#please leave me alone...

[msmerrysunshine13]

uhm my house is def getting bombed once this timer hits zero...

[madame-mongoose]

Turned off reblogs bc DBH fans were annoying me if you're a DBH fan do noooot interact

[sergle]

You!! Hey you!! Are you looking for a pair of kittens? Do you live In Or Near Oklahoma? Do you wish you could listen to purring all the time? Do you want a cat that looks like an aye-aye?

long story short, we found these two kittens at the bottom of a garbage can!! I don't like to think about how they ended up in there- but we heard them crying while on a walk, and it's very lucky they were so loud! They were scared at first, but now they NEED to be snuggled at all times. Crazy how adaptable kittens are. I'd prefer to rehome them as a pair, but I'd consider adopting them out individually if that's my only option! Please IM me if you're interested in both/either of these babies, or if you have any questions at all!!

[maglorthecrab]

🌅 rainbowmiku Follow

Ok so who was going to tell me not ONE but TWO chief prosecutors for my district have been arrested for murder

💿 makosharko Follow

Hey op do you live in fucking night vale

🕰️ athelas Follow

I did the research for y’all in the notes going wild wanting to know where op lives (and also bonuses of being a law student yay) so the only area I can find where a chief prosecutor has been arrested for murder is L.A. then I reckon they said two because the present chief prosecutor for L.A. is Miles Edgeworth, who has been accused of murder twice but cleared of both charges

🔮 ghosthunters Follow

fellow LA denizen here, fun fact! chief prosecutor edgeworth is married to a defence attorney

🌅 rainbowmiku Follow

He’s WHAT

🎈skyrensics Follow

said defence attorney has also been accused of murder before.

🪜ladderhosen Follow

Oh yeah that defence attorney is Phoenix Wright btw- he defended me for a murder charge once

🎈skyrensics Follow

oh nice! he defended my sister once :) she got accused of murdering someone in her offices parking lot lmao

🛒guiltylove Follow

@skyrensics wait is your sister fucking Lana Skye

🫧 pearlescent Follow

The former chief prosecutor’s sister uses tumblr????

🦔 wrongbird Follow

*opens door of reblogs to whisper* the current chief prosecutor also uses tumblr folks

🐚 demaskmasque Follow

WHAT

🍄 magisteel Follow

apparently he likes the samuraiverse! I wouldn’t be surprised if he was lurking in fan circles on here. Evidence btw- he has a steel samurai figure on his windowsill + a signal samurai keychain.

🌅 rainbowmiku Follow

these updates just get wilder and wilder. I’m learning more about my city’s lawyers than I ever thought I would.

🔮 ghosthunters Follow

everyone really skipped over the fact that it seems like half of LA’s legal system is on tumblr. god forbid they find this post

⚖️ calidistrictattorneysoffice Follow

hey

🛒 guiltylove Follow

NO. THEY HAVE AN OFFICIAL TUMBLR???

🌻 wrightandcolaw Follow

Is this a good time to say hello?

🌅 rainbowmiku Follow

never did I think one of my tumblr posts would attract the literal state of California prosecutors office or the wright and co law officef ashnduhjsjkkshg

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[theonethatdidntgetaway]

HOW MANY TIMES WILL I HAVE TO SEE ALL THIS AGAIN?

I CAN'T STAND TO SEE THIS SCENARIO ANYMORE

[emmyrosee]

“I’m sorry we have to break up.”

“…pardon?”

Wakatoshi’s olive eyes peer over his book at you, brow cocked in confusion as you stand above him, your hands on your hips. You don’t look any sort of remorseful or upset; just mildly bored with the fact you’ve just walked up to him and said you’d have to break up.

Like telling him it was raining outside.

You sigh, “we’re just not compatible.”

“Do… you feel that way? Have I done something?” Worry crosses his features, trying to map out what he’s done to upset you, if anything.

“Oh! No, not at all,” you say, and when you provide no other context, he raises his brow and you must notice his growing annoyance because you shrug at him, “my horoscope says we’re not compatible. And I just don’t want to waste my time if we’re not going to make it.”

