gotta work, you gotta work, you gotta work

Watch me work

The fans clapped for the siblings.

Sis I need to use the bathroom Veneer said getting of the stage.

Take that losers Velvet said.

Adagio growled as the girls got on stage to sing.

Adagio🎶🎤

Are we gonna have a problem?

You got a bone to pick?

You’ve come so far

Why now are you pulling on my dick?

I’d normally slap your face off

And everyone here could watch

But I’m feeling nice

Here’s some advice

Listen up, biatch!

The Dazzlings

I like

Adagio🎶🎤

Lookin’ hot

Buying stuff they cannot

Sonata and Aria🎶🎤

I like

Adagio🎶🎤

Drinkin’ hard

Maxin’ Dad’s credit card

Sonata and Aria🎶🎤

I like

Adagio🎶🎤

Skippin’ gym

Scaring her

Screwing him

Sonata and Aria🎶🎤

I like

Adagio🎶🎤

Killer clothes

The dazzlings

Kickin’ nerds in the nose!

Adagio🎶🎤

If you lack the balls

You can go play dolls

Let your mommy fix you a snack

Sonata and Aria 🎶🎤

Woah

Adagio🎶🎤

Or you could come smoke

Pound some rum and coke

In my Porsche with the quarterback

The Dazzlings🎶🎤

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?

Welcome to my candy store

Time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore

Then step into my candy store

Sonata and Aria🎶🎤

Guys fall

Aria🎶🎤

At your feet

Pay the check

Sonata🎶🎤

Help you cheat

The Dazzlings🎶🎤

All you

Aria 🎶🎤

Have to do

Adagio🎶🎤

Say goodbye to Shamu

The Dazzlings🎶🎤

That freak’s

Sonata🎶🎤

Not your friend I can tell in the end

The Dazzlings

If she

Aria🎶🎤

Had your shot

The Dazzlings

She would leave you to rot

Sonata🎶🎤

Course if you don’t care

Fine! Go braid her hair

Maybe Sesame Street is on

The Dazzlings

Woah

Sonata🎶🎤

Or forget that creep

Aria🎶🎤

And get in my jeep

Adagio🎶🎤

Let’s go tear up someone’s lawn

The dazzlings

Woah! Woah! Woah!

Honey, whatchu waitin’ for?

Welcome to my candy store

You just gotta prove you’re not a pussy anymore

Then step into my candy store

Woah ohhhhh

The fans clapped their hands really loud.

Who’s the loser now Adagio said.

Not bad but first I need to do something Velvet said getting of the stage.

On second thought I need to use the bathroom too Sonata said getting off the stage.

There’s something wrong with those twins Aria said.

I know let’s spy on them Adagio said.

They got off the stage to investigate about the siblings secret.

With Veneer back home

No one must know my secret that I can actually sing without your talent Floyd Veneer said panicking.

Don’t worry Veneer just take a deep breath Floyd said.

[ryuzatodraws-archive]

Flustered Promt #4

Dew and Swiss, please.

“Shit I’m sorry I didn’t mean to - I I’m should’ve knocked. Uhm I-I’ll just go.”

OOHH ghouls!

Tags: Swiss X Dew , handjob , voyeurism

Fuck!

Dew knows that he should have move, or do something. Close the door maybe or just run off but his body is rigid , stiff.

He couldn’t stop watching Swiss stroke himself on the couch, and he knows full well that Swiss is watching him.

“Shit I’m sorry I didn’t mean to - I I’m should’ve knocked. Uhm I-I’ll just go.” Dew tries to brush it off but steams are coming off from his tail and hands , his tendency to literally heat up when he’s flustered.

He moves again, trying to close the door finally.

“I didn’t tell you that you could go.”

He heard him. Dew pauses, eyes back in the room. He can see how Swiss is smirking. Face red and burning , so is what’s between his leg.

“Now, I’m not gonna let you off that easily.” Swiss chuckles, hand paused but still on his length. “Unzip your pants”.

Dew mutters something before stepping in but he was halted again.

“Ah ah, didn’t tell you that you could come in. Stay right there and unzip your pants.”

“What the fuck? But people could see me!”

Swiss smirks again. “Then you better hurry up.”

Reluctantly Dew took out his length and give himself a few pumps , matching Swiss’s speed as he looks at him.

The mere idea of someone catching him in just around the corner scares him, but also makes his cock twitches, he’s excited as his tail wags just around the tip of the spade, panting like a dog.

“Attaboy Dew, keep going or else someone is gonna see you”

“F-fuck you man” The fire ghoul curses but his hand wouldn’t stop, he ends up stumbling back till he hits the wall, more chances for anybody to see him now, that makes him moan, his thighs shuddering as he strokes faster, another hand grazing himself slightly on his chest.

He let out a desperate moan. “Fuck come on , come already, come…someone catch me please…”

Swiss smiles, enjoying how desperate Dew gotten as he nears his climax. He gives himself a few tug to encourage Dew.

But it seems like he didn’t need to do much as Dewdrop slumps on the floor, too high in his thought, fucking his hand with a loud moan everytime.”

He heard a clank of boots coming , making his hips thrusts faster as he sticks out his tongue, strings of his seeds shooting out of his length as he came all over Swiss’s front door.

He pants, the clanks of boots fading away as he looks back at Swiss, the ghoul had already came earlier as he watches him.

“You should do this more often, Dew.”

[grimescum-2]

ok so I 100% agree with all of your thoughts he definitely has some huge self worth issues with joining hellsing at a young age plus like basically being like Arthur’s parent/caretaker/butler it’s going to warp his sense of self for sure i mean he got thrust into a huge war plus he developed a smoking habit at a really young age. plus!! you’re so right about his wires being a metaphor for him being a puppet that’s so good.

but anyways I’m getting way off topic let me actually tell you my headcanons of how he grew up

i think his mother probably had him at a really young age and grew up with a scared neglectful mother who did very much love him but had a father that was extremely domineering, alcoholic and abusive while also being in the position of not being able to take care of him properly due to their own financial struggles. they did keep him for a short amount of time though and because of how his father was he tended to take out his anger out on Walter and his mother. I feel like eventually due to extreme pushing by his father his mother eventually gives him up to an orphanage so he’s basically abandoned by his parents at a really young age, traumatized, angry, and bitter and probably had extreme trust issues. he didn’t exactly have the best time in the orphanage either and he probably usually kept to himself most of the time and I feel like he’d probably snag some string or wire and learns string tricks to keep himself busy and I feel like at some point some of the kids noticed and began to bully him relentlessly about it and with how Walter grew up he eventually snapped and used what he learned to attack his bullies and I feel like by that point the orphanage administration are about to more or less be kicked out for being a troubled child or passing him off somewhere else but before that can happen I feel like Arthur Hellsing finds out about him and basically swoops in to “adopt” him for his own purposes to use for Hellsing

and that’s more or less my idea of how Walter grew up and how’s he’s like how he is when we see him in Hellsing: the Dawn :)

me reading this like "oohh so he has mommy AND daddy issues. that makes sense"

U ARE SO TRUE FOR THIS!! ALL OF THIS!! THANK YPUU BTW GEHEHE this was so fun to read!! i hope u dont mind if i share some of my own thoughts coz thinking about backstory possibilities is soo interesting i love psychology an shit

UMM SO my thoughts? i think that that instead of getting bullied he'd be kind of a bitch. not like a straight up bully pushing-people-into-lockers type thing but he'd intentionally cause a scene by being disruptive or by being unnecessarily vulgar and rude since he 1. learned it from his parents 2. has all that pent up anger and feelings of vulnerability and 3. he's looking for the attention he never got .

i feel like living w the hellsing family was a little rough for him at first since they didn't approve of his behavior but learned not to be a little cunt with counseling and affection (not anything special i might add, just compliments, but they were huge). sought attention by trying his hardest to be useful, likeable, etc and he'd get incredibly jealous of anyone else who was valued higher than him, but he learned to hide this very well w time. this is mostly why i see him taking great care of his appearance in his old age, it makes him feel young again

maybe he never got to really know his parents at all since world war II might've left them financially unable to support their child? or maybe he never got to meet his father since he was off to war, and his mother couldn't afford to support walter financially on her own. unsure if these are accurate i didndt really pay attention during history class. or at all really /j

and in general i see him as being afraid of death, being afraid of growing old and weak, being afraid of being replaced, and in a moment of weakness he might've figured he didn't have much to lose since he was going on 70 and that's around the expected lifespan for most. it was either die and be known as nothing more than a butler or live for eternity and potentially be known as the guy who defeated alucard

another side thought about his wires? yours would make the most sense if he were to grow up using them, but thinking about it idk what you could do with strings as a kid. like could he just do a mean yoyo trick or . .. /j /j i figured maybe he was just given and taught how to use specialized gloves with retractable wires inside which would explain the fact that the wires arent wrapped around his fingers but wouldnt explain why they're seemingly infinitely long. like you'd think his gloves (the fingerless ones iirc) would be specially designed for that but nooo kouta hirano HATES cool and practical character design

bonus hc he was in his peak during the 80s or around that time i think. had the thought of his longish hair being the remains of a mullet bouncing around my skull for a few days. was very into rock at the time but if you showed him modern rock hed be all like Good Heavens!! What is This!! Back in my day We