This, has wakatoshi chuckling. He closes his book and gently shifts to make himself comfortable in the dip of the cushions. “Make it?”

“Look; our signs just aren’t compatible right now.” You smile at him softly, “maybe one day we’ll be there.”

“Im sorry, you must tell me more.” When you flash him a look, he scoffs, “I was reading my book perfectly fine, now you’re telling me we’re not going to be together anymore. I need help understanding.”

You unlock and pass him your phone, his big hand taking it from you before looking at your astrology chart, furrowing his brows as his eyes glaze the contents.

“Non-compatible with leo’s, it says.”

“Yeah,” you confirm.

“And… I’m assuming I’m a leo?”

“Sure are.”

“You’re not seriously about to leave me because the stars said so, correct?”

You cock your brow. He rolls his eyes.

“That should not surprise you,” you say, and he sighs and flicks his eyes up to you.

“It shouldn’t, but it does.”

You scoff, “how august-leo of you.”

“I swear to all of the gods, benevolent and not, do not start using this against me.”

“It’s not me, it’s you, toshi.”

tagging 🩷 @reverie-starlight @wolffmaiden @thoreeo @aliensknowmyillusions @tutuwusworld @lavishcherie @sassycheesecake @cheolattes @rrairey @dira333 @unknownspecies @fluffytriceratops

[frenchublog]

🦚Kung fu Panda 2

[purebbyfawn]

the p0rn accounts are in my dms again

LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE IM JUST A 22 YEAR OLD TEENAGE GIRL 😭😭😭

[meowskeer]

my alarm just scared the living shit out of me. image JUST waking up, you're half asleep and you wiggle under the covers moving your hand around the bed and under your pillows trying to find your phone and the first thing you hear is

"YAAAAAAY"

"MR BONZO'S ON HIS WAY HE WANTS TO STAY HE WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU"

over and over again until you find your phone. currently shaking and sobbing and i WILL be thinking about this for the rest of the day.

[monkmain]

Edit: Oh my god I posted this like an hour ago everyone calm down

Also for clarification I’m not saying the wiki should include the smart friend thing I just think they should mention how that symbol resembles the scholar

Ok maybe a couple hours ago but still

Ok look everyone is saying this isn’t really the scholar

This is the scholar. It would make sense that the scavengers accidentally wrote it backwards because they have never wrote it anywhere else. Scavengers aren’t perfect.

Again, I think the wiki should mention that the second glyph vaguely resembles the scholar, but not outright say that glyph is the scholar.

Oh and also these symbols are present in hunter’s campaign implying that moon was conscious for a bit after her collapse and that’s a cool lore tidbit

OK OK EVERYONE STOP

I am aware I was wrong and this post should no longer be taken seriously

also scavengers probably wouldn’t need the mark to gather that she was smart

she probably showed them how to craft things or something i don’t know

but that’s not the point

the point is that I was wrong and if nobody sees the edits I made to this I will be extremely annoyed

Please don’t make this a big thing

This is not the scholar or the scholar inverted this is the first karma symbol alongside a part of the scholar

this is stressing me out please

I have been sucked into the internet’s infinite loop of people negatively receiving my blatantly incorrect opinions

i will turn off Reblogs but I won’t delete this post purely because I found this experience very intriguing and want to remember it

[starry-hughes]

goodbye goodbye goodbye

you were bigger than the whole sky

[yashley]

"Yeah, but we talked about it and I didn’t want it." "Why not?" "Because it scared me."

[nina-scribbles]

Finally done with this piece for my 🪐🛸Space Au🚀🌌 !!!

+ some bonus closeups on details i really liked 💕

[parricidalis]

✨Another✨ Batstarion doodle

He gives me serotonin 😭

Side note, I wasn’t expecting anywhere near as much interaction on this as I got aaa, tysm it means a lot :,) ♡

[spoopdeedoop]

goldenpunk doodle page i did a while ago when i was sad

[torusblindfold]

i hate whoever is responsible for